Robot Wars edition
do NOT masturbate
I've seen Sadiq Khan in the flesh, was walking on the edge of Westminster Square by the tube station and we walked past, right on the street. Had 1 bodyguard with him. was shocked by how small he is, he's 5"5 at a struggle.
>>70611583
whuhh
whwaaaaaa
n-now i dont know what to do with myself!!!
doing a masturbate
Anime
Thinking about making a youtube channel where I pretend to be retarded and autistic. Not funny retarded, just retarded retarded. Good idea?
>>70611606
>tfw 6'3
literally so thankful
He's still hiding in Florida
chinese monkeys
>its another "netflix releases 50 TRASH originals instead of anything worth watching" episode
Ah yes, reckon this wont get old.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. When the fuck did this become socially acceptable?
#4. If you’re talking to a girl and she tells you outright that you should leave, or says “well, you should go back to your friends”, “it was nice meeting you”, etc:
Smile, nod, agree, and then continue talking to her as if she said nothing. Never leave set because a girl tells you to.
SHE can walk away if she wants. She has that right.
But in a public space like a bar or nightclub, you’re well within your rights to talk to whoever you want.
It’s Saturday night. It’s a social environment. You’re mixing with people.
You’re free to talk to whoever you want, and she’s free to walk away at any time.
But if she tells YOU to leave, it’s simply a test of your frame. She wants to see that you won’t buckle under social pressure.
Pass the test by ignoring it. If she tells you to leave again, look her in the eye with a sly smile and say “You’re free to go if you want to.”
Her eyes will light up and she’ll punch you in the arm. Pussy dampening commences.
Wait
do red pilled turbo virgins actually follow this advice? absolutely deluded subreddit
>>70611615
yes give it an honest shot for at least a few months m8
shoot for the moon and if you miss you might land among the stars
>>70611615
I think that market is already a bit oversaturated
*Flushes the toilet even though I only did a wee*
>>70611620
skinny runt
>>70611620
i'm 5"9 and sexually satisfied, plus i can fit into tight spaces. Quite like this height to be honest although wouldn't mind an extra inch or two.
HEY
ICELAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Id5jMKQh0
absolute tune
anyone under 19 is not allowed to click link.
did that lad from the last thread do his cummies yet?
still waiting to see it
>>70611646
recently
>>70611648
>But if she tells YOU to leave, it’s simply a test of your frame. She wants to see that you won’t buckle under social pressure.
>Pass the test by ignoring it. If she tells you to leave again, look her in the eye with a sly smile and say “You’re free to go if you want to.”
>Her eyes will light up and she’ll punch you in the arm. Pussy dampening commences.
>>70611634
Can he get a suit that fits him ffs
>>70611634
i cant wait until he starts doing drugs and begins reviewing them
"This is smoking on empty, drug review. Today we're eating mcdonald sand smoking a bunch of dmt. lets see if i break on through to the otherside, chaps"
>>70611670
Yes?
>>70611658
>even though
triggered
>>70611658
>>70611640
Do they even put good films on there anymore? I cancelled my membership last year.
>tfw you're a cute femboy and you just want another cute femboy to be your bf so you can cuddle and crossdress together
Life is suffering
>>70611648
really solid advice, good way to look at the world
thanks m8
>>70611646
here, old fashion girls can be in scouts if they want
girl guides still exist as far as I'm aware, but it's female exclusive
>>70611726
haha
same
>>70611726
bender
>>70611711
Just found out there's a fb group for moonshine, how great?
pretty amazing time to be alive. To bad all the dealers are in the city of fear
>>70611703
I'm hoping he starts doing beer reviews but he seems to be a tee totaller
gays will suffer aids
>>70611721
honestly? no.
they only add their shit ""originals"""" and straight to TV tier hallmark movies.
i check netflix every couple of days, just WAITING for something good to watch.
>>70611648
I've had this happen to me, but the girl's friend got really vocal and kept repeating herself for me to go
>>70611731
it's from this turbovirgin subreddit, the top post of all time
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/5fihmu/how_to_get_laid_like_a_warlord_37_rules_of/
>>70611754
I don't know what to do with that information
>>70611740
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about transgender children.
