/brit/ + /commonwealth/

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cara

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Rate

kill all irish

>>70582059
>brit/ + /commonwealth/
oh no you're going to trigger some autist and then they'll do a thread split

>>70582095
>euthanasia
>no "no gf"

sadist

west brits are the only good irish 2bh

doing a porn scene today lads

>>70582203
Pics. x

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>why no, i would NEVER do dips, m'lady
>barbell bench press once a week is QUITE enough for me

>>70582203
str8 or gay?
who with?

Youtube account is over 11 years old now. Very funny.

everything is shit

>>70582270
SHRIEKING

>>70582270
same, 2006

dips hurt my solar plexus

>>70582268
doxxable info

>>70582095
>transsexuals
>marriage

>>70582344
straight or gay isn't exactly doxxable
bit jelly if straight

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Who should I play as today?

>>70582357
all the money is in gay for pay. you don't even have to be gay

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>>70582095
>quantitative easing
>currency intervention
>discount window
I stopped reading after those, dire.

>>70582066
This 2bh

ok google open indeed.com

>>70582377
Scotland

>>70582179
If there was a "no gf" option it would be at the top

Elective monarchy, only eligibility requirements is KHV at age 30+

>>70582345
Why not? It'll quit their squawking and probably end up soothing the SJW problem i the long run. Besides, it doesn't really hurt anyone, especially if they're not allowed to adopt.

>>70582396
>stopped reading
>at the end
t. Irish Intellectual

skinnyfat is the most runty body type

>>70582377
This map got our name wrong

>>70582439
No way?

>>70582436
there was too much to criticize.

>>70582454
Yeah, it did

>>70582438
guess i'm the biggest runt of all time

why is british reading comprehension so awful?

feel like i can't communicate with the oafs on here half the time.

>>70582438
Objective order
fatfat<skinnyfat<""""builtfat""""<skinny<otter<scoobymode

>>70582390
but im not jelly of that
i prefer to think some /brit/ lad is getting paid to have sex with a woman, so there is hope for us all

>>70582510
>no thicc

baka

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so 'pparantly the so called "friends" DID go out on friday night but nobody told me

so I spent it on /brit/ hahaha

>>70582095
>supranational monarchy
SHRIEKING

>>70582506
Maybe they don't understand your accent

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>>70582059

>>70582548
There comes a point in life when you have to part-take in social stuff and keep in touch with people.
They wont call after you forever.
Next time just ask them what they're doing and go with them.

you interrupted my banana for THIS?

CAUSE WE ARE THE ONLY ONES AND WE WILL GET UP

>>70582544
brilliant post

>>70582544
>scooby
>not thicc

I should've included klokov next to uncle gooby

>>70582620
scooby is too low bf to be thicc
justin is thicc, bodorio is thicc

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>>70582620
>>70582670
also silent mike

>>70582566
Vital post

>>70582670
Scooby is the thiccest i'm willing to mire unfortunately

why the fuck does my itunes keep crashing when i try to play podcasts?

any skinnyfats in this thread? put your best pants on because my boot is going up your arse

t. skinny lad

Doing an absolutely rancid poo lads

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feel like shit today lads

better than yesterday though

>>70582777
keep us poosted

All this SJW lawyers VIRTUE SIGNALLING by working pro-bono for Syrian detainees at JFK airport

>>70582738
if this is the guy who got "skinny" by just not eating so much then you're skinnyfat

>>70582777
Big if true.

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you think tim is a rorke?

he hated vinay who literally dindu nuffin

>>70582738
Skinnies and skinnyfats that refuse to get big deserve to be gassed

Same for fats that refuse to get less fat

>>70582777
Post pics

>>70582785
Hang in there little buddy

>>70582670
>>70582620
klokov is king thicc

>stupid statists: ban racism
>me, a libertarian scholar: legalise racism and tax it

>>70582822
this is the guy that polished off a jar of pasta sauce directly form the jar

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the only way to end racism is to ignore race

sadly the regressive left won't shut up about it

>>70582870
Alri pigdog
Are you the other lad who quoted faceberg here too.

