Londoners are cancer edition
have regular fantasies about buying 4chan then promptly rangebanning all yanks and deleting all anime boards
>caps
fuck off
i'm 6'4 and I wouldn't go out with a girl taller than 6'
>>70626304
So proddies in NI want him to visit?
well?
>>70626327
Who knows, I knew a girl in uni who always went on about wanting a quiet nerdy bookish bf.
Yet every other weekend she'd bring back some giga Chad rugby lad or something to fuck then moan about how she hates them the next day, only to do the same thing all over again.
She did have a lot of beta orbiters that were like she said she wanted, but she never did anything with them.
>>70626400
This 2bh
drinking a vodka cruiser
>>70626304
So the English are American boot lickers?
>>70626497
the left wing ones, yes
>>70626497
scotland has been licking boots since it's creation pal
>So the Armenians are Roman boot lickers?
>>70626497
we invented boot licking
>>70626497
And Scots are cucks what else is new
left Catholicism once the new pope came in and started chatting leftist political nonsense like open borders for America and Europe
I am now a proud Protestant
>hate english pop music
>love non-english pop music
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOjSvcFjmlo
>>70626593
perhaps you just have awful taste
drinking a whiskey dreadnought
what type of cheese is babybel?
>>70626599
maybe
>tfw no gf
miss the ex 2bh
>>70626626
it's its own type of cheese, but it's similar to edam
>>70626675
same la'
hoping things will get better and soon
>>70626626
Processed? dunno mate like
i was wondering
>>70626728
You were wondering what a pozz-cuckold is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
not an iota
ba ba ba
*does a little dance*
ba babybel
ba barbara-ann
alri
>>70626757
>contracting aids
uh you contract hiv and then that eventually leads to aids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXeL3CHdLYk
;-;
listening to scouting for girls
I feel significantly more empathy towards animals than towards people
>Payet 'didn't speak to anybody for six weeks'
one of us
never held a girl's hand
>>70626938
You're an average overly emotional retard
been awake for almost 2 hours and I've done shit all
*turns the frogs gay*
Need an Australian gf
>>70627081
wait your turn
was going to make some porridge but fuck everything
>>70626980
never put my benis in a vagina.
Business idea: genetically engineer some males to be extremely effeminate
basically all the music I listen to was made between 2005 and 2010
howling
Trump is conducting a coo de tar
j.k howling
>>70627021
I know you are but what am I
>>70627210
hokago tea time?
jesus fucking christ we need an independent england now 2bh
alri lads aiming for 2pm wake up but have alarms set all the way til 10 just in case x
new favourite food: beef sausages
want to move to northern england i figure it would befit a hardman such as myself
BRAIN IN OVERLOAD
>>70627497
if you look carefully they're actually the same bloke
fake news
my gf is better than your gf
Really got the noggin joggin
>>70627497
jews and muslims are more american than americans
>>70627522
my gf has a penis
>>70627526
These people are really going hard on this one without even knowing the facts.
ahh yes, that first sip of the day
business idea: euthanise the depressed and give their organs to sick people who want to live
>>70627618
best post I've seen all day
just spent 120 quid on a flight for my gf
not liking this man pays for everything meme 2bh
>>70627667
thanks mate
just posted stephen mulhern on /sp/
>>70626304
MAKE
ANGLESEY
GREAT
AGAIN
it's 7 degrees, why are people walking around in parkas, hats and gloves?
norman wankers
>>70627736
why are you sat inside wanking to anime?
>>70627754
I'm not, stop projecting
>>70627754
He's not but I am
just had sex lads, ama
>>70627776
>it's proven that you're wanking to anime
>dismiss it and say someone else is
kek mate, kek
>>70627789
good lad
>>70627792
>just wanked to anime lads, ama
everyone stop wanking to anime you fat busturds
superbowl on sunday lads!
wanking to a yank girl called Annie-May, lads
>>70627854
I refuse
I love you you brit bastards.
stop wanking to anime
Business idea: Set up a sanctuary for autists in the peak district called Cherrydale
want another vodka cruiser but I can't really justify it
>>70627792
what do nipples taste like
how was the fanny
did you taste the fanny
was the fanny shaved
just had some frog french fuck tell me he loves me
looks a bit bent
what's that song, it goes like
"wanking to anime in the hotel california"
"do do do do do do do do"
if /brit/ had a soundtrack, it would be done by The Streets imo
>>70627589
the fact is; Love Trumps Hate
what's so difficult to understand?
are you some kind of white nationalist?
if girls are friendly I assume they want to fuck me
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DO I HAVE SUCH A TERRIBLE HANGOVER!
HOW DO I CURE IT!
