/cum/ in 2030 edition
>>70615121
my town is so dead lmao
hahaha california's gonna be sinking into the sea soon enough with all those earthquakes right?
>>70615121
>Florida gone
Anything of value lost?
>Even god hates Florida
Checks out.
>tfw the beach is closer to my house
can't wait
>>70615325
Please don't die mexibro ;_;
>>70615378
>>70615381
>>70615325
your town is shit lolol|
>>70615121
>florida betrayed Gore
>first state to disappear
>>70615121
for more accuracy http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
>>70615121
New orleans confirmed for future atlantis
>>70615460
According to him it's already supposed to be off the map
>>70616425
So the thread isn't dead??
>>70616474
There are two but I saw this one first
>>70615121
how come the water rises in the great lakes as well
How long until first constitutional crisis?
>>70616497
What are you even talking about, it isnt changing on the map
>>70616502
Not until 2018
when Republicans achieve 2/3 of state legislatures and call a constitutional congress :^)
/cum/ should be renamed to /cu|m/
>>70616502
Literally already happening.
>>70616770
no lets leave it to rest. I actually like the mexi posters. at least they arent jerry
>>70616909
CHI
>>70615121
>tfw beachfront property
*dabs*
>i dont watch anime
>Buy tasty dessert for dinner so i dont have to make dinner
>Family member eats it
I fucking hate when this happens, now i have peanuts and quesadillas for dinner.
why most good American bands come from California?
>Why yes I am an anime fan
>>70617902
I want to bully that demon
i want an anime girl to step on my cock
>>70617910
Upper middle class kids have a lot of free time and money. It will change once Sacramento taxes everyone into lower middle class status.
Lads, I'm trying to go to bed but i am so fucking angry over something that just happened between me and somebody important that I cannot sleep. What should I do?
>>70617902
delete this
>>70617910
because California only produces the best
>>70617916
please dont, she already gets enough
>>70617941
What any sensible person would do, drink.
If dubs I have too
>>70617956
fair enough
>>70617941
Can you provide any more details? It will both help us figure out what you should do and will let you vent to release some of that emotion.
>>70617954
mmmm thats the ticket
gonna take a cold shower lads wish me luck
>>70617988
REALLY makes me think
>>70618001
May the luck of the Irish smile on ya
>>70617988
delete this racist hate-fact
>>70617967
I think I'm gonna end up breaking it off with my significant other. It's been going on for quite a while and it's always the same shit. I'm just really fed up with it. I'm at a really stressful point in my life too and they only seem to be putting more strain on me. They crossed a number of lines in the relationship that I told them that I was uncomfortable with. Enough is enough I guess. Either that or I really need some distance.
>>70617916
>>70617902
>>70617954
I wanna impregnate that demon.
about to go to mickey D's to get a vanilla cone and some mcnugs
any of y'all want something added on to the order?
demons are not for lewd
Us crown molding a globalist conspiracy to sell twice as much molding? I'm sitting here looking at it and wondering if it really improves the room.
>>70617988
just nuke that shithole already
>>70618056
well she sure isnt helping
>>70618061
>wanting to live in a boring box
everyone in /cum/ will get cute anime girlfriends in 2017!
>>70618054
Yeah get me some mcchickens please bud
>>70618054
Can u get me a mcflurry
>>70618094
all my patience will finally pay off
>>70618054
>mickey D's
i'd rather die of starvation, thanks
>>70615121
Good to see Chicago's (relatively) safe.
>>70616502
Technically speaking Presidents tend to bend the Constitution with their Executive Orders, so I guess we have a long-running one.
goodnight losers
Dubs and trump legalizes anime
>>70618094
i only date 3D anime girls
business idea: form a band
>>70618099
get this guy some oreo mix
Build fast cars
Go fast
>>70618132
>another fucking skeleton
what is this whore's problem? is she a necromancer?
>>70618134
i call groupie
business idea: throw zuckerburg out of facebook and let the waifu age resume without impediment
>>70618117
>Chicago's relatively safe
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
how does one become a "person"?
business idea: sell californians a cup of water $5 each
Gonna go to bed
gnight /cum/
I hope you sleep well
>>70618156
stfu reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>70618163
Same as well.