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about to toss another lorry full of skinnyfats into an animal feed processor lads

>>70582899
The only way to end racism is to have everyone fuck eachother until there is a single race of people who all look vaguely like Tiger Woods

>>70582936
Good post

Unless you're that skinny faggot, bonelords are no better

Had a pretty bad poop desu. But I eat lots of fibre?

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the leaf replied to me

>>>/tv/78933276

>>70582970
sorry you had to go through that

>>70582987
sorry you had to go through that

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the american didn't reply to me

>>70583006
>>70583019
sorry you had to go through that

>>70583019
>>70583038
enough

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXp890TMqAw

hmm

>>70582066
Was made for fat yank cock

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>Piers Morgan on Loose Women

doing a think in the shower

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*walks towards you*

So the shooting in Canada seemed to be targeting muslims
Does anyone know more about the shooters?

>>70583079

Ah yes I am low on calcium

>>70583081
Doing a poo in the tub my boys

>>70583056
what sort of complete and utter autist makes these videos?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38793071

hmm, ah yes, the leafs

>>70583079
Who is Robbie?
>>70583099
what?

>>70583115
>6 dead
I guess they win

how to stop thinking about her, lads? alcohol helps but I can't drink all the time

How holy; how sinful, how everything hot and cold flows into one another! Madness and reason want to be married , the lamb and the wolf graze peacefully side by side. My heart is filled with wild battle. The waves of dark and bright rivers rush together, one crashing over the other. I have never experienced this before.

>>70583098
Also muslims

>>70583163
b urself

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>>70583163
shitpost on /brit/ more

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We'll trade you the muzzies for the poles shariastan sound good?

>>70583142

Loose women is one of the surest methods of calcifying your pineal

>>70583174
Yeah, but I bet they weren't "real" muslims though

>>70583172
Is this about mixer taps?
(I'm high lol.)

>>70583115
>my thoughts are with...
oh FUCK off trudeu you tremendous faggot
that is worth fucking nothing

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>>70582059
>northern territory
>dead center of the country

>>70583196

How beautiful it will be when we're all one race

why are so many refugees adult men of fighting age?

Is Trump already the best American president ever?

>>70583142
Fat black lad who's an Arsenal 'fan'. Makes youtube bank by filming deluded angry fans after they lose.

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>protest the muslim ban
>attacked by muslims the same day

Trump is always right.

>>70583196
why are polish girls so much more attractive than anglo girls

the guys are fucking mongs though

>>70583262
the shooter was screaming allah akbar allegedly

>>70583260
next* whoops did an autocorrect lads

>>70583242
Because they're not pampered millennial numales like yourself. They're ready to fight and breed like our genes demand.

>>70583115
so they have ths suspects but they won't tell us who they are?
hmm i wonder who it could be

>>70583275
meant for>>70583214>>70583289

http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/quebec-city-canada-mosque-shooting-victims-shooter-gunman-photos-video-injuries-deaths/

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>attack on muslims in leaf land
>its a terrorist attack must be those regressive bigoted xenophobic islamophobic white men
>turns out to be moroccans

poetry

>>70583163
think about me instead

>>70583319
bloody fascist moroccans

>>70583286
so why are they fleeing the warzone if they're ready to fight?

>>70583297
I notice this website mentions some details which are not mentioned on BBC

>>70583352
>Fight fellow shitskins who are willing to die in combat
Vs
>Go over to Sweden/Germany/England, fuck some white 'man's' daughter and get paid benefits to smack people around for fun
Hmmmmmm.....I wonder......

