/brit/

anime

cartoons made by japanese people

Celts need to be slaughtered
Britain belongs to the strong Anglos

biting during sex
y/n

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GIVE ME A BLOODY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT BLOODY NOW!

>>70731376
y

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>tfw no qt dixie conservative gf

>>70731376
if it's hard enough to pop one of my veins and kill me from blood loss then y

>>70731376
yeah id be into that


would love a qt gf to bite during passionate moments or for playfulness and wouldn't mind being bitten either......... 2 b h.

cara is not attractive

Fedora posting is a big fat not an argument.

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A Canadian said I should post black men here.

Good pizza:
Pepperoni, pineapple, onion, bacon

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>Fedora posting is a big fat not an argument

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What do you think of mena girls

>also see /brit/
>only burgers leafs and krauts, but no brits
Eternally cucked, good job islanders

>>70731468
Mehmet

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Why is Male Genital Mutilation allowed in NA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLmU6xTdeTI

earlier today a haitian girl with a smelly pussy at work offered to be my fuck buddy, shes been flirting with me a bit for months and she saw me snapchatting someone, forced me to add her and asked me if my "hoes" are texting me when she thought my phone was vibrating. then she put on a big bright smile and asked me if i ever had friends with benefits.


just turned around and continued doing my work. i was like "no not really heh..." then she was like "whens the last time you had sex?" and i was like "heh well its been awhile........... ......" shes asked me that like 4-5 times over the last few months too. its like leave me alone..... fuck...

>>70731487
Because the Jews wouldn't allow it to be banned. Also the six million.

>>70731483
Jamal my son

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>Toilet Bog Fart

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Dudes?

Who's the new Donald Trump now that Dr*mpf is the President?

>>70731525
Please tell me those aren't your hands chilANgO

>>70731507
is she fit?

>>70731538
kellie leitch

Donald Trump is doing a pretty decent job so far. You can tell by how pissed off the media is.

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>Hey Anon, we earn money by playing video games and uploading them on youtube.
>We have gfs and normie lifestyle
>We have 2mln subscibers and are good looking
>What have you achichved so far?

How would you genuinely react in such a situation?

>>70731525
beetus?

>>70731545

Whats the problem?

and dont call me that.

I am fundamentally opposed to putting thin mints in the freezer.

>>70731560
*casts dispell numale*

>>70731574
You have girl hands.

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Daily reminder

>>70731507
how do you know she has a smelly pu$$y? what does it smell like?

>>70731568
Goat is pretty good. Ask the Mexicans.

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>>70731560
Enjoy not playing games for fun

im reading a history of England book. just made it to the glorious revolution. Would you say your more of a roundhead or a cavalier?

>>70731507
Get her number and fuck her you waste man baka wtf u doin my dude

>>70731560
>good looking

>>70731617
It is.

>Roundheads
Ah yes, the proto-Yanks

>>70731549
shes got an ok face but shes very very overweight, a bit awkward, and not very smart

>>70731613
they have us in a small office, shes in a little corner and she walks right behind my chair every time she has to get out of the office. like her crotch sometimes rubs across my chair. it smells very musky, some days you can't smell it but some days you're like "jesus christ." the other people in the office smell it too.

>>70731525

Are you a girl?

haven't felt the warmth of a woman's womb

>>70731665

no.

>>70731655
>black
>ok face but shes very very overweight, a bit awkward, and not very smart
Average Y*nk

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>>70731677

>>70731716
dont forget smelly minge

Walking around with the workmates to lunch
Boss says SO ANON HOW'S THE GF SITUATION GOING

"well, it's a situation haha"

hmm

>>70731723
is he okay?

one of the daughters on that show married at first sight has an absolute banging pair of chebs on her lads

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>>70731772
The end comes for us all lad

i cant wait to have an opportunity to talk to a girl i actually like


haven't talked to any qts since high school and i think i understand grils a bit better now than i did back then

i think im on the cusp of being worthy of having a gf - the trump administration is going to be good for me

>>70731785
Post a pic, bud.

>>70731822
it was on an ad that was on. I'll try to get one when the show is on, they're unreal

>>70731801
>haven't talked to any qts since high school and i think i understand grils a bit better now than i did back then

>translation: I don't talk to girls

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The end times are nigh lads... Repent now before you are left behind.

i generally have an ethos of not killing living things if i don't have to, like if i see a bug that isn't bothering anyone and its in my path i'll side step it. if i'm about to step on a bug and realize its there i'll literally jump out of the way so that i don't disturb it, like i'll risk jumping awkwardly just to not kill the thing even though i see most other people treating bugs like garbage even when they're not doing anything to hurt you.

but there are these tiny flying bugs that have invaded my house recently and i feel nothing for them. i thought they'd fuck off in a day or two but its been about a week now and they keep getting drawn to tv screens and computer screens. when i crush them i'm indifferent to how they might be feeling and i don't mind robbing them of life....

