/brit/

>>70701567
Australia and Canada's asian percentage is nearly the same.

Only NZ is safe.

>>70701571
Good

>>70701567
Fancy a Maccys breakfast lads.

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Anime

>>70701611
But won't Maccy be upset that you stole her breakfast?

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>>70701567

*hisses at you*

Hoe much SJW shit will be in the new Mass Effect game?

Roblox

>>70701685
*scurries away*

I'm back from my romantic dates lads. What did I miss?

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>Hoe much SJW shit will be in the new Mass Effect game?

>>70701711
*scampers after you, hissing loudly*

>>70701735
*presents my bare arse for breeding*

fedoras are sjws.

'ning

wanking to pics of my best mate's willy. he sent me two, do you think i could ask for more.
he put my hand on his willy a few times in college.

>>70701705
Shit series don't care

>>70701750
*runs up to you and sinks my teeth into your bum cheek*

>>70701766
*howls and backkicks your face in, looking behind and hissing at you*

>these two fucking action posting faggots

Would love to see them get hit by a bus

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Matched with a muslim-thai waifu yesterday. Will try to get her out today to do islamic and non-islamic things. I'm such a versatile playboy.

>>70701766
>>70701769
*sprays you both in the face with runt-a-way*

>>70701760
That's a bit gay

>>70701786
>faggots
Would love to see you fuck off back to yankistan you utter microbe

>Ohio coroners office running out of space due to drug overdoses
really mmakes u think

>>70701786
*gives your bollocks a hard squeeze*

don't EVER chat shit about my freinds again, you here me?

>>70701663
Who gives a toss what she thinks, she's a fat lass.

>>70701810
shit gimmick, like your life.

*scampers back into the bushes, squealing hysterically*

>>70701788
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*squirms around on the ground, pawing at my eyes*

watching a documentary about women with really big boobs

>>70701760
Thats queer m8

70701836
Didn't give you permission to reply to me, did I? Fool. Thanks for the free (You). Not that I need it.

>>70701590
They have just as much as us and leaves. Although they're all in the north island

*slaps your phone out of your hands*

Executive forecast: really think men being able to carry babies is the next medical advance we'll see in our times. Of course a women would have to give the eggs and they'll build a little artificial uterus inside the male receiver's belly or something. The market for it exists and is getting bigger each year with gay and transexual men.

>>70701871
Go play with the traffic, you tedious little queer

>70701920
Crop.

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Does the Shard represent the pinnacle of Pakistani achievement?

70701899
t. Jacques "Paco Rabanne" Attali

hard men over here
>>70701871
>>70701920

You are, all of you, vermin.
Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder?
That you might escape the coming fire?
No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass.
And not even your Demon will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey.
For your destruction is the will of the gods.
And I...I am their instrument

>>70701931
Tit

>>70701933
Does the Freedom Tower represent the pinnacle of Saudi achievement?

>70701953
odious pond runt

>>70701970
Unimaginative paki

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>How I feel when I use 'whom' correctly in a conversation

>>70701990
thailand you alri

>decide not to get a new phone and 2 year contract
>switch to pay as you go with my old s5 handset
>It mysteriously starts running slow and breaking straight away

Ah yes, very impressive.

>any more penis pics?
well, I asked him lol.

>>70702041
you're officially bent
hope they're worth it

>>70702047
sod off bender

Lagdroid phones are shit.
Nokia Lumia 925 with WM10 runs perfectly.

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>>70701959
Does England represent the pinnacle of French achievement?

>>70702064
>Lagdroid phones are shit.
Please stop posting shit, you fucking melt.

>70701987
Hysterical little yank rorke

this doco is making me reconsider my opinions on breasts

>>70702086
Yanks > Pakis

Ahh yes, a mobile operating system based on linux.

HOWLING.

>>70702086
>hey mom, how do i quote a post on 4chan?

