/cum/

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>2% or go home

>watter

both are pretty good, tbqh


>>70621306

I hope trump cuts off our waterway, you thieving bastards

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>>70621310
https://comeniuscomecloser.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/watter.jpg

>>70621348
W A H A H

A

H

A

H

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y/n?

>>70621193
>not using contraceptives

i haven't eaten a burger in 13 years

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>>70621285
>Heinz
Remember friends, ALWAYS make it Heinz. Don't settle for less!

>>70621416

*deports*

>>70621423
dont stop pumping that water boy

>>70621423
i dont like how soft the meat is
>>70621422
ketchup is gross

>>70621422
>The H. J. Heinz Company, or Heinz, is an American food processing company with world headquarters in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

t. shill

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>>70621436

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>ketchup is gross

>>70621475
This.

>>70621439
Be sure to try Heinz mustard as an alternative
>>70621440
N-Not at all. I am just spreading the word

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please no

i'm too young to become a martyr

>>70621567
post more anime u slut

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anime?

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anime

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>>70621567
A FUCKING KETCHUP BOTTLE

>>70621596

wtf? I HATE Heinz now!

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>>70621596
>giant eagle
based
>>70621578
anime

>>70621663
>3 patties

fat whore

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anime

riveting thread

>>70621674
cute

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anime navel

>>70621735
I want to lick that!

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FOOD

..

...

..

.


REVIEW

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>>70621795
would you lick the lint out too

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>>70621735

>>70621872
i would suck and savor it

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>>70621933
yum
I love anime navels

>>70621933
>>70621982
HNNGGGG

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How do I get a girlfriend like this?

>>70622103
rub your hands together and say the magic word

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>>70622120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

These magic words?

>>70622146
don't you know that stinky dung-dropping donk squeezes out slimy dukie deuce drops you fucking freak

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>>70622449
I love the ass but I am disgusted by anal "sex". Does that make sense?

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I wish I was special

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>>70622631

Make America great again

>saw that non stick coating on tv 5 years ago that would let you get all of the katchup out of the katchup bottle
>still haven't seen it in use yet
Looks like the katchup companies bought out the formula and burried it
that extra teaspoon of katchup stuck in the bottle adds up

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This thread is boring(LOL)

I'm gonna miss you guys even though I haven't been posting much

/Grandpa Hours/

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How would a child of six (when cub scouts start in France) even know that she was transgender, and that it exceeded more than simply being a temporary tomboy? This decision is idiotic, and all it's doing is pander to childless liberals. Parents enroll children in the boy scouts for the very reasons that it's one of the last remaining non-degenerate environments for a children to grow up in.
America, you do know that you're raising a generation of children that'll believe in things as dumb as "well I feel like a boy and I'm 6, therefore I must make the life-changing decision to chop off my pussy :))))"?

>>70621359
I haven't played a lot but how can you get a lot of creatures in graveyard early?

>>70623976
Canada did something similar years ago thanks to some fucking bored lesbians in Toronto. It used to be The Boy Scouts of Canada and a seperate group called The Girl Guides (which still exists and is for girls only) but this lesbian couple's daughter decided she wanted to be a boy scout so they sued and now it's a co-ed organisation just called "Scouts Canada. "

>>70623443
you joining da army bud

>>70623976
you wouldn't know being that you aren't transgender
whoda thunk

>>70624414
>being that you aren't transgender

Neither are any 6 year olds.

>>70624414
>that you aren't transgender
Precisely, and I know that by virtue of being 20 now, and able to survey who it is I am.
Why would you juxtapose things that the whole depth of only an adult might know, to something for children, here being the Boy Scouts? Why confuse a child with the attributes of transgender issues, or any such thing to a child that doesn't even know yet what I might mean, and why insinuate that being close to things girls might be affectionate for means that you're a girl?
Really asking for more trouble than can be chewed on.

>>70624300
Dang.
My worst fears for french Boy Scouts.

>>70624476
You don't think it's possible that a 6 year-old might have the brain chemistry which might lead themselves to believe that they are the wrong gender? Whether or not they should have the ability to act on that sensation is another story, but I certainly think it's possible that transgender people may ''exist''' at probably any developmental stage.

