/brit/

british culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnAYz1zaKdI

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*taps 6 swamps and 6 plains*
*plays Blightsteel Colossus*

Good night

Just invented a pizza base that doesn't go soggy when you put it on a china plate

reckon I will buy a 2L of Sugar-free Irn-Bru after work tomorrow on the way home

then when I get home I'll pop it in the fridge so it's nice and cold for when I want a refreshing fizzy drink

>>70606377
This makes me feel pretty shit tbqh. She's obviously monged in some way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akio_Kashiwagi
>Akio Kashiwagi (柏木昭男 Kashiwagi Akio?, also known as "The Warrior"; 1938 – January 3, 1992) was a wealthy Tokyo-based real estate investor who was known for the large amounts of money he wagered at Las Vegas and Atlantic City casinos.[1]
>On January 3, 1992, Kashiwagi was killed, stabbed as many as 150 times with a samurai sword. His body was discovered in his home in Japan near Mount Fuji.[1] At the time of his death, Kashiwagi still had casino debts in millions of dollars. The murder was never solved.
jesus christ

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still fucking squeal at baneposting lads

sometimes I go through the script in my head at work and chortle to myself like a nutter

my name jeff

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=213
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=213
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=213

pw is brit

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>>70606395
>casting a Blightsteel
No wonder the British Empire didn't last.

batty

>tfw want rosy to findom me
>tfw she doesn't take american express

reeee

>>70606444
best thing /tv/ has ever done

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>>70606444
me too
love the more creative ones

Any time I say woi oi it's a wheelup

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>>70606364
>try to cut my own hair
>it looks like this

what should i tell the barber? would be embarrassing to say i cocked it up

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>>70606444
it's okay

>>70606493
I missed the Baneposting craze, what are the best ones?

been on 4chan for donkeys years and have never found baneposting remotely funny

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>>70606542

>>70606444
Just saying the word 'BANE?' in my head like Aidan Gillen brings a smile to my face

>>70606555
for you

Ate too much too quick and now I got the squits

>>70606555
Kinda same, it feels try hard 99% of the time but there's a few that have made me laugh

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>>70606542

>>70606364
i love brit :) it makes me feel part of something and I can fill the void in my heart, i'm happy

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>>70606444

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Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

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>>70606542

After watching the swede's link this classic popped up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0

>>70606695
What an awful gimmick

need a bf

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*stares at you*

>>70606555
The film it came from was fucking terrible, I couldn't even finish watching it. So boring

>>70606727
howdy!

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obliges thee to think

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>>70606713
for you

babestation

Need to lose my virginity this year.

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>>70606688
>Portugal
>Relevant ever

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green tea

>>70606688
Do the Irish really believe this ha ha

also fuck off portugal you lot were supposed to be england's ally

>>70606644
This still makes me fucking screech

It couldn't have been a coincidence, could it?

>>70606773
lost it at no country for big men

>>70606444
I unironically like the song they made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

>>70606688
who's the last one?

>>70606644
I cried with laughter the first time I saw this image

going to bed lads

night

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>ywn get married

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I sent messages to two girls on tinder but they haven't replied

plz reply

any computer wizzes in?

does anyone know how I can make those spoof wikipedia battles without actually having to edit wikipedia

also can this be offline as well how do i do it?

>>70606834
I spent that day refreshing /tv/ with tears streaming down my face at the entire thing

>>70606710
Never found a video which gives me so much second hand embarrassment as this one

i grew out of baneposting when i turned 19

>>70606862
What is the point in getting married anyway? If you love someone just be with them instead of paying thousands on a shit cake and a shit DJ.

>>70606879
ask thailad, he usually starts posting about 2-5 am

>>70606917
fuck him

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Evening chaps

>>70606444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3A1Q0zKpDM

>>70606879
right click inspect element and then change it there

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>>70606926
would if I could

>>70606876
Replying from the loo xoxo

>>70606710
i remember when brum used to spam it. wonder where that mongrel is nowadays.

>>70606879
Inspect element

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enjoying the speech defect deano

>>70606913
then thousands on a shit divorce lawyer

>>70606963
He's an unfunny cunt desu

>>70606710
Fucking Percy Weasley Mark Corrigan cunt

>>70606963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrzPmUlSCHQ

>>70606913
I know right, why celebrate kid's birthdays too.

