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on a mad one edition
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cara
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>>70646266
JANNY SMASH HIS BOLLOCKS IN
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not sure if it's because he's finally adjusted to the chemotherapy or if it's because of him becoming redpilled by /pol/, but Stefan Molyneux seems to have aged like fine wine, looking much more rugged and handsome than the pale soft baldy looking fuck he looked like 5 or 10 years ago

btw am i gay?
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alright now that little interruption is over, recommend me an ideology to follow religiously
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>>70646280
utter sadcase
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DONT DO IT JANNY
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ahh, uneven and unexplained application of the rules. can't complain though; he does it for free!
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susan
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big fan of the jan man
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>Omg everybody this is Anon the guy I was telling you about! Thanks for coming to our British party Anon!!
>Yeah but don't be surprised if we try to talk to you like all night omg that accent haha :))
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List of runtoid names:

Callum
Jay
Troy
Connor
Kyle
Declan
Jordan
Tyler
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>>70646371
harry
henry
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>>70646366
Worth a shag
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>>70646341
the OP (original post) image was NSFW (not safe for work)
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going to bed early i think
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sold my friend some xanax and he blacked out and fell asleep in a hotel lobby and headbutted an officer and now he's in jail :/
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>>70646336
>>70646338
reeee it's the first /brit/ thread i've ever made, he better not delete this
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>>70646371
haha reply to my message on fb jordan
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>>70646392
kys
>>70646366
>implying Americans would even understand my accent half the time
Yank mates from uni legitimately struggled when I was a few cans in
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>>70646366
well salutations ladies
it is i...Timothy Byrne..
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fucking janitard
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>>70646397
st-jannes-on-the-sea is CONFIRMED as the janitor
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>>70646371
>tfw not on the list
Callum is probably one of the biggest runts i know tbf
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Business idea: 4chan charges 0.01 pence a post for the jany's wages
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have you lads ever met someone named dylan who wasn't a complete runt
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Fasting again today lads

The scotomas have just started, which is a hell of a lot later than they did the last time I fasted
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>>70646461
Why? He does it for free
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do girls in australia really like to get drunk and ask guys to lick their bumholes like in that episode of peep show lads?
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>>70646501
t. bevan
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>his country doesn't have a space department

ayylmao'ing at the thought
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had 5 beers and 15 cigges lads

fairly drunk now 2bh
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>Janitard
>implying the OP wasn't doing it for fun

this was an epidemic on /sp/ a few years ago
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is niggerlad about?
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>>70646558
isnt ur retard of a pres reducing funds for it and putting more into your already ridiculous military
also don't comment on russia I'm only here for work
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>>70646587
>a few years ago
tragic

sort your life out
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>>70646558
>his country taxes as much as mine but spends it on rockets and black people instead of universal healthcare
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>>70646536
yes
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reddit flaggers are all fucking sad cunts
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>tfw living in an arbitrary dictatorship
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>>70646587
you can't delete threads on /int/, reddit.
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>11c

lads am not liking this
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Who self-harmed when they were a young un? Got scars all over my thighs so really try to avoid blowjob desu unless it's in the dark.
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>>70646613
but do they actually want their bumholes licked or is it just banter?
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American girl I've known for about 8 years and messaged with regularly has started using white as a derogatory adjective
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comrades, the chances of me not dying alone have faintly increased. i don't know how girls work, however, so i am unsettled

pic very slightly related
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>>70646587
Doing what? You cant delete OP anymore afaik
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>>70646665
is that you?
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Started my job. When will I stop being so insecure?

