ITT: Rate all of your country's neighbors

>>70580314
>Cambodia
Cool.
>Laos
Very cool.
>China
Fugg.

>>70580314
We won't pay reparations for 1648

>>70580314
All of them are nuke ASAP tier.

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Greece is surrounded by 0/10 countries.

>>70580314
Ahem... Where do I start....

>Germany
Autistic, introvert and workaholic brother. Still like them a lot though.
>Belgium
Bastard edgy child, often bantered.

>>70580314
>Andorra
cheap tobacco and tyres

>Morocco
Their immigrants are shit tier but at least they kick the shit out of subsaharan immigrants

>France
It's like witnessing the creation of Al-Andalus 2.0

>Portugal
It's that grey thing next to Spain that we see when watching the weather forecast on tv

>Belgium
We make fun of them, but they're nice guys

>Luxembourg
Rich people, good wage for people living on the border, cheap cigarets

>Germany
Officially our best ally but I don't trust them. Cheap cigarets and free speed autobahns. Also their cities are clean, but german are autistic

>Switzerland
Rich people, good wages, they don't like us cause we take their jobs. Everything is expensive

>Italy
I like them, some french are still butthurt for 2006 tho'.

>Monaco
Rich guys, prince and casino

>Spain
Probably our least hated neighbour, most french people either like them or don't care. Seen as cool guys who do fiesta and siesta all days.

>Andorra
Cheap cigarets

Overseas
>Brazil
French people are huge brazilboos

>Suriname
No one know they exist, but they come to french guiana and do crime

>>70580314
>New Zealand
East Australia. Poorer, less free, love wall-jumping over here. Shitty.

>East Timor
We saved their arses from genocide and they won't forgive us for it. Shitty.

>Indonesia
Like bordering Mexico except Muslim and more attempted genocides. Probably going to fall apart in the future if how the 90s went. Shitty.

>Papua New Guinea
Cannibalism, kuru, everything went to shit when we let it go free. Kicks up a stink about the mass killings in Western New Guinea but expects whitefellas to fix that for them too. Shitty.

>Solomon Islands
Same as New Guinea.

>Fiji and New Caledonia
Nice sights, shit people. Ok.

>>70580941
>New Caledonia
>shit people

you will never be a caledoboy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqmWnT68NvE

>>70580997
I am glad I will never be a confused seppo with a horse fetish.

>>70581039
u delet now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11MPsnS3T4

Speaking for (20% of) the Cambodian people:
Laos: Irrelevant but cool (they never invaded)
Thailand: Thieves, murderers, con men, shitlords
Vietnam: Assholes of the highest caliber stealing clay; soulless and greedy subhumans destroying forests and exporting shit products; millions of immigrants trying to do a Kampuchea Krom 2.0; KR enablers.

The other Cambodian are too poor or uneducated to give a shit.

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>>70581143
>vietnam
>khmer rouge enablers

Read a book you nigger

>>70581143
:')

>>70581173
He is kinda right through, we did support Khmer Rouge in the early years.

>>70580314
I love all our neighbor

>Malaysia
We have really similiar culture and language, they like our brother
>Singapore
Can be bit arrogant sometimes since they really rich, but I still love them
>Papua New Guinea
Cute abo, pretty harmless, I love them
>Australia
Can be pretty tsundere sometimes, really like bantering us, but deep down we know they love us
>East Timor
Our cute little neighbor, they are still baby so we need to take care of them

>>70580314
>but poorer,
You're not much richer.
>dumber,
Their elites were executed.

>>70581326
t. Johann Stanislavsson

>>70581173
That's rich, coming from an underage and uneducated Colgate salesman.

It's true people don't realize it was Sihanouk who actually helped to the fuckers to get grounds, then China who provided the crazy murderous ideology.

>>70580314
>Germany
9/10
>Check
7/10
>Slovakia
6/10
>Bydlo
2/10
>Belarus
4/10
>Lithuauania
4/10
>Cunt
0/10
>Baltic Sea
10/10 would throw eastern slavs in it

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>Polen
Thieves, they even stole our lands
A good portion of them is nationalistic tough

>Tschechien
Gib back sudeten

>Österreich
Either join us or form austro-hungary YOU CAN'T HAVE NEITHER YOU FOOL

>Schweiz
sometimes i dream we could split switzerland between france, italy and us

>Frankreich
I have morbid fantasies about torturing those ugly frogs
Gib back elsass-lohtringen

>Lützelburg
i dont care about them, its a cultural center for western europe i guess

>Belgien
Same as switzerland, split it between netherlands, france and germany

>Niederlande
Our unique brother, 17tes bundesland

>Dänemark
I dont care they took half of schleswig, i wish for them to be great again (please retake your lands in southern sweden)

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Czechs are qt

>>70580314
>Canada
Most of them are okay but they're very elitist and pretentious.
>Mexico
I unironically like Mexicans. There are some scummy criminal elements and border hoppers but the average normie Mexican is ok.

>Canada
I make fun of them a lot, but they're our brother country

>Mexico
I think that they haven't been good for us, as far as NAFTA or anything really, but I don't hate Mexico

I don't know enough Mexicans or Canadians to evaluate them as people

>>70581932
>Poland invades itself

>Russia
9/10 I'm a Russoboo.
>China
3/10 often stupid, sometimes nice.
>Taiwan
9/10 very friend. thanks for just existing.
>Philippine
8/10 girls have better looks in average than ours. Also Duterte is my trend.
>Best Korea
0/10 you could be kidnapped by them as long as you were a Jap.
>Worst Korea
1/10 simply a hostile cunt.

>>70580314
>Norway
Rich, beautiful nature. We don't care about them, they don't seem to care about us.

>Finland
Butthurt, but people in Russia like them Very similar to us in some aspects.

>Estonia
Fascist, butthurt.

