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The next president edition
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nigger
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>implying it won't be Joe Biden
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>>70611705
*blocks your path*
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> tfw sharted while on the bidet

they high pressure water sure cleans your asshole right
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Is it just me or does Canada exactly look like the US?
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The next president

A muslim man. Imagine that.
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>>70611757
It's just you
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Drake and JB are Illuminatis.
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>>70611742
HOL UP
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what do trumpfags think of hindus
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This is a single Russian-American family.
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MADAME PRESIDENT
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>>70611752
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>>70611791
Is that a nigger who has BLEACH'D ancestors or an Arab? You can't tell them apart sometimes.
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>>70611755
wtf i hate argentina now
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hello how can I get into your country illegal?
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i
need
yous
or
i
will
die.
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>>70611813

NO COMMIES ALLOWED
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>>70611791
That will be me.
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>>70611810
Bleached nigger, looks like an octoroon I know
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>>70611798
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Urine is sterile. I point my peepee up see if I can hit my own forehead. Sometimes I set up bottles and try to knock them down with my pee from across the shower.
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>>70611812
swear i just wanted to let a quiet one out
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>>70611855
It also gets contaminated easily

You nasty
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>>70611834
Actually I just looked it up and he's half CHI, so not BLEACH'D. Although every nigger is bleached to some extent unless they're fresh off the boat from Africa.
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reposting because i posted in the dead thread...

>>70611540
The ironic part is they didn't even ban the mini 14

also it sounds like he used handguns in the attack at this point

apparently he had two "assault rifles" in his car as well, which could mean anything to the media

they have tried to ban variants of the vz58 many times, if he had a vz58 i wouldn't be surprised if they try to ban them again
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>>70611873
Speaking of BLEACHED
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>>70611824
I am not commie

>>70611820
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>>70611806
long live mia love!

mwen lanmou ayiti
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*dies*
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>>70611870
Contaminated with what? It's not like I drink it or anything.
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>>70611855
Urine is no longer sterile once it leaves your blatter and enters the urinary tract.
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I love Mexican people.
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>>70611873

if every nigger has been bleaches does that means that every white has been blacked????
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>>70611902
Well my urinary tract is clean, so it's still pretty clean when it comes out.
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thinkin of that 15 pack again buds
hmmmm
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>>70611920
yeah me too but wtf is he eating
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>>70611920
No more hispandering, Mr. Drumpf
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>>70611920
looks yummy
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>>70611891
Are you haitian?
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>>70611928
You are wrong. Also I meant bladder, not blatter.
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>>70611965
I've drank my own urine while innawoods, it's fine.
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>>70611874
>pic related
A pistol AND an assault rifle

Good thing they don't have these anymore. Darn those nazis were clever
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>>70611887

How many bleached generations does it takes to transform a nignog? Wait do they even get out of subhuman form or do they just stay like that?
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>>70611989
It's fine in small amounts, but you should filter it through a sock or something if you're going to die of thirst.
t. I used to be pre-Med until I decided that I need to switch my major or I'll fucking kill myself because I'm too lazy and don't want to keep studying for five hours a day.
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>>70611998
>How many bleached generations does it takes to transform a nignog? Wait do they even get out of subhuman form or do they just stay like that?
burn the coal, pay the toll
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>>70611958
on one side yeah
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>>70611998
Probably 4 or 5 for them to completely pass as white, I've known octaroons(so like 12 percent black) that still look very mixed. His dad was white as all fuck too
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If trump gets impeached and pence steps down, who would be president?
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>>70611705
why do blacc people have such bad skin
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>>70612110

me
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>>70612110
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Presidential_line_of_succession
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>>70611887
drill the oil, face the toil
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>>70612110
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession
speaker of the house
dont ask me who that is
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>>70611923
>every white has been blacked????
Shhhh

