/brit/

i said give me an idea for a dark souls (1) build

class war

>>70613651
Anime

>yanks
>not ridiculously insecure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU

>>70613781
give it up mate

>>70613772
love this guy.

although lets not act like you could find plenty of brits getting fucking annoyed by a camera in your face.

I've been to your country, ive seen brits get mad at other brits when they stand to close to them on the tube

>>70613756
play bb instead

>>70613805
FOY

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>>70613781
*passes da lean*

>>70613807
>I've been to your country, ive seen brits get mad at other brits when they stand to close to them on the tube

chatting breeze

>>70613805
fuck off you stupid cunt

>>70613781
keep it going

>>70613756
Geralt of Rivia

australians are humourous and informative, any anti australian post i've ever made has been pure banter and completely not serious

americans on the other hand i have nothing but intense, unfettered hatred for

every time i say FOY, i mean it down to the deepest, darkest, most deprived reaches of my heart
F

O

Y

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*posts a picture of some dreary suburb street thinking anyone will be impressed*

hehe serves you brits right

>>70613824
>>70613832
its our gimmick, he then replies with "lol"

fuck off newcunts.

hello

>>70613807
>ive seen brits get mad at other brits when they stand to close to them on the tube
Not really a thing that happens, it's not the British way to get into a conflict about anything petty like that

>>70613851
hey, how are you?

>he
check uoy're privilege

>>70613828
>Breeze

FOY its breese

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>>70613742
>not the one where he looks like a 23 years old brickhouse

>>70613846
the dreariest suburb in America is still less grim than your average rowhouse street in the UK

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>>70613819

>>70613835
boring

I think crunchies are underrated as a chocolate bar

>>70613885
this guy looks cool who is he?

have a sneaking suspicion that this so-called "brit diaspora yank" has actually never been to britain

>>70613854
Sorry but this is just false. British people area always chatting shit and starting bar fights, more than any other countrymen I've seen in my life, ESPECIALLY on holiday.

Go to amsterdam and anyone thats in a fight will be a brit.

Its always over little shit talk that bubbles up

>>70613885
liking the shirt alan

Did the anon who was writing a story yesterday deliver?

just realised i haven't showered in 2 weeks
i keep getting a whiff of myself and it smells foul, but somehow good at the same time, like when you smell your own farts.
if i had to describe the stench, it'd say it was a cheese + vinegar smell.

>>70613891
What the fuck is a rowhouse you absolute creasemaster

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this was only 4km from the Chicago loop, the 2nd densest area in the US after manhattan

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>>70613896

When I went to America I was surprised by how unfriendly everyone was. I thought everyone would want to talk to me and ask how I was and all that other over enthusiastic shite you associate with yanks but they're just as much moody pricks as people here.

wish americans had better insults

why did we just get lazy and stick with faggot, retard, dickhead, asshole, motherfucker, bitch, and pussy

>>70613756
akimbo model 1887 + commando

>>70613891
no it isn't because those terrace homes will often be right beside a load of shops for the locals, public space, and be in an easily walkable area.

>>70613922
Thanks man. Appreciate it

>>70613945
meant for>>70613785

>>70613954
they describe you lot best 2bh

>>70613951
Where'd you go?

The coasts are terrible for it and just snobby. The flyover states and the south are very friendly generally

.44 tactical knife with unlimited sprint

>>70613945
whats the problem?

>>70613933
whatever you call it when your "house" is attached to the "houses" on either side of it.

ahhh yes, it's time for yanks to come into /brit/ and tell everyone about how bad britain is

Ah yes it's another britain vs the US debate: housing edition. I'm out of this charade of a general tbqh.

>>70614009
>tfw I started it with bait
>regretting it now

It really says a lot about yanks that they won't go to /cum/ because it's too full of retarded yanks

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Post YFW the average British home is just over 800 square feet yet costs over $350k US Dollars.

AHAHAHAHAHHAH

does the algerian own any other shirts?