You'r all just a bunch of benders.
>>70611795
buy 10L(18k) for me and send it too me
>>70611773
You should just cancel your membership and get on Kodi :^)
>>70611789
>This guide will NOT cover: body language, pulling, or handling logistics.
bro, did you see how rodney handled the logistics of that pull? kids an artist hahhaa
Anyone here a genuine loner?
>>70611789
haha my sides
>>70611822
Kodi is flawless
>>70611822
t. kodi salesman
>>70611821
Don't think I will
>>70611828
I guess I would qualify
>>70611828
No, I'm a genuine lover
lol i was in a meeting at work earlier and i sneezed and a shit load of blood and dried cut shite landed on my nice freshly ironed white shirt. nobody said anything but several people have also commented on the fact i always seem to be breathing through my mouth i think it's only a matter of a time til someone says something lol
>>70611721
it's got birdman and whiplash at the moment
so...
2 whole films
>>70611773
virgin detected
the only way you can get laid in 2017 in america is to have netflix and to enjoy chilling
>>70611814
no such thing
>tfw you only have 10 mates
forever alone
>>70611828
My only real friend lives in Argentina and I have about 3 people outside of my family who I would even be comfortable talking to
>>70611858
They're both terrible
>>70611648
I literally refused to have sex with a girl i was once seeing, she tried to kick me out, i refused, she then proceeded far more plastered than she already was, invite her friend over, do stuff with her in attempt to make me jealous and hurl abuse at me from a cupboard. by the time she fell asleep I went downstairs and cleaned her dirt-ridden filthy kitchen that her and her smackhead mum never bothered to clean. I left it spotless, shiny. you should have seen how MAD she got. That's a woman's kitchen and me saying it wasn't good enough. serves her fucking right #parred
>people here are only now finding theredpill
holy fucking christ the newfaggotry is strong I've only been gone a month tops and no-one fukcing remembers fucking anything
newfags fuck off.
>>70611888
filtered
filtered the namecunt
>>70611883
t. pleb
>>70611888
asianmasc is better
babestation
>theredpill
haha I always wanted to know how not to pull
>>70611925
aznidentity is best
>>70611932
*noises*
>>70611828
Not a loner but I've cut my ties with most of my "friends" and I close a close group of friends now. I find it hard to trust people cos I've been fucked around so much over the years.
>>70611932
DO NOT MASTURBATE
>#5. You’re talking to a woman and there’s an uncomfortably long lull in the conversation.
>Stare into her left pupil while saying nothing. Instant sexual tension.
Unironically in love with an anime character lads what do I do
>>70611932
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38720250
>Residents of a County Mayo town are being plagued by callers trying to reach X-rated TV channel Babestation.
>People in Westport are up in arms over late-night landline calls intended for the UK-based station.
>The mix-up is a result of Irish viewers calling the show's premium-rate numbers, which start with 098, without adding the international dialling code
lol could you imagine being bombarded with phone calls by horny, likely drunk or drugged up irishmen? be hilarious
>>70611943
*have a close
>>70611947
I can't cringe and wank at the same time
boring thread pirates
Just unsubscribed from every default subreddit. I couldn't stand the pseudointellectual left-wing circlejerk any longer.
>>70611957
Nothing gets the pussy gushing quite like my serial killer impression
>>70611967
Release pic related into your house then strike a match
>>70611986
So you'll replace it with pseudointellectual right wing circlejerks nice
hate life in all its beautiful and wondrous glory lads
think everything should just die tbqhwy
why are they protesting if they do not live in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxdmezWbe38
>>70611986
10 Warning Signs You Might Be Living In A Fascist Country.
feeling the loneliness at the moment
could use a friend in the world
>>70611924
elaborate
>>70611967
Better be Aisha Clanclan you little bender
dumb pirate frogposter
tips on how to get girls by a ridiculously good looking rocket surgeon delta force quantum race car fighter
1) DON'T let her be intimidated by your attractive aura
2) if she compliments you, then it's a machiavellian trick and she is looking to harvest your organs. Smile and send her back to her friends with a well placed kick in the lumbar spine
3) NEVER touch the girl or else she will become absolutely obsessed with you
4) ALWAYS kiss her first. if she tries to kiss you first, she may have slipped some sort of sedative under her tongue in order to dose and kidnap you so REJECT HER
5) TRY not to do discuss or reveal sort of easy but intelligent topics like quantum calculation or millenium prize work in the club or your intelligence MAY intimidate her
6) ALL anyone can talk about in the entire club is how good looking you are so don't get upset if you overhear a girl talking about a hot guy in the club and she gets your height, hair colour and skin colour wrong - girls talk in CODES to avoid shaming (very sad!!!)