It's not extremely uncommon though (more so in the South)
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>>70612111
white people are worse.
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>>70612110
Speaker of the House (Paul Ryan right now)
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I want to stop smoking
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>>70611892
hopefully we all die one day
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>>70612159

so just stop, stupid
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>>70612159
smoke this 8====D
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>>70612145
Speaker of the house is more of a president than the vice president 2bh
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>>70611742
Kanye vs. Trump would be the most meme-tastic election ever. It would put 2016 to shame.
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>>70611923
No. Blacks having white blood comes from slave masters raping their slaves. Of course there are plenty of whites who have black blood as a result of the rape continuing from generation to generation until the child was white enough to live with the father.
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>dow breaks 20000 after trump's inauguration
>*crickets*
>down goes down 160 points after this travel ban shit
>TRUMP'S FAULT TRUMP'S FAULT
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>>70612159

You motherfuckers have access to snus, fuck off. Also you could try vaping
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>>70612190
>Also you could try vaping
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>>70612061
I've seen a few half black mothers with their 1/4 black children in my town. They're pretty much white but they look a bit like ayy lmaos
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>>70612145
Paul Ryan
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>>70612179
A lot can happen in 10 days mate

50% disapproval in 8 days. Checkmate, altreich
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you can start smoking my cock nerd haha
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>Also you could try vaping
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>>70611874
>The ironic part is they didn't even ban the mini 14
Yeah well the RCMP are fucking retarded and they will ban anything that looks/sounds/seems "scary"
Shotguns and hunting rifles don't "intimidate" people like assault rifles and sub machine guns do.
The Kalashnikov was banned because of reputation, not because of functionality.
There is no good reason for the semi automatic kalashnikovs that adhere to the (bullshit) magazine restrictions to be illegal.
>they have tried to ban variants of the vz58 many times
And solely for the reason that it is a retarded cousin of the Kalashnikov family. The VZs people have in Canada aren't even real VZs they're some fucking bullshit "sporter" model.

Canadian gun grabs are basically SJW bullshit that is done for nothing but appearances, to keep citizens that fear legal gun ownership feeling "protected." Protected from what? I'm not exactly sure.
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>>70612163
Everyday we're getting one step closer to die.
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>>70612221
good evening bajachan
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one step closer to die
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>>70612166
>>70612169
>>70612190
>>70612212
*smokes at you*
what're you gonna do?
heh, that's what i thought
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>>70612199
Vaping to quit > vaping to start
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Thinking of trying marijuana now that it's legal.
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>>70612221
post your bangs you tramp
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>tfw mulatto

I want to move to the Caribbean to be with my people
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>>70612246

>smoking satan's lettuce
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>>70612110
Why would Pence step down? The whole reason he was picked as VP was so that the GOP could finally achieve their dreams when Trump gets impeached.
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>>70612252
quintessential canadian post
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>>70612229
Good evening.

>>70612247
No.
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>>70612208
>Paul Ryan
yeah i noticed the column right after i posted :|
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How do I into basic human interaction lads
I set out today determined to make at least one friend. Chance would have it that I ran across a girl from high school who we were on good terms with and hadn't seen eachother in years. She's a genuinely nice person and always liked talking to me
We just friendly talked about classes, I asked to exchange numbers for carpooling or just to meet up. All this was like 5 min between class. We part ways for class, I message her about 30min later asking if she would be interested in meeting up again for coffee or something to catch up more and then also said we should try to incorporate other people into a meetup at the college from our high school.

This was 8hrs ago and she still hasnt responded. I think she took it as an offer for a date when I had no such intention

Gonna start taking a different route to class to avoid any further interaction with her because it'd be too embarassing
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>Trump at 50% disapproval and 43% approval
Really gets my noggin joggin'
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>>70612246
Companies can and will drug test you still, so keep that in mind. I wouldn't do it if you plan on applying for jobs over the next few months (hair drug tests can go back up to 3 months)
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>>70612252
How about Brazil?
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>>70612252
Aren't caribs more black than americans though?
Your people are in SA
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>>70612252
>tfw I have lush ass eye lashes too.
It's a blessing and a curse
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https://www.reddit.com/r/blog/comments/5r43td/an_open_letter_to_the_reddit_community/
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>>70612280
I already have a job and I don't get drug tested
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>>70612282
I take that back
>>70612281
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>>70612264
Yes.
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>>70612296

you have to go back
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>>70612247
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plz respond to my rude comment, fucking assholes
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>>70612252
You can try with Bermuda it's still part of the union.
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>>70612220
They are VZ58s, they are just converted to semi auto

