/cum/

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>>70619052
Stop brap posting

janny shant like this

good edition

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who /comfy/ here

MODS
O
D
S

>>70619052
people have unironically fapped to this

>>70619132
i already came

>>70619132
h...haha.....a...haha....

>>70619096
This

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>>70619052

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Is he our guy?

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>>70619155

>>70619052
*sniff* *sniff*

>>70619183
ummmmmmmmmmmm.............who dis.............

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>>70619025
I use extra flags when I'm on my computer

And I STILL namefag because there's nothing yo stoopid ass can do about it

>>70619207
me

>>70619207
i don't know, some slut. Answer my question pls

does anyone else ever wish they could live in early america, what a beautiful time it must have been

not really into farts and tranny porn

>>70619221
ur cute............

>>70619230
no because i'm addicted to the internet

>>70619235
18/f(m)/cali hbu

>>70619230
kinda, not really

>>70619230
You can, just move to middle of nowhere flyover country. Not one like Nebraska which is all agriculture, but Wyoming, Colorado, or Montana.

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This is going to be the Leafs' year

I can feel it

>>70619247
22/m/kc

you gotta kik qt?

>>70619272
everything is terrible already

>>70619276
all i have is aol is that ok?

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>>70619247

>(m)

>>70619272
funny how every eastern conference team is right in the middle of the playoff chase. Going to be a death match for that wildcard spot

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>>70619308
when i get my op i can be full female just for u bby ;)
r8 me

>>70619096
Who is this guy? I missed the meme

>>70619326
You got that from that /lgbtwtfbbq/ thread that got linked here once, didn't you?

>>70619337
no but now i'm interested
link it

http://www.strawpoll.me/12238143

>>70619343
It's for the best I don't.

>>70619335
a philosopher

>>70619335
A spiritual guide.

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>>70619353
do it nigga

lol hi

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>>70619350

I WILL get a gf in 2017

>>70619393
LOL

>its already been a month since gf2017 started

So, how's the progress so far?

>>70619414
I lost my job.

so whadya guys think, did Hans-y steal a bit of the melody from scarface?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLhBEeT4wQg
vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7EOW5xw5hY

I am NOT going to fap tonight

>>70619335
euronymous, a norwegian guitarist from a band called mayhem

>>70619350
none

>>70619424
Ah, so you came up with a good idea for a tech company and risked it all to pursue your dreams?

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>>70619393
Hey anon I know JUST the girl perfect for you!
Say hi!

>>70619427
good boy

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>>70619414
HAHAHAHA WE HAVE ONE MORE DAY
I'M GONNA BE LACED WITH GIRL FRIENDS

>>70619414
I still can't find work.

>>70619272
>columbus
WTF? WE'RE GOOD THIS YEAR?

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>>70619414

I go outside even less, I see cute girls from school at work all the time, and I never say anything to them

>>70619451
das a big bahoonga
lemme get a snigg real quick

>>70619451

the girl second from the right or the qt on the left?

I'll take either

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literally me

>>70619460
me too wtf!

>>70619451
does she have progeria?

>>70619414
I'm...uh... still in the planning phase.

>>70619450
The Electric Triangle is sure to take off.

>>70619414
I'm actually on nogf2016-2020 since i got out of a 6 year relationship, enjoying being single

I hate encountering mexicans in online games
they shouldn't be allowed to have internet

>>70619501
yeah s-same lol :------^)

>>70619509
Yes mhm
now say that again to
>>70619357
>>70619233
>>70619141

Wanna say it again?

I've fallen into a schedule where I'm awake all night and sleep during the day.

It's pretty chill desu.

>>70619543
Hated this shit when I had to do it.

>>70619501
Can I use that excuse?

I mean, the relationship was only 2 years long and it'll have ended 3 years ago this upcoming valentine's day, but that doesn't matter right?

heh..

I completely forgot that Scott Adams even existed.

