/brit/ more like /shit/

>>70623240
that's funny because I'm 5'7 and have had plenty of girlfriends

Bird bird bird

Bird is the word

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>the absolute state of yank politics

>>70623289
hello alan

doing a squizz on grindr
not impressed

>>70623326
who's alan?

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http://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/1/30/14219498/loneliness-hurts

>>70623311
Medicare and Medicaid were around long before Obamacare

I found my crazy bone heads

>>70623311
bernie sanders still trying to relevant?

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This is what leftism leads to.

>>70623354
>vox

bin thyself

>>70623364
unlike trump, sanders is actually a politician

>>70623371
transhumanism here we come

>>70623388
ah yes that would explain why Trump actually achieves things and Sanders just talks about achieving things

>>70623371
Scientific advancement which benefits humanity?

>>70623400
that's a chimera you pile of refuse

>>70623371
nah fuck off
Genetic experimentation is a good thing.

What a shame they aborted it 4 months in, though.
They should've let it be born just to see if it would survive.

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>>70623423
brother...

there was some pigs...

>>70623371
We should be doing that

With that you have the ability to grow organs that are an exact genetic copy of your own meaning that should you ever need a transplant you won't have to worry about rejection and taking dozens of immunosuppressants everyday so your body doesn't reject the organ

morning lads

just had breakfast, coffee and a fag as usual

>playing god

is there no limit to the degeneracy of the wh*te race?

>>70623474
>not playing god

fuck off christcuck

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business idea: atlantropa

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give me karma

>>70623477
not sure why that's a bad thing
if there is a god, he doesn't fucking care

>>70623491
that would be a terrible idea

>>70623497
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)

>>70623388
Bernie Sanders has been in congress since 1990 and never once authored or cosponsered any legislation at all let alone anything that would help bring about his dream of free shit for everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQr8m4Z-NVU

Trump: shit
Obama: shit
Bush: shit
Clinton: good
Bush: shit
Carter: shit
Ford: shit
Nixon: shit

>>70623516
I know what a politician does

>>70623533
>Nixon: shit
umm no sweetie xxx

>>70623454

Harrowing.

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>>70623533
Windsor: best

>>70623491
good idea, bet the world will have to do one of these land engineering projects in the future

>>70623533
*deposits 50p into your shill account*

>>70623513
>power
>farmland
>employment
>european cooperation
sounds good to me

REPOSTING

so my gf bought me:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00EUSMFPQ/

and

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00X741TB0/

now the problem isthe music I like doesn't come out on vinyl - found a websiote where you email the guy 17 minutes of audio per side and for 50 dollars he makes it for you - is this an ok price? generally how does sound quality compare between spotify and vinyl?

>>70623532
Russian is such a hideous sounding language

>>70623339
Ah yes being talked about during your absence. The burden of being an influential member of /brit/ I guess
PS. I'm 5'8 and have shagged more girls tjan men in your genealogical tree did in generations. Thank you very much.

>>70623565
>now the problem isthe music I like doesn't come out on vinyl

never heard of this problem

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THAILAAAAAAAAD

>>70623557
would be a complete ecological disaster in the mediterranean
and you can't grow stuff on what used to be a seabed

>>70623491
>making it even easier to get from Africa to Europe

hmm yes, excellent

How long til the Northern Powerhouse finally kicks in?

am nigerian prince
need $4,000 to see my family
159 people have already donated $25 so your final contribution makes all the difference
send bitcoin or bank transfer

Forgot reagan, who was also shit

>>70623592
yung lean, plan b (newer albums) and spooky black

>>70623579
I hope you're not serious

>>70623607
at the time africa was still under european control

>>70623635
I am being 100% serious

Only Arabic sounds worse

>>70623616
bitcoin address to send 4k to? I can't fucking sell them without interacting with people anyway, send address now and I';;ll send bitcoin in like 45 minutes when I'm back from the shops

>>70623640
still is now just by different means

>>70623626
tragic, sorry I asked

Just bought some height increasing shoes lads, extra 3 inches will take me to 5'11, so you can't call me a manlet any more

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> got blocked on grindr again after showing my face
haha fucking homos :^)

>>70623656
it's under chinese control now

>>70623610
it already has

manchester has a shitload of construction

IRAQ LOBSTER

>>70623666
>tfw blocked after showing my personality

*posts a train*

any other railfans in the house?