>Latvia
Very fascist, very butthurt.

>Lithuania
see Estonia

>Poland
Hate us, we dislike them as well.

>Belarus
Best ally, potatoland. Lukashenko is a living meme.

>Ukraine
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>Abkhazia
A popular vacation spot, good nature.

>Georgia
Wine, mountains, sheepfuckers. Pretty good despite conflicts between us.

>South Osetia
No idea desu.

>Kazakhstan
Second best ally, best of -stans. A good third part of it is basically Russian clay.

>China
Good ally, cheap things. But fuck you for killing rare animals for mug medicine.

>Mongolia
No idea. They are probably the most irrelevant country in the entire Asia.

>North Korea
Fuck dictators, fuck socialism, and fuck Putin for spending so much our money helping this shithole.

>>70580314
France: the cooler version of us, at least before it became an Emirate
Switzerland: they hate us because we take their jobs
sLOVEnia: they hate us because of Trieste but we don't care about them
Austria: probably hate us as well

Tolerable: Romania
Shit: Everyone else
Cockroach tier: Albania

>>70582328
which means civil war

>>70582547
Forgot
>Azerbaijan
I hate muslims, thank god they stopped coming here en masse. But I heard they are pretty rich and nice as far as muslim shithole goes.

And for marine borders

>Japan
Best cuntry, much anime, great manga.

>USA
86% of Russians hate them, but I'm not one of them. Interesting nature for sure, that's all I care about.

>>70582594
I thought Italia is more cooler,
we are more bitchy

>>70582547
>fascist
It seems like you are, not them

France is the only remarkable one.

>>70582638
Hyyy, я бы нe cкaзaл, чтo 86. Aмepикaнцы нaм кyдa бOльшиe бpaтyшки, нeжeли бaттхepтящиe pycoфoбы-гeйpoпeйцы.

>Canada
They're good when they aren't the SJW type. Been there a lot I like Canada. Quebecers are scummy though.

>Mexico
Mad that we're finally doing something about the illegal immigration. I've been there it's ok.

>Russia
funny guys, bizarro usa

>>70582678
People yes, we're nicer, but as a country France is better

>>70582547
>Fuck dictators, fuck socialism

>says dictators and socialism are shit
>calls China good ally
...

>>70582686
Estonians and Latvians literally have parades praising nazi officers.
Russians know no difference between nazi and fascists, so we call them balts-fascists.

>America
literally the same people on the northern half, southern half is a bit weird

>>70582758
China is not a dictatorship and is only socialist on paper. Nowhere near North Korea tier.
Of course it would be better if they were a capitalist democracy, but it's their choice.

>>70582761
They only honor their ancestors who fought against commie invaders

>>70582742
it's how we run things, for example you have very rich culture and historical sites as good as France (if not better) but it's so bad organized

would love to live in Piedmonte though, it's only 3 hours drive from my home

>Indonesia
Seem pretty cool. They're muslims though. An unforunate thing.
>Malaysia
Indifferent really. They're not muslims right?
>Vietnam
Indifferent. But I like Vietnam war movies if that matters.
>Thailand
Weren't they selling wives? Do they still do that? Other than that, I don't know much.


>China
Bully in the alley. But at least they're investing stuffs. I still hate them though.
>Japan
They're pretty cool

>>70582843
>Russians praise their Soviet ancestors
>why are so evil Russia, you live in the past, stop praising criminals and dictators!

>Latvians and Estonians praise their Nazi ancestors
>wow, so cool, you honor your ancestors who fought for freedom!

>>70582819
>China is not a dictatorship
This is troll, right?

>>70582917
They weren't exactly pro-nazi. But in that war you had to choose a side: either germans or soviets, no third option.
And today they have soviet parades, mind you

>>70582926
It's a one-party system afaik. Still, they deserve to get nuked.

>Ireland
Good lads. Sorry for the whole potato famine thing. Also, you can have the north back if you want, can't say I care for it

>>70580314
>Brazil
Bro country, similar culture
>Ecuador
Same landscapes and climate, a bit less developed and poorer but still good lads
> Panama
Literally our shopping mall. It's still a department of Colombia
>Venezuela
Same people, same customs. Although it is a bit more violent. Top lads
> Peru
Yeah, great ancient culture but overall I have mixed feelings. I went to Lima once and didn't enjoy it too much. Too much litter on the street and quite poor, hope it's better now though

>France: meh. They sell us electricity and burn down our trucks.
>Morocco: being an islamic country it could be way way worse 2bh as they are one and probably the only functional country of northern africa.
>Portugal: who?

>>70582911
>They're not muslims right?
They are dummy

>>70583103
Lmaoing at this post

>more violent
>poorer

So they have 150 murders a day rather than 149 and making $200 a year rather than $201?

>>70582328
>>70582625
but we win : 3

>>70583177
Venezuela's crime rate is almost 4 times higher than Colombia's and even though Ecuador is definitely safer than this country, they make less money on average. We used to be one single country anyways, so any rivalry among us is kind of pointless and we all get along really well in real life.

>>70580314
Ohhhh
> Norway
The best country to move if you don't hot weather. The nature, the culture, people all is(are?) perfect. Also mountains hikings are awesome.
> Finland
To angry people. I can understand why they hate us, though. Heh.
Also it has awesome music.
> Estonia
Don't know anything. Too slow countr...
> Litva & Lithuania
Meh
> Poland
Vodka, carp baths and tons of piuoses. Still shit-tier.
> Belarussia
BUUUUL'BA
> Ukraine
War, salo, nice porn
> Georgia
Good wine and LAVASH
> Azerbaijan Kazahstan, China, Mongolia
Meh. Too shit-tier
> North Korea
Stalin with narrow eyes, nukes.