>>70614017
see you tomorrow, lad

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Matched with a cute girl on tinder and asked what her cute dog's name was

She unmatched instead of replying

>>70613992
i made a claim about shitty post war housing being close to every american downtown and was backing it up with evidence

>>70613980
I was in Texas, people were nice but not overly friendly.

business idea: a general for americans

oh wait

>>70614044
aw, lad

the swipe was probably an accident

>>70614032
>your houses are more valuable than ours

it's because we're richer than you

>>70613994
Terraced houses?
Only hipsters live there these days, they're seen as quite trendy for single people or couples to live in because of their Victorian brickwork and interiors and the fact they're usually only a couple of minute's walk from a town centre

>all these virgins upset about JK ROWLING virgin shaming

howling

>>70614049
hmm can't say either of those houses look like shit even the clapboarded one

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>>70614009
>>70614017
>yanks ruin /cum/ so they come to /brit/
>yanks ruin /brit/

>>70614082
um why did you just virgin shame?

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>hello. Anon, is it? Louis from the BBC. Good to meet you anon.
>I've noticed you have folders on your computer of black men with white women... is this like a sort of fetish?
>so you're saying you're NOT a cuckold, as it were? Other people are?
>doesn't it maybe seem a bit odd to store these pictures as a way to demonstrate others as cuckolds?

>that folder there, "c-c-c-", what does it mean anon?
>cunny? and what exactly is a "cunny"?
>but how is it different from just a regular vagina?
>oh... and so you have an entire folder dedicated to those cunnies? can you show it to us?
>you seem to really fancy that "bribri" girl, anon, why is that?
>before I could get anon to finish explaining to me that last bit, he mumbled something about a "janitor" and disappeared, and so my time investigating cunny culture was coming to an end, alas I am left with as many questions now about this whole curious topic as before I began my research...

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>>70614034
>he hasn't seen the tiger-based powershirt

>>70614079
>>70614077
dont respond to it

>>70614077

>having to pay out the ass for housing
>richer

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>>70614079
>Welcome to America

>>70614096
did definitely read this

i'm 19 and i've only spoke to 3 girls in my entire life.
and by "spoke to", i mean had a conversation with on more than one occasion.
one of them was a lesbian, so she doesn't really count
one of them was a girl i went to primary school with
one of them felt sorry for me and used to hug me all the time

NOT a good predicament to be in, lads
i have absolutely no idea how to talk to girls

>>70614077
I forgot the part where owning a house as a millennial making you borderline upper class in the UK.

>>70614032
>he thinks 350k burgerbucks is a lot of money
Get a load of this septic poorfag
You dropped your food stamps Tyrone......and your gay card

>>70614104
Housing is more expensive on more desirable areas.
The UK is a more desirable place to live in than the US.
It's not hard desu

>>70614123
same la'

are you a robot or just a socially unsuccessful normalfag?

>>70614119
Do Americans ever find it weird how you can't walk between all these shops, you have to drive from one to another.

Someone told me to get out so I came here.

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>>70613896
why the gosh darn heck is NB not fixed yet, tens of thousands without power after five days
literally already surpassed damages that a fucking HURRICANE did to newfoundland (Igor)

>>70614104
>cannot comprehend the housing market
>does not realise that houses are assets that can be sold at considerable profit
>does not realise that house prices are skyrocketing in britain at the moment
>does not realise a lot of people are very rich because of this

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>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irrelevant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.

>>70614141
the us is wealthier than the uk by almost every measure in all honesty

>one chance at life
>wasn't born in the pacific north-west USA/Canada

*walks in and looks around*

buncha stupid fucks, you are

*leaves*

>>70614159
poo brunswick

>>70614145
well that's a highway rest stop area, so of course it's not weird.

>>70614141
im not part of this but this is so wrong and you clearly don't understand basic economics.

cringing right now

>>70614102
is it more acceptable to wear colorful stuff like that there?

I have a lot of light shirts similar to that but here everyone mostly wears grey/earthy colours and thick clothes.

I'm going to Asia soon though and looking to expand my hot weather wardrobe

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>resorts to using a proxy

must be ashamed

>>70614123
It will get better with time if you don't hang on /brit/ too much and start identifying with the culture of this general. Otherwise you're fucked.
At 19 you're a baby in man's age. Yojr mind is full of shit and testosterone and youvcan't think clear (despite having the feeling that you do I know). You're also poorer and weaker than men in their thrties. You simply don't ewist to girls your age. Our peak is around 38 with a very fat tail until we are in our sixties oe so.