>>70627863
How are you going to celebrate it?
uh, you're sooooo wrong, according to the constitution coming here as a legal immigrant is a right, the right to live, the right of equal rights, the right of equal opportunity, i mean immigrants do give us intel on our enemies, build our bridges, invent new microchips, get the bigger picture?
>>70627957
dry your eyes mate haha
>>70627975
if girls aren't mean to me i assume they want to fuck me
Brazilian women t b h laddos
>>70628034
this is disgusting on several levels
>sit next to girl at work
>she starts talking to me
fucking gagging for it
>>70628034
would
>>70628034
*plants my face in her arse and wiggles my tongue around*
*tongue is covered in ants when i pull it out*
lmao don't care
>>70627997
shan't be, because it's on sunday night and I have work on monday
why do they do it sunday night and not saturday?
>>70628075
>>70628115
brilliant post
What kind of cheese is Dairylea Triangle?
>>70628154
dairy cheese
>>70628154
cow, mate
*bowls it underarm*
>>70628154
processed garbage
>>70628197
>garbage
FOY FOY FOY
>>70628101
Well, supposedly they picked Sunday since usually most people in the US, poor and rich, do not work on Sunday due to religion and tradition, thus a large crowd should be able to watch it and garner large ad revenue. That is why we the superowl has more goddamn adds than a fucking ad book. But Id prefer it on a Friday night to be honest.
literally going to start drinking right now
>>70627455
Have you ever eaten a sausage roll, pork pie, scotch egg, eccles cake, dingin’ hinnie, goosnargh cake, hindle wake, cumberland rum nicky, rumbledethump, parkin, tatty ash or black pudding?
mum is still in bed
fucking hell lads I absolutely REEK
shower tonight I think
>>70628323
grim
business idea: use youtube comments as an endless supply of free /pol/ bait
>>70628323
she fought so damn hard
I gotta lose my phone now
>>70628318
used to fucking PISS myself going into the wildy when I was a kid
even if I went in now I bed I'd still get a bit anxious
>>>/pol/110230254
>role playing as a Muslim woman
how do you let yourself get to such a point
trimming armour
first time's free
>>>/pol/110229850
thinking about life lads
i'm 45th generation roman
are nige
>going on /pol/
runtlets
>on a creative writing course with 9 other people
>one of the tasks was to look at a photo of Hitler addressing a group of admiring Nazis and to write a short poem inspired by it using specific words and with the title "Consider This"
>everyone else wrote poems about how tragic it was that so many could be following the lunacy of an evil man, some poems about how their mothers would be ashamed of them
>tfw I wrote mine from the perspective of one of the soldiers all about the glory of fighting for Germany and the führer, and his desire to kill commies
>everyone got uncomfortable and probably thinks I'm a Nazi now
just
>>70628470
ummm YAAAAAASSS SLAYYYYY gurrrrl x
might join a gym lads
start taking care of myself
Don't know what to think about things any more lads
>>70628495
just go running and buy some weights
unironially enjoy the taste of unsweetened black coffee 2bh
>>70628495
I'll fucking take care of you in a minute, pal
*starts fluffing a pillow*
you just fucking wait there, mate
*puts the kettle on*
TexMex pepperamis are well nice
>>70628323
women are pretty worthless after 30
>>70628516
I'd say a large amount of people in the world do lad
oranges are well nice
don't reply to me ever again
>>70628518
enjoyed this post
>>70628531
they're meant to be good at being wives and mothers.
>>70628553
umm racist and sexist much??
>>70628581
yeah I guess so
sorry
bored and no motivation to do anything other than nap
can I touch your butt
Charles I or Cromwell, lads?
>>70628643
Cromwell is a literal hero of mine 2bh
>>70628535
yeah but are they though
>>70628553
well that declining physical attributes don't help the wife part
>>70628643
Cromwell so he can finish off the Irish
Friendly reminder to have a drink of water and stay hydrated.
>>70628794
hydrate this
*pisses on your face*
>>70628794
just did before i saw your post
>>70628742
All Americans are part Irish even the blacks
Shame on you
business idea: bacon and tomato sandwich
just signed up for 12 months at the gym
sick of being a fat cunt
>>70628875
ah yes, you spend money so that means you're 100% committed
why didn't I think of that?
https://www.reddit.com/r/blog/comments/5r43td/an_open_letter_to_the_reddit_community/?sort=controversial
comfy :3
fat cunts should be killed
>>70628814
*drinks it*
thanks for the hydration lad
>>70628820
good lad
poo trying to force its way out but im not having it
Someone post the picture of the bearded elderly gentlemen referencing harry potter and star wars in regards to the trump being a fascist
>>70628911
opened the link but decided against reading
l love english boys :3
>>70628993
*pulverises your olive-skinned boipucci with my 5 inch anteater*
hehe
boy...poochy?
