/brit/

anime

's gone missing!

>>70616723
Hey look it's angry France

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Brazilian women are the GOAT

paper YEAAAAAAAAAH

why are all the people on the jenny craig ads here fat chavs

wish i was happy

>>70616728

delet this

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Anime

I have gone past the primitive existence of a mass of material particles and ascended into a metaphysical existence. So long and thanks for all the energy you little Newtonian-bound rodents! By the time I think about this moment again you will all have long succumbed to entropy LOL!

having a go

making an arrangement

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genuinely laughing at the idea of a /brit/ house party

would non-ironically look like this

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>>70616744
The fact that we suffer in our individuality while they live happy lives as just another sheep in the herd is supposedly what makes us better than them.

fuck off icelad you 5'4 gimp dont ever reply to me again, i want to be HAPPY. if that makes me a normoid then SO BE IT.

imagine the rush of ecstasy you'd feel after you punched a stupid aussie run right in his fucking face.

would feel better than any orgasm imaginable

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the fat mexican who likes anime...

made tomato soup and cheese on toast

a lunch of sorts!

>>70616774
You yanks don't understand sarcasm

i don't like anime

>>70616794

alri birkir bjarnason

>>70616794
dont understand this post

>>70616768
I'd do shots with the lads

>>70616774
Don't bully Iceland lad please mate or I may have to shatter that wide yank head of yours alright

>>70616786
lol

>>70616768

>No Anime lads in the corner
>No Kpop lads stood outside cause the janny wont let em in

>>70616792
Why are you doing this at 5am

>>70616786
betoANO

Trump should be banned from the UK, he would cause embarassment to the queen

>>70616824
Anime and Kpop nonces would be strung from the rafters and sodomised

>>70616846
Kinda gay

which lad would you be at the house party

>sips drink
>bobs head to music
>gets offered to play a few games of /fifa/ as the party winds down
>graciously accepts
>loses in the 119' minute to a martial bullet header
>"fucks sake man fair cop"
>books taxi home
>falls asleep sobbing to leave me alone by new order

>>70616846
Would let you sodomise me desu

>>70616853
It's not gay, it's putting them in their place.

>>70616862
im the lad that didnt get invited

>>70616843

The queen is an old, do-nothing cunt who basically lives on the dole. She should be embarrassed.

>>70616862
I'd be the
>drinks to combat the social retardation but ends up drinking far too much and lying on the floor of the bathroom with a crippling migraine for the rest of the night

>The queen is an old, do-nothing cunt who basically lives on the dole. She should be embarrassed.


reported

>>70616862

>playing FIFA

Shoo, shoo, Danno.

>>70616897
Fuck off ignorant paki

>>70616862
usually the one that pulls the girl off the bedroom desu

>>70616862
*texts you the next morning*
Hey lad you left your pint glass at the party

>>70616897
this

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Rorkes BTFO eternally

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February 3

>1399 -- Death of John Gaunt

John of Gaunt was a member of the House of Plantagenet, the third of five surviving sons of King Edward III. From then until 1377, he was effectively the head of the English government due to the illness of his father and elder brother, who were unable to exercise authority. His vast estates made him the richest man in England.

John of Gaunt was a patron and close friend of the poet Geoffrey Chaucer, most famously known for his work The Canterbury Tales.

John of Gaunt's legitimate male heirs are all subsequent sovereigns of Scotland, England, Great Britain and the United Kingdom to the present day.

He is also the ancestor of all subsequent monarchs of the Crown of Castile and united Spain, Portugal, and is also an ancestor of the Habsburg rulers who would reign in Spain and much of central Europe.

>>70616955
what a fucking runt

>>70616862
Would have to make sure I'm the biggest man there and pick a fight with any man who would dispute that

Otherwise start a fight club in the garden and HEEM any man eyeing me the wrong way

Then walk in on the bathroom to find thainonce and some Australian going at it

>>70616743
>"and the food... it's great!"

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hrmm

>>70616862

The one selling red cups on the door

>>70616862
the guy who gets way too drunk but can't pass out so he stumbles around like a zombie until his body shuts down

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the so called "scran"

Currently listening to
Yoko Kanno - Space Lion

What's the most replies one has ever gotten? I've gotten around forty once pretending to be a girl on r9k and inflaming the spergs.

