/brit/

anime

really drubk & high now lads

when do i get to stop feeling like cack?

cara

some of you think you're hot shit but you're deluded naive little children who haven't got a clue how the world works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbHMnQAfrUw

George Formby

If you are oblivious of any George Formby tune, then not only are you not British, you're also not white.

In fact, you're most likely a paki beta virgin cuckold, and you should probably kill yourself.

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>>70649837
went straight to hwndu tbeh
found out from /brit/ it's a good way to see mong /pol/tards in the flesh

runts

Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

Deport sexual delinquents!!

Bring back DPM its /fa/

>>70650031
>tfw had to sleep on the streets a year ao
I know how the world works ;_:

don't like it

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Argie response

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RIP in peace katelyn

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>Geordie accent
>Scouse accent

>>70650118
>geordie accent
>not brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIy4ayBkLPs

>>70650118
you forgot
>scouse accent
>brummie accent
>hull accent
>manc accent

northern accent are all shite 2bh

lads do I play computer games until 3am or sleep now

Have to be up for 9 but if I have a cup of tea I'll be fine

glaswegian is objectively the best regional accent of the united kingdom

coming from an RP native

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo

>>70650051
I really don't believe people who will willingly identify themselves are 4channers desu, surely they know better

>>70650167
>t. uncoutherner

>>70650106
grim

>>70650247
The_donald browsers and/or newcunts id imagine

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>ywn lick a fanny

not arsed what you jebends think scouse is da best

why did katelyn get buried in a new build construction site

>>70650302
did it twice on the same girl
both times it was incredibly salty and extremely unpleasant
your mileage may vary (if you get the chance)

>>70650106
dire
my hamster had a nicer grave

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>in 1989, Hamm enrolled at the University of Texas, where he was a member of the Upsilon Chapter of Sigma Nu fraternity. There, Hamm was arrested for participating in a violent hazing incident that occurred in November 1990, involving another student, Mark Sanders. Sanders was beaten with a paddle and a broom, while Hamm was leading him around the fraternity house with the claw of a hammer beneath Sanders' genitals, and Sanders' clothes were set on fire. Hamm then single handily sodomized the entire freshman pledge class using only his right thumb in a Sigma Nu tradition known as the elephant walk. The incident led to the fraternity's being shut down on campus. Hamm completed the terms of a deferred adjudication, and the charges were dismissed in August 1995

>>70650294
I guess, the reddit crossover is massive now

"adulthood" was such a bad flick

jokeman ting compared to the kino that was kidulthood

>>70650302
its not particularly fun

>>70650167
>north yorkshire accent
>west yorkshire accent
>lancashire accent
>lincolnshire accent
>cheshire accent

would rather have any of these than a cockney, somerset, cornish, essex or estuary accent desu

>>70647542
>dipped my ballbag into scalding hot water today lads
Not my cup of tea

>>70650247
I think they're mostly leddit or fresh enough to not understand what being associated with 4chan means
though it looked like this guy was reading posts off somewhere on his phone, went on /pol/ and it looks like there's a threat speaking to him

>>70650354
the fuck is wrong with white people

>>70650384
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70650167
>brum
>northern

>>70650401
'sheed

>>70650401
its more a posh people thing

they think being gay is good banter

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sMjm9Eloo

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>>70650366
>north yorkshire accent

>>70650431
wake up mate, it's in the fucking north

won a pub quiz tonight lads

>>70650302
licked out an 8/10 polish bird i'd met the week before on the top deck of a double decker last summer

she sucked me off as well, was fucking filthy hot

>>70650349
>>70650364
I've done it about 10 times now and i actually love it 2bh. It's really sexy to be so up close and personal with a fanny and my girl tastes pretty mild

I did gag a little bit tho when i tried sticking my tongue deep inside one time just for a bit of a laugh. Won't be doing that again.