>>70606988
can't breathe

Reckon I might drop out, lads
Tutor better not judge me

alright lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0

me in secondary

>>70607043
get it out

>>70606959
>>70606943
ahh but that is just for le ebin screencaps

how do I import the tempalte or whatever into word or something like that.

>>70606988
minger 2bh

>>70607043
post bumhole

enjoy the new daily show

of course it'll never top jon stewart blah blah blah but he makes a solid effort

>>70606963
>>70606988
he looks like he used to be a bully

he can fuck off

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=213

get in here losers

PW is brit

>>70607073
it clearly is out?

>>70606996
Have fun wasting 10k on a wedding just to show off to your shitehawk mates who wont bother with you ever again.

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>enjoy the new daily show

*mpregs you*

Do landlocked countries actually count as countries

>>70607091
No fuck you

>>70607242
yeh

>>70607242
no

>>70607254
it seems i just gotta use a HTML editor

I could probably just make a template in word ffs, its just annoying that they're already neatly seto ut in wikipedia tho....

donald trump seems to have a very limited vocabulary

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>MFW Jedward are terrorising the Big Brother house with their relentless autism

>>70607242
yeh

>>70607242
neh

>>70607288
>actually watching big brother
Jesus lad.

been wanking 1+ hours per day without cumming for 4 days now

>>70607349
this tbqh, highly embarrassing.

>>70607287
Really fantastic post, probably one of best in the thread.

>>70607286
Yeah just find one in Wikipedia, inspect element it and change what you want

It's not difficult at all

>>70607287
he is dyslexic

might play wow vanilla

thoughts?

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sooooo truu loll x

>>70607349
>Not watching the endless form of entertainment normie mess drama

You're really missing out on this shit show

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>>70607377

>>70606444
>>70606492
/tv/ is easily the greatest board on here

endlessly hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY

>>70607423
runtoid

>>70607288
Need an obedient Heidi gf who always agrees with you and does as she's told

>>70607242
beh

>watch a music video from the 80s or 90s
>there's always one token black

>>70607287
you upset mate? haha

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>>70607423
>half of them are adverts or shit TV shows
GEN (Gas Every Normie)

>>70607423
imagine being this much of a consumerist drone

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>>70606542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gRCTPtl-Ks

>>70607423
Maytieee Thats About Riteee x

>>70607475
hm? just making an observation

he seems to know about five, maybe six adjectives in total

>>70607423
>being someone operating on this low of a vibrational frequency

absolutely fucking disgusting

i don't even know what half of those things are

just realized i forgot to turn in a paper that is 30% of our grade, I had my schedule wrong and thought it was due next week

hoping the teacher allows me a chance to get some points, or my future could be drastically changed.

Doubt she will though. Crazy how one paper can change your life like that.

>>70606879
javascript:void(document.designMode%20=%20'on')
put that in your address bar tbqh
replace on with off to turn it off
works in firefox at least

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>>70607423
literally felt my insides shrivel up at this normieness

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>>70607423

*rips up mint condition black lotus card for the bantz*

>>70607457
Need a Bianca gf who will do all sorts of dirty shit to you if you tell her it will get her some media attention

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does he work for the mercenary?

why do so many people need to learn the lesson of not spending their money on frivolous shite

Not even 11pm and I feel very tired

have achieved the perfect sleeping schedule

>>70607571
bogdanoff misinfo agent

>>70607582
life is boring

>>70607582
capitalism

>>70607582
They've got nothing else to look forward to in their shitty lives.

*points at you*
virgin

>>70607571
ummm i'm SURE we voted brexit
why are you here?

>Posting on 4chan
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUW

>>70607499
quite amusing

in talks with channel4 to make a documentary about /brit/

>>70607582
since the socialist 70's destroyed the manufacturing industry and thatcher swept up the pieces, the only way left to grow is to become an ultra consumerist society. Allbeit unsustainable

>tfw you may be getting a job on ship that his so highly respected everybody respects you
lmao the job is stacking boxes in the cargo hold and telling niggers what to do

Is Ariana Grande the most beautiful women alive today?

>>70607718
elena koshka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWGsTg-x5bg

Business idea: highly automated high-tech manufacturing in the UK

>>70607569
Bianca should join babestation

>>70607694
We belong on channel 5 let's not kid ourselves.