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>>70617054
M-me too

>>70617078
"at least we have mosques" had a couple hundred

delete every post on this website

>>70617078
Got about 30 or 40 posting something about how Americans always use "you're posting on an American imagebpard" as an excuse when Hiro took over

do turks really stole greek culture?????
their music is so similar

>>70617096
Context

>>70617096
doubt anybody's gotten a couple hundred

>>70617114
nice la'

I actually understimated how many I had it was comparable to the "theres nothing wrong with being jewish" image and has been screenshot probably

>>70617130
>>70617135
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/68528695/#68529910

>>70616862
the guy who invites himself in, realizes he's around a bunch of faggots, and immediately regrets ever being there

>>70617114
you're still posting on an american imageboard

>>70617141
the theres nothing wrong with being jewish post had a lot more than that

>>70617119
respond plz

>>70616862
the lad who gets extremely drunk and makes a fool of himself before passing out and everyone draws dicks on his face

>>70617078
>fembot here..
>356 replies later
I've done the same on /pol/ as well, but by pretending to be Muslim

>>70617180
occupy democrats....and trash FDR who was a democrat

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thinkgn bout all the girls i didn't try and get to know in my life

>>70617047
what even is that

>>70617203
its good that they included that

listening to eliphino

taking up the so called stoicism

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>>70617078
best one ive been around for

>>70617203
occupy democrats are communists

>>70617239
context?

>>70617213
shredded steak, melted cheese, hot peppers, and garlic bread bun

>>70617239
What?

>>70617157
>copy of a Japanese website run by a Japanese person
Don't think so mate

>girls with bible quote tattoos in porn

fuck, not even religious girls are safe from degeneracy

>>70617267
the person he was talking about probably died

>>70617250
it was a thread bout that guy from motorhead that died literally hours after this was posted

http://trumpdonald.org/
lmao love this sight

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Canonaki is a pure ancient Greek instrument. The etymology of the word canonaki,
is coming by the Greek word ''Κανών'' ( modern Greek ''Κανόνας''). The Greeks
do not claim anything from the Turks. Turks learned a lot from the Greeks ( sciences, technology, food, music e.t.c. ). Despite the 400 years of slavery, the Greeks preserved
their orthodox christian faith, their culture, their language and their civilization. That' s why, despite the barbaric violence of the Turks, the Greeks won their freedom again. This is
a miracle. It is a victory of the superior Greek-Orthodox civilization against cruel brutality.

shan't

>>70616768
Student days lads shared a house. After halls the Grills would share one nearby.
Party in ours, chill in theirs if need be and Sunday evening they'd come round, clean up we'd order chinkers and watch silly stuff on TV for the come down.

>>70617327
listen normie have another gf and SHUT IT

normies are blue pill

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>Had a college fund from year 1, never used it. Passed it down to my younger sister and if she doesn't use it our younger brother will get it.
>Got keys to the beach condo at 16, haven't been in 2 years. Don't want to take the time off but I'm making myself take a weekend out there to get my fucking head back on straight.
>Bought myself a project car at 18, about to scrap the factory motor and keep saving to put a proper v8 in it
>Got a company black card in my name at 21, don't have much of a credit score
>Have a variety of income properties in the family that I could buy with in-house financing ("pay me x a month and we'll call it a mortgage, we already own it outright")
>Would have to burn our shop to the ground to get fired from the family business
>Used to fuck or date 7+/10 qts through highschool and into my early 20's

Somehow still working 45+ hours a week in a blue collar position AND going to tech school night classes while living in the ghetto trying to build a racecar and not even worrying about meeting another gf right now. Just getting cut up at work and damaging my body for money living around a bunch of crackheads trying to save up to go fast.