>>70614167
>$18 trillion debt

>>70614164
this is bad for everyone except property flippers and old people

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>>70614183
did you guys get any of that storm?
eastern newfoundland's sitting just below zero for the next few days

>>70614179
Take all these other sweaty burgers with you

>>70614197
Yes and they are extremely cheap and light too. Perfect for the weather here.

just got a captcha image that was the EXACT same image as I've gotten before

spooky

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>>70614145
most areas won't even have sidewalk or even any area for you to walk along the road

not that there is anywhere you could walk to realistically.

>>70614226
a few flurries lol

@36
thought you said you were fucking off

>>70614167
Doesn't make it a more desirable place to live, you could either live in a large but badly insulated and cheaply built house which is a long drive away from any shops, sights or anything of interest, or you could live in a smaller but well built and comfy house only a few minute's walk from shops, parks, cinemas, museums, train stations and anything else you might want

>>70614226
>just below zero
nice weather eh?

The people who write stuff for the mail are well educated right?

Do you think they get a kick out of knowing they write stuff to get the lower classes all riled up?

>>70614236
did you buy them there?
similar style stuff here is insanely expensive for such thin fabric, but I've heard that tailors there will make you solid custom shit for cheap.

>>70614168
washington status: full
oregon status: full
canada status: chinese colony

unlucky mate

>>70614246
Weird.

>>70614141

>Housing is more expensive on more desirable areas.

No. The reason that housing is more expensive in the UK is because the supply is constrained, decades of incentives like low interest rates, and lower stock market participation rates.

>>70614164

Wealth tied up in housing isn't at all the same as in other assets. Homes are not particularly fungible. Also, you can't just sell your home and take a profit. You always need somewhere to live. All that housing "wealth" is a mirage and is inaccessible.

>>70614168
new england is better anyway

move to vermont

>>70614275
Yes I had some that were quite expensive from Europe. Here it's like 10€ for a shirt like this. Not really cheap for the people here but cheap comparatively.

>>70614214

Exactly. Wealth tied up in housing is meaningless. You can't access it and inflated housing prices have many negative effects on society.

New England should be a part of Canada

>>70614168
Yeah, it's nice not to get shot and have to tip the shooter

>>70614256
yeah, looking at between -5 and 5 for the next week or so
how's winter been out west?
>>70614250
lmao
inland lads get some pretty shit tier temps, but newoundland literally can never not have wind
I'd say at least 30 or 40km/hr winds is your average here

>>70614293
that is absolute bollocks hardly worthy of replying

Canada should be a part of the US

>>70614145

I walk to the shops all the time. There are literally dozens of shops within a 5 minute walk from my home. Everything I could possibly need is withing 10 min and I don't even live in a big city. Stop falling for memes.

>>70614252

>Doesn't make it a more desirable place to live, you could either live in a large but badly insulated and cheaply built house which is a long drive away from any shops, sights or anything of interest, or you could live in a smaller but well built and comfy house only a few minute's walk from shops, parks, cinemas, museums, train stations and anything else you might want

Not at all true.

>>70614354
ummm no thanks sweetie

>>70614252
yeah but even housing in major cities of the US are cheaper than smaller cities in the UK.

Your comparing urban to rural. Why not just compare urban to urban.

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>>70614144
robot i guess, to an extreme degree
i've had social anxiety since i started secondary school, it got worse as time went by. i only had a handful of friends in school and i only left my house to see my friends outside of school maybe 10 times from when i was 11 - 16. i was almost completely isolated for years. now i'm a borderline alcoholic stoner who smokes like a chimney and diagnosed with recurrent depression and anxiety. things could definatley be better lmao.

