/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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Manitobans where?

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Why do autists like guns so much?

Anime is for fags LOL

japs

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Boy, I sure do love japanese culture!

One of the most satisfying videos online

The dreadyank...hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YmTdMW9uSQ

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>tfw anime is now associated with racism because of trump campaign

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What does /cum/ think of McDonalds?

>>70649147

I always knew this was tomoko's fault

*enters thread awkwardly*
*go sits in the corner and listens to your conversation*

why do autists like cara so much?

>>70649206
it's her bushy man eyebrows

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>>70649193

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>>70649193
I got a vanilla cone and some mcnugs last night
neither are as good as they used to be

>>70649193
I like their Chicken McNuggiTz and Cheeseburgers.

Other than that they're only good for that special promo burger they always run during winter.
It's called McRösti.
Beef patty topped with a hash brown, bacon and cheese sauce in a bun with bacon bits on top. Good shit.

>>70649206
she's like a irl mugi

it's nap time for baby canada
inside voices everyone

>>70649193
Absolutely shit. Bottom tier with the exception of a few items.

There are so many better fast food burger joints in this country, even regionally speaking, just about everyone has a better regionally dominated chain that shits all over Mickey D's.

>>70649193
only good for nuggets and mcflurries

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>>70649277
TIME TO WAKE UP

>>70649319
*tucks u in*
ssshhh

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Here we go again...

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>>70649319

>>70649332
Me in the middle of all those guys

why is /cum/ so shit?

/brit/?

more like /shit/

>>70649332
Do you have the /tv/ one?

>>70649369
>implying /brit/ is any better

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>>70649319
>>70649342

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LONG BOY

>70649383
>70649387
runts

polish sausage is legit some of the tastiest food you can eat

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Listening to Death Cab For Cutie rn

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>when a brit replies to you

>>70649087
More like manchildren.

>>70649501
kielbasa

the famous American banter

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KINGFISH

>70649637
shan't

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>>70649385
Got you famalam

>>70649602
you people have terrible food and you drink warm beer

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Bought and ate cupcakes (I ate one) while drinking coffee, buds.

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How do I get a boyfriend like this?

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>>70649659
>povertyball

>>70649702

go to any liberal arts college

>>70649658
Nah. The feet one.

>>70649678
Not sure what flavor the frosting was, though. Kind of tasted like peanut butter.
>>70649702
Most of them stay in their parent's basements, so it'll be hard.

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>>70649037
japanese pranks are tha best

>>70649719

now imagine losing in povertyball to fishermen

literal fishermen

>>70649725
No Germany, I don't. Go to bed.

american beer bahahahaha crack is open a bud dude

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HUEY

>>70649763
I think I remember hearing about that.

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>>70649772
das rite

>>70649864
Their sales went down after that commercial

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I have a question for Canucks. If I knew someone from Quebec, what would be the best and least commie party for them to support?

do people actually drink it?

>>70649899
YES

No drugs.
No alcohol.
No cigarettes.

where 2 find girls after high school

how embarrassing

>>70649899
It's cheap. Almost tastes like water and you can chug them down easily. No one cares for the taste as long as you're getting drunk.

>>70649929

the girls bathroom

>>70649702
the cuckshed

>>70649886
I'm not sure I'm not Canadian

>>70649883
Gee, I wonder why.

>>70649953
Alright man thanks for your help

>>70649886
CPC of course

what was wrong with the advert

and dont you have to wee all night if you have to drink so much to get drunk?

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>>70649037
use the proper op next time

>>70649886
Idk lol

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>advert

what was wrong with it?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSqYfqw4JSw

My crotch itches.

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Hello brothers. It has been a while :)

>>70650169
>Nunavut
Ayyy

>>70650169
proofs

>>70650010
Yeah but it's an eventuality. The advert had two leftist SJWs and the people who usually drink beer don't care for that shit.

