/brit/

who does this cyprus twat think he is? lucky i don't put my neck through his fucking boot

knew some retarded leaf would make a shit edition. every night

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normbulls, moo

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rate the gf

bogda bogda bogdanoff

who does this twat, cyprus, think he is? lucky i don't put my neck through his fucking boot

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>>70620059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3YaMi_truk

Eighth

>>70620075
Halal/10

>>70620084
the guy in this video is actually canadian though

>>70620100
inshallah brother she will marry me

>>70620076
Good post

howd the canadian rorke get the gun?

Lohan has had a wild ride life tbqh

>a-list celebrity
>drug addict
>sober life
>muslim convert

Wew

>Some Rasheed will literally get Lindsay Lohan on the moral rebound

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Ah yes

someone's been in my oats AGAIN

>>70620150
brother i...

>>70620144
delete this image mate

>>70620133
from the gun emporium

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How's about that then?

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Would you convert for her?

>>70620192
Men have extra body parts *giggles

Club Penguin to shut down in March lads

immanbatrissiyaonlySubhanaAllah , i hope you wear hijab soon . Yes you are pretty . But you will be more prettier if you wear hijab . #malaysianfanshere @lindsaylohan

>>70620220
r u a girl?

>>70620215
she's worn out

>>70620226
malaysians are subhuman

Going to the gp

>>70620192
yeah decent cock

>>70620230
Yes I'm a little unknown to the male gender universe so *giggle

All British should be killed

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>>70620150
BROTHER

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Stop eating processed foods

>>70620279
I have a picture with him from when I met him in the airport when I was 5

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if diversity is strength how come the longest lived and healthiest people all come from fairly isolated island communities far more often than not?

business idea: don't be Indian

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stop it

>>70620141
>Some Rasheed
Lad you're more right than you know. Faded female actors and models will do summers on Arab yachts parked up in the French riviera. Saudi princes compete to get the most famous or once were famous then rekt celebrity.
The grill from Heroes Hayden thing has done it and, Kelly Brook
Some towelhead cunt probs had Kelly rimming him for a few million.
Ruined.

business idea: panic about the unstoppable ravages of time

>he hasn't been invited to a Superbowl party yet

Howling

>>70620315
as if they weren't getting fucked weekly in high school and on movie sets. deluded twat

Euugh such a pitiful attention grab from a tired, failed actor.

The scene in Westminster as we speak. Isn't it a shame that this many people don't protest when fire stations are closed, police numbers cut or Paramedics being overworked! You wait 5 hours in A&E because hospitals are being closed but that doesn't matter? Elderly people sitting in freezing conditions in their homes and ex service personnel living rough on the streets. Yet a dickhead in another country makes a stupid policy that none of your protests will make the slightest difference and you all take to the streets!? Get your fucking priorities right!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalri.

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Miley Cyrus's sister

Thoughts?

just realised john hurt is dead

howling at these commie runts in the UK parliament condemning trump

all of them labour / SNP / lib dems too

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>>70620332
>superbowl

>>70620352
looks like a feral cunt

Is it normal for a woman to think of penises as weird??

>>70620352
Looks like a mouse/vole.

louie, you've gone feral

>>70620352
>are you sure you want this to be your character? this action cannot be undone

>>70620370
The gf always says she likes mine hehe

>tfw cut

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>Thanks for bringing me to this garden. It's such a lovely day, isn't it!

>>70620336
Should you be chanting somewhere with Shia Lebouf?
>>70620350
Ari Israeli la

Leafs stop posting

>>70620370
you just got a funny looking penis

>>70620406
shoo shoo roasty

wtf penises are weird

>>70620332
unironically have

said no

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Start eating halal food

>>70620406
Bitch what the fuck is up with your face, I could cook a pancake on that thing

so hungry i think i might be sick

just took a million dollar loan out to have lohan rim my poohole on a yatch

>>70620428
No there are 3,7 billion men on earth they all have penises, it's completely fine, and women have clits which are essentially mini tiny dicks so...

so sick i think i might be hungry

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485826974496.webm

https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/23-very-british-signs-telling-trumps-refugee-ban-to-get-fuck

Haha

>>70620443
Why?

logging into the ol' 'feed to see the latest on drumpf

>>70620522
because football is boring as fuck

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>>70620501
tbf this one is very funny

>>70620522
because american football is honestly the most boring sport i know of

>>70620522
Superbowl is shit. Yanks know it too. What is fucking great is tailgating. Fantastic American tradition.

>>70620483
i'm scared now

I HEAR YER A RACIST NOW FATHER

Transfer window will SLAM shut today

box lacrosse is the thinking man's sport

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>because american football is honestly the most boring sport i know of

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is she autistic?

tfw no pintman bf

>>70620607
Why do autistic people look like that??