>>70629056
b o i p u c c i
>>70628875
I was skinny until I started going to the gym and now I'm fat :(
>>70628910
It will work for me because I'm a stingy jew cunt
>>70629056
poz my neghole
>>70629024
I'm a northern italian, my skin is white
>>70629056
p u c c i... poochy, boy poochy
*rolls eyes*
how is the earth only 2017 years old if dinosaurs existed billions of years ago?
had my beer
time to make breakfast I suppose
>>70629091
jelly of that hairline
shame about the jaw
and shoulders
and brow
When has conservatism ever been on the right side of history?
hmmm ah yes, i recognise this half face as that guy from all the cuck scat porn i watch
>>70629122
umm its 1438 habibi x
gonna start a movement for phimosis acceptance and put an end to phimophobia
>injured
>by that shoe rack
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html
slag should see some of the plugs i get up my arse, she'd be mortified
>>70629155
1792-1815
>>70629155
All the time
well lads?
>>70629179
>slut shaming the "drop"
Shaking my heads
>>70629243
double cheeseburger combo
>>70629243
15 now stop
>>70629243
there are four fries
>>70629243
70, anyone who doesn't get this should honestly fuck off
>>70629298
foy
>>70629179
>a eyewatering video
>a eyewatering
ah yes
the english grammar of an english newspaper
>You overslept again Anon. I called your boss and told him you died in a car accident late last night. I've booked two one-way tickets to Hawaii where we're going to start a new life together. Pack your bags.
>>70629243
15
NOW FUCK OFF
>working
ahh yes the runt life
any clever clogs in?
going to this
wish i was worthy of being loved
>>70629288
>>70629318
>>70629380
25
PEMDAS
>>70629339
how did a retard break into my house and why are you naked?
HOWLING
>>70629421
>DJ's
>Mr. Play
>>70629411
5π/2
JESUS ARMY
>>70629411
differentiate by infinity over zero?
pretty sure that breaks the equation
>>70629298
he just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence
just did a really eggy fart
>>70629428
we all used pedmas you mong
YOU were unable to count 4 sets of chips
ever try and correct me again and Ill end you
>>70629513
yay
>>70629531
somebody didn't get a C or above in GCSE maths
you've gotta keep them separated
>>70629531
its integrate you cretin
HEY, man you disrespectin me?
shitposting on /plg/ lads
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485801353311.webm
>>70629574
>somebody didn't get a C or above in GCSE maths
you don't do differention and integration in GCSE maths
plus I got an A in A-level maths, but that was half a decade ago so I forgot
>>70629553
*rips your trousers down*
*pins you to the floor*
*spreads your legs wide apart*
*buries my nose deep into your arsehole and inhales with extreme enthusiasm*
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*eyes widen and puts arms in the air*
hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
>Theresa May will trigger Brexit on March 9
>>70629618
>I got an A in A-level maths
oooooooooooooooooo check out clever clogs over here
>>70629632
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
>>70629618
>you don't do differention and integration in GCSE maths
yes you do you dribbling mong
>>70629614
imagine if that was your sister
>>70629614
i hope her dad sees this
>>70629411
Well the beers are constants so we can move those outside the integral and we are left with (sin(x))/x dx which we can solve using integration by parts in which uv-intgrl vdu
>>70629428
embarrassing
>>70629669
no you didn't
don't get why you're trying to act like such a bigman over this, its pathetic
>don't get why you're trying to act like such a bigman over this, its pathetic
>>70629628
its all dissipated now sorry
>>70629761
do another! do another!!!!
>>70629758
ah, hatposter too. lol
must be literally 18
>>70629776
just done another for you not even joking
probably the smartest /brit/ lad 2bh
not saying much though haha
London is around 40% White British.
Meaning, out of 10 Londoners:
4 will be white British
1 will be white non-british (likely Irish or Slav)
1 will be a South Asian (Indian, Paki or Bangladeshi)
1 will be any other kind of Asian (East Asian, Central Asian, Arab)
2 will be black
1 will be mixed race
>>70629411
math is for computers
>>70629826
>probably the smartest /brit/ lad 2bh
that would be me
>>70629826
SHUT UP BLUD
>>70629299
>he didn't notice that there is only ONE fry at the bottom
it's 60
>>70629848
foy
>>70629820
errr
get away from me creeper
>>70629848
wtf I love computers now!
peeled off a beast of a toenail yesterday lunchtime, just spat it out after over 24 hours of chewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHZBGidQcEs
>that thigh gap
gonna have a wank
cat-man-dou?