>>70624590
>to a child that doesn't even know yet
I knew I was straight when I was 9
to know one's sexual identity is not a unique adult attribute, on the other hand, I developed further sexually in later adolescence, so I wouldn't say my 9 year old self was 100% indicative of what my mature self would become

>>70624670
>my 9 year old self was 100% indicative of what my mature self would become
So are you able to delve into my field of vision then about why it angers me that we need to hammer it into children these morals about transgenders when this of them won't know what their future selves will be.

>>70624770
It's not saying "you're a fag now, you're a fag forever, you can only suck dicks now". It's merely accepting that such sexual discrepancies exist and making them less taboo. If someone feels like they are the other gender, I don't see any reason to deny them the right to act that out desire if they are otherwise mentally competent. On the contrary, restricting them is more damaging. At a young age, they might not be able to tell with certainty that they are transgender, I admit, but it may be worse to force someone into a gender in which they don't really belong.

So the Quebec shooting was a false flag right?
Reading some shit about how a visit by Marine LePen to Canada radicalized him lmao

Ah!

I saw a dream today.
I was in America, in state Virginia, in countryside I guess, it was very beatifil
And I walked at road, and then I saw a Donald Trump, he gave me a handshake
Is this the sign?

>>70625605
Dreams are meaningless.

Threw up through the night yesterday, and was able to clean it all up before cradling myself back to sleep.
Pretty proud of myself.

>>70624084
google armored skaab,splinterfright,mulch. those are some staples that i run but i have more

>>70623976
They'll probably just take their kids out and put them in a church youthgroup or a different organization.

It's pretty stupid though, the girl scouts that had open queers also were also the most fucked up troops tbhqhwyfamalam

>>70625966
impressive
last time i threw up drunk I fell back asleep too fast to make sense of anything but my friends cleaned it up for me
good guys

>>70626372
anal y/n?

>>70626399
n

>>70625605
The stars say that you will realize an item that was lost that had significance to you, and it will make you re-think how you treated someone earlier in your life. This is better advice than lucky numbers.

If you're going to do one thing this year, then consider taking the advice of someone who knows you, but that you're not all that close with. But that doesn't mean you have to go whole hog on the first idea that comes into your head.

If you think you might be ready for a big change, you need to have confidence in yourself. Come to peace with the fact that sometimes things don't go your way.

You may not realize it, but your Neptune is falling, which means that you should never give up on men or women who are Gemini which is as likely as not to break your heart, whether or not you believe it. You know what your heart says. Trust that instinct. Seek out something beautiful and keep it for yourself.

There's no reason today can't be the start of something new. You can do it by just looking out for the people around you and keeping a close watch on how that makes you feel. You have all the power you need right within you. Just tap into it.There's every reason to hesitate, but if your heart says to take action, maybe you should listen.

Accept the support of an old flame to just tell you what you want to hear. Tomorrow is always another day, but so was yesterday, so you can't always count on that. Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.

Why not help out a close friend in need. Answering questions for others will answer questions for yourself, and you'll come to terms with a question from your past.

Are you considering going back to school? This year you'll find is the day you became YOU and you'll know what to do. You shouldn't trust everything you see today -- though you need to make sure that you're not just a knee-jerk skeptic either.

>70625876
Fuck off faggot

>>70626435
reported

>>70626457
>american posts

why do americans put their fries in a plastic cup?

>>70626508
If you knew anything about americans, you'd also know the entire paper bag is filled with fries too

>>70626508
y not?

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>I forgot my green card confirmation number

>>70626800
I don't even know my SS#

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>wooow anon, so you talk to people from the countries of North america?
>That s incredible! what sort of intelligent and cultural conversations do you have?

Why american police shot niggers but never shot asians?

