Square footage edition
please no more housing discussion
Anime
anime
Alri thailad.
good edition
Dwarf Fortress is cool but needlessly intricate and not streamlined. Not saying it should be dumbed down but rather it does not feel finished as if you were beta testing a mod where half the functions involve a terminal.
>>70615511
>>70615515
excellent posts
>>70615519
Alri
NON jf baiting OP please
fuck off yank
ITS LIKE NAZI GERMANY
I'm going to make a tea with chocolate milk
has anyone here tried this before?
anyone have a picture of that aussie bender's bum?
>british houses are literally dwarf fortresses
>Dwarf Fortress is cool but needlessly intricate and not streamlined. Not saying it should be dumbed down but rather it does not feel finished as if you were beta testing a mod where half the functions involve a terminal.
>>70615520
thanks
>>70615480
I would rather live in the UK or Japan out of all of these countries desu
Reeeeee
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Roooo
>>70615480
>eurosmalls
>>70615545
Close. I've made tea cocoa
>why yes this washing machine should go right next to the oven
>>70615560
normingtons lad??
>>70615482
its really easy to play
people just complain about the UI which desu is not that bad
their real issue is >muh grafix 90% of the time.
>>70615557
Dwarf Fortress would honestly be a god tier game if it was in the hands of competent developers like Mount and Blade.
>>70615480
My house is a bit over 3500sq ft.
I personally prefer smaller houses though, scared of someone being in my house and me not knowing.
>>70615556
LMAO
>>70615480
does this take into account storeys? most people like in single storey houses here unless they're a billionaire
How do you get through the night lads?
Everyone else is asleep
Do I make you horny
>tfw to dumb 4 dwarve fortress
>>70615581
They're AT IT AGAIN
>Dwarf Fortress would honestly be a god tier game if it was in the hands of competent developers like Mount and Blade.
Fanasize about living in one of those cozy and tiny stone carved houses the dwarves live in in World of Warcraft.
>dwarves is incorrect while dwarfs isnt
fuck off
>>70615601
me
>>70615559
Really? Id rather live in literally every single one of those places over UK besides China and HK
Not even slightly kidding
>>70615610
are you retarded?
>Brit houses don't even have basements or laundry rooms
Absolutely rolling
>>70615610
Nonsense. Maybe in your shithole. I live in a 2 story house and my parents aren't billionares.
STOP BULLYING ME!!!!!
What's your favourite facial expression?
Can't believe British houses don't even have fridge rooms or oven rooms
thai chicANO
>>70615645
FUCK OFF
we have this discussion literally every day
January 30th:
>"Delaroche's painting, 'Charles I Insulted by Cromwell's Soldiers', is an allegory for the mocking of Christ.
1649:
Charles's beheading was scheduled for Tuesday, 30 January 1649. Two of his children remained in England under the control of the Parliamentarians: Elizabeth and Henry. They were permitted to visit him on 29 January, and he bade them a tearful farewell. The following morning, he called for two shirts to prevent the cold weather causing any noticeable shivers that the crowd could have mistaken for fear. At about 2:00 p.m.,Charles put his head on the block after saying a prayer and signalled the executioner when he was ready by stretching out his hands; he was then beheaded with one clean stroke.
His last words were: "I shall go from a corruptible to an incorruptible Crown, where no disturbance can be."
>>70615661
FAT SMELLY BLUBBERY YANK BOY
>>70615655
what i said is true though, you're an anomaly and don't change the facts
thailad pick up on skype
>>70615599
it already is a god tier game
it just suffers from a long autistic development and the fact that it doesn't have multithreading.
>>70615632
Why that desuka
>>70615670
I've actually been to quite a few homes of rich Americans with walk-in fridges.
>>70615648
square footage is a measure of floor space it has nothing to do with the amount of stories
>tfw british houses are so small you can't even ride a mobility scooter to the fridge room
could really go for a penis up the ol' 'umhole, any volunteers?
g2g, cu l8r
>>70615692
I'd like this gimmick even more if it turned out you were actually calling someone pretending to be me.
>>70615678
proddies ruin everything
Charles wuz a good boi
>>70615709
It somewhat does. Basements and garages generally aren't included in square footage in the US.
>>70615610
most houses are 2 stories wtf are you on about
>>70615722
*goes invisible and chats to other people instead*
When was the last time you explored your malehole?
>british houses are so small that they need to roll the bed up to open the fridge
>>70615718
Might be a bit too old for ya haha
>>70615684
*drives through my average middle class suburb*
>8/10 homes are two story
Just because you're poor doesn't mean everyone else is lad.