>>70582761

>fascist

Well yes, my dear Igor, we are very fascist.
Let me tell you about baltic traditions nowadays:


We murder russians on the second monday of every month.
Every school has a big 10x10 meter parade portrait of Adolf Hitler in the main hall.
Also all russians who live here have to have a big backwards R tattooed on their forehead so we'd know who to kill on those festive mondays.

>Spain
Nowadays we don't care that much about Spain. It's a mix of rival and friend. Our cultures are quite different taking in consideration our closeness. Also, they are way, way louder and we are not the quietest bunch.

>Morocco
People used to go there a lot for tourism. Other than that people don't really care and the morocans emigrate to Spain

All our neighbours are cute :3

>>70583283
x
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>>70583484
I already knew it

>>70583168
I thought they were into Buddha or something

Fug someone already made the ebin Nazipost under my flag before a normal one could be posted.. well.

>Denmark
Richer, happier, prouder and basically one of the best countries on earth.
There is no reason to dislike.

>Netherlands
Best Neighboor, bros.
Supreme Infrastructure, diggable beaches and the only place that comes to my mind whose modern architecture has more good looking houses then shit looking ones. Like to haggle.

>Belgium
A curious confederation of smaller countries, a mini EU so to speak which makes it not suprising that they turned out like they are now.

>France
Socialist, unruly and proud of it.
Closest of all eurocountries to its past colonial character and is one of the two last worthwhile militaries in europe judging by how enthusiastically they bombed ghaddaffis Tanks and dragged us into Mali.
Very cultured and its a pleasure to go there though, also a window into our future in terms of immigration and demography which means utterly fuckd.

>Luxenburg
Meme-neighboor no1
Can into space.

>Liechtenstein
Meme-neighboor no2.
Germans in denial.
Taxhaven.

>Swizz
Our lefties hate them for being gun toting patriots who vote for outrageous things such as banning minarets.
Means they do a lot right, probably the freest country on earth.
Their well deserved arrogance gets nullified by their funny german.

>Italy
Corrupt, messy and loud but beautiful. Extroverted and kind people.
In general the best mediterran country you can share a border with.

>Austria
Our celtic brothers.
Extension of Bavaria.

>Tcechs
From all slavs they are most similar to us. Great beer. In terms of wealth and demography they are some decades behind us which is a blessing and a curse. They have still some options open for their future.

>Poles
More distant slavs.
We wont like us truly for the next 50 years cuz history, indeed butthurt. Their diaspora are bros. No2 of competent militarys. Best mix of conservatism and individuality in all of europe. Great blackmetal&Craftsmen.

>>70585037
:^3

>>70585037
you'll stop laughing after we've started mining on asteroids
http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidschrieberg1/2017/01/24/asteroid-mining-the-next-grand-venture-of-tiny-luxembourg/#670f44be4c1a

Worst neighbour ever

Italy here

> France
Our latin bros, some people here consider them a bit arrogant, but the average french is ok. There's always some friendly banter when it comes to sports, art and food, still they are our fratelli and we'll always have a special relationship with them.

> Austria
A slightly nicer version of Germany. They don't consider us that much I guess. Cool people. You can have South Tyrol back anytime.

> Switzerland
Italian swiss is nice, although small and irrelevant. The average swiss isnt really happy with us and the french, since we are stealing their jerbs. Oh well.

> Slovenia and Croatia
Never met a slovenian in my life. Croatians are fine, although a bit colder than I expected, since we are both a mediterranean country. Gib back Istria pls, Italy would have a much more aesthetic shape with it

> San Marino
I had a wonderful holiday there with my gf, the view from Mount Titano is simply breath taking, 10/10 would visit again anytime.

> the Vatican
The new pope is cool, I guess

>>70585700
underated

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>>70581435
It was the american bombing that allowed the KM to come to power, the Vietnamese had littel to do with it.

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>>70582547
>putinland calling anyone else fascist.

>>70580503
100% true. I like this anon.

>Slovenia
Good friends and benign, but sometimes politically frustrated over clay (that is not theirs) so they have a hissy fit. Good thing it's only political flailing or we'd get mad at them.

>Hungary
Good friends, fun banter, brothers in arms. Still distrust them a little bit.

>Serbia
Neighbour you regularly have great times with but he will never trust since he's always mad when he remembers you're supposedly a crypto fascist.

>Bosnia
Cancer, kill it with fire.

>Herzegovina
Rightful clay.

>Montenegro
What even is this non country. At least they're polite and a non issue.

Bonus:
>Italy
You're never taking our clay ever again. No you don't.

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>>70581174
Different Cambodian here.

From my understanding, most of the hate seems to be directed towards your government rather than the people itself.

Kampuchea Krom 2.0 is a genuine fear, and is one that probably won't go away anytime soon. I personally like the Vietnamese if that's any help. Though the immigrants along our borders do make me a little skittish. :(

>Europe
The fact that we border Europe proves that God hates us. Fuck Europe.
>Ukraine/Belarus
Literally same shit as us
>Caucasus
Georgia is based, Armenians are alright, Azeris are tolerable
>Kazakhstan
qt grills, decent people
>Mongolia
Pretty chill, I don't remember the last time I heard any news from Mongolia
>China
Russians and Chinese like each other
>North Korea
The border is tiny and there are no particular problems with them, as far as I know

>>70580314
>Pookistan
Cancerous

>China
Cancerous

>Nepal
Cancerous

>Bangladesh
Cancerous

>Burma
Cancerous

>Bhutan
Bro-tier and only good neighbor

>Sri Lanka
Okay

>>70580314

>Germany

Cool neighbours, I like it. 9/10

>Czech

Funny language, quite liberal country, similar to us, but more scared and fearful. 8/10

>Slovakia

Similar language, nice mountains. 7/10

>Ukraine

They hate us. Dangerous country, poor shithole. 1/10

>Belarus

They like us, we like them. Good people. 8/10

>Lithuania

Nice capital. Small country. 5/10

>Russia

Good people at heart. Funny guys. But fucking embargo. 7/10

>>70580314

> Liechtenstein

Little brother, absolutely god-tier. Life quality as high as in Switzerland.