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she's here to date me da

>>70623651
Russian is the best sounding language IMO ahead of Chinese, and French

>>70623718
wanna here some chinese?

*throws a bunch of ceramic plates down the stairs*

blading manlet being this insecure

>>70623653
1JpfcKtyL2WejWgi9rigc1rT3htKWCZdJB
god bless you child

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chuné

https://youtu.be/X6MxGJ7qxck

So today was chatting with this late 50s american colleague. Guy's been living here for 14 years and hasn't really returned to the US since. He was saying how the last election showed that people are willing to elect a black president but not a woman yet and that it's sad. I nuanced it by the fact that it also depends on who they were competing against and that she won the popular vote anyway but he wouldn't have it. He also said that all the social progress of theblast decades will come to a stop in the nexg five years, I just said that it will be interesting to watch at least (and silently thought thatbit would be nice not to have a WW and random freedom bombings on arab countries, hopefully).
My point is that the guy seemed like a very genuine liberal blue pill and he doesn't heven have any interest in being so (white guy from Minesota in his fifties who lives a comfie lifestyle here and is preparing his retirement). It's quite cute tbqh albeit he lacks some information from darker places of the internet, since he doesn't really have contacts with the US and gets mostbof his information from the NY times and such.

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this is the best meme to ever come out of 4chan

So today was chatting with this late 50s american colleague. Guy's been living here for 14 years and hasn't really returned to the US since. He was saying how the last election showed that people are willing to elect a black president but not a woman yet and that it's sad. I nuanced it by the fact that it also depends on who they were competing against and that she won the popular vote anyway but he wouldn't have it. He also said that all the social progress of theblast decades will come to a stop in the nexg five years, I just said that it will be interesting to watch at least (and silently thought thatbit would be nice not to have a WW and random freedom bombings on arab countries, hopefully).
My point is that the guy seemed like a very genuine liberal blue pill and he doesn't heven have any interest in being so (white guy from Minesota in his fifties who lives a comfie lifestyle here and is preparing his retirement). It's quite cute tbqh albeit he lacks some information from darker places of the internet, since he doesn't really have contacts with the US and gets mostbof his information from the NY times and such.

>>70623784
Agreed

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Need a (You) BADLY

>70623780
awful post

>>70623785
good post

>>70623240

WTF? Back to /pol/ with your Nazi frogs you fascist.

V

>>70623785
>not seeing where he's going with this new gimmick
>he didn't change a single word
>it's like a shittier, lazier, more australian version of the oldest gimmick in 4chan where you paste a post but change some words
>ah yes indeed yes yes

on this bus right now, watching some bent runt post on /int/

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Told my work colleges in December that Trump would be a very moderate POTUS and there was no reason to get hysterical

>70623819
shan't be getting one from me

wont be giving him a single you

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>Algerian 01/31/17(Tue)21:01:27 No.70623863 ▶
>>>70623785 (You)
>>not seeing where he's going with this new gimmick
>>he didn't change a single word
>>it's like a shittier, lazier, more australian version of the oldest gimmick in 4chan where you paste a post but change some words
>>ah yes indeed yes yes

>ah yes post-modern gimmicks that make nosense whatsoever
Alri Shia

>>70623892
>acknowledgement in any way
you're doing it wrong

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>>70623879
I've been saying since the primaries that he was going to get elected
ya'll laughed at me, ya'll called me crazy
WELL WHOS CRAZY NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YEEEEEEEHAWWWWW

This is probably the year that the Queen dies...