>>70619555
>2 years long

Nope. You don't even scratch the surface of a true long-term relationship until 3 or 4 years.

Glad I got out when I did.

>>70619543
welcome to my life for the past 5 years

>>70619548
I like the quiet that comes with it.

I don't think I get as good quality sleep as I used to though and am a little less lucid at night.

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BRRRRAAPT

>>70619573
how about it was a high school relationship and thus counts more because those have a higher chance of lasting a few weeks/months and shattering

honestly I don't even know what a relationship past high school looks like, it was kind of convenient in a way that we were "gated" by being kids and not being able to drive and forced to go to the same school every day together, I don't know what I'd do in a relationship with so much more freedom

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the gf

>>70619602

wonder how she mastered her gag reflex

>>70619598
Will you all stop doing this with girls that have no asses?

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>this song is made by a white guy faking a Jamaican accent
the fug man

>>70619639
only song i could think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yGvypBwyA

>>70619639
White people live in Jamaica too.

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>>70619648
what the fuck

>>70619639
>>70619648
kek forgot my link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JjMGXz9P6Y
>>70619655
he's a Jew

>>70619602
Do Americans really do this shit? dumb burgers.

>>70619674

CHI

>>70619674
a stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away

>>70619674
CA

>>70619674
NO

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Thanks for the (you)s, dorks

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How do I get a girlfriend like this?

>>70619716
by having a good cockmeat sandwich

>>70619716
be me

>>70619631
The meme has nothing to do with the size of the ass, Trayvon.

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DIO

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Do americans really do this???? fucking burgers.

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>>70619732

>>70619736
worst mistake we've ever made do not @ me

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How do I get a girlfriend like this?

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>>70619272
>Leafs are still positive win rate after 20 games

>>70619753
Go to Florida

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>>70619753

GOOD

GOD

>>70619272
>Canadian team
>winning the cup

lmao

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>>70619723
I have that already, I still don't have a gf.

>>70619749
ORAORAORA

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BRAAAAAPPPP

>>70619806
fucking perfect mang

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PSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

>>70619806
too big

couldve gone without seeing that

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>70619115

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>"I'm sorry anon but I'm not interested in a relationship right now"
>"You're a really sweet guy, and there's tons of fish in the ocean, so I'm sure you'll find someone great :)"

I'm going to print off a bunch of these on cue cards and then hand them to every girl who rejects me

>>70619806
mm das so yummy
*inhales*

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>70619863
how to get thicc like carl?

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pooft

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>***Braaaaappppt***

>>70619895

Id bury my dick so far in her ass whoever pulled it out would have to drag their dick through a mile of broken glass after farting into a walkie talkie

BBBRRAPPPFFF

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today is yoga tuesday

>>70619920
actually made me laugh

>>70619912
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy? I keep seeing him everywhere.

Why is /pol/ so full of raw hatred and depression, but /int/ is buoyant and lighter-hearted?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvLwipBosOs&list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y&index=271

>>70619957
/int/ is /pol/ but all grown up

>>70619957

repressed homosexuality and too many bogpills

>>70619957
/int/ is nothing like that

>>70619957

>“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.”

Of course, few people here actually travel, but through /int/ we form slight connections across cultures, familiarize ourselves with them, and come to have a more holistic and peaceful view of the world

good night dudes

>>70619957
/int/ is like 60% 3rd worlders

>>70619957
>tfw no gf threads used to ravage /int/ for months
nah

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>>70620014
goodnight sweetie

>>70620018
/int/ is like over 50% Americans and the second most common is brits who are are 10% or something.

what are you tryin to say boi?

>>70620014
NIGHT

>>70619957
/int/ is where I wind down after a long day of tearing out the throats of Communists and filling ditches full of fruits.

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>tfw no gf

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>/int/ is /pol/ but all grown up

>>70620053
tsk......fuck u kid..................................