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> After her hippie British parents are murdered, Lilly is raised at a Sufi shrine in Morocco. As a young woman she goes on pilgrimage to Harar, Ethiopia, where she teaches Qur’an to children and falls in love with an idealistic doctor. But even swathed in a traditional headscarf, Lilly can’t escape being marked as a foreigner. Forced to flee Ethiopia for England, she must once again confront the riddle of who she is and where she belongs.

>>70702079
Does American independence represent the pinnacle of French achievement?

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Playing a videogame atm lads. Ttyl

>>70702137
heh, memes

>>70702120
I sais stop posting fucking shit

>>70702106
Imagine sucking on a pair of large round titties

>Miles Taylor is seeking something new and different, something he's never done but always wanted to try. When Seamus O'Reilly arrives, he quickly learns that Miles has a fantasy for big cock, no matter how much he likes women. Luckily for Miles, Seamus is packing the necessary equipment to fulfill Miles' needs. Unzipping out of his pants, he reveals his rock hard dick and Miles' eyes light up at the thought of it. He takes it slow, first in his mouth, choking a little on it's size when Seamus pushes his head down the shaft. Then, after tonguing Miles' hole, Seamus gives it to him raw, as Miles mounts his pole and proceeds to pop his straight cherry. He rides Seamus slowly, unsure at first, but taking a liking to it as he continues, until he can take no more. Laughing, Seamus bends over and shows Miles how to properly take a cock, telling him to pound him. Miles fucks Seamus from behind as Seamus begs him on, telling him to jizz all over his ass. Miles does as instructed, losing is load all over Seamus as he repeatedly goes in and out of Seamus' hole, seeding it with his throbbing cock, as Seamus busts his nut all over himself.. Enjoy!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>70702137

Vapid cultural garbage

>>70702086

Paki cunt

>>70702142
Does your dick represent the pinnacle of nanotechnology?

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>I sais stop posting fucking shit

>kernel panic
What did GNU/linux mean by this?

>>70702210
>Not having genetically engineered transhuman (uncircumcised) cybercock

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>1485387218183.jpg

Genuinely think Alex Jones might be right about everything

shit thread so far

>>70702240
it's when you're making microwave popcorn and you know there's some left unpopped but the rest is about to start burning

>>70702035
dont give him You's

>>70702240
it means you're trying to use a server OS on a consumer computer

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>shit thread so far

FUCK why couldn't I have been born a professional bra fitter

>>70702296
just waiting for him to post another picture of some thaiwanese lady looking smug

>>70702254
>transgender cybercock
Someones been on furaffinity a little too much recently...

my mate has swine flu wtf. has had to literally quarantine himself for 2 weeks.

>>70702325
it's not thailad

*slaps your cock into my hands*

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>>70702282
Hey, whada ya know, I found a picture of you.

>>70702346
tell him not be such a fucking pig

been running out of excuses not to see this lad who thinks we're mates
had to tell him I had swine flu haha is that even still a thing? he bought it though

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>it's not thailad

>>70702359
*brushes cock against your lips*

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>the rapist is here

*slaps my face into your cock*

>>70702369
You have 0 (zero) friends.

>>70702369
good post

fuck guys

i have swine flu and i sneezed on this british guy 2 weeks ago

what do??

>>70702385
*puts willy in mouth a few times*
*kisses you*

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*enters /brit/*

>>70702406
*bites your dick and eats it*

had me cock sucked about a month ago

eager to repeat the experience

kek what the fuck is that really him?

he really is a balding manlet. looks like a pedo too

>>70702426
*pulls up your tartan and fucks you*

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>>70702438

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>>70702438
do NOT bully alan

>>70702438
he could have forced his his cousin to marry him back in shit-hole paki land but i guess he prefers to pay hookers to have dinner with him. what a loser.

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>>70702456
*teleports behind you*
heh nuttin persunal wee yin

>receding hairline

im so sorry

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>>70702438
nah he's a massive chad, gets the chance to buy failed russian prostitutes dinner and not even fuck them. highly envious.