7) DON'T trust a word anyone says because they will just LIE to get you alone and exploit your renaissance abilities and attractiveness for illegal gain (OCEANS 11!!!!)
8) BE YOURSELF
follow thes tips and models/actresses/royalty will be get the tip and more from you!!!
>>70612017
No, I'm a centrist.
>>70612028
they're geordies
>>70612062
the defaults on reddit are mainly centrist desu
>>70611973
screeching
>>70611838
It's not flawless cos some of the addons don't work sometimes, but it's better than paying the jews
really feel like doing a drink lads
last time i drank i ahd a seizure tho
makes me think
there are two kiwis downstairs (the fruit)
at the moment i fancy eating a kiwi (the fruit)
might venture downstairs to get one (or maybe even two)
>>70612084
They really aren't. They're far, far left. Their response to >>70611646 has been almost completely positive.
having a big think(wank)
Rate the so called GF lads
having a big think(about killing myself)
The longest relationship I've had with a girl is just over a year, because it normally takes them about 6 months to realise that I'm a loser
I'm literally shaking.
I keep looking out my window because I feel like someone is just going to come and shoot me and my family at any moment.
the scumbag will kill himself
I've got a strong frame do you
getting a little bit bored with wanking
wanking to lefty tears
having a big wank about killing myself
heh... now both of my legendaries are 940....
the gf
>>70612104
Maybe it's not a good idea then.
The first and last time I had a seizure was when OD'ing on speed. I took ten times the recommanded dose. Never touched that shit again. I thought I was gonna die and it fucked up my health for months.
>>70611866
Try having none
gonna pop into the off license and ask bossman for a 226
was really interested in wanking at first but then I had a sex wee and suddenly got really bored of it
>>70612193
>controlled mass media
really doing a hmm
>>70612232
>Maybe it's not a good idea then.
probably not
>>70612232
i've been awake for 4 days straight on cocaine and drinking about 30 cans of beer in that time and i never had a seizure
What shall I get lads?
>>70612193
human rights literally have no philosophical foundation
>>70612328
you fucking cunt, you ignored me last time you asked.
GET HAWAIIAN PIZZA.
>tfw my gf has an extra drippy pussy
the teeth girl
>>70612356
get a drip tray
/brit/ STILL haven't recovered
'net is acting a bit slugging tonight
>>70612352
>HAWAIIAN
FOY
>>70612381
arOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANANAS BELONG ON PIZZA
>>70612316
I guess my body is ill-fitted for stims or maybe I went too rough for a first time. 30 cans of beer in 4 days is really nothing exceptional though. I drink a six-pack minimum as a daily routine. Even at two packs I don't feel much and don't have a hangover the next day.
>>70612377
Why do lefties act like hiding your identity is some sort of shameful thing?
>>70612316
That probably means you're in the clear mate, you could OD on speed no problem
>>70612389
>ananas
CHI
post toot
>>70612352
>pineapple on pizza
Italians cry marinara whenever this happens
>he posts the virgin frog
forgot my case was due today and I'm in graduate school
i emailed the prof basically crying like a little bitch because it would have fucked up a lot of things
she just e-mailed back and said she doesn't care and will take it for full credit whenever
some people are good desu
feel pathetic that I was suicidal over it. What a complete soft cunt I am
>>70612377
i dont even understand it. who mentioned reincarnation?
that's having a punchline and trying to make a joke around it
>it's a /brit/ suddenly goes quiet episode
>>70612408
binland gimmick
>>70612410
/brit/ agreed that ANANAS DO belong on pizza earlier today.