>>70619950

Quick rundown on them:

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>They own several Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>rumoured to have learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

>>70620063
that should be a cum pic kek

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>>70619178
Who would win in a fight?

F is for family is pretty funny 2bh

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>>70620062
Are you straight or something?

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>>70620078

>>70620123

last time I checked, yes

>>70620123
hey lets move to bend

>>70620011
That jazz didn't really fly with a lot of the earliest travelers.

I think that guy has it the wrong way around. People who travel tend to have those perspectives already.

You could take the most hardened racists, make them travel to Africa, and they would just see a bunch of niggers.

And it's not that traveling has become different, rather it's the type of people who travel that have become different (pleasure travel has become more popular).

Just look at Kevin O'Leary, who said that it's a wonderful thing that half of the world's people live in poverty, or even Donald for that matter.

To some extent, having more perspectives probably does help some people see differently, but a lot of people could really care less and, I feel, wouldn't be changed.

>>70620130
Pussy lovers aren't allowed in this thread, straightfag.

>>70620127
Lol
The races line up too

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hello, gf store?
i'd like to put in an order

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>>70620145
Same.

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>>70620158

shit

well, goodbye forever, /cum/

>>70620176
Sorry, you don't meet the necessary requirements. Try back in a year.

>>70620177
good pic response bud

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>>70620208
you said that last year

>>70620214
Thanks. I was nervous but I'm glad I mustered of the courage to go through with it.

>>70620176
She's perfect

>>70620177

>enters russia
>you are now leaving civilization

seems about right

>>70620232
Having courage and being confident will make other people believe in you. Don't be meek even if you are uncertain.

>>70620246
>Commiefornia
>talking about civilization

>>70620266
Your flag isn't even a rectangle lol

>>70620266

bruh

>sprawling Metropolises?
We got em in spades

>Comfy wilderness?
Check

>desert(if for some reason you actually like that)?
check checkeroo

>>70620295
>blue state
GTFO

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>>70620287
>his flag isn't a swallowtail
>>70620295
You are Mexico.

>>70620307

t. red state since 2016

>>70620314

not the northern half

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>>blue state
>GTFO

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>>70620323
red is red my man
>forty (fourty) (40)

>>70620337
>40%

my hole is open

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>swing to the right for the first time in 20 years and suddenly you're a triumphant /pol/ack

LMAO

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>>40%

I live in lala land
population: me
immigration policy: stay away

>>70620381
>40%

>>70620380
2004 election is the most aesthetic map result we've had in a long time

>>70620380
just in time to save civilization

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>>>40%

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>>70620381
>there is a 60% chance that you are not white

>>70620438
Fact that he is on 4chan this late could mean he is unemployed so it's probably higher than that.

>>70620456

its 12:30 here

you're on past 3 AM

>>70620479
I know what time it is. Are you the first person in your family to learn time zones? Your parents must be so proud.

my cat is a good cat

>>70620511

so for someone complaining about people staying up late, you sure are up late

>>70620511
you don't have to be embarassed
its ok

>>70620524
I am self employed, the majority of Americans are not, so I get to assume you're a wageslave.

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>>70620548
shitposting is not a job

>>70620562
can I get a kiss?

When are real white people hours?

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if by turn 3-4 i could play this with decent amount of creatures in graveyard would it be modern viable?

>>70620562
I don't have a job, I am an employer. Are you a wageslave or a NEETcuck?

>>70620577
just play hearthstone

i thought trump would noramlize us magaboys but all the girls at my uni hate me for when i wear my maga shirt

oh well. . . . .

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>>70620597
>baby card games

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>hearthstone

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>>70620599
That is what you get for wanting 3D pigs.

>>70620597
that game really blows

>>70620579
>I don't have a job, I am an employer.
what does that even mean

>>70620651
dont post that image

>>70620636
anime is japnese and im NOT A RACE mixing KEKOLD

so FUCK
OFF

>>70620663
sorry...