Every e-mail I send I check like 40 times to make sure its grammatically correct and makes sense.
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>>70646653
bin her
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>>70646606
Am 22, been posting on 4chan on and off since I was 13

been back here a week after 2 years off the site. Got a job, investments and a mrs to boot in the meantime

YOU need to sort YOUR life out
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>>70646640
don't think you'll have any problem avoiding blowjobs unless you're given them you bender
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>>70646665
going to die alone as well and I have a gf
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>>70646614
*alzare la zampa*
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prince charles needs to stop fucking piping up with his lefty shite
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Why is Janny such a pant-sniffer sex pest?
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UNATCO?
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>>70646715
congratulations sir. i haven't left the house for 4 months
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>>70646715
believed every word
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>prince charles needs to stop fucking piping up with his lefty shite
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>>70646674
>>70646634

see

>>70646715

it's been a while
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>>70646366
>talk to you like all night

Would honestly just leave

Talking to a girl for more one hour is simply not worth the shag
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>>70646705
She backtracked a bit on it when I called her out, claimed she wasn't using it in a derogatory way and it was only for description
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>>70646796
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>>70646776
Why, welcome back, fellow oldfag friend!
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>>70646715
i'm 19, been posting on 4chan sporadically since i was around 16

the effects its had on my life are noticeable. not extremely significant but it has changed my world view to a degree

don't have much in common with my mates from school any more. but on the plus side i lost my virginity and got a gf when i turned 18.
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>Paul! I thought you were in Hong Kong
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>Several of today’s most influential politicians such as Donald Trump and Marine Le Pen endorse ideologies of division and separation, but just as “a house divided against itself cannot stand,” a people divided by walls cannot stand. These walls prevent vital collaboration that brings concrete solutions to the greatest issues facing the world today
tfw we really need all those astronauts and quantum surveyors
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out of booze lads

options are go to tescos for more or smoke a spliff
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>>70646723
Im gonna kick your ass ya greasy wop bastid.
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>>70646820
church
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>>70646785
>talking to massive qt for like 2 hours at party
>we all go out
>some runtoid beta who was at the party tries to fight my friend
>everyone gets mad at him and us by extension even though we did nothing
>qt cracks the shits and barely acknowledges me the rest of the night

ahhhhhh yes brilliant, the conversation was already like pulling teeth
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thoughts on the following:

>guns
>unlimited refills
>pickup trucks
>harmonious multicultural society
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>>70646558
we did

tories cancelled it in 1971, despite it just fucking putting a british satellite into space on a british rocket
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>>70646895
don't like any of these things coz i'm not a yank
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using ye olde 2 in 1 laptop
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>>70646871
good lad
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>>70646895
>FOY
>FOY
>FOY
>doesn't work
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need a poo
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>>70646890
>cracks the shits
had a runny arsehole did she? hate when I get the shits on a night out
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>>70646932
yoga 710 lad?
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>>70646665
wew, usually i'm not into asians but she's cute
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>>70646715
21 since 13 here, 22 in march, do you think being here had an affect on you growing up? i became quite cynical and offensive as a teenager after absorbing /b/ but after a while i think it's actually done some good
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imagine considering yourself a subject of the queen

embarrassed for you
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>>70646827
Thanks for letting us get to know a bit more about yourself, Anon
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>>70646933
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>>70646674
Holy fuck really?
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ngl if i were a yank id be a total gun nut
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>>70646895
>guns
should be completely legalised with 0 control
>multicultural society
pic
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Only 19 but genuinely afraid i am going to die alone at this rate
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>>70646967
chromebook flip x
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Literally just had a Skype call with some South Korean lass who messaged me on Interpals. She was pretty strange. Also, she speaks decent English, watches Brit TV shows and swears in English too.

/Blog
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>>70646895
Guns are cool. I don't consume sugar. Pickup trucks are gay. I'd be okay with it if society were harmonious.
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>>70646895
>guns
handguns for protection, rifles for hunting. very regulated, but legal.
>unlimited refills
yeah, but you should pay a bit more for the drink
>pickup trucks
no opinions
>multiculturalism
fuck off
btw i'm not a rorke, i'm ok with multiracial, multiethnic, multifaith. but a nation should only have one cultural identity.
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require a tights gf
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>>70646994
go there and shoot yourself
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fucking hell not done an online tesco shop in yonks, just went to do one and the minimum delivery is £40
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>>70647044
thats uhh... that was a bit mean
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how much of what is posted on /brit/ is true do you reckon?