>>70650444
he was at public uni though

really drunk and zonked right now

want to cry 2bh

>tfw Biden didn't run

>>70650492
midlands are not the north, you fucking spacker

>tfw i was born only an hour and a half away from being english

i'd be able to banter with the lads.
fml

Donating my brain to the autism doctors when I die

>>70650535
about to roll a doob myself

>>70650444
it's not gay you mong
if anything seeing homosexuality in the slightest bit of physical banter is the bigger sign of a bender.

>>70650543
anything north of hertfordshire is the fucking north you ghastly trog

donating my genitals to the big willy doctors when i die

STAGES OF DECAY
Initial decay (Known as 'autolysis') - externally the corpse looks okay, but internally the organs are breaking down.
Putrefaction - after approximately two-three days bacteria are active and the body is swollen with gases and accompanying odours.
Black Putrefaction - Skin starts to turn black and the corpse collapses as gases escape.
Fermentation - Very strong odours with some surface mould but the body has begun to dry out.
Dry Decay - The cadaver has for the most part dried out and the rate of decay has slowed considerably.

Approximately 150,000 maggots can be found on an exposed corpse. Left above ground the the main body cavities burst open and the tissues become liquefied after about a month or so.

>>70650556
autism spectrum isn't real

>>70650578
good wifi signal in your parents' house tarquin?

>>70650366
Estuary/Guildford accent master race
at least I think I have that

>>70650578
anything south of sheffield is the south, filthy paki

>>70650549
you can't be english if your parents aren't ethnically english. All non-ethnic english are BRITISH and nothing more

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>new zealand is the least white anglosphere country but never gets shat on for its whiteness

makes me think

>>70650549
were you born in a welsh town or something?

>>70650618
according to who?

>>70650535

get over yourself

>>70650624
>Estuary
>master race
ummm pick one sweetie

>>70650573
>playing with peoples bollocks and shoving your thumb up mens arses
>not gay


guarantee you're a soggy biscuit playing southern runt

if you where from anywhere normal someone who tried to do that would get their head smashed in

Going to bed
night x

>>70650637
where

>>70650622
live in a flatshare in london mate

>>70650628
deluded brummie northerner detected

weed is so working class

>>70650637
the US is still less white

>>70650637
new zealand is just completely irrelevant 2bh and i don't think about them ever

>>70650630
when did people start becoming english and not norman, saxon, scandie or whatever?

>>70650668
I'm not even sure if it's an Estuary accent
I often get told that I sound posh

https://youtu.be/mXC3h95PtDY
cant stop listening to this. Think theres summat wrong with me

>>70650669
the fact that you instantly associate homosexuality with sticking your thumb up a mate's arse AS A JOKE is telling. does it turn you on you turbopoofter?

>>70650669
it's rugby banter

go back to your drum circle you little nerd

>>70650354
hot

>>70650698
around the 10th century bc when alred the great formed united england under one flag

i'm not gay but i'd date one of you lads

>>70650680
>brummie
literally never even been to brum
and thankfully never will

but the mids are not and will never be the north

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caption this pic

>>70650650
me

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>>70650725
>>70650734
benders

>>70650749
and that suddenly changed their ethnicity?

>>70650765
>caption this pic

me on the left

>>70650762
ahahaha look at tis sad brummie, too much of a pucci to admit his background

