/brit/

watch out he might have this one when we're 250 posts in

might put my willy in this romanian whore

thoughts?

>>70638060
crashed the ol' web browser good 'n proper this edition did

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hmm

janny idea: the janny should start deleting posts which criticise him

that should rile up the autists

any IT guys working in a corporate environment? Need to know if you can tell I browse 4chan for hours a day and if I'll get fired for it

the absolute state of hotpockets

>>70638122
yeah go on

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>>70638122
forgot pic

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getting drunk again lads

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*enters thread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkkmtkAO4p0
*opens MS Excel*
*disarms your bomb*

>>70638202
i have some catching up to do hehe

>>70638216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ

>>70638208
my dad didn't let me watch dick and dom because he didnt want me to grow up bent

it didnt work

The Labor Theory of Value is the Economic equivalent of participation trophies.

>>70638265
How so

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anyone know where this is?

Lads. This out-of-my-league girl seems to be enjoying my conversational skills. I rarely make men laugh but women seem to love my humour.

What does this mean?

>>70638250
>>70638216
love this kind of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpABUzPN9cU

money is the schrodingers cat of economics

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>money is the schrodingers cat of economics

>>70638287

Plaza de Armas in Cusco, Peru

>>70638202
>>70638226
its a fucking tuesday

is your country that shit?

>>70638280
because the idea that Labour = Value is simply not true. It is not a statement of material fact, but a statement of an ideal. It is a petition to God for creating an "unfair materiality". People who subscribe to this theory calling themselves materialists is therefore entirely backwards. If I spend 10 hours smashing up rocks that does not create value.

>>70638327
it's a real emperors new clothes situation

carry on my wayward son x

>>70638264
Why would it make you gay? Watching that webm gave me a rush of feel good nostalgia

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*dabs*

>>70638295
why did they change the sound effects?

>>70638287
lima, peru

why was the last thread deleted

>>70638413
thats alpha

Feel like shit

>>70638428
>The chubby friend with funny coloured hair

Ah yes, the 'alternative nerd' girl.

>>70638295
is halo 3 even on pc?

just put the 'tos in the 'ven lads

>>70638388
>If I spend 10 hours smashing up rocks that does not create value.

Depends if the labour is socially necessary and If you were making a dry stone wall it would create value.

Some lass at work has the weirdest complexion I've ever seen. Maybe not complexion, but her skin changes from pale to bright red at the drop of a hat.

Is this common? I highly doubt she's blushing because she's attracted to me (although she is very shy) but she literally changes colour right before your eyes.

>>70638476
no
he was also playing it with both hands on the keyboard

losing weight is so easy. i decided I wanted to lose a few pounds the other week and i've already done it in 2.5 weeks

>>70638480
>tfw no slow gf

qt in work was showing me something and her leg kept brushing up against mine. definitely going to perform a wank to her later

>>70638506
i wanna know too

he strikes again lads

>>70638534
same. i just cut out snacks between meals and that was it.

>>70638480
HaHaHa,,!! vry funny phot okaty,.. we will be yur house tomorrow.. love keith and judy x

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>>70638534

>>70638369
it's not the country, it's my life

can't stop thinking about how much i hate myself. stopped talking to my friends, family doesn't talk to me anyway, and i broke up (very painfully) with the gf

>>70638060
>tfw you will never be in a abusive relationship with Janny where you beat him up everyday after a hard day's work and cheat on him with pretty girls
jdimsa

>>70638534
So is gaining muscle. I couldn't do 3 pushups a month ago, now I can do 20 easily.

>>70638647
>rancid fanny

Stop reposting

boiling over with frustration and anger

>dealing with complaint at work
>woman also sends an email to the CEO of the company
>her complaint immediately get escalated to the highest-tier complaint team
>gets taken off my hands
>her complaint handler reviews it in full and tells her her complaint is not upheld and she can jog on

excellent result. That will teach her to get angry at me on the phone.

