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>>70607101
True.
We give them so much love but they just throw it back in our faces.

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>>70607324
That's the problem. You're coming on way too strong, too forward. Gotta play it cool.

>>70607101
not true
visit sometime and you'll see people interested when you say you're from yankland

>>70607101

The human mind tends to remember the negative above all else.

Like sometimes I'm all "i love America" and then there's these American faggots going all "hahaha le surrender ebin meme le mime le baguette du fromage". How the fuck do you think it makes me feel?

Then I remember it doesn't matter, cunts will fuck with you the world over, for whatever the reason and you need to man up.

Japan loves US,they hates them.

>>70607101
For what is worth, South America hate you as well.

>>70608881
Yeah but I don't think americans love you either

>>70608983
Meh. We're used to the hatred anyways

>>70607855
>doesn't actually understand french history
>Le france surrender lmao

france is in top tier of european countries don't worry

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>>70607855
>American faggots going all "hahaha le surrender ebin meme le mime le baguette du fromage"
Like pic?

>America hates LatAm
>They love us

>>70609139
LatAm is my jam.

i only like the latin americans that speak spanish

>>70607101
Everyonje hates the apex predator alpha male who doesn't care shit for opinions and because of that loves freedom of speech and guns.
I wish we didn't have the SJs ruining our economy and socialization.

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>>70607855
Most Americans love France. Those people spouting the surrender memes are just mad you didn't join us in the Iraq shitstorm.

Trump has made the teams clear, America on one side and the entire world on the other. How do you find yourselves in these unfavorable situations?

>>70609571
I wouldn't really call it love if they can turn that easily.

>>70609139
we don't love you, capitalist pig
our dream is destroying you

>>70607101
Yet they flip shit when America tries to become isolationist to a degree. Fuck the rest of the world.

>>70607855
Here in Louisiana we respect the French

>>70609639
I should have worded that better, I don't include those people in the group that love France.

>>70609639
>unfavorable
You what?
It wouldn't be fair otherwise.

>>70609640
Yeah right you stupid monkey, maybe a few retarded communists like you.

Reality is Brazil is a country of self hating faggots who spend all their time either fantasizing or scheming for ways to get into the US or Europe.

Your women instantly drop to their knees and open their mouths wide open at the sight of white skin and hearing the English language.

>>70609761
Speaking in terms of grand strategy, I think the single worst move possible is to unite everyone against yourself.

You'd think someone would pull their strategist aside and get them to read a fucking history book

>>70609878
Exactly. But it won't happen. Humans are ethnically nationalistic by nature. You'd have to get Finns and Russians, Poles and Russians, French and English, Chinese and Japanese and Koreans, Jews and Palestinians, and a lot more, to work together against us. This simply won't happen. Don't forget wars are about chaos, and we got that in our blood. The only chance to fell us is by """social justice""". Which is working, thank you very much.

>>70610050
>Humans are ethnically nationalistic by nature

Empires ruled the world longer than nation states.

>>70610148
Who started the empires? What even is an empire if not one population ruling over many others?

>>70607101
I love America though
>tfw no american gf

>>70610274
You should probably hate them though.

https://www.nrk.no/norge/hoyre-apner-for-at-norge-hjelper-flyktningene-trump-ikke-vil-ha-1.13349346

>>70610295
I should hate them because Norwegian political parties are mostly full retard mode?

Some groundbreaking logic there, Sven.

>>70610274
Trust me. The urban ones are shit.

>>70609640
PFFFFT AHAHAAHHAHAHAA i know you guys worship us

>>70610331
You seem petty like that since you love them because you are a virgin who couldn't find a norwegian girl.

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>>70607101
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back to you, it was meant to be.
If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

>>70610382
Stop projecting and give a real reason if you're gonna bother replying.

>>70607101
Wrong. I hate commie yuropoors. I would personally kill every one of them if I could.

I don't say this ironically.