north of hertfordshite = the north

deal with it you grotty northern ape

>>70650686
>UeSse
>anglo

https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuscKclbBZE0iOzCn55OBYsu_F9LDRXtlEkEe1z4iv8UqMe3OGwdpq2UVmyQ2MF2eMy5Y-6D7zgKsNCAiIXz8njMotkgI3HNENhM2MnKtt1UnB7RmyQtQ6FMchL-FK_grQZ7hXeIF0UaePfMXwoy-Nrxvq0asEiqaOLM_k1PbspC2JRl50V9kSUv3xkyM2N0WJcq9sOC&th=,bZxXnL2wUZZqAAsgvza2ukCH3NVDaS3wAAAATaAAAADFawN1XjUefTvI1WL1QzB7GNBNRXrzrahuQE25z2TsuWuHExPc85AGu1Dz7TqOZWvuELpW4-CWnSk0Rc0fQdcdT95P3aD4U2XBAN7zKqzP83OZ6D9_ecV7GXIJibOZZRnQ-CCCv4kbGUevo7SPINxoK4BG6rGpPeje6KXc5-BCuM0j85-IEO4XsaQp38LBmC8I4wkezskTJyEVR5dSt7Trmh1obkDvRbWDyMGRzMSqF6zQDguyZ4tmdEoqWPqyVs7ieaoZ6-s9Ox3lmoDRxnr8i45Ls-W2XdNNny6BoWs5joZoV1UvKKoZDszBbunDTJJlkqbTxHqisWCki6PQBYsot2k5S3r3RObZgOq_AuXsoxpVJt_6qbP8YeRbVw5oIbpejIZ5Gf2CQ39_UgzeqQrmi9g1vDTJpoTLkPahuyR9fUxeSw0-jv7WwijPW4EQgd72OUQy-kXqBkMFF3u_tM7z_WRqpj0j7YQKO8AvmvlAz-tXwlbypmv82gjNn9rO9Zq41hDuIDj_xDFUzNAGM4DfCDCfD5ssmhUaFSRhHPEmIMzW7fVrL0Pn_f6jczlGso4AfL3GvSWxhi4lDrwfsg0ySX_MtA4IYB_gfRzLZ0G_y2e3GIFkDq1-qB-Fu1A0HwGqrmM-QnsRxR_9CzxSExf4x0itZvftmtx-ewF_DOUO3IuwJjN4HunFfuLrq84G6fyKX4L8l-t3VLGLuoenQ59BY1W_uv18-0kbCsz7asiGax8Zx4HIxE80mwbR8SQcNVADqYdVPPcMwMgjsY-9wqtb3xvWIwCw4YNntQX1GAo0uBkDd6s5sFb8dLUT8DBXT6ypnX0KccNDXfRZplM4I8e7Nep-OxFNZ2ePAztTvd8B98SfJOOgFmMfrmiLPIs8Xj2UEMTraA61WlChYzaQ54TzuvCe3A7WiRJb9aacq9GiUtmwKNSMHZ4EQ55Y8QxCMGrOuGt5IqzBrYTCLwQTTa-6obSjce1OaXlNj23mqX3QpBzouA5wJaL6Hy1Imp5PU0DTozZ-gyLnzTL1xwVDzDDsUCSoR2eubu8vhnyZRlGEL4jctzZpvmvSVx-FElaGE7pzLroe0xRJmy29CCjUXioZP20MrLeS7OWoTooV5YlAIfUShKyK-iE2rXhdCkd7K8ZcFkmQrVOBZ9UN1MwsRm9CrMjTcJ3Ij85H

>>70650765
no :)

>>70650749
don't you mean AD

>>70650698
When did we all stop being black?

I can't really tell you the answer to that, but i can tell you it wasn't overnight

Ahaha what the fuck lads

>>70650822
he also means the ninth century
he doesn't really know what he is talking about

>>70650765
hands up don't shoot

>>70650811
that's a big link I won't be clicking

>>70650807
i'm from the actual north m8

and we will not get saddled with brum just so you southerners can try and unload some of the pakis on us

>>70650778
no suddenly buthis reign is when the majority of the country started identifying as english rather than as people from wessex, northumbria etc.. or from scaninavia

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>the fact that you instantly associate homosexuality with sticking your thumb up a mate's arse AS A JOKE is telling. does it turn you on you turbopoofter?


dont be greek

*sips glass of lefty tears*

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Really makes me think

>>70650776
insecure runt boy

>>70650852
well excuse me mate, I'm an engienering student anyway and I'm drunk off my tits so forgivre me for not being 100% on the ball.

knob end

>>70650871
mate most of the pakis are up here don't delude yourself

>>70650907
Ask her if her dad left before or after she was born lad

>>70650698
After 1066 the gene pool was left relatively isolated for 900 years so at some point in that timeframe the ethnicity 'English' was borne.