>>70638491
that is too reductive and supposes an ideal in which the producer is at all responsible for the value of his work. Ultimately the value is determined entirely by the consumer.

>>70638647
Don't think I've ever seen an iPhone that doesn't have a cracked screen

>>70638647
gaz is screwing

>>70638729
Normies literally do it deliberately, it's fashionable.

>>70638534
>>70638661
how do you even get in such a state?
i've never done a day of exercise since PE in school and i sit in my room all day eating shit and i'm still relatively skinny and can do 15 pushups

>>70638647
>>70638729
Why can't mongs get phone cases
I drop mine all the time and it never breaks due to my case desu

>>70638769
this

had mine for 2 years and its still in mint condition

>>70638729
normies are terrible at handling phones

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>tfw the girl of your dreams lives thousands of miles away and you're desperately trying to go to graduate school near her so you retool yourself into a job that you actually like and can get a job in the local market near her because you're terrified about the prospect of not ending up with her and you're currently waiting on application results from the only uni in Singapore worth its salt that will determine whether this becomes a reality or just another failed dream as you strongly, truly believe that she's the one

Nervous as FUCK lads

>>70638768
pushups depend on your own weight

i was born 6'5 and as hench as a brick shithouse.

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best shoe coming through

>>70638768
Dont know, I'm very thin but I have no muscle.

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I like Donald Trump and he's welcome to tea round my house any time he likes.

had a smartphone since the start of 2012
never put a case or screen protector on them
not had a problem
makes me think

>>70638703
Bloke I work with had a fuck up on his wages a couple of months before he was due to retire. He insisted that they pay it and they seemed really hesitant to fix it. He said there'd be trouble if they didn't. They ignored him.

He emailed the fucking CEO, who is a billionaire in America, who probably has to check a map to find England because he's so many steps above us. I think their are about nine tiers of management, maybe more, before him. He called the payroll department and insisted that they payment be made, as well as an apology and a little extra.

He couldn't believe it when he found out he rang us. Pretty funny though.

Sorry for blogging.

anyone have the cover of the newest edition of /brit/ magazine?

>>70638703
Love it when Demand To See The Manager types end up with someone who actually has the power to tell them to eat shit

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>>70638875

5'8" and built like a chancellor of the exchequer

>>70638818
and yet your mums fanny was STILL not as destroyed as i left it the other night

>>70638768
>such a state

wanting to lose a few pounds doesn't mean you're in such a state. I lift every day and was eating a slight surplus to get stronger.

I wanted to get lean before spring hits so i decided to lose some weight

mmm whatcha say

>>70638768
I used to be like that but it does catch up with you as you get older.

6'2" and built like Warwick Davis

>>70638907
Don't even try mate. The lifting culture in Britain is pretty much non-existent. Most of them just say "no need to lift mate, just do some sport and eat right"

>>70638936
t. reddit browser who watched the tuba video at some point today

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>can't find this shirt anywhere
>it's got fucking creases over the graphic so i can't just manually put it onto a redbubble shirt
FUMING

https://www.buzzfeed.com/victoriasanusi/newspaper-lock-arf

the DM put a picture of the section boys to illustrate an article about crime in melbourne LOL

>>70638907
No need to lift mate, just do some sport and eat right

>>70638985
she looks 15 years older than she should in both

>>70638977
its shit mate. get some taste.

>>70638985
gotta be drugs innit

>>70638807
>Singapore

HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhajj

4'11" and built like an unpaid janitor

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Eric and Dylan - incels
Seung-Hui Cho - incel
Adam Lanza - incel
Elliot Rodger - incel
George Sodini - incel
Jared Loughner - incel
Dylann Roof - incel
Georges Hennard - incel
James Holmes - likely incel

>>70638985
what the fuck. i thought she was still a huge qt.

ah yes the british lindsey lohan

6' 4" and built like a "shit brickhouse" as somebody at work said earlier.

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk

>>70639000
It's not like the people who read the Mail would know or care about where the picture came from.

