bill gates edition
Have you respected the robot today?
What'd you get on your SATs buds? I remember getting 1700.
who /carneasadafries/
>>70613521
Never had to take the SAT.
Got a 26 on my ACT though.
you fuck it
>>70613536
Sounds good
>>70613521
Actually now that I think of it, it was closer to 1800. Would've been 1800 if I studied for the math part.
My deer roast is almost done
>>70613463
Tfw no gf.
Jandali further told Simpson that he once managed a Mediterranean restaurant near San Jose and that "all of the successful technology people used to come there. Even Steve Jobs... oh yeah, he used to come in, and he was a sweet guy, and a big tipper."
really makes me think.
Why is Kanye considered a musical genius?
>>70613521
got almost a perfect score on the writing, did good on the reading, and WAY below normal on math
cant remember the numbers
>>70613473
Why not take a break from live performance, get your life in order, and make a return to music later while keeping in practice now?
>>70613572
go listen to MBDTF, Yeezus, and TLoP and you'll understand
All I want is a menial job that provides me with enough money to rent an apartment.
Is that too much to ask?
>>70613565
>tfw have a good chance of getting a gf soon if everything stays on track
>>70613581
>and WAY below normal on math
I got something in the low 500s on math. God, I fucking hate math.
>>70613546
I got a 19 on my ACT lel
Graduated with a 2.5 GPA
>>70613473
it's rough my dude, I know the feeling. I just finished and got a job at an office. I tell ya, working 5 days a week is fucking horrible. I feel like I have no time for anything, I eat, sleep, and work, and spend all my time at work hoping for the weekend, then the weekend goes by in the blink of an eye, reset. Tuff, but I am making lots of monies
>>70613521
1450, I think?
>>70613572
it's a elaborate meme
also MBDTF is incredibly overrated
nuke the south west
>>70613572
Kanye marketed himself as one tho
>>70613611
Why do urbanites hate comfy suburbs?
Is it because they're too quiet and safe?
>>70613594
don't do it. I did and it sucked the life out of me.
if you had above a 3.00 in high school ur a nerd
t. 2.9 master race
>>70613588
>TLOP
>yeezus
>>70613611
beautiful.
>>70613609
>also MBDTF is incredibly overrated
I'm breaking up with you.
>>70613633
I had a 4.0 GPA in highschool and have a B average in college right now despite being a lazy bastard and not studying for my finals
>>70613611
Comfy
>>70613609
POST YOUR FUCKING BANGS YOU TROLLUP
>>70613521
100% verbal
85% math
Feels fine, desu.
>>70613633
>tfw graduated magna cum laude from university
>>70613655
dude, stfu
>>70613637
needs more chihuahuas tied to trees
>>70613670
go eat a nasty pastry
How good was your high school's football team?
My school maybe won 5 games the entire 4 years I was there. I think that's a sign we're a good school academically
>>70613645
i had a 4.0 at community college and a 3.5 the first time i went to college
>>70613667
good work nerd
What phones do you have, /cum/?
I have the S7.
>>70613667
>tfw poor and went to second rate technical school
>tfw dropped out after attempting suicide
*dies eating nasty pastry*
thanks u.s
>>70613710
nexus 5x
>falling for the contract phone jew
>>70613710
Moto Z force
>horror roommate stories are an actual fucking thing
What the fuck
im gonna kill myself 2night lads.
>>70613692
LITERALLY 0-10 every year. However my senior year we went 0-5 at home and 5-0 on the road in my senior year, then lost the first playoff game. So trash as fuck
>>70613611
>tfw these kind of houses reminds me to spongebob and patchy the pirate
Am I supposed to feel this bad though?
YOU MADE A NEW THREAD WITHOUT ME ASSHOLES
UHHHHHHH 310 POSTS???? ONLY 290??? NOW THREAD? RETARD LOL FUCK YOU
>>70613755
this is why i didn't fall for the roommate meme
i'll happily pay 50% more to live on my own
>>70613768
when worlds collide
>>70613463
hack
>>70613771
literally who are you lol
>>70613594
Consider yourself very lucky if you can get a blowjob from her.
>be depressed because I'm lonely
>start talking with people
>have been "hanging out" with people lately
>possibly getting a gf soon
>still feel empty and want to kill myself
I'd go to a doctor but I'm too self conscious.