Unless you mean the barrel length. Yes they do put longer barrels on them so that they fall into non restricted category
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>>70612296
DUDE WE'RE A COUNTRY BUILT BY IMMIGRANTS SO WE SHOULD JUST LET EVERYONE IN LMAO
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>>70612322
No
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>>70612280
>tfw doing a drug test tomorrow
do you just go in and piss in a cup and leave?
its all so weird
good thing i dont do drugs
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>>70612296
Hoo boy r/the_donald isn't going to like this one bit! xD
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What's this about a Californian having a French gf? Did he finally manage to find one?
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>>70612350
pretty much
btw don't ask for the result, because that can be an automatic fail depending on the lab
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>>70612320
>thumbnail
If that is actually baja though, (s)he should go ahead post her fucking bangs.
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>>70612263
Thanks, the winter kills me here
>>70612282
>>70612281
Don't speak Portuguese or Afrikaans. I do speak french and plan to learn spanish though.
>>70612284
t-thanks
>>70612323
seems nice
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>>70612365
she's nude in that image so I had to crop it
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The United cornflakes of America
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>>70612383
Lmao got us good
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>>70612383
wtf I hate the nether regions now
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why are arabs such animals.
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>>70611705
Already saw what one black president again. Now you wanna add a female on top of that?
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>>70612378
imgur right fucking now you chud/
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>>70612383
WTF DELETE THIS
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>>70612403
nah tbqh i promised her i wouldn't post it
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>>70612395
>>70612396
>>70612404
Shit tier joke I just cooked.
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>>70612419
gay
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>>70612445
ask her nicely, she likes it when you post cocks
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there's something in the mail for you
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Daily reminder to not normalize Trump
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>>70612324
I understand that functionally it is the same firearm, but to me with the polymer, plastic and assorted changes it just might as well be a different thing.
Semi auto yeah, but what the fuck does it even matter with the mag restrictions? Might as well just buy an SKS for a 1/4 of the price.
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*normalizes trump*
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>>70612419
>I promised a random person online I wouldn't share their nudes
Where do you think you are? Hell, I've posted nudes of my exes on /b/ before. Though it's been years. Wonder if anyone still has them.
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>>70612221
I hope to die right now
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>>70612471
this is different though, bajachan is reading this thread

she's get pissed

would you post your gf's nudes while she was reading the thread? thought not
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>>70611705
told you this would happen

Democrats will have female minority candidates so make sure they leave their houses to vote from now on.
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*advocates for the normalization of trump*
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>>70612478

i seriously hope you die i fucking hate you redneck scum.
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My eyelid twitches like a crazy person. Haha
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>too much of a pussy to own up to his deal
>calling anyone else scum

fuck off
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>>70611813
come to Canada
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>>70612470
>>70612490
smdh falling victim to fake news
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>>70612320
she reminds me of my aunt so much what the fuck
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>>70612497
shut up faggot. Because of you I am on discord now taking spanish lessions
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>>70612470
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>>70612482
Oh no. A random anon is scared some attention whore will be mad at him. However will she know? The tragedy. Just admit you don't have them
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I should stop dressing like shit.
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Remember to normalize trump

Remember not to normalize shitcongo violence and idiocy
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>>70612536
>that spooky skeleton in the background
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>>70612267
Guys pls
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>>70612544
Oh shit you're right
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>>70612482
baja's not your girlfriend. She's an attention whoring namefag from Mexico.
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>>70612557
she will be one day
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>>70612539
wtf I hate Racist Bay now
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>>70612536
stop
>>70612544
that our kid
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>>70612539
>tfw heard my sister on the on phone today complaining to her gf about how the media wont show the video of the white guy getting beat up by grongos in chicago
#LGBT4TRUMP
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hey you wanna try a cockmeat sandwich?
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>>70612575
Truly a god among men
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>>70612575
he's right but autistic
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Baja, do you care to weigh in on this?>>70612576
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>>70612576
Sad!
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>>70612512

You will never be able to learn you dumb cunt.