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>>70607101
holy shit almost like there is a pattern there

actuallt no one hates you in europe
not even my country which you bombed
you d have a great time in serbia

>>70610408
See? Fucking called it. I bet you're younger than 25 too, I'm going two-for-two here

>>70610479
zero for zero more like

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>>70609639
jokes on you swedistan, its globalist cucks on one side and US has joined us on the other side, the side of liberty
Fuck you, fuck Islam and fuck the EU
GOOBA GABA ONE OF US ONE OF US

>>70610519
That's not how it works

>>70610563
Sorry, you only have one tongue and it's firmly planted on our boot

>>70610431
In all seriousness, I think Serbia is pretty based. Some friends and I really would like to go there, but we're worried about the fact that people might hate us because our country bombed yours during the Clinton years.

Do you have any advice for a few American guys who want to see Serbia?

>>70610563
You have no idea how the love for Europeans made way for jokes regarding the refugee crisis and opinionatedness and at the same time how Eastern Europe now gets all the love, including Russia.

Just, don't talk to those Americans who never read more than one book or actually believe the media. They're cancer.

>>70610431
Sorry about the clintons, they will the executed soon.

>>70610664
i used to date an american who was on exchange here. bombing is seriously not at all an issue.
no particular advice, just come and have a good time.

>>70610431
>everyone gets voting rights
>soldiers are now a voting minority
>the people believed the media back then about the "evil anti-muslims"
Equal voting rights are fault for all problem the US military caused.

>>70610692
We don't have any love for you Hans. I hope you suffer a painful death.

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>>70610765
no worries m8
no one hates the american people, people might dislike your government, but then again people in US dislike their government often enough
>lock her up

>>70610870
>Hans
I'mAmericanyoushitIbetyou'renotevenwhiteandaren'tearningmadeurosdamnitit.

>>70610958
You know, if you need money so bad that you'd suck up to America you could just go back to being Yugoslavia's ulcer.

>>70611028
you have to go back, ahmed
albania and its sister somalia need their intellectuals

>>70611055
I don't have to do shit because I have rights. Unlike you and everyone else stupid enough to try and suck up to America only to get burned and left to the wolves when it matters.

Every time, you'd think people would learn.

>>70610692
>You have no idea how the love for Europeans made way for jokes regarding the refugee crisis
Give me some examples I probably didn't encounter on this board already.

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>>70611181
bevara sverige svenskt

>>70611242
In fact, you've been screwed by America not three decades ago! It takes a special kind of cuck to go back to them after that.

Jesus, do you need someone to talk to?

>>70611191
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>>70611191
Is this sarcasm?

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>>70611181
>try and suck up to America only to get burned and left to the wolves when it matters.


That hit too close to home Swedish friend.

>>70611379
How so?

>>70611299
No, I'm honestly interested to know what kind of comments you are referring to. I'm aware Merkel and her followers humiliated Germany on the global stage, but I would still like to know some real life examples of the change you talk about.

>>70611399
You're kidding, right?

>>70610958
>no one hates the american people
Stfu, everyone I know despises the USA

>>70611399
>don't allign with the soviet union
>embrace capitalism and free trade
>cooperate with the US on immigration and drug trade matters


HURRR FUCKING MEXICANS STEALING OUR JOBS AND SENDING DRUGS HERE

>>70607445
you mean the foreplay should be longer?
tell us. don't be shy.

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>America loves
with bullets?

>>70607855
>l like them but they trigger me
>so I hate them
kek, that's stupid but that's exactly how i feel about other cunts too. it is /int/, get over it. everyone triggers everyone else, it is a chain reaction.

>>70611440
>real life examples
Has gotten hard for me to get more than the Skype stuff and multiple forums I hang out to no loose my English and connection to my home.