>>70613521
2100, yes I am a genyus
>>70613761
Good luck.
>>70613793
lol
>>70613692
we got to the playoffs every year and always lost to some christian school from sacramento or something
>tfw too skelly for the squad
>>70613811
you kill me and i kill you.
>>70613811
Where are there people to talk to?
>>70613838
I'm still in college
>>70613782
>>70613811
Its societies fault
You should go spend time in the woods and brood
>>70613755
I had a weed obsessed roommate through most of college. He was nice and cool to hangout with, though always wanted to play super smash bros even when I was studying.
>>70613692
JV was better than Varsity and the coach's kid was QB every year .
Our baseball and volleyball team were all state though.
>>70613811
Go to the doctor and get on that pill dependency
are you too smart to try a cockmeatsandwich?
who here sits in the shower and cries and eventually falls asleep
>>70613865
>not living in an apartment for 3/4ths the cost of a dorm
Pleb
Jenny Death > the rest
SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES
>>70613848
Oh. Maybe I'll be able to re-attend this year. I had to leave for reason of decline in mental health.
>>70613865
Toon Link master race
Whatever happened to that guy from the Apprentice?
>I used toon link
>>70613879
dorms here cost the same as apartments, but are sometimes cheaper because no transit costs.
>>70613889
I think he has his own show now.
>>70613878
I sit and occasionally cry. never sleep though.
Sitting in the shower is great though, you can reach everything.
post your cumstation
>>70613906
prefer the one on the left
she knows what she wants
>>70613906
right is the obvious choice
>>70613900
pleb ass bitch
R.O.B, Ike, Villager, and Shiek are also part of the master race
Why don't you just get an irregular gf?
>>70613902
I live five minutes away from class. Also everyone in my college gets a card which gives them free bus rides throughout the city.
>toon link
you are the type of guy who loves the cockmeatsandwich
>>70613931
it is pretty comfy.
>>70613879
I should've for sure. Apartments around here can sometimes be a steal considering the area. I pay about $700 now by myself in a city and I don't hear gunshots every night
>>70613888
Always been yoshi
Victoria Justice I'm in love with you now
>>70613947
that card is probably included in your tuition fees.
my school had a dental and transit card fee. you'd have to fight the school to remove it.
>not only an item spammer, but he needs power armour to stand a chance against anyone
>uses sheik too because he's too much of a scrub to git gud with an original character
>>70613950
wish my /int/ gf would respond to my yukata request
today, right now, sadly, there are only rudeposters in /cum/...
>>70613947
I had the chance but I was a blind idiot
>>70613957
>dude i'm gonna put you in eggs and drop you off the map
good times
>>70613948
1v1 me
>>70613966
Actually, you have to buy it for $15. It also functions like a debit card for shit you can buy on campus (you can use a normal credit/debit card too).
6' 4" and built like a brick shithouse
>>70613975
In melee I always played as Roy
In brawl I played snake because I'm a metalgear fanboi
>>70613811
find a psychologist
psychiatrist is le meds man and that can have drawbacks, talk to a good shrink before you consider pills
>>70613966
my school had obligatory major medical expenses insurance, maybe cuz the owner of my school is the owner of the biggest insurer in mexico.
but is just a guess.
I came out to my parents today lmao. My mum cried and said I'm going to hell
make me happy pls
>>70614018
Why would you hurt your parents like that?
Just be a fag in secret like everyone else.
>>70613975
>implications
>>70614015
I don't like talking about my emotions and prefer to keep them pent up until I snap and kill myself/go on a murder spree like a real man.
Wish I'd stop thinkin' about the fact that my grandma died today.
>>70614026
least coasters dont deserve to be happy
>>70614046
>truth
>>70614026
I tried
>>70614018
>mum
>>70614004
Oh, that's not so bad then.
>>70614016
could be. schools have lots of financial scams.
my school also liked to not tell students about the included dental costs to try and avoid having students use it.
>>70613932
>>70614026
for you
>>70614055
delet this
>>70614061
Who do YOU play
>>70613932
>>70614055
delet
/cum/ vs /brit/ which is more active/crowded ?
>>70614075
gimme that doujin link
>>70614083
mario/samus/yoshi
>>70614089
Probably /brit/
>>70614065
OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
>>70614042
they deserve to know. I want to bring my boyfriend around
>>70614068
mum is correct, brits got it right on one thing at least
just got kicked out of /brit/ lads
>>70614097
nice
>>70614111
>>70614114
>>>/brit/
>>70614097
>i play the uptilt man and i still criticize others.
mmmmm.
