/asean/

>>70577869
Poor girl tho, gonna be destroyed for years behind a keyboard by women who couldn't win a barangay beauty contest and foreveralone guys.
Very venus raj tier

pertamax gan

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Animeme

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Just sharing

I dont know why but i Cant stop laughing

>>70578137
Top kek

>>70578048
Is this the new anti manila butthurt tantrum?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2NWnfrcoYs
>malaxia

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there's literally nothing wrong with being whitewashed™

I fetishise Asian women.

Thoughts?

>>70578137
What a shame if that's a flip girl

As if our president doesn't look like one

>>70578285
Don't go to the Philippines with a filipina woman.
People will make fun of you two.
In here, a filipina with a male foreigner is an embarassment, but a filipino with a female foreigner is an achievement and an accomplishment.

I am a nigger

>>70578285
Then go to Malaysia
Its truly Asia

>>70578323
>People will make fun of you two.

That's part of my fetish

>>70578137
They shouldve hosted it in Sulu island to promote peace and integration

I have a tiny Indonesian kontol

>>70578435
we all do. unless you're talking about a micro benis, you might as well consider killing yourself if that's the case.

I have dominion over the Asian people.

>>70578352
If you want a filipina then make sure she's high quality, meaning she actually graduated college and has a good-paying job, or else you'll end up with a robot that will only "love" you for your money and your relationship with her will be stale as fuck.
I have never seen "true love" between a foreigner and a filipina before. It's always like a white pervert dating a brown robot slut.

>>70578524
domo arigato mr roboto

>>70578524
This

Brown monkey sluts are only after free citizenship and foreign money to funnel to her family

>>70578323
>guy dates a chink
yeah whatever
>guy dates korean gook
wow pare putangina nice moves bro
>guy dates jap
shieett bro anong gayuma binigay mo diyan
>guy dates any caucasian girl
fug suwerte mo tsong pakamatay ka na
>guy dates a black girl
tangina ang sama ng tama mo brad
>guy dates an middle eastern chick
pare puro buhok iyan hindi naliligo

:^)

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>>70578247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booPBQ0OFC0

>>70578717
All of these are true.
>tfw I have a 9/10 russian wife
Feels good walking around with her in public. People look at me with amazement.

>>70578524
in other words flip girls who already migrated to Australia
top kek

>>70578352
>>70578550

>believing flip trannies in 4chan ever

>>70578717
>>70578750

this>>70578793

>>70578750
pics or didn't happen

fuck fuck fuck

>>70578829
>>70578816
>>70578793
what just happened

>>70578865
I kept making making mistakes and chose to delete my post.

Perks of not wearing glasses

>>70578794
thanks
>>70578865
i procured the asian women

>it's an aussie sex tourist episode
I am so glad that only the ugly girls I know that went there end up with white boyfriends.

SEX TOURISTS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY

SEX TOURISTS ARE WELCOME


BRING MONEY

>>70579001
kys

>>70579001
and HIV.

I swear had to attend 6 seminars for HIV awareness last year.

SO NO.

>>70579263

Help my friend, please

pengen ngentot gan

>>70578048
There was actually widespread looting of goods and what's left of US stockpiles by civilians after the US troops moved out and before the Japs came to conquer Manila.

>>70578278
Nothing wrong at all, imagine what would you be without it? You'd be slamming your head on the ground everyday.

>>70579036
Stop being a faggot then.

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>>70579001
thanks

>>70578471
Are cock with 14.5cm length and 12cm girth consider small?

>>70579458
I am a devout Christian and I hate LGBTs

>>70579526
yes
t. Nigerian

>be doctor
>work 18 hour shifts due to lack of staff and funding
>tired af
>tiredness led to committing a negligent
>accident causes death
>get sent to prison for gross negligent manslaughter
>courts doesn't give one about your circumstances
>doctors btfo again
kek

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>>70579526
become a trap

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Hi I'm back again asking PLEASE for more ASEAN migrants

We have lots but need some more

>>70579557
Which country did that happen?

>>70579553
Will you let me fuck your boipucci since its small?

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Is Thailand better than the Philippines for women?

>>70579626
depends what you're looking for m8
>>70579597
this

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Lina is perfect in every way

>>70579612
Only if you say please

>that feel when you love aseans but they don't love you back

>>70579626
thailand

>>70579609
UK

the doctor was imported from Germany, he only had 3 hours of sleep before he started working, he didn't spoke English well, and he only just arrived in the UK. He was prosecuted here, but extradited back to Germany. He btfo'd the family of the patient by German gov refusing to put him in prison and letting him continue practicing medicine.

>>70579588
How much will you pay me? My face actually really look like my sister, and her face at least 8.5/10

Are there any white people in SEA at all that aren't Australian tour rapists?

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>>70579740

>>70579700
I would fuck you right here and now

>>70579770
Are you glad that none of your hot cousins end up with bule?

Hi

>>70579819
bule boleh

>>70579851
Hi. Time to get raped

>>70579652
お願いご主人様,私のおちんちん。。。ああ。。は。。。

>>70579691
German government handled it pretty well imo. Being subjected to that working-hour and still expected to function properly is pushing it too hard.

