/brit/

>>70631164
please please screencap my post
RULE ULSTER,ULSTER RULE THE STREETS

>>70631164
first for a Brit not getting first in a /brit/ general

*puts you all into a bag and sells you as a multipack*

not to be resold ;)

Include me in the screencap so I can post it on the 'ddit.

>>70631138
>I haven't seen them for months
but they still thought about you enough to invite you now

reminder again that Ukraine has resumed ethnic cleansing in Donbass and no one cares because they're the Good Guys fighting Tha Evil Onez (russia)

>new years was 20 years ago

mental

gooning to are rosy lads

Not even joking, you'll all work for me one day

>>70631256
Can i ber thy bodyguard?

>>70631239
I don't care because it doesn't affect me in any appreciable way

>>70631256
**heems you**

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>>70631256

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>I don't care because it doesn't affect me in any appreciable way

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hey guys! Want to learn about victorian buildings?

just to go englishmansion.com!

>>70631293
post it on 'ddit i want one of my posts to end up there so i can become famous

>>70631239
can you provide some evidence please? i want to trigger lefties on facebook

doggo is now curled up in a ball on me bed

very confused in regards to this argentine nonce

what's his endgame

>>70631331
not really my jam the ol' 'ddit desu

someone else can take my sexcellent screencap for dat sweet shitpost

>>70631328

Sidonia a best

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>i want to trigger lefties on facebook

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5r8sin/brit_has_gone_absolutely_mental_hahaha_x/

>>70631399
kill yourself

>>70631399
nuts

signed the petition supporting Trump's state visit

>>70631396
I prefer Kiara the black muscled-up mistress
or the goth looking one

>>70631399
absolute madman

>>70631399
>>70631419

signed the petition to put a price cap on freddos

>MP's to debate whether Trump should be given state visit

fucking leftists give it a rest jesus christ

>>70631434
link?

Screencap this

my room is a fucking pigsty

I am an animal

>>70631513
no

>>70631399
>he actually fucking did it the leaf
Jesus Christ.

>>70631399
>already been downvoted
cant handle the bant

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>>70631513
if i go to india can i meet a legit guru?

>>70631506
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/178844

>>70631513
>screencrap piss

>tfw no ice cold dandelion and burdock in the fridge

REEEEEEEEEEEE i'm THIRSTY!!!!!

>will never live in mid 90s again when dad used to tell bedtime stories about wild animals

>>70631562
somersaulting

>>70631588
answer my query please

>>70631562
Do brits have Brown poop?

>tfw you can't be openly far right until you're a billionaire
Hate anyone to the left of me.

>>70631562
kek

>>70631620
christ

as a radical centrist i have signed both Trump petitions.

>>70631622
>poop
fuck off yank

>>70631630
nearly everyone is left of me
have to learn to live with it desu

>>70631648
checking those time dubs

>>70631648
good post

>>70631546
go to rishikesh

how do coalburners handle the fact their kids will never look like them

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>you're boarding a double decker bus and this slaps your ass
what does thou do?

>>70631620
was going to screencap but then I saw the content and it was completely haram

shame on you

>ywn go on a summer holiday with cliff richard

>>70631648
shrieking

should i go gym lads?

>>70631720
>ass
FOY

>>70631701
a mothers love is all a child needs :)

>>70631680
ok,thanks
>>70631763
swimming or pullups is better lad

bored

get genuinely annoyed when I see muslims
take rhe fucking rag off ffs

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>coalburners

What's the oldest you can be when joining the Military?

you walk in my head girl every hour
the world turns me, you unbalance me

want to do a get drunk but can't be bothered to do a go shopping

in a post-nap haze where I feel worse than I did before I napped

get genuinely annoyed when I see Irish
take rhe fucking taig off ffs

>>70631893
Don't think I've ever woken up from a nap and not felt like shit

can't believe the 'dora meme is still going. Thought it would've died out by now

>>70631853
the great lord invented the offie for a reason lad

>>70631916
uhh... im right here. I can hear you :/

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>can't believe the 'dora meme is still going. Thought it would've died out by now

IRISH KNOBHEAD
*turns around in my seat looking for whoever shouted that*

president Toilet Bog Fart

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This. So. Much

>>70631787
most regret it
http://imgur.com/a/xlzwB

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K ?