>theresa may opposes refugee ban

united cuckdom

>>70583434
FOY

>>70583421
so why are we letting them in? they're not refugees, they're migrants

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*calls everyone in this thread*

>>70583434
we know

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

>>70583477
*Doesn't recognise the number*
*Declines call and blocks you*

>>70583232
its just unclaimed land

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>>70583500

https://youtu.be/JIrUqsB-0vw

>>70583452
FOM

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>>70583524
iceland!

The treatment of Aboriginals in Australia is a disgrace.

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Ah yes what a tolerant religion. We need to allow more of them in

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>when you're on a porn site and you find a rip for a recent movie

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>>70583545
I don't understand why anyone would do that to their face

>>70583600
They took growth hormones and fucked up.

>>70583582
don't rate them desu

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the gf

who thought building a city in the sub-tropics would be a good idea
i sweat before i can finish drying myself after a shower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiQPUsWTV0Q

What accent is this?

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just cracked open a tinnie

>>70583600
annunaki standard of beauty

>>70583705
>annunaki
WOAH LOOK AT ME GUYS IM USING A FANCY JAPANESE WORD

fuck off weeb scum

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>>70583624
Were they trying to fix their faces with surgery?
I don't see the common effect of acromegaly on their hands though

>>70583600
>he hasn't taken the bogpill

australia is irish not anglo

>>70583779
disagree

>>70583796
don't care

>>70583692
tin of beans?

>>70583766
/fr/ told me they're psuedo-scientists who thought they could extend their life with growth hormones or something

>>70583811
tin of strongbow

need a plant that tells moths to fuck off

>>70583779
>australia is irish not anglo
no, just a bunch of convicts from all over the empire deported to death island

going to watch some netflix

>>70583669
would suck a turd through her starfish

loving the absolute shitshow the world is in right now

>>70583881
what you gonna watch la'

>>70583915
yeah

>[RANDOM CELEBRITY] GIVES THEIR 10 CENTS ON TRUMP'S MUSLIM BAN
>[COMEDIAN] SLAMS TRUMP'S MUSLIM BAN

and other shit

actually it's getting quite annoying

>>70583926
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

>>70583945
all so futile desu

>>70583956
the series or the film

>>70583973
Series.

>>70583985
>>70583956

keep us up to date la'

apparently moths hate the smell of lavender

>>70583779
Asian actually

>>70583472
>why are we letting them in
Because you're a numale cuck

I just want to get a job on a fishing boat like the lads in Wicked Tuna but all the deckhands and mates on the boats are brothers or cousins or nephews or lifelong friends etc of the captain literally none are people they didn't know previously

Figure I'll have to look for work elsewhere

>>70583985
tell me if its any good

>>70584040
strike up a conversation with one in a bar

>>70584044
It is good

>>70584080
don't believe you

Ffs I've been unsuccesfully trying to launch the bogdanov meme for YEARS, eveb had one of them as my twitter pp and then suddenly 4chan realizes their memetic potential and starts liking for no appearent reason.

>>70584069
This is actually a very good idea

Cheers

might go to trump protest in town later, ironically

dr pavel i'm australia

sex pest is salty

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so let me get this straight

yesterday they opposed trumps ban and said all muslims are welcome

the next day they get attacked by muslims

and this is being oinned on trump why?

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Give me a rate lads

>>70584144
which town x

A girl actually talked to me today lads. Was plesently suprised, she wasn't very attractive but neither am I so I can't judge.

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>>70584168
he's a fucking white male

>>70584095
Neil Patrick Harris is very good in it.

>>70584167
>dhe segsh ptesghsh gid dashggy

>>70584177
alri king saud

>>70584168
for agitating them

the US should sue Malaysia for blatantly ripping off their flag

How do fat people wipe their arse?

>>70584203
DEFINITELY don't believe you
can't be as good as carrey

>>70584177
bloody statist

>>70584244
this
they should also sue brittany for copying their flag but making it way cooler, it reflects badly on the US

>>70584244
>begdudesh shougdh gjew bagayshia perg brangangry beiginghg gher baargh

>>70584275
Blows my mind there are subhumans who do a dry wipe.