30%?
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guns are fun, guns are cool
just keep them away from our schools
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Talking to the literal roastie archetype lads

>says "yass, slayyyy" and thinks she's really sassy and fiery
>goes out and shags around
>thinks she's super hot (she isn't)
>uses tinder
>hates her parents even though they are rich and literally do everything for her
>has loads of "issues", mainly involving her feeble attempts at suicide
>thinks she is really tough but turns into a wreck if you criticise her in the slightest way
>says stuff like "I'm tired of being used" and "I'm ready for a loyal guy to treat me properly"

What should I do lads?

Quite want a gf for the experience and I reckon she's down for it, but I literally loathe her.
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>>70646976
I'm undoubtedly right-leaning and I often wonder whether that, since I started using 4chan before my political views had formed, whether I'm drawn to 4chan because i'm naturally right-leaning or if 4chan has drawn me towards the right.

You're only really accepted on this site if you talk and think a certain way and I suggest that moulds us to some degree. This could be a contributing factor to our right-wingedness
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>23andme results STILL not here
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>>70646895
>guns
fan
>unlimited refills
only for beer
>pickup trucks
not a fan
>harmonious multicultural society
not a fan
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I'm 23 years old and can confirm 100% I will die alone.
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>>70647086
a pile of truth diamonds buried under a mountain's worth of pinches of salt
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>>70647107
bin her
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Medium posting speed boards > Slow posting speed boards > Fast posting speed boards
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>I'm undoubtedly right-leaning
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If you're on here and your under 25 years old you're the biggest fucking losers imaginable.
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>>70647107
meet, beat and delete
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>posting on 4chan when you're 13-18
>posting on 4chan when you're young and stupid enough to actually let this place influence the way you think

Bad choice desu. I post on here because funny shit gets posted. I don't follow any of the viewpoints here really though

>Not racist
>Leftist
>Enjoy top 50 songs and blockbuster films
>think clubbing is fun
>dont think girls are evil and cruel
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>>70647151
Want a gf though, plus she's a slag so shag on the first date is a dead cert.
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>>70647187
i've been here since 15 haha
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>>70647118
4chan has mostly made me anti-left more than it's made me pro-right tbqh
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If you're on here and you're over 25 years old you're the biggest fucking loser imaginable.
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>>70647199
>>Not racist
>>Leftist
>>Enjoy top 50 songs and blockbuster films
>>think clubbing is fun
>>dont think girls are evil and cruel
cuck
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>>70646994
Same lad. I already have my list written up:

>DSA FAL
>Arsenal sgl in 7.62
>Sig p226
>Some mid-range ar15 build
>Girlfriend x 1
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Wish I could just pop into a post office and walk out with a shiny new passport
Don't want to go to the police station fuck sake
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>>70647187
I go out and do drugs and shag birds on the weekends though
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if you're on here and are exactly 25 years old you're alright
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might become a socialism
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>>70647202
yes but she sounds like a massive pain in the arse and a near pure runtoid
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>>70647026
haha alri mark
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>>70646895
>harmonious multicultural society
Its possible with a strong national identity and as long as there is enough work (or sense of purpose) to go around.
We're in a lull for both, due to the EU and automation, and I'm not sure how long either will take to fix.
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>>70646827
exact same situation, think i might have been 15 when i started posting but it was on one of the shit boards that's closer to reddit than 4chan
/fit/ fully changed my life and my outlook. Made me way less of a pussy in my day to day life
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>>70647118
I've become more left-wing since I came here tbqh

Went from standard centre-left to full on socialist and Marxist
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what happened to LISICKI??
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going to have a wank
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>>70646682
no

the grill in question is oriental, though
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i've actually been 21 for over a decade now
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>>70647287
to what?
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>>70647287
wanker
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>>70647187
alri grandad
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>>70647199
you mean you do?
this place is full of pakis and reddits who all follow those in your list
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>>70647225
>DSA FAL
>DSA

doing an ew here
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Considering doing a CLASSIC drink myself to sleep
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>>70647260
I have no other options

Thinking I might just have her as a gf so i can learn the ropes and bin her the minute something better comes along
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>>70647272
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluriculturalism
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>>70647207
Agreed on that one

I used to think it was somehow grown-up to browse /pol/ at a young age. that's before I even knew what constituted as left and right. Although i'm sure it was never as bad back then as it is now.