>>70617370
>Somehow still working 45+ hours a week in a blue collar position AND going to tech school night classes while living in the ghetto trying to build a racecar and not even worrying about meeting another gf right now. Just getting cut up at work and damaging my body for money living around a bunch of crackheads trying to save up to go fast.

ah yes hmm fascinating

nah

>>70617390
thats how it is senpai

Would not, could not

>>70617409
DO something more productive than building a race car mate

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>>70617423

go see him live. he is an artist and a master of his craft. Its high art. Not for the average person.

evens i continue this miserable existence

odds i do a 'cide on stream

>All these brits telling me to FOY while they are posting on an american website

screeching

>>70617490
sorry for this outcome m8

>>70617440
absolutely hell bent on it, refuse to compromise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxPWxO67rY

>>70617490
>>70617497
i guess kek has a greater purpose for me

evens i stay a virgin

odds i have sex with the next pretty girl i see with or without her consent

>>70617526
What a nerd

Would you rather stab to death an Aussie, Leaf or Yank?

>>70617566
Would not, could not

>>70617566
Yank, they're murdered so often I could probably get away with it

evens i have sex with the qt girl at the dorm party this weekend

odds i dont

>>70617588
>dorm
FOY

>>70617588
>88

sorry mate

>>70617588
>double evens
feels good man

>>70617602
what's the british version?

>>70617588
reported for rape

>>70617588
Why are Scandis so Americanised?
Honestly, you're embarrassing.
Why do you hate yourselves, and your own culture so much you attempt to emulate another?

>>70617632
>Why are Scandis so Americanised?
jews

>Honestly, you're embarrassing.
am i?

>Why do you hate yourselves, and your own culture so much you attempt to emulate another?
i dont

>>70617632
Scandis have a culture?

>>70617632
fuck off

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>>70617180
>>70617246
>the communist kill counts are (heavily disputed)

>>70617632
euros are basically americans
same shows, same music, same websites

>over a 100 posts in
>not a SINGLE hatted man.jpg
for shame, /brit/ is truly dead

>>70617610
The British version is a year in Halls. Meet friends fuck around. Plan your shared house for year 2. You'll have met grills, they're doing the same.
At the end of year 2 people will have fallen out, someone will have fucked someone else's gf from halls and everything falls apart except for the few who got on.
Third year everyone realises it was insane trying to study in that environment and moves away on their own. But it was fun.

why would a qt swedish girl fuck a haitian when she could have a somalian?

>>70617753
there are literally no non-whites studying in my town 2bh

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>>70617753

>>70617752
FOY

>>70617752
font

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CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRHNgLzXjUY

we in it now boys, finna make it happen

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>>70617203
>trash FDR who was a democrat

>>70617828
Fuck off.
Your cunt is a mess.
Everyone is on meth, sorry, 'ice'.
You lads have let yourselves go. Pains me to say.

>>70617868
serves the normie twats right

>>70617868
font

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxEf1-1lDEk

tunr

>>70617868
what's wrong with ice?

how the fuck do I get pas mia
shooting her face slows her down, but there's nowhere to run, unless there's some fucking scripted ex machina somewhere

>>70617886
this

why did the left become so cult-like?
https://www.mytrumpregret.com/get-involved

>>70617946
just wail on her with the hatchet

Ah yes, (((racist))) awards

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4173722/Kanye-Justin-Drake-plan-boycotting-Grammys.html

why are british people so stupid?

>>70617980
yid divide and conquer tactics took them to the extreme

>>70617993
>His reason for boycotting this year's show however is racially motivated.

>Sources say while the Famous singer has picked up a total of 21 trophies in the past, he's never won when going up against a white artist.

need a break from the pc lads

honestly dont know what i'll do though, ive spent every day for the last 8 years sitting in this chair.

>>70618071
read

>>70617989
right, I'm circle strafing around her, I'm smocking the crap out of her and she just isn't going down
this is fucking ridiculous

>>70617868
the meth is why we're so successful

>>70618129
FON
(fuck off nerd)

>Sources say while the Famous nigger has picked up a total of 21 trophies in the past, he's never won when going up against a white artist.

Swiping for girls you actually like on Tinder takes fucking ages

Especially when you don't get many matches haha

>>70618192
maybe you're just an ugly cunt

>>70618181
Why do blacks oppose some nonexistent racism in hollywood while the majority of awarded A list actors are Jewish.