>>70627090
aint no thang but a chicken wang playa

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>>70627024
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP (in Chinese)

>>70627090
Asians tend to obey the law unless they're SEA. Even they're smart enough to know how to not get shot.

tfw browsing memes at worl

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>>70627024
>having intelligent conversations
>

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FUCK HOW DO I CURE A FUCKING HANGOVER

>>70628114
weed and pussy

>>70628114
yoga

>>70628114
Drink water while you're drinking you dummy

>>70628114
drink enough water while you're drunk

>>70628114
that's a big mouth

>>70628181
delet this

>>70628181
THIS a thousand times

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stay out of my home island you "american" pieces of shit

>>70621285
saying this out loud will cause a civil war between the coasts OP.

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>Go shower
>Bf sneaks into the bathroom
>Steps in the shower while I'm soaping up my dong
>hfw

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>>70628474

>>70628344
kek most of those americans most likely were getting into shit they had no business getting into.
>>70628474
he was just giving you a jock check. Coach used to do it to us in school. That's is why he is in jail now.

Why is there so much faggotry on imageboards?

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>>70628344
>843

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>>70628509
t. jealous

>>70628570
Because

>>70628570
Because /lgbt/ is shit

>>70628570
>tfw no russian boipussy to stretch

>>70628570
Because society ostracize them

This is their safe space

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>>70628680
This is neither safe nor a space as it is a website where I do not physically exist in, therefore I can reasonably conclude that you's a big gayboi

>>70628625
why is? Is it because of new wave gays, or another reason?
>>70628570
no clue, but I noticed the countries with the largest anti gay sentiment tend to have more, aka Russia and the US(mostly in most parts, people really hate gays, especially here where I live at.)

>>70628739
Because of the trannies and the tumblr-ites. Most of the gaybois there are just there to shitpost

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>70628842
i wish a nigga would

>>70628842
get lost you fucking freak

>>70628842
blacked

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>>70628842
AYYYY ES MI AMANTE DE ESPAÑA CON PROXY
COMO ANDAN LAS COSAS MI POBRECITO
QUIERO QUE ME CAIGAS BIEN PERO ERES DEMASIADO EXTRAÑO

five guys is overrated

harveys and burger priest are better burger chains

my stomach hurts
somebody give it a good ol rub to make it feel better

love yourselves hecking lovebags

>70629247
>70629247
*punches you in the stomach*

>>70629263
i was about to post that!!

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homemade burgers desu

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>>70629217
it is. all you do is pay a shit ton for the bigger but it isnt really as good as in n out.
>>70629247
hot and spicy stomachs

my burgers are better

*whips out more tasty burger*

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>>70629247
Sounds like someone needs a good dicking

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TRUPENREICH

ANACHLUSS NOW

>>70629498
>wanting more blue states

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BITCH, don't pretend like you got no applejuice

>>70629547
I have tea

>>70629547
cranberry juice>apple juice
no i am not a woman on her period

You are all a bunch of fucking niggers

>>70629579
>no i am not a woman on her period
bullSHIT

>>70629623
noo racism plz

>>70629579
Cran-Apple is better than both of those things

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>>70629547
Fuck yer apple juice

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>>70629666
>why yes i do consume energy drinks

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>noo racism plz

tea is best drink

>>70629740
i made that pic

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>>70629721
Le energy drink joo is a meme
>>70629792
Dumb Limey get off the proxy

but you are a mexican though. even lower than any nigger

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>>70629808
Is that true?

>>70629846
Turkish tea is the best

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>>70629858
t. Jaquan

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Some guy on the HWNDU stream has said milk and chicken tendies are racist

stop drinking milk

>>70629862
no :^)
I just want to steal pics
hehehe

>>70629954
Fuck off Varg

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>>70630145
Stop telling people to fuck off.

>>70629914
t. Oaxaca jorgito la wea fome matamoros

I need a kiss right NOW

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BECOME PAGAN

>>70621285
5 guys and in and out is what happened to ur mum

LMAO

I am so cool

>>70630264
LOL!

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>>70630292
>I am so cool

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>>70630240
I dont know rick, seem like a false religion

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>>70621285
5 guys a shit, In-n-Out master race

>>70626542
jejejejeejej

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>>70630240
*burns down a church*

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>>70630264
Canadar bringing le heat.