more like ree-man-poo
>>70629979
don't understand this gap meme
>>70629953
screeching
>>70629991
she's also got cameltoe going on if the gap doesn't do it for you
The English Mistery ("Mistery" being an old word for a guild) was a political and esoteric group active in the United Kingdom of the 1930s. A "Conservative fringe group" in favour of bringing back the feudal system,[1] its views have been characterised as "reactionary ultra-royalist, anti-democratic".[2] It was against everything to do with welfare, the London School of Economics, and the United States
They wanted to return leadership to the English aristocracy; a small elite would rule over the English race. Submissive races could be the victim of brutalities and slaughter, but this was a good thing: “Surely, therefore, the time has come to recognise the inevitability of violence and sacrifice, and consciously to select the section or elements in the world or the nation that should be sacrificed”.[8] This way of thinking was not unique, as Stone explains: “The slaughter of primitive peoples as a way of venting the Englishman's excess energy, has been long a mainstay of British imperial thinking.
sang some songs for you lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn_JgK81FuU
>>70629839
Absolutely disgusting
going to go outside and just take a big shit in the middle of the road
wish I was a girl
>>70630175
alri Pajeet haha
>>70630183
*fingers you*
good enough for me lol
>>70630174
I've always thought that if I was going to fuck a man, it'd be a femmy asian
ideas to make money lads?
skills and attributes:
- moderately attractive
- nice
>>70630089
sorry I dont speak argentine :)
>>70630174
he better be over 16 or i'm calling interpol
>>70630232
become my personal assistant and i'll pay handsomely
*winks at you*
>>70630232
prostitute yourself to wealthy old men
>>70630232
gay prostitute
*retires from life*
>>70630232
Learn how2 program lad.
>>70630232
foot slave to lonely women
ring ring
ring ring
hello, yes is that interpol? yes there is an argentine nonce here trying to groom young filipino boys. oh and also you went shit after antics.
>>70630372
>>70630372
WTF DOES GROOM MEAN
he likes milk and im offering him milk
thats it
Hlo Spen, pls fk of
>>70630556
doggo is dreaming rn lads
used to train with this small japanese guy who was very strong but not even that big, just very wiry and defined. He deadlifted something like 3x bodyweight and could do one arm pull ups. Wanna be like him tbqh.
>>70630585
Aha my doggo isnt sleepy
Is there a new or is it just unusually slow rn?
hmm, yes, interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVGieY0W6lY
ideas to make money lads?
skills and attributes:
- moderately attractive
- grades smart
- can get along with normies
- decent programmer (no portfolio though)
- twink like body
- straight (not gay)
>>70630608
gon hit u Spen
>>70630372
>oh and also you went shit after antics.
Turn on the Bright Lights*
>>70630631
just slow and thankfully it's been a comfy thread
dunno where all the aussies are isn't it almost midnight over there?
should be prime aussie funposting time
swiper, I insist that you cease and desist your activities
>>70630666
lmao
Really like the concept of clothes which double as sort of pseudo-armour like in the napeoleonic times
wearing nowt but an open bathrobe
going to bait an image response in the new thread and i guarantee someone will fall for it
>Really like the concept of clothes which double as sort of pseudo-armour like in the napeoleonic times
gf loves it when I bite her bum and shake my head about and make growling noises
>>70630866
FONT
>>70630865
Hat it all you want
business idea: bring chainmail back into fashion
yankenraus
>>70630834
tie it up you poofter, nobody wants to see that
>>70630865
he's right 2bh
business idea: kill yourself for money
The human soul is none other than a human spiritual concept in order to affirm ourself to the world, we ourself have been taught this so that our belief in the afterlife become easier to grasp and understand. Thus making easier to teach that by doing righteous or vile acts will send us to heaven, hell or the void.
The human soul is yet to be proven and we could just walking skeleton meatball with slight intelligence.
>>70630952
what's the point of money if you're dead
>>70630885
*pulls your flappy cap down over your eyes*
>>70630952
whose
What's your favourite non-UK made character of british nationality?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IIfWy-D6m0
we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
>>70630988
i present, the pinnacle of human evolution: the yank
>>70630988
really makes you think
>>70629867
Is that the bloke trying to rival Hercules?
>>70630970
>friends have invited me out tonight
yay
>>70631037
financial domination
is pathetic
>>70631043
>replying to a 35 minute old post
fucking kill yourself
>>70631037
Capping your own post is pathetic
>>70631079
>he has friends
font
>>70631057
Otto rank > Freud
>>70631095
I haven't seen them for months
>>70631084
whats wrong with it
had a weird dream last night where I was going around fondling boobs and all the girls loved it
>>70631164
>>70631164
>>70631164
>>70631164
new one lads
>>70631154
i had a dream where i was just stood there fist fighting an endless horde, not sure where i was in the dream or what influenced it desu
reminder that Ukraine has resumed ethnic cleansing in Donbass and no one cares because they're the Good Guys fighting Tha Evil Onez (russia)