has there ever been a more pathetic nation?

>New Zealand
lel

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>>70687652

>>70690260
Hey man New Zealand is pretty good at rugby

>>70687652
why we are pathetic and why someone from the shire in the middle of nowhere hate us?

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Only all of the others

>>70687652
Literally all of the Middle East, Southern Asia, Africa, South America and most of Eastern Europe. So yeah, they are one of the best countries in the history of the world.

>>70687652
>>70690425
Samefag

>>70690425
Centre masterace

>>70687652
your

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hon hon hon

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>>70690458
What did he mean by this?

OP is an annoying francophobe who ruins our country's reputation here. The average New Zealander loves France.

>>70690382
I didn't pay attention to those kind of threads for many months, so it might not be the same Newzie, but there was a Newzie who used to make those threads because a Frenchman cucked him.

>>70690588
stop loving us

t. Louis Cachet

Man you need to deal with this anger issue. Nothing good will come out of this.
Go hug a sheep or something idk.

>>70690629
It's the one guy. Please feel free to ignore him. He hasn't got the message that the Anglo-French rivalry is just banter.

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>>70690694
Lmao Varg changed his name. The Viking got GAUL'D

And no I won't stop loving you.

>>70690786
>leaves Norway because it's a bolshevik shithole
>comes to FUCKING FRANCE

stupid, desu

>>70690425
>>70690731
You should come and visit. Preferably the south west. I'm sure you'll love it.

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>>70690825
Blue for the eyes of Odin
White for the skin of Europeans
Red for the blood of the church goers

I AM AUTISRYAN, HEAR ME ROARRR

>>70690528
>:(

>>70690861
Sadly I've only been to Paris, but even despite one of your muslim trinket sellers assaulting me, I had a great time.

I know it's your equivalent of London and that the real France is elsewhere, but even with a glimpse of your country I fell in love. I've also been to Nouvelle Caledonie. I'm a certified ouiaboo desu.

>>70691012
LMAO fucking poo pee land sucking frog dick.

OP is way funnier

>>70691057
OP makes these threads every day. You should visit Quebec my leaf friend. You're lucky to have a slice of France in your own country :^)

>>70690588
That proves nothing you spas haha

>>70687652
OP is a schizo

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>>70687652
>POO
>PEELAND

>>70690425
>no St. Pierre et Miquelon

Can we have them now?

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>New Zealand

>>70687652

They could turn it all around on April 23rd.

Vote Le Pen!

>>70693775
I hope she wins.
The other guy snobby French guy that abuse his power to favor family what's is name. It's good meme tier president too

>>70693965

I think Le Pen is more likely to get the vote. It's good he is out, it wont split the right.

If Geert wins NL and Le pen wins France this year, the world might just be saved.

May the EU die a quick and painless death!

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>>70693965
Currently the media is shilling extremely hard for Macron (pic related) and wants Fillon dead.

Macron is globalist, young, hazy ("I was a minister in the current socialist administration but I'm no socialist cuz I'm above political parties lmao, also don't ask me about my program and/or the origins of my funding"), and he worked previously for the Rothschild Bank. No need to say more.

Basically the game is to put him against Le Pen in the second round of the election, then shill Macron even harder by repeating "LE PEN = FASCISM = OUR REPUBLIC IS IN DANGER" 24/7. And it will work because the French are sheep, and there is no opposition anyway (no equivalent of Fox News here, it's like CNN everywhere).

>>70693775
Chances for Le Pen to win are below 1% because our system is designed to make her lose. It is as unlikely as Nazarbayev losing in Kazakhstan. We are banana republic-tier.

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>>70687652

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yes

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>>70687652
idk, ask Marion Le Pen

>>70691119
the average leaf doesn't know shit about quebec

all they know is that it's a scapegoat for everything

>>70690438
That's not the point. France once was almighty and had everything then gradually got worst every centuries because everyone here is a lazy and apathetic bastard.

>>70695541
>because in the 19th century we lost our demographic advantage that formerly made us 3 or 4 times more populated than any rival

Fixed

Any of the former or current British dependencies that never revolted desu.

France is a real nation with a culture and a history that has driven the world. Australia, Canada, the rest are the shitstains that England left on the world. Only good for empty land and as a refuge for billionaries to build their doomsday palaces.