You wake up in South Brazil what do?

>>70606001
Nice cherrypicking

>>70606001
I turn white

>Hail a taxi
>tell him to go to airport so I can fly back to America
>realize I didn't have my passport with me
>cry as I realize I will be stuck in Brazil forever

>>70606001
Praise Odin

my garden shed - or backyard shed for the filthy yanks - is as big as those "homes"

>>70606001
Start bragging about my supreme whiteness to other autists here on 4chan

>>70606001
Ask myself how the hell did I end up in central Russia

>>70606257
That's literally the bottom 1% of the south population, OP is cherrypicking

>>70606001
Buy mate and fly back to Rio.

>>70606001
i take the bus home, and thank my luck that at least it's cheaper than taking the plane from Easter Islands

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>>70606001
>place so in the middle of nowhere that Google maps doesn't even know the name of the municipality

>>70606001
Fall back asleep
>>70606050
If any part of your country looks like this, it's shit,
no exceptions

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>>70607774

>>70607774
Have you ever been to a non 1st world country?
+30% of our countries look like this.
At least houses are made with bricks and not made of paper.

>>70608147
That looks comfy as fuck, I don't know what you are talking about.

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>>70606050
>>70606390
>>70607715
>South Brazil Defense Force
>MUH SOUTH BRAZIL!!!

You guys clearly haven't been here, places like these are very common in the countryside. Around 20-30% of South Brazilians live like this.

>>70608756
Except 6% of people live in slums in all of Brazil.

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>>70606001
I go visit that cool dancing doggo

>>70608756
Are you the selfhating paulista? Fuck off with your lies, you will never be white.

>>70608791
Also I always keep seeing the same fucking pics every time.

>>70606001
go north, explore amazon, discover animals

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>>70608791
These aren't slums, Mr. Defense force.

>>70608816
???

>>70608827
Everyone knows Brazil is poor, South Brazil included. You don't have to be ashamed and keep pretending it doesn't exists and that "IT'S ONLY 1% REEEEEEE" like a screeching autist.

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>>70608933
If your pic is your standard for "poverty" I'm not sure what those negroid-ridden slums in Rio de Janeiro, the North and Northeast with "people" chopping each other to bits and eating it actually is.

We're poor indeed, but why would you need over 80% of our GDP to feed your "family" and a lifestyle that consists almost entirely of murder and cannibalism?

>>70608933
The vast majority of people live in cities, brosky.

>>70609167
Not him, but I think most people in Rio's slums have access to more amenities than the average southern farmer family: Sanitation, free education, healthcare, energy, internet etc..basic needs. You shouldn't be so quick to attack others when your region is so poor and underdeveloped, just a tip.

>>70608756
>the San Francisco of South America
nailed it