> Austria
Poorer Wannabee-Alps version of us. Great sense of humor though. Wouldn't call them rival because we mop the floor with them in absolutely every category.

> Germany

Literally second world from our view. Country of origin of most of our immigrants, hence not liked much. Also Merkel/EU thing makes us hate them even more.

> France

Retarded older brother that still lives at home and will never be as successful as us. God-tier cities and culture though.


> Italy

Friendly and cheerful bro that is always short on money and is sometimes a leech because of that, but we still like him because of his southern chill and temper. God-tier food and beaches.

Last time I checked the map your country didn't have a border with Albania. Kosovo has a border though, anon.

>>70586007

Nobody is going to listen or care about a Dutch's opinion on Cambodia over a Cambodian's

>>70587412

meant for

>>70582608

I would love to see a south korean posting on this thread.

>New Zealand
Pretty much Australia with a pacific Islander twist. Weird accents. Beautiful landscapes. Flooding Brisbane.

>Papua New Guinea
Cannibals, all around third worlders but at least they are Christian and some of them are alright. Helped Australian troops in WWII against Japs

>Indonesia
Literal worst neighbours. There are no two countries as close as Australia and Indonesia that are so different politically, culturally and ethnically. Get butthurt over every apparent "offense", but they do have to deal with the subhuman trash of Australia in Bali so I sympathise with them a little.

>East Timor
We helped them get independence from Indonesia and now we are in a dispute over an oil field.

>Singapore (not really a neighbour)
Pretty based and rich, considering its neighbours. Lots of them come here. Authoritarian, not much free speech permitted.

Feels good not having any land borders, so maritime borders:

>Papua New Guinea
our territory
>New Zealand
our territory
>Indonesia
mostly our territory (keep the shitty muslim away parts tho)
>random Pacific islands
all our territory
>Antarctica
our territory
>East Timor
our territory

>Finland
>Norway
>Denmark

Literally the three best countries in the world to have has neighbors. I have nothing really bad to say about any of them outside of brotherly banter.

>>70586916
Well it is not only Cambodians, many Vietnamese hate the government too.

>>70581301
>our brother
sister. SISTER.

>>70587648
>mentioning Singapore ever
Please go back to China, chink hapa.

>>70587648
>There are no two countries as close as Australia and Indonesia that are so different politically, culturally and ethnically

USA and Mexico?

>>70580314
>germany
ok
>czech
ok
>slovakia
ok
>ukraine
some are ok
>belarus
idk
>russia
some are ok
>lithuania
some are not ok

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>Netherlands
Old deluded gramps that thinks his country is still a superpower. Good banter, get salty really easily and are freakishly tall in the north.
Seriously I studied in Utrecht for a year and the people there are fucking giants, even the girls. I'm 1.84 and always felt confident about my height here but all of that confidence was destroyed there.
>Wallonia
Lazy leeches, live off our money. Filled with immigrants.
>France
They're OK. At least they banter Wallonia too.
>Luxembourg
Cute German-Portuguese proxy state.
>Germany
Weird autists but I like them.
>England
Funny banter boys but unfortunately they hate us :( Can be really good company.

>Canada
Best ally ever famalam. Largest completely unprotected border in history. That should give you your answer. The people can be elitist though, I truest don't understand this "nice Canadian" meme. I've personally never, ever seen it in my 35 years living in New England.
>Mexico
It's basically like living next to the phillipenes or something. I don't care but it royally pisses me off that signs are starting to have English AND Spanish on it. I mean, how would you feel about having a foreign language on your milk products, cereal, automated telephone receivers etc.
>Russia?
0/10 they fucked up post WWII soooooo bad. If they just shared the power with us we would rule the world and nobody could ever stop us.
>Caribbean islands n shit
Great vacation destination and a place to drop some sperm in.

>>70588298
>It's basically like living next to the phillipenis or something
I feel you bro.

>>70587883
Most of young generation here have never heard of Vietnam, but old people remember you being brother socialist country and solidarity with Vietnamese people against US imperialism or some shit like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CiILMQD7Q8

>>70580314

Albania: well, what can you say about Albania at this point that fellow Europeans already don't know about since they've been flooding all countries nowdays.
0/10

Fyrom: apart from the name thing I don't know anything else about them.
6.5/10

Bulgaria: they've been flooding us, especially with gypsies
5/10

Turkey: well you all know about Turkey
I'll give them 1 point just because they don't come here as immigrants

1/10

Germany

They are alright , the ones living between Bitburg and Luxembourg are pratically Luxembourgers because they talk a very similar dialect

France

Room for improvement but it all depends in which direction you go , the french that used to be luxembourgish Thionville ect have a very ... 3rd worlderish
lifestyle but Metz people are cool

Belgians

I like Belgians but it all depends on the region , Arlonese are ok , everything between Arlon and Brussels is a complete wasteland , the german speaking minority is super qt and the flemish are nice people , they just have the tendency to mistake us for walloons which brings us to the point that the flemish tend to be super butthurt about "muh free vlaanderen"

Honorary Neighbour
The Netherlands
They are like the flemish but less walloonophobe

>>70580314

>Hungary

Autistic neighbour, they're usually nice and silent so nobody minds them. Their minority is best minority.

>Romania
Best neighbour, never had any problems with them throughout history.

>Bulgaria
Autistic tryhards, but pretty based.

>Macedonia
Serbo-Bulgarian clusterfuck that got infested with Albanians. God help them, they're usually good lads.

>Albania
Kill! Maim! BURN!