...and /b/ spawned the largest socialist protest movement for a generation, though i reckon goldberg shills had a big hand to play in that
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>>70647304
vore doujins
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i cling to the past but i live and dream in the future

i'm disconnected and disappointed in the present
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>been awake for 12 hours
>eaten nearly 7,000 calories
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>>70647376
link some
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>>70647339
What other options are there? You can't get a real FN in Shartistan.
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>>70647383
literally me haha
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can't believe people over 20 post here lmfao
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>>70647348
hmm idk, I guess you could but she will be headache inducing from what you've said
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>>70647383
the present is a gift you get to enjoy now :)))
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been on here since the age of 14

reported to 4chan when I made my first friend (was homeschooled), got my first job, got good grades, got into a top uni, got my first kiss, got my first gf. probably will report when I graduate and when I get a grad job too.
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>>70646280
this 2bh
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cant believe people under 27 post here
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got accepted to my top choice uni today lads
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>>70647407
Milsurp SLR?
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>>70647407
you can't? why not? yanks btfo
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>>70647441
Yeah, at least i'll be able to tell her what an absolute specimen she is when I break up with her
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>>70647495
wew gl lad
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>>70647481
>he thinks 4chan isn't for edgy teens

that's how we all got here you mong
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>>70647459
>tfw people that were homeschooled have done more in life than you
>tfw went to normal comprehensive
>tfw never had a job, kissless virgin
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mummy took the dog for a walk an hour ago and still isn't back
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>>70647483
grad school?
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dipped my ballbag into scalding hot water today lads

wanted to dunk them into a bath of sulphuric acid but had now way of obtaining it, boiling water is the next best option i guess
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>>70647199
>>Not racist
>>Leftist
>>Enjoy top 50 songs and blockbuster films
>>think clubbing is fun
>>dont think girls are evil and cruel

>good
>fine
>bit of a moron desu especially the songs
>ok
>ok
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Had my ears pierced today, lads.
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Been browsing this place since I was 13 but I didn't post until I was 18 like a good boy.
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yanks are so whiny
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>>70647517
Tbh it depends how I feel after I shag her. I'm a virgin, so i might just take that and tell her to fuck off after.
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>>70647225
>no mosin nagant
get your priorities straight
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>>70647536
no, undergrad
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>>70647603
which school?
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THE PANIC IS SETTING IN
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>>70647552
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As if 5'9 wasn't bad enough in Britain, I am an absolute child among euro tourists

They all seem to be 6'7
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>>70647552
fucking why
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I type out too many big replies on here then realise so much time has gone that it's not really worth it any more and I just delete it
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i could literally murder a man on /tv/ and i wouldn't get banned
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>there may be people who will spend their entire lives on 4chan
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>>70647483
good lad. Wish i could be at uni in yankland, seems like it'd be fun
>who am i kidding i'd still be a shut in loser
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>>70647633
same
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who is the cringiest redditflag twat
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>>70647572
the irish can't look down on anybody
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>>70647637
can you imagine the 'chon in 30 years?
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>>70647649
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>>70647637
i don't doubt i'll be stuck here until 4chan closes down, it's the biggest part of my internet addiction
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>>70646924
fuck neoliberalism
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>>70647488
Ah yes, that would be the ideal.