That's one of the papers that would have a picture of a guy in a balaclava at a computer to represent a hacker.

>>70639041
business idea: forced euthanasia or permanent sectioning for incels once they reach a certain age

they're clearly too dangerous to be left to their own devices

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/178844

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>>70639041
you forgot the GOAT
he was also an incel

discover weekly is banging this week lads

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>>70639041
why was he such a weirdo

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>Eric and Dylan - incels
>Seung-Hui Cho - incel
>Adam Lanza - incel
>Elliot Rodger - incel
>George Sodini - incel
>Jared Loughner - incel
>Dylann Roof - incel
>Georges Hennard - incel
>James Holmes - likely incel

>>70638968
would happily kneecap every gym-goer

utter scum

>>70639041
>adam lanza
>did it

pick one

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going to go absolutely doolally if i don't put my willy in a fanny soon

Anybody else think this song is brilliant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpx4ODP35VQ

Proof that separating the art from the artist is essential.

>>70639093
he probably chose that though. fully enlightened and transcended.

>>70638820
Not sure whether it's worth replacing mine yet

>>70639102

that hair wtf

air max 95 in triple blck will never not be cool

>>70639092
>all those shitty pikey areas and toffs alike supporting trump

no surprise

>posters on /brit/ - incels

>>70638807
hope you get it mate
give her one for me

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>would happily kneecap every gym-goer

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doing a poo

Your order from
Caprinos Pizza

Delivering at
19:45

The restaurant's added 5 minutes to your delivery time.


just ordered for me and the mrs

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>>70639155
>>70638820
Woops

>>70639021
so she looks 3 on the right?

>>70639092
lmaoing at the voids in london and other paki cities

not hard to spot where the muzzies in this country are

>>70638972
mmm how would you know that

>>70639093
>"I walked into his dormitory and the floor was completely covered in garbage and reeked of stale milk"
>"he'd enter a "shutdown state" and not leave his room or talk to anybody for months"
literally actually me desu

girls gone wild in the water

>>70639251
foy

>>70639223
i have some. great beater shoes. look sexy after they worn up

Adam Lanza didn't actually do Sandy Hook though

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snowed too much and the roads are too bad to go out and do things

i am not incel
being incel requires effort and asking girls out and getting rejected
i have NEVER asked a girl out

lads I need a funny joke to tell this girl

any ideas

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>>70639223
they look good to me desu lad, they're the pinnacle of German footwear engineering, so i wouldn't expect them to wear out for some time
you thought about getting a different colour?

i am volcel

asked one girl out back in school and she laughed at me

never tried again

want to suck on hayley mcqueens chebs lads

>>70639322
What's French and likes blowjobs?
Moi

>>70639322
sure

"islam"

>>70639322
what's the difference between peanut butter and jam

my mate thinks everything (or most) of human behaviour/action is ultimately based around wanting to get laid.

is he right?

>>70639358
what

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a rush of blood

a dizzy head

shot of adrenaline

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>>70639093

need to read some of his books

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>Jantior enters /brit/

>>70639307
same desu
but how aren't we incel?
although it's involuntary, not because we've been rejected, but because we're crippled by anxiety.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Involuntary Celibacy Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Pay For Prossies Like Nigga Rape Your Sister Haha

>>70639322
Why are Toblerones triangular? So they fit in the box.

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere.

Your 1 rep max

>>70639384
something about her face annoys me

>>70639370
one that that's for sure though is that he's a y and needs to fo

>>70638289
are you hot?

>>70639232
Conversely look at this one :

http://petitionmap.unboxedconsulting.com/?petition=171928

Really fires up the old neurons

>>70639340

first time i asked out a girl i was 26
she said no
i'm still a virgin

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>>70639384

>>70639283
I think I just need to clean the suede a bit.

>>70639326
Nah I'd just get white again. These aren't MMM gats, they're original.