>>70612420
real wanking hours
me when i was just a lad
>>70612369
Le milenom girl
wonder if anyone ever had a crush on me
probably not
>>70612059
got my gf, thanks
>>70612461
doing a serious think
haitiANO
>>70612449
chaika on the bury nice page!
post your battlestations/room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4hyoIoyxwQ
for everyone in this thread
>>70611699
he's a skinny manlet so probably not
>>70612452
Girl sent me a Valentine's day card when I was 14
Maddest ting ever
Never did anything about it and I hear she's a tranny now
>>70611634
I can tell this is the first season from how young Don Draper looks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW1k7DObaX4
comfy video
>virgin frog
Lefties are getting desperate
>>70612514
Is there a point in working out if you're a manlet with a small dick? The only reason you'd work out is if you want to impress women (and women aren't interested in manlets with small dicks).
>>70612514
>image.jpg
https://youtu.be/QVydehFISJc?t=4m
>>70612561
go outside more mate
>>70612566
?
>>70612553
ah ha excellent
>>70612406
because getting you sacked is the only weapon in their arsenal
>>70612553
very comfy
>>70612625
it's the other way around
>>70612618
FUCK OFF LEAF
Pic related is the only fizzy drink I consume now
>>70612675
may as well just punch yourself in the teeth
>>70612618
>i dont drink soda
>>>/reddit/
>>70612675
>Drinking anything carbonated
Literal child
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
/tv/ is going mental over their hero saying this
>42 unique posters
>at least 2-3 are probably ban evaders so probably really only 40
Should we just put /brit/ down? For the past few mounts I've been accumulating data on the amount of original posters in /brit/ threads throughout certain times of the day
The number of unique posters has fallen. Not overly significant where you will notice, but we lost about 2-3 unique posters each month on average.
Funny enough the post numbers per hour stay roughly the same, which means less unique posters, and more of the same posters posting over and over again in the threads.
Is it the reddit fags leaving? The oldcunts leaving? Or just random fluctuation?
http://www.nairaland.com/3602083/man-commits-suicide-after-impregnating
his sister
>“Ene caused the whole problem because she was always in the habit of sleeping in the same room with her brother Unclad,” he added.
not sure how i feel about this
>>70612573
I do go outside, I've got a pretty well-paying job as well. I just have no friends and I'm already comfortable with the fact that I'll die alone.
>>70612729
don't care
ellohay adslay
>>70612710
>beer is for children
>>70612751
>Beer is carbonated
>>70612729
i've only been here a week
(please don't chastise me)
Might go see trainspotting 2
On my own
>>70612729
Yanks and leafs started posting in /brit/ and your shitty posts made all the actual British people leave.
>>Drinking anything carbonated
>Literal child
just got an email from one of my grad students who forgot to turn in his case
>>70612730
>If the sight of a blood sister has ever arouse you as a man, you really don't need deliverance. All you need is a gentle-man suicide.
>No matter the level of uncladness of Our sisters, they should be naturally disgusting to our sight.... but can be attractive only to the baby goats.
yass
>the absolute state of yank politics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGrxqOcZpZU
best hip-hop in africa imo
>>70612701
I drink it once or twice a month
>>70612553
seems like a nice place to hang out
>>70612776
>one of my grad students
THE GF
just beat Cody in chess
>>70612762
All lager is carbonated, no?
>>70612748
alri
>>70612784
the fact that you can interpret this image is pathetic
germany
yes
>>70612817
really enorged my visual balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgMg4nr8q0Y
why does this woman talk the way she does
are there people in britain who actually talk like this or do you think shes a transplant
>>70612514
Glad I don't live in Britain anymore and can actually afford a home.
having a look at riley reid's front bum
>>70612553
Why do you have a Welsh flag up?
>>70612784
>>70612625
>>70612850
Please stop reposting shit you found on /pol/
>>70612862
she's quite clearly american
I'm surprised you couldn't notice
>>70612850
sequel to Coming to America t b h
>>70612850
surely pandering this left-wing globalist agenda constitutes as propaganda?
how do people not see this for the brainwashing it is?
>>70612675
lucozade is vile, tbqh
hmmm... yes...
