ITT - things Polish never say

>>70609144
Can into space

>>70609144
Poles don't say anything.
Animals don't speak. Fucking polacks squeal and oink like pigs.

''I love my country and I would never move''

"I bought this new BMW"

nukeing japan was a mistake

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>>70609144

"I'm a successful man and I've made my family proud".

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>w-we were certainly not KHAND, that was australia

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>>70609290

poo in the loo

I'm full!

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>>70609320
>muh poo in loo
Just did. Clean it Wladek

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>>70609405

>O-OH LOOK MISTER I JUST POOPED IN THE...TOILET!!!11

wrong, thats not a toilet you filth

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>>70609290
>>70609320
>>70609405
>>70609525

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>>70609525
>t. Toilet-scrubbing welfare queen niggers of Europe
Kek, at least we don't mooch off other nations, Europoor

" I stopped drinking for my health."

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>>70609787
*poop*

I love foreigners

''dear japanese, please come to bydgoszcz''

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>>70610485
kek

Cze...sorry, I don't know why I'm using characters from the middle ages. Češć, kurva! There, all better now!

I'd like to buy a pizza without onion.

>>70609300
very HIGH quality post

>>70611246
I don't want ketchup on my pizza

>>70611337
t. genghis khan

>>70609144
"I am not a descendant of the Mongol hordes and possibly one of the great Khans"

>>70609525
Is that guy to the right shitting with his pants on

>>70609144
"I like Soviet."

*sentence without a single z*

>>70610485
do NOT

t. this guy exactly

>>70614441
Kurwe jebalem?

"Hello kiwi"

:^(

Girls can be too young to fuck.

Girls should have short hair.

>>70614570
Hello, Kiwi

Fuck, that sounded unnatural.

I approve of the Pope's attitude towards homosexuals and women.

>>70614751
The pope's a Jesuit. These fucks are literal heretics.

>>70614696

Kek

Hello friend

>>70614894
What's up your cloaka, my long-beaked friend?

>>70609144

"I'm not sure how to fix your toilet"

>>70609144
poles love japan

>It used to be worse, than it is now