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sacramento is white
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sacramento is white
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i like this edition.
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>>70615121
>>70615121
>>70615121
There's already a thread up
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I like cannabis so deal with it
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>>70616394
too late
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>>70616394
but which was made frist
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Sacramento
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>>70616378
Axecuse ME, but we are Mexico's redneck state

And proud of it
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what happens here
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>>70616410
2002 Never forget.
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>>70616445
is that the mexican michigan where all the auto plants are?
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>tfw no qt 14 year old anime gf
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>>70616445
Literally ugly people and leftift scum.
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>>70616454
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>>70616445
Hope and prosperity.
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>>70615118
But didn't the Germans cuck the Romans via migration/assimilation
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>>70616480
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SMX21w8J4Y
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>>70616480
wtf, that second shortest girl is dressed like a nazi
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what happens here?

>A FUCKING HOT SAUCE
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>>70616516
womanlets will rise
>captcha: gitmo torino
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>>70616512
I'm already on multiple lists. I like to think the three letter agents monitoring me are being redpilled.
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Well, time to go. I don't care if it's too early desu.

Have a good night, /cum/
I hope to see you tomorrow.

>>70616356
Not really.
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I'm off to spend time with a foreigner. Just noticed that I posted that in the old thread. See ya later, buds.
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>>70616529
two of my classmates are from veracruz owo
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>>70616537
hasta luego
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>>70616537
goodnight

otako a slut
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>>70616529

literally indians and niggers mixed together.
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>>70616546
good luck
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>he shows up at your house
What do?
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siesta sweat brown lazy smell olive dirty denbt pig corrupt
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>>70616563

direct him to my room so he can shoot my two idiot roommates
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>>70616563
great movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhHwgDAM8uU
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>>70616537
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>>70616563
show him my collection of thicc
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>>70616568
FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE WHITE
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>>70616426
I know.

>>70616445
It's like the East Coast and West Coast combined all the relevant shit happens there.
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>>70616563
Immediately get down on my knees and stick his cock as far down my throat as possible
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Well it's nice to see cuckoldry is being pushed on teen girls now
It was just 2 guys a few days ago
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my index finger smells like ass but i'm 100% sure i haven't put it in my ass
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>>70616529
Caribbeans and Indians, very chill people.

>>70616563
Fuck off this is not a movie.
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>>70616594
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>>70616594
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>>70616594
gross
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>>70616571
IIRC they hired actual spooks to be in the movie
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wait so is a .5 episode just a flashback episode?
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>>70616594
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>>70616607
cats are ridiculous
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>>70616593
I bet the best rapper from 2002 was lil john
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dudes
Dudes
DUDES
DUDES!!!!
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>>70616445
gay things
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>>70616626
>flashback
*recap
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>>70616626
yeah
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>>70616632
what
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>>70616588
But we are not... I mean some of us, some millions perhaps, but not the majority.
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>>70616569
What's so bad about them?
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what occurs in this general area
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>>70616653

theyre cunts and they smoke too much
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>>70616624
I can't see the CIA letting their employees go be retarded in some movie when they have, yaknow, jobs to do
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That image is right, name one good white empire
>Egyptians
>Aztecs
>inca
>Mayans
>Akkadians
>Romans
>Greeks
>Byzantines
>ottomans
>Persian empire
How can whites even compete
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>>70616629
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This t-shirt costs two hundred twenty five dollars.
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>remember i have a dr appt for a physical at 11am tomorrow
>gettin crunk atm
wew
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>>70616639
these japs must have bad memories or are all watching too many shows at once
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>>70616661
>living with smokers
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>>70616671
show up crunk
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>>70616647

hey
Hey
HEY
HEY!!!!!!
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I should become an actor
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>>70616629
lol yes

Check out my Tumblr
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive
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>>70616683
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>>70616657
the mid-canadian powerhouse, flin flon saskatchewan/manitoba
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>>70616681
probably will in spite of my worst efforts
hope they dont call the bolis on me tho if i do :o
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>>70616676