>>70612862
She's not British though, get your ears tested
>>70612900
fags gypsies and disabled people BTFO
>>70612900
>>70612879
muh heritage desu
a davies desu
just caught a whiff of my own ass
might be moving to isreal. mother is jewish so that makes me jewish even though we don't practice.
theres a pretty good job opp there for me. is the country that shit?
>>70612993
hell yea
emrace your jewish identity
>>70612993
jews rock!
>>70612993
fuck off kike
>>70612889
>>70612922
but shes in wales
>>70612993
Not that shit compared to yankland
>>70612993
>parents hooking you up with a job in the promised land
Sure sounds like you are a practicing jew.
Want pic related but the nearest van is 20 minutes walk away, fug
>>70613018
she might have used a plane to get there
patrish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9OIIapSko
>>70612993
nicer than the rest of the middle east
shittier than any western country.
>>70613021
yankland objectively has a higher standard of living than your country, so can't imagine how shit your country is.
>>70613042
I have a kitkat chunky, and I'm gonna eat it
>>70613018
Either an American student or Welsh girl who has been living in America and returned home with a burger accent.
>>70613050
The average British person lives better than the average American person
>>70612993
I thought you had to fight in the IDF to get citizenship
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
>>70613050
don't bully them
foy
>>70613084
And any amreican above average has significantly higher living standards than brits.
I happen to be one of those people.
got called a virgin on twitter
>>70613050
I live in a 5 bedroom semi detached house, I wouldn't live in amerishootland unless you gave me at least $2million
gotta poo
>>70613050
you're objectively wrong
>>70613099
bonnie
you're dancing in the club when this man slaps your girlfriend's are
wat do
>>70612553
Jealous of this 2bh
>>70613107
What
>The richer people in my country have higher living standards than the average working class person in your country haha
>>70613128
baaaaaaaanie
>tfw live in objectively the best country in the world now that europe is overrun by rasheeds
>>70613050
>yankland objectively has a higher standard of living than your country
not even close
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_inequality-adjusted_HDI
wales is better than australia
>>70613129
Nick his pint
>>70612900
>>70612939
how the fuck do jews get a free pass on saying that they're the biggest and most important victims of the holocaust and that it should be all about them?
>>70613126
>>70613154
the above average have much better lives than your above average.
Im above average, im not worried about poor cunts.
>>70613172
>implying arsefartia is better than the USA
ah yes another episode of
>our proles have healthcare so that makes the UK a million times better to live in
>>70613172
>never going to watch re runs of home and away while melting in the australian heat
jdimsa
>>70613183
>USA is lower than Poland
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eating some fish and chips lads
reminder that if you don't put vinegar on your fish and chips in large amounts you should really just end it all
>>70613183
>Inequality
absolutely fucking howling. are you black or a paki by chance? No me neither
>>70613172
Stay vigilant lad.
Many of your politicians would open the floodgates in an instant if given the chance.
where is new zealand tonight
>>70613172
empires rise and fall
enjoy these golden times
>>70613172
>>70613211
The US has small pockets of the third world but the average white American is better of than in the UK I think.
>>70613205
you can get free healthcare in the US too...
>>70613213
better be malt vinegar
TRUMP'D
>>70613196
Please post the equality-adjusted HDI figures that actually matter for the median average person
>“There were indeed millions of innocent people whom the Nazis killed in many horrific ways, some in the course of the war and some because the Germans perceived them—however deluded their perception—to pose a threat to their rule,” Lipstadt wrote, calling the question a matter of “historical accuracy and not of comparative pain.” “They suffered terribly. But that was not the Holocaust.”
>Lipstadt, who has studied and analyzed Holocaust deniers, wrote that she assumed at first the omission was an innocent mistake. But Hicks’s justification, she said, was “classic softcore denial” — not denying that the Holocaust happened but minimizing it, including by implying that Jews are stealing the attention from other victims.
>>70613232
>white American
All 60% of you?
>>70613183
>inequality-adjusted
How does my neighbour being richer than me make my life objectively worse?
>>70613247
>post the one that factors in pakis and blacks
SCREAMING
>>70613251
Nod an argumend
>>70613221
statistically it's 46% likely you are
>that Jews are stealing the attention from other victims.