The proto gf is still insisting on ignoring me

been virgin so long i'm growing a second foreskin

>>70650907
T H O T

>>70650927
LITERALLY all of the pakis are down south

2.6m or the 3m pakis in the uk are in london alone

she wants a man from brum

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

>>70650966
>3 million foreigners in one country
jesus wept

>>70650907
makes me think what she'll look like in 20 years

a complete dog-ugly runt desperately clinging to any semblance of youth she has left, i'd imagine

>>70650669

danny dyer

>>70650916
no, just grew up in proper society

you're insecure based on how desperately you're projecting cumbreath runt

lmao at you repressed losers, literally slept with a guy ironically at oxford

>>70650950
have you shagged her yet? if not she's hardly the proto gf, she's more like "another rando slag I'm drooling over who won't give me the time of day"

>>70650991
Jesus was a muslim.

>>70650966
go to Leeds or God forbid Bradford

>>70650991
>we would lose nearly all of them if we nuked london
imagine it lads

noticed its literally always southerners who start the pathetic north/south prattling

I don't think about you fucks ever, now stop being so insecure at your inherent physical and mental weakness

>>70651041
God-Forbid-Bradford

isn't that what people who live there call it?

>>70651036
hmmmmmmm..........

>>70651073
low iq

atleast i'm not a scotch bastard

thinking of breaking up with gf and trying it on with one or two other girls i know lads what do you think my chances are

>>70651017
ahh yes, so a long winded way of saying "degenerate" like all the /pol/ runts

what's it say when the guys who do this banter still end up fucking hotter girls than you do

>>70651041
leeds is 81% white, no way near as bad as london

bradford is a small irrelevant shithole, like the other pakivilles (rotherham, blackburn, etc)

london is quite literally the home of the pakis

she wants a man from /cum/

reckon you'd all be scared shitless walking down a street in my city

like a puppy in a boiler room

>>70651072
>post entirely composed of whinging about southerners
>"""I don't think about you fucks ever"""
ok mate

wish all the runts would just move to London and PISS OFF

ffs the shop was out of hummus

>>70651115
of course you're not scotch you're not a biscuit haha

>>70651135
mate i've walked around random asian cities alone at 3am i aint scared of your shithole

>>70651125
>what do you think my chances are
don't know, but breaking up can be a tad painful

there is nothing wrong with being jewish

>>70651135
that sounds very first world

Bristol is the most underrated City in Britain.

>>70651041

Bradford, has 130k muslims.

The London boroughs of Newham and Tower Hamlets have 190,000 muslims between them not to mention all the other non-whites there. Newham is less than 15% white british now.

>>70651188
t. jamal

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Lonely, desu.
How do I make friends after uni when I live in a small shitty town?

>>70651170
>random asian cities
when were you in london lad

>>70651188
I looked around it on street view, the centre/core regions are very nice. Has some interesting cliffs and geography

Everything outside that looks dire and awful

>>70651131
dont care didnt read

*corners a runt*

not getting away this time... ha hehe

*unzips jeans*

>>70651188
lol no it isn't. in fact, its lost its edge in the last few years and is currently resting on its laurels.
still a great city though.

t. lives in bristol

>>70651072
You guys invented central heating up there?