>>70639413
>Your 1 rep max
nice

>>70639376
i can't peanut butter my dick up your arse

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hmmmmmmm
yes it'd be great if everyone in the country had easy access to weapons used primary for killing, that's exactly what society needs.

>>70639093
>he got his first kiss when he was in his 30s/40s
confirmed for alpha male, not an incel

>>70639447
lmao very good

>>70639428

Being generous I'd say I could scrub up to a 7-8. Otherwise I'm astoundingly average.

Not sure if I should get drunk tonight or not

>>70639322
Just ordered a bust in my own image to celebrate the nobel prize i haven't won yet.

I think I might be getting a-head of myself.

***I ACTUALLY WROTE THIS***

>>70639404
we're love-shy lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM

>>70639465
>being this scared of guns

sick of being fat lads

>>70639498
>***I ACTUALLY WROTE THIS***
i can tell, it's not very funny

>>70639436

cannot even fathom embracing a girl like this and her being interested in me and finding me attractive, it's such a ridiculous notion

>>70639498
end yourself

Don't understand why everyone is losing their shit, states want to sue Trump, people calling for impeachment yet when Obama banned Iraqi's for 6 months no one gave a fuck and it's really pissing me off

>>70639482
why are you even pretending like you have a choice? you're a pathetic sack of shit so of course you will. go and take your medicine, little boy.

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>>70639482
>>70638202
>>70638226
the alchie boys
i wish i could get drunk, but i have no money left

>>70639541
oh my gosh why are you so islamophobic anon

>>70639518

eat less then

>>70639541
You made this post yesterday and it was just as dumb then

Educate yourself

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/fact-checker/wp/2017/01/29/trumps-facile-claim-that-his-refugee-policy-is-similar-to-obama-in-2011/

>>70639525
It's all in the timing. Something you clearly have no concept of.

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Genuinely think I would get sucked in to spending my hard earned pay on Chelsea if all her pictures were of this quality

>>70639465
I'm scared of the societal circumstances that led to roof doing what he did, not the tool he used

t. thinking man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJcFALXvLf0&t=2s

>>70639595
NEED someone to post an album of her photos

>>70638769
>>70638802
or just don't drop your phone not that hard lol

>>70639585
Ah yes I bet they also have a good excuse as to why the countries on Trumps list were listed by Obama as potential terrorist threats

>>70639544
why would you bully me i am very fragile

now im definitely going to drink to numb the pain

Human intelligence up to 75% inheritable
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/12061787/Intelligence-genes-discovered-by-scientists.html

Human intelligence is highly heritable.
http://www.nature.com/mp/journal/v16/n10/abs/mp201185a.html

Scientific consensus is that IQ tests are not racially biased.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289608000305

Very poor Whites are comparably intelligent to very wealthy blacks.
http://www.jbhe.com/features/49_college_admissions-test.html

Black children raised in White households have similar IQs to black children in black households.
http://psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/1977-07996-001

The average African IQ is estimated at 79.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912003741

The average African-American IQ is 85, compared to the average White IQ of 100.
http://www.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/1997mainstream.pdf

The white-black gap in SAT scores, a proxy for IQ, is increasing.
http://www.jbhe.com/features/49_college_admissions-test.html

Genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB115040765329081636

Intelligence has at least a 40-50% genetic basis.
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/aug/10/news/la-heb-genetic-study-intelligence-20110809

IQ scores are the best predictor of success in Western society.
http://psychology.uwo.ca/faculty/rushtonpdfs/PPPL1.pdf

IQ is 75% heritable among Whites.
http://psychology.uwo.ca/faculty/rushtonpdfs/PPPL1.pdf

France's IQ drops 4 points per decade because of African immigration
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289615001221

>>70639322
>what do you call a chinese woman with an opinion?

Wong

>>70639609
Hard to believe ASMR is still a thing.

I remember when it was just a few people doing it. Now everybody is. Surely that bubble has burst, hasn't it?

Even Amal makes fuck all on Patreon.