Listening to some AOA for the first time in donkeys, ah yes thats the stuff.

Once upon a time, there lived a handsome young man. His name was Billel Rasheed, and he was revered across the land for his good looks. Billel was striding through the medieval village with his rock-hard abs on display, all the girls swooning, when he suddenly became gravely concerned - he had spotted the evil Australian who spends his life on /brit/ riding toward the city gates on horseback in the distance.

“Let me in, mate!”, roared the Australian, “I wish to speak to Rasheed!”

Billel Rasheed trembled, as he expected the Australian to pay a visit but was not prepared for it to occur so early. He had just had his daily dose of porridge.

The diminutive city-guard obeyed the Australian’s demand and opened the gate to allow him in. By now, the dwellers of the city have stopped in their routine business and had now become entirely affixed to the presence of the Australian. Many whispers were made amongst the townspeople - surely the dark lord of Australian evil did not survive his earlier clash with Billel Rasheed?

Billel pondered the same thing. “How did the bastard survive?”, he thought to himself. “I showed him my phimosis dick and then I ________, his continued persistence is impossible!”

Business idea: Supercomputer planned economy and universal basic income

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic cargo box stacker

>>70607729
we already have that
our aerospace industry is unparalleled

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>Babestation
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>70607729
I agree with this sentiment

i've thought this myself a few times, looks like now we're out the EU it might be going the way of a manufacturing renaissance

>>70607770
*frozen boxes full of fish fillets

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>>70607718
Emma Stone exists, so no

>>70607718
>>70607725
jamal deano

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>tfw was starving the other day so i had a burger king chicken burger at a service station
>tfw 2 deanos came in and were proper excited to try out the new nacho-cheese balls or whatever
>like genuinely excited to try a new product from BK

>mfw i think I got some sort of stomach bug from it

>>70607783
we need more of it

>>70607740
listen to something good like blackpink m8

>>70607770
Not me

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>>70607729
>Right: immigrants are stealing British people's jobs

>Left: machines are stealing British people's jobs

>Radical Centrist: immigration and automation provide sufficient savings to give all British people a basic income, allowing Britain to become a beacon of learning and advancement

really makes me think

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>>70607804
these?
>>70607829
don't care

>>70607784
explain this meme

wanna hug her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAfoeXijpIA

>>70607694
Not enough 'sheeds here for them to be interested

>>70607738
They would be more open to a documentary about pooing, wanking and banter

>Dating Polish girl
>Brexit will eventually come up
>I voted leave

Uh oh..

Only gone on 4 dates, but it seems to be going well.

Do I lie (my mates know how I voted, could let slip) or do I tell the truth and explain my position?

Immigration didn't even factor into my vote, ffs. But we've all been painted with the same racist brush by the media.

Should have just not voted like I originally planned to.

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>>70607848
>Radical Centrist

literally the rorksheed option

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Andorra lads

>>70607867
>literal actress
>dating a black guy
>keeps making videos even after she got evicted for making videos

Nobody's fault but her own

>>70607857
>8 cod fillets for 3 squid
wew

ah yes that feeling when no british bf

>>70607784
I unashamedly love listening to Scott Mills. Many keks to brighten up my shitty work day.

might kms if she gives me a %0 on this paper desu

>>70607857
not battered desu
about 20kg each

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>>70607848

ladstation

>>70607903
>dating a black guy
False senpai. There are pictures of her and her bf. He looks like he belongs in Razorlight or some such band.

>>70607902
fake image
can tell by the pole

>>70607650
because i wanna fuck your women and steal your job

business idea: cum in my bum

>>70607946
wow im retarded

might kms anyway

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Who else here /RadicalMiddle/?

>>70607960
What does >>70607963 have to do with it?

>>70607952
>not battered desu
you will be in a minute if you carry on with the cheek

centrism is for bourgeois liberals

would be funny if someone posted some yummy dark girls itt

>>70607954
literally me.

>>70607799
does this mean we'll have to build loads of new red brick mills?

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>>70607963
why would you want a british woman when you could have this

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>>70608019

>>70608002
No. I'll have to be the one who batters him according to my numerous promises

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This thread needs more T H I C C desu

Dear Proto gf,

REPLY TO MY FUCKING TEXT YOU FUCKING SLAG. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU LITTLE CUNT FUCKS SAKE.

