/balt/ + /ausnz/ - /bantz/

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włoski

Reminder that 2D women are NOT important.

>>70609377
THIS

i am 2d

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I am kang

u r baka

Can i get a weapons license if i have diagnosed anxiety?

>>70609599
why did u go and get your anxiety diagnosed

baka
>going to the doctors about psychological feelings
>EVER

WEEEW

>>70609729
was made to go from military

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>>70609599
> anxiety
does that mean that you're shy?

>>70609985
n-no

>>70610011
*stares at you*
I've asked you only one question, but yoy are already stuttering? Hehe, and what if I stay close to your face?

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Found a qt Estonian boy on steam

>>70610379
That's Jaan.

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>>70610488
Sorry, who

good morning

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>>70610515
who?*
He's sad....

>>70610488
Wait, did yoy mean that guy who have posted his feet in thighhighs some time ago

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пeдики pls leave

>>70610985
Sorry...

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>>70610379
>>70610515
>>70610581
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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>>70611148
He's actually shy, don't bully him

>>70610985
Trudeau won the shit out of that fight.

It's a bit dead in itt today lads.

>>70612740
I'm at work having lunch atm

PUT ME TO SLEEP EVIL ANGEL

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miss my suicidal self

On smoko cuntz

>at 'party'
>just me and a few mates, one of their gf and old mate who rents the house we were drinking at
>necked a lot of cruisers
>mate's gf invites her friend over
>mate makes it his mission to try get me to lose my v's to her
>get chatting with her to get to know her
>isn't really a hoe, really nice and has only been with two guys before and they were relationships
>doesn't seem like the kind of girl to fuck on first night meeting someone
>try to act like I don't think sex is a big deal as if I say it I'll start believing it
>whilst laying in bed spooning brain kicked into overdrive
>started overthinking everything
>she even mentioned she could feel my heart picking up pace when I thought about shit
>as we were spooning/cuddling had my hand all over her legs, ass and tits; was great
>but ended up psyching myself out and not even going in for a kiss
>she was rubbing her ass against my dick and was clear we were both loving it
>I acted like a bit of a dick because I was trying to put up a "it's not that big of a deal to me" front
>were still talking the next morning but never really said goodbye, she sort of just left
>this happened like two days ago and I've been hung up, thinking about every little thing I could've done differently, should've said, etc
>too bitch to message her because that means I'm obligated to some sort of commitment which I'm shit scared of
>tfw in my 19 years of existence this was the first time I felt like someone actually gave a shit about me in some sort of meaningful way
fuck, what is happening to me lads?

>>70614076
>cruisers
Are you 16 and a girl?

based tron
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11791958

Good Game got cancelled lads
bit upset 2bh

>>70614767
You obviously don't understand how easy it is to sink a carton of cruisers. Also had my fair share of carlton dry and corona, along with jimmies - the vodka in cruisers just rocks me though

Next time you want to get fucked just buy a carton of cruisers and thank me later; go down like a treat, can pass them off to bitties if they want some, it's decent

>>70614076
What the fuck, this exact fucking thing happened to me a few months ago.
She's kind of playing tsun-tsun though and it's more annoying than anything

If singles I kill myself this week.

>>70614891
I'm guessing you've messaged her since? I'm kind of banking on just having drinks again and her turning up there and then I can maybe redeem myself; wishful thinking though

Also, tsun-tsun?

>>70614867
I've consumed 2 cruisers in my life
goon is the true blue way to get drunk quickly and cheaply

>>70614916
Stream it.

>>70614936
Goon is good but not a fan of the taste, especially over cruisers. Cruisers actually mask the taste of vodka 100% with a shit load of sugar, goon on the other hand tastes like shit wine and I don't even like wine to begin with

Different strokes for folks and that

learning Russian just because I'm bored and doing nothing with my life atm, thoughts?