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Not really sure of these newer building designs where there's a lot of glass

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the gf just sent me this

>>70623983
>she

>>70623887
>him
tfw they speak of me like their mother's bf who beats the shit out of them when he comes home drunk but who is the breadwinner and whom their mother loves, so being passive-agressive is all they have
>don't even look at him, jeffrey

>>70623996
jealous

was on about the canadian who was gagging for a (you)

algerian's got a bit of a persecution complex hasnt he

>>70624007
it's fine mate, everyone else got it

>>70624007
most nonwhites do desu

>Jeremy Corbyn: 'Margaret Thatcher was on the wrong side of history when she supported Apartheid just as Theresa May is on the wrong side of history today'

Conserva-tards blown the fuck out

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>>70623717

>>70624025
so that's why pol is full of non whites

business idea: don't introduce the gf to the family
ever

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me on the left

>>70624042
what has are Tim been up to these days?

hope he's enjoying his new flat

>>70624074
haha
though that was a cross of burgundy from the thumb

who wants to come around and give my willy the ol' lickeroo x

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>>70624033
>a 90 day travel ban from countries with literal warzones is equivalent to apartheid

>>70623979
where's that? i think it looks quite nice, although i'm not a fan of a tiny outcrop in the middle of low buildings. i guess it has to start somewhere though

>>70624101
me
*jets over to Australia*

now im not racist but

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there are more nonwhite british youtubers than there are white british youtubers

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hard to be racist when your race barely qualifies as a human being you fucking mick monkey

suck ya mum

>>70624110
Iran is not a warzone

>>70623666
>signed up to grindr jacked up on twink porn
>had a face pic as my profile picture
>in 1 hour got about 60 messages
>didn't reply to a single meesage and deleted my profile
>ever since then theres one guy on my road that i didn't reply to that always stares at me when i walk past him

Don't mind me lads, just here to harvest me (You) s

>>70624154
Americuck

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doing an activism

Might start a radical centrist general on /pol/

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>>70624115
very near deansgate and the river medlock on what was a car park
though it's still under construction

>>70624180
will join you

however the brainlet pavement apes will most likely just start spamming misconceptions

>>70624144
> that last part
lmao i am deathly afraid of that

Lads, I have a question
>>70622440
>>70622440
>>70622440

>>70624185
more like deanogate

>>70624174
pawns
complete fucking pawns

>>70624214
nobody wears those shoes ever unless you're a 60 year old man

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Love the pose of my latest match in this pic lads. Think I'll make her one of the GFs. I don't care that she's 31. She knows the way to mu heart tbqh.

Do any of you guys live in tents? I'm planning on living in a tent. I'm still searching for the right tent tho...

>>70624174
Ahh yes patronizing a company that profits off of slave labour on coffee plantations in the third world

She's sure sticking it to the man!

off to the grim town of stevenage

>>70624139
Iran is an internationally recognized sponsor of terrorism, who's citizens chant "death to America", and has as recently as last year held American military members for ransom.

>>70624275
Biggest sponsor of terrorism in the world is America

>>70624275
>Iran is an internationally recognized sponsor of terrorism
That's saudi barbaria. Until you grow the balls to put them on a list, shut the fuck up KEK

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>>70623979
hopefully it'll make the beecham tower stick out less

fucking big playstation 2 looking shite

What clothes do I need for my first """professional""" job lads? So far I own one suit, a few shirts, two ties, a couple of pairs of smart trousers, and some smart shoes - is that enough?

>>70624315
>KEK
And by that I mean C U C K

>>70624174
wot

>>70624315
they support both hezbollah and the houthis

>>70624315
there's more than one "internationally recognized sponsor of terrorism" dumbfuck
also Saudi Arabia ISN'T internationally recognized for various political reasons mainly involving military alliances and oil.

mad to think about that human-pig chimera
it's kind of depressing to see so many species dying off but if we can engineer species just for the fuck of it that'd be pretty cool

dont reply to it lads

>>70624323
yeah
they're also building something near where granada studios used to be
and also a whole bunch of things where the old bbc oxford road studios were I think

and lots of other stuff

>>70624345
Add three other suits (black, blue, grey, brown) and shave everyday. That'll impress them.