Yours,

Anon

>>70608050

GOOD shout.

>>70607955
Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card.
Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer.
Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns.
Oi its (you)'s birthday lad ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better
*suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead
*empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

>>70608050
phwoar

@70608092
runt spotted

are you a soft cunt if you kys over a score in a class?

>>70608062
still waiting for that
pussyboi

>>70607892
>>70607892

Advice required please. Stressing me out.

The Lake District is better than the Grand Canyon desu

Ah yes, the schizophrenic icelandic dwarf gimmick - a personal favourite! Amazing how they always happen to be on at the same time!

*nice cafe moves into your area*

whoops looks like you can't afford rent anymore

>>70608070
imagine the smell of that fanny

>gfs

severely overrated

get a feminine bf instead

>>70608137
ah yes, london

politics is for the cruel and the stupid

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>>70608050
>Not posting her topless pics

stop masturbating

thoughts?

>>70608129
I'll hang you on your own intestines and beat you like a pinata until you burst open and snus drops out

is bannon the mastermind behind trump who intends to create the race war that he claims to foretell

>>70608188
>until you burst open and snus drops out
top kek

>>70608187
how do you get the cummies out?

HAHAHAHAHA

Lads I just saw the funniest thing on reddit. Let me link it to you a minute

>>70608161
looks clean actually

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As the UK becomes Pakistan and France becomes Morocco, the British and French traditions will live on in the Maritimes and Quebec, respectively.

>>70608183
what's her name?

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wow...powerful....

https://www.reddit.com/r/blog/comments/5r43td/an_open_letter_to_the_reddit_community/

>>70608238
ur mum

>>70608278
why the fuck does everyone feel it's necessary to "comment" on things

shut the fuck up jesus christ

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>>70608262
But in reality

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just found a piece of shit on the floor

Cannot quench my thirst for Pakistani puss'. Don't care what you think anymore desu lads.

>>70608299
Racist.

>>70608310
have you had sex with any? aren't they complete frigid?

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>>70608274
Chimpaniisha

>>70607511
if only large vocabularies won wars haha

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>>70608300

They're all going to Ontario/BC/Alberta though.

http://www.coggles.com/sweatshirts-clothing/men/clothing/polo-ralph-lauren-men-s-zip-through-hooded-athletic-fleece-polo-black/11095788.html

is this real?

>>70607287

>implying big words are persuasive

The first rule of effective communications is to know thy audience. Donald Trump is well-acquainted with that, and uses words that Americans like, such as "big" and "wall".

>>70608131
>>70607892

Don't tell her unless she asks and if she does have complete and total conviction in your decision and don't regret it

she won't give a fuck what way you voted if she likes you enough, girls are like that

>>70608378
>Model is 188cm/6'2" and wears a size S
What the fuck is this shit?

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>>70608034
>why would you want a british woman
Because he's a red-blooded straight man

opening up the internet to the masses was a mistake

maybe it's my imagination but it seems like profiles with girls in their profile picture get way more likes on youtube comments than anyone else

>>70608419
I don't trust it
I am 6'1 and 155 pounds and have no fucking clue what size to get

everywhere you go

PRESIDENT BOG TOILET FART

aaaaaaaaaaaaa
make it stop

just heard the neighbours' kid fall down the stairs. had a good chuckle.

President *SPLASH* *FLUSH* *BRRRAPPPPPFF*

>>70608488
I like it

https://www.reddit.com/r/blog/comments/5r43td/an_open_letter_to_the_reddit_community/

why are reddit admin such cucks

>>70608376
And all the Pakis in the UK go to London/Birmingham and all the Moroccans in France go to Paris/Nice, what's your point

>>70608427
it's amazing how liz hurley is better looking than most women 30 years younger than her

wish i had a nice british milf gf

>>70608428
went to shit around 2009/10

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Would these leggings look too slutty on me you think?

do you all live in cities

>>70607987
>peace
>prosperity
The giant forgot about the oil wars, economic crisis and spiralling demographic issues

>>70608547
post boipucci

>dad says he's glad it was a white guy who shot up the mosque

>>70608440
>>70608419
RL sizing is fucking weird for hoodies and jackets. I copped a perfect fit size S RL hoodie a couple of years back on sale and I am 5'11 and 80 kg at the time. I tried a winter jacket on that was on sale like a month ago and it was perfect fit on S, although i'm 77 kg now. I think it's all to do with how fat a cunt you are rather than an actual arm length etc

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>>70608348
No, I haven't had the pleasure honestly. I was seeing a Bengali girl in college years but I was too much of a virgin sperg to initiate anything.