I TOLD THEM NO SMOKERS ON MY DORM APPLICATION, BUT EVERYONE LIES WHEN THEY FILL IT OUT
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>>70616670
And the worst thing is that they don't even know the band.
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>theres 5 cum threads on int right now
janny is going to wake up upset
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>>70616670
I could make a bootleg out of it and it would cost ~7 USD here
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>>70616694
Kick them out
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>tfw no one helped me out with my problem here earlier today
Someone teach me how to social norms
There's this christfag girl who I have no interest in (I mean if she wanted to I would desu) that I havent seen in 2 yrs. Ran into her today, exchanged numbers, and then I asked her if she wanted to grab food sometime to catch up since it's been a while and was curious how she was doing. She used to always be really nice to me and it seemed that way while we talked in passing (like 5 min). I have no romantic intentions with her and just wanted someone to talk to, but she hasnt responded in 10hrs now. Did I creep her out by asking her if she wanted to grab food? I did not mean it as a date, at all.

We're both in college and from the same city (~3hrs away) so she shggested exchanging numbers for carpooling originally
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>>70616629
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>>70616657
That's Classified information we don't tell outsiders.
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>>70616693
>hope they dont call the bolis on me tho if i do :o
lmao then your doctor's a wuss
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>>70616694
Start vaping and fill that goddamn room with smoke until those fuckers want to cry
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>>70616694
LOL
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I just found photo of my computer desk from around this time last year before I moved. Kind of neat.
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>>70616694
>could complain
>instead choose to take it like a cuckold and get cancer
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>>70616657
Think there was a /cum/ girl from Manitoba
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>>70616725

different smoking

the devils herb
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>>70616710
She's prolly just busy

Shoot her a text tomorrow asking about the carpooling thing and if she wanted to catch up on lost time
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>>70616716
>tfw a doctor has taken away your firearms before
wouldn't put it past the faggots
makes me consider carrying my kabar more and more
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>>70616724
>all those pills

you okay, dude?
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gf just sENT ME THIS?!
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>>70616685
You are not a person unless you are acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x068o6Wtw4
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>devils herb
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>>70616724
hiv?
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>>70616712
he looks like a hissbag.
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>>70616752
OWL'D
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>>70616694

>his college doesnt have an assignation system where the optimal strategy is to tell the truth

what a shit uni desu.
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>>70616742
Really? I've seen so many cringe threads from a girls pov on text messages and I feel like that would come across as a "pls respond" type of deal
Should I make clear to her I didnt mean it as a date or just leave that part be?
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I pay these jews 100 dollars a month and the internet cuts out
fuck them
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>>70616688
They're all so majestic.
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>>70616724
Wake me up inside
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>>70616765
>hissbag
never. He's a big meower for attention though.
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>>70616707
I could too. Found it while browsing high fashion webstore to see if I could find anything to fill void. Can't afford anything. Don't like anything. Just wasting time.

>>70616751
>>70616760
>>70616788
I got the brain problems. :'^)
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>>70616777
>>70616742
Oh wow, she just texted me saying she was at work
What the fuck
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why is alex jones so fat?
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reminder that dr*mpf is a nazi
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>>70616800
yikes
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>>70616724
This is cleaner than my desk
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>>70616783

start a grassroots movement against them and pin it all on globalists
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>>70616809
too many water coolers
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>>70616818
I-is that bad?
Why yikes?
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>>70616809

he probably can take on 25 niggers all by himself.