>the students, unemployed and cucks are out protesting against the president of another country, on legislation that doesn't affect them.

Ah yes, this reminds me of all the marches against Putin, Xi Jinping and the Saudi Royal family they've also done.

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>>70639595
is a good film

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>>70639541
can't imagine how pathetic you must be to get angry at yank politics

>>70639642
>>>/pol/

>>70639637
Just read the article. Don't be afraid of the truth.

>/pol/ runts and their C+V link blocks
Not even going to bother reading one word, immediately hidden

>>70638820
They're nice enough but for the price. Fuck that

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>>70639642
FOP

>>70639642
Nope

>>70639640
you try to bully all of us with your hardman act
you deserve everything you get

>>70639642
imagine caring so much about your racism that you go to these lengths to justify it

>posting a load of links instead of offering something new or original

Ah yes, a genius in the making there.

>>70639642
lefties aren't interested in scientific evidence so why even bother? let them commit suicide by indulging in their ridiculous virtue signalling.

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what did she mean by this

>>70639667
ah yes whataboutism

nice proxy Vladimir

gonna get some milk lads brb x

>>70639541
because you picked up one thing that in your worldview nullifies other complaints. people lost their shit when obama got in just opposite people, its very little different to what everyone is crying about now. in fact the difference is the right who were losing their shit are/were less net savvy at the time. hence teenagers creating"alt-right" to progress their ideas because the older gen couldnt.

>>70639679
>cites article from a biased source
>don't be afraid of the truth bro xddd

fuck off germany

>>70639723
Are you with DirectLine?

>>70639595
this is the only picture of hers that has given me an erection

What about le black science man? Checkmate /pol/

Pros of having a gf:
Sex, but only she's in the mood

Cons of having a gf:
She'll drain your wallet
You'll have to listen to whine all the time
You'll have to take her places when you don't want to
You'll have to shower and be clean every day
You'll have less time for 4chan
You'll worry she's fucking someone behind your back
You'll have to put up with her retarded friends
You'll have to text her 20 times a day

Tough choice

>>70639763
All sources are biased to some extent. But fact checking is fairly straightforward. Just read the article.

has trump replaced the constitution? seems like where where yanks used to be like 'muh constitution' they're not like ' maga'

Might get a film camera. Any reccies?

>>70639763
he's an unskilled ex-bennie parasite cuckold from the uk mate. loves muslims too for some reason.

he thinks he knows what hes on about but hes in fact a bit of a retard - but an arrogant retard so lacks complete self-awareness.

Thinking of doing a thought

Thoughts?

Name a bigger runt name than Scott
don't think one exists

fuck off washingtonpost shill
you won't be getting any commission from me

>>70639829
what will you be filming

>>70639889
gay scat

>>70639885
(You)

>>70639866
he must be the same lad who unironically supported hillary

>>70639872
might strain yourself

>>70639885
jordan knight

My team are playing in 25 minutes so you lot had better fuck off when it starts.

Lads I met a girl at a club who was aching to shag; danced on me, tried to kiss me, asked me home....

I text her saying 'unfortunate timing...'

she said

'Your face [broken heart emoji]'


What did she mean by this?

>>70639939
I went to school with him. Shit drummer.

>>70639642
>Black children raised in White households have similar IQs to black children in black households.
>highly heritable

>>70639885
Callum
Jay
Troy
Connor
Kyle

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>"64331 quadrillion miles away exists a planet EXACTLY like earth, but it has a surface made entirely of chocolate and a core made entirely of McDonalds secret suace and it even rains diamonds!"

>"what's at the bottom of the Earths ocean? dunno lol"

>"please give us more funding"

>>70639953
villa's on the tv la

>>70639912
Get a waterproof

>>70639956
basically said your face is dire mate

>>70639956
She asked you home so you texted her?

>>70639992
what a fucking nonce

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>>70639992

>>70639918
of course. just another smug lefty twat who thinks he knows best despite being an uneducated cubicle-cuck working in a shit-tier insect job. dont read anything he says as his personal beliefs have obviously not paid off.