>>70614986
Yeah, I'm not a fan of goon's taste but the whole "alcohol flavoured budget fizzy drink" doesn't do it for me.
I just drink a few beers until I'm drunk enough to not mind the taste of vodka or ouzo

>>70615005
Иди yбeй ceбя oб cтeнy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMOo37IAZM4

>>70615028
Yeah good call. I'm considered 'catchup king' in my group of mates because for one reason or another I'm always late to a party and have to play catchup. And because of that I usually just drink something that I can sink really quick and most times I end up getting more fucked up than everyone else there
>get to party with cruisers
>down 4 in less than 5 mins
>wait a little bit
>drink another 4 over next 20 mins
>let them settle, drink beers over an hour or so
>go to bottleo and buy more cruisers
>win two games of beer pong and lose the doubles match
was truly fucked by that point, each game of beer pong was like 6+ cruisers/beers

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>>70615222
I drink before predrinks because otherwise I can't talk to girls there

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Lina is perfect in every way

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>>70615305
I thought I was the only one

>>70615305
>>70615463
Just get there with some cruisers, give one to a qt if she wants one, sit next to her, neck about six and then in about 10 minutes you'll be casanova

>>70609038
Mommmm, where's all the fucking mil--

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>>70615305
>he stops drinking
how do you live

>>70615533
>>70615222
Cruisers?! Hahaha, do no other males you hang with give you shit for this?

Also, message that girl! Organise a meet up this weekend. Girls get offers all the time, if you wait for the next party you both might be at, she likely could already have someone. You've already spooned so right now you're ahead of every other bloke that wants to fuck her (aka the entire male populace), don't squander this.

>>70615345
She looks like psychopath

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>>70616917
Don't say that, she's a beautiful genius sorceress

>>70617049
face disfigured a f

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>>70617101
I won't allow you to speak of my wife like that in my presence, scum

>>70617162
poor taste in wives

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>communist nationalist

>nationalists

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Baka!

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>communist nationalist.

>>70617779
>>70617796
>>70617801
>>70617819
very good posts all deserving of their own respective (you)

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Anime yra baltų kultūros dalis.

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>meet qt italian grill from the next class over
>she has dark eyes and hair
>my brain automatically goes from "she is cute" to "i must secure a future for the white race by not breeding with subhumans"
ah yes thanks a lot /pol/

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://my.mixtape.moe/smvmai.webm

>>70617904
How do retards like you even manage to breathe?

give me nbn so i can download porn faster reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>70617904
FUCK HER DO IT FOR ME

>>70617904
You can fugg em just don't get them pregnant.

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>>70617904

>>70617922
in big agreement with this post

>>70617934
but that's the thing
my brain automatically enters
>must not sex nonwhites
mode

help

>>70617904
>>70617947
autism

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>>70617947
have you had sex?

>>70617947
I don't know man, just start thinking with your willy and not your brain.

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Not no

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>>70617904
>>70617947
Saxon

>>70617978
>>70617965
>>70617958
>his penis has unironically touched nonwhite skin
gotta fire up the gas chambers again it seems lads haha

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All shit countries seem to love cricket

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if you like 2d women go back to r9k

want a gf(attractive)

>>70618038
Would a male gf with acne scars and facial hair do?

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>>70618038
>sends a bag of dirt with a face of woman painted in it

No no, thank you. No need to thank me, thanks

thanks

t.hanks

p.s thanks

d.s thanks

>>70618050
i need time to think

>>70618038
>talking to semi-attractive girl on tinder
>only like her cause she has big tits and likes rick and morty

sometimes we gotta make sacrifices

>>70618058
>not bags of salty coins

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>>70618079
wtf no, that's too luxurious for you

>>70618075
i like big tits
>tfw to intelligent(ugly) for tinder

Thanks balt and aussie friends for making 4chan so much sweeter

>>70618189
thanks

>>70618189
skrrrr

>>70618189
You're welcome

>>70618189
Thanks for rioting in our streets and invading homes you fucking monkey niggers

>>70618189
BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAP

>>70618189
sudan?

more like POOdan

>>70618189
can you stop robbing people here i know it's like part of your culture to not respect other people but fuckin come on

>>70618242
I knew you couldn't resist the temptation to respond insultingly

It's laughable how you do this without failure, in between pretending not to care and wallowing about nonwhite ancestry messing up your self esteem

I have a distinct suspicion that you're not Anglo white, probably someone butthurt about being a second class citizen and compensating for his diasporas shit reputation by focusing on slightly shittier ones. Which is it?