>>70701590
>http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU1408/S00209/top-twenty-new-zealand-surnames.htm

>>70702434
I'll have a go mate

just got the ambulance bill from the other weekend when i took a bad batch of mdma. fucking $1147 down the drain

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>5'8
>fat
>losing hair
>small willy

> get on the bus to lectures
> start feeling really anxious about halfway there
> get off the bus several stops early
> walk all the way back home
> do this post
hahahaha what am I like, what a riot

>>70702610
>6'3
>thin/athletic
>thick hair
>thick dick
still depressed desu

Don't understand how some gay guys do their eyebrows to have a line instead. Looks very weird and effeminate. I mean, I understand if you have a more than bushy to want them to appear normal, but to have a line is just baffling. Looks disgusting.

>>70702610
Lose the weight, it'll make your willy look bigger.

>Size of a mountain
>Built like a mountain
>Luscious locks
>Magical hammer

still tfw no qt freya desu

>>70702636
>thin/athletic

translation:
>lanky skeleton

>>70702636
>>6'3
>>thin/athletic
>>thick hair
>>thick dick

Pics. x

>>70702610
Pics. x

>>70702636
fuck you

>>70702664
only if you ask nicely

>Funds available: £2.30
Ah yes, benefits-free neet here.

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>>70702731
Can I please see you and your willy?

fucking hell, that unlaid chicken egg thread on /ck/ i- *gagging noise* oh god it-

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>>70702807

What if our dreams are visions of heaven and hell

>>70702759
ok but it's not hard yet

>>70702865
=p~

>>70702831
dreamt of beans from even stevens the other night, don't even remember anything specific just had a very strong impression of beans when I woke up
please like, comment and subscribe

>>70702913
unsubscribe

Orchestrating a poo

i had a dream that i was in a middle of a war-zone caused by Trump. Started off with Trump mortaring protesters then it escalated into full scale civil war with tanks and helicopters and shit. was actually pretty terrifying.

finished the breast doco, now I'm watching one about willies

>>70701680
Where is Chechnya

*sprints out of the undergrowth towards you, jumps in the air and latches my jaws directly onto your testicles*

>>70702945
are you gay????

Fell in love in my dreams again the other night.
Just went into town to get some voucher for my change jar so I could leave the house in months yesterday. Thought I could see a few cute lads. Even made eye contact.

>>70702985
just love trashy british tv

>>70702945
is that the my penis and I one?
watched part of it on tv, mental. had to turn it off when the docter measures his willy and it's just a tiny head poking out of his bush, was too sad

I went to an all boys grammar school and I didn't even turn out a poofter

*cum explodes out my stiff willy as the runt gnashes my testicles to a chewed up pulp*

>>70703032
Do not believe this

>>70703020
yeah m8. don't think I've ever seen one that tiny

monkeys and apes bite off balls

I'm a bit gay

>>70703075
haha poo!

did a poo earlier but I need to do one again and my tummy is like a sore back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiAyUHKIwi0

>>70703050
I caught it partway through so the first point I realised his had a micro was when they showed that baby picture of him naked, audibly gasped tb h. didn't think it was possible to be that small
love that scene where he goes out to that club with a bunch of girls who all tell him that penis size doesn't really matter, then those two rando drunk girls start telling him without much prompting how penis size is everything.

>>70703124
Fuck off, Ahmed.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-j1Dg2nKKY

>anglos didn't elect this man
YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>>70703191
give me a smelly french gf NOW

lost my job last year at a startup that's now taking off big time

hmmmm

would be nice if religious people (especially muzzies) would just drop the god shit. Does nothing but hold everyone back.

wonder if it's possible to fix my life

doubt it

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>>70703208
not unless you go back in time and elect mosley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDf2G1vyNX8

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Isabella Shepherd is 12 and was last seen newer Stevenage railway station in Hertfordshire at 2:45pm yesterday. Please call 101 if you have any information.

