Why haven't you been to North Dakota?

>>70698564
Because there's nothing there except drunk Native Americans.

>>70698564
i already live in an oil state shithole

>>70698564
I have no interest in working for an oil company.

Been through South Dakota before though. Nice place.

I hope to move there once

>>70698564
North Dakota is a good place to fuck milfy type and mid-20 year old women like pic related. They live in a barren wasteland with subzero winters, drunk roughnecks that abuse them and no jobs except in restaurants. I worked as a warehouse assistant for a 7 month contract last year for an oil company in ND. Not model-esque women, but horny af and are despirate to get out.
>Like eastern Europe

t. Texas

Because it's cold, flat, empty and cold. And due to the climate it's very unlikely to find my dream car on Craigslist there.

>>70700399
In fact I've just had a look and there's not a single Pontiac Tempest for sale in the entirety of North Dakota, let alone the correct model year.

my brother was there
he said it was ok
mostly farmers and stuff not much to see or do but its alright

>>70700329
Warmer and maintained version of Russia? It is tempting!

>>70698564
why should I be there?

>>70698564
Because the oil refinery is like half an hour from here in some tucked away bullshit corner in Utah

why would i go to a state without mountains

>>70700329
So North Dakota is basically an actually existing Ukraine?

There's a saying in North Dakota

"Behind every tree you'll find a pretty woman"

In other words, there are no pretty women, because there are no trees. Only decent place in the state is Fargo or Jamestown because the university is there.

>>70699306
Why? It's a shit hole. I lived there 2 years

>>70699306
moving from Ukraine to another Ukraine? why?

>>70700399
You literally cannot keep a clean vehicle in North Dakota. There is so much dirt from the truckers the roads are a dust bowl. You wash your care and not even three days later it's completely covered in dirt-dust.

>>70700780
As is familiar to residents of the former USSR...

>>70700780
I've been thinking more of rust. High chance for my dream car to be a barn find or junkyard find, and those only survive in the bone dry southwest.

>>70700541
>Warmer
No, it would be colder in North Dakota