>>70618325
Are you white? You must know that Muslim Sudanese niggers are organizing in rape gangs in Melbourne m8

>>70618276
It's not part of our culture, we're the shitslamists, unlike the southerners who immigrate there

The only northerners down under I know are a restauranteur, a coptic parliamentary member, an advocate against the Islamic regime and lawyer and some idiot studying in engineering

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Hey it's me!

>>70618372
So, Egyptian, Indian, Turkish or Lebanese?

You make the same basic grammatical mistakes as English speakers from those areas. Also I can't be held responsible for their actions, I don't control my country like it's Civ or AoE

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>i will never be told that the love of my life is about to board a plane and never return
>i will never hail a taxi driver and explain to him that she is about to leave
>he will never rush through traffic at 200kmh
>i will never have my money rejected by him when i arrive at the airport
>i will never sprint across the entire airport to meet her seconds before she boards

>>70618425
No, that's me!!!!

>>70618372
how can i apply for membership in one of these rape gangs?

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>>70618436
YOU AGAIN

>>70618477
saved this pic of me

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>a pretty girl will never groggily plead for me to come to bed and cuddle

>>70618433
>he will never rush through traffic at 200kmh

highly illegal, nobody will ever do this

>>70618506
t. numale

>>70610488
Who's this

culture lol

you're gay if you like traps

>he's afraid of replying
Hmmmm..Someone's been found out

A white wannabe who can't handle the condescending looks from actual white Australians

>>70618574
Wrong!

>>70618582
lol

>>70618582
Absolutely savage desu.

>>70618627
don't post my gf

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>>70618635

>>70618627
don't like red hair

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>>70618635
>not even buying her a mechanical keyboard
how are you not single :\

>>70618663
>he fell for the mechanical keyboard meme

>>70618662
SHIT TASTE

>>70618627
>>70618661
Wh-what do you want? Stop staring!

>>70618685
i have 6 bruh. one literally gets used twice a year

>>70618694
>1.62mb
not a chance

>>70618631
>>70618634
Thank you but he's obviously undereducated, brown and insecure. We should be more tolerant and help integrate by teaching him basic English

Maybe one day he'll step up from being a cabbie and fulfill his Australian dream

>be me

>>70618760
are you that med student/doctor ?

>>70618793
No, aviation student here

>>70618694
this is inaccurate, why is the white guy there?

>>70618760
why are the south sudanese such savages?

>>70618828
So there is two sudanese posters?

djebejebwve vehekjwjwje e ebejbw ehe e

How come apple taste like apple when it's not apple?

>>70618760
I really touched a nerve, huh
Perhaps you can be honorary Irish if you rape enough women

>>70619116
that's not apple

>>70618916
>>70618973
I honestly don't understand the social circumstances behind their predilection towards criminality

Also, us shitslamists use Islamic jihadism as a pretext to unleash similar savagery towards supposed religious enemies

No matter how much I try to convince my retarded compatriots that Islam is the single biggest impediment to creating a remotely functional society they won't budge

I hope they die in the major religious war theyve always wanted like sewer rats, a nuclear annihilation because they want to serve their Arab masters and the Arabocentric pedophiliac barbaric cult that is Islam

Also, I am the doctor and I apologize for attempting to be malicious and using sarcasm or invective to attack the guy here, I love and appreciate all Aussies here of all backgrounds and I have truly let you down

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Mad girlie

>>70619157
haha you're right, it was a mango, lol :D

>>70618701
Australia Day and the Anniversary of Steve Irwin getting BTFO by a handsome and muscular sting ray?

>>70619215
yes (but for real lans it's in my lan bag and i never unpack that bag)

I'm going to ask my imam when I can get my benefit payments lads.

>>70619287
I'm white as snow matey, not to mention that Australian posters are implicitly anglo/celtic in the first place. Even Sudanese apes should understand this

>>70619355
>Australian posters are implicitly anglo/celtic
reminder that /wog/ runs your country

>>70619149
Weak comeback desu.

>>70619355
You're trying a little too hard habibi. We can make dua for the Sudanese kuffar who was fallen away from Allah's mercy.

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>>70619355
>not to mention that Australian posters are implicitly anglo/celtic in the first place

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>>70618554
the only anime fan of Estonia who generates 99% of hentai traffic all by himself.

