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But the Jihadis are American citizens

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>be Amerifat
>fall out of the bed
>trigger an earthquake
>die

>>70642282
San Bernadino and the Orlando nightclub shooting caused a cumulative 72 deaths. How does that equate to 9 deaths? Is it a statistical average starting in the 1700s or some shit?

>>70642687
It clearly says the past 10 years
Do the math to see if they are wrong

>>70642687
this is bait, but this piece of misinformation only does averages so not even the real number and only from 2005-20014

if you really want to know crime statistics go the fbi website, they keep take of everything.

>>70642282
>being hit by a Bus
Nigga what?

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>>70642282
>falling out of bed

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>>70642282
>falling out of bed
>lawnmowers

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>>70642481
Gura Gura no mi

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>stop trying to save people from dying

ban armed toddlers

>>70642282
>Armed toddlers
>Falling out of bed
America is such a meme country, i love it

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>american beds

>>70643116
My brother accidentally forgot his .45cal magnum had a bullet left in the wheel while cleaning it and shot himself in the leg, breaking his femur.

I heard the noise and ran upstairs to find him with bloodshot eyes and a veiny red face staring back at me. We locked eyes and I instantly knew what that retard did, and he knew I knew. I drove him to the hospital and giggled the whole way making fun of his dumb ass as he bled out all over some towels. He's fine now but he had to lie to our parents/family/friends and say he got into a snowboarding accident out of shame lel

I still call him 'Ol Leadleg just to fuck with him

>be american
>fall out of bed
>survive just barely
>try to reach for phone to call an ambulance
>get shot by your toddler child in the process
>survive
>doctors arrive and patch you up
>20.000.000 bill + tip
>get ran over by a lawnmower and die

>>70642687
Wasnt he officially American though?