>>70651182
can ye explain why
im not rly feeling it, do you think i would be a few weeks afterwards, perhaps when i realize im only kidding myself about the other girls liking me at all

>>70651226
used to live there

it's a shithole filled with chavs, deanos and wogs

northern england, the islamic powerhouse

>>70651216
i live right next to london m8 so all the time

>>70651226
>looked around it on street view
>considers his opinion valid

mate you need to EXPERIENCE a place, not just look at pictures of it

some of my high points of last year were in bristol. Fabulous place

>>70651260
are you a literal child? you're wasting your gf's time

>>70651214
Would also like to know this. Bit worrying

>>70651271
come up here i'll scrap you southern fairy freak

could really go for some hummus

>Lesta two points above the relegation spots
could it happen?

>>70651321
bet you eat hummus plain LOL

What do you call a paki in northern England?

Lost.

>>70651295
this

i spent 3 days in bristol on a mini holiday with a gurl about a year ago and it was lovely

>>70651271
hm except we've just been over this and literally all of the pakis in the uk live in london

so that would make it the islamic caliphate of southern england actually desu

>>70651301
no m8 she's wasting my time.
Havent seen her for bloody ages.
When I do see her not interested in sex.

>>70651255
which part?
stayed in bedminster when i was there myself

playing rimworld

>>70651260
hard to explain but it's like telling a good friend that you never want to see him again (except it's your gf not a friend)

but I've alwyas got along well with my gfs so it might be different ofr you. i have a friend who can break up easily and doesn't even get upset

The Islamic Emirate and Caliphate of Northern England

>>70651321
smear some on a tortilla or a pitta and add chopped rotisserie chicken, diced cucumber, chopped spring onion, chopped cherry tomatoes and some hot sauce and you've got yourself a top lunch.

>>70651361
childish relationship

>>70651336
I usually spread it on a tortilla and throw some gouda in there

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>Pack your bags sweetheart, I'm taking you on an all expenses paid trip to Bristol!

>>70651214

near impossible for a male

you've fucked it

Dundee is shit

do you man rate post malone

>>70651408
home made paki is great

>>70651430
Lol made me laugh XD

>>70651362
all over

The mayor of London is brown, like poo.

>>70651361

piss off with this sixth form blog

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>>70651384
t. Abdul bin Newham

how are there small towns in britain when 60,000,000 people live there

>>70651469
but my poo is red????

lads
am i a radical centrist (midlander)?
i speak like a southerner, i was born in the south, call my evening meal dinner, my parents are southerners, and don't have sugar in my tea

but, I've spent far, FAR longer living in the north than I have the south. I've spent maybe two years in the South, but I've spent at least 15 years up North. I've spent so long up here that if I go down south and someone speaks in a strong southern accent, their accent is "abnormal" for me
I've lived abroad for longer than I have the south

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>>70651430

>>70651430
like fuck did i pay for her

was just a female friend, we'd finished uni and we wanted to visit a new city in england for a few days because we were both sick of our homes. bristols actually really nice

>>70651430
Bristol is brimming with "bohemian" charm and "cutting-edge youth culture" that gets girls, especially students, frothing at the gash.

there are plenty of good-looking there, and they're the types that do ASMR vids and get posted in /brit/

controversial opinion: las malvinas son argentinas

>>70651469
shocking if true

getting married next year lads

havent told the gf where im taking her for the honeymoon yet, going to leave it as a surprise (booked 3 nights in bristol shes going to love it)

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>>70651525
delet

>>70651430
uniromically spent a long weekend with a girl in Blackpool and we just shagged in the hotel room, watched TV, had a quick walk along the front, and then ate fish and chips or ordered pizza

wasn't that bad, but if there's a next time I'd rather go to somewhere like Edinburgh, Manchester, London or even take the train to Paris for a long weekend away

jajajaajjaja pirates

saw sophie turner at a festival in bristol last year. i was pissed off my arse and drunkenly said hello to her. the look of disgust on her face was priceless. she said nothing and walked off.

>>70651430
bet if you told someone here you holidayed in bristol they'd be impressed

>>70651517
>Bristol is brimming with "bohemian" charm and "cutting-edge youth culture" that gets girls, especially students, frothing at the gash
i'll say, it's filled with wogs!