>>70619355
Alright m8, whatever you pride yourself in

I just don't understand your perpetual butthurt and need to repeat idiotic arguments as if I am capable of instantaneously altering their behaviour

What do you do? I reckon this 'ape' is more intelligent and accomplished than you are and that's what probably motivates you to make sweeping racial references

>>70619387
Get out wog you're ruining my credibility

>>70619394
But he's got a cute profile and said that he's a cute trap. The guy in your pic is not cute

>>70619439
It's just a bit of banter lad, don't get too worked up. I don't place too much faith in Sudanese doctors either by the way, and I say this as an Australian surgeon.

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>don't want to go to psychologist anymore
>if i stop going ill be questioned what i plan to do instead (nothing)
wat do

>>70619536
How old are you cunt

>>70619510
>I say this as an Australian surgeon.
What is the standard 'consensus' size for surgical intervention in interventricular septal hypotrophy in HOCM? When do we intervene and with what?

I'll give you the entire internet and 5 minutes, knowing well that American and British surgeons are miles ahead of you and can't even answer this one easily

>>70619171
cheers sudo

>>70619557
im not being forced to go, its just its a good way to make it look like im trying

>>70619575
Oh dear! Mean't hypertrophy of course, but what are possible causes for septal atrophy while we're at it?

>>70619394
Btw, does animasober mean animu fan or something

>>70619583
Well you're not trying and you sound like you're leeching off your parents like a parasite, psychology is a Jewish scam and you should get a job, school and move out

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>go on /his/
>post actual redpilled legit pictures (no /pol/ack shit)
>thread dies
ah yes
those mods must be the same ones that banned me for saying communism was a failure

>>70619575
Alright, 10 minutes and no reply

Tell me how a lung tumour can present purely through personality changes and the underlying pathological mechanism

And a single gram-negative bacillus that is impervious to conventional antibiotics but effectively harmless in immunocompetent persons (hint: its in your surgical ward and theatre sometimes)

>>70619739
ur getting baited m8

>>70619739
>And a single gram-negative bacillus that is impervious to conventional antibiotics but effectively harmless in immunocompetent persons

I want to know this

t. took a microbiology class once and liked it

>>70619642
I don't care I don't owe them anything

Where are the lithuanians?

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>>70619827
I hope they get sick of you and dump you in a gutter desu

>>70619775
So I was talking to an idiot? I guess I am the idiot

>>70619779
Acinteobacter (baumanni), among others, colonizes aquatic environments, everything from patient urine, CSF and stagnant secretions in their bronchiectatic lungs (you'll almost always encounter it in bronchoscopic sample cultures), as well as irrigation and intravenous solutions

Never causes a problem except in severely immunocompromised patients (particular severe respiratory or cardiac failure). Keep it in your mind, its a rare but important diagnosis!

As for the lung affecting your personality, much easier but a toughie in clinical practice

>>70619677
I was once speaking to Communists and I said it failed
>True communism hasn't been tried though!
I said Stalin strayed away from true Communism
>We don't need true communism, we need Marxism!
S-So it failed then?

yes yes hello :DDDDD

*binks*

>>70619855
they won't

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Mm

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>>70619898
Hey where have you been

>>70619846
Right here my man

>>70619677
Post archive link

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>>70619914
swed postin

>>70619857

thx bro, I learned something new

>>70619846
Here

>>70619906
>Leaves /pol/ once

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>>70619922
>>70619929
Hello lads what's going on
>>70619941
Men du är ju norsk

>>70619946
Not much, just being Lithuanian and shit

>>70615222
your drinking habits are gross and that is coming from alcoholic estonian

>>70619946
>give sven a (You)
>he gives you one right back

wtf I love state sponsored demographic replacement now

>>70619967
eesda?

