Can any rich foreigner adopt me? No homosex please

You are Russian, struggling is in your destiny.

>>70596698
Come here if you can work. We are not full.

Can any rich foreigner adopt me? Homosex allowed btw im 170/48 kg boy blonde emo haircut/blue eyes

>No homosex please
No adoption to sweden then my friend.

Come to Upstate NY we already have a sizable Russian population

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Can any foreigner be my daddy? Love is allowed.
Pic is me.

>>70597896
sure, just wear a wig

>>70597824
are you handsome?
Not so lazy and hardworking?
don't mind the sun?
would earn daily rice?
will detached self with gun?
If yes, you are coming with me.

>>70597824
>>70597896

Get in on the Trudeaubux, claim refugee status over homophobic laws in Russia.

>>70597896
i-if you're a boy..

>>70598509
Nah im just cute
Lazy
Love sun
Yes
Yes

>>70598711
>i-if you're a boy..
Not fully.

>>70597824
>>70597896
I-I swear I'll be rich in a few years, please come over here to me.

>>70598910
Of course you will, buddy.

Russians are some of the gayest posters on this board, I swear.

>>70601081
Which of the stuff we said counts as gay?

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>>70601468

>>70596698
If any rich foreigner adopts it would be homosex for sure.

>>70598762
Do go on.
>>70597896
I wonder if a green card through that is even possible in Canada.

>>70601690
Prostate stimulation is not gay though. It feels good regardless of where the stimulations come from - a dildo or a penis.

>>70601690
The price balance is better in Elena Berkova's shop though, that's not gay at all, I buy my condoms there

>>70601852
lmao

>>70596698
>No homosex please

Then why a rich foreigner would want to adopt a 20+ something useless and talentless racist that browses 4chan and that live in her mother's basement?

>>70601914
>her

>>70601914
who said that I'm a racist?

>>70601900
Try it, it's good. Do you want me to help you with that?

>>70596698
I can adopt you to make this shit hole whiter.

>>70596698
Can someone translate me this :
Anon er en klam stodder

Thanks

>>70602076
I've a-already done it a bit :/

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>>70596698

I'll make your anus look like that burger vlad

>>70602274
Stop spreadin your gay agenda onto me, queer.

>>70602469
You won't

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>>70602571
>01/30/17(Mon)15:51:47 No.70602571
>yfw faggots itt adopt a supposed russian twink
>yfw russian twink turns out to be 270 pound powerlifting bydlo mafia

>>70602649
As long as he's still gay, I don't mind

>>70602649
Except I'm not that sissy >>70597896

t. OP

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>>70602693
>yfw you get your face smashed, robbed and sold in black market
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/06/the-hunted-gays-of-putin-s-russia-vicious-vigilantes-and-state-bigotry-close-up.html

>>70602076
I-I do

>>70605405
>Texas
how are you not dead?

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>>70605579
Because Texas loves the gay and will always champion the spirit of homosexuality.

>>70596971
and vodka

>>70597896
post boipucci and maybe we can strike a deal

>>70596971
He didn't choose to be born in Russia.

>>70608074
this

>>70608074
what are you doing here, anyway, homo

>>70608016
It's a blue board.

>>70608232
>>70608207
>>70608140
I heard Russkies like California.

>>70608298
Well, L.A and N.Y are quite popular here because we like highly-populated cities

>>70608074

You don't choose your Destiny.

>>70608383
I'd say that NYC and LA are pretty nice but kinda expensive.

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>>70608463
>tfw I did
>tfw I chose the ps3 version