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>he plays red

>>70620661

He makes the money, and rolls the nickles

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>>70620661
I do not work I own assets and pay wages out of the resources I gain from those assets.
>>70620673
East Asians are white. Majority Neanderthal blood = white.

>>70620697
>40%

cage breakers or predator ooze /int/

>doesnt even recognize Meme grips lyrics

wew

going to start playing league of legends and im korean bros
see you in the top

>>70620729
>40%

>>70620729
do not bring in memes in serious geopolitical discussion

>start reading book
>the file I had was just a random 9 page short story under the wrong name

just

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>Moba's

>>70620755
what book were you hoping for?

>>70620699
yeah.. nah
stop it liberal shillary
shoo shoo ctr YOUI FUCKING IDIOTS
YOU
LOST
YOU LOST
WE
WON
WE
WON

im going to keep both and run an 80 card

>>70620772
Coin Locker Babies by Ryu Murakami

Getting the proper file rn

>>70620755
if you enjoyed it then what's there to be disappointed about?

I get all my relationship advice from /r9k/

>>70620788

seems like a foolproof plan

>>70620788
(You)

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How do I get a girlfriend like this?

>>70620810
Be born with superior genetics

>>70620810
rape/ money/ be chad

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>>70620779
>Coin-operated-locker babies is a type of child abuse found primarily in Japan and China. In these cases, unwanted babies are left in public lockers with the presumption that such lockers are regularly checked by attendants and the infant will be found quickly. Unlike an official baby hatch that often includes a sensor to alert caregivers, many children are found dead in these lockers.

crazy gooks desu

whole milk is healthier than 2%, 1%, fat free, and skim milk

update your passwords every 72 days, even if it means changing just a single character

don't use a universal password, use a universal-like password with minor differences with every account

don't use q-tips to clean your ears, even q-tip manufacturers advise against this

flossing is not a meme, a good chunk of oral hygiene problems are linked to a lack of flossing

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>>70620824
What does superior mean?

>>70620830

I dont floss much

but Ive never had cavities. The key is brushing every night

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>>70620810
be californian

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found game breaking card desu

>>70620839
enjoy your gum inflammation

>>70620830
>update your passwords every 72 days
Why?

>>70620840
I don't want a 40% white girlfriend.

>>70620853

brushing implies massaging the gums with the brush, dummy

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Am I a cuck now for fapping to this particular BLACKED?
Ana Foxxx is in my top 5 favorite porn stars

give me a good
BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
post please

>>70620785
it actually wasn't bad. it was just too short too really get something out of and I was really caught off guard by seeing an ending on page 9 when I thought I was heading into a 300 plus page novel

>>70620857
Just a random number of days, but you should realistically update your password 4 times a year.

Say your password is 4848DonkeyAss5

3 months from now just change it to 4848DonkeyAss6 and so on.

>>70620865
Doesn't touch the inner gum linings, which causes most gum disease.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRVrwJeZlHs
miss ya bro

>>70620810
be me desu

>>70620885
No, and that scene strikes me as hilarious for some reason.

>>70620905
I couldnt fucking stand the actual cuck
Not even just him being a cuck, but his face, piercings, tattoo, necklace, and everything just made me want to beat the shit out of him

>>70620922
stop posting this

>>70620898
I only brush 2 times per day but always for 10+ mins each time.

Some times I will get distracted and brush for like 25 minutes.

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>he knows the scene

>>70620939
damn nigga

you're gonna give yourself fluorosis

>>70620922
keep posting this

>>70620933
*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

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>>70620958

Best bud fell for the marriage meme a few years ago
His wife let herself go and doesnt put out anymore
A warning to us all

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>tfw no average /fit/ gf

>10+ mins each time.
Enjoy brushing twice a day is a meme spread by dentists so you destroy your teeth. Brushing firmly, but not too firmly, just once a day then rinsing with alcohol or mouthwash and then flossing is the best dental care routine. Trust me, I've never had so much as a cavity in my life.