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>>70619946
Fugg, you're right :D

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>>70619990
No no thank you, no need to thank me, thanks

thanks

t.hanks

p.s thanks

d.s thanks

>>70619993
:DDDD

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I'm going to do an afternoon kip lads

>>70620010
no thanks

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stop masturbating

>>70616393
Nah, it's sort of a consensus among our friend group that cruisers are a fairly cheap, nice, easy way to get smashed; who cares anyway, if it gets you drunk then it gets you drunk

I've never been on a date though or ever really hung out with a girl for more than an hour or so. Plus, I'm just shit scared of trust/commitment - I know people always say shit like that and it's sort of a cliche/meme, but it's true for me. I mean, I was next to her for hours and probably had numerous different occasions I could have gone in for a kiss but my brain just kicked into overdrive. Start thinking about how I haven't kissed someone in ages so I'll be shit and make a dick of myself, been drinking all night so my breath might smell, does she really want it, should I try be cute and ask or just go for it, does this mean we're going to kiss and then make our way to fucking, fuck I've never fucked before I'll make a fool out of myself in that too, I thought she said she didn't want to fuck after just meeting someone and that sex should be a big deal, etc, etc, etc

My brain literally went through all that shit as I'm sitting there and I just couldn't bring myself to do anything. And messaging her has the same effect, like if I message her that means I want her, which I do, but she doesn't really know it yet, it might just be easier to leave it, try forget about it and move on, will I miss a good thing or dodge a bullet, does this mean I have to commit, put my trust in another human being, tell her shit and have a feeling she might just go off and tell her best friend


ahhhhh how do people find this shit easy?
>>70619973
Elaborate?

>>70619914
fell asleep after I chugged a glass of whiskey lmao.
hbu?

>>70620069
>cruisers
>cheap

just buy some fruity lexia like the rest of the 16 year olds

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>>70620046
STAPH!

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>>70620081
at office and having not much to do, so thinkin about stuff and balt.
So any plans?

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>>70620099

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>>70620069
I kissed a married woman last night

While her four year old daughter slept quietly in the next room

Who /DEVILISH/ here?

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>>70620105
None so far, do you have something in mind?

I kissed a four year old girl last night

While her mother, a married woman, slept quietly in the next room

Who /DEVILISH/ here?

>>70620092
Fuck me dead, it's just liquid that gets you drunk who cares. Bottleo I was at had fuck all anyway
>>70620132
Doesn't count if she's sleeping

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>>70620167
Yeah, soon for honor will be on open beta. So we gotta assemble the northern brothers and protect skyrim.
>>70620178
jensen go to bed, youre drunken

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>>70620069
if you want to get drunk quickly, just buy vodka and mix it with orange juice or something. or drink strong beer, cider ..
it seems sad you drink a carbonated artifical made up drink .

you gonna grow out of it soon anyways. .

>>70620178
good post
>>70620190
bad post

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Wishing I was NZ born, what's Uni like in NZ?

>>70620206
It's like Melbourne but with more commies and niggers

>>70620206
Asian, like Australia

>>70620206
probably full of people who go to the dairy and say ayyy a lot

wish i was stillborn

>>70620206
Alcoholics living in unheated hovels burning sofas and cardboard in order to not die
>>70620222
incredibly untrue, seethe on

>>70620278
We all wish you were

>>70620204
I usually drink slabs of carlton or VB, whisky mixes, not too much of a fan of vodka mixes but with redbull it goes down okay

Didn't know one night of necking a carton of cruisers would have me crucified by an estonian, fuck me dead

>>70620278
see >>70620312
Xd

lads help me deicde on what I have for dinner out of the following two options

>do a pizza
OR
>do a porkchops

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>>70620200
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

>>70620324
eat someone out

Wish you were here

>>70620324
porkchops

>>70620222
Surely NZ has done a better job at keeping them out?
>>70620228
Yeah but they're everywhere, it's a given these days
>>70620275
Wouldn't mind that, would prefer it
>>70620288
Do many people live off campus and shit? Barely any people at the Uni I'm at stay on campus, not much accomodation + it's shit

>>70620324
'za

>>70619607
anime friend

>cruisers
lmoa

>>70620324
pizza with ham and ananas

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>>70619967
hey

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>tfw straight, but want to get stoned, play video games and jack off with another dude

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>>70620334
>wanting throat cancer
>>70620346
>>70620354
>>70620390
looks like beetza it is

in other news did a nosepick lads

>>70620351
He's a seething melbournian trying to divert attention away from his city, they do it in most threads
Our Unis are fine, mostly white and Asian and I've never seen a socialist/communist group unless you count the labour party's group

>>70620358
Thanks, friend

>>70620338
we're just 2 lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

>>70620414
i could jack you off

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>>70620414

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>>70620414

>>70620423
the first part of this post is correct

t. non-seething melbournian

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>>70620420
>this post

>>70620468
are you saying that our unis are full of commies and blacks?

