I stuck a fork into an outlet, and ever since I swear to God I have superpowers.
>>70604348
I stuck a fork into an outlet and didn't get any superpowers did i get ripped off!?!?!??
>>70604486
You got scammed
>>70604348
I stuck my dick into your mum's outlet, and ever since I swear to God I have superpowers lel
>>70604636
>I stuck my dick into your mum's outlet
It should be toilet not outlet, damn you dumb pajeet!
How can they teach you poo in the loo?
>>70604636
WTF not cool dude
>>70604348
Is that you Static Shock?
>>70604772
I am literally static shock
>>70604712
I can stop mid pee and carry on for the rest of the day without peeing
>>70604636
having chlamydia is not a superpower, Patel
>>70604348
Trying it right now, if it doesn't work I'm gonna shit on your face.
Stando Power
>>70605236
NANI!?
>>70604348
autism isnt a superpower. Sorry to rbeak it to you