>>70647492
I think there are a few floating around in the civilian market actually. Yanks pls confirm
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>>70647633
i do this when the ol' 'tism gets triggered
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>>70647608
boston university
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>>70647662
*solleva la zampa*
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>>70647662
chester
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I don't like getting old lads

Just wanna go back to the days of playing CoD after school again
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>>70647703
lol i got in and i was a retard in school
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>>70647690
fuck you
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Could literally heem 99.9% of you little rodents

6'5 225 lbs
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>>70647668
Will it be the same core user base only 30 years older or will they have been left behind by an ever-evolving site?
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>>70647674
wouldnt DARE say shit to my fucking face
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>>70647754
>GUD FUR YE TEEF N BONES
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>>70647685
Me too lad, I can't see myself leaving this place ever, it's too big a part of my life.
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bit sick of the muslim worshipping going on

if trump banned sikhs nobody would be protesting
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>>70647754
>green top

LOL
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do you think 4chan will close down one day lads?
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>>70647754
what are your 1rms
don't lie to me
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>>70647750
jews fuck off
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>>70647773
singhsheed
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>>70647754
Semi skimmed mong. Literally shaking at ur life
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>>70647749
these are objectively not-retard stats
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>>70647805
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anyone had a conversation with a normie where they've brought up 4chan?
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How to improve /brit/:

instaban for reddit flaggers
instaban for anyone who has ever posted on reddit
over 23s only
instaban for all non whites
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>>70647754
bruh
oh no no no no
look at his chest
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>>70647754
225 is on the smaller side considering you're 6'5
gain a stone and we'll talk
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>>70647754
what a fucking weed
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>>70647830
Literally who gives a shit, fuck off to /cum/ you mong
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do you 4chan think one day lads?
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>>70647666
and whys that

we're pretty much a superior country to nearly every other in the world including the cUcK
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>>70647847
not with a normie, someone at my uni put a 4chan related sticker in the toilet though (like 100% they browse 4chan).
SHOW YOURSELF, RUNT
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>>70647856
please make an exception for me i don't want to wait a year before i'm allowed to post again lol
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>>70647754

never touched a weight
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>>70647754
could send you fucking flying you little insect
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>>70647866
hmmmm am i speaking to a University of Life alum
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>>70647890
>not with a normie
>at my uni
hmm
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>>70647856
>instaban for all non whites
nah
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NEED to feed my plums into an industrial-sized meat mincer
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HAHAHAHAHA he's not even posted his 1rms
sick myspace angle though, m8, keep it up
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@70647925
paki
>>
>>70647925
Greater London
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>>70647914
Ah, I remember when I was 18 and I thought I was better than everyone else

And no, you're not. Now do one.
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>How to improve /brit/:
>instaban for reddit flaggers
>instaban for anyone who has ever posted on reddit
>over 23s only
>instaban for all non whites
>>
>>70647754
doubt you can even fight, I'd drop you like the rest desu
>>
>>70647856
instaban /fit/fags, leafs and increase the bump limit to 500
>>
>>70647890
what was the sticker?
>>
@70647955
paki
>>
im 5'9" and over 12st
>>
>>70647924
well i don't know who they are, they might be a complete abnormie or a normie. You never know (as HWNDU has shown)
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>Steve Buscemi

Hmm
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>>70647754
I'm literally 6'6 and 17 stone 3 lbs ( just weighed myself)
just started at gym today though
>>
@70647983
'orke
>>
>>70647973
>increase the bump limit to 500
did a poll for this a few years ago when /brit/ (and /int/) was actually fast and they just ignored me aroo
>>
>>70647990
you can't not be a normie and be at uni you braindead normie twat
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>tfw racists are confined to /brit/ because they know they'd get battered irl

good times.
>>
proto gf is pretending anxiety is a real mental illness

also she actually went to a trump protest with a sign and everything
>>
>>70648005
nrlofk would like
>>
alex jones is finally gonna make his debut appearance on the joe rogan podcast on the 1st feb for episode number 911
>>
>>70647856
>get told to go back to rebbit by people who say heem and don't know where it comes from
>literally posted in the W*HH thread it originated


we all need to just stop judging one and other and take a little more time to understand and accept one and other
>>
>>70647977
a "trumpwave" thing
>>
>>70647925

half black spongehead
>>
students are so naive
>>
WSHH
>>
>>70648080
don't care
>>
>>70648069
positively wailing at this
little runts
>>
>>70648085
>this new twat trying to bait someone into explaining the origin of heem

get fucked we can see you a mile off
>>
>>70648151
>>
>>70648085
where does heem come from
>>
>>70648187
wasteman
>>
*opens reddit*
*hovers mouse over the logo on the top left*