>>70703247
hold them back from what though? and there's no point to anything anyway without god

>>70703261
*calls 101*
umm yeah just saw her on /brit/ haha

>>70703020
>>70703050
>>70703160

thanks lads. going to watch this one

>>70703269
You have square thoughts which resist circles.
The point of life is life.

>>70703269
why does there need to be a point?

Diane Abbott - what a cowardly fat fuck

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almost threw up

>>70703269
from integrating with other societies, not blowing stuff up, not dressing women in binbags, etc, you know.

> no point to anything anyway without god
sort yourself out you gimp

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Might be doing a watch.

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he just got a bunch of girls to make the perfect dick out of clay and they all look exactly like mine except the weird red one

>>70703343
wish that style of dressing wasn't associated with chavs and the working classes. its quite aesthetic.

>>70703360
woah you're telling us that your penis looks like a completely normal penis?!? no way!

>>70703360
might have something to do with dicks looking the same

>>70703302
>>70703306
>>70703315
there doesn't need to be a point of course, I'm just saying a brief 70 year period of existence is meaningless. for me, it'd be ideal if this was the case but I really doubt it.

also, critisising religous folk is kind of pintless. your lives are just as meaningless as theirs.

>>70703365
>aesthetic
I honestly did wear black adidas pants once when I went on a bike ride in italy.

>>70703416
>pants
proxy off, yank

>>70703395
*hats you*

anyone else have schizophrenia here. the autism on /brit/ seems to calm me which helps me out.

currently not on speaking terms with the mother cause she wants to go out for my birthday and i do not

why are australians so gay lol

>>70703395
>kind of pintless
HO ho! Shan't be doing that then
*takes a big swig as if to emphasise my point*
hahaha
*moves out of the way of someone walking behind me*
oop yeah you're alright mate, go on

>>70703461
nah mate not a headcase

>>70703392
you mustn't have seen a lot of penises

>>70703461
what's schizophrenia like

how are you compared to the people in that Louis Theroux documentary

>>70703395
>meaning
yeh fantastic nothing word mate but no one is debating the alleged subjective meaning religion brings to people.

its all the heinous shit religion brings to this world that we're focusing on here. all because some subservient schizoids actually think a dictatorial sky wizard is scrutinising everything they do.

we need to move beyond that bronze age absurdity.

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Me and the lads.

>>70703562
these look like packs of dodgy playing cards you get in the tourist trap corner shops of ibiza and that

drank a liter of milk, a volcano's building up in my ass

>>70703598
>liter
>ass
YANK OUT

>>70703555
ok, but why stop them doing their schizoid thing? sure, it pisses you off but you're going to be dead in a bit anyway so who cares. if it gets really bad we can just speed you along by having killed. you won't care because you'll be dead.

>>70703628
the full retard defence. interesting

business idea: all canadian anons have their names changed to 'anonymoose'

>>70703628
>why do you want to stop primitive mentality, suffering and oppression on earth

hmm yes why indeed

>>70703640
all you mate

>>70703661
I'll invest some maple syrup in this idea

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>>70703661
I'll give you 20p for 70% of your business

>>70703667
>stop suffering
oh yeah i'm sure all those thousand of people being killed in the congo over diamonds will stop with the eradication of religion won't it

wind you neck in you short sighted cunt

>>70703667
your answer to that "why" boils down to: because it's more comfy.

well, I don't give a shit about 70 years of comfort or discomfort.

>>70703721
*chats with my partner*

50% and it's a deal

>>70703532
well I'm high functioning so I can lead a somewhat normal life.

just have weird shit happen sometimes like the time I started running home during the night because I thought I was being chased.

Meds are working ok but still can be pretty fucked. But because of them i've put on a ton of weight and now my dink don't work

The only thing that can give morality and human values objective meaning is the existence of a God.

tell me about wilcannia

>>70703777
>Being nice purely because you're afraid of being punished in the after life

How does this explain why so many religious people are arseholes?

>>70703727
>all bad things wont go away if religion died so no one should bother doing anything to help
And he's the short-sighted one. Fucking lol.