>>70620423
Sounds comfy, are there many opportunities if you come out with a STEM related degree in NZ?

It used to be that mining companies ate up all our STEM graduates but with that shit slowly going down I'm not sure what's next

>>70620414
Meet with the guy on these pic
>>70610379
>>70610515
Fug, it says that i can't repost pics cause dublicates exist

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well off to get a 'za

do ananas belong to a pizza though?

>>70620523
>are there many opportunities if you come out with a STEM related degree in NZ
Yeah, move to Australia to do mining kek
Kiwis really do move to Australian in droves, the memes are real

>>70620508
no im saying that OUR unis are full of commies and blacks

>>70620556
Yes. With ananas pizza you win

>>70620570
Oh, that's odd, what subjects do they do?

>>70620556
yes, of course

>>70620556
Yes don't question the pizza gods

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>>70620457
where you from
Im pretty sure im too scared to contact people for this online. .estonia is fucking small
>>70620458
>>70620463
why so mad

>>70620508
but new zealanders are all blacks

t. comedy gold

>>70620587
arts, arts, arts, and arts

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fuck, marry, kill?

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>>70620598
>why so mad
GO ROLEPLAY AT SOC, REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>70620601
t.hanks
Good posts

>>70620623
Where are the girls?

>>70620623
But they are all men

>>70620557
Yeah, NZ really needs to tech up. From a little google just then the top industries are agriculture, forestry and then tourism

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>>70620623
>Skvernas
:D

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>>70620625
I just shared something I can never shere with my friends, on anonymous Mongolian imageboard . what is bad with that

i have never held a girl's hand

>>70620638
On jamal dick cuckboy

>>70620656
Why is he pouring vodka in the cap?
>>70620667
okokok but you're off by one.

>>70620683
you must be fucking disgusting

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>>70620689
>there is a estonian lad with this kind of fetish
please stop and regain your sanity

>>70620683
So sad, so sad. It's a sad sad situation.

>>70620690
no reason

>>70620703
Why are you so aggressive and hurtful towards your Australian brother? Have some decorum

>>70620683
i have in pre school

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>>70620722
>no reason
haha...

Haven't had a wank in like a week, I usually go once a day on average for like legit years; am I growing up?

>>70620709
LOL
>a swede
>lecturing me on sanity
Cool story bro

>>70620598
Valga

>>70620747
Your test levels and libido are probably beginning to decline, start exercising hard

>>70620723
VERY unhappy today

>>70620689
Hot

>>70620486
thanks

>>70620765
Nothings worth ruining your day every, especially other people

>>70620753
Awesome. Im from valga also. See you at voorimehe kõrts friday night. Ill be wearing a fedora and a neckbeard

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>>70620748
Don't be surprised. The proper way of north will save anyone.
>>70620791
no need to thank me, thanks

thanks

t.hanks

p.s thanks

d.s thanks

>>70620763
I have been exercising hard, recently changed from 3 day a week routine to a 4 day a week split, not used to having a day with more reps less weight, maybe I'm just worn out?

Was spooning a girl two days ago and was rock hard up against her ass so there's no problems there. But even when I got home with blue balls I just didn't care to have a wank, was a little tired and depressed though

>>70620801
I'm bringing a swede with me

>>70620823
Accumulated fatigue and the attendant stress reduce libido somewhat, the stress hormone is testosterone's nemesis

>>70620796
ah yes thanks dr sudo

>>70620703
i don't know, i always showered
girls just naturally seemed to be put off by me without even saying a word to them

>>70620843
Fuck, so if I'm currently overthinking what I should do about a girl/what I should have done different (to the point where I'm finding it hard to sleep), that's probably part of the culprit?

>>70620924
hmm you got anxiety issues or anything?