>>70632031
*does a think*

>>70632013
who the fuck says donald for toilet

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>>70632031

I think if a 90 ban is all it takes for you to join ISIS, you were probably a sympathizer

>>70632031
>If you offend Muslims they will try to kill you
>so just be nice and let them into your country and everything will be fine

What if.... WE'RE the runts?

>>70632031
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT ISIS WANT !!11!!1ONE!

>>70632031
If you keep your enemies out of your country they win

Undertaking a poo

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howling

>Eurozone Economy Grows at Faster Pace Than U.S.

btfo

tfw having a nice relaxing poo then someone comes into the cubicle next to you

Just fuck off

>>70632234
aye but at what cost

>>70632031
ah yes let's let them in and walk on eggshells for the rest our lives instead

>>70632234
>eu can open 150 mcdonald's a week whereas US can only open 100
ah fuck we've missed out there

>>70632044
kek
thats what she deserves for being a coal burner

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For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence--on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations. Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed.

>>70632276
it's worse when they have no poo etiquette and start sharting loudly and being loud in general

>>70632044
whats the source on this anyway lad?

>>70632457
>>70632276
happens literally every time

>>70632044
dumb bitch

should have her kid taken away

>>70632276
living in uni halls and there's no soundproofind so i've mastered the art of shitting extremely quietly, stressful experience though. Feels like im in a minefield

>>70632044

Why would you fuck a nog if you hate them? Why would you keep the baby?

>>70632399
In here, laddies
>>70632399

>>70632044
>No I shouldn't of [sic] had a kid with u.
>Point black.
point black hahaha

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quite like this one

>>70632234
money = more immigrants = bad

why is /brit/ so dead

>>70632714
leave it to the rorkes to spin anything as bad news

>>70632683
>level entry
did he mean entry level?

>>70632752
read between the lines mehmet

>>70632683
would like it a lot if it didn't call it "entry level geek media" cos that gives it some gimpy "im more of TRUE geek than you" shite

>>70632786
there is nothing wrong with controlled immigration

very interesting times we live in, especially for politics
i hate it now, but i'm going to miss all this bullshit when it's over.

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me: alex jones
you: the fluoridated water

>>70632847
>controlled
ah yes like we've had in the UK for the past 20 years

donald trump, or as I've taken to calling him cheeto face

>heterosexual young men from the british upper classes dancing with their male friends at the club and celebrating moments of euphoria with a peck on the lips
What the fuck is this shit again? Why can't you guys just be normal ffs?

>>70632631
probably to make daddy angry, but then can't abort cause she's slightly catholic

>>70632922
never heard that one before

>>70632922
wait a second, trump means fart! president fart haha!

>>70632900
actually has

can brits recommend good tendies whilst I'm in this shithole country?

hope my yellow fevered brother only has girls. don't want one of those hapas lads for a nephew

Ree
REEEE

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*does a gulp*

>>70633050
might post his on /r/hapas

>>70633029
the birds eye ones on perma-sale at sainsburys are awight

>>70633018
yeah I know you stupid twat
just because its controlled doesn't mean its good

*stands up to Trump*
*brrrrrap*

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There he is!

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*grabs you and heems you*

>>70633050
my brother also has an Asian gf
she's lovely but I won't be tolerating any children

how did wojack get his name

>>70633157
it's pepe backwards

just wanked

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coalburners ALWAYS gets whats coming to them

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*does a very very very fat line of ket*

>>70633149
>>70633050
ah yes better be genetic dead-ends

>>70633179
burn the coal pay the toll

>>70633157
contraction of 'now were safe ashore jack', 'ashore jack', 'shojack', 'wojack'

>>70633093
it is though

>>70633220
fuel tax?

>>70633181
was during .5g lines during my ket days. good times.

>>70633215
Than breeding with a population with a significantly higher iq and who didn't almost exclusively originate from british prisoners breeding among themselves and with aborigenals
>ah yes

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I'll let you lads know how it is

imagine being aussie oh my days

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>>70631164

>>70633181
is tim still posting mental videos? haven't heard about him in months

doing the last comfy poo ever

>woke up with intense stomach cramps
>have to lie in foetal position until they subside long enough to stagger to toilet
>slightly dehydrated so I've got to somewhat strain to let loose of this liquid torrent of shit
>finally do it
>shit non stop for like 20 of liquid that entirely fills where the water is
>mosquito swooping me

REEEEEEEE

>>70633287
warned you about diabeetus bro

>>70633302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juewI2LWX3E

yes

he needs HELP

where are the Irish posters

why do twats from the northern american continent go to other 4chan boards / r*ddit, save content and come post it in our general?
are they that lacking in creativity with such little sense of belonging?