Hmmm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imageboard#Circleboard
>>70614097
https://exhentai.org/g/1024401/2a2bd8566e/
>>70614089
/brit/
>>70614111
>I want to bring my boyfriend around
Even if they were to tolerate your sexuality to that extent, there's a good chance they'd feel dead inside.
I want to do something nice for myself but there really isn't anything I want or need.
>>70614124
>implying his uptilt us the only viable part
*capes your recovery leaving you plummeting to your death*
get out of /brit/ you awful cunts
>>70614127
>vaginiggers
>>70614026
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1484868018355.webm
>>70614089
Most active: /brit/
The comfiest: /cum/
>>70613932
>>70614146
holy shit dude
>>70614146
THINGS
>>70614127
>vaginiggers
new level of wizard posting
>>70614089
/brit/ but it's mostly just spam/garbage posts
got boring after a while, /cum/ has more longevity
>>70614140
i play zss,
>>70614127
>go to their /int/
>no flags
>just locations
interesting
>>70614026
makes me laugh every time, dunno about you
>>70614156
>all that desk space and you use it for a laptop
legitimately triggered
>>70614127
>vaginiggers
Might use this one
>>70614187
They have these weird birds
>>70614089
/brit/ is more active and crowded, but holy shit I've never seen so many people trying to be cool in my life.
There isn't anything I really want or need aside from friendship, companionship. You can't really buy that in its sincere form.
>Shulk
constantly fuming
gf just woke up haha
>>70614182
>I play waifubait
*neutral b's fedora*
ask a R.O.B. main anything
>>70614228
tell her to go back to sleep
maybe she'll wake up with a better boyfriend
is santa real?
got four exams in two days next week but i am darkly enlightened now so i realize that universities are illegitimate and all education should be done by monks
>>70614202
wtf do you want me to do with it, all my books/junk are in my cabinets
>>70614234
how does it feel to be so shit
>>70614239
obviously
>>70614219
is only annoying when the guy is good at reading recovery desu.
>>70614232
waifubait best bait.
>>70614127
>It was originally created by an Argentinian poster named Mature Anime Professional (MAP).
>Many of those posts are incomprehensible to the average reader
>are often called "vaginiggers."[citation needed]
>>70614234
how do you do fellow patrician?
>>70614248
take out that shelf with the controller and notebook right behind your laptop, and put in a good 1440 monitor
or at least move it up some pegs so you can fit the monitor under it
>Why yes, I play smash
>>70614206
>go to /cum/
>holy shit I've never seen so many people trying to be fags in my life.
this discord is too deep for me. now we are talking about corruption in mexico and fifa
wtf
>>70614286
hey now you're an all star
such quality
>>70614273
nm, just remincising about times up-a'd niggas into oblivion
>>70614297
it's like a bunch of autists trying to out-shitpost each other, reminds me of /brit/
2017 will be a good year they said..
>>70614286
t. scrub
>>70614297
Only the highest quality posts, I see.
They also have over 1,000,000 posts by the look of their post IDs.
>>70614299
literally the best feeling
>>70614289
wtf is discord.
>>70614287
>trying
I like palutena desu
>self-doubt creeping back
>>70614286
i wonder what happened next
>>70614297
Paid them a little visit
Why are they so obsessed with castration?
>Smash? No thanks, I prefer playing REAL games, like Cooking Mama
>>70614281
thats in a semester when i get a job and moneys to spend. The apartment was unfurnished so i needed a desk and just got a good one for the future
>>70614127
>circleboard
did your shitty board die yet so now youve had to resort to fucking 4/int/
ony freech is worse than you people
Zelda main.
Kys, faggots.
>>70614327
it is like a skype or teamspeak
>he doesnt like cooking mama
What do horse apples taste like?
>>70614352
I've literally never been to that board and don't really want to go to it after looking at the front page.
>>70614320
all shitposts I bet
>>70614373
>>70614348
who are you quoting
>zelda
oh I AM laffing
>>70614372
sounds dumb desu.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
LIBERALS BTFO
>>70613648
>>70613637
>>70613620
cant believe i share a general with such shit taste plebs
t. first ring suburb
>he can't into competition
Wew.