Goodnight, everyone!
>>70615121
Bring it on ocean
>all these faggots going to bed
it's time
>>70618160
Nigga the sparkling water industry been doing that for years
>>70618186
>rnh
>10 pm
My chest bone hurts. Do we have chest bones? The hard part
>>70615121
who safe from global warming here
>>70618186
Who up clik reply
man i remember watching MTV as a teen and enjoying music now they make documentaries related to social justice warriors, fucking hell.
>>70618199
Yeah it's called the pelvis you dunce
>>70618199
scapula?
>>70618186
its 10:20 PM, you buffoon
>why yes I live on the worst coast
>>70618187
and it's not even limited to Cali
>>70618203
no winters when
>>70618203
global warming my ass
>>70618203
'Bout 1500 feet above sea level. That's about 500 communists units.
>he doesnt even live on a coast
Does anyone else miss early 2000s(2000-2004/5) Nick?
>>70618203
>mfw moved to kansas from louisiana just in time
drown and eat shit, all my exes from shreveport
>>70618233
Sad!
>>70618233
enjoy drowning, pedro :)
>>70618236
I miss early 2000s everything
>>70618254
I live well above sea level. Looking at beachfront property by 2030
>>70618228
Soon I hope, it's like 6 degrees rn.
>>70618232
2120 feet reporting in
>>70618237
I'll bring my sled dogs and come rescue when its time
>>70615121
is it because the american's are so heavy?
>>70618236
kinda sometimes I guess.
I make it a point to watch Band Geeks every once in a while though.
>>70618236
SNICK was the height of nickelodeon
>>70618279
>canuckians surviving heat in the south
not likely
>>70618280
Yes forgive them
So the globe is cooling now, right?
So where will all the Cubans go without Miami?
>>70618311
according to dank memes, yes
>>70618298
>commiefornian
I didn't say we were going to help you
>>70618330
New York oh wait
>>70618311
yeah Trump banned golbal warming
>>70618311
Not in the south
Keep your weird gay bullshit outta here
>>70618336
I meant in shreveport, stupid
50's music is best music
>>70618330
To Northern East Coast.
>>70615121
Delete this.
>>70618348
you're just jelly
>>70615121
>Nova Scotia is almost surrounded by water
>low elevation
>pretty small
>where I live is unaffected, while Florida almost entirely disappears
>PEI completely unaffected
okay.
could heem any fag in california, buds
Endemic global warming is a scam.
>>70615121
2030
best snsd member?
eyo, Im from brooklyn
I took the subway home and only caught 3 venereal diseases today
>>70618365
EYO
>>70618353
Don't bother with New Jersey
>>70618374
>>70615121
>safe
Perfect
>>70618374
I highly doubt you could take half the white bois in the suburbs.
>>70618384
>>70618386
It's 1:30 in the fucking morning don't u start with me rn
>>70618369
nigga PEI is gone
>>70618374
*decks you*
hahaha got 2 califags to reply
hook line and sinker
Eyy I'm walkin 'ere
>>70618401
CT smashing that mf like button
I can't sleep
*smacks taxi cab*
>>70618406
haha
Even if Florida goes under water, it won't be too deep. They can just build everything on stilts and it'll be like Venice.
>>70618387
More to New York tho.
Wish we would cut funding for public transport
Nobody that can vote uses it here anyway
>>70618434
lol
*buys timbs to stunt on niggas*
>>70618432
stilted houses in a hurricane prone area and marshland
what could possibly go wrong
>>70618432
That would be rad but it should be a water world dystopia.
>>70618403
Wait fuck.
>>70618445
metal stilts or maybe pontoons
>>70618446
except Disney world
I want earth to be like Waterworld
>>70618451
At least they won't have the most disproportionate number of parliament seats anymore
you guys love me right?
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1485844264009.webm
brehs................