>Montenegro
Bros, our clay.

>Bosnia
Non-country.

>Croatia
Evil brother.

I like them all, Uruguay the best.

>spain
thinks popped collars are cool
stereotipically loud and obnoxious but I've met bro tier people (mostly from galiza)

>andorra
snow and cheap electronics

>france
where our cousins live.

portuguese emmigrants in france come in the summer and they are a wierd bunch.
>Speak fractured portuguese
>wear red/portuguese national football team t shirts
>have big rental french SUV's or BMW's and suck at driving
>white nigger son and slutty daughter is a must. >Also they like the kind of music that makes most people cringe.
>in general they are muh heritage tier but don't know about the culture and since they stimulate the economy with french euros everyone pretends they are right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx_OALoIrj8

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>>70588151
I used to rule the world trade, you know...

>>70589107
Sit down gramps i've heard all your stories about the VoC already

>>70587191

> mfw from a swiss perspective every other country is a 2nd world shithole

Really makes you think

>>70580314
>Russia
We tend to like Russian people a lot and consider them to have similar souls to us, although we don't agree with Russia's politics in Eastern Europe. 6/10
>Lithuania
Our ex-colony, which is very butthurt towards us for no reason whatsoever. Medias report that they don't treat Poles too well. 4/10
>Belarus
The closest non-Poles to us when it comes to language and culture. They seem to be friendly and sympathetic, and have never done anything wrong. 9.5/10
>Slovakia
Rural Czechs, less arrogant and friendlier, can't say much about them, many people go there for skiing. 8/10
>Czechia
Czechs are cute and funny, although they sometimes get mad at us, but not without reason. Their speech is hilarious so you can't not enjoy talking with them. 8/10
>"germany"
0/10

>>70580314
Poland 4/10-stupid, religious fanatics, nacionalistic

Slovakia 7/10- not real nation but they are ok

Germany 7/10- friendly but stupid and naive

Austria 5/10- arrogant assholes but nice mountains

>Nicaragua
Shitty people, nice landmarks
>Panama
Bro tier

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>>70590781
>Germany 7/10- friendly but stupid and naive
>Austria 5/10- arrogant assholes but nice mountains

You know old saying--Germans by themselves are harmless jolly peasant with beer steins. We know who real evil is.

>sweden
Gay, snobby, unlikable, but our coexistance is all about banter and little brother complex. We copy them in everything and its honestly in news if we manage to do better than them, literally "FINLAND WON SWEDEN IN HOCKEY" or "WE MIGHT JUST BE BETTER THAN SWEDEN IN THIS THING OR THAT THING"

>norway
Nothing bad to say about them, nobody ever mentions them though. Best neighbor 10/10

>estonia
Booze/10, its like finland 90 years ago. Cheap labor

>russia
We are obglied to hate them since birth also really shady and dangerous neighbor

>Brazil
Bros

>Ecuador
Bros

>Venezuela
Bros but fucked up country

>Peru
Bros but kinda meh

>Panama
Meh

>Poland
niggers

>Czechia
niggers

>Austria
niggers

>Hungary
niggers

>Ukraine
turboniggers

>>70591472
>also really shady and dangerous neighbor
You had it easy, Pekka. At least you never have misfortune of Russians actually occupying your cunt and imposing their idea of "government" on you.

>>70583690
>It's a mix of rival and friend
No one see you as rivals.We cheer for you in the Euros and stuff when we get eliminated.Most people see Portugal as a retarded little brother

>>70591608
The best part about cutting off our "tail" here back in 90s was that it ensures we do not have border with Ukraine.

>>70580314
>Egypt
1/10
>Jordan
3.5/10
>Syria
2/10
>Lebanon
Depends where, ranges from 1/10 to 5/10

>Guatemala
Like our little brothers, dangerous criminals little brothers, but we love them nowadays
>Belize
I believe half of the people on this country haven't thought about them a single time on their lifes
>USA
We live paranoic enough that someday they'll get mad or get a psycho president and annex another part of the country. Half is some of the nicest people on Earth and the other half are ignorant scumbags.
Imagine living next to a guy who is know to destroy dudes in the middle of nowhere freaking far away from their homes and they suddenly give you a mean look. Yeah, we feel pretty good right now

>Hungary
Historic oppressors
>Romania
Current oppressors
>Serbia
Destroyed A-H right when it was about to become a federation, dislike them for that
>Ukraine
Don't care

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>>70591613
I went to karelia and it was like a time had stopped in 1944, they sure have weird idea about governing and developing

>>70591840
Israel seems to be only cunt in the world where it's impossible to step across border into neighboring countries without being killed instantly.

>Argentina, Uruguay
Love them, the best people of the continent

>Colombia
Bros

>Bolivia, Paraguay
Close the borders please, they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, fuckin indios

>Venezeula
Nuke-tier

>Peru
OK, I guess

>Suriname, Guyanas
Literal whos

>>70581143
i'm sorry

>>70587971
Not even close. Both are majority Christian, both have significant European influence (I know Indonesia was colonised by the Dutch but they left limited influence).

>>70592007
>fuck, gommunism is absolute shit from hell let's reform system and make it _slightly_ more humane
>Ivan: What you say, Czech-kun? You say gommunism is shit from hell?
>No we're still of gommie we just want to reform system a little, say call it something like "socialism with human face"
>Ivan: Uh oh, we'd better liberate you from fascism. This reform socialism is aggressive act against Soviet people.
...

>>70585037
>>Italy
>neighbor

>>70587191
>Poorer Wannabee-Alps version of us.
Austria has much more km2 of the Alps than little Switzerland

>USA

I've met many Americans IRL and they were fairly nice people, but you need to stop scapegoating us for your own problems.

>Belice

Don't care, never even met anyone from there.