>>70616828
go to a doctor man
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>>70616777
>>70616800
All works out bud

If you want to make it certain you didn't mean a date but just a bite then go for it but it shouldn't really matter in the end
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>>70616809
he's eaten way too many redpills
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>>70616785
I know
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>>70616809
he's a big guy
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>>70616814
Kek
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>>70616809
to storage the wokeness
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>>70616829
forget it
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mexicans, what happens here. I'm going there in a week to meet my gfs family and im quite nervous desu. what are some tips so i don't get beheaded by a cartel?
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>>70616822
I'm still using same piece of shit desk. Same I have had since thirteen years. Right now it is a disaster. There's even more medication crowded over its top. :'^)

I recommend The Caine Mutiny by the way. Of that lot of books that was by far the best novel sitting there. The history of AIDS epidemic is also pretty entertaining but in different manner.
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>>70616829
He's just being a little butthead, it's fine
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>>70616839
I'm bad at reading girl, but she didnt seem to take it like that at all from the response. It would be poor form to reply instantly right?
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>>70616842
He was pretty handsome desu
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>>70616838
I hate my doctor though.
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>>70616856

is not dangerous
people with british teeth
mountains
desert
scorpions
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AYE YO
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Can someone save me a visit to /pol/ n tell me if it was Muslims or nazis the ones who killed the sandnigs at the leaf mosque.
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>>70616867
you probably should, don't be that guy that replies an hour later
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>>70616814
ah yes
refusing someone entry into the country is a crime against humanity
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>>70616883

HOL UP
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>>70616894
Are you a girl?
I've read plenty of guides online that says you shouldnt make the girl think you like her because then she'll use you
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>>70616867
Poor form?

It's a conversation, just talk when you can dude

If you don't have anything else to do it's fine
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>>70616890
1 muslim and 1 white

not even joking
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>>70616883
U B SAAYAN
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>>70616880
m-maybe i can be your doctor 2night.
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>>70616911
>>70616894
I'm so fucking confused
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>>70615118
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>>70616910
it's not like you're doing anything important right now
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>>70616890
I haven't been following it Idk lol
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>>70616910
>I've read plenty of guides online that says you shouldnt make the girl think you like her because then she'll use you
You're an idiot for believing that crap
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>>70616913
Hmm and reason behind the attack?
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>>70616919
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>>70616910
where are you even getting these guides from
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>>70616895
we are all citizens of earth
we should be able to go wherever we want
try to prove me wrong
pro tip
you cant
:^]
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>it's a brand new OP ep
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>>70616913
they're memeing irl
>>70616934
this
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>>70616923

just b urself
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>>70616918
sure why not
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>>70616919
lol

>>70616923
Don't overthink this

Calm down and relax, just talk freely

Don't curse though
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>>70616944
Where's your Earth government issued passport then?
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>>70616923
text her right now
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>>70616919
BTFO
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>>70616944

why didnt we listen
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1 Dog 1 Cat > Dog > Cat > 2 Cats > 2 Dogs
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>>70616895
I find the whole fiasco retarded, but
1. Dr*mpf wasn't the one who decided which countries aren't allowed or not

2. I fucking hate americans who keep appealing to history HUR DUR THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON IMMIGRANTS AND "GIVE ME UR TIRED, YOUR POOR.."

jesus CHRIST shut the fuck up might as well open up the fucking borders while we're at it you fucking retard stop reading huffington post for like 5 minutes

but anon im actually completely fucking retarded - reuters, christian science monitor, or ap? never heard of them. unbiased news sources? i dont watch fox news silly hahahaha now excuse me as i base all my political beliefs off 5 second glances of my facebook news feed lol btw i said drumpf instead of trump that shows how progressive™ and up to date with politics i am
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>Usually have very long hair
>Everyone knows me for it
>Cut my hair today
>Classmates are gonna eat me alive tomorrow
haha
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>>70616940
I hope that really happened
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>>70616694
Burn their beds
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>>70616991
autism
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Thinking about talking to a Navy recruiter tomorrow.
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>>70617002

I cant, one of them is a bunk bed
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>>70616999

are you in middle school?