>>70618220
Maybe you need to get a job

guess im not taking that so called 'c break aha

>>70618181
>>70618241
laughing picturing you two IRL. friendless loners that would never speak like this away from your computer screen

people on this site are so fucking pathetic lmao

>>70618250
maybe you need to get a degree

mite do a side

i couldnt kill myself because all of the new music id miss out on

imagine what we'll be listening to in 50 years time

got smelly pits but can't do anything about it because i've run out of deodorant

>>70618270
But I do

>>70618284
literally no good music has come out since the late 90s, and even then most of it was shite

>>70618297
as I do have a job

>>70618310
ah yes, there is no music that sounds identical to the 90s being produced today

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>>70618267
>laughing picturing you two IRL. friendless loners that would never speak like this away from your computer screen
>people on this site are so fucking pathetic lmao

>>70618310
sucks to be you senpai

>>70618310
>muh music
>what music do you like?
>i have 250gb of music saved on my pc

Music "people" are mentally ill. Very few people have the expertise to critique music in an objective way so it just comes down to various feelings and moods or conformism. Want somebody to like you? Affirm all their shitty music tastes because you are affirming them.

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>tfw to smart to enjoy sounds

>>70618343
what about anthony fantano

>>70618343
Oh wait I forgot

>what's your favorite album?
>the year of our lord 2017
>putting any stock in albums

>>70618380
hardly know anything about this guy other than that he's a music critic talking head.

>>70618409
your posts are really shit

>>70618409
hmmm

any proper yank dudes in here?

>>70618482
yank on holiday here

>>70618444
>>70618448
People who genuinely index their entire personality with various forms of music or listen to it constantly are ill. What I said was absolutely correct by the way. People (especially music people) LOVE when you affirm their music taste because there is hardly if any objectivity involved--the music in question being appreciated in a purely subjective way. Try this out.

It crudely reminds me of Jungian archetypes where people will essentially mirror the various moods and themes created by certain bands.

>oh no so sad listen to the smiths
>im just like morrissey!

>>70618556
not reading this. but based on your other posts the same can be said for literally anything relating to any sort of taste.

>>70618556
just stop. this shit is terrible

just accidentally turned on narrator lol

>>70618604
did it start narrating your life?

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psst.... ur hotel is shit m8

a brit in dover asked me if we had woolworths in america.

he was fascinated to discover woolworths is american

>>70618638
haitiANO

>>70618642
I'd be surprised if you had electricity in America 2bh

>>70618642
i'll put my penis in your arsehole m80

If you mention in the pub that you intend to drive from, say, Surrey to Cornwall, a distance that most Americans would happily go to get a taco, your companions will puff their cheeks, look knowingly at each other, and blow out air as if to say, 'Well, now that's a bit of a tall order,' and then they'll launch into a lively and protracted discussion of whether it's better to take the A30 to Stockbridge and then the A303 to Ilchester or the A361 to Glastonbury via Shepton Mallet. Within minutes the conversation will plunge off into a level of detail that leaves you, as a foreigner, swivelling your head in quiet wonderment.

>>70618721
we invented electricity actually

>>70618721
>>70618723
oh fuck off

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>>70618734
>Be American
>Think you invented everything

No wonder your country is going to hell in a hand basket.

>>70618741
right up to my balls

>>70618766
funny enough i invented this picture

>>70618766
>>70618775
oh FUCK off

>Americans believe they invented electricity


Screeching

cya nerds
I'm off to watch anime

Consider how much news space in Britain is devoted to marginal American figures like Oliver North, Lorena Bobbitt, and OJ. Simpson a man who played a sport that most Britons don't understand and then made commercials for rental cars and that was it and compare that with all the news reported in any year from Scandinavia, Austria, Switzerland, Greece, Portugal and Spain. It's crazy really. If there's a political crisis in Italy or a nuclear spill in Karlsruhe, it gets maybe eight inches on an inside page. But if some woman in Shitkicker, West Virginia, cuts off her husband's dick and flings it out the window in a fit of pique, it's second lead on the 9 O'clock News and The Sunday Times is mobilizing the 'Insight' team.