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>>70584277
>I rate Jim Carrey

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>bloody statist

>>70584306
a what

>>70584289
why did you post this?

Alri going to meet the 19 yo gf so she teaches me sole thai. See you around lads

Hitler was a great man
GREAT AT BEING A BAD MAN

>>70584289
I used to feel bad about my acne scars but I don't any more

>drunk before lectures again

fuck

>>70584372
>drunk off one can of strongbow

oh dear

>>70584372
hard to imagine being this much of a fuck up

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Forgot to reply to this post last night.


>drinking any of that tripe

>>70584366
They are cute.

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>Anon, do I look good for the bull?

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>>70584244
>ripping off US flag
excuuuuuuse meh

>>70584350
some advice to help out the other girls itt

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>>70583779

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhyMvQ_N7Zc

what did he mean by this

>>70584432
yeah and the US flag was based off that too but they're allowed to use it because at the time they were a white anglo country

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>>70584444
>other girls

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>>70584177
not gonna lie, there were PLENTY of words i didn't fully understand

>>70584348
Wiping your arse with no water involved.

Just ripped a hole through the space time continuum

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>>70584464
>denying the anglos living here since they decided to be left here after the empire.
Aren't we all.

how is /bf 2017/ going

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>>70584430
Am I the only one who can see this?

>>70584177
>legal weed
>legal prostitution
>no voting for women

a tip my hat good gentlesir

>>70584531
Few more years until I become desperate enough to switch my gender scope

>>70584531
Ok.

>>70584533
See what?

>>70584531
FOGC

(fuck off gay cunt)

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foots

>>70584593
when u see it o.O

....

>>70584559
good luck x

>>70584561
why just "ok"???

>>70584596
VERY rude x

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>>70584177
get on my level

>>70584607
can smell the working class stank from here

>>70584555
But if God wills it then is it still fedora?

>quebec

https://youtu.be/aAqIFtlH_hA

>>70584531
Already have a bf (best friend)

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>>70584621
Because it's /bf2011 - currently/.

>>70584637
kek

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>can smell the working class stank from here

>>70584632
You barely touched anything Mr Generic

>>70584632
why would you have weed and brothels illegal?

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*sits tight*

The following me about the fucking Norman's to be a good time to get a chance to get a day off and was like I am a big heavy box and and I can help you with English as fuck as their older ones who constantly talks to me and I'd be pissed me about your interests then I will be a good song and never had açaí you have a clue who she would be

>>70584708
gonna get dominos next week before Chelsea v Arsenal

cannot be arsed at work today
gonna take a shit on the next pizza I have to make

Live in one of the richest neighborhoods in the country feels good. Worker genocide when?

>>70584721
Can't wait to see Walcott rip that crap Chelseas defence a new arsehole

>>70584721
hmm wow interesting

>>70584721
good lad

>>70584708
it's half one you runtastic dreg

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doing a cry

>>70584708
dominos is awful m9

>>70584823
better than pizza dump and poopy johns

>>70584708
>not supporting your local pizza industry
I hope you literally die of dysentry

>>70584799
Lunchtime mate

>>70584857
They don't open until 3pm

>>70584823
Nah it's alright

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fringerider/apocalypse-now-the-game
unironically giving money to a kickstarter

going back to other boards after /brit/ is difficult because of how slow they are

>>70584849
not much of an accolade
>>70584867
guarantee there'll be a much better much cheaper local joint around

>>70584880
this this this

>>70584892
>guarantee there'll be a much better much cheaper local joint around

There is but they aren't open and I have to go out soon

>>70584870
never watched Apocalypse Now or played any of those games

>>70584892
the local joints near me are dogshit

>>70584929
watch apocalypse now m8 it's a fucking great film

>>70584760
rasheed

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>anon I think you're cute, wanna like do something this weekend?