Which they indeed have done
WE BUILT THIS CITY
>>70613156
>he knows
ha!
>>70613232
>My country is the best in the world if you ignore most parts of it which are actually quite shit
American insecurity and mental gymnastics are outstanding tbqh
>>70613251
yes, all 192,000,000 of us :v)
average american neighbourhood
>>70613213
>vinegar on the fish
Don't do that
>>70613324
that's from he 80's, now bronx looks better
>Nah mate your country is shit
KICKING AND SCREAMING
americans are unironically less racist than europeans
RIP Club Penguin :(
America is one giant milton keynes
no one on /pol/ is white
hurts to swallow :x
>>70613339
every american on this site seems to be a giga-rorke though
the ACTUAL gf (100% serious, literally NOT lying)
>>70613313
>I'd rather subsidize an underclass and redistribute wealth to the point of most people being lower middle class to working class in the UK
Yeah nah the shit parts can stay shit.
>>70613362
>minorities can't be rorkes
>>70613339
I think this is actually true.
Euros, especially continentals, have a MASSIVE superiority complex.
only a pretend to be a rorke to get the rasheeds going
actually very rasheed irl
is this music video kino? its pretty cinématographique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuxnF8dOPU
>>70613328
Why not? If you don't have lemon juice niegar is a decent alterative.
>>70613371
looks about 15
if you think minorities can be rorkes you don't know what rorke means
>>70613337
*blows down your shed- i mean house*
>>70613395
>niegar
fucking racist
>>70613347
kek
>>70613337
>Haha my country is better than yours in every metric because I can buy a big mobile home made out of paper miles away from anything of interest for the same price as this small Victorian terraced house most of which are now occupied by artists and hipster cunts who see them as cool and trendy
when was the first time you earned or made your own money lads? paper route or something? i never had a job until i was 23 and the first time i actually money in my hand that i made was when i was about 18 and started selling weed and sold a couple of ounces instead of just smoking most of it
>Where to be born index
Please stop. I cant take it anymore!!!!!! Did they forget the UK exists? Don't see them anywhere?
>>70613399
..and?
what is your point, sir
>>70613395
I like the batter to stay crispy
>>70613084
>>70613114
>>70613126
>>70613183
Having lived in the UK and the US, I honestly found the standard of living to be much higher . Only area where Britain won was in holiday.
>>70613430
nonce get out
>>70613442
considering you're a yank, you're wrong
america is a first world cou-
>>70613422
>23. Chile
>25. Japan
a list on wikipedia? christ, yanks'll believe anything you tell them
>It's a yanks come into /brit/ and project their blazing insecurities episode
Ahhh yes
>>70613454
stop lying to yourself
aha, the lads indeed
>>70613442
Everything that significantly worsens American statistics is completely out of mind and not subsidized (unequal outcomes are not representative of unequal systems) whilst the entirety of the UK is leveled to a mediocre flat state.
>>70613464
chile is very modern
some call is the Ireland of South America
Both the US and UK are not perfect places to live, both have their faults but they're both great so please stop bickering it's pointless
>>70613469
Except for brits started it. You cunts always bring up america out of nowehre.
It all started when a yank said he's moving to isreal and some insecure obsessed brit said its less of a shithole than america.
>>70611574
love the early rounds when they have all the crazy meme-bots competing instead of 90% flippers/spinners
>>70613506
well it is
>>70613506
doubt you'd find a single country that Englishmen won't call a shithole you silly yank
>>70613499
>Ireland
>modern
lel
i was in a dream like state listening to music and my mom came up behind me and scared me and took me out of my trance
and all of the sudden after waking up i want to kill all normies
>>70613464
>Different economists and mathematicians come together to create formula creating list.
>random brit anon disagrees
hmmm tough choice on who to listen to on this one
>>70613505
UK is superior except in every conceivable way
foy
>>70613499
>above Japan
nihonjin standard of living is some of the best in the world
>>70613537
I'm pretty sure Ireland is higher on your HDI than the UK.
browsing 8ch /brit/
>>70613514
Yeah, and there'd always be a dad and son team and the son would be a massive autist
>70613519
>be canadian
>get shot
>>70613458
>a society is bad if they keep criminals in jail
hmm
>>70613415
Most American homes are full masonry brick. Carboard meme houses are generally only in far-flung outer-ring suburbs.