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i would accept this man as my bf

Hi! What's your favorite album? Does anyone remember classic MTV? I live my life as if I were a character in a Nine Inch Nails music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ3jvPeYXf0

bird from cornwall called me a yanklet when she saw my little willy

http://m.timesofindia.com/city/jaipur/use-loo-and-earn-rs-2500-per-month/articleshow/56880690.cms
Now I can be rich

>>70618825
brits are obsessed with americans desu, its really noticeable when you visit

>brits

whom

>Isn't this exactly what the postmodernists talked about, how people are mimicing actors on television and other media we are bombarded with. I think rather than alcohol and weed it's television which has caused this.

>Isn't this exactly what the postmodernists talked about, how people are mimicing actors on television and other media we are bombarded with. I think rather than alcohol and weed it's television which has caused this.

>Isn't this exactly what the postmodernists talked about, how people are mimicing actors on television and other media we are bombarded with. I think rather than alcohol and weed it's television which has caused this.

NPCs everywhere lads I always ALWAYS try to identify NPCs

brummies mainly

>>70618889
brits. british people. people from the uk

>>70618642
woolworths is Australian

>watching video tape
>"u failed"
failed fucking what?! it's a fucking video tape
fuck capcom

>>70618903
>British people

literally no such thing

>>70618905
>t mentally retarded leaf that googles woolworths and sees an AU site come up as the first result and therefore thinks woolworths is australian

>>70618873
We're not shitposting on /cum/ chap.
>>70618837
MOM I'm having a think here Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPz21cDK7dg

whites are just Indians who migrated to cold areas

>>70618931
cartwheeling to this post

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>tfw English heritage - NOT British

>>70618965
good lad

ah yes... the old ... 'cide

>>70618987
you live in arguably the best country on earth mate. what could be so wrong

>Yank replies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

might crack open the ol' cide'

>>70619010
this is you
>>70618905

>>70618999
Wew

just put my knob balls deep into a yank's arsehole, lads.

>>70619039
wish it was me

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>>70618940
this

>>70619058
this is you
>>70618905

>>70616750
fag

>>70618931
there is no other wolworths but the aussie one

>>70618931
woolworths is australian foy

Animal smugglers arrested Ivory Coast.
Breakfast TV in Britland
We have no news but the trade of baby chimpanzees.
Could be worse I spose. They don't seem to be Islamic or refugees.

paddlin the school canoe

Just bought microsoft haha

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>>70618931
>Yanks spend all their time taking credit for Canadian achievements
>Now they've moved on to trying to steal from Australians

Shaking my head, family.

>>70619109
hahah btfo

Fucking hell

Went to bed at like 12 and I've woke up now 2 hours later. Tried going back to sleep but felt like I was lying here for half an hour

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>>70619058
howling

>>70616703
I HATE YOU TRACEY BEAKER

why was justine littlewood such a bitch?

starting my career in 2 days lads. very nervous that they're going to realize how stupid i am

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>might crack open the ol' cide'

>>70619138
And Peter Capaldi isnt Dr Who because he hates it, then Brexit then more brexit then the aging Scot woman with the huge tits doing weather.

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>>70619211
>why did daddy get me this job
>my feet hurt
>that receptionist is pretty
>why are those guys looking at me funny
>i hope the boss likes me
>how does the copier work

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kind of hate how frogs have become "political" because they're so qt

niggas bustin shots like they lost they minds
like 25 to life never crossed they minds

Lads

I need to order a laptop for an employee in the UK and it has to be at his place by Thursday at the latest (tomorrow would be better).

I want to buy him a thinkpad, which website ships immediately (assuming the item in question is on stock)? Money is not an issue.

Pls


Gott beschütze England!

>>70619240
im pretty outgoing so not worried about those things. more like how the fuck do i even do this when I only have had internships and no full time salaried jobs

>>70619254
ebay

>>70619256
1. show up time
2. make mr. noseberg money

might release a breeding pair of cane toads into Australia for a laugh

>>70619254
If money is no object, phone the company directly and explain that you will pay whatever to get it there today.

Your revolting Franco-German accent will make you credible and they will be motivated to fill your request

>>70619311
I'm American, baby.

What company should I call?

>>70619254
Idk about a thinkpad but if you're serious call Novatech in Portsmouth. They can get you anything and next day.