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>meet qt at school
>want to ask her out
>no idea how old she is

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>>70650132
>mfw those are her tits

http://imgur.com/a/daRbr

shouldn't "of" googled her

I suck a mean dick

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>>70650169
>those mountains
>those happy little trees
>that cozy cabin

nothing like getting hit in the face with a wrench
ah yes

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>>70650283

>>70650275
What a disappointment.

>>70650283
your parents must be proud

*kills u in bullet time*

This really got my noggin a fuckin joggin and every American should read and reflect upon this

VERY important

http://imgur.com/gallery/wIlMylU

>>70650398

>it was just a hologram

*apparates behind you, snapping your neck*

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Anyone else here find that just one conversation with a female friend can cure sadness? I had been feeling like shit for days but today I talked with a girl who I hadn't talked to in a while and now i'm happy as shit

>>70650370
They would be if they knew

>>70650434
Hey footkraut, heard this was your type of stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSblbUuxmKI

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What is the point of reading or working out if I am just going to die and all the knowledge and muscles will just turn to dust?

I wish Necromancy was real.

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>>70650442
There's one girl who I've been spending a lot of time with lately and she makes me not feel like shit so that's noice

>>70650530
1. necromancy is real
2. your soul is immortal

this is a terrible thread

>>70650560
>Necromancy is real
How do I start practicing it once I turn 30?

>>70650502
no it's too "random"

about as funny as those edgy instructional videos with the eggs

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this is a terrible post

>>70650576
not if i start posting

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>>70650576
for u

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>>70650616

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This made me think

South dakota

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Sup, /edge/lords. Been shovelling snow all day. Tired af. Shovelled my friends parking spot and walkway too, since she is coming back from vacation today. shes been kind of passive aggressive with me lately, so I don't know if I should have done it.

>>70650727
>posting an edit

>>70650733
Me

*shows your parents all the shit you been posting in this website*

I have no friends in real life

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>>70650758
This isn't

>>70650733

not a fan

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>>70650744

>>70650781
DELET THIS

>>70650797

>crops off the next part

>>70650781

he finally shows his true colors

this is so nerdy and so awesome x3

http://imgur.com/gallery/SHIRl

>impersonating an anonymous poster on an anonymous imageboard and then screenshoting your own post

>>70650899
what is the original source of this image
why can't i find it
i must know

>>70650854
Wow that's offensive. Pls delet

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>>70650934
too slow

>>70650926
>>70650964
what is this flag addon
pls tell

*diddles all the Canadians*

Mmm

>admitting you're a faggot with regional flags

>>70650995
*calls the FBI*

>>70650984
search extra flags for 4chan

>>70651003
>admitting you're a faggot who hates friends

>using extra flags
enjoy your botnet

>>70651042
danke

>>70651066

t. Ass-clacked dairy farmer

its not gay if its accelerationism

>>70651079
No problem senpai

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@70651159
@70651119
@70651199

*posts in the general dedicated for Canadians, United Statesmen and Mexicans*

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>>70651111

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>tfw all of the vapemen being posted are you OCs
I have cornered the market. I now have a monopoly on Vapeman memes.

janny-chan shant take a liking to these vaping enthusiasts one bit

@70651217
thank u for the @

hehe :p

http://imgur.com/gallery/fcE94Jb

@70651258
Ur welcome bae

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Never had a gf before but I'm not a virgin

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>I have cornered the market. I now have a monopoly on Vapeman memes.

>>70651298
slut

Had one(1) bf before and I'm not a bf

>>70651263
>blogging on imgur
What ails these people

>>70651309

*clicks the bottom right*

Here's an official ranking of the non-cum posters ITT

UK>Denmark>Japan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Germany

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>>I have cornered the market. I now have a monopoly on Vapeman memes.

>>70651368

FOL

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sup guys

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Great thread everyone

all my friends girlfriends act like dudes
I thought modern women being trash was just a meme but none of them know how to cook or clean and just sit around playing video games and watching anime for 12 hours a day. what the fuck.