reminder not to reply to that ugly fucking shitcunt

if you can learn to speak coherently i might give you the attention you crave

>>70633311
if that's a comfy poo i don't want to know what an uncomfy one is

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/07/28/imf-admits-disastrous-love-affair-with-euro-apologises-for-the-i/

still think back to this opening paragraph whenever people mention the eurozone

>>70633371
should be least comfy

I'm still in agony

spend most of my day posting "how is this news DM??!!" in the Daily Mail comment secitons

>>70633238
yeah thats bullshit

Any of you lads gonna be the next Dr?

>based trump will be left with a bad impression of England when he goes to London and sees all the muslims and white student lefties protesting

bad feels

>>70633412
nah it isn't though

>>70633396
praying for you

>>70633367
brits do it too. thats what 4chan is like now. hardly anything is original

btw its almost always me

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>based trump

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the burp went up my nose lads

They literally speak about me like they would about their mother's abusive bf who beats the shit out of them when he gets home drunk but whom she can't leave for fear of dying alone, so passive agressiveness is all they have:
>*late at nighr in their pyjamas*
>'let's never speak to him again, Jeffrey'

>>70633466
>brits do it too
bollocks, not nearly as much if so

>btw its almost always me
knock it off then you collosal pillock

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would you accept being born as a black if you could be as handsome as him?

>70633367
fuck off to reddit you newcunt. its obviously you browse their often if you've already scrolled through the front page

>>70633499
he's not handsome

Watching season 1 of the sopranos lads. Who here wasn't born yet when it first aired (1999)?

>>70633499
he's not my definition of handsome, but he's very suave.
but the answer is yes.

re: 70633502
>replying to a 6 minute old post

kys good buddy

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>he's not handsome

>edmonton
ah yes
the true shit of alberta

>>70633495
Ah yes. These are completely original and not just stolen from the 'dit or /pol/ earlier today

>>70632031
>>70632198
>>70632683

>>70633499
>Idris Elba
>Not an Arabic prince
>Not born or from the island of Elba
What did he mean by this?

>>70633541
I was 7 but the girl I'm shagging atm wasn't born

>>70633555
nice counting buddy

If everyone is angry at Trump for this Muslim ban, why was he elected when he specifically said he'd do that?

>>70633499
i would like to have a booming voice but my chances of getting a non-slag white gf would significantly drop

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>idris elba is not handsome

>>70633301

painful

>trump
shan't be caring about foreign affairs lads

>>70633541
I was likely 1, since I was born at the very end of 1997

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>>70633570
FOY get out of my sight

>>70633630
trump supporters are half rorkes who wanted him to do that and half dumb right-centrists who thought he would never do the things he said he would do (see Peter Thiel)

>>70633613
>the girl I'm shagging atm wasn't born
Respect tbqh. The youngest gf was born in 1998

>>70633630

people are angry with how it was handheld. Trump promised it after the shooting made by Pakis and Pakistan is not on that list. he also called for avenging 9.11 and Saudis weren't at the list too and some excluded countries have Trump hotels and shit and it also made people suspicious.

>indulging an addiction
ah yes
the ol' 'cide soon i reckon

>>70633639
i just don't find black facial features attractive, mainly i think narrow-pointy noses look better. not a racist thing, it's based purely on aesthetics.

>>70633716
don't forget the black skin

>>70633613
>>70633696
Alri fiddlers

>>70633674

>Doucheland

The state of the west is LITERALLY all your fault

just btfo that brit that acted like brits didnt repost from reddit and /pol/

>>70633740
It's not though

Am not a german either

>>70633453
thanks m8

no one should poo like this :(

>>70633716

who is best looking Bond iyo? i find Roger Moore best looking followed by Sean Connery. Lazenby was too faggy, Brosnan is overrated and Craig looks like a full back playing for Cardiff City B team. Dalton was cool.

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>>70633733
Black people with white features are pretty

>>70633784
>Am not a german either

any empty positions in your kebab joint? i can clean, wash dishes and bring orders Erkan abi.