>>70612328
Hawaiian or "New Yorker"
Alright lets end the same re-run of the america vs UK episode
its so boring
>>70613559
HDI? Have you been to Ireland? They're all thick cunts and the ones who aren't normally move to England.
>>70613543
>academia
>not using useless dogmatic lefty parameters
1
Australia is second because they give foreigners a whole island to themselves
i've spent hours looking around the UK with street view and i can say it's a pretty ugly place but i don't like to mention it because i like the UK a lot
going to play dark souls 1 again
what build?
>>70613506
That was clearly a joke, yanks just take any oppertunity they can get to pull irrelevant statistics out of their arses because the idea that MURICA IS #1!! is drilled into their heads from birth to the point that they cannot see the flaws in their commercialist McDonald's culture-desert of a country
>>70613592
hello paddy
>>70613556
excuse me, have you seen Santiago?
>>70613455
Nope. Spent 7 years living in Britain. Have a girlfriend and family there and still visit every year. The standard of living in the UK is shit compared to America. You'd honestly be surprised how far ahead it is. I always thought of both being about even, but it isn't even close.
>>70613605
You've been looking in the wrong places
go look at chipping norton in oxfordshire
NOW
Unfortunately the UK has an asset that is hard to convey until you've spent a considerable amount of time there.
Im a terrible writer so I just use a buzzword and describe it as comfy. Theres something so warming and comfortable walking around their historic streets and sleepy towns.
One of my favorite european countries
>>70613605
Try Cornwall or Peak District, pretty places
>>70613583
And most British homes are fairly large Edwardian semi-detached houses with large back and front gardens
>>70613605
yeah, our country isn't that nice looking desu.
i guess that's what happens when you have a small island + huge population + have to rebuild practically everything from scratch because it all god bombed by the Krauts
some places are nice, like Chester
>>70613619
>MURICA IS #1!! is drilled into their heads from birth to the point that they cannot see the flaws in their commercialist McDonald's culture-desert of a country
Ah yes much prefer if the American flag was a racist symbol
8ch /brit/ is rubbish its just britpol
https://mobile.twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/826121681999650817
'burb
>>70613621
Nice try but no
>>70613630
Where do they live?
Me in the shades
Can say for certain that Americans rarely, if ever, post worthy posts
>>70613619
america really is #1 tho
>>70613591
It's always the same sad twat with his gay leftypedia graphs
He comes here to repost them all the time
>>70613664
hes lying
>>70613650
VERY COMFY
>>70613647
No they aren't. British homes are generally absolutely tiny and uncomfortably cramped with almost no yard. The average home in the US is more than twice the size of that in Britain.
>>70613583
>>70613583
>Carboard meme houses are generally only in far-flung outer-ring suburbs.
which account for the vast majority of housing stock in the country
most american cities you can walk from the absolute centre to single family detached post war housing within 20 minutes
>>70613628
no, actually
>>70613683
>yard
FOY
>>70613683
>Let me tell you about your country
Ah yes okay mm yes
>>70613683
>The average cardboard home in the US
ftfy
>>70613678
Maybe for mart sharting
Americans (Canadians included) are valueless contributors who block up the boards with their worthless sawdust posts
little brit dwellings and big yank mansions
>>70613715
coming from an australian
>>70613706
Every house not made of masonry but wood in the entirety of history is a cardboard piece of shit lol
yank culture on the left. british on the right
>>70613664
London, Nottingham, Guernsey, and Southwold.
Anyone who says wood and drywall houses are shit has never lived in one.
Literally the only bad thing about them is they have a short lifespan and thus don't make as good investments.
For actually living in they are top tier.
>yank edition dedicated to the rapist
shan't
>>70613683
t. seen loads of cherrypicked streetview pictures on /brit/
FO to your cuckshed Y
>>70613688
not at all true.
>>70613702
I've seen every bit of your country. I lived there for 7 years you mong.
>>70613706
Most US homes are brick