>>70615729
depends on if the basement is finished or not
>>70615709
>second stories don't add floor space
?
Do Ashtraylians really live in bungalows
>>70615736
every day when I apply cream for my hemorrhoids
Just realized left wingers cry fascism in literally the exact same way right wingers cry communism.
>>70615723
wow way to ruin his gimmick baka
>>70615734
>>70615744
mate even in the more yuppie gated communities i've seen, most of the houses were single storey
you must live in some hipster suburb of melbourne
>>70615760
good post
>>70615747
you can have a 5000 square foot house be any number of stories from single to whatever is practical and it will still always be a 5000 square foot house
pic of the so called bum
>>70615628
Come to upstate new york, you can buy a ton of land and a house for cheap. You can get a 2500sq home for $300-350 in this area and its on 1/4 or 1/2 acre of land. Very quiet area, no violent shit.
You can get even better prices if youre willing to be even more away north or west. You can probably get an older house for $60-110k with a few acres of land.
>>70615770
oh fuck
>>70615780
o-ok
>Pointing out equal numbers of Polish Jews and Christians were genocided is now Holocaust denial
>>70615775
>you can have a 5000 square foot house be any number of stories from single to whatever is practical and it will still always be a 5000 square foot house
can scarcely imagine how large 5000 square feet is to be fair
why are houses measured in volume?
>>70615772
Alternatively, you must live in a literal caravan park
When I lived in Britain, I stayed in my girlfriend's parent's home. They were fairly wealthy and had a 3/4 million pound house. It was still so cramped that getting around the place was uncomfortable as fuck. Many of the bedrooms were so small that they couldnt even fit a dresser and single bed in and still be able to open the door. They didn't even have room for a dryer or a garage that could actually fit a car. I actually bought a home that was twice the size of theirs in the US for the equivalent of 80k pounds.
>>70615801
Fuck off racist.
>>70615772
I live in brisbane you pleb
every house on my street is two stories at least
>>70615780
>1/4 or 1/2 acre
>ton of land
lol this is british tier
>>70615811
GRACEVILLE
>>70615811
>implying not a billionaire
>>70615811
>>70615822
WAGGA WAGGA
>>70615746
Even finished, they generally don't.
BIG fan of Opera and the theater in general
much more entertaining than TV
>>70615832
GIVE US ONE UP THE NOONGA
>>70615803
square feet is not a measure of volume it's a measure of a plane
have you really no idea how many square feet your own home is?
>Yanks still going on about house square footage
Literally the equivalent of people who say North Korea is a paradise because they have free healthcare
What's Your Favourite South American Country?
>>70615746
Recently had the basement finished, some areas require you have a fire escape. Literally cut a bit of the foundation up and make a shitty window that anyone can kick down and enter your house.
Thank god I live in a peaceful area thats 97% white and most people are well off. Only thing that happens here is I think some older person having a medical emergency once in a while.
>>70615843
ITS THA PALEECE MAN RAHN RAHN
>tfw still can't get morrowind to work
>don't want to re-install and have to fumble through all my mods again
>>70615849
Do people say that?
>BIG fan of Opera and the theater in general
I have to go to college in 3 hours.
I haven't slept all night because I needed to do an assignment.
I don't know how to manage.
I'm at college till 5 and then straight to boxing till half 7 all without sleep. What do? Skip the boxing?
>>70615852
Chile
>>70615852
chile
>>70615852
*shatters your skull with a can of baked beans lobbed from afar*
>>70615810
>Literally can't talk about my ancestors being slaughtered and imprisoned in the millions because the Jews had it a bit worse
>>70615882
Steady on
>>70615852
chile
>>70615876
>>70615878
youve never even been
>>70615852
Chile
>>70615869
North Koreans do
>>70615852
Chilly
>>70615885
You don't have ancestors you have mother cells you fucking amoeba
>>70615891
no but i did fuck a chilean girl once, she was lovely
>>70615845
>a single point
>e.g. 12 in^1 (1 = a single point)
>line
>width without breadth
>e.g. 12 in^2
>plane
>width and breadth and height
>e.g 15 in^3 (squared meaning three dimensional squares note the power)
>metaphysical four dimensional space
>e.g. 15 in^4
>>70615915
font
suckin' on my titties like you wanted me. callin' me all the time like blondie. check out my chrissy behind, it's fine all of the time. what else is in the teaches of peaches ? like sex on the beaches. huh ? what ?
really enjoy greek music
london
>>70615934
>>70615910
youve never been
*sits down next to you, my hand gently resting on your thigh*
>>70615954
bender
January 31
>1943 - German Field Marshal Friedrich Paulus surrenders to the Soviets at Stalingrad
Paulus followed Adolf Hitler's orders to hold his forces' position in Stalingrad under all circumstances, despite the fact that he was completely surrounded by strong Soviet formations. Paulus requested permission from Hitler to surrender.