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lain desu

>>70633639
He's objectively ugly, even for a black man. But alpha as fuck. Being handsome (as in beautiful delicate facial features) is absolutely irrelevant for a man. You're having a male-centric pov and judging him with the criteria you'd use for a woman, hence the confusion

>>70633784

>It's not though

Hitler and the Nazis ruined everything. You gave commies and they who shall not be named the ultimate excuse to do whatever they want

>>70633870

looks are the first thing for first step. if you look godd but act sissy a girl that doesn't know you will still let you hit on her but if you look bland while acting like James Bond a girl will still refuse you at first because of your looks.

>>70633905
How old are you?

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>>70633870

>Being handsome (as in beautiful delicate facial features) is absolutely irrelevant for a man


This is literally the dumbest thing I've read today

Why do people respond to the algerian? How new are they?

>>70633905

good point. also noone can touch Israel because of Nazis. if you criticize them they start calling you nazi and anti-semite. krauts also destroyed ottoman empire.

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>>70633929

Not an argument

>>70633830
they're definitely more attractive but they're still gross

how do I seduce my straight friend

>>70634008
first step is send him trap porn and tell him its not gay

>>70633983
Just want to know.

Your argument essentially boils down to "ree i can't be a nazi because the nazis did nazi things and got themselves btfo".

>>70633919
> if you look godd but act sissy a girl that doesn't know you will still let you hit on her
I look very qverage and am provably an international playboy. Shagged more girls than I can possibly count, from pretty much all countries in the world (never had a turkish though as I never been there). Stick to posting about celebrities and don't derive theories based on your study of their movies and public appearances pls. Shan't be reading any replies to this post.

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I'm a fan of black looking black girls

>>70633959
Americans joining the bandwagon now. What the fuck is this new gimmick?

What's your personality type and field of study/work, /brit/
INTP political science here.

>>70634110
INTJ, how to kill myself in the quickest way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpTgCho5ZA

Remember when this tune came out, what a summer. Fingered my first girl.

>>70634110
AAAA, playboy

>>70634051

I'm not a nazi, though. Good job putting words into my mouth, you retarded faggot. I'm not a communist/socialist either, and the result of Hitler/Nazis made a justification for the rise of them. You can call any right wing opinion a FULL FASCIST NAZI OPEN and get people to shy away from it, as they don't want to be associated with Nazism.

>>70634110
fun bubbly outgoing xx
hair and beauty xxxx

Start my career tomorrow. Am NOT happy about it

>>70634110
INTJ, Software Dev

>>70634110
INTJ, NEET

>>70634110
INFP

>>70634245
I didn't put words in your mouth. I'm following the implications of what you're arguing.

>I'm not a communist/socialist either, and the result of Hitler/Nazis made a justification for the rise of them

There has been no "rise" of communism/socialism in the west. We are still mixed predominantly market economies with liberal democratic systems of government. Quit talking nonsense

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*walks at you*

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thinking about giving these a buy

>>70634110
ENFJ

promoter

>>70634110
severe autist
IT

>>70634384
alri mate, bet you hate mondays haha

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so called 'scran'

>>70634380

>I didn't put words in your mouth. I'm following the implications of what you're arguing.

In what way did I imply I was/want to be a Nazi?

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Just went to see my local Imam, feel comfy lads. Wutaboutu?

>>70633499
He isnt very handsome though, and then he is black so more aggressive, harder to plan things/impulse control and lower IQ .

Would not be a good swap for me

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Having a snack

>>70634532
>being religious in 2017

literal neanderthals

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>>70634595

accept Jesus

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>you will never be a Space Marine

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>>70634595
Practicing Islam is quintessential british you britainiphobe.

>>70634576
forgot it was wartime

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Having a snack

>>70634637
jesus was a dirty hippie vagrant

>>70634576
student life or is this colourised from WW2?

>>70634665
Nice

I used to have that cutlery

>>70634661
>>70634693
I'm not even poor at all I just like spam

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having a snack

I shant be sharting in the mart lads

>>70634576
Should have a go at Masterchef lad

>>70634657
Kek at how the whole body language of people who have a tattoo changes in order to display it. The species will never ceases to amaze me.

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Trump is going to get the American military primed and ready to go for the great Sino-American war by having a warm up war AKA Mexican-American war 2. Trump knows the only want to beat CHYNA without destroying it's resources with nuclear radiation is a one-two punch with Russia and America

*seeks help*

>>70634730
Its ok but i would only buy it as emergency food incase i forget to buy something as i can just leave it..........why dont you just get pâte?