U done yet ya stoopid nigr
>>70618472
sure but you're not allowed to love anybody else
>>70618476
Eyy, forget abouttit
>wake up
>see this new executive order
>what do
>>70618432
they've got it covered
>>70618472
Yes
>>70618475
>cellulite
Eyo, I live in brooklyn
Me n the boys were gonna go to the bus terminal and spit on people
gf is reallyyy getting into this anti-trump stuff. She was crying about the extreme vetting and immigration halts, so I have to go protest with her tomorrow
>>70618476
Ey Paulie, I'm shitpostin here
>>70618475
You fell for the thick meme and got cellulite
>>70618502
It's all there.
>>70618520
WATCH IT, VINNIE
>>70618497
They had to after GWB refused to help them during Katrina.
does not look good, talking about emma watson of course but nor does her movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Nl_TCQXuw
will my '99 honda civic withstand a cross country drive?
>>70618519
No you don't
>>70618519
You don't have to do anything you dumb cuck
>>70618519
Punk
Christ on a crucifix I'm hungry. Think I'll have me a turkey sandwich. Where is that nigga getting us McDonald's?
>>70618519
my gf was a berniefag when we broke up november 2015
probably in shambles now LMAO
Ey Johnny I'm shittin here
Das it
Doktor, turn off my shitposter inhibitors
>>70618555
This movie was really violent. How did it get a PG?
>>70618534
Nah crack did that
>>70618519
Jesus Christ. That pussy ain't worth it.
>>70618555
why does that kid looks inbred?
THEY KILLED MY NIGGA BIGGIE
>>70618552
>my gf was a berniefag
>>70618539
>>70618541
she wants me to be there to support her so I'll do it.
>>70618570
He's white
A girl instantly becomes >>>/trash/ if she has strong political opinions
This goes for far left or right, up or down. The best girls aren't interested in politics or are easy going about them.
>>70618587
You're an idiot for supporting something you don't believe.
>>70618595
unironcally this
politics is a man's game
letting women vote was a msitake
>>70618567
another US government invention
>>70618587
*whipcrack*
Can someone post that image of the really white looking American that's head of some black people organization and apparently counts as black?
He was fat and had a mustache
>>70618603
delete this you fucking monster
>A girl instantly becomes >>>/trash/ if she has strong political opinions
EYI I TOLD U I WOULDN'T PLAY NICE
ALMOST 2 IN THE MORNIN MUTHAFUCKA
>>70618595
Best girls are interested in making babies and sandwiches.
>>70618587
Henpecked
>>70618595
this
All the screaming university girls here are absolutely insufferable
eyo Im from brooklyn
I seen West Side Story on Broadway at least thirdy times
WHERE U AT BITCH
>>70618623
kek
>thread goes /pol/
I just want comfy discussion
Best girls are found at church.
I want cookies.
>>70618621
Nice going dumb dumb
>>70618623
WASSA MATTA WIT YOU?
>>70618648
woman detected
>>70618648
>>70618650
EYO GET OUTTA HEAR
>>70618644
is this show still on
>>70618648
Post tits
I pretend Brocklyn is dunkey
>>70618643
Rememba ya first blowjob? How long did it take the guy ta cum? Haha hey Tone, hear what I said, I says "How long did it take tha guy ta cum"
>>70618649
Said no one ever
WATCH IT WHITE BOI
*takes shirt off*
LETS FUCKING THROWDOWN BRO
Why does he look like wojak
>>70618670
>>70618695
What is this meme?
eyo hot stuff, ever been with a construction worker before?
>>70618690
This doesn't apply to Catholics. Protestant women understand gender roles while maintaining strength of spirit.
>>70618699
YO BRO YOU DON'T GET TO BRING YO FRIENDS
>>70618704
cat in the hat escapes from new york the movie
I ever tell ya about all the friggin POLACKS down on 15th avenue?