>>70639979
>your research says that black holes don't follow the laws of physics, why?
>it's just a theory lmao, give us money to shoot more nerds into low orbit

>>70639970
my name's on here and i have mates called the other 4

worry,jpg

>>70639918
of course i supported hillary

>>70639885
Hunter
Declan
Mitchell
Tanner

>>70638613
fantastic gimmick

Eat my arse meat, lads.

>>70639992
I didn't think it was possible to hate that fat tongued spastic cunt any more than I already do, but you proved me wrong.

>>70638519

My face does that too, I have no control over it

>>70639992
it's a good job they're going to go to privileged, rich kids private school or else they'd get absolutely twatted everyday by Deano and Smithster

>>70640045
He's a murderer, not a terrorist

You can tell the difference because he's neither white nor in the IRA

>>70640055
Itadakimasu!

>>70640009
have an 8/9 face, no meme.

>>70640010
have a gf so wouldn't get with/go home with her, wanted to though. Took her number :S

>>70639979
not true
>>70640040
not true
you're both mongs

>>70640041
utter runt

>>70639652

ASMR Darling just gained 510,000 subs in less than a year

drunk now lads

need to stop doing this because it makes me feel even worse

>>70640069
Are you her?

On that note, does anybody else here assume that there isn't a single girl posting on /brit/ ever?

Statistically it's unlikely, but just impossible to comprehend.

>tfw I have a corn on my penis

It hurts, :( I don't want to go to the doctor cause then they'll know im a mega-wanker, don't want to keep cutting it out because it's going to get infected eventually.

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>>70640090

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happening

>>70640120
thought that said Alistair Darling for a moment

>>70639970
My name is on this list too
fuck sake

>>70640120
>just
>less than a year

proof read posts before posting

>>70639992
Just imagine how satisfying it would be if you were a school kid to kick this shit out of those kids in the playground. Jamie must be a sadist.

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i am EXTREMELY lonely lads haha

>>70640134
what is this

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>Adam Lanza was 5 years ago

>>70640045
Ban Canadians from America

Just cracked my chebs

>>70640045

bet he's incel

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>/thread

>>70640154
the utter STATE of /brit/

>>70640055

I love a mischievious poke of the tongue up a man’s bum, mid blow job. I enjoy inching my mouth closer to that area and feel him squirm or giggle or groan with pleasure. But do it to me and I want to knee you in the nose. WHY THE HYPOCRISY? I don’t know. But when I’m in my cunnilingus rhythm, feeling breath/wetness inching closer to my bum, puts me REET OFF. Let me reiterate – get back to my clit bruv

>>70640169
ahaha right

the next doctor who will be black, transgender and disabled

just did a wank to aisha while imagining she had a qt feminine cock and she was fucking my arse

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>wanting to start a race war by killing blacks (Dylan Roof) was not terrorism
>killing Muslims in a mosque is not terrorism
>both were part of the so-called alt-right

Hmmm....the ol' noggin is spinnin'

>>70640218
I discovered that /r/socialism isn't interested in people being socialists.

Sent a PM to the mods saying I was a socialist but didn't believe in Feminism. Can I join the subreddit? No. Banned.

Sent another with a different account saying I'm not a socialist but interested in social issues. Can I join? Yes. Here are some links to get me started.

not a fan of having the ballbag licked/sucked during a blowie tbqh lads

>>70640086
Scum

>>70640218
Reddit truly is the shittest place on the internet. A series of echo chambers, each with their own self satisfied closed minded posters and moderators. You unironically encounter more different opinions on /brit/, and your posts here don't get buried by other users for being different to the status quo.