ahh yes
>>
>>70648207
>>
>>70648069
Untrue, i do it in real life more.
Got in trouble once for giving a black guy cotton seeds for secret santa
>>
>getting notifications from channels i'm not even subscribed to

what the fuck even is youtube anymore
>>
>>70648149
*innalza la zampa*
>>
>>70648202
My fist
*heems you*
>>
>>70648219
>off ta court tehe
>>
>>70648232
>pressing subscribe means you only get some of the videos showing up in your subscribed queue
>you have to press a second button to actually subscribe

whats the fucking point jesus
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>>70648262
>>
>>70648232
I subscribe to loads of channels but only seem to get notifications from Alexander Gordon Jahans
>>
>>70648185

heem sleepy you twat
>>
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>>70648277
GOOD POST
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>>70648289
howling

its one of the 'ddit flaggers
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>>70648344
>>
pope let me invade scotland but now i have a bunch of titles and no one to give them to
>>
Proto-Germanic: "haimaz"
>>
uezs
>>
>>70648344
Alright Ontario?
>>
>>70648400
fuck ontario
>>
jews are genetically marxist
>>
>>70648375
give them to the pope
>>
>>70648419
nah, there's a reason communists are anti-Zionist

the PFLP would laugh at you
>>
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chile
>>
>>70648476
t. Abraham Lewitzsky
>>
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>jews are genetically marxist
>>
>>70648419
of course this is why they tend to be bankers, stock traders and executives
obviously because they want to seize the means of production and give political power to the proletariat
>>
>>70647754
5'10, 168 lbs and i would DESTROY you with my superior technique and disproportionate strength
>>
scrallybob: louse
pudder-on: investigator/detective
in tift: going well
imparadise: place in paradise
periblepsis: delirious stare
monomachy: duel
bodewash: dry cow-dung
>>
i have a serious question for rorkes

what do you value more highly, your own rights or getting rid of brown people?
>>
>>70648424
nah in the long run im going to try and go muslim after i take england
>>
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Saw this runt downtown today
>>
>>70648570
getting rid of darkies
>>
>>70648570
what rights do i lose by putting all the muzzies on a ship and telling them to float away?
>>
Oneitis did film and media lads
>>
i love being jewish
>>
Can't take you seriously if you can't deadlift at least 4 plates
>>
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>Crispin Blunt MP
>gay
>only tory to vote against trident

howling
>>
>>70648667
i can deadlift 3 and a half
i'm going to reach 4 soon enough, i was only able to do 3 like 2 months ago
>>
you are now a multi trillionaire

would you rather direct your funds to support
>a cure for cancer

or
>a virus that specifically targets wogs

(you cannot chose both)
>>
>>70648622
i can't be bothered to type it out now, but let's say that nigel comes back runs for PM and says "i will put all the brown people on a boat away from britain, in return i will be dictator for life with all that entails"

do you just say yeah sure?
>>
>>70648667
i bench that you little runtoid
>>
>>70648513
rorke
>>
>>70648726
demolish britain and start over again
>>
>>70648744
sounds good where do I sign
>>
>>70648725
sounds like you can lift, "tree-fiddy", as it were
>>
can't take you seriously if you substitute a personality by lifting weights
>>
>>70648744
yes
>>
>>70648774
r's'd
>>
>>70648726
want a rollercoaster in my garden ever i've seen that one movie about some yank kid getting that and i cannot remember the name so fuck both your options i want a rollercoaster
>>
>>70648667
only just started deadlifting again after an injury and i can only do 2.5 because of grip strength lmao
>>
>>70648726
anti wog virus ofc
>>
>>70648778
>>70648805
why?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrbPLnEucp4

me serenading your gf with my sick guitar skills
>>
my grandad had a brain hemorrhage riding a rollercoaster haha
>>
surprised they didn't demolish houses of parliament
>>
>someone is now spamming refresh on the catalog until they can make the new OP
Sad!
>>
>6'5"
>whenever I enter someone's field of view they immediately look at me
is this some sort of involuntary manlet reaction?
>>
>>70648744
no, that puts everyone in a weaker position than before
>>
>>70648897
prolly has more to do with your morbid obesity
>>
>>70648871
porco dio
>>
>>70648885
>the brief era that trams were all over London