Cant walk a block without running into 'em. I tell ya, times were better. Back when the eyetalians ran manhattan
>>70618621
Having resolution in your political beliefs in one thing, but all of the following girls are shit
>radical critical feminist neomarxist girls
>reactionary fascist metal girls
>anarcho-capitalist girls
>conservative neoliberal girls
These girls are fine
>apolitical
>soft left-of-centre
>soft right-of-centre
>centrists
>girls who think that capitalism can be good but also bad so some degree of regulation of private industries is necessary but it shouldn't go overboard
>>70618713
EYY, we gotta hot head 'ere.
>>70618712
I'm actually Muslim my brother.
>>70618713
>>70618717
I like this meme
>>70618712
>Protestant women understand gender roles
lmaoing @ u rn t b h f a m
>>70618712
or you could just skip the whole church thing and pick up a well cultivated Asian woman
I got better things to do than to waste hours and money every week listening to insane people
>>70618704
WASIT TO YOU YA FUCKIN' CANADON'T
HERE'S YO PIPIN' PEPPERONI
>>70618740
Asian women are uggo.
>>70618740
"No"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88
reminder that this happened
WHO WE ARE MATTERS NOT
WHEN MEN ARE THROWN AFTER BEING SHOT
>tfw rediscovering a song you used to love but haven't listened to forever
>Sorry anon, but I'm a good hearty Catholic girl and my faith is really important to me.
>I respect the bible's decision on sex before marriage.
>So you have to cum in my ass instead.
>>70618761
The Soviet Union and Canadians fighting is better.
>>70618773
Praise Jesus!
>>70618773
THAT'S MY MONEY PAULIE
>>70618773
get ye back, succubi
I see the red of satan in your eyes
fuck off, leaf
>>70618761
Gotta admit the Soviets were beasts in the rink
>>70618773
>I don't give a shit, by the way have you tried the cockmeat sandwich?
>>70618773
right gonna be real fat in 5 years
http://fox2now.com/2017/01/30/first-human-pig-embryos-made-then-destroyed/
are you guys ready for the pig-men masterrace?
>>70618794
Why are you so into cockmeat sandwiches
YOU CAN'T FIND MEMES DANK LIKE THIS IN CALIFORNIA I TELL YA MANE
>>70618761
>1 minute of 5 on 5 play
>americans on hardcore defence mode, dying to ice the puck
Why is this considered a miracle?
>>70618761
>hokkei will never mean so much in the USA ever again
feels sad mang
>>70615121
looks like my city mightget a beach, Im liking it
>>70618807
I wanna offer mine to my future gf
>>70618800
>destroyed
Fucking why?
>borepuck
WHEN U CRUNK AF AND YOU CAN'T STOP POSTIN THEM MEMES
>>70618724
t. guy who did grade 12 social studies
>>70618814
The media leading up to the game basically said USA was going to be massacred.
>>70618835
They would have quickly taken control of human society.
>snoreball
>>70618814
Can you just let us have this, shit? You win like every year and we have this one. Fuck, bud.
REMINDER FOR THOSE THAT BULLY BROOKLYNITES
*remembers that he get beat all of /cum/ in a 1 on 1 fight*
*chuckles*
>>70618859
Gonna play NHL 17. Just got promoted to the big league. Got drafted to the kings so that's fortunate.
>>70618850
Fucking bullshit I wanna see THICC pig women with hoofs and six nipples
>2 days without amphetamines
>>70618815
this game was pretty fucking huge. Biggest since the 80s
honestly, fuck the NHL for trying to take NHL players from the olympics. This tourney was so much fun, it'll be a shame to not see the players next year in korea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7DeQbTzPE8
I would give Russia back the Baltic states if it meant Putin would admit Russia interfered in the US election causing Trump to win.
>>70618881
you need help
>>70618867
remind me again who won Life?
>>70618878
Didn't mean to quote
kk I'm tired
Doktor turn back my inhibitors
>>70618888
I need amphetamines
>Be Jew Yorker
>Never see the Milky Way
Scared of getting arrested for shitposting lads.
>>70618885
Gotta have proofs to make such claims.
>>70618922
are right-wing thoughts illegal in canada yet?
so who wants a cockmeat sandwich?
>>70618882
REEEE FUCK THAT GAME.