>>70584929
>never watched Apocalypse Now
bet you have a vagina

>>70584942
Yeah sure bby

>>70584936
seems like a big commitment
>>70584954
i wish

odd how local pizza joints are so cheap in the uk but the chains are so expensive

i can get a large dominos with any toppings for $7.99

>>70584942
Can't this weekend, raiding with my guild :^)

>>70584979
Think she was speaking to me mate

>>70584942
Nonce.

>>70585009
because the US subsidies its corn and shit so much

>>70585025
*observes your awkward manner and poor fashion sense*

doubt it mate

>>70585009
hmm yes it costs 7.95 for their traditional range pizzas here with a coupon
but thats pick up
12.95 for delivery

>>70585025
Can we just go halfsies and have a threesome?

>>70585076
*virgin walks away with tears streaming down my face*

>>70584942
*screams and runs away*

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>>70585027
>tee hee, anon i'm 23

>>70584942
yes but only if there's a cute feminine dick under there

>>70585036
there's no corn in pizza dough mate it's made from flour

>>70585094
Dominos in Australia do tiny pizzas though.

enoch powell was right about everything

nobody fucking listened

>>70585124
that was covered in the "and shit" part doofus

>>70585129
well 1 of them and a garlic bread and i'm stuffed so they're fine for me

>>70585156
Enoch was a clown

>>70585156
JUDAS WAS PAID

>>70584942
Nah, I'm too insufferable to want around, you must have a nasty ulterior motive
whatever ill intentions you have, you'll have to exact them without me

>>70585209
Janny must be jealous

>>70585249
is he a crippled now?

>>70585199
>t. abdul abdirahman

a mudshit should not be the leader of one of the most powerful cities in the world that exists in a white country

jon tron is a shit lord

>>70585120
fantastic post

>>70585310
The UK is not a designated white country.

nobody is in the house
I can wear my new skirt

>>70585249
i still don't get the little peck at the start

>>70585249
That first hit was fuckin' pathetic mate

need a tall wife to bear tall children with

>>70585378
pics teehee x

Playing RE7 and it is spooky as fuck

>>70585199
enoch hated americans

Why does no one talk about how the countries in trumps ban are countries Obama listed as potential terrorist threats

lmao how did I only hear about Trump's holocaust comment now

he's operating on a level we can't comprehend

>>70585427
kill yourself pirate scumbag

>>70585313
Been listening to that live stream the past couple days. Its fantastic. Finally people are fighting back against sjw fascists.

>>70585417
same, 6' minimum

>>70585249
where can i find this rare hardcore breed of deano

>>70585365
>The UK wasn't founded by whites


You have to go back Paki cunt. The UK belongs to White Britons.

absolutely hate that bruno mars song
its so boring why is it so popular

>>70585463
just bee yourself.

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>>70585498
>britons
>white

umm sweetie the native british celts had dark eyes and dark hair

>>70585461
I find 5.5" is enough for me. It's girth that matters more than thickness anyway

>>70585499
Because pop songs are planned to top the charts before they're even released. It's all strategic marketing and paying tons of money radio stations to play their garbage and pretend like "oh wow look at this great discovery"

>>70585558
>not knowing the difference between ' and "
you're embarrassing yourself you kangaroo fucking retard

>>70582095
Seems okay. Although less power to the central bank, and although I would allow faggots of all varieties to marry, I would certainly not allow them to have children.

>>70584504
I haven't used tissues in about 4 years now.
Soap + Water and your own hand are all the ingredient you need for a bum you could eat off

>>70585313
Jon just panders to whatever the internet mainly agrees with desu. He was a lefty when on GG and it was popular.
>>70585460
What livestream?

What does the colloquial verb "fatkid" mean in British English ? Example: "Don't fatkid me"

>>70584942
nah sorry too busy complaining i'm a spastic on a chinky cartoon forum this weekend