>>70614211
bit too late for that mate, been here for almost 4 years now

Canadians are actually British

>>70614123
i think this feeling usually generalises to "i dont know how to hold a conversation" combined with putting women on a pedestal.

women are basically men with different interests, and men can have lots of interests. talk to People about Things when the chance arises, ask questions when you don't know what a thing is, don't self-deprecate if you think the conversation is turning awkward, and Be Urself

I think what you're all forgetting is that whatever the price and quality of housing in America, it would mean living with Americans which would immediately make it unbearable

>>70614336
>how's winter been out west?
bretty calm, was +12 yesterday, pretty bonkers lad

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>tfw walking to class on a brisk morning through the quiet streets with a cigarette

bloodborne>dark souls 1>dark souls 3>demons souls>dark souls 2

>>70614145
>try to walk to the shop because you feel a shart coming on
>get arrested for jaywalking
>tip the arresting officer

>>70614418

Des > BB = 1 > 3 >>>>> 2

>>70614411
Halifax smells like chemical waste

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>brits think that because we have property area that we couldn't possibly be walking distance to shops
>they dont realize inner suburbs exist
>tfw this area is 10 minute walk from downtown of a city of 100k people with all the shops and stores youd need

they really think you're either way out in isolated suburbs, or in cramped close quarter shared living.

its clear the ones that havent been here or have only visited downtown NYC, LA, and SF

>>70614418
this although i haven't played bb

>Seven of Nine has finally come aboard

Thank fuck been waiting too long for this

Voyager is p great desu lads

>>70614418
dark souls 3 > bloodborne > dark souls 1 > dark souls 2 > demons souls

>>70614411
>Halifax
What the hell even is Halifax? For a city of its size knowledge of it in real life and what can be gleaned on the internet is strangely low. It's like one of those massive African cities with five sentences on the Wikipedia page.

why do tumblr girls go apeshit for james deen? hes a skinnyfat manlet

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>>70614402
this

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>>70614465

>dark souls 2 above ANYTHING

>>70614383
I'm comparing suburban to suburban.
I am a 10 second walk away from the nearest shop, 1 minute walk from the nearest large park, 2 minute walk from the nearest schools, 5 minute walk from the nearest semi-town centre kind of area, and I live on the outskirts of my city.
American suburbs are just vast deserts of cheap housing and nothing else

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>be haligonian
>explode

>>70614438

Brits have some strange ideas about America. They all love to pretend to be experts on it and are absolutely obsessed, but few of them have any idea what they are talking about. Most of what they believe is absolutely laughable.

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>>70614462
>Voyager is p great desu lads

>>70614476

I remember the creation of the OC images of this picture years ago. Was it on r9k?

>>70614475
all women who use social media should be killed for being VRW.

prove me wrong (protip: you cant)

>>70614418
What is wrong with Dark Souls 2?

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one more ciggy then it's bedtime i think

>>70614432
how so mate

>>70614474
a port and university city
we exploded a while ago and made trailer park boys

>>70614476

Britain is far, far more cucked that the states

push thrombolitics

nothing more obsessed than posting on the british general about how great your country is

>>70614482
see
>>70614438


you know nothing about america and judge all suburbs off the californian ones you've seen in films

youre a moron and have clearly never been here besides to downtown tourist traps

>>70614516
are you me?

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>>70614514

>>70614418
>>70614430
>>70614465
Bloodborne was fucking fantastic tbchwy, i was surprised by how good it was
hope they make a sequel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

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need an Orc bf (female) to pound my boipucci

>>70614482
>let me tell you about your country

fuck off

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>>70614525
Hahahah
>60%

question to everyone (especially yanks)

are you circumcised? what is your opinion on circumcision?

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>>70614438
>>70614493
Speaking of laughable
>yanks think we even care about Americuckistan

>claim we are obsessed with yanks
>yanks come to /brit/ every single day and post the same retarded shit nobody cares about because they are desperate for our attention

>>70614562
>are you
yes
>what opinion
phismo lad could have been saved

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>>70614540
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
I DODGED IT
WOW THAT'S BULLSHIT

>>70614540

hitboxes the size of a barn

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>>70614525
lmao

>>70614562
No and I think it's hilarious that yanks UNIRONICALLY have part of their cocks cut off at birth

>>70614576

I lived in Britain. The British talk about America incessantly. They can't help but go on and on about American culture and politics. They're absolutely obsessed.

>>70614562
yes circumsised.

Plenty of official studies show the sensitivity difference is marginal, but I'd still rather we not circumsise our kids.

Its crazy that a non-harmful part of our dick can be cut off without our consent in an advanced country.

