>be eating penne macaroni
>chatting with family and laughing when I accidentaly choke on mac
>mfw because of the hole on the macaroni, I was still able to breathe
Thank you Italians for this life saving food
What if it chokes you sideways?
>>70730918
he will just tilt his head
stupid nigger
>>70730876
holy shit I thought I was alone
>>70730876
stop eating so fast you gluttonous butthole.
>>70730876
please chew your food
>>70730876
>>70730876
>literally eats PENE
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>tfw all grown up and mom's not around to tell me not to use my penne like a straw to slurp up peas and tomato sauce
>>70730876
>has no table manners
>doesn't chew his food
it's truly awful that you didn't die
>>70731556
Wena nido
One day while I was eating mac and cheese I realized a lot of the time I just swallow the noodles hole without chewing them.
Penne is truly the most well-engineered and versatile of all the pastas
>>70732346
What the fuck, america.
>>70730957