>>70620618
that is a classic /tv/ meme right there, shame you didn't use the proper filename

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>that is a classic /tv/ meme right there, shame you didn't use the proper filename

>>70620632
delusions of grandeur

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>>70620632

redpill me on seinfeld

>>70620551
>>70620564
>>70620573
The game is only half the fun

>>70620660
I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met

>>70620660
Frasier was superior

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>Frasier was superior

>>70620660
unironically jewish propaganda.
>yes, good goy, race mix, goy

Despise yank posters, they just reek of autism

>>70620681
that's hardly fair, frasier is the greatest sitcom of all time

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>unironically jewish propaganda.
>>yes, good goy, race mix, goy

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Alright lads

Rank em

>>70620707
Yeah sure it is

>>70620694
like those sunglasses

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>that's hardly fair, frasier is the greatest sitcom of all time

>>70620728
oh wow, I never thought about that
solid rebuttal, and you even cited sources
you've totally changed me perspective, leaf

shia "le cuck" lebouf

120mg of codeine up the turd tunnel

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>shia "le cuck" lebouf

Mo Farah is as British as I am

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>do you have an extra cig?

>>70620761
>present opinion
>people disagree
>get all pissy and autistic about it
he's mugged you off with four words, mate

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485849781975.webm

>>70620761
he's offed your mug with four mates, word.

>>70620761
he's mugged off with four of our words m8

>>70620806
Never stated you're opinion on the Internet as people might disagree with you...

>>70620852
it's fine to give opinions, just don't say fucking "cite sources" in response to someone disagreeing for fuck's sake

⌨

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>>70620761

>>70620867
you sound mad

well good morning

typing on my new ⌨

bit cold out

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>>70620886
*tips hat respectfully towards you*

Mornin'

>>70620867
I never cite source I just cherry pick what I like to tell...

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>>70620384
underrated

>>70620883
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed

german weather

>>70620886
>>70620908
Gutenmorgen Meine freund

The Netherlands is rightful German clay

ah-ah-ah
ah-ah-ah
ah-ah-ah
ah-ah-aaahh
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL ah-ah-ah

doing a ⌨

>The suspect in the deadly attack on a Quebec City mosque was known in the city’s activist circles as a right-wing troll who frequently took anti-foreigner and anti-feminist positions and stood up for U.S. President Donald Trump.

*waits patiently for president Toilet Bog Fart to denounce this act of radical rorkist terrorism*

>>70620949
Fuck off leave this place leaf

omg you look just like shakira

>>70620979
no no you're catherine zeta

Trump didn't even acknowledge the Quebec shooting happened :/

wasted a good 4/5th of this month

centipede
BWWUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBB

Canada and Australia is full of Dutch cowards who didn't want to fight against the Germans.

ahkshully

>>70621036
Canadians liberated the Netherlands you tulip eating fuck

>>70620996
forgot trump was president of canada

today marks one month since I started nofap

>>70621056
I'm aware of that the Brits and the Yankees played a small role, thank you leaf that I live in peace now.

>>70621066
He always references current events though, not a word about Quebec

what's that film where ryan gosling drives the car?

>he uses the word dystopian unironiocally

>>70621082
it doesn't play into his agenda

they mentioned it as justification for the so-called muslim ban before it was clear that it was a rorke who did it

now they're awkwardly trying to ignore it

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>>70621118

>>70621121
...

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you're all pakis right does anyone have any recommendations for books or other resources to learn Urdu?

>>70621121
speed I think

>>70621121
lala

>>70621142
yes reddit I've seen this screencap 20 times on the frontpage now

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pay your respects

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>>70620028

alri?

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>>70621182

can't feel my clavicle

whoever just reported me - show yourself you coward

>>70621182
I feel like D2 and A3 are related

Britain needs a PM from the Endz

@70621267

Shan't be responding to this

>>70621036
Kanker flicker

>>70621295
Aussie cuck

did have a good laugh at this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9wCAc4Jzs

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Me and the lads

My phone started vibrating again after not vibrating after replacing the screen.

>wake up
>day off work
>shag the arse off the gf first thing
>shitpost in bed for the day


Life is good.

doing a jig

>>70621350
This doesn't make sense at all to me...

finally let myself cum last night after several days wanking to no finish. had a fooking amazing 'gasm, was literally pissing spunk and could feel it in my feet

On this runt train in brisBane lads absolutely nutters

>>70621353
>Shit posting all day
>Life is good

>>70621373
Weird bug or something where the vibration motor would not work after replacing the screen. Not designed to be re-used or something.

mad ting
sad ting

>>70621398
K m8

alri then bitta CHESS ahaha

https://en.lichess.org/LO5BMoqr

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>>70621408

Why are people protesting against trump in places that aren't the UK?