Imagine how glorious it would have been to steal the gold IN Canada. JUST.
desu though I did secretly smile a little and kinda feel happy when I saw who scored the game winning goal
>>70618917
This is a fake picture
>>70618936
They count as hate speech probably so yeah
>>70618936
No, they're just not sanctioned by public media.
>>70618937
I'm a Vagitarian hehe
>>70618938
>tfw i used to spam this gif on vg nonstop
huff puff
>>70618800
when you thought the west couldnt get more infidel
>>70618890
>1-1
i know that you and the other californian teamed up on me, and i cant really blame you for it either
>>70618944
You shouldn't wrongthink bud
>>70618959
Mexico you're scaring me
>>70618938
>he likes crosby
git out of this country boy.
>>70618941
No it's not
could heem this mexican
what's the best tasting toothpaste? I like this, not too strong but very refreshing.
>>70618961
I beat you both while shitposting on /a/ & /v/
small time
>>70618981
>heem
Bong leave
>heem
>bong
newfag gtfo
>>70618986
>he brushes his teeth
canada
>>70618986
Patrician taste
>>70618981
ok boy get ready for the cockmeat sandwich
>>70618859
not trying to shill /flag/tism but have you ever thought about using flags instead of being a namefag?
>>70619006
Cletus please, the first worlders are talking
>>70618986
>not being part of the crest masterrace
>>70619003
>>70618977
>like
I love him, he's my 2nd favorite leaf, and an honorary yinzer for life.
>>70619030
fuck u
>>70619026
toothpaste is part of the new world order to control your mind
their energy waves require your teeth to be free of all plaque which is naturally occurring
the plaque is supposed to keep you safe you idiot
>>70619006
man shut up for a minute will ya? you smell like shit
>>70618978
I am pretty sure you can't see the mw that clearly at MT Rushmore. You can see the flood lights on the mountain and it's not really that far away from Rapid City, It's one of those terrible digitally enhanced photos that people share the shit out of on Facebook.
>Canadian city hasn't hoisted the Stan lee cup in 25 years
>los Angeles a desert oasis has
>>70619042
Smelly dumb hick scum
>>70619052
new
>>70619038
i live near pittsburgh, be my friend pls I have none
>>70618972
I dont care, but think about the growing muslim population in your cunts, it'll be rude to them
>have sex with muslim girl
>"btw I got my dick from a pig"
>she has to be honor killed
>>70619060
>the national sport of canada
>they havent won in 25 years
>>70618986
why do you care about the taste?
you're not eating it, right?
>>70619041
nou
>>70619049
>and it's not really that far away from Rapid City
In case you're retarded there's a bunch of """"mountains"""" in the way
You can see the Milky Way there but you have to stand way the fuck back like they did in the picture
>>70619060
>>70619077
Any time we get good hockey players an American team buys them so that's how it'll stay desu.
>>70619099
I'm putting it in my mouth right before I go to bed, I want it to leave a good taste.
>Unironically supporting trump, whose entire campaign tactic relied on appealing to, and manipulating unintelligent voters
lol
>>70619068
Sure I don't have many friends desu
>>70619113
At least Canada has McJesus now
>>70619060
>>70619077
Don't act innocent ask to why. Fuck you and your money.
Does anyone know the name of that American trader/merchant/shipowner that had the dumbest fucking luck?
Like, someone was pulling his leg and said, "You should ship mittens to Australia", and he did, then an expedition heading to Antarctica bought the entire shipment.
>>70619060
>A majority-American-player NHL team has never won the Stanley Cup
>>70619152
>TWENTY
>FIVE
>YEARS
>>70619123
peanut butter toothpaste
>>70619172
Yes I am triggered go fuck yourselves
The only bad thing about California sinking to the bottom of the ocean is that once it does they'll be a thick film of beaner grease and aids to scrape off the pacific.
>>70619155
I remember hearing the later part of your story before but can't recall the person's name. Might have been from a movie.
>>70619137
>Sure I don't have many friends desu
where do you live
>>70619155
timothy dexter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgv-S0H-Xng