Hitler responded by promoting Paulus to Generalfeldmarschall. Hitler noted that there was no known record of a Prussian or German field marshal ever having surrendered. The implication was clear: Hitler expected Paulus to commit suicide. Hitler implied that if Paulus allowed himself to be taken alive, he would shame Germany's military history.
Paulus and his staff were captured on the morning of 31 January 1943. From 1953 to 1956, he lived in Dresden, East Germany.
>Maisie Williams uploaded a video
>8 months ago
>still watching London has fallen
>entire squad of sas is just running up middle of an alley getting mowed down with no attempt at tactical movement
ahh yes
>>70615954
*whips out my john thomas and slaps you in the face with it*
>>70615916
are you actually retarded?
point: 0 in
line: 12 in
plane: 144 in^2
volume: 1728 in^3
a plane is flat and has only width and length you dumb cunt
maybe the memes about amerieducation are right
>>70615968
What is that film even about
>>70615964
I do not see what people like about her
only one here whos been to chile
>>70615974
stop embarrassing us please
the gf
>>70615989
literally big strong american man saves london from terrorism
>>70615991
>>70615950
Pretty sure I've been there when its cold out. Hated it.
>are you actually retarded?
>point: 0 in
>line: 12 in
>plane: 144 in^2
>volume: 1728 in^3
>a plane is flat and has only width and length you dumb cunt
>maybe the memes about amerieducation are right
>>70616008
WHY AM I AWAKE
WHY DO I LET MYSELF RUN OUT OF EMERGENCY BENZOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I BET THE NORMIES DID THIS
I want a new life lads. There's nothing for me here.
Gonna join the legion
>>70616013
reminds me of my way home from dublin
>>70616026
GOOD post
Why are women so pretty, and what can we do?
>>70616007
Were the Chinese also involved
Every modern blockbuster seems to need to involve London and China in some way
*brrrrRRRRRRRRAAAAFFFPPTTT*
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF*
>>70616030
Doubt they'd accept an Aussie desu
>>70616030
they probably wouldn't take you desu
my dick is 7 square inches
>>70615835
that's just people looking to cheat on their property tax
>>70615916
planes are two dimensional
>>70615814
You can get more land but it really depends on what type of person you are. I live in a nice area, I personally dont care too much about land. I hate cutting the grass, everything else outweighs it though.
I live 10 minutes from one of the biggest shopping areas in this county, highway is the same. 25 mins to the city, if I wanted more land I can go out a bit more and easily buy a house with 5-40 acres of land for cheap but I would be about 40-50 minutes away. Id have to deal more with uneducated hick cucks.
>>70616035
nah some middle eastern arms dealer or something
>>70616034
dont know. everything they do is so cute
>>70616043
better than any of those eastern shitholes
>>70616046
no harm in trying. worst that happens is I get a little holiday in France
One day I'll go to a Tesco extra at 4am just to see what it's like
my erect willy is 16 mL
>>70616068
It's just not fair
Do I:
a) Sleep
b) Wank and then sleep
c) Sit in the dark and contemplate what my life has come to that I'm awake at quarter past four in the morning deciding whether to wank or not
>>70616035
China are huge consumers of Hollywood films and have become a near vital market
Movies such as Mad Max had a hard time getting a sequel solely because it wasn't popular in China despite it's huge success
my erect willy is 7 kelvin
>>70616034
like this one t b f
>>70616089
Hmmm
>>70616092
What movies do Chinamen like?
>>70616101
too bad she looks like a soulless lefty communist whore
>>70616115
Minions
>>70616115
Micheal Bay
>>70616089
c leading into a
>>70616092
too bad China is even worse than the US for having absolutely shit taste.
>>70616078
>better than any of those eastern shitholes
that's literally why you wouldn't get chosen though..the people they choose are desperate and poor, who see $40,000 a year as a lot of money.
if you take westerners, they'll go awol and run home the moment it gets too tough for them. you'll get eaten alive turtlemong
February 1
>1793 -- France declares war on the United Kingdom
Britain expelled the French ambassador following the execution of Louis XVI and on 1 February France responded by declaring war on Great Britain. France drafted hundreds of thousands of men, beginning a policy of using mass conscription to deploy more of its manpower than the autocratic states could manage to do.
France suffered severe reverses at first. One of these was the first serious taste of action for an unknown young artillery officer Napoleon Bonaparte.