te crees cochi con levis maldito ojizarco, pero ni de puntero pasas.
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>>70612267
I don't think it makes a difference if you go that route or not if dating wasn't your intention. I try not to potentially interfere with the balance of the universe by suggesting what to do
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I lost 80lb and now none of my clothes fit. I'm gonna need to stop wearing my old and extremely baggy clothes and spend a ton of money buying new clothes.
>>70612585
Fuck off nerd
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Good music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16Y-Z-IBDQ
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>asuka
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>its a "person I dont want political opinions of tells me their political opinions" episode
>its currently stuck in the VCR and wont stop looping

Why can't I just watch a youtube video or chit chat with a neighbor or read a friends feed without them telling me their yahoo news-tier political discussion.
Just fuck off already. I can't even gossip about asshole neighbors anymore without someone mentioning Trump. I can't watch or read videogame review from people who use to respect keeping politics out of their shit now mentioning Trump all the time. I can't listen to a song without someone mentioning Trump.
I can't handle this shit anymore and it's not even a month yet.
This is a special type of hell.
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stop harassing bajachan
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>>70612604
I have zero romantic interest in her
I'm just trying to be more outgoing as per my new years resolution

It's not going well
At all
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I fucking hate when normies talk about dank memes.
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What's /cum/ istening to right now?
I'm listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kryuiydSOCI
>>70612627
Bad taste
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>>70612582
wtf I hate violent shitcongo now
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>DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA QUE TU CUERPO ES PA DARLE ALEGRIA Y COSA BUENA
>DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA
>EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>MACARENA

This is the only Spanish I know how to speak, but what does it mean?
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>>70612634
They don't even understand them. They just think they're funny pictures.
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>>70612575
baja stop going to reddit. it is killing you
>>70612587
( opens mouth)
>>70612602
no te puedo entender porque estas usando demasiada jerga puto subnormal.
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pendejo
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chicago is the new detroit

meanwhile detroit is making a comeback due to cheap investments
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>>70612629

>go to history class
>professor spends first 1/2 an hour talking about whatever trumps done this week/weekend
>go to /cum/
>everybody's trying to bait each other into bashing trump again
>go to /v/, someone makes a thread about some literal who developer bitching about trump
>go on normiebook, whole page is full of friends talking about the muslim ban
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>>70612637
>she will never be your girlfriend
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>>70612650
>>70612674
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>>70612634
I love it 2bh

Similarly, I met a guy on Forza who knows some stuff about cars and the next thing that came out of his mouth was Roman Atwood
Not that I'd call that guy stupid (since everyone starts from knowing nothing), but I thought it was hilarious
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Alright faggots. Quit obsessing over a Mexican attention whore (male) and laugh at Sweden.
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>>70612653

nothing, it actually means nothing.

>>70612665
Pues ese es el chiste animal, que te des cuenta que no importa que tanto estudies jamƔs podrƔs hablar espaƱol como alguien normal.
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>>70612695
how does that even happen?
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>>70612694
>Roman Atwood
It was just a prank bro
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>>70612686
stop being violent
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>>70612720
Good question. I'm willing to be $100 the wife will be raped before the end of the year
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prank in the hood gone sexual
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>>70612728
b-but it's only the South Side
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I'm about to spend $100 on a pair of jeans
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>>70612728
you're right, we should embrace anime instead
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so this is a thing in my city

got me thinking, are the white people technically allowed to say negro there? i mean it'd be weird if you were white and worked there and couldn't even say where you worked because you'd be considered racist
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>>70612741
What if she goes in search of a penis?
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>>70612753

dont do that
>>
dumb stupid varg posters
>>
>>70612753
Could just go to wal mart and get 4-5 pairs for the same price.
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>>70612753
>buying clothes on the internet
>speciall after dropping sizes

nigger are you fucking dumb.
>>
Have most Americans performed "American roads trips" a cross the country? In other words do Americans travel to other states or do they stay where they at??
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>>70612536
>>70612555
>>70612585
>>70612608
>>70612637
>>70612753

Hey sorry to break it to ya pal but I done boned your cosplay waifu skank six ways from sunday, so that skeleton figurine child you're raising is more than likely a product of my seed.