>>70621472

retard

>CEX buying MegaCD consoles for £65
holy shitballs, I might eat this month

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>stopped talking to all of my mates for no reason
>ignored messages, calls
>only talk to gf and autistic strangers on an imageboard
>gf encourages me to talk to mates, don't even know what to tell them
>4 months later, still doing the same
can a smart anglo explain why the fuck I did this?
funny thing is, I don't even know if I regret it

Fraiser is just big bang theory for pseuds

any new memes boys?

>>70621379
reminder to always sit in the first or second carriages because then you drastically increase your chance of survival if the train gets derailed

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>>70621553

Time+Mass=Sentience

What the fuck? I just got an e-mail telling me I'm fired from my job for not knowing which season Ross and Rachel first got married

>>70621540
>Cath and Kim and Paul Hogan.

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>>70621631

>>70621656
Who keeps leaking our national secrets

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not-hungoverlad gets HUNG OUT TO DRY

>>70621553
We're working on this atm.
>who (subject) here?
It's just a rough proto meme so far

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>>70621657

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>>70621553
yeah

got a hot new meme right off the press

he's called "really angry lad"

he's not too happy about something haha

you might say he's enraged hahahahahahahahaha

new jahan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2-FcsC9n2s

enjoying RE7 so far
I'm in that zone where you don't know enough about it to be too critical and just enjoy it for what it is
I'm sure I'll hate it soon

Straight men are the real faggots

>>70621794
incredible

Shall be giving the Ol' willy a tug tonight
Thoughts?

>>70621748
rematch?

>>70621905
1 or 2 tugs?

>all these people protesting everything trump does or says
where were they on election day?
the biggest opportunity to get what they wanted and they missed it
now everyone else has to put up with a 4 year temper tantrum

>>70621923
Likely one tug, can't overdo it haha

>>70621935
They're doing it because it's trendy, not because they actually care about politics. That's why they never vote.

I'm depressed I have nothing to tell...

>>70621828
but the nazis loved muslims wtf

>>70621959
we're doing it too apparently
even though it was fuck all to do with us
the fucking STATE

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ten-thousand-brits-protest-against-9724841

>>70621941
Haha good luck friend, stay safe ;-)

> discussing the ol 'ank and his """"""politics""""""

The absolute STATE of this general

Just got called a nerd on my way to campus

Didn't really convey the seriousness of my health issues to the gp

>>70621970
not really
Hitler said arabs were subhuman but he liked that the religion encouraged a warrior culture

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how deep into godwins law are we now?

my name jeff

>>70621899

This
Women are truly plebeian creatures

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>>70622045

Pair of normie runts kissing on this train I am absolutely LIVID

Having a smooch with the ol' gf on a train x

Think I can see some odd runtball in the corner touching himself

>>70622059
yeah so he loved islam but hated arabs
still scum

>>70622142
FONT

>>70622142
show-off

is it just me or is every maynstreem news outlet left leaning?

everything I read about Trump is slander
even the so-called impartial BBC

it's not as though you can get the facts from fucking internet opinion sites like infowars and such
what happened to news? straight up reporting without adding your worthless two cents into the mix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
me on the right

>>70622192
>two cents
FOY

>>70622192
there's plenty of right leaning papers you mong

>>70622192
When the fuck has news EVER been impartial?

>>70622221
...so list one?

>>70622148
love is a strong way to put it
he basically said if Germans hadn't been restrained by the peaceful message of Christianity they'd have been the most powerful people in the world by now. (why was bullshit because France, Britain, Spain and Portugal all took over the world while being Christian)
He wanted something like the shinto religion of the Japanese but said it even being muslim would have been better than christian

business idea: wait until people forget about brexit then sweep it under the rug

>>70622229
telegraph, mail, express, sun. there's 4.

Business idea: sell rugs

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>>70622071
haha right on my dude! Make these nazis afraid again

>>70622228
Never, but the ratio of opinion and commentary to straight factual reporting used to be much lower.

*walks coolly into the thread, hoodie up, looking down, a little beat in my step*
*nodding head, quicker and quicker*
*pulls hoodie down*
*Lose Yourself starts playing loudly*

alright lads i'm here

>>70622228
honestly the news was quite impartial over here up until a couple years ago. The internet is what changed things

>>70622303
>attempting to silence different beliefs through fear
how very fascist of them

>>70622270
lmao
sounded like he had a bit of an inferiority complex

>>70622347
pacifist baby

>>70622332
How about you go lose yourself'

>>70622303
What a bunch of edgelords

business idea: convert to judaism

>>70622316
>>70622337
The news was always a means of propaganda. It was even worse back when people only had what the paper told them.