Now i'm hungry too :/

>>70619323
Whatever company akes the laptop you want to buy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuO_IiJOSGM

>>70619285
only thing that makes me feel better is I hear that half the people in the workforce barely know what they are doing and just are competent enough to get by

>>70619359
i don't know any companies in the UK.

>tfw American born and raised in Switzerland and the farthest I've ever been away from Switzerland was Germany

>>70619392
>i don't know any companies in the UK

How do you have UK employees?

>>70619392
Still paying American tax?
That dual citizenshit is expensive, isn't it?

time for some real comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS8UXVsIiP4

>>70619391
my dad said he was always astonished at much thicker people were in business than they were in univeristy.

he worked his way up a company and then quit and made a multimillion dollar company before he was 40

it was a different world for university educated baby boomers imo

>>70619456
All baby boomers should be killed

>>70619482
yeah

>>70619392
>>70619422
Still curious to know.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484502759853.webm

>>70619419
I work at the university of Basel, we have employees all over the world. But none of them know anything about computer products.
>>70619422
Nope, and I never renewed my passport (expired when I was 10). Fun fact: Switzerland is one of the few countries that taxes its expats as well, but only the men (conscription exempt tax, now THAT shit is expensive!).

Swiss posters reeks of nepotism

>>70619580
kek. u just mad coz u ain't gettin non of dem sweet mountain chew gold.

what is up my negro amigos

>>70619596
hello nigger

>>70619564
reckon the ocean should fuck off

http://www.strawpoll.me/12238175

http://www.strawpoll.me/12238175

http://www.strawpoll.me/12238175

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don't eat ethnic food

*eats ethnic english food*

Morning lads x

>>70619566
>Fun fact
Well I know how Switzerland works with tax and how US expats shit themselves when they relocate there to work.. They shed their citizenship asap.
t. some family are ex-Texan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ERzPFCE7B0

just uploaded a new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afnMo9Y_1Pc

Breakfast: palacinke

Lunch: shawarma

Dinner: butter chicken

>>70619676
ex-TN here. I don't know if I'm technically still a citizen nor do I care. My place is here. Always has been, always will be. It's fun tricking the locals into believing I'm some Mississippi hillbilly and then suddenly switch to Swiss German though.

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>>70619747

just got home lads

brewing some peppermint tea

>>70619765
underrated post

>>70619750
I hope we're not related. That would be awkward af.

>>70619765
overrated post

>>70619793
overrated country

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485704232022.webm

canadians are just awesome. cherish every one of their posts

>>70619793
disagree tb h

>>70619765
overrated post

>>70619803
cherished

>>70619809
who watches stuff like that?

>>70619809
i came. post the one with his sister

>>70619784
What the hell are you doing in Cyprus anyway?

>>70619816
this post is a bit late to the party

doing a shit, as they say

>>70619847
*poop

>>70619842
fucking little boys most likely. what else do you do there?

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>So you're here for the job interview? Tell me about yourself!

>>70619869
SHARTING at this post

>>70619829
i hope shes cute

why the fuck do pakis pronounce pakistan like "bok o ston" when it is spelt pakistan

>>70619866
You couldn't point it out on a map you fat fuck.
To be fair. Me neither

my foot is pretty fucked
it was fine immediately after I fell but now I can't even walk.

going to try to make it upstairs to bed.

>>70619869
really funny post hahah howling

Business idea: /brit/ purge day where all yanks are allowed to be killed for a 24 hour period

>>70619888
Why, I can due to my sheer knowlege of mythology. Not talking about Christianity either, I mean Greek mythology

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>walking down the street
>"oi poofter give us yer wallet or we'll fucking do ya"!"

what do?

cover all 9000 taste buds

>>70619945
do a little dance

I know quite a lot about the location of Cyprus due to my extensive knowledge of Turkish mythology

>>70619945
Make a new /brit/ and wallow in being a Yank that made a new /brit/
Witty pic.
Go on, you know you want to

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>>70619911

who does this cyprus twat think he is? lucky i don't put my boot through his fucking neck

n
>>70620028
>>70620028
>>70620028

>>70619985
okay