In the United States, there is a Bible located in every hotel room

In Northern England, there is a Quran located in every hotel room

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DONT

going on a cultural tour of magaluf

>>70651525
literally not true tho m8 the UK retains full ownership

las malvinas son britanicas

>>70651578
Abdi won't be pleased to hear you say that

>>70651483
Texas is larger than the UK and has a half of the population

t. irish scum

all mexicans should be killed

>>70651587
Really throttles the old noggin'

>>70651563
You go to Manchester to get smashed or ping off your head. Afterwards you get a curry. There's nothing else to do here, it's not a holiday city.

In Northern England, there's a white man in every home

In the south, there's a paki in every cupboard

>>70651563
Edinburgh would be a very good choice
That sounds good tho.

/r/gonewild is amazing
wtf i love reddit now

>>70651642
this 2bh

in reddit...................things happen.....................

>>70651563
Did the same thing with my gf in Madrid 2bh. Didn't do much special except go clubbing together

I literally can not stop sneezing

>>70651656
it is when compared to the town I live in

>>70651667
I guess I'll give it a go. Me and the proto-gf were discussing Paris, but Edinburgh will be much cheaper

I literally can not stop wanking

>>70651663
The people that inhabit Northern England are an embarrassment to Europe

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>>70649926
I think it is time that we give back the Malvinas to the rightful owners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

https://www.reddit.com/r/HugeDickTinyChick/

>>70651671
reddit porn is goat

>>70651752
SCREAMING

>>70651758
give it back to mexico

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tgirls/

you'll really like this one lads

>>70651758
b8

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>tfw living in scouse white paradise

boston university seriously isn't a good school.

Out of state they accept tons of people because tuition is ridiculous.

t. literally got accepted into there and my friend went and transferred out

>going on holiday in your own country
Why do people do this? I'd rather not waste the money

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>>70651805
>back

*hits you with a bit too much ghetto gospel*

>>70651824
these graphs are so wrong

>>70651749
Literally the south is where modern civilization was born

>>70651814
>For celebrating the beauty of pre-op and non-op MtF transsexuals - the best of both worlds!

black american muslim convert in vibrant and diverse london

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RhwrUshBHM

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Well good morning. Bit cold out. American weather. Sun is out though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit. On my way home now from New York, sixth time this week. In the Oval Office now. Go see can I send some tweets. Alright. Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do, just see how it goes. Talk to ye again. Bye.

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what did she mean by this

imagine an attractive woman intentionally grabs your butt in public but acts like it was an accident

imagine an attractive woman is nervous to speak to you

imagine an attractive woman longingly stares at the back of your head

imagine an attractive woman is posting here on /brit/ right now

imagine an attractive woman pays attention to the clothes you wear every day to see if you follow a cycle

imagine an attractive woman wonders what your bed sheets smell like

imagine an attractive woman stops what she is doing just to hear you speak from across the room

>>70651749
yeah we don't like pakis, so i can see why you "europeans" would be embarrassed

>>70651843
lol your country is tiny so it makes no sense. it actually makes sense in america

>>70651880
She doesn't want her boyfriend deciding which breed of cat to buy

>>70651880
god she's so weird looking in this picture

>Trump administration to allow 872 refugees into U.S. this week
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/01/31/donald-trump-refugees/97284688/

>>70651880
>implying "she" has a pussy

>>70651908
she looks like reviewbrah

>>70651911
why are you so obsessed with dolan?

Does traditional British cuisine have a comprehensive cookbook? I already have others (Le Guide Culinare, the Silver Spoon, 1080 Recipes, etc.) for other yuro cuisines but some cursory looking has turned up nothing of the sort for Great Britain. I saw an old menu of my Grandmother's from Simpsons-in-the-Strand the other day and I can't stop thinking about how good it all sounded.

friendly reminder i'm a: Right-Leaning Anti-Government Total-Isolationist Nativist Reactionary

>>70651951
is google broken?