You all smell

Hey, wanna catch up? Which one do you prefer, costa or the 'bucks?

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>tfw got my height measured at the gym today
>5'11.6
>literally believed I was 6 foot for years

FUCKS SAKES

>>70624360
>hezbollah and the houthis
Which are not terrorist organizations but resistance organization, which is the heart of the matter of why you're a fucking C U CK. Again shut the fuck up.

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>tfw I'm 6'3"
>tfw I'm not even male

>>70624447
MtF doesn't count

>>70624361
>also Saudi Arabia ISN'T internationally recognized
>by the US
>for various political reasons mainly involving military alliances and oil
>and us being fucking C U C K s

>>70624447
pls b in brussels

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>9am lectures every day
>hangover every morning
ah yes

>>70624447
not even a country either

>>70624493
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/internationally

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morning lads

>>70624444
>resistance movements
i'm sure isis and their supporters call themselves a resistance movement as well

>>70624447
M O M M Y

>>70624571
alri

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>>70624520

Business idea: invade iceland

>>70624606
alri

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>black people are better than white people at music and are more athletic, as well as having larger penises
are we sure blacks aren't the master race fucking kek

>>70624616
get some frozen party mixes, yeah

*smiles at you, biting my lip shyly*

>>70624444
>The Arab League,[46] United States,[47] France,[48] the Gulf Cooperation Council,[49][50] Australia,[51] Canada,[52] the Netherlands,[53] and Israel[54] have classified Hezbollah as a terrorist organization.

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>le based Assad

Iran and Assad literally killed more US soldiers in one attack than ISIS and Al Qaeda have combined.

>>70624393
I'm going to go for fashionable stubble desu. It's a risky move seeing as it might just make me look like I can't be arsed shaving, but I've already got the job, so fuck em.

/circlejerk/

>>70624651
the based assad memes are pushed by russian proxys, ignore them

>>70624630
>strong
>athletic
>breed well
>born entertainers

This is everything a good slave should be.

>>70624665
where the fuck even is Guacamole anyway?
don't answer, I'm taking the piss

>BBC discussing the new doctor who
>"some people have suggested the new doctor be from an ethnic minority"
>left cuck the newsreader is interviewing agrees and thinks it's a great idea

And we have to pay A license fee for this leftist cuck shit

>>70624628
alri

>>70624581
Yeah so do a lot of genuine resistance movements, and there's this thing called critical thinking that allows us to discern them.
>Hezbollah and houtis are comaprable to ISIS
Is what you're basically saying. I want you to write it, you circumsized-dick-sucking C U C K

>>70624665
Hello Blue Nigeria

>>70624630
>short tempered
>violent
>shit hair
>naturally more smelly

nah

>>70624668
Reckon /pol/ genuinely believes it though.

Amazing how people so informed on the state of the world still fall into the "enemy of my enemy" trap.

*posts a controversial topic of discussion*

>>70624687
what's wrong with doctor who being played by an ethnic minority

Chess time

Note that I haven't wanked for more than 24 hours so my third eye is positively FLUTTERING

https://en.lichess.org/U6lqqdVa

>>70624745
joined and then left just to fuck with you x

>>70624695
""""""""""""""""""""""""""genuine resistance movements"""""""""""""""""""""""

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P_Pvo1E5Pc

new reviewbrah

>>70624654
Yeah like evry other disposable twenty-something at the office.
Seriously shaving daily and wearing a suit is a small investment that has huge rewards down the line (promotion, people trusting you, sex, etc.). Pareto principle.