My bad.
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Is Varg a cuck?
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>>70612754
why is the girl on the left scared?
:^(
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>>70612760
Then her husband will share her obviously. Probably offer a child or two for extra good boy points.
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>>70612775

no

its actually kind of expensive and requires a lot of planning

>tfw friends are too pussy to do it with me
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>>70612700
estas insinuando que son normales los mexicanos pero hay una razĆ³n por quĆ© vamos a construir este pinche muro.
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>>70612775
I've driven from Alaska, through Canada, down to Arizona. Then from Arizona to Louisiana, then up to Kansas

Road trips are pretty comfy tbqh. Got me into podcasts.
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>>70612695
>be me, Swedish
>go post on swedebook and pro-isis twitter blogs
>pose as Al Swedi
>post comments in favor of joining isis and fighting infidels

Anyone else here do shit like this?

One less jihadist in Malmƶ is one less in Stockholm. Jihadists are pretty much non-humans anyways, I don't see a problem with making Syria our dumping ground.
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>>70612775
We go to Colorado every 6 months or so for weed and Washington every other year
t. Texas
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>>70612774
I don't like going to malls and the clothes aren't much cheaper anyway. Also I've bought two new pairs of pants already but I don't want to wear dirty pants/have to wash them every day.
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>>70612741
>he brought his entire family
if he has daughters he's going to see them forcefully married to an older guy with multiple wives already.

did he race mix? The Swedish woman would have to be pretty stupid to move there too.
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>>70612695
>Al Swedi
kek
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>>70612807
>implicando que tu no me vas a dar una tarjeta verde

yo por tĆ­ harĆ­a lo que sea.

also what you just said is wrong.
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>>70612786
she is scared of having fun
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>bad dudes
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>>70612760
Under that religion women can be killed for sex outside marriage even if they were raped.
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>>70612856
>can
They commonly are.
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Hollywood is fucking shit there's nothing better than watching low budget films.
>>
>>70612895
What if I'm 23 and helping my mother pay bills since we're in a jam atm?
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>>70612915
you got 7 more years bud, don't worry
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>>70612775
don't listen to>>70612789
It's not expensive if you camp and your car gets more than 30mpg.

Every American should take a road trip. I did right after graduation.
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>>70612895
im 25 im i just moved a few weeks ago
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>>70612932
Well if I end up paying this house off, I ain't moving.
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>>70612848
>>70612848
>>70612848
what is a better way?
>>
>>70612935

more than 9000 miles worth of gas isnt expensive

yah ok
>>
Ronald McDonald is the actual founder of America prove me wrong.
>>
>>70612851
naughty
a
u
g
h
t
y
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>>70612953
>pero hay una razĆ³n por quĆ© vamos a construir este pinche muro.

should be

>pero hay una razĆ³n por la cual vamos a construir este pinchI muro.

stop thinking in english.
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>>70612915
that meme image is only considering that a NEET loser
>>
>>70612974

america was founded 100 something eyars before the first mcdonalds
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>>70612974
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington
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>>70612955
Who said to take a cross country trip? My trip from St. Louis to Jackson Hole cost less than $200 and that was 1300 miles.
>>
I bought the pants
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>>70612986
So my oldest brother. Which ironically doesn't lurk 4chan while I do.
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>americans believe cowboys are americans

really makes me think.
>>
>>70613004

thats what the original post was about, you absolute moron
>>
>>70612775
I've done it, but mostly because my family lives in the north and south. I don't think a lot of people do it though. I've met a bunch of people who don't go much further than a single state away from their home state.
>>
>>70613008

>>70613008
>millenials
Smdhtbqhwyfam. Make sure to blame trump for why you're broke.
>>70613027
We just perfected the idea :^)
>>
I have a question
do you /cum/ guys use the phrase "jog on" as an alternative of "fuck off"?
>>
>>70613032
Tennessee to Nevada is across the country, but not across the country.
There's a thing called expressions.
>>
>>70613059
No
>>
>>70613059
nah we say "make like a tree and leave"
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>>70613059
Never heard of it my English teaching friend.
>>
>>70613059
Nah

