Great Australian-American War of 2017 when?

what does australia have to steal

new zealand?

aldi > coles > woolworths

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>>70698870
I won't kill an Australian.

I refuse!

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpWmlRNfLck

>>70698870
I hope I get some meat from the australian meat market

>>70698939
oh come on, they aren't even people

>>70698936
C O L E S
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>>70698979
pipe down shit-leg

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>>70698979
All Anglos are brothers

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>Be American president
>get call from The Bull
>he calls you a cunt and tells you to take his refugees
>know you can't refuse so you hang up the phone in an autistic rage and start crying on twitter

>>70699021
Kek, this.
Please kill our thin skinned, fat, elderly shitbird.
Please?

i will crush you

>>70698870
What the hell happened? I don't understand!

>>70699021
Who's actually going to be doing the shipping
If it's you all can you like sink them accidentally

>>70699055
Our election was shit, and the best thing we could muster was a mean old whiny goat. Not to mention there was literally no good candidates.

I hate picking the least worst out of things.

Why do we have shitty candidates, my fellow American?

>>70698870
I'll fight for Australia!

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>>70699110
Because they were assassinated before they got the chance to run

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>>70699112
Based Pommy

Bye bye ANZUS

>>70699104
this

>literally worship the USA for a century and be the biggest sycophant in their entire list of allies
>clementine caligua still bullies turnbull and hangs up on him

wtf i love china now

>>70699131

hey

HEY

STOP THIS

>>70699146
It truly shows in the America hate from your countrymen. I noticed it the heaviest from Australians all over the internet.

>>70699199
it's only banter

>>70699199
Noticed it for years by the way. Not just recently and not just 4chan.

>>70699211
No, I'm not talking about banter. I'm talking about pure unbridled hate that they aren't even trying to disguise as anything but hateful. I love Easter threads.

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>>70699129
No, I think truly smart people aren't politicians for one reason only: they don't want the responsibility. And that's why they don't run.

I rly hate how we get extremely charismatic people to run for office but they're incredibly dumb.

Why should we even have republics in the first place?

>>70699153
Maybe you shouldn't have turned away our destroyer in '85.

Better start looking for Gandalf, you'll need him for when the Chinese arrive.

>>70699241
It's just that the intelligent ones don't make it far.
Only on rare cases can you get someone who is both intelligent, and charismatic.

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>>70699199
Nobody in Australia honestly hates Americans, we just like to make fun of you because you're easy targets

Please don't send the emus after us Australia.

>>70699285
>Only on rare cases can you get someone who is both intelligent, and charismatic.
Since when has this ever occured? In my opinion all of the Presidents were either shit or okay, but none of them were exceptionally good.

Turdbull thinks Trump will take the failed reffos that Obummer set as a trap for him.
Announces to Oz.
Trump reconsiders the shitty deal.
Turdball btfo
Libs collapse to Bernardifaggots
>one nation is OneNation
Reffos get fucked over
Straya gets saved
>based Pauline
>based Trump 6d chess
Bewdy Straya

>>70699232
>>70699199
>>70699213
Truly an example as to how we cannot handle the bants.

>>70699296
Stop with that. Plenty do. I can differentiate between banter and genuine disgust. Goes for all non-Americans. It's what makes me kind of feel good in a spiteful way over Trump's retardation and ruining of the country.

>inb4 "take that, liberals" picture

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>>70699021
>know you can't refuse

We just did.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/feb/02/australia-struggling-to-save-refugee-agreement-after-trumps-fury-at-dumb-deal

Fuck you Bruce.

>>70699332
And cucks like you are the worst.

There is not a single country that doesn;t get defensive over memes. Actually, poorer countries are the only ones who take it well.

Again, not talking about banter. If you don't think there is a lot of genuine American hate then you are the unwitting clown.

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>>70699349
Rabd liberals are a distinct subspecies of the human populace and occur everywhere, trust me they have enough self-hatred for their own government and democracy to only direct their vitriol against America occasionally, although Trump is bringing out the worst

>>70699350
>struggling to save the agreement
Your embassy confirmed it was going through, and the immigration ban explicitly states that it will still comply with the US's international agreements.

its not us struggling to save it, its trump struggling to block it.

>>70699423
I don't think Trump can be stopped by any checks or balances at this point, if he doesn't want it to go through then it won't

>>70699469
He can't, the Congress is all Republican and the Supreme Court is all Republican.

Since the 3 branches of gubbermint are all occupied by Republican "forces" for a lack of a better term, Trump is able to do anything he wants in office guaranteed if it fits the GOP's ideology.

And so far the party hasn't refused anything Trump wants to do, so Trump is probably going to block those angry mudslimes from coming thru.

>>70699402
Whatever man. Let me tell you about gangs in Chicago. In the 70s, there formed 2 massive alliances between every gang in Chicago. Peoples and Folks. This caused you to automatically have tons of enemies in exchange for shaky alliances with no clear leader. Anyway, not relevant. But there were some ultimate edgster gangs who gave zero fucks and decided to align with no one and in fact align against both sides but can form direct alliances with other gangs. They are called Renegades. Also known as EBK(Everybody Killa).

We are the Renegades now.

Good night lad, gotta schleep.

>>70699015
they're not anglos anymore. they're sneaky chinks.
>at least they solve the chinks problem here (malaysian chinks mass migrate to Aus)

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>>70699701
AUSTRALIA WILL ALWAYS BE ANGLO RRREEEEEEE

>>70699423
Trump can basically rip apart the deal you idiot. I don't give a fuck about what libshit appointrd embassy staff by Obama in Canberra said.

We are not taking them in.

>>70699758
In this age? I don't think so, senpai. Just last month 3 chink family-size tenants moved to Australia and we held a farewell party.

>>70699296
I genuinely hate the US though, their culture is a cancer on this country.

>>70699296
I don't hate Americans, merely wish that they weren't allowed to use the Internet as their people and culture are like a cancerous growth which has given birth to everything wrong with the Internet.