>>70624687
Doctor Hussein hahahahaha

can someone sum up the FIllon scandal for me

>>70624757
mean x

>>70624757
How rude

New game

https://en.lichess.org/qwUWiC6k

6'2" masterrace checking i-

>>70624447
nice.

>>70624792
Stole 340k euros from the eu parliament

>>70624785
I don't think I'm completely disposable desu, the job I'm getting is linked with a PhD I'll be doing at the same time, and I get the feeling that now they've selected me they won't want to go through the whole interview process again to find someone else who's qualified. Plus, one of the blokes who interviewed me, who will be my line manager, is also a twenty something with fashionable stubble, so it'll probably be alright.

>>70624841
>the job I'm getting is linked with a PhD
>being a Ph.D. Student
>a job
>kekekek
I used to call it a job when I was doing a Ph.D. in the industry too

>>70624815
Thats not very much

>Donald Trump has fired the acting US attorney general after she questioned the legality of his immigration ban.

literally hitler

>>70624841
you're taking advice on how to look from an absolute disaster...

wish my mum still made me jam sandwiches

>>70624903
>after she refused to do her job as protest against a policy she disagrees with

If you refuse to do your job of course you will get fired.

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>>70624903

I have amazon prime for a month
wat do

Really struggle to understand extroverts, lads
The gf's plans for Saturday got cancelled and last night she was getting all depressed and weird and needy about it because she'll have to be alone while I play golf
I fucking love being alone, meanwhile a whole week before she has to do it for a bit has her completely turned around
Mental, really

>>70624888
Well I'll be getting a £30k salary as well, so I think it qualifies as a job. To be honest I didn't even want to do a PhD, I was just applying for any research jobs that were >£25k, and this was the one that happened to give me the job. The field of the PhD isn't even something I'm particularly interested in, at least not yet.

>>70624922
You're telling me than an Algerian who lives in Thailand and spends all his day on an anonymous Mongolian imageboard isn't the right person to take advice from? Scandalous advice.

>>70623589
>I'm 5'8

K E K
E
K

that's good bait, you're gonna catch at least 3 (You)s from that

>>70624745
>Note that I haven't wanked for more than 24 hours so my third eye is positively FLUTTERING

>meet people from around the world and talk about cultures!

>>70624975
watch The Grand Tour
order heavy items that would otherwise have large shipping fees

how come you cant "feel" cold water like you can feel warm water

eg you can put your hand ovre a warm water and "feel" the warmth but you cant feel the coldth

really feeling the benefits of edging, got incredible wood right now

>>70625036
>order heavy items that would otherwise have large shipping fees
that's only half the trick

return them too
>>70625055
> coldth

HOWLING

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>coldth

>>70624985
Yeah research jobs in the UK pay pretty well (in France, you'd get 20-25k€ for instance) but you also have a lot of taxes and less benefits.
All in all a Ph.D. is tough but you'll be very happy once it's done. You'll be able to work where you want. My brit friend who works here makes even more money than he did in the UK, consults for the UN on the side and shit. Also you'd be able to go to say Qatar/Kuwait for a year and get a nice 150-200k$ tax free to fund your deano goals. All in all it's nice to see a brit member who is doing something of his life.

>>70625055
because heat radiates and cold doesn't

was only outside for 2 minutes getting a little something from the food van and I'm actually shivering from the coldth

>>70625123
>because heat radiates and cold doesn't
shocking thermodynamics in this thread

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>coldth

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@70625083
@70625097
@70625136
>haha lol coldth!! XD

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I thought /pol/ was bad before but Trump seems to have turned every American into a dribbling retard.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coldth

>>70625112
Well I still don't really know what my job prospects after the PhD will be, besides academia. My background is in psychology (notoriously terribly paid), but the job and PhD is technically in engineering (even though I know absolutely nothing about engineering), where people make shitloads of money. I'll just play it by ear and see how things go. Cheers lad, although I was quite happy being a zero-hours contract barman and living with my parents, taking time off to travel when I wanted. Can't do that forever though I guess.