>>70614393
>he doesnt know about the 23dimension /cum/ thread
stop posting
Jim Carry is Canadian really makes you think huh
>>70614382
Kinda like don't eat it.
>>70614398
I keep forgetting you are a console plebeian
70614396
Would utterly humiliate you desu.
>>70614444
Those numbers are making my popcorn popper pop pop pop.
>>70614455
he's just flat out plebeian, no need for a prefix
>>70614444
he's also a murderer
>>70614127
>if/brit/wasanimageboard.jpg
>>70614469
he's also an iluminati
>>70614444
Sounds about right.
Not surprised at all.
>>70614444
Jim Carrey is from Newmarket. Nice 4s.
>>70614468
>he doesnt have a discord and a teamspeak
>>70614444
Not really, like half the comedians in Hollywood are Canadian.
>2017
>not playing Ryu
>>70614204
noice, another one in prison
i think thats 2-3 now
>>70614388
its a shit board, imagine yl but worse
>>70614455
well fuck you 2 and your stupid friends and your stupid chat apps.
>>70614504
literally only good for his counter
>>>/pol/110144420
IT"S NOT FUCKING FAIR
REEEEEEEEEE
got my stadium series tickets senpaitachi, I am comfy. Heinz field next month, Cryers v Penguins.
Can't wait
>>70614503
Even Keanu Reeves is Canadian.
>>70614469
Fuck off VIDF
>>70614521
>>70614521
>le smug anime girl of disgust
>>70614518
>another one in prison
What? You seem to know about the board. Tell me what you know.
>>70614531
Yeah, tons of famous people are Canadian. They are usually indistinguishable from Americans so no one knows.
>>70614503
From what year are you posting
>>70614526
oh boy, time for them to freeze the site again
Which ASS do you like the most, /cum/?
Me? The blue one
>>70614400
this is huge everyone look at this, trump FIRED someone
>>70614531
>Reeves was born in Beirut, Lebanon, the son of Patricia Bond
>His mother is English, from Essex, England
> His father, an American from Hawaii, has Native Hawaiian, Chinese, Portuguese, and English ancestry.
Naaah
>>70614541
>>70614541
>mis reacciones de lat muhh
muerete.
>>70614527
good goy, thank you for the $$$$$$
Now please check out or sale on NHLshop.com for all your stadium series gear!
>>70614564
is that Tamara?
>>70613463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TCxE0bWQeQ
Anyone here as skilled as bill gates
>>70614526
>>70614400
Ms. Yates, you're fired
>>70614564
who is the middle girl suppose to be? (looks like witcher but i havnt played it)
>>70614567
How cosmo.
>>70614586
>bajachan posting frogs
fake
stop impersonating her
>>70614584
no wonder my nigga bill gates got arrested he's a crazy mothafucka
>>70614574
>he goes to /lat/
>>70614567
Still a Canadian who considers Canada his home.
>>70614542
its an off shoot of yl that sometimes moves their cancer to kc and another board i sometimes visit
its too autistic to detail
>>70614580
I have probably given gary WAAY too much of my hard earned money
>>70614526
>/pol
soo it will just be /um/
>>70614599
It's baja del sur, casual.
>achieve nothing all weekend
>Poor grades on my first quizzes
I ain't gonna make it
>>70614609
Try. It sounds interesting. And write like a normal person and not a circleboardian.
>>70614400
>ywn know the glorious feeling of kicking people who think differently than you out of influential positions
>>70614526
Just the concept of some old FBI guy hunched over his laptop browsing /pol/ looking for information in a sea of misinformation is infinitely hilarious to me
>tfw your oneitis (you)'s your facebook post
>>70614526
aw fuck
>>70614605
>il parle anglais
XDDDD
>>70614574
>el cree que es de lat
el mexicano seniores
>tfw didn't kill myself this weekend
Not too shabby.
>>70614652
yes
@70614667
Me estas empezando a caer mal, ya no te dare más (tu)s.
>>70614622
i really cant explain schizophrenia and horsecock
m8s had a fight with the gf on the weekend and now we're 'taking the week to figure it out'
i think this is the end :(
>>70614726
Yes you can. Do you post on there?
>>70614739
i did some several months ago but i hadnt been there in weeks
do you?