>Perth had Gunpowder Treason Day listed as a public holiday.[71] By the 1970s, Guy Fawkes Night had become less common in Australia. Some measure of celebration remains in New Zealand, Canada and South Africa.[72]

is this true

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>>70640255
>imagining she had a qt feminine cock
i've found myself fantasising about this stuff too
want to get a qt girl to frot with me
like pic related except one of the lads is a petite qt girl (with a femdick)

>>70640323
You just described /pol/

Jezabel Vessir

Anya Ivy

yum

>>70639829
paterson

think my autism is flaring up again lads

>>70640343
Wikipedia is dirty desu

>>70640335
its like us celebrating australia day.

>>70640335
Had no idea what Guy Fawkes Night was until I visited the UK 2bh

>>70640046
you supported the only candidate terrible enough to lose to someone like donald trump

the left is in complete shambles

>>70640351
You don't get posts downvoted and buried on /pol/ by other users.

>>70640343
bit gay

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cheated on the (ex)gf once and felt so bad about it I broke up with her because I couldnt bring myself to confess or maintain the facade

now I'm alone and miss her so much

>>70639970
can confirm my name is on this list :/

>>70640380
>clinton
>left

shig

>>70640312
Why would you say that?

>>70640368
not really

>>70640335
Have a fond memory of an effigy burning in brum when I was like 7

Mate shagged some absolute cross-eyed rotter the other day lads

he literally looks like Ryan Gosling - make of that what you will

so easy for women to get a shag

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>Uh, anon? My eyes are up here hehe *eats soup*

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>>70640134
is toyota intentionally selling trucks to terrorists

>>70640218
whats wrong with that? perfectly encapsulates lefty mentality. utter suppression of open and free debate.

>>70640383
No, you get labelled a cuck and ignored. Maybe if they're really bored they'll open up the ol' wordpad that has all the links and spam you with it until the thread is dead

suckin' on my titties like you wanted me. callin' me all the time like blondie. check out my chrissy behind, it's fine all of the time. what else is in the teaches of peaches ? like sex on the beaches. huh ? what ?

>>70640290
go back

slowly dying

>>70640439
there are US SOF on that boat

>>70640290
is that you leftypol?

>>70640413
ok then idiot.

>>70640408
prime example of how stupid they are

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-penetrative_sex#Exclusively_non-penetrative

wtf wikipedia

>>70640476
where are they, what are they doing?

>>70640383
You get called Muhammad, leftie, cuck, etc and your opinion disregard

/pol/ is utter shit, as is reddit

4chan in general is people trying to defend their point of view no matter what

>>70640458
I saw Peaches live about 12 years ago, she was a proper dirty slag.

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>A girl hiding in a bathroom with two teachers told police that she heard a boy in the classroom screaming, "Help me! I don't want to be here!" to which Lanza responded, "Well, you're here," followed by more hammering sounds.

>>70640511
how old are you?

>>70640508
t. rasheed cuck

>>70640473
>>70640486
What makes you think I "go" there? I wanted to test them.

The comments are ridiculous. They censor and delete comments with gay abandon and then moan about free speech. The notion of context eludes them.

>>70640507
sailing across the river to mexico to invade

recognise that raft from red dead

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>act like a MAGA right winger on /brit/ to get fedora'd
>act like a leftist cuck on /britpol/ to get (you)s
>act like a normie and give "tough love" to autists on /britfeel/ to get (you)s
like fucking clockwork

>>70640501
unironically gave me a semi

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>>70640501
>Axillary intercourse: (slang: "bagpiping", in reference to the underarm manner in which bagpipes are played; directing traffic, or pit-wank, a variant of the term tit-wank, are also terms for axillary intercourse). It is a sexual variant where the penis is inserted in the other person's armpit
>slang: "bagpiping"

>>70640438
>soup
retard

>>70640536
kek

i assumed it was more syria shenanigans

>>70640530
Umm 23, just like all you lads.

>>70640535
i ask because i saw someone do the same on leftypol

they hate reddit too

@70640535
plug you brain back in you thicko

>>70640542
brit/pol/ is easy as fuck to bait

>>70640606
Ah, I don't even know what leftypol is. I mean, I can work it out, but I don't go on /pol/.