>have long hair
>cut it
>nobody realizes

;_;
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>>70617009
thanks you too
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>>70617009
cuck
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do you guys speak english in any clase in mexican uni.?
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>>70616999
Post hair
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Is it cool if we replace Canada once theyre range banned?
We can be /dum/ or /mud/
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>>70616990
>mfw my mother has 3 indoor dogs
It's not an enjoyable visit with those things, especially when two are rescue.
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>>70617001
multiple sources reporting it
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>>70617035

Yeah , cause some professors from other cunts dont bother to learn spanish.
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>>70616944
>hurrrr hurrr don't take anything he says literally

>Proceeds to do everything he said he would do
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>>70617039

>batman could kill joker and stop countless murders and crime in gotham
>decides to send the clown back time and time again expecting him to finally be locked away and never escape

baka
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>>70617031
Why would someone take a picture of themselves crying hahaha
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>>70617055
/num/
Netherlands US Mexico
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I thought about posting a current photo of my desk but not much has changed aside from the glass frog paperweight.
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>>70617077

it illicits an emotional response from the reader, you autist
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>>70617073
Batman was mad at society for not killing criminals he captured like Joker
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>>70617055
You're cruising for a bruising buddy
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>>70617024
Throw some firecrackers in the room when he's not looking then scream, "SMOKERS OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>70617067
huh, so you guys have Indians and foreign cunts too? I hate when it is a science class and the professor speaks English like a fucking speak and spell
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>>70617086
t. autisim pro
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>>70617077
>dr*mpf is not a fasci-
he's going to kill nearly a billion people dude
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>>70617077
to show all their friends how much they hate trump
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>>70617060
That's fucking hilarious
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>>70617091

I dont think embracing my inner pepe would help, itd probably get me kicked out first

>>70617095

t. patient zero
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>>70617029
Nope, I'm in Uni but I live in Sinaloa
>>70617035
Only in my English class, which I don't have to take anymore
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My deer roast is done
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Why is it so difficult to find someone who will do embroidery piecework?

>>70617105
I can't tell if that is sincere or not.
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>>70617086
That's exactly what an autistic person would say. You don't need to spell that out, It's just pathetic.
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>>70617092

i have had american, turkish and latvian teachers. There is a pooinloo but i avoided him. And of course there are more than i dont know.

Also good amount of spaniard teachers, but of course they speak spanish.

>>70617118
A que uni vas?
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>>70617134

thats a very autistic repsponse, autismo
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Goodnight /cum/
>>70617031
what IS that thing?
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>>70617133
dying art
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Daily reminder Trump is basically a try-hard dictator working within the constraints of the democratic system.
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>>70617147
How many autisms are you having RIGHT NOW?
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>that one guy who got laid at the /cum/ meetup last week

fucking legend
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>>70617143
Universidad Tecnológica de Culiacán
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>>70617105
>occupy democracy
i hope to christ this is real
>>
>>70617182
who?
>>
>>70617151
Sadly. I think I might have to send all the way to Austin from Wisconsin to get what I want done after they give me estimate. I've at least five hours over past two weeks searching online and off to find someone local or at least in state.
>>70617182
Where was the meetup?
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>>70617182
What? There was a /cum/ meet up?
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>>70617031
NEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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>>70617190
Apenas entraste hoy pinche huevon.

Y no mames yo estuve un semestre ahí y la raza ni es tan carrilluda.
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>>70617194
>>70617196
>>70617202
retards
>>
post comfy tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MNAktk9ei8
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>>70617182
It was a hologram
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niggers
spics
beaners
gooks
zipperheads
chinks
japs
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>>70617227
I kind of assumed bullshit but I haven't been on in well over a week. There could have been a local shindig.
>>
>>70617227
You're fucking rude. What have you done with the real BajaChan?
>>
>>70617222
Creo que la confundes con el Tec de Culiacán, la UTC apenas tiene cuatro años que se fundó. Yo entré a clases desde el 4 de Enero. Estoy en semana de exámenes ahorita de hecho.
En mi salón son muy carrilludos.
>>
>>70617227
Skank
>>
>>70617228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BciOfJsqh7M
>>
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Figured out what I'm getting my brother for his birthday.
>>
>>70617182
>not going to the second annual /midwest/ meetup
lmao
>>
>>70617228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsPS5ubApoE
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tfw our universe is inside a black hole
>>
Anyone seen Cartel Land
>>
>>70617228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRvhtOESCv4
>>
>>70617265

