Denmark hate thread

>>70687522
>t. immigrant from Denmark who had his valuables taken from him by the government and expelled to Sweden for swindling with our welfare system

Swedes are the jews. Danes are niggers

>>70687646
Are danes this selfloathing? I hope so

>>70687522
Very good, Denmark. We taught you well I see.

>>70687683
No, you are the niggers of swedish history. Don't lie

I hate swedes, but I hate Danes more.

Fuck Danes

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>>70687712
>this selfloathing
>non selfloathing post

>>70687750
Everyone hates Denmark, the whole Nordic hates them and anyone living outside the Nordic doesn't care about them at all.

Fuck them

yes hello is this the denmark love thread?

>>70687790
I thought you were refering to me as a dane

>>70687522
Sverige kontrollerede aldrig hele Norden. Kom igen en anden dag, Kalle Jönsson.

>>70688017
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dano-Swedish_war
Och Norska unionen

>>70688134
>mobelfolket

>>70687890
Danes don't call each other immigrants

you are fucking tiny little countries with less than 10 million population, how can you have such stupid complexes with each other?

>>70688240
Dåligt argument, glöm inte att vi är anledningen för att hela Norden blev protestantisk

>>70688318
How can your country be in a position to regularly post on 4chan, there was a war. Which to my knowledge is still going on right?

>>70688346
Hvem er Hans Tausen?

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>>70688318
>5.6

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>>70688318

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>>70687832
hello u spek wit toth
past dis is spen lov tr
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>>70688393
>Vem är Gustav Vasa
>Vem var det som stödde protestanter i erfar tronföljdskrig

>>70688554
what is this named

>>70688668
>m-muh history!

Hah! 100 years from now, people are gonna still gonna post Sweden YES threads on /his/. Get fucked.

>>70688722
www.ifitweremyhome.com

here you gobro

>>70688823
Are you seriously retarded,
>flag
Wait of course you are.

We are beginning to uncuck ourself, we will uncuck ourselves the following 10 years and definiticely the next 100 years

>>70688823
thanks mate

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Stop fighting your brethren

>>70688318

Yup

>Colombia 50 million people
>All of Scandanavia 30 million people

Colombia should crush Scandinavia.

>>70687522
Danes could barely rule Scandinavia when both norway and sweden gave them their thrones, that's pretty sad desu.

>>70689060
Americans can't even sit on a throne due to overweight

>>70688918
>Muh vi uncucker os selv
At være svensk er at befinde sig i en vedvarende tilstand af delirium.

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>>70689323
Here is the proof on that claim

STORBRITANNIEN ELSKER DANMARK

>>70689779
>air passengers

Still pretty amusing photo Johannesson

>>70689948
>air passengers
What's wrong about that? Isn't that the correct form, Mikelsen?

>>70690234
When I read it, I imagined a new species of humans filled up with air.

>autism.jpg

>>70690309
Sorry, I forgot that most of the posters here have mental issues.

>>70690372
whoa calm down party animal :DDDD

>>70687522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85qExTX4u_Y

Denmark pls pay reparations

>>70689323
>can't prove me wrong
>can only respond with fat jokes
You disappoint me Holger.

>>70687522
Fuck Danes and Swedes alike.

It's like a never-ending cancer.

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>>70687750
>I hate swedes
Why? We've never done anything bad to you. Is it because we didn't liberate you from Denmark's grip when we freed Norway? I'm sorry :(

>>70690675
reparations for what?

denmark is the ancestral homeland of brits

>>70690705
>t. oil Jew that kidnaps children

>>70690737
What are you gonna do about it? Nuke us?

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>>70690724
most of Anglia is german now tho

>>70690724
Kill yourself, you rapebaby cucklord.

>>70690737
I wouldn't mind being kidnapped by Norwegians if i was a kid.

i like denmark

>>70690683
>expecting me to prove you wrong

Smith pls, this is a Danish hate thread after all

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>>70690759
not just anglia

these are the three main tribes that made up the anglosaxon race

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>>70690843
>mfw denmark shat out the eternal anglo

>>70690899
It's time for you to pay for our crimes.