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I went out with a girl for a whole year when I was 16/17 and didnt fuck her

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>made new friends at uni
>they all wanna go to the beach on the weekend
>mfw skinnyfat

Today's ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me0VMLYilVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPSQXOe9pbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A2-6N7GFgk

>>70625241
creasing

>having "friends" that "go to the beach"
neck yourself

>>70625241
why

would do anything to go back to 16 and lose my virginity at a normal age

>>70625252
you a poof or something? nobody cares

however if you ever cross paths with me I'm going to break your skull for being a runty skinnyfat CUNT

>>70624976
Girl I knew told me about how she gets really random and hyper sometimes at parties and starts forcing shy people to talk and it's funny cos they get overwhelmed and nervous.

Seemed to think I would be impressed by her humiliating introverts or something even though she knows I am one.

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who /dailypolitics/ here?

>>70625271
t. depressed neet
>>70625295
i care more than anybody because its DISGUSTING and i dont wanna DISGUST everybody else ;-^)

>>70625265
>>70625291
looking back she was frigid as fuck

she still sucked me off loads of times though so it wasnt THAT bad right

I fell for the tranny meme and now I can't get an erection

>>70625252
>make friend during differential equations tutorials
>invites me to go to the pub and play pool after
>politely refuse
>never go to any of that subject's lectures or tutorials again
Luckily the class was a "pass the exam, pass the subject" sort of deal, and I smashed the exam

I lost my virginity at 18 but when people ask I pretend I lost it at 16 to the village bike

>>70625324
you're fucking right it's disgusting

not even slugs are as repulsive as the slug-like skinnyfat body

>>70625303
Probably didn't think about what your reaction would be until you made it

>>70625346
isn't anyone digusted by you telling them you fucked ur mum??

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this intro looks good bet its going to be a kids show or something

>>70625369
wew

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>>70625354
i'm actually more on the "steve reeves-skinnyfat" side of the scale my boy

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>>70625324
>DISGUSTING

not even acknowledging that post you disgusting antipodean earthworm

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Eradicated the YANK

>>70625387
never reply to me again you skinnyfat WORM

>>70623565
coded vinyl and then vinyl emulation software. you can call it fake or whatever, but no one can tell different. if you dont have any mixing equipment, i guess paying 50 bucks is an option. cant for the life of me understand why though. if the music you like does not come on vinyl, it was not intended to be listened to through vinyl

Documentary idea: Stacey Dooley and Dom Littlewood investigate /brit/

>>70625418
pics of your abs or i'll fuck you until you love me

>>70625365
Well i said it sounded like attention seeking and she threw a fit.

>>70625369
Only works when africans make these insults

>>70625441
Well that was smart

ah yes, protesting against a democratically elected leader...of a foreign nation...in london...

very...impressive...

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can't believe he was gay

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>tfw no qt 6'4" brit bf who tells me that belgium is a non-country

>making friends at uni

>doing things

>>70625487
you got asthma mate

Really fucking had it with these kiwis

>>70625487
My uni is the middle of nowhere in the countryside and we had hundreds of lefties trotting (haha) around central campus with witty little signs, giving themselves all a pat on the back for sticking it to the man.

Absolute runts

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>ah yes, protesting against a democratically elected leader...of a foreign nation...in london...

very...impressive...

we need a new hitler except instead of eradicating jews he'll eradicate all the revolting skinnyfat insects

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Out of the cold now lads, time to get comfy and watch some ANIME

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>he has a big dick
i've got bad news for you son
you're not white

>>70625487
alri Stevie off of Malcolm in the Middle

>>70625552
oh dear i FUCKED IT

I was watching Winterwatch out of one eye the other night and Chwis Packham held up a sign that said "Incredibly Smug" and I was hoping someone on /brit/ took a screenshot of it

I'll have a look on iPlayer if not

Name the band who sang the following song

>BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>I want you in my room
>We'll spend the night together
>Together in my room
>BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

>>70625565
cannot imagine the level of autism it would take to sit there and make this, save it, repost it.

venga boys

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you wake up to find this creature bouncing on your cock

what do you do?