Its even worse that if I don't circumsise my kid he'll probably get made fun of growing up and a decent amount of yank girls will be grossed out by it

aaaaaaaaaaaaa
youtube updated their ui again and it's fucking shit

>>70614610
you sound like the obsessed one pal

>>70614562
no (Catholic)
not a fan of the idea, cut dicks look really fucked and losing the foreskin feels like your dick would be so vulnerable and dry

not to mention the foreskin itself seems nice.

beyond all that the idea of ritually emasculating young boys weirds me out a lot.

>>70614614
haven't gotten the update yet

pics xx

Alright lads I have time for one(1) game of chess

https://en.lichess.org/3GGUHBrL

>>70614614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY2yTokhOe4

watching london has fallen lads haha

SAVE THE UK BIG STRONG AMERICAN

>>70614602

Most Anglos used to, and most Brit upper class still do get circumcised.

>>70614611
>Its even worse that if I don't circumsise my kid he'll probably get made fun of growing up and a decent amount of yank girls will be grossed out by it
have heard that circumcision rates are dropping in america, having foreskin will probably be the norm in a generation or two

think I might be a furry, lads
considering the ol' 'cide once more

>girl at my uni likes dark souls
>she once tried to talk to me about autistic as fuck internet stuff like SJWs and memes
>i accidentally shut down the conversation and don't know how to start a conversation with her again
LORD HELP ME

70614655

quintessential british post

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>>70614655

>>70614610
Total bullshit posted by the yank obsessed with Britain who comes to /brit/ every single day

You and all the other yanks should fuck off to /cum/

>>70614610
Why did your media report so obsessively about the royal wedding, royal births and Brexit
Why are American teenagers so obsessed with Harry Potter, One Direction, Doctor Who and Sherlock
The UK has a population nearly one fifth that of the US and yet the cultural influence is huge

THAAAAAAAAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>70614670
YOU don't get to judge me

http://hewillnotdivide.us/

this /pol/ qt.. hnngg

>>70613742
man joe rogan really let himself go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYTXCPMf7lA

dance floor destroyer

>>70614649
idiot proddies maybe

>>70614653
hopefully. i was talking with a girl cousin of mine that is pregnant. shes all about equal rights and "my body, my decision" so I got her feeling guilty about circumsising her kid.

Her only excuse is that her and all her girl friends in college were grossed out by uncut dicks and doesn't want that happening to her son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqSpI1Jm0YE
do you lads reckon Bones browses the 'chon?
he seems abnormie as fuck

>>70614631
do NOT want to get picked on for what I watch, but they've basically just removed all the borders/grids and it's now just one white page with text and thumbnails
fucking dumb le minimalism lmao shit

>>70614677
Sweeeedeeeeeeennlad
>>70614682
yiff in hell furfag

please don't argue sincerely with yanks, that ends one of two ways: their military is bigger or their economy is bigger

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>not thai
>not a lad
really makes u think why we call him thailad...

>>70614686
>think hammerhead shark is qt
check yourself

>>70614709
pleaseeeeee lad i promise nobody will bully you aha

go on then :) xx

>>70614672

Americans like anything to do with Europe. However, they don't actually spend any time thinking about Europe. Brits, on the other hand, spend a great deal of time thinking about and discussing American politics and culture. It is on their minds constantly.

>>70614649
It is considered out of the ordinary in the UK to be circumsised as it should be, while in the US parents are almost bullied into having their children mutilated for zero benefit and potentially resulting in dangerous complications

>>70614714
Fuck off nonce

>>70614653
>have heard that circumcision rates are dropping in America
they're actually going up
they only seem to be going down because Mexicans are Catholic and don't cut their dicks off.

>>70614649
No they don't

t. upper class

More retarded shit from the obsessed yank

>>70614686
fairly sure thats this girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCOIZDttei4

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>>70614730
my thing is a meme, your thing is a real

>>70614729
>0 benefit

well basically, but theres a lad in here that complains about phimosis almost every day

>>70614655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEh-30ix-Ac

>>70614737
>that brit poster that repeatedly brings up the fact that he's upper class

Ah yes the famed British snobbery

>>70614735
>they're going up
>they seem to be going down

Why do I even read leaf posts?