>Guatemala

Small Mexico

>>70583406
> Uruguay
The same people like us. Top great bro tier
> Brazil
Great bro. Brazil and Argentina will make Mercosur/Mercosul great again
> Paraguay
They invade us with thousands of (illegal) immigrants and cause crimen, mafias, drugs and those shits.
> Bolivia
Same as Paraguay
> Chile
Mixed feelings
> Malvinas
Butthurt guys

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fug....

>>70582708
>>70582638
>I hate muslims
ur cont hase more muslims than all of western Europe and you cant kick them out, also there is more muslims in Moscow than in entire Britan

north korea
they are bros

japan
subhumans

china
literally masterrace, i wish i were chinese.

taiwan
should be annexed by china t b h

russia
have no idea but they have many qts so i love it.

>>70594543
Hmm.............

>Perú
I can't hate Peru I like llamas too much. Peruvians insulting chileans on youtube comments make me cringe tho
>Bolivia
annoying Incas I don't care if they're nuked
>Argentina
love/hate relationship. They're annoying too but also the first ones to help Chile in a catastrophe

>>70594646
So? I should now love muslims because they invade my country like cockroaches?

>>70594738
North Korea
I'd say your "rebel brother" instead

>>70594887
>they invade my country
Ivan stop act white.
You invaded their countries, they are natives in russia your not.

>>70593521

> talks about fucking MOUNTAINS
> mentions area instead of fucking HEIGHT

Austrias "mountains" are literally babby-tier, their highest peak is 3000-somewhat meters, while we have more than 40 peaks over 4000, including the single most iconic mountain in the world, the matterhorn

>>70580503
Drenthe pls

>>70595101
>matterhorn
I can think of at least 4 mountains more iconic than that.

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>>70580314
England: 1667 best year of my life
Belgium: 1831 worst year of my life
Germany: Gib Moresnet
Weird Island Nations our Caribbean territories border: Gib clay

>>70595311
arent u just brainwashed krauts ?

>>70580736
>Also their cities are clean
L.O.L. no

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they're meh tier
except serbshitia
raid and nuke that wasteland out the map and balkans becomes a more progressive place
as a bonus everyone gets more sea access

>>70595101
>single most iconic mountain in the world
That delusion
>their highest peak is 3000-somewhat meters
There are hundreds of 3000m mountains in Austria

Austria: Big brother who taught us everything
Italy: Cute tsundere
Croatia: Friendly rival
Hungary: Mysterious neighbour

>Uruguay
Is like seen myself in a mirror, rightfull claim
>Paraguay
Crime, drug, ilegal inmigration, is like our little mexico
>Bolivia
CRUSH THEM WITH NO SURVIVERS
>Chile
Good guys, developed as us, cheap electronic
>Brazil
Historical Rival but i like them and Maradora is greatest than Pele

>>70587191
>> France
>
>Retarded older brother that still lives at home and will never be as successful as us. God-tier cities and culture though.
>
>
>> Italy
>
>Friendly and cheerful bro that is always short on money and is sometimes a leech because of that, but we still like him because of his southern chill and temper. God-tier food and beaches.


actually these countries have a higher median wealth per capita than """rich""" Switzerland

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult

>>70580314
Russia: Shit
Turkey: Shit
Azerbaijan: Shit with Oil
Armenia: Super shit

>>70596194
What about Abkhazia and South Osetia.

>>70596325
wha ? never heard of them what is south ossetia ?

>Sweden
Bros despite rivalry, closed their borders after too many mohammeds = high bro tier
>Norway
highest bro tier, perfect neighbour, similar culture, similar language
>Germany
shit tier country, hopefully will stop being merkelstan after elections

>>70596325
We are speaking about countries not proxy regions of Russia

>Uruguay
Same culture and people. Little Argentina. Our biological brother.

>Chile
The guy who steal our Copa América. But he's cool, and a expert of surviving to catastrophes. Also he's rich and developed.

>Paraguay, Bolivia
niggas, criminality, drug dealers, but also people who want to work honestly (i guess).

>Brazil
Our bully in football. He always want to remember us things like "Pele > Maradona", "5 world cups" and more. But he's cool, has great beaches, beautiful women and nice music

>Argentina
Best friend that we have a healthy rivalry with. 9/10
>Uruguay
Nice people, doesnt show up often though. 8/10
>Paraguay
We beat them up very hard in the past, things were starting to improve recently though. 6/10
>Bolivia
Retarded friend nobody likes to be associated with. 1/10
>Peru
Like bolivia, but a little bit better. 3/10
>Colombia
Bros. 7/10
>Venezuela
Used to be bros like Colombia, but its like that friend that after he got into college he started to develop some radical commie ideas and got himself fucked up. 4/10
>the guyanas
?????????

>>70588733
>Autistic tryhards
the fuck
how are we tryhards

>>70591608
>>70591814
whats wrong with ukrainians

>>70591840
This but switch Egypt and Syria

>>70580314
Slovenia - good
Serbia - good
Hungary - good
Montenegro - good
Bosnia - good
Italia (sea border?) - good

i'm good with everyone, but we all will never be as i want us to be cause of politics. In general, situation is like this. Every Slovene, Serb, Bosniak and Croat would be good if they meet somewhere outside this shitty balkan, they would be best friends, only exception is if they meet in groups, then they would probably try to break each-others teeths. We all like the same things, pretty much same sense of humour, we like the same sports, same music in general, same food, etc.. In foreign country we would be separated only on sunday when it's time to go to church. I know cause i met a lot of Serbs when i was in Canada, top lads

>>70598379
Why countries of balkans always fight each other like autistic bros?
I'm fucking tired of croatians, serbs, albanians and bosnians fighting each other in fb pages like "This is Europa" or "I fucking love maps".