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>>70630428
I have to agree with my fellow Lard. 5 Guys A Shit In-N-Out burger only is breddy gud. Although last time I had it, in fact it was a little gross. I ammsad cuz all meats are starting to gross me out and I dont want to become a vegetarian ((((

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Why the hell are the European countries protesting. They should be working on their problems

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>>70630558
wew

>>70629579
what does being on her period have to do with cranberry>apple you autist?

>>70630558
europeans work? I thought they just walk to work and then the day ends as soon as the get to the front door?

>>70630633
cranberry helps with period pain or something so it's a sterotype i'm making

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>>70630649
jejejejejejejejejjeejejejejejejejejejeje

>>70630675
ahhhhhhh. no. that's supposed to be that it helps with a uti, in women or men. learn to vagina XDDD

Guiz, it smowed like 5 inches overnight. I am over le winter meme. 70 dehrees please & thank hue.

anyone else want to kill themselves today

>>70630817
Felt like that yesterday, today it's kinda mild

>>70630817
ol' 'cide

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Good morning, /cum/

>>70630817
I'm afraid of dying

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>>70630817
>>70630853
>feeling down
>walk into school mental help centre
>filled with body positivity, men=rapists, women=poor fragile creature, men=racists posters
>turn 360 and walk away

no wonder men don't seek help

>9:11
*moment of silence*

>>70630939
It's 7:11 right now
*gets cheap hotdog that gives me a stomach worm*

>>70630817
Hang in there, bud

Ur all fags

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>>70630888
hi!

>>70631011
Jokes on you I had a reflect spell up

>>70630817
yes, but I probably never will

women genocide WHEN

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>no class till in the afternoon
>big storm rolling in, projected to hit at 1:00pm
come on, come on

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Stop being self-destructive.

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>>70631064
yo

Why has society become so depressing?

>>70630926
We need to be welcoming of everyone (except white men)

>>70631178
Live in a wood cabin and plant bombs across the city

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>>70631200
Its just you.

>>70631200
I wish I was a dumb animal so life itself was enough for me to go on.

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>>70631200
urbanization and lack of exposure to nature

burn the cities

>>70631378
redpill me on primativismpill mr. unabomber

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Repeating digits decide what state we bully tonight

>>70631453
new hampshire

>>70631453
New York
Specifically Brooklyn

>>70631453
Arkansas

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>>70631500
Kek wills it
Let the eyoposting commence tonight

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>>70631176
>big storm rolling in
W-what? Are we gonna get hit as well? I have class at 1 too. (Ignore flags, I live in Boston)

>>70631557
faggot

>>70631407
you got to spend a lot of time thinking about trees

their so beautiful, like masts of a ship cutting through times, and every so often they put on such a delicate display of beauty as they bloom

in cities people do not understand trees, they seem short next to buildings and the people develop allergies to pollen, and therefore they become adverse to natural beauty and their souls become confused and they cannot know transcendence

men of men not men of life

ted was right in many ways but he confused beauty with freedom

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>/metal/ is crossposting again

new york more like poo york

>>70631557
That image is really gay

>>70631709
>>70631712
like pottery

>>70631706
That's what you get for raiding them on the first day of 2017

always an attention whoring Dominican piece of shit
anyone remember myspace

>>70631641
I don't know, at dinner last night my friends were complaining about it
I don't watch the news anymore, not since middle school

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I see snowflakes boys

tfw lost all my saltbet money betting against touhou girls

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>>70631804
That was us?

>>70631854
REEEEEEEE

ass-kissing a skill i don't have
how the fuck do people ass-kiss so easily

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>>70631938
mid"""""best""""" indeed

>>70631976
I'm in the south you dummy

>>70631993
>tfw posting cp on MySpace but no one uses it
:,(

>>70632020
I was only pretenting to be retarded

>>70632222
Nice quarts, ccezech'd

>>70632280
don't encourage him

>>70632303
>don't encourage him
But I like him! Please, can we keep him? Please, please, please?

>>70632348
Oh fine, but you have to clean up after him. I'm not your maid

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>friend wants help moving last minute
>want to be a good friend
>won't respond to texts
why even ask

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>>70632374
YAY!