>filing up stairs after subway
>Big whooty skinny girl in front of me
>Fat black dude to my side tries to get in front of me
>Block him quick and have whooty all in my face
>Hear an audible "daymn" from the other guy
Alpha of betas
>>70614736
ill call her and try get her back for you, whats her number?
>>70614667
Me gusta tu español. Sigue así.
I might get a jacket embroidered if the cost isn't too egregious.
>>70614766
If I did I wouldn't be asking you to explain its origin. Also what's yl?
>>70614769
madman
>>70614797
pretty gay
>>70614808
Aw, why?
>>70614769
I don't understand this post.
>>70614797
fag
>>70613521
act here. didn't do writing, got 27. did best on reading where I got a 31
>>70614821
I think he's saying he gave the black guy a handjob and got in front of him so he could have a man look his ass instead of the girls
just want to cuddle with a /cum/bro
>>70614821
>coming up the stairs after getting off the subway, big booty hoe in fromt of me
>big black nigga tries to move in fromt of me so he can leer
>block his pass so I can have the sight of that ass to myself
cum lol
This>>70614843
>>70614821
(Whooty = big butt white girl)
>>70614864
thats not funny
>>70614846
maybe if you improve the quality of your posts i would consider it
>>70614864
bet you think you're hot shit, dont you boy?
>>70613521
Got a 33 on the ACT, 36 on the Science part.
>this coming from alabama
rich
>>70613521
Did the ACT with a 30.
>>70614526
>some random news site fell for /pol/'s memery
>>70614808
>>70614825
Always do opposite of what /cum/ says.
>>70613521
29 on the ACT
made me really butthurt because I was sure I was going to crack 30, should have taken it again senior year
about to graduate college and still a lil mad
>>70614775
I love you anon. you are the reason I try. no homo
>>70614693
>Me estas empezando a caer mal, ya no te dare más (tu)s
Ya sabes que quieres darme otro you. HAZLO YA .
Ate too much spicy buds
Heartburn
>heartburn
what is this meme
i thought only old people got that
>>70613521
>>70613546
>>70613557
>>70613581
>>70613608
>>70613660
>>70613814
>>70614839
>>70614884
>>70614897
>>70614944
>standardized tests
>>70614960
RIP in peace
>mfw didn't take sat's or act
>>70614982
ur dum xd
>>70614975
only niggers hate standardized tests
>>70614972
lol, no
Mexicans aren't human
man, remember STAR testing in elementary school
>>70614989
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME
>>70614982
turns out I probably shouldn't have since I've just been neeting it up since and I haven't bothered going to college
>>70614946
estas haciendo esto demasiado joto.
detente.
>>70614993
>kansas
>CMT's
If I ever meet any one of the teachers who made me take thos I'm gonna fight them
Was he one of us?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/quebec-city-mosque-attack-suspect-known-for-right-wing-online-posts/article33833044/
>>70615002
I remember getting prizes for continually getting perfect scores on the English portion even though English is my second language.
>>70615024
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_mastitis_test
what
>>70615029
/ourguy/ dindu nuffin
>>70615029
yeah he was that quebec fag
>>70614946
I really appreciate when someone tries to learn spanish IRL even though it's pretty broken, but that's ok.
>>70615038
CHI
>>70615042
>canadian google fu
http://www.sde.ct.gov/sde/cwp/view.asp?a=2748&q=334702
I just came home at 6:00 and played video games until 10:30 and I have a math exam tomorrow ask me anything
>>70615022
>shartario
>>70614802
i just hate all boards with geoloc and im pretty sure you post there
>>70615064
actually I googled it and thats what I got too
>>70615062
Wrong, I'm a vodkanigger. Thank fuck I don't have a round potato face though.
>>70615049
Su español es muy bueno, está pendejo nada más.
>>70615066
maths are easy. you only need an hour to review.
>>70615075
Scouts honor. I've never been there until today and I closed it when I saw a thread about castration. It seems mind numbingly retarded.
Like the name?
>>70615118
new
>>70615049
oh thanks. To me I never feel bad because I remember that it is a process. Every day I get better and better. My only problem is learning to think like a spanish speaker and getting used to your grammar
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>70615120
>>70615127
sux 2 suck (benis)
>>70614736
It probably is.
Keep your head up, bud.
Plenty more fish, etc.
>>70614769
lel
Good post, desu.
>>70614982
>sat's
literally only the poor pluralize unnecessarily