>>70731769
"so you got any girls on the go mate?"
"ummmm...nah"

every time wew

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ah yes, Rochdale

>when i crush them

BORN TO KILL huh murderer?

>>70731881
yeah you didn't need to translate that at all

i spelled it out pretty clearly that i don't talk to girls

>>70731956
>I understand girls a bit better
>not that I speak to any, but I understand them

>nearly have a gf
>she's ugly

>Trump talking about viewing figures of the Apprentice at a prayer breakfast
is he memtally ill?

>>70732000
>prayer breakfast
Lmfao yanks

>>70732000
>Trump

Who is this and who is his apprentice?

>>70731993
>"""""""""""nearly have a gf"""""""""""

just found this on some african geezers facebook

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>>70732000
>is he memtally ill?

most likely. i think hes hilarious but hes obviously a little crazy and a special kind of narcissistic.

would like to read a few books on his psychology 2bh

>>70731993

Pretty sure she is thinking the same think.

>>70731993
dont do it

ugly people suck

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>>70731993
what's the point of having a gf if she's ugly lol

What's your favourite?

>>70732098
i actually had a girl who was a friend who was pretty ugly and she was actually really cool....

wasn't a girlfriend though. everyone in class thought we liked each other but we didn't really, she was just fun to shoot the shit with.


>2 of my best friends in my life have been girls and both times they weren't that attractive and i had pretty much no desire to fuck em

*breathes in deeply*

MUH DICK

>nearly have a t-rex
>its dusty

>traps with masculine veiny hands
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rock hard to flaccid in one second

>>70732081
im no uggo

get ball step on by stilletto

y/n?

>>70732214
what if they have masculine veiny dicks though


you're ok with dicks but not hands?

*S M H*

imagine how a younger version of you would feel if they saw how their life would turn out

>>70732239
no

its not as fun as it sounds

>>70732250
qt feminine penises aren't real penises, it's not gay

>>70732266
they would have completely foreseen my current situation

young me was a smart one

told my asian gf to come over with stillettos and she came with fucking flats

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>tfw even racist white women can't resist the bbc

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Violet Crumble or Crunchie?

once i took shrooms and realized that i had access to all of the knowledge of the universe and all of these truths about reality kept shooting into my head every few minutes and i was like "fuck, how did i already know that?"


then as i came to, i forgot it all. felt like my brain was in hyperspace but my body was in my bed.

>Trump

Seriously, who?

>>70732368
ahh my man the media has referring to him as Drumpf that is who is it..

>>70732343
fuck crunchies

>>70732368
that guy from the yank apprentice

why does the thread keep on fucking switching

>>70732368
chroomp

>>70732098
Im going to graduate soon and it's hard to meet people

hullo xo

>>70732437
I'm in college and I don't meet people lol.

>>70732447
Sorry, didn't catch that

can't listen to alex jones x joe rog now bcuz I'll fall sleep and lose battery bcuz it's 3 hours long

>>70732487

if anybody told me that they listened to alex jones to bed i'd probably laugh

>>70732476
do I look like a tape recorder to thee?

>>70732460
Im graduating with my BS in a month

>>70732487
its so good

>>70732518
I-I don't understand sorry could you speak up?

>>70732509
knock knock

Saw some yank who looks like a tape recorder

Absolutely mental

>>70732567
who's there

>>70732563
are you on a bad connection I'm on 3 bars here

ignoring the old 1itis

Hello?

fuckin love iggy pop lads

>>70732580
I listen to alex jones to bedp

>>70732578
haha that was me sorry

>>70732612
everything will be alri
tonigh

>>70732614
You, uh, mind if I put my HEADphone jack in you?

>>70732638
a-alri

that looks just like my good mate's gf

>>70732586
What's that? You're on a bar crawl? Mate it's a bit early

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Israel is a good, Christian country and there's nothing wrong with Trump supporting it, OK goy?

*thinks Israel out of existence*

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rohirrim = anglo saxons

dunlendings = british celts

hobbits = rural country english

gondor = northern european/roman fusion

mordor = unique evil land

elves = finns/unique

easterlings = oriental/indian/central asian

harad = semites

dwarves = jews/scotts/unique

dale/indigenous men = mainland celts

theres like... a medium sized roach thats having a blast traversing my house

*thinks Israel back into existence*

>>70732802
roach

i always play a girl in video games

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1486090040356.webm

the gf

cows = anglo saxons
sheep = british celts
deer = rural country english

>>70732897
very nice

>>70732897
gave me a bit of a cheeky boner

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>tfw no qt flip-irish bf