Sí, tienes razón.
>>
penis haha
>>
>>70617286
There's no evidence to suggest this
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>>70617277
Egg holder?
>>
>>70617282

OoT had some 10/10 music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUyqvUG0ypA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agR5aaQL2PY
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>>70617309
One of the finest egg cups you can buy.
>>
3==D~~~~~~
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>>70617308
Nu-uh I just watched a TV program saying we are
>>
TNSLPPTSO
>>
I don't see any paisano. It's 12:21 a.m here.
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Were they right?
>>
>>70617255
I murdered her and made a cum rag using the skin of her tender breasts which I plan to use every night for the rest of my dreary life.
>>
>>70617351
ACM1PT
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>>70617354
Black einstein will be born in 2030 so it's possible.
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Black holes are cool
>>
Looks like Canada has become a threat to the security of /cum/. I think we ought to have a 90 day ban on them until they can be properly vetted.
>>
>>70617351
>>70617372
TJGJ2WB6
these gringos don't understand our secret code, r-right lads
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I want a room full of American and starve them for about 3 or 4 days and toss one of these into the room and see what happens
>>
>>70617382
The only black holes I know are ebonies and I fucking love them
>>
>>70617353
you are in the wrong thread
>>
>>70617382
You're cool
>>
>>70617403
#NotAllLeafs
#FoliageOfPeace
>>
>>70617408
They'd probably share it. Americans are pretty good folk unlike intolerant Canadians.
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I did it Utah, I did it

Let's see if you were right
>>
day of the rake cant come soon enough, desu
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>>70617426
>>
Business Idea: give Mexican farm hands a temporary workers visas and make them pay taxes
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>>70617461
You are the reason people have pretty dreams
>>
>12:29 AM
Wow it's pretty late. Would someone read me a good bedtime story? I really ought to get to sleep
>>
>>70617481
There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it.
>>
>>70617472
Business idea: you can fuck right off
>>
>>70617481
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL).

After playing college football for the University of Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. In Brady's 15 seasons as a starter,[a] the Patriots have earned seven trips to the Super Bowl, the most for any quarterback in history, winning four titles.

Brady has been awarded three Super Bowl MVP (Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, and XLIX) and two league MVP awards (2007 and 2010), has been selected to 12 Pro Bowls, and has led his team to more division titles (14) than any other quarterback in NFL history. As of the end of the 2016 season, Brady is fourth all-time in career passing yards, fourth in career touchdown passes, and third in career passer rating. His career postseason record is 24-9. He has won more playoff games than any other quarterback, and appeared in more playoff games than any player at any position. His 207 combined regular season and postseason wins are also the most of any quarterback in NFL history. Because of his accomplishments and accolades, many analysts and sportswriters consider Brady to be among the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history.[3][4][5][6]
>>
>>70617481