>>70703764
hope your meds stop working and you go on a murderous rampage

>>70703777
ok, cheers for that

*points to another member of /brit/ chamber*

and you? do you also have a blatantly obvious remark to share?

>>70703755
70 or I walk

>>70703811
I'll probably just kill myself soon

>>70701705
why would there be?

if the original mass effect came out today you'd probably criticise it for letting you play as a female

>>70703800
who said anything about being nice? maybe the purpose of existence is to kill/convert others and that's what will be rewarded. to you this might sound bad, but if it's what god wants then it's the closest thing to objectively being "good".

>>70703661
What?

fe fi fo fum I have a poo poo in my bum

imagine actually getting worked up about SJW shit in video games

Alia, stop it, stop yourself!

>>70703853
borign

I will draw a 200x200px portrait of you if you win

https://en.lichess.org/ag1vwqdN

>>70703833
*looks at you with a troubled face*
hmm... ok then
*shakes my sweaty hand with yours*

>>70703909
sounds like an incentive to lose

>>70703812
water is wet

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>birthday soon

>>70703913
Thanks fucko, I'm selling your idea for billions

>>70703461
i think i have some of the symptoms of it. i tend to find "hidden meanings" in things that are probably bullshit, and i also tend to develop psychotic obsessions (to the point of stalking) with certain people that i get over after a while

>>70703931
no it isn't

>>70703866
I suppose I was thinking of Christians, Jesus said a lot of stuff about the meek inheriting the Earth and being humble and all that shit.

The most ardent Christian I've met were always right wing as fuck and constantly going on about how much money they had. Not sure why they thought Jesus was gonna give them a slap on the back for that.

Anyone have that bollock busting poster compilation?

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>>70703936

nah mate, didn't save it

Somebody's rice cooker is boiling over in the kitchen


Don't understand rice cookers
What's wrong with a pan?

KFC classic catch

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can't fit into my favourite jeans anymore

>>70704022
>cooking rice in a pan

>>70704029
ARRGGGGGGGHHHHHH....AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

NO FAT CUNTS ALLOWED IN /brit/

>>70704029
More of you to love. x

>>70704041
Yes

*posts bollock busting poster compilation*

>>70703532
my sister has it
it's kinda shit

*sucks your toes seductively*

>>70704062
Rice

in a pan

a PAN

am i still a virgin if i wank to vr porn?

sometimes I wonder what women must be thinking as a lad sucks on their tits. like if a girl started licking/sucking my chest it would be really weird.

>>70702946
no such thing!

>>70704141
their nips are more sensitive i believe

>>70704135
if anything, you are moreso

>>70704141
just makes me gf laugh tbf

>>70704135
t. on the fast track to developing chronic virgin stare

>>70704193
my (ex)gf seemed to get turned on by it but I have no clue what was going through her mind as she watched me go all over her tits with me gob

>>70704196
did a little mewl at this one

*spirals into the thread from above, my penis spinning like a helicopter's blades to keep my aloft*
woooah! WOAOAHHHHH WWOOOOOOOAAAHH
*crashes in the midst of everyone and dusts myself off*

>>70704227
lmao looking like a mong with an icecream cone

>>70704227
go record yourself trying to open a melon with your tongue and find out

>>70704271
howled a bit, that's what I imagine it must look like

cant comprehend what they must be thinking

paul thomas anderson movies are really boring

hello and welcom to the hudrualic press channel

Today we will be crushing this vary dangerous runt

*camera pans to a panicked-looking runt strapped to the bottom of the hydraulic press*

It is a vary dangerous runt and could attack at any time, so we must deal wis it
*clunk, whirrrr*

>>70704336
Boogie Nights and There Will be Blood are both excellent films

>>70704348
good post

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YOU'RE FINISHED NIGEL

Hmmm aussie beat me again.
Wish he'd beat my cock haha.

>>70704348
*places my bollocks underneath the press*

>>70704348
Should rewrite it as if narrated by Sir David Attenborough instead of the runty narration you've gone with.