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>>70690899
Makes sense now that I think about it.

>>70690961
what did we ever do to you?

>>70690961
>be Norwegian
>muh Mountains
>muh Oil
>muh Progress

But have you accomplished anything huge?

>did I mention the mountains?
>OH OH! and the fjords! Shiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>70691071
>norway is the scotland to denmark's england
really makes you think

>>70691054
>Replaced our nobles at the end of the black death to force the country into a union
>Gave away the Shetlands and Orkney islands because you couldn't pay your debt
>Disallowed any form of proper education/"higher" culture to develop in Norway
>Endless wars with Sweden which cost Norway a lot of territory
>Often starved Norway, Iceland, Faroe Islands and Greenland
>Never bothered to protect any of said territories (leading to raids on particularly Faroe Islands and Iceland)
>Kept Norwegian territories of Iceland, Greenland and Faroe Islands
Don't they teach you history in Denmark, or have you all conveniently "forgotten"?
>>70691071
wow you sure showed me
>lego
>pig farming
>...windmills?

>>70691158
they're pretty cool, albeit a little slow but being mountain dwelling monkeys will do that to you

>>70691205
cmon now lets forgive and forget, it was such a long time ago my friend :)

>>70691205
3 steps ahead of you mountain dweller

>>70691205
But let's not forget that you were their willing little puppies throughout the whole thing. After you gained independence you put a Danish prince on your throne.

You're not so much the offended party as much as you are just the bottom bitch of Denmark, always siding with then against us.

Fuck you Norway.

>>70688318
Yeah okay, Call them tiny little countries when 5% of Bogota doesn't have running water.

>>70691382
norway really took it like a good girl, as you should have sweden, maybe then we wouldn't have let 10.000 refugees walk in and enrich you.

>>70687522
fuck offfffffffffff

>>70691205
> to force the country into a union

We were never forced unto a union with denmark. The thing with royal families is that they grow unto each other, making kings who inherits mutiple kingdoms. The kingdoms was pushed together to counteract the german hanseatic league. Since denmark is more central and closer to Europe then Norway, power concentrated itself there.

>>70691440
Why should we take anything from you except for your battle standards after winning battle after battle against you :)?

Danish concessions to Sweden;
Skåne
Halland
Blekinge
Gotland
Bohuslän(ripped from Denmark-Norway)
Jämtland(ripped from Denmark-Norway)

If Norway's a willing little buttslut, you're the girl who constantly gets raped behind the shed.

>>70691526
bare vent din svenske satan..

>>70691489
>The thing with royal families is that they grow unto each other, making kings who inherits multiple kingdoms
pretty sure your king is somewhere in our line of succession

which i think means denmark's is in there somewhere too

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>it's a Scandinavians fight amongst themselves thread
My favorite

>>70692428
To be fair, Denmark really shouldn't be counted as a Scandinavian country any more. They do not own any land at all on the Scandinavian peninsula.

>>70692463
True. However if you define Scandinavians by ethnicity and culture they're a lot more Nordic than Sweden is now

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to everybody in this thread
FUCK All YA'LL!
DENMARK FOREVER!
>Swedish cuck's are horrible, but it is the Norwegians who is the real enemy.
>Fuck Norway, and it's faggot ass next door country

>>70687824
I don't hate Denmark, nor the Danes.
I just hate the Danes who come to Norway. Without exception, every single one of them has been a self-absorbed, stuck-up cunt who thinks he's god's gift to everything.

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>>70694486
Shut the fuck up, your rich'ass'faggot
>if there are anybody who is stuck up cunts, - then it would be ya shitty peace of a nation

>>70693737
Pajeet get out, this is a Nordic only thread

>>70694573
>"no, YOU're dumb!", the post
>poor English

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JJJJEEEGGGG EEELLLSSSKKKEEERRR DDDAAANNNMMMAAARRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK

SSSSAAAATTTTMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>70694771
Then what are you doing here?

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You all scandies are shit, period.