>>70651327
haha

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lel ebic mem

fuck teh librulz and sj double (you)s

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>>70651427
you're welcome

>>70651447
I wrote virgin and you can't prove that I didn't

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>>70651458

>>70651466
Who is this mysterious man anyway?

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>>70650934
>>70650963
>>70651076
>>70651119
>>70651159
>>70651199
>>70651221

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>>70651493
idk, we call him vapeman

>>70651540
I know but I need to know his true identity so I can sell it to the Daily Bugle

>>70651493

he is the guardian of /cum/

he keeps watch over us and protects us from the janny . whenever times are tough, we look to him for guidance, and he guides us through the darkness with his grape smelling clouds of smoke

>>70649465
based

Here's an official ranking of the cum posters ITT

Canada>Mexico>>>>>>>>>>>>>>USA

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>Be Conway
>LITTLE

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>>70651595
based kingfish

If the whole world woke up one day and the flyovers were gone no one would notice.

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https://youtu.be/d91ihBqLiJo

>>70651601
Switch Mexico and Canada around and it's good

>>70651644
there goes all our food crops

Why do asians always wear those surgical mask things? Is it autism?

>>70651677
More like weed crops lmao

>>70651644
t. flyover country

>>70651682
They live in very compact areas, the spread of disease can be very dangerous

They're sick if they're wearing the masks

>>70651682
must be

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>>70651613

>>70651713
No I mean why do they wear them here.

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American sushi

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>>>>>>>>>>

>>70651737
Habit

>>70651737
Because they're taught to

>>70651763
The right picture looks like a printed image glued onto a regular sushi

>>70651763
maybe in faggy San Fransisco
*throws up *

>>70651780
>>70651782
So it is Autism... Thanks fellas.

But I poop from there.

>>70651801

you're confusing chinese food with nipponese again, senpai

>>70651809
It's not autism, they're just trying not to spread disease

Here's an official ranking of the cum girls

Grimes>Baja>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tay

poor little sissy white boy

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>>70651767

Here's an official ranking of the universe

Me > You

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>>70651860
You're one to talk

>>70651860
I eat ass on the first date

>>70651885
I have never put my mouth on an anus and will probably never do it.

>>70651907
It's not as bad as it seems

i'm not a sissy

anal on first date y/n?

>meth addict mother
>feeds his 1 year old lucky charms
>is a grown man because he wears steel toe boots and carries a knife

http://imgur.com/gallery/CrlHm

why is imgur such a shit site with a community worse than reddit

>>70651907
I've never put my mouth on anything but food and alcohol

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>>70651926
Yes you are

>>70651882
This one doesn't make any sense. The other rankings are correct

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>>70651926
>>70651968

>>70651982
t. You

just because i love cock doesn't mean i'm a sissy

Are the homeless the ultimate NEETs?

i'll take this nuke

>>70651932
poverty in america makes me sad

getting a bit too gay in here, desu

thanks

>>70652020
AND EAT IT

>>70652020
fag

>>70651932
Imgur is reddit's image board. They are essentially the same.

>>70651932
imgur is more normie than reddit

let that sink in

>>70652060
if you know so much aboot it why don't you fuck back off there?!

>>70651932
I dunno, r/the_donald is pretty amazing

>>70652129
*cringes*

>>70651998
No they're just discouraged workers

stay woke, lads
stay woke

>>70652116
Never been on reddit, I was on imgur for a few months but have been on /int/ for years now.

>>70652043
>implying it hasn't been for the last 4 threads

i'm white

>>70652223
I'm

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I make boys lust for penis

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>>70652223
>celts

>>70652148
It's pretty much like /pol/ without the occasional leftist faggotry

It's quite enjoyable

>>70652223
KYS racist dirtbag peace of shit

Turks are white and based

celts are white

Ive noticed that a large majority of the gayposting in /cum/ comes from east of the rockies, especially concentrated in the midwest

why is that?