*kicks you in the shin*
*runs away giggling*

>>70632403
Rude

>>70632403
*unzips penis*
*runs after you breathing heavily*

>tfw danish bf
>dananon only turns me on
hnnngh

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Do you have any friends?

Do I have any friends?

>>70632580
We're all friend here

>>70632566
give me the succ and fucc

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>>70632641
Friends...

>>70632684
sexfriends?

>>70632675
I'll dick you harder than a crackwhore on E.
>tfw I have a fetish for a tiny peninsula in N.Europe

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>>70632700
platonic

>platonic

boooo!

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>>70632853
platonic cuddling

>>70632921
doesn't exist

I'm not going to fall for the marriage meme

>>70632773
The goat christmas special

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/cum/-chan
ohayou~!

>>70633429
hello

You finally came back cana-chan

>>70633429
*sucks your dick*

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What does it feel like to have a girl have a crush on you /cum/?

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>>70633451
im not cana-chan
he's a normie!

>>70633479
wow! lewd!

>>70633500
Annoying when you don't like her back

>>70633500
Dick = erect

>>70633500
akward when you don't know what to do

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>>70633561
>>70633634
Why wouldnt you like her back?

>>70633561
this

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I don't care what /pol/tards say

Canada is a great country

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>>70633760
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

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>>70630428

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>>70633500
>be me
>neighbor girl sends best friend over to say she likes me
>tell her i dont feel that way
>invites me over to her room
>we hang out and she makes it obvious that she wants the dicc
>full autism.exe initiates and I say I have to go mow the law
>5 yrs. later
>she is pregnant with another man's bastard
>i will never cuck her and I now I have realized that I love her
feels bad man

>>70633760
I'm not so desperate that I would fug anything with a vag desu

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>there are Chads itt who have felt the touch of a woman

>>70633824
great lets swap countries

>>70633429
Good morning cowboy

>>70633824
thanks for politely lying

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>>70634060
you mad, nerd?

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resist

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>>70633824
It's like America

Gaza must burn

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Do you guys think anyone actually got cucked on this show?

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>>70634086
>>70634123
>>70634167
Why do you not like your own country?

Does it have to do with Justin Trudeau?

Genuinely curious

>>70634254
I like Canada because it's like America tho

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bae, senpai, fml, me irl, memes, lit, that weed was fire, you having a party sunday I totally want to go because I like you as a human and not because I want free booze and also want my microcock sucked by your sleezy friends.

>>70633824
thank you belgium
>>70634254
they're all quebecers do not reply to them

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>>70634294
>mfw my bae calls me bae

I am sporting quite an erection haha

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finally a place where I can relax and clear my head of all the bullshit.. Kanye West floating stage, snapchat changed its name to snap, Donald was almost assassinated, Hillary involved in pedo rings, "free my nigga Kodak", Lena Dunham sporting piss-soaked panties in a fashion magazine for iron-deficient vegans. Did you know the water in Finding Dory was so realistic that it didn't fit in with the Disney aesthetic? Did you know new united states vessels are equipped with enough nuclear energy to have room for rail guns? ELI5: Got an itch I can't scratch. I've seen the Steve Buschemi firefighter 9/11 meme 4 times today, 10/10 with rice dude, top kek, kappa. Maybe I should start trying to be funny in reddit threads too, and sit there for 30 minutes trying to think of the best comment to maximize my karma, I might even be doing that very thing right now. You'll never know, and you don't really care do you? You shouldn't, the US has hacked Russia and has control of its power-grid, and are threatening Russia with massive attacks if they screw with our election, that's a lot bigger than what I'm saying. Have you ever thought of how it would feel to see a bright flash, like there was a group of paparazzi in your room, only to hear the whirl of nuclear winter outside your window? Your kids are going to be savages swooped into the arms of nuclear war, with boils on their bald skulls and sunken in noses, and open wounds that they have an insatiable urge to fill with their own semen.

bae, senpai, fml, me irl, memes, lit, that weed was fire, you having a party sunday I totally want to go because I like you as a human and not because I want free booze and also want my microcock sucked by your sleezy friends.

I feel sick.

But right here seems comfortable, nothing can touch me.

>>70634277
Fair enough!