Absolutely loads of them in Northern unis away from their parents and brothers who would probably honor-kill them if they saw you together. Fingers crossed for some Desi fadge inshallah. They need liberating.

>>70608547
Grill yes, boi no

>>70608600
>virgin sperg to initiate anything
know that feel lad

there's a qt on my uni course, talked a few times. seems nice but i'm a khv retard

hahaahahha

It's very rude not to acknowledge an email

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the pad

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>>70608681
Nice flag lad

>>70608592
fuck maybe I should get a medium then

I've genuinely had sex today with my qt gf and here i am posting in a virgin thread

Also, I seduced her, something that's illegal in America

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38805163
>On the social network, he also reportedly "liked" US President Donald Trump and French Front National leader Marine Le Pen.
What did they mean by this

>>70608709
>>70608681
>cumrag

Pirates are protesting against trump's ban

>>70608740
fake news

Reddit is even worse when you consider its all 25-30 year olds

>>70608654
Well that was around 8 years ago and I've had plenty of the old 'ussy so there's hope for you yet. Just stop being a drip and get yourself out there lad.

>>70608733
have had sex with 17 women and make 68k a year mate.

this thread is full of normies like me

COME ON GUYS
JOIN US!!!
>>>/b/720812578

>>70608774
Could say the same about most of 4chan

want to try nofap but i don't come to my senses until i've a good ol' wank
i get all weird when i'm horny

>>70608774
Reddit and 4chan have a lot of cross posting.

>>70608795
too shy

>>70608809
should have closed that bored yonks ago

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has science gone too far

4chan is for the right-wing

so let me ask you this;

do you use 4chan because you're right-wing or right-wing because you use 4chan?

>>70608843
spend about 65% on reddit, 35% on /brit/

>>70608547
t. morbidly obese girl with snakebite piercings and purple/blue hair

jews

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1485819099206.webm

me entering yank-hours /brit/

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so think of the times... the time we spent laughing away
and ohhh life without a care

did rex tillerson got confirmed?

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>>70608883
I'm a leftie

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>>70608843

despise life in all of its many wondrous and beautiful forms lads

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LANDABOIS ERUM SVO FLY LESKAN NO SHIT

>>70608867
hush hush eye to eye

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>>70608945
tell me where you live so I can heem you

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>>70608883
piss off rorke

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>ywn push your face up between her sweat soaked cheeks till you're massaging her anus with your nose whilst inhaling deeply
Its genuinely painful.

>>70608952
is that selena gomez

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remember when he was cooler?

>>70608980
the left would call stalin far right if he was around today
he had no time for identity politics
accept it, you're far right lad

>>70608966
good taste my man

>tired
>won't be able to sleep if I go to bed

Might just kill myself.

>>70609006
no

>>70609022
considering the same.

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Possibly the greatest webm of our time.

putin is labeled as far right

>>70609052
Final Destination.webm

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>>70609014
nah

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this had better be worth the download time -__-

>>70609052
the way that guy gets nailed is seriously impressive

>>70609068
that literally doesn't refute my pount at all
God why are you rorkes so thick

>>70609052
DONG FENG POWER

>>70609002
yes

>>70609082
>origin
lol

>>70609082
took me a day to download Doom and then the cunts slapped a 20 gb updste on it

>>70609052
he thinks he's escaped and then BAM

>>70609082
>23MB/S
I'm incredibly lucky if I hit 1.5MB/S

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>>70609097
>rorkes
get to fuck

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loving the perpetual assmad from the leftists over trump lmao especially the europeans

>>70609136
Me too, but it's starting to get a bit irritating

>>70609082
check your download speed privilege you yank fuck

>>70609052
>truck inexplicably bursts into flames right at the end.

kek every time.

>>70609153
it just hasn't sunk in yet for them that they're virtually powerless

Need a nü

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Frenchie-looking cunt

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38805163

>>70609201
why the fuck did it have to be a rorke?

>>70609244
>>70609244
>>70609244

Newwww.

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*BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*