Just finished my last ever shift at Wetherspoons lads. Regulars called me over and shook my hand and co-workers gave me a hug before I left. Something comfy about working a zero responsibility job and living in my childhood home, now I've gone and fucked it all up by getting a """real job""" and moving to a flatshare with other """young professionals""". Don't know if I made the right choice :S

>>70651918
my older brother ploughed her in school not even kidding

Why does the north exist

Its a grim rundown shithole with mosques on every corner

>>70651951
Any classic Delia

forget the shit, buy one that's at least 20 years old

>>70651951
101 curries, the book

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running on empty, coon review

>>70651908
every picture senpai

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>>70652003
t. rasheed

Lads, I've got this great idea. Lets flood the country with these shit-tier third world scum who cannot wipe their arsehole properly and we'll call it multiculturalism.

>>70651918
well, id like to find out by myself 2bh

>>70652021
me on the left

>>70652018
>>70651951

*new shit

Was in dover and a brit asked me if America had woolworths lmao. I told him woolworths is american

UNA VELA......

In the North, there's a church in every village

In the South, there's a Lyca on every corner

>HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
>Audiences on the laugh track sound like they are exploding with laughter to the point it sounds like they might die

Reminder this is American comedy of the highest order.

>>70652061
why did you lie

*turn on BBC Northern radio*
>"ALLLLLAHUUUUU AKKKKKHBBBBARRRRRR"

>>70652082
fuck off back to /tv/

>>70652083
i didnt you mong

>your dump has slightly more muslims than my dump

depressing. i hate this country.

>>70652082
Watch It's Always Sunny or Curb Your Enthusiasm

This autist on The Undateables has a nice house

/tv/ is the 4chan's worst board

>>70651976
No, just not giving me results. All I get are "contemporary" British cookbooks by celebrity chefs and books about Mediterranean, Indian and middle-eastern food. I'm looking for a comprehensive book of British cookery preferably written sometime in the latter first half of the 20th century (ie. after refrigeration) and if not then covering the type of food of the same period and earlier.

>>70652018
I'll look into that.

>>70652019
;^)

I already have a curry cookbook though.

*open the window of your 1k PCM broom cupboard in Haringey*
>"ALLLLLAHUUUUU AKKKKKHBBBBARRRRRR"

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>Welcome to your London flat share, Anon. Say hello to your new roommates!

>>70652134
prove it

>>70652146
mlp desu

>>70652082
>randomly brings up americans out of nowhere

Why do brits pretend like they don't do this? Even when Im here during no yank hours, I see americans constantly get brought up.

Go browse /cum/ when no brits are on and you won't see brits mentioned ONE time.

Its such an odd obsession.

Northern England is the international hub of Muslim culture

>>70652080
Girl with a big bat and a lyca, dark skin but she's coming with a lighter

>>70651587
don't think you needed to use the word "located" mate

>>70652138
>slightly more
>slightly
3m pakis in the UK
2.6m in london

that's not "slightly more" lad

>>70652163
>2 grand a month? And it's HOW close to the mosque?! I'll take it, Mr Rasheed!

>run down
>abandoned
>poor
>chavs
>mosques on every corner
>shit accents
>worst weather
>worst architecture
>worst genetics
>anyone who isn't muslim is a low IQ chav

living in Northern England is a death sentence

I'm a good dater

kek Theresa May was talking about helping Northern England like we talk about giving aid to Africa and stuff

what a dire sorry shithole that place is

have seen two of my mates' dicks and they were both circumcised, poor buggers

Who /Newcastle/ here?