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Greece: Have our genes and our lands :DDD
Bulgaria: Poor gypsies
Georgia: Country of cheap whores and alcohol
Armenia: "Roaches killed my grandfather halb EU :("
Azerbaijan: Shia Turks
Iran: Shitskins who think they aren't
Syria: Jihadist refugees

>>70598671
>implying latinos aren't worse

>>70598671
Yeah, facebook is really unbearable when it's about those things. Bunch of fucking retards. Idk, one more generation of kids needs to grow up in order to get things settled. Every other 20yrish person in Croatia has a relative who participated in the war in 90s, and someone who died. It's just fucked up, i don't know what more to say.

Kosovo: Chimps/apes islamic terrorists

Albania: Ok lads

Bulgaria: Blood brothers and otherwise niggers and criminals

Greece: Trying to ruin our relations for no reason, ok country good people

Serbia: We've grown the most similar to them, well liked here

>>70580314
>Argentina
Good
>Peru
Not good
>Bolivia
Horrible

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>>70581634
>Germany
>9/10

>>70582328
They felt left out so they want to do it too

Argentina: A good trade partner, that's it

Uruguay: Cisplatina

Bolivia: Build a fucking wall tier

Peru: Don't care much

Colombia: Nice lads. Just stop sending cocaine and guns, please

Venezuela: A fucking disaster

Guyana, Suriname and French Guyana: What is this?

>>70583484
Wtf I hat Estonia now.

>Hungary
The only neighbor that can be called civilized. The only civilized part of Serbia is the one that was stolen from Hungary.

>Romania
Supposedly our friends, although they did pretty much nothing to be called so, save for not taking Yugoslav Banat in 1941 (the data on the ethnic composition of Yugoslav Banat is usually omitted). They are also trying to force us to force the Vlachs to identify as Romanians, despite Vlach wishes.

>Bulgaria
A bunch of retards who don't have anything to do but glorify Bulgaria and try to prove they are better than all of their neighbors (save for Macedonia which is supposedly their clay).

>Macedonia
A bunch of disoriented Slavs. The reason of the disorientation is their ancestors being greedy opportunists who craved nothing but power and money and, naturally, remained without both.

>Albania
Wasteland with no civilized life in sight.

>Montenegro
Mini Serbia filled with opportunists and insufferable cunts. The country is divided between the Montenegrins (children of communist opportunists, various criminals, opportunists and their supporters), the Serbs (people too stupid to have any connections, but also various criminals) and national minorities (led by criminals). Also, a wasteland.

>Bosnia and Herzegovina
A clusterfuck of three "nations" that have no other business than to fight each other each day. Successfully returned to the status equal to that of the Austro-Hungarian colony thanks to that. The God really hates that land.

>Croatia
A bunch of "good" Catholics and supporters of a fascist ideology (both due to their ignorance and urge to discard any communist heritage). In contrast with the Serbs, they know how to build nation and state.

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>>70600357
You forgot Kosovo my dear friend.

>>70580314
Slovaks have already higher median incomes you retard.

>serbs have the iq of a pea and can't into geography
news at 24

>America
We'll give you Ontario and Quebec if you fuck off forever.

>>70581234

And then you removed them while America and China still supported them.

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> Belarus
6/10 Lukashenko is getting too annoying

> Norway

8/10

> Ukraine

4/10

> Finland

7/10 good guys

> Latvia

Fascists

> Estonia

Fascists

> Lithuania

good guys 6/10

> Poland

9/10 I am a polandboo

> Georgia

6/10 for Stalin

> Azerbaijan

churkas 6/10

> Kazakhstan

theyre ok 7/10

> Mongolia

10/10 great country

> China

8/10 Interesting country

> North Korea

10/10

> Japan

8/10

> USA

9/10

>>70596146
The retarded older brother who still lives at home with his parents is always more wealthier than the stressful small brother who work too much

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>>70580314
they're all terrific lads

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>Sweden
Ok I guess, mountains and more friendly people than here but also more refugees.

>Norway
Like Sweden, but cooler nature and more white people.

>Russia
Russia and putin bully us very much but Russians are nice guys, at least that I've met.

>Estonia
Cheap booze and very bro nation.

As native Slovak:

Czechs – (except of Moravians) fat, faggoty men with faggoty hairstyles, lower median income than us, arrogant people, lots of gay porn from there, czech girls eat turds for german porn producers, whores everywhere there, arrogant and ugly accent in Bohemia, incopetent to do hard work, most of czech men never visited gym, fanatic atheists, gay supporters, USA puppets, ugliest girls from slavic countries, hipsters, dying in Slovak tatras, biggest robbers from Europe by stats, socks with sandals, boys suck cock for few korunas on camera (suggest to search for czech hunter on youtube), venereal diseases

Ukraine – slavic brother

Poland – slavic brother, V4 brother

Hungary – V4 brother

Austra – Hitler

>>70602668
How are the relations between Evoland and Paraguay, both share a barely populated border after all.

>Norway
>Denmark
>Finland
Wouldn't have it any other way, the best

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>>70580314
you arrogant little shit

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>>70580314
They don't talk to us :(
>Belize
I believe they talk english (?), thus a wall in our interaction
>Guatemala
I don't know why, we just don't interact too often as much as we do with brazil or argentina or chile, etc.
>Cuba
Try to guess why
>USA
Take a fucking guess what our current relations are

>>70602329
Deal. Maybe we'll get enough liberals to get the rednecks out of power.