By the end of the year French armies had won victories on all fronts, and as the year closed they began advancing into the Netherlands.
dear lord is there a bigger self righteous douchebag alive than Henry Rollins?
>>70616099
that's pretty cold
>when someone calls a song a waltz, but it's not actually a waltz
>>70616137
True
They are also having a negative affect on the production of comedy movies because the Chinese prefer watching their own comedies
>>70616140
i used to listen to black flag a lot, dunno what rollins is up to these days though
>>70616137
They're literally to intelegent for smart movies
They love turning their brains off and just having fun
>>when someone calls a song a waltz, but it's not actually a waltz
>>70616162
>They are also having a negative affect on the production of comedy movies
this is a good thing though
shall be going outside for a think
Things I like:
> sleeping
> bed
> going for walks
> sandwiches
Things I don't like:
> Normies
> working
> normals
> NORMBLES
worth mentioning that China only gets allotted 10 foreign films to officially release per year. and it is the best thing ever for a film to be one of those 10 because it means $$$
>>70616155
is this a waltz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t6F8BTwd9o
>tfw when no gf who know red pill but it that feel
>>70616176
t. Bing Wu Li
hahaha the president has a gun now and is now mowing down brown terrorists
Things I like:
> chilling
> hockey
Things I don't like:
> irish weather
> driving on the m50 (HATE IT)
>>70616101
post the one who looks retarded
>>70616198
PHENOMENA post
>>70616198
things i like:
>this post
c:
cant stop shitting and farting lads.
not feeling too well in the gut
>>70616214
*chain smokes*
*spits every few minutes*
*plays mahjong*
NEED to pee and get a beer but my foot is in absolutely dire straights right now after completely fucking it up in the gym
tripped over my own dumbells while I was carrying a barbell back to the rack
made an ass out of myself and now I can't walk on my left foot.
might have to unironically pee in a bottle
>>70616229
I fucking wish
>>70616233
el chilANgO
>>70616099
That's a chilly willy
>>70616137
Canada has the worst taste desu
>when she looks at your work and tells you what a great job you did
:v
>>70616241
*snorts loudly*
*cheats on exams*
*plays counter strike*
*takes off shoes*
*pisses in public*
>>70616263
there is a pic where she is a cookie and looks good
told my runt employee he did a good job even though he didn't
finally got a decent match on tinder. best part is she's 18. might have a chance. i'm a 23 yr old kv, so i figure hopefully an 18 won't have too much experience and won't notice how awkward i am
don't go to art school
>>70616082
Wouldn't recommend it, mate. You get some right nutters.
heheh paper yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
leafs have terrible taste.
haitiANO
i kind of look like the guy from mr robot in addition to having the same kind of mental issues
>>70616292
All Tinder women have significant experience.
>>70616292
She'll have had six cocks rammed up her shitter per day since she was 16
>>70616297
Heh... thing is mate... *leans towards you* ... I am a bit of a nutter
>>70616316
at the same time?
Ari
>>70616316
didnt know ur mum was on tinder ha
ha
ha
>>70616275
Koreans are the counter strike nerds
>>70616301
>>70616311
Pics
just matched with this girl on flint 'n' tind'er
alri thailad
Top 3 posts of the thread so far?
My votes
>>70615511
>>70615577
>>70616265
>>70616339
No that'd be ridiculous
>>70616344
cool it with the anti-semetic remarks
debate this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIlsMKu67q0
>>70616343
counter strike is huge in china. there are literally billboards for it
wheeled my computer chair over to the sink and peed in that
couldn't make it to the fridge
alri
>>70616294
>>70616263
>>70616207
best three posts are the moment
>>70616363
All me
think I'm going to take up the gimmick of not linking to the posts I'm replying to, that way people have to read more carefully if they want to know which posts go with which
alri thailad
the so called "hayd" here
>>70616368
GIMMIEDAT
>>70616401
it's a very unrewarding gimmick 2bh. Doesn't feel good using it.
good gimmick
hahaha the bad guy in this is Dr pavel
>>70616375
It's not everywhere where you can tell people you have done that without them thinking too much of it
+1
Awful gimmick
>>70616388
You're a good poster
might watch force awakens for the 5th time
Owned some hags yesterday afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Uvwze7fX8
>>70616434
Don't reply to me again
might go on omegle and chat up some yank birds
up the villa btw xx
Shit gimmick desu
>>70616440
It's shit, watching Rogue One made me realise how shit it was and how much better it could have been
>>70616440
Terrible movie. Not a single one of the newer Star Wars films is anywhere near watchable.
Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Manchester
2. Edinburgh
3. Glasgow
4.Dublin
5. Blackpool
munching a durrie and sipping some canada dry ginger ale
>>70616450
Stay away from our women
*is pride of the midlands*
you guys heard of that new show jersey shore??
its on now
and I said what about breakfast at tiffanies
>>70616470
1. Southampton
2. Others
>>70616470
boring list
Is Suffolk the best part of Britain?
>>70616464
Did you notice Grand Moff was CGI'd?
I hear some people never realised it
Lemmings. All of you. Rodents.
>>70616487
who's tiffanie?
>>70616477
>0 (zero) wins in 9
>>70616500
Shut up nerd
in reddit.................things...........happen....
i dislike Piers morgan
Top 5 Cities in the US:
1. Pittsburgh
2. Cleveland
3. Houston
4. Stars Hollow
5. Toronto
>>70616422
>>70616432
>>70616433
>>70616457
You're all runts dancing on my strings.
I merely implanted an idea in your minds, and you immediately went out to execute my wishes like the puppets you are.
Wish I had this lad's gaff
>run thread scanner
>four unique mexican posters here
what
me when i cant be arsed to reply to any of my ucas offers or prepare a portfolio for my interview
>>70616498
Go to bed you fucking GNOME
>>70616498
Yeah it was a bit uncanny valley desu, hard to put my finger on why though. I think it was almost as if it was too perfect, the way his mouth moved and the way his skin reflected light, just seemed very sterile and weird
>>70616449
m( ._.)m
>>70616519
go home nazi
thanks for the (you)
haitiANO
>>70616536
You better be a 6'4 shithouse talking to me like that or I would absolutely tear you asunder
>>70616527
>having all that money for 'ture
>that size tv
>still having a fucking 360
only the welsh
>>70616519
came up with a funny retort for this post but i've forgotten it
>>70616519
r/asstastic
Good quality bait anyone??
for the ones who refuse to believe me
>>>/pol/110166627
need a big hurly bf
will non-ironically sit on your lap
any takers
>>70616565
france
>>70616526
Ah yes, the amusing delusions of power of a lesser life form. You may forgo replying to this if you prefer something less intellectually taxing.
>>70616543
Lemming.
>>70616565
vi ses kanker
>>70616541
Reply to me instead :3c
>>70616527
This one looks more cozy tbqh
>>70616557
That's a muh heritage American lad's place he posted it last thread
>>70616538
> the way his skin reflected light
Yeah the subsurface scattering was what I really noticed. His skin was too translucent
>>70616557
that's a projector not a tv
Why does Holland have three names e.g. Netherlands and Amsterdam.
February 2
>1901 – Funeral of Queen Victoria.
Following a custom she maintained throughout her widowhood, Victoria spent the Christmas of 1900 at Osborne House on the Isle of Wight. Rheumatism in her legs had rendered her lame.
She died on Tuesday, 22 January 1901, at half past six in the evening, at the age of 81. Her son and successor King Edward VII, and her eldest grandson, Emperor Wilhelm II of Germany, were at her deathbed. Her favourite pet Pomeranian, Turi, was laid upon her deathbed as a last request.
In 1897, Victoria had written instructions for her funeral, which was to be military as befitting a soldier's daughter and the head of the army, and white instead of black. She was dressed in a white dress and her wedding veil
this tranny is really bisexual even by their standards
>>70616596
point stands lad
xbox 360 is pleb tier
>>70616584
Looks too much like a recording studio
>>70616587
Exactly, I think it goes to show that likely even years from now it will still be impossible to have CGI next to real flesh and blood actors and have nobody be able to tell the difference, there's just too much subtlety and imperfection the human eye can notice subconsciously
Ah yes, it's a /brit/ full of smelly JFs episode.
>>70616557
i don't think that's a tv, it's a fucking projector lmao
that's just sad.
can't think of anything more deano than playing video games after the age of 17
>>70616617
It's near 5 in the morning la
doing a read about stoffel the honeybadger
>>70616527
http://is2.4chan.org/tv/1485837067058.webm
hmmmm interesting that
rorke
wish i had friends
>>70616608
>Not playing Halo 3 with the lads
Runt
kek
how have we not got a european championship lads
literally pondering
getting involved
>>70616584
>a fucking typewriter
alri hipster lad
70616659
drumpf is turning the federal government into a (((((reality show))))
>>70616616
Yeah we humans are just too adapt at noticing these subtleties and even the smallest mistakes can give us that eerie sense of uncannyness
>>70616646
Do you want to be a filthy fucking normal
>>70616686
i want to be happy
bigger nigger
>>70616617
Then go away
>>70616696
The fact that we suffer in our individuality while they live happy lives as just another sheep in the herd is supposedly what makes us better than them