/thread

Don't know enough about Denmark to hate them

How are they on rapefugees

>>70690899
the eternal anglo is celt like the irish and the scots

the whole "anglo-saxon" is a bunch of horse-shit meme so the brits dont feel like the uncivilized savages that they are descended from

>>70696812
there is literally no such thing as celt

and yes, most britons have some scot/irish/etc in their heritage, but they aren't pure """"celt""""
most brits are mix of anglo/irish/scot/norse

we're a mutt nation, but it's not like this is news
and the term anglo isn't strictly exclusive to genetics, it's basically a catchall term for anything british

I despise denmark with every fiber of my being!

>>70687522
I visited Denmark last year. They seemed to be quite chilled out and easygoing people. Idk what you're taking about OP.

I love Denmark.
*beats op up*

>claims to be tolerant and love all cultures
>except Denmark, fuck Denmark
What did Sven mean by this?

>>70697586
>claims to be tolerant and love all cultures
>except USA, fuck USA
What did Trudeau mean by this?

>>70697881
Canadians love America though

Denmark
>redpilled
>anti-immigration
>pro-trump
Sweden
>cuck
>feminist
>autistic

>>70690835
Well we don't like USA

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>>70699075
awww du er da sod

Much love for Denmark.

i was watching a documentary about how Denmark stole Greenland from us last week. Made me very sad and angry.

Fuck you Denmark

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>>70687750
This. Swedes are cucks and socialists, but at least they don't tread on Canadian clay. Those Danes can fuck off, Hans island is full

>>70687750

so much this

swedes might be cucks
danes might be indred mongrel german
norwegians might be mountain monkeys who's only defining feature is that they're not danes


but at least we're not fins

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>>70690843
The Angles evolved into the North Frisians, which are still alive today, although they're in the process of being replaced by germans.

They were the guys who brough christianity to Denmark though.

>>70701719
I sincerely want to know why every swede hates fins so much

>>70687750
You're not even Nordic you're Scottish and Irish slaves

>>70702234
it is only a mem my friend
sweden and finland is not two countries but two parts of same country, like east and west germany
you are our eastern half and you are an integral part of sweden which was torn from us
our nations formed together, there was no distinction between sweden and finland before russians forces grand duchy on you
i do not like how sannfinnländare try to fight such a part of you, we are brothers
please come back finlan

>>70702305
I think finland is sweden's autistic son, you cant command him now that he is an adult even if he needed guidance

Denmark and Finland will survive this multicultural phase that Europe is in. Sweden and Norway will not, so who cares what they think.

I saw quite a few Swedes even floating the idea that they were going to give the Arabs their own country within Swedish territory. How fucked in the head can you get

>>70702343
swedes are waking up I hope, he se

>>70702338
it is not a question of commanding, it is a question of becoming whole again, becoming one, we are not father and son, we are the same person only two sides of one

>>70702338
I can recommend the book 'När Finland var Sverige'

>>70702305
wtf i love sweden now

>>70702621
>>70702704

Multiracial states are doomed to fail eventually.
Scandinavians and Uralics are fundamentally different and can't co-exist.

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>>70691054
>what did we ever do to you?
http://www.nb.no/nbsok/nb/cc0bfc78fa7ef6ade471e2c577e10e01?lang=en#0

It's more interesting than sk vs jp thread:DDD

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I wish history was about the Nordics fighting together against the rest of the world instead of all this infighting but seriously what's in the past is in the past we can't do anything about it.

Why can't we be friends :(

>>70707073
We'd just get ganked in a world war or some shit.

>>70707178
Well in the past we were mighty kingdoms not to be joked with.
I'm sure that if we had banded together we could've been a huge empire.

Point is just it sucks we didn't please stop giving us shit for what we did 200 years ago.

>>70707228
I don't know, I'm pretty happy with how things turned out. We're rich and got to sit out both world wars because nobody would take us seriously, that was pretty sweet.

>>70707271
Yea some parts of history is nice. Getting invaded by Germany and not being able to put up a fight because of our country-size is not one of them.

You swedes had it differently but it's defintly a part of danish history I'm not proud of.

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>>70702305
Sounds hot, i'm in.

>>70704171
anti danish propaganda

Denmark best nordick cunt