>>70620974
ah yes the marriage meme

my old friend fell for it, now divorced and paying $900 checks a month to some dumbfuck kid he only sees twice a year

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man shiposting is fun

>>70620989
we get it, youre canadian

Trump is a terrible president desu

Trump is a great president desu

tfw neither me or roommate will unclog toilet and i gotta shit

>>70621012
>not having a house nigger
fucking canada lmao

>>70621002
We get it, you're 40% white.

>>70621023
>in university

>>70620981
I want to try incorporating mouth wash into my routine.
>>70621012
add to the stew

>>70621049
>not having a token university nigger slave

what the FUCK is happening Canada?

>>70621050
its actually unbearable. like puke upon entry bad

>>70620981
I have never had a cavity in my life, you dirty hick. I can just imagine your hideous gap tooth smile.

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Anyone have any recommendations for books or other resources to learn Urdu?

>>70621084
you dont

>>70620974
I've been married since I was 18 and still going strong desu. My wife is obsessed with fitness and eating healthy still thankfully. Even if she gets a little THICC I'll still love her. But health should always be important, especially as you age.

>>70621069
Is it a clog that you can get?

In my old apt I had a snag that I just couldn't unclog. It was fucking awful. I stood over that wreaking toilet in 90 degree heat 100% humidity for an hour trying to get it free.

Moral of the story: don't flush things down the toilet that don't go there.

>>70621093
i want to talk to my grandpa....

>>70621084
what?

People with poor oral hygiene piss me off so much.

It only takes 10 minutes a day to properly clean your teeth.

How fucking lazy can you be?

>>70621097
>getting married at 18
Literally insane

>>70621097
>google Americans to express how fucked that is,
>a bunch of Muslims come up

>>70621132

youre a milk shill AND an orthodontia shill?

>>70621132
>10 minutes

lmao the hell are you doing in there?

does chess want 2300 elo chess player to immigrate there this place is boring

>>70621132
this so fucking much

people who have bad breath often say flossing is useless

>>70621074
Nice try, but I already said I've never had a cavity. Your argument is unconvincing when you just copy other people.

>>70621108
he's lazy and clogged it and i wont fucking do it because i always do his shit.

i like h3h3

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>>70621134
I took responsibility for impregnating her

>>70621181
stop posting

>>70621167
does canada

make me

>>70621134
It literally is the best option.

ok

>>70621134
They should wait until the eggs are nice and dusty, right?

>>70621193
who is this qt

>>70621132
Same. Smelly people piss me of. It's not that hard to use some deodorant.

>>70621181
[spoiler] i unironically use young turks and secular talk as background noise

>>70621148
>not drinking whole
its not a shill when its the truth

tfw have to shower and toilet smells like mexico

i like canada

>>70621097
Mate knocked up his gf at 21. She gave birth to their daughter and had no need for him after.
I remember sitting in with him babysitting whilst she was out having fun, fucking random guys.
He was working, payed for everything.
She got benefits and kicked him out. He had no receipts she said he contributed nothing.

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>I like canada

Jesus, /pol/ is a fucking trainwreck right now.

>>70621256
>right now

>>70621232

2% or go home

>>70621256
i cant go because of uni spyware whats appening

>>70621285

new

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>>70621250
>I'm 60% white

>>70621249
Held down his job, paying CSA
Then something wondrous happened.
He met her again, one night and they were both on pills/molly for yanks. They fell in love again and made a sister for their daughter.

>>70621302
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I menat 60% non-white fuck my life

>>70621316
only in cyprus

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How do I get a girlfriend like this?

>>70621316
She decided a year in she didn't need him again. He paid for everything again yet this time recording all.
But, the benefit mum was caught working and had claimed thousands.
What did our lad do?
For the sake of his daughters mother he declared he hadn't spent a penny on them.

>>70621454
No happy ending. Women are horrible.
My mate ended himself.