there once was a dumb pepeposter

he died

the end
>>
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>>70617476
S-stahp, don't toy with my emotions
>>
>>70617472
Business idea: get rid of all the Mexican farm hands and force farmers to upgrade to robots, giving high paying jobs to the tech and manufacturing sectors.
>>
>>70617481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8
hehehe
>>
>>70617511
Certain crops have to be picked by hand right now. Maybe in a couple decades.
>>
>>70617525
there's literally no crop that cannot be automated with current tech
>>
>>70617491
>>70617502
I don't know if those are good bedtime stories
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>>70617358
>>
>>70617491
I've never heard the second part of that.
Learn something new everyday...
>>
>>70617382
*sticks my pingas in the black hole*
>>
>>70617561
Does your wiener hang low
Does wobble to and fro
Can you tie it in a knot
Can you tie in a bow
>>
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>>70617496
>>70617514
>>
>>70617595
yes
yes
yes
yes
t. man from nantucket
>>
>>70617603
WAKE UP
>>
Why are all rich and powerful Mexicans white?
>>
>>70617609
Must be real popular with the ladies
>>
>>70617614
>>
Why are Mexicans so handsome?
>>
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What's Chicago pizza like?
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>>70617615
>Why are all rich and powerful Mexicans white?
>>
>>70617641
They're all white.
>>
>>70617640
lasagna but without the ragu
>>
I don't know what's going on, but I had a huge mood swing or something a couple days ago. I just stopped caring about everything and just hated it. and I didn't do anything for days. Just laid down on the loveseat and listened to some music, smoked cigarettes, and just stared at the ceiling. I didn't even shower or walk outside for some fresh air, just laid down and just kept thinking. I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I guess its a decent change in tone.
>>
>>70617615
>>70617663
Stop
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>>70617640
detroit > new york > chicago
>>
>>70617640
Go Za is pretty good. It's exactly what it looks like. Deep dish crust with a ton of cheese and marinara. It's really heavy. You ain't having more than one slice unless you're some sort of animal.
>>
>>70617640

its like if you took a pie dish, filled it with an ungodly amount of pizza sauce, put lasagna cheese in it, then threw the monstrosity in the oven for 15 minutes
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>>70617681
>detroit pizza
is it made by the finest prison cheff in the country and made from blood and gun powder?
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>>70615896
I might have had a wet dream a few nights ago. It's been over 2 weeks yet I've been feeling far more relaxed overall. I've seemed more laid back in social settings & around women. I was in a room full of them the other day, several sat directly across from me & one sat down right next to me yet I managed to stay collected, even upon eye contact & when one started talking to me. As a recluse for 7 years now, that's major.
Nofap/noporn seems the most difficult during week 1 due to some depression. Once it subsides, I usually notice feeling better. After 1 & 1/2 weeks passed this run, I haven't been thinking much about sex or fapping. Training myself to not follow sexual thoughts that surface has been increasingly effective in combating the urge.
>>
ello ello ello
>>
>>70617687
>>70617698
Interesting I must try this
>>
Should I.-

Keep shitposting

or

Play Fallout 4
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>>70617729

delete FO4, install literally any of the other ones because theyre better, and send a picture of your middle finger to todd howard
>>
>>70617729
i mean funposting is ALWAYS the answer
>>
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>>70617721
ello Latvia
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>>70617680
t. Rich powerful white Mexican
>>
TOROMAX
>>
>>70617741
hows ya day bud
>>
hey /cum/

beat this kids game for me

http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
>>
It's quite embarrassing that some people can't admit that Bethesda makes good games despite their flaws.
>>
>>70617738
>>70617740
Fallout 4 is then

Thanks
>>
>>70617757
It was good, it's 12am on a Tuesday now so most of us are sleeping
>>
>>70617759
not possible
>>
Carlos Slim is the richest man in Mexico and he's a white Lebanese catholic.

That's some compelling evidence.
>>
TES and Fallout are both terrible video game series
>>
>>70617759
i already did, had alot of upgrades though
>>
>>70617813

>lying to the face of god
>>
>>70617765
their games are good, but the issue is that they dumb down their potential for the mainstream audience.
>>
>>70617812
What's a good action RPG series?
>>
>>70617831
Baldurs Gate
>>
>>70617831
diablo
torchlight
titan quest
dunegeon siege
>>
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california now belongs to mexicans
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>>70617823
Good thing they allow people to mod those deeper leveling features back into the game. It's quite nice of them. Wish more studios would encourage modding. The game industry would be far better. Also I don't ever buy a Bethesda title until it's old. That way the mods the fix the game are already there.
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>>70617849
>now
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have you ever even fucked
>>
go here >>70615121
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>>70616657
The odd native reserve and pure wilderness.
>>
>>70617787
good to hear that, going to work myself now
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