>>70614746
It's Brittany Venti, she's redpilled af

am i the only one who likes things like pizza and roast potatoes slightly burned

>>70614727
Any time outside of literally weeks after a major election nobody gives a shit, as with any country

>>70614763
Fuck off yank

t. upper-middle class

>tfw working class Northerner who lives in a post-industrial mining town
worst feel
no pakis here for miles around though, so that's a goof thing i suppose

thailad tell us a funny story

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we have detected an illegal foreskin

that will be $200,000 in lawyer's fees or $150,000 and a week in jail

I find it quite telling that a government ad campaign telling dads to be in their children's lives features a WWE wrestler lmao

>>70614771
>Brittany Venti

God no enough of this self-serving video game streamer dyke. She's the feminine Twitch version of Milo.

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thinking

>>70614748
>my thing is a meme
just because you haven't faced punishment doesn't make it a meme, nonceroo

>>70614753
Don't post a video of me ever again.

>>70614737

"It is one of the oddities of the Royal family -- shared by the majority of the English upper classes -- that for many generations they have circumcised their male sons, invariably using a Mohel, the Jewish word for a circumcision practitioner. It was rarely done on medical grounds, nor on religious ones, but was a matter of class."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/10201882/Circumcision-is-one-of-the-oddities-of-the-Royal-Family.html

Non-cuts are lower-class plebs

chess is gay

>>70614804
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" The boss says "You've got the fucking job mate"
>>70614815
a cute though
>>70614832
FURRRRY AHHAHAhha m8

please dont respond to autismo yank

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>A Danish study concluded that boys who are circumcised as babies are twice as likely to develop autism spectrum disorder before the age of five.

>>70614847
lol!

thailad youre out of your element

>>70614857
just proves how strong willed I am that I fought through that adversity and am literally a chad (name is chad and have fucked 20+ girls)

>be white in south africa in 2017
>get MACHETE'D
>family members get RAPED and bodies sold to voodoo witch doctors

good joke thailad.

time for a pre-bad wank i think

>>70614892
circumcised men are more docile and subservient, natural betas

>>70614836
>the connection between class and circumcision, which continued up into the 1970s, has all but died out in Britain. Indeed by the time the Duke of Cambridge himself was born in 1982, it is understood that Diana, Princess of Wales, refused to continue the tradition, in keeping with the then medical opinion that it was an unnecessary procedure whose risks outweighed any possible benefits.

>The NHS now tries to guide parents away from the practice and the most recent figures suggest just 3.8 per cent of male babies are circumcised in the UK.

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>>70614887
Have I angered the reddit flag mafia?

>>70614847
>a cute though
to each his own

wow another redpilled hottie on HWNDU

i need to move to nyc

>>70614914
This guy gets it

>>70614914
link stream

Has anyone here read the book "The english and their history" by robert tombs. I find it quite fascinating, im scarcely 80 pages in though

i am by far one of the worst posters on this general
if you see someone posting about depression, 90% of the time it's me
i'm so sorry

>>70614922
http://hewillnotdivide.us/

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>>70614857

>>70614901
again proves how strong I am to overcome that and end up an alpha

>>70614922
FUCK OFF YOU ASBOLUTE FUCKING NEWTWAT

>>70614943

Whoever allowed this needs to be gassed.

>>70614922
https://livestream.com/accounts/23093026/events/6897778/player
better link

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>2 liter of soda
>$1

>gallon of milk
>$4

>>70614990
hmmmmmm really makes you think. I can only wonder why........ what a mystery

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>>70614990
>one gallon of gasoline
>$2.07

>>70614990
Where do you live?

A gallon of milk is like $2.50 where I live

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i've been self harming again today and i have a doctors appointment on Thursday to get my stitches out from the last time i self harmed. the doctor is NOT going to be best pleased.

i'd like to give a special thanks to the wagecucks for paying the NHS to support my self destructive behaviour though

>>70614990
ahh milk by the gallon, as expected of america

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THE USA IS NOW A FASCIST STATE...................

Business idea: genetically modified cows to give petrol

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>>70614990
>>70615026
>liter
>soda
>gasoline
Haha say more funny yank words

>>70615041

I know you are jealous that our appliances are large enough that we can fit a gallon of milk in our refrigerator, but please calm down.