>>70652152
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Institute-Book-Home-Cooking/dp/0004129342/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1485907886&sr=8-4&keywords=the+womens+institute+book+of+home+cooking

perhaps try this

if it's got a recipe for a lancashire hotpot, a beef cobbler or toad in the hole you're on the right path

how the fuck was i fine with girls during my teen years but have become a complete sperg in my twenties

kill me

London? Oh, you must mean Mogadishu-on-Thames!

belfast is infested of irish people, no wonder why is it an horrible place

Fucking sick of all the north slander. Say it to my face FREAKS

>>70652245
everything you said was true apart from the mosque part
wish southerners would stop projecting
Are northerners low iq EDL racists or cucked by pakis? make your fucking minds up

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ComplicatedUnimportantFlyingfish

>tfw both my brothers and my sister are gigaturbonormies
>i can't even claim to be a failed normie
what went wrong with me

>>70651918
can confirm, fingered it outside of a tesco once, smelled rancid

>>70652319
stop using 4chan

hot fuss is an amazing album

Northern England is an Islamic province

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>Look at this flat share, sweetie! Mr. Patel says it's a bargain!

Malvinas es Argentina

>>70652163
Just put pen to paper for a central London flatshare desu. £600pcm for two large bedrooms, shared bathroom and kitchen. Will be earning enough money to get a studio flat to myself, but the inner jew saw the potential for pound signs and this way I can save £10,000 per year.

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>I'm a good dater

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>>70652383
imagine pulling a girl in London, going back to hers and finding out she LITERALLY lives in a paki family's broom cupboard

this is NORMAL for Londoners

>>70652355
the 'ol mental illness
i assume you suffer from depression + some form of anxiety?

>>70652403 desu

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>>70652383

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>the south

London is the 2nd greatest city in the world, a shining beacon of light in the shithole that is Britain

state of this fucking country. gona learn a language and leave forever.

>>70652355
they got all the good traits of mummy and daddy

>>70652446
>Imagine pulling a girl

Belief suspended. Shan't be bothering with the rest

>>70652518
learn mandarin and give new zealand a shot

Why is there so much hate for the north in this thread? We're a nice place.

But seriously who would win in a fight.
Northern Chavs or Southern Chavs?

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can't breathe

/brit/ poll: Are you a failed normie or a lifelong abnormie?

>>70652355
My siblings:
>Jim
Tall, fit, good looking, successful professional photographer with a qt blonde wife
>David
Tall, fit, very good looking, cop with a qt Asian wife and qt daughters
>Ryan
Taller than me, successful photographer, nice downtown loft, gorgeous blonde gf, very fit athlete
>Melissa
Died on the way to a football game with her Chad bf, but before death was a super popular 5'11" supermodel looking girl

I am none of these things tbqh

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>London

>>70652530
was thinking spanish. gives me more options.

>>70652548
it plays normal tv shows clips, not just adverts. dont why its so weird

why does spotify still insist on its own application.

should be wholly in browser imo

>>70652532
As much as I hate to admit, the south has the edge of suicide bombers

>>70652565
lifelong abnormie, although i look quite normal

>>70652518
learn english and move to the usa before trump adds england to his muslim country ban list.

>>70652571
Wouldn't French be more sensible in the UK?

>tfw I will go to sleep and wake up tomorrow in London, the second greatest city in the world, located in Southern England, the birthplace of civilisation

Feels so fucking good

Kiss is for ladies; smiles is for men.

got a closet in my bathroom if anyone needs somewhere to live

thatll be 300 thousand pounds btw

learn irish

>>70652566
Doxxed

>>70652643
can i not share your room? :3

>>70652643
Bills included?

>>70652637
T. Muhammad

I know Mr. Molymeme is a lunatic, but i can't help but watch his shorter videos (not his 5 hours long rambles).

I actually quite like him, but some of his ideas are fucking bizarre and he's an absolute egomaniac.

Trump has extended his Muslim ban to 1 more country - Northern England

>>70652565
literally a full blown normie

have posted all my normie instagram photos, my passport with all my documented travels, my tinder, and a timestamped picture of my flat