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If I start posting Yuri when /cum/ is turning gay mode will it make a homotornado similar to how hot air and cold air make one?

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>>70652236
You're goddamn right about that

>>70651923
Maybe if someone I wanted to make happy asked me to do it. Otherwise I would never.

>>70652282
coincidence

*Enters /cum/*

do you keep the mayo, ketchup and mustard in the fridge?

>>70652321

*enters your mom*

>>70652293
*calls the janny*
ur ass is grass

>>70652252
aka drumpf circlejerk

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>>70652282
That's because all the gaybois here left /lgbt/ because it was filled with Californians constantly being super fucking gay

>>70652331
Except for the mayo, yes. Do you leave your eggs out?

>gay """"bi"""sexual calling anyone else gay

>>70652331
Yes.

>>70652351
I left /lgb*/ because of the trannies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4KtQrhdyWA


how can a brain function so fast

>>70652331
Only after opening them

>>70652346
*laughs because an American covered himself in ashes*

>>70652331
Yes, I can't use a whole bottle or jar of any of those condiments by myself before the expiration date. Only after opening them, of coursh

>>70652358
no i put in the fridge

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>>70649465
>>70649637
>>70649729
>>70649775
>>70649820
You've waggled for the last time.

>>70650744
Well she better appreciate it now.

>>70652400

wtf dude, thats fucked up

what do freemasons do?

>>70652349

t. buttmad reddit libtard

>>70652302
I only did it after my bf did it to me first

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>>70652389
I lost my virginity to a girl and I've been screwing the brains out of my bf for three years now so suckle me fuckle stick

>>70652450
Build houses for free

>>70652467

a guy in a skirt is not a girl

>>70652467
>I lost my virginity to a girl
Absolutely ruined

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>>70652424
What kind of Latino are you?

>>70652452
t. attached a dildo to an image of trump and has it in his rectum right now projecting his butthurt

>>70652452
fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>70652396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghppdCYKEnA

Asians have better Ordnung

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>>70652389
I used to think I might be bisexual when I was a teenager until I decided to test it by seeing if gay porn could get me hard and ended up vomiting.

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Am I the only blessed virgin boy on /cum/?

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I know the difference between traps, girls, and guys, but you >>70652488 don't seem to xD

>>70652497
Wow it's almost like Bisexuals have sex with both genders wowee that's some interesting information ;o

>>70652560
More like nerd lmao

>>70652498
one that had a fridge with a spot to put your eggs growing up

Anyone who designs an ugly building should be sentenced to the brazen bull

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traps are not gay

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>>70652452
bigots out

>>70652587

t. Conneticut

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>>70652501
Not him but does anyone have that /pol/ screencap for the guy who jerks off to the Trump family in a weekly order?

>>70652572
>B*sexuals
>people
You're just greedy

>>70652560
Truly we are God's chosen elites.

>>70652031
They put themselves there. No point in feeling bad for the useless. Sucks for the kid though.

>>70652584
Edit:
And actually builds it

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>>70652602
proofs?

>>70652584
What if they made a giant building in the shape of a brazen bull. What that be ugly?

>>70652578
Enjoy going to H E double hockey sticks

I need people that post on a Laotian lactation factory to give me tips on how to approach girls

>>70652560
nah

>>70652560
I'm a voluntarily celibate

>>70652636
Well the dude got fucked but usually tweekers do it to themselves

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>>70652426
Ja/ck/ is ba/ck/?

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>I'm a voluntarily celibate

>666

shan't be replying

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>>70652628
Not my fault I like both

God made me this way

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*cums on u*

>>70652731
WE

>>70652731
*blocks his attack utilizing the myanstreem medieur*

>>70652712
>tfw eternally restricted to 3% of the population
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY BIG J

>>70652695
I love how triggered cu/ck/s get at ja/ck/ posting.

By replacing carnal lust with the wholesome attraction to an unattainable ideal, I achieve true volcel enlightenment.

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>>70652756
It's big A.