At least you're able to research on your own nos.

>>70622347
they don't see it that way

in their minds it's justified because fascists wish for the genocide of others, so they started it

Feral cats roam 99.8% of Australian land

nine hundred dollarydoos

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Friends, saxons, foreigners, lend me your ears

Do Brits wear loafers casually or is it mostly an American thing?

*sips on glass of lefty tears*

anyone seen my cum glass

You have to be a sad case to call someone a leftie or libtard

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what you think of my new cap lads?

>>70622303
me on the left

>>70622454
>>70622468
chuckled

>>70622474
any tips for down royal racers today mate

>>70622505
rubys a cert, rubys always a cert

>>70622474
shall be adding this to the ol' 'dora folder

>>70622474
new crap

>>70622474
show us yer chin mate

>>70622551
nah not posting my face like that mongoloid did

>Science Will Suffer Under Trump’s Travel Ban, Researchers Say

Ahh yes whatever will we do without all those Somali and Sudanese engineers and astronauts

https://youtu.be/kt7NYT2aqKQ

>>70622599
was watching bbc last night and they had an interview with these somalian refugees who were living in Kenya crying about how they'll be stuck in Kenya now even though they had just gotten visas.

Like why the fuck is it the west who has to take in every refugee. The sense of entitlement from these cunts sicken me

>>70622599
know a somali lad that's an engineer desu

Cousins in kenya got their visas and now they can't come lads

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He'll do anything for a discount. What a great businessman.

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What a fucking cuck

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>>70622660
Don't worry lad they'll be on their way soon

>>70622707
Anyone who uses the word cuck outside of 4chan deserves to be gassed

>>70622707
hes right though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3ML2A1SHeo

>>70622729
Thiccc.

reckon we should copy the immigration ban desu

>>70622733
Allah is always accepting new converts

No reason why he can't become a Muslim

>>70622733
>nearly
I guarantee someone is going to take issue with this

>>70622743
how is he right?

>>70622773
All the pakis are already citizens hahahahhahah

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Blimey. I don't remember that Enid Blyton book.

>>70622716
YOU JUST KNOW

realised how much of a runt I am

body type is like cara's without the boobs

>>70622797
Apparently anyone who doesn't try to force people to go out of their way to accommodate them constitutes cuckoldry these day

>>70622829
so is mine
really need to hit the gym or something

>>70622729
Goal body desu

>>70622829
so cara's bodytype then

>>70622829
gutted lad. i'm pretty ripped desu

>>70622797
You should always keep in mind that you are a guest when in a foreign country.

The internet seems to have put some people into the mindset that they are "global citzens" and they get this false sense of authority in foreign countries.

It's like weebs in Japan who forget that they are gaijin.

>>70622797
because he's literally a guest, if you don't like it don't go.

>>70622889
>you're going to have the people that you want in you country

well then why is Trump here?

>>70622918
>they get this false sense of authority in foreign countries
American tourists are particularly bad about this

>>70622916
I need to do a serious cut after falling for the SS+GOMAD meme

*stands up to Trump*
*farts*

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poo

>>70622942
yanks here are pretty nice desu. Its just that americans don't know how to speak quietly so you can always hear them

>>70622928
I presumed that the guy saying "cuck" was what >>70622743 was referring to. my bad

>>70622983
shrieking

someone do a post ffs

Big D is causing quite an uproar lads

>>70623141
why is it always the bins that suffer

doing the daily 'dit browse

republicans, more like NAZIS

*kicks over bin*

https://youtu.be/3hmlPtRu1SQ

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>>70623161
truly the most persecuted in our society

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>lefties praise attorney general for "defending the law"
>still can't provide evidence of the immigration ban's illegality
hmmm

>>70623191
is this supposed to be funny?

>>70623240
>>70623240
>>70623240 done this new x

>>70623229
Fuck off Fatty McFatfat lol!!!!

>>70623222
>defending the law
uh that's literally the opposite of what she did.
She REFUSED to defend the law in court because she disagreed with it, that's why she was fired.

>>70623204
Don't those Antifa runts realize that it's gonna be the lower class of society that have to clean up their mess?

They're not sending out the politicians and the bankers to clean it up they're sending out lads who make minimum wage

>>70623222
>"That has to be against the law right?"
no you fucking retard people outside your country aren't given the rights of citizens in your country

also she got fired by trump for not enforcing his ban kek

>>70620028
so my gf bought me:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00EUSMFPQ/

and

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00X741TB0/

now the problem isthe music I like doesn't come out on vinyl - found a websiote where you email the guy 17 minutes of audio per side and for 50 dollars he makes it for you - is this an ok price? generally how does sound quality compare between spotify and vinyl?