>>70634841
that'll be an 8 month wait

>>70637866

>>70637866
>>70637866
>>70637866
>>70637866
Nu

>>70634859
>why dont you just get pâte?
FOB

>JANNY'D

*cums in your little pussy*

>>70634656
Super-austere autistic giant warrior monks who cant get drunk or know love or enjoy physical comforts? Yeah sounds fucking great

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This is fucking shit. I'm completely dissociated with reality. How do I go back to being normal.

>>70634910
What? Id he is going to eat it like that he would be better off with pâté

>>70634974
give the ol' 'cide a thought

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A 'presso is tempting but I'm afraid of notbbeing able to sleep. Think I'll settle for a Chococino with 2-3 cigarettes lads

are nige speaking sense

fb.com/LBC/videos/10154713159276558/

>rugby

more like runtby

>>70635016
ah yes
the ol' 'cide
hmmm

>>70635016
tempted as well, but not even unhappy with my life desu.

just bored and constantly tired

>drink a protein shake
>immediately feel sick and need to lie down

why does this keep happening?

Will America do a civil war?

>>70635000
>>70634859
I usually fry up the spam and have it with my fry ups or in a cheese toastie. But I was a bit lazy.

I don't usually put cheddar on crackers either. And if I do I put it hovis digestives.

Cream crackers are for my stilton

>>70635105
For what reason??

>>70635078
same except i am unhappy with that

>>70635127
Liberals Vs Conservatives

fuck your blunt been on your lips

>>70635172
Aren't they already in a civil war??

Fucked up earlier lads.

Spoke to a girl and in a moment of madness (and poor attempt at flirting) actually said "If you sniff my drift".

I didn't think I'd ever stoop so low.

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>>70635117
>cheddar on digestives

>>70635176
call my girl if i wanna kiss

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Oh my days, I am howling

>>70635097
do you have any food in your stomach? I could never do them on completely empty stomachs or as full meal replacements.

Are you bulking? If not, its pretty easy to meet your protein goals with just normal food

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>A tough, cynical guy with a gun and a lot of Street Smarts, who solves mysteries with dogged persistence rather than astounding insight, the Hardboiled Detective was America's Darker and Edgier response to the classic ideal of the Great Detective.

>>70635223
shit i thought it was call my girlfriend i want a kiss

>>70635208
Don't knock it mate it's really goo
Also hovis digestives taste a bit different to mcvities

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Grim

>>70635230
>do you have any food in your stomach?

Yeah I had a lunch a few hours ago

>Are you bulking?

Doctor prescribed them to me for my weight problems.

>>70635016
I'm not unhappy. I'm not anything, nothing. It's shit, nothing I do gives me pleasure or anger or anything. This is so fucking shit.

>>70635289
Nah, only crackers with my cheese

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me irl tbqhwy lads

>>70635357
ol'
'cide

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How hard would it be for a young tranny to find a suit and tie brit daddy like in pic related to love and please?

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>>70635172
meowing at this post

>>70635389
awful

>>70635389
jannieeeeeeeeee

get fucked janny you fat cunt

oh dare

el janiTIANO

dont even understand

jan man

the quickest draw on the chan

UN
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A
I
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FUCKS SAKE CARETAKER

>>70632031
>if you try to stop terrorism, you will only make more terrorism
Guess we can only roll over and die then, eh lads?

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>why yes i DO delete threads that have been up for over an hour
>compensation? no, i wouldn't DREAM of it

ah yes the janitorial man

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>i earn more in one second than jannnington has earnt his entire janitorial career

>>70638045
muslim ban =/= stopping terrorism

it's LITERALLY just "reee ban things i don't like"

>>70638060
>>70638060
>>70638060

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might shag this romanian whore

thoughts?

janny idea: the janny should start deleting posts which criticise him

that should rile up the autists

>>70632031
Oy vey! Don't criticise the peace loving muslims, or they'll become terrorists. And as we all know terrorists aren't muslims.

>>70638078
>Romanian

Not even once. Take a fake wallet with you if you go.

>the absolute STATE of the unpaid 4chan clean up crew

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>>70632031

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Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he delete six threads or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Razor Naga Chroma Mouse, the most quickest mouse in the world and would blow your thread clean off the site, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Business idea: Me and my lads and you and your lads go to the Janny's house, take him out back and let him have what's coming to him.

Thoughts and opinions?

>>70638201
show arsehole

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>>70638228

>>70638296
Janny won't be happy about this. Not one bit.

>>70638130
squealing

>>70638349
Janny can go and play with the traffic the fat cunt.