>>70704432
As usual the leaf can fuck right off

>>70704432
IDIOT canadian

>>70704348
I see potential in this gimmick

cock is itchy again

and now, for something completely different

>>70704348
been a while since such a post has been posted

brings to mind fond memories of past endeavours with our parted company

*looks to my framed photo of Ed smiling*

>>70704473
oh will you just shut up

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Howling at the simultaneous replies

Canadians really are the worst posters

>>70704473
*uses a runt glued to a barge pole to stealthily steal the picture*
*places it under the press*
*clunk...whirrr*

>>70704484
settle down

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>>70704473

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What is she planing, bros?

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485933165848.webm


FUCKING NERDS

runts have been eating all the pot plants again lads

fuck sakes

>>70704574
potTED plants or pot plants?

> any cookery video that involves killing a live lobster or crab
> comment section full of benders squeaking about the inhumanity of it
reee, rooo

trying to play ol' playstation 2, got 3 controllers and all of them are fucked in different ways

>>70704526
That woman has dissolved Australian parliament before. She knows what powers she has and how to use them. If he insults her honor she has legal recourse to slay that fat fuck.

Thinking of writing a political manifesto lads

>>70704526
she's 90, probably can't even lift a sword

>>70704632
yeah that'd be good

....NOT!!!!!!!!

>>70704665
haha good one

>>70704551
kek

>>70704609
lobsters and crabs aren't human sweetie x

fucked up some runt's ps2 controllers

hiding under his bed now listening to him rant

runts under the covers again lads

been hiding in the ceiling waiting for them to sleep

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>>70704617
She has dissolved Canadian Parliment as well

*kisses you softly on the lips*

getting my weekly "b urself" talk from the lads before the weekend

yes very good

runts poo pilly paki fanny runt poo ahh yes poo

>>70704734
atttttttttt LAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

my LOOOOVVE has comEEEE HOMEEEEE

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Lads can i get a (You) tbqhwy?

>>70704617
she didn't the aussie governer general did it

officially he invoked her power to do so, but I doubt she actually had say in the decision

i'm 22 and my life literally has not changed one iota since i was 17

thursday all day today

im gonna get laid for the first time in 2017 next weekend lads

gonna make it 4 consecutive years of having sex can't believe it

>>70704807
font

>>70704807
>get laid
fuck off foy

>>70704778
foat
>>70704807
font

playing with the gf's boobies again

>>70704778
i'm 23 in a week and my life literally has not changed one iota since i was 15

>>70704807
fart (fuck a rabbit's twat)

not giving that aussie lad a (You)

>>70704859
wanna meet up and be hopeless sacks of shit together sometime?

My little sister (aged 15) is a terrible liberal, but she did say that she probably wouldn't marry a non-white, so maybe there's hope for her yet.

just got fucking drenched in rain when walking home and i only live 5 mins from the bus stop

>>70704878
send her my way once she turns 16 lad

i'll fuck some sense into her

>>70704822
>>70704824
>>70704828
>>70704863
I'm going nowhere lads. Except to get have sex with a girl ;P

@70704874
I WANT A (YOU)

Yoouuuuuuuuu

there's only one thing i hate more than yanks, and that's yanks who think they aren't yanks (looking at you canada)

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>>70704942
>>70704942
>>70704942
>>70704942

>>70704874
I never give aussies (you) 2bh. even if they're trying to have a normal conversation (rare) then I still don't do it on principle.

Just imagine all the wasted aussie (you) potential that has built up over the years. I feel sorry for them.

>>70704955
bit of a risky one to open at uni ahaha

just pissed on some irish runt and he reckons it was rain haha

>>70704877
no that would give me a panic attack

>>70705025
that's fine, it would to me too

>>70704905
An Aussie would be worse than a black desu.

>>70704348
>tfw you and maisie will never be a guest on the hydraulic press channel
>tfw masie will never squish your scones into nutsack puree with the hydraulic press