>>70620926
>thinking about a girl

literally NEVER going to make it

>>70620926
Depressive/panic spells (except those with hypo/manic episodes) can also fuck with your libido, take care of yourself and destress your testes

I know this not only as a doctor but as a direct victim

>>70620825
Good. I need to fuck somebody in the ass. No homo

>>70620946
FUCK

She's the first girl who just wanted to spoon me, put her lovely ass up against my dick, press harder when she knew I was getting harder, and generally felt like she gave a shit about me; and I was to bitch to go in for a kiss

Was never going to make it, routing to closest bridge atm
>>70620961
Just want this girl to suck my dick, so sick of wanking and I pretty much cock blocked myself two nights ago by being a pussy

ahhhhhhh, too much going on in my mind to wank

>>70620965
Hot

>>70620945
i do now. back then id just say i was shy i think

jusd brewing söme coffee :-DD

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>>70621080

>friends convince me to make Tinder
>make it
>only have pictures of me that are pretty old or me just fucked
>add what I thought was a decent assortment of pictures
>add what I thought was a decently witty bio
>add my Uni so they know I'm getting educated
>two days of swiping on and off and I got one match
>the only reason I swiped because all her photos were memes and I was curious to see if she'd even swipe me and to see what she actually looked like
>no matches since (haven't been swiping though)
f-fuck girls say I'm good looking. Maybe I need to be everything I hate and upload a gym selfie and some more recent, decent pictures of me

>>70621223
what city cunt?

>>70621223
Don't be a shameless faggot, delete your tinder

>>70621223
>having a kikebook

Fucking kill yourself, normie

>>70621223
Yeah, when girls actually say you are good looking, then it means you are not actually good looking.

t. someone in the same boat as you

>>70621223
Are you a nice guy?

>>70621246
like 100km south of Perth :(
>>70621253
Yeah, I was feeling a lot better with myself before I made it. Seems impossible to meet a decent bitty on there as well

>>70621223
>hate uploading recent pictures
are you like unhappy with your current body or something? I get that you wouldn't like to show off your gains since that is kind of a red flag for people but still, upload some recent pictures, take some new ones.
Also, tinder is for fucking around, upload something to attract naughty girls not your would-be wife

I used to have a profile of a random building downtown, I roleplayed as that building and got matches everyday. You got to arouse interest, shitty old pictures with emo/old Bieber hair won't do that.

>>70621282
>like 100km south of Perth :(
ahh yes, never mind

>>70621223
show us ur profile, let /balt/+/ausnz/ pimp you out.
I'm being serious here, let's see what you have and how we can help you out

>>70621402
this is a good idea actually

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>>70621326
hey bby :)
are you an archeologist? because i have a 13th century plague pit under me.

>>70621402
this

>>70621276
How's your love life going?
>>70621279
f-fuck. I work out, and wear decent clothes, I go out every now and again, pretty smart, and I'm almost 110% sure that girls saying I was hot wasn't a lie; where did it go wrong?
>>70621281
Yes, too nice, I think that's the problem
>>70621326
I just never really take pictures of myself, take the odd mirror selfie in gym singlet to see my gains but like you said, would be hard pressed to upload it anywhere.

Girl I was with the other night was saying how hot I was and we added each other on social media, told her my Facebook profile picture was old as fuck and she was like, "yeah it barely even looks like you." That got me thinking it needs to change

But the Tinder shit is almost all from this year, just shit photos because I don't have much to choose from
>>70621341
Dead from the beginning?
>>70621402
I'll get roasted and doxxd though

I'm gonna use Bogdanoffs as my pics

>>70621418
>where did it go wrong?
thats just how it works sometimes.

t. basically you

>>70621418
you probably will, but it's a risk that maybe you are willing to take?

also seriously update your pics if that's what she said

>>70621418
>Yes, too nice, I think that's the problem
it's never the problem

>>70621450
well, fuck our lives
>>70621471
She picked out a photo from my camera roll and said I should upload that once but it was from about just under a year ago, before I started going to the gym. It's just a selfie in one of the Uni toilets so when Uni starts in less than a month I'll retake it and upload it, promise you
>>70621510
Too pussy is a better way of putting it I guess. Just scared of getting hurt so I convince myself it's better to do nothing and put on a brave face))))