So first Muricans think Europe's like some High Elven land. Castles, culture, good food and more. Most have no real idea so they go by the next best presumption that everyone speaks French. Americans think French's really neat. I learned it, by the way, and it's rather simple. Americans liked Germans because their machines are top notch.
The fact that guns and killing intruders being frowned down upon causes some eye brows to be risen. If you're not a Commifornian, you generally think attackers have lost the right to live.
The refugee crisis and the constant rapes and crimes made you look like madmen. "After all the crime more immigrants?" is something that gets said often, at least by what I hear. And when I explain the phrase "lügenpresse" is looked down upon is also very foreign.
Of course I can't speak for everyone but the Visegrad seem to be more respected and Polish jokes disappeared, at least from the many forums I visit.

I have CNN but I don't watch it. It's shit.

>>70609571
kek, you are over analyzing it.
people just shitpost because it is /int/
nothing to do with events IRL

don't reply to trolls

>>70611600
I like Mexico and most of the Mexican people, your cops are corrupt as fuck tho and the cartels that pump heroin into the states are out of control. One of the top killers in my state right now is heroin OD.

>>70611832
well, are Mexians forcing you to do drugs?

this butthurt retarded swede is really funny.

>>70607101
Korea and the Philippines are the most rabidly pro-American countries on the planet

>>70611859
trashy people have always preferred hard drugs. meth etc. but heroin is even worse. they've been hit hard real hard. and as a """retaliation""" they elected trumpf.

>>70611872
I've seen a lot of posts like this recently. It's when people lose but have to get in the last post anyway to pretend you won.

Let's see if you can restrain yourself.

>>70611706
Do you think it would help to associate myself with Eastern Germany? Are burgers aware of the difference between Köln and rural Brandenburg?
I don't want to be associated with the refugee cucks in the governemnt.

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>tfw LEAF
>tfw both love and hate America simultaneously
C'est la vie

>>70611933
you're feeding a troll

>>70611933
no it is just funny as hell how you tried to convince a norwegian that he should not say good things about america. you shouldn't! please don't! you almost cried. you are pathetic, really.

>>70611944
From my understanding Bavaria is the most based German province, kind of like how most states view Texas. My state used to be one of the biggest insusteial powerhouses in the US, until all the companies moved. What would be German equivalent to Ohio?

>>70611944
Not particulary. Landing in another dialect or language after two hours drive is seen as alien. We could drive half a day and still be in Murica. Most don't know that the nations in Europe are as, or even more, deeply divided than the US. The Berlin Wall is a known word, I know it from school, but siding with the Soviet Union is frowned down upon. Commie and all that. The big cities tend to see a pro-socialism trend nowadays, though. You'll notice that when you see the electoral maps: blue for the coasts, red for everything in the middle.

I fucking love the castles though. Wish we had some.

>>70612000
I also pulled out a trump card he can't possibly beat. He can't reply and he can't not reply. See? >>70612070

>>70608881
I don't think anyone in America has a truly positive opinion about you Souther Americans.

>>70607101
>Do the things our allies request us to do
Fuckin' Amerilards! You mess everything up!
>Do nothing
Greedy selfish Amerifats! Do something!

>>70612427
no, it's better if you do nothing
just do nothing, forever

thanks

>>70609571
Speak for yourself traitor.

*walks away to order one extra large FREEDOM fries*

>>70607855
It's called banter. Since 2012 some even started making 9/11 jokes. Except around those who lost family.

>>70609088
Kek

>it's an America plays world police episode

>>70612081
what's your favorite castle here?

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>>70613643
you agree with trump that america should stop it?

>>70609088
Holy shit this made me laugh loud even though it's middle in the night here.
Cependant, je vraiment crois qu'ils sont des bons gens, même si cocufié.

>>70612778
Well, you're proof of we don't' need to do anything.

>>70607855

>French surrenders his love for america for his hatred for america
>Surrenders his hatred afterwards


like pottery

>>70607101
Everyone in Europe except for Germany, France and the Benelux satellites is grateful to you for your existence and function as global police.

I certainly would not have been thrilled to be a portuguese citizen during the 2009 euro crisis when things really started to heat up if it weren't for the friendly giant across the Atlantic keeping the nazis in perpetual check

>>70614338
What? Colombia is basically a puppet state.