International Dating Advice thread

Me so horny

YOU DONT NEED NO SITE
YOU DONT NEED NO ADVICE
YOU
JUST
NEED
TO
B
YOURSELF

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>70601818
>asking for dating advice in kv central

>>70601875
As you are, as you were, as I want you to /b/?

*unzips big guy*

>>70601818

Do not show doubt, you're dating her already, clear your mind and enjoy it, there's nothing wrong with you but if you think you're going to mess up at something you should talk to her, that's all dude.

Don't overthink about it because that's exactly what will cause that you both break up.

>being such a beta weakling that you have to settle with a chink who's going to whine and nag at you in the home until you get old and die from bitterness
wew lad, why you hate yourself like this? avoid asians, they make inferior manlet kids and they smell bad.

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>>70601930
I lurk /fit/ and know that out of the 85% DYELers there's 15% that know their shit, so I figured there's at least a few well-adjusted shitposters here

>>70601994
>>70602049
no u

>>70601875
>>70602073
> pic related

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>>70602146
I don't take dating advice from someone that let's his gf get double-teamed by Algerian migrants

>>70602146
>>70602536
rekt

>have a decent career and income
>don't be an asshole
>smooth sailing with asian gf

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>>70601818
Read this book, nigger

Applies to all cross-cultural exchanges & it's bretty comprehensive

http://www.utntyh.com/alumnos/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/When-Cultures-Collide.pdf

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>>70602726
Career is in progress, but she likes that I'm dedicated in the gym and that I build furniture as a hobby.

>>70602858

This is the kind of shit I was looking for. Cheers, faggot

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>>70602858
> 600+ pages

>>70605570
It's not even hard, you dimwit. A normal person reads that book in one evening.

>gf is a visiting scholar at a local college
>he can't digest some lightweight business / popular science book

Yeah, sure. Just stay in /b/ or at the local gym.

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>>70605854
Dude I'm the OP, I already thanked you for the book and I'm going to start it tonight

tl;dr is some other faggot

does the book have a passage about Germans being fucking retards?

>>70606327
I assume(d) you to be the same poster, because I really can't see why someone would chime into a thread just announce they're not going to read something. Maybe the book needs a chapter on random Americans volunteering to prove their ignorance, I don't know.

Also lolsorandom.jpg avatarfagging, but maybe both of you have just contracted cancer.

Anyway, enjoy the book, it actually is good.

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>>70601818
NIHAO MA! I am what you call "Caucasian" Chinese, I am a chinar expert for 10 years. When you marry your fuerdai rainy in 2 weeks time there is lots to prepare for your new life. Firstly your rainy will want luxurious condo right in the middle of NY, because that what's her and her family deserve. You have to consider you want a rolls royce or a bently, because she will mostly likely go whatever. HAHAH women right. Every year you goto her province on chinese new year and give a suitcase of hongbao to her nong extended family so you can have your yearly starfish fuck. make sure you bow to her ancestors 3 time, if you go 4 time is bad luck and she will be asking divorce. Oh yeah, your "normal BMI" is not enough, everyone will call you fat in Chinese anyway.

>>70608886
verr harmonious post gemer。caucasian chinese will be 57th minority soon, did u know it?

>>70602858
>>70606327
>>70606666

Holy fuck, autism

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>>70601818
This is literally you OP