>>70615059
wader

my dad is a normalfag attentionwhore and made a status on facebook about getting hospitalized and got 22 likes 55 comments

fucking baby boomers

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>>70615059

Start eating healthier

Start working out

Start being happier

>>70615044
https://youtu.be/aW8sbCTNomE

can't find my cigarette liter

>>70614934
*passive aggressively links you to the /pol/ thread*
>>>/pol/110154036

>>70615086
And most importantly bee urself

karen looks so sexy

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thailad

>>70615044
how dare the military support their Commander in Chief
totally inappropriate

>>70615085
>>70615112
This isn't allowed

>>70615044

Good

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Listening to the song "Don't Worry Be Happy" unironically puts a smile on my face

>>70615112
hmmm
yes, i agree now that i think about it
have a (you)

>>70615081

Jealous that your dad has friends?

>>70613819
Lad need some help with gerham
No summons at all
Pls help il suck you off xx

>>70615148
APOLOGIZE

>>70615112
watch the video i linked you

>>70615124
what did he mean by this?

>>70615166
mostly cringing at my dad

haitiANO

Reckon Trump could make a good King
he has the right personality for it.

fuck the king

>>70615067
theres a common saying that "everything's bigger in america" and I found it funny that it's true even for milk cartons.

however, jealousy over kitchen appliances is a truly american interpretation of the above, i feel blessed to have been exposed to such a concept.

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This woman is gorgeous

>>70615218
suck my cock

>>70615246
>entj
bin

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>>70615217
soon the kaffir will be punished

TINY BRITISH FRIDGES

>>70615246

>Astrological signs

garbage

>>70615218

Gets old having a small fridge/dishwasher/clothes washer/dryer desu. Life is much easier with American appliances.

>eurosmalls

tired of seeing dull leftie fuck trump xd posts and memes on fb

Why are Yanks such argumentative obnoxious cunts? They're just like pakis.

>>70615306
theyre alright

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38805163

are the rorkes that were calling me a rasheed, because i didn't believe the /pol/ screenshot saying it was refugees, here

what do you have to say for yourselves?

>of course this miniature refrigerator is fine

>>70615351
LMAO
fucking eurosmalls

>>70615337
Tired of anything to do with trump desu
Only been like a week

>when you come back from shopping and have to cook half a kilogram of peas for dinner because they won't fit in your tiny british freezer

>>70615337
they would be funnier if they weren't riddled with malice.

desu I like cheeky Trump jokes because making fun of Americans is our national tradition.

>>70615337
I got rid of the Facebook app on my phone sometime a bit before Christmas and haven't seen Facebook since

It's definitely better this way

>>70615337
get used to it, will go on for 8 years

tired of seeing things about toilet bog toot fart, from BOTH sides.

>>70615349
I called you a rasheed because there was a french language local media source that said one of the shooters was an Arab.

Just goes to show, you shouldn't trust the french.

Absolutely fucked it
Can't sleep

>>70615373
Half of criticism from Europeans comes from a leftist perspective and it puzzles me that Europeans wish Americans would join a similar cult of self-denial and hatred.

*sits next to you*
*inches closer*

h-hi...

>>70615411
>inches
rorke

An American fridge would be considered a 1 bedroom living space in Britain

>>70615411
*whistles for the runt hounds*

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kicking and screaming

>>70615411
*touches my scrotum*
yea?

>>70615423
lmao why are eurosmalls so inadequate?

haitiANO

>>70615411
*violently grasps at your small femcock*

>>70615405
let's be real: it was this cult of self-denial and hatred that helped obama win in the first place

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honestly my favorite thing about Dwarf Fortress is just generating new world and learning about the history.

>im tired of hearing about a very important person doing things that affect lots of people
wtf i hate the news now!

>washing machine in the kitchen

why do poms do this?

>>70615429
>washer in the kitchen
backflipping

>>70615427
*hisses at you and scuttles back into the darkness*

>>70615429
cosy desu

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>>70615442

>>70615429
because your tendies wont fit?

>>70615456
where else would it go

>>70615436
We don't need to compensate for something

>>70615456
>>70615461
We always had ours in the garage. :/

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>Dwarf Fortress

>>70615451
How the fuck do you even play this?
It hurts my eyes just looking at it

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>honestly my favorite thing about Dwarf Fortress is just generating new world and learning about the history.

>>70615480
>>70615480
>>70615480

>>70615474
>where else would it go
the laundry you dumb cunt