glorious
>>
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What's the appeal of this dullard's music?
>>
>>70648937
I'm 190lbs
>>
crisp roll for dinner lads

would recommend
>>
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>>70648843
are nige is more benevolent than our current puppet masters
>>
>>70648910
sure puts you in a weaker one doesn't it mohammed haha
now back you go to pakiland
>>
would give my left nut to walk around 1890s london
>>
making an arrangement
>>
hearts on fire

strong desire
>>
>>70649059
Ahh yes, walk around a smog-infested disease riddled shithole that smells of shit
>>
>>70649059
rorke
>>
>>70649095
>>70649096
abraham lewitzksy
>>
why does nige suck off trump so much
>>
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>would give my left nut to walk around 1890s london
>>
>>70649059

you would be robbed by irish beggar children
>>
>>70649113
bet you've never even met a Jew, goy
>>
>>70649113
sadcase, give your head a violent shake you waste of oxygen
>>
>>70649123
embarrassing desu
hate ameriboos but love nige
wish he'd stop
>>
runts
>>
>>70649059
I'm with you, but my idea time would be 1910-12
>>
The 90s were a great time, full employment, party all the time...too much fun. I was 23 in 1990. Life is a highway indeed.
>>
>>70649150
How about you come meet me and I rabbit punch your nose bone through the back of your skull?
>>
what????? white people and nice architecture in london???????????

*brain hemorrhage*
>>
>>70649195
alri grandad
>>
>>70649178
Why that time?

I'd pick 1919 in Europe
>>
>>70649195
fuck off granddad
>>
keep drinking or sleep?
>>
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>I was 23 in 1990
>>
>>70649150

another cringey danny dyer post
>>
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The ideal gf
>>
The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan
>>
>>70649195
>90s
>full employment

Er no.
>>
>>70649274
Literally nothing wrong with that.
>>
>>70649210
>>70649243
pathetic
>>
>>70649242
Coulda waited until she was 115
Absolute waste of time
>>
>>70649274
r'ke
>>70649293
r'd
>>
>>70649294
paki
>>
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>>70649293
>>
>>70649329
Sad!
>>
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england prevails
>>
>>70649195
you were born in fucking 1967?
>>
the world should've just stopped in 1920
>>
>>70649123
just conforming to the dynamics of the uk us relationship
>>
less than 40% of londoners are white british

interesting
>>
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rule britannia
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>the world should've just stopped in 1920
>>
>>70649378
How about a dollop of sperms in your arsehole m8?
>>
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scotland is ok too i guess
>>
>>70649447

Gay cunt probably a nonce too
>>
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stop posting and go to bed
>>
>>70649493
You want it though, you mucky cunt
>>
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>enjoying /brit/
>>
Don't want to stop drinking, but I'm not getting drunk and it seems pointless to carry on
>>
>>70647542
>dipped my ballbag into scalding hot water today lads
Not my cup of tea
>>
>>70649504
ok nn
>>
im gonna go to bed now too

night lads
>>
Guarantee I could batter any sad fucker with redditflags
>>
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http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/

FAT CUNT ALERT
>>
getting my biweekly dose of vlogbrothers
>>
I have discovered the KILLER tinder line lads
>>
>>70649587
>going on /pol/ ever
runtoid
>>
>>70649926
>>70649926
>>70649926
new
>>
>>70646371
Litterally played a game of cs with a Callum and a Jay earlier
>>
>>70646639
It's this small???
>>
>>70646691
But doing that is a quality when you start.
Then you'll naturally be careful the first time you write them and won't have to check dozens of times.

It's a matter of getting used to it, it's not a matter of insecurity. Good luck with your job !
>>
>>70647199
What you're missing is the fact that most anons aren't he way they are in real life on 4chan.

Basically most are lying about their situation and you've been bamboozelled for years.
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