>>70625596
haha oh dear, nah, you're mistaken mate
I asked are Chwis to hold up a sign to describe your mum after he anal fucked her so I'd know if it was worth it
he must've written an 'm' instead of an 'n'

>>70625642
go back to sleep

>>70625642
I liked her song "Bouquet"

>>70625055
Heat energy will flow from hot to cold, but not from cold to hot. Warm water (above room temperature) will radiate heat upwards into the air, cold water will make the air radiate heat downwards into it. If you put your hand slightly above the cold water, the air should feel colder.

>>70625642
immediately go flaccid and roll away

>>70625635
Benga, boy.

>>70625635
Vengaboys

lib dems chatting like anyone cares what they think

>>70625635
aquaboys

>>70625640
Very good

>>70625669
Close!

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>computer, make 1000 sentient Deanna Trois shitting liquid diarrhea into a giant cube with funnel directly into my mouth
>slowly release cyanide gas into the room and inject morphine into my bloodstream
>disengage safety protocols

>>70625567
LITTLE

>>70625695
you'd think he would've disengaged safety protocols before he started

>>70625747
depends, if he can get away with that with safety protocols on, god knows what's gonna happen with them off

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what's for lunch lads

Best nu-metal band?
Best nu-metal song?

>>70625797
roast beef and haslet sarnies

>>70625805
is there a vegan option?

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*loads the latest batch of (You)s into the mine cart*
*slips a couple into my jacket pocket before sending it off down the track*

>>70625852
there's some lettuce in there as well

going to a lecture then when i get back im gonna do a wank
thoughts?

>>70625487
>Didn't get the most votes

Since the likes of the Mail throws an autistic shit fit about muh will of the people with Brexit I'm surprised they don't care he didn't win the popular vote.

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Diana was pregnant from Al Fayed at the time of her death

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and the SAS assassinated her

just measured the ol' phimotic cock

>>70625799
Tool
Anaema

Business idea: let the USA do whatever they want until it starts affecting us

>>70626055
but how will people know I'm against nazis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2okLFw9TIEI

who /woke/ here?

>>70626024
well?

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>Valentines Day in 6 days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbDqQwBYcWo
unironically pure choonage

>>70626142
14 you mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8

>go on /wsg/
>"describe your current relationship or marriage with a gif"
>le funny gif of dancing parrots
what the fuck how did i not see this reddit infestation right under our noses. Webm was a mistake

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Going 21 this Friday
not doing anything to celebrate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1AC_k9izjY

>it's a depressed irish NEET episode

>>70626212
not NEET in uni

>describing the president of the US as an enemy on national television

BBC needs to be closed down

>>70626200
only normie twats would be upset by this
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Russian offensive underway in Eastern Ukraine

>>70626268
its kind of upsetting when every other week I see pictures on facebook of someone I knows 21st

>really want a shy average looking intelligent bookish jumper-wearing gf
>the only girls interested in me are council house trash turbonormans
Is it because I'm black?

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FRESH thread
>>70626304
>>70626304
>>>70626304

>>70626307
>uni
>facebook
>knowing people
FONT lmao

Haven't wanked in 29hrs

>>70626280
Ukraine isn't a real country
and neither is belarus

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>>70626258
>BBC is state owned
>the British government has declared the President of the United States an enemy

hmm

>>70626268
birthdays are for self loathing, drinking can be done any day of the week

>>70626024
stats? my phimocock is 7" la, feels good because it used to look smaller when I was fat haha

>>70626406
that's why I measured it actually, I've lost a fuck tonne of weight
I was just wanking and thought it looked very prominent