>>70580314
>Czech's
Literal autists, think too much of themselfs
>Austria
Pretty chill, too many arabs though
>Hungary
Chill aswell, know how to keep off dirty arabs
>Poland
bros and great majonez
>Ukraine
They like to smuggle shit cigarettes, but their chicks are pretty cute

>Uruguay
Cosy country. We share a beautiful border with them.
10/10

>Argentina
Besides on soccer (which I don't give a damn about), they're also good people and their country is good except for its economy.
10/10

>Paraguay
They used to sell a lot of contraband shit here, but still they're cool.
8/10 (btw sorry for the war we had)

>Bolivia
They're cool but there are way too many illegals here from Bolivia.
7/10

>Peru
No opinion about them.
?/10

>Colombia
They're good people, but they sneak in a lot of drugs here and their militias invade our forests.
6/10

>Suriname
>Guiana
>French Guiana
Literally who?


--

Sorry If I sounded too harsh, It's not my intention to offend you.

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>Norway
Top-tier never had a problem with em'
10/10
>Sweden
They keep making fun of the way we talk and they ruin their own country fucking us over with collateral but they can be bros if they want to.
7/10
>Germany
Cheap wares and okay people, if they tried to stop ruining Europe every 50 years that would be great.
7/10

Could've had much worse neighbours tbqh.

>>70585742
>latin bros

HISSSSSSSSSSSS

>>70580612
>It's that grey thing next to Spain that we see when watching the weather forecast on tv
Wow, it's a live feed.

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>>70585700

>>70580314
>Germany
Dum Dum dummmmmm.

The average German (excluding immigrants) is nice and friendly.

+craftsmanship

Current state: 6/10
Potential: 10/10

>Sweden

>I hate Sweden because of the past and their flag is a retarded Danish flag bandwagon

Seriously though, I like ethnic Swedes. One of the most friendly and outgoing people in the world.

+good genes

Current state: 6/10
Potential: 11/10

>Norway

Fjord niggers 3/10

I like Norwegians and they're not very different from Danish people.

+mountains and shiet

Current state: 7/10
Potential: 10/10

>Maldives
Okay people, beautiful place, a bit shame about the government being saudi arabia tier nutty islamist
a lot of them come here but its not really a problem apart from some of the druggies doing drug trade
>India
Quite a mixed bag but overall not particularly good neighbours given the whole funding separatist movements to execute a (failed) intervention to pull us closer into their orbit thing
if their government had it their way we'd probably be another nepal or bhutan completely depdendent on india economically and kept poor and undeveloped
didn't actually know many indians which is surprising, but the ones i did were generally alright

If they count;
>Pakistan
Another mixed bag; their government did support ours in the civil war when India didn't but then they go around funding terrorism and whatnot
Pakis are a bit overpatriotic of their meme country, too
>Bangladesh
nobody cares about Bangladesh

>>70602668
Paraguay seems to be marginally better than Bolivia, I'm all for Chaco War 2.0

>Germany
Economic powerhouse, best manufacturing country in the world and it keeps our trading economy afloat. Nice and hard working people but too many are apathetic to what's happening to their country demographically.
7/10 (9/10 in pre-Merkel times)

>Belgium
Beer, fries, Ardennes, cycling, nice cities. Great neighbors except for Br*ssels and the victim mentality of some Belgians.
8/10

>France (St. Maarten border)
To bring up a famous quote here: "France is an amazing country, too bad it's inhabited by the French". No but for real, beautiful country with some of the best food, historic towns and countryside out there, but I guess the people are too different from us. Still, a great holiday destination.

7.5/10

>Panama Good, they sell cheap tires

>Nicaragua Neutral, they eat a lot of reptiles

>Costa Rica
Bros. literally no one in here, hate them
>Colombia
Mixed feelings. Funny accent, hundreds come here every day(the poor ones). But I like arepas. It's funny how we separate from them without a single blood spilled, scared of only one gringo battleship. Bunch of pussys. Now you came here crawling for work kek

It's like the guy who holds a really raucous house party and your kids keep moving in with him.

>>70611520
Bonus:
>Rest of central america
Who?
>Venezuela
Kind of same as Colombia, but the one's I meet are nice, also better arepas and women

>>70611520
nobody cares about Bananama here. the fact that someone migrated there doesn't mean the rest of us care. your country is just too small and irrelevant.

>>70611745
>someone migrated
Almost 30000 of you come arepas, come every year, that's just the legal one's. I don't know what part of Colombia are you from. But the majority I see are from, Medellin, Cartagena and Barranquilla

>>70580314
>Canada:
Despite being liberal faggots, they're still our bros. Alberta is top-tier. Despite the Asian invasion, BC is fucking beautiful. I plan on visiting Quebec next.

>Mexico:
I've been to Cancun/Cozumel, Chihuahua, Colima, and Mexico City. Don't get me wrong, Mexico is a total shithole, but a lot of the Mexicans I've done business with are great people. They get a pretty bad rep for their diaspora, unfortunately.

Gorbonic nuclear holocaust

>>70580314
>Czechia
Faggots, cowards, whores and junkies, arrogant Sodom and Gomorrah, speak like manchildren cause they are that
>Slovakia
Non country with 3rd world gypsy towns
>germany
scum of the earth, world would be a better place if it never existed
>russia
they deserve all the suffering they get
>Belaruse
Cute and rustic
>Lithuania
Fake country stealing history from Belaruse
>No such Thing
>>>/x/

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>>70580314
>Argentina
They're all thiefs and always jealous of Uruguay being a little country that's much better than them, they're obsessed with being white too and they get really butthurt with us because they know we're a lot more white while not even caring.
We'll take care of them eventually, we can't do much nowadays even when they betray us but we'll do it eventually.

>Brazil
Beautiful country, problem is that it's full of brazilians and while a lot of them are beautiful people there's just too much violence for my taste. The crimes in brazil are horrendous, mutilation is a normal thing there, it's honestly too much for me. It talks about how far gone these people are

>Paraguay
Historically a great ally to us, lots of love to Paraguay bros. Nowadays they're a fascist shithole though and they have a lot of violence too but the people are lovely.

The rest are not neighbors of mine but one day someone will finally push Chile to the sea