>>70634304
You're welcome!
>Quebecers
Wasn't the guy who started the fire a /pol/tard?

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Canada is scaring me

>>70634423
>Wasn't the guy who started the fire a /pol/tard?

yes

>>70634254
we're slowly becoming a 3rd world

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>cute girl said "thank you my love" when I have her her coffee today

I'm sure she didn't mean anything by it but it felt nice

>>70634631
>when i have her coffee
good post

>>70634672
I'll have ur head faggot
I meant gave

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/cum/اڤابيلا ڤنچوت دالم
https://a.uguu.se/PQk8V5WcJ5Rw.webm

We need to exterminate all Québécois before they raze all of Canada

>>70621285
I want 5 guys going in-n-out of me.

>>70634837
gay

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>>70634936

>edmonton
ah yes
the anus of alberta

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>>70634580
We're not, but the fucking attitude some canadians take is fucking awful

hahahaha dude peace love and coexistance man open the borders let all refugees in
youre for strict immigration? lol you must be a nazi? wait you're actually a minority (((persian))) my bad dude im going to suck your dick now but youre still a fascist for wanting stricter immigration

pragmatism? sounds some something hitler might has said - fuck wanting immigrants with education, income, fluency in english or french, or those that can easily and willingly assimilate into canada
what we need
is
more
pinoy nurses - no dude its just a coincidence that half of them arent even really educated and bring their entire families here and avoid taxes but its racist to disband the temporary foreign worker program

no my man i am absolutely not being some neoliberal that wants to abuse foreign workers by paying them $6/h i want them to have the opportunity to experience canada because we have nursing shortages because he keep telling everyone to either go to college for the best jobs available where most people fail, or they can do some social justice degree its totally okay man live and let live peace and coexist

hmmmmmmmmm looks like our healthcare has severe problems what should we do should we actively try to reform the healthcare industry and promote workers to stay in canada yet alone promote this career path to those in school?

no dude we cant touch the healthcare system its part of canadian identity
canadian just like tim hortons
dont touch my healthcare were going to be turned into america if you do
whats that? america isnt the only country in the world?

wait why is ontario broke wynne please help i forgive you and your hydro fiasco i love lesbians look how progressive i am

coexist

>>70635028
You seem a bit bothered senpai

>>70635102
This is the attitude I can't cop tbqh. It's not wrong to care about things, especially the welfare of your country.

>>70635151
wow a fucking nazi
america first eh? THATS WHAT HITLER SAID!!!!!

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HIGHLY disappointed with this pic iibhwy (if im being honest with you). expected to see a nipple desu lads.

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>I cant go a single day without hearing about trump

/pol/ was a mistake

>>70635221
I have seen a lot of people unironically sharing Seuss' "America First" comics as an excuse to shit on nationalists

like okay

I'll take the words of a children's book author as gospel

let's reopen those internment camps while we're at it

Business idea: Become a youtuber and market myself as an edgy ironic memester but in reality, just act the way I normally do on here.

Thoughts?

>>70635294
FOY

>>70635294
wanna partner up?

>>70635294
I had the same idea, wondering if it would work, get me in trouble, or just not go anywhere.

Lads I'm about to go mental. The prof wants us to write about three non-political editorials from a major news source but every single editorial is about Trump. It's due in two hours.

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>>70635294
>>70635338
no homo ofc

>>70635378
But Finland is cute :3

>>70635356
I mean Filthy Frank, idubzz and the rest of those faggots exist.

Business idea: Make /cum/ and /brit/ simulators and monetize the videos

Business idea: Make a trucking simulator simulator and market it to Germans

>>70635242
Why is her head so big?

>>70635509
its her skinny body that makes it look bigger

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>>70635498

but make it super comfy and fun to play

>>70635509
For you

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Business idea: Make a trucking simulator and market it to Muslims

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>>70635713
>>70635498

why not both?

>>70635713
This wouldn't have happened if the French had guns

>>70635801
I don't know, I'm all for guns and the right to carry them. But I don't see how it would have stopped a fucking truck.

>>70635837
bullet to the head

>>70635837
>he can't shoot people through windshields
loser lmao