There's "go jump in a lake"
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>>70613059
nah m8 never heard jog on
>>
notice how manchild is an insult but womanchild isnt? it's because women never grow up.
>>
>>70613059
no
>>
>>70613027
Yes
and Charros are Mexican and Gauchos are Argentines.
>>
>>70613059
only brits do
>>
>>70613059
There's a joke about fat Americans in there not knowing that phrase.
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>>70612982
oh well. At least I got most of the sentence right. I just have to learn to stop thinking in gnlish.
you know your abuse only makes me want to work harder
>>
>>70613109
Funny because it's true
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>>70613057
>We just perfected the idea :^)
*aussies screeching in the distance*
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>>70613057
I voted for Trump
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>>70613073
>>70613080
>>70613082
>>70613093
>>70613094
thanks
I often find the phrase on /brit/, so I guess it is only used in Brit...
>>
>>70613145
BRRRAPPPFFFF
>>
>>70613059
Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>
The US is so big it looks like a continent on it's own and the states look like countries...
>>
>>70613118
Charros are FAGS and are not actual mexican cowboys.

>>70613134
y-you know im just kidding, right?
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recorded my gf twerking lads
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>>70613161
when will they learn?
>>
>>70613152
The current one probably does
>>
>north americans believe in balkanization

moving my head
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

i should send this to my parents who buy a 24 pack of meme bottles every week
>>
>>70613191
We believe in Manifest Destiny and the annexation of Canada.
>>
>>70613175
BRRRAPPPPTTTTT
>>
>>70613162
no not really. I like you how you are talking to me. This is how two men should talk, tough and angry. How would you feel if I told you I go to hispachan?
>>
>>70613149
british people are strange creatures, we would all do well to study them from afar
>>
new thread where
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>>70613218
innit
>>
>>70613234
nigga it is 268
calm your jets
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>>70613234
when it REACHES 310
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>>70611800
who gives a fug basement dwelling neets think of Hindus ?
>>
>>70613210
Te dirĆ­a que hispachan es pa puro morro pendejo y autista. Y sabes que es verdad.
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>>70613191
One of my wet dreams is a post apocalyptic Balkanized US
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The first time I get any attention from a girl in maybe two years and it's from a someone who's not American. Makes me ponder.
>>70613234
>new thread
>270 posts in
"No."
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>>70611820
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>>70613162
They seem alright to me.
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>britbongs don't know how show > season > episode works
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>>70613272
green card digger
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>>70613272
>>70613255
I'll be back in 30 posts.
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Why does Trump pronounce China as ChiƱa?
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>>70613315
Maybe, but she's here on a student exchange program or some shit from Canada. She could probably get a visa if she wanted.
>>
>>70613193
wahah
>>
>>70613323

no he doesnt.
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Steve Jobs had Syrian background, really makes you think.
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>>70613351
Shit, I meant green card.
>>70613323
I wish English embraced the superior name for China and called it Kitai.
>>
>>70613364
Steve Jobs had an overall negative impact on the world of computing
really really makes you think huh
>>
300 million people doesn't seem a lot in a country that big, I mean countries like Germany, France, United Kingdom host like 80 million people each respectively.
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>>70611742
Taytay4Prez desu
>>
>>70613398
Most new world countries have really low population density, America included.
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>>70613398
Yeah that's why Hillary lost. all the rural and suburban retards
>>
gonna go buy some booze and ice cream methinks
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>>70613398
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>>70613316
see ya there boo
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>>70613418
I don't get drunk easily and I usually just get sleepy when I get drunk. Feels bad.
>>
should i drop out of college again
>>
>>70613408
>Fedoras want to make this bitch a meme now
Cringy
>>
70613398
>netherlands having any concept of scale
K
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Tonight is the night I give up on music forever. Not gonna have enough to pay rent courtesy of fucking mcdonalds work and my trash record label. Played in front of 5 people tonight senpaitachi. I think It's time I sucked it up and re-enrolled at college and got some wagecuck job and live miserable for the rest of my life
>>
>>70613463
>>70613463
>>70613463
>>
>>70613476
early cunt
>>
>>70613162
>Charros are FAGS and are not actual mexican cowboys.

Are they still a thing?
>>
>>70611742
FUND IT
>>
>>70613476
boi
>>
I want tacos
>>
>>70613473
Try with classical music my nigga
>>
>>70613473

at least you tried anon.
>>
>thread is at 303
>replies to the very first posts

No point, dude
>>
>>70613450
>cringy
lolkys, you literal child.
>>
Hollywood is fucking shit there's nothing better than watching anime.
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