>>70578137
kek she couldn't relax

>>70579700
>that feel when can't fuck traps because they all have bigger dicks and would laugh at you

please murder me

>>70579855
Not for my cousins it seems.

>>70579846
I likely have several bastard children overseas who have never known their father's name

>>70579893
You can be the trap instead

>>70579597
Scully pls

>>70579900
Funny. I had a classmate back in high school who was proud of his Caucasian genes. Turns out his mother was a whore who got impregnated by a sex tourist.

>>70579955
I'm too tall which also makes having a micropenis much worse.

>that feel when worst of both worlds

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>>70579851
Hi M'laysia

Apa khabar?

Merry Christmas

>>70579956
scully's boipucci's already being pounded in jail together with his bisaya gf.

>>70579982
Wtf is wrong with him?

>>70579999
No. You have to be a trap now and pay

>>70579870
What the fuck?

In what part of the Philippines are the best girls?

>>70580062
Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong zing wao wing wong

>>70579819
Jeez, why you guys are so horny, unlike girls I only have 2 holes you know

>>70580066
You're mums house

>>70580090
It matters not my cute little cat. All that matters is you and me cuddling together after a whole night of passionate sex

>>70578137
troll account.

>>70580049
Don't worry d00d. From what I gather, it's an achievement for asian whores to get white'd. The child is just a bonus.

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...?

>>70580135
Is your family and girl friends like that too

>>70580125
flips are pretty much /pol/ all the time, just check rappler or abs-cbn facebook comment section

it's funny how they don't realise that they live in a glass house

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>>70580150
Hello neighbor, why your government and media really hate us?

>>70580220
we don't

>>70580150
el australiANO

>>70580175
It's a common belief that white foreigners bring money with them. Such is not always the case though, but still, they bring money with them. And for prostitutes or girls who don't have a degree in general, those white foreigners is there ticket to visa and a comfortable life.

>>70580150
Sgarnoncunt

>>70580305
I am glad this doesn't happen as much in malaysia

Malaysia boleh

>>70580424
even the uneducated ones?

>>70580521
That one I don't know.

>>70580521
every malaysian is educated

>>70580630
I only have sex with malaysian women

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>>70580767
do you like this?

>>70579870
お前、アホか?

>>70580796
Only Ramlee >~<

S-Stop making fun of me

>>70580182
I like flip/pol/ and especially how they can't take the bantz when it's on us. Feels good to be politically incorrect.

Also, I've noticed the cucks on reddit keep bitching about how we're the laughing stock of the world when it comes to dutdut. What's up with that? I don't like the guy but do they realize that's not a valid argument against him?

I am a huge faggot please rape my face dot jpeg

>>70580920
Do elaborate. I've always been fence-sitting when it comes to politics. So far, Duterte has been great. I don't understand why anyone would dislike Duterte, well, unless they don't understand necessary evil.

>>70580920
More like dutdut cucks keeps delusional shilling

>>70580920
Most of the arguments are from what he does and his policy that has been a disaster so far
Like right now the war on drugs is extended until his last term after claiming victory and effectivty surenderies and all

I guess politically Incorrect shills can't get that

>>70580796
WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK

Pia Guanio looks hot for a 43 year old

>>70580182
Trust me actual "red pill" flips realise that

But for some reason the conservative try hard /pol/ ones thinks we are like the USA or Europe where our race is getting raped by Arabs or Turks or black people or whatever that narrative is suppose to be

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why do the gays love these pageant shows?

>>70581363
What's a "red pilled" flip?

>>70581438
Self aware and those who actually has global world view

>>70581438
>>70581474
Mocha Uson

>>70581563
Thanks, gonna follow her now. I need some Usonpill.

>>70579679
Are you a chink oversea/proxy? So no love will be given to you.

>>70580182
Filipino's are very onion-skinned. We find it very easy to make fun of other cultures and whatnot, but when they strike back, we get very mad.

One time, a hollywood actor joked that most maids in America came from the Philippines and ooooohhh shit! A senator got mad at the remark that he also "joked" about having a fist fight with that said actor.

So yeah, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

>>70581665
Will we ever live in a world where other flips can take the bantz fellow flip?

I love you, so let's fuck.

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>>70581719
I honestly don't expect much from our fellow countrymen. So no.

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>>70581563
Kek more like poison pill

>>70581719
Just go to face book and say something bad about duterte or marcos

>>70581871
Just be positive, We're really good at developing into the best country throughout ASEAN and fucking it up so bad in the end. At least we'll get to see that again.

>>70581732
Ok :3

>>70581907
found the yellowtard

>>70581907
Don't you want to find your G-spot? What are you? A dilawan?

>>70579999
I like tall guy with micro penis. :D

>>70582007
>>70582017
Marcocucks!

Yikes

>>70582085
>not liking the grandmaster of the current leader of the duterte archipelago

>>70582085
Why are you inclined to side with the yellow party? What's so good about them?

>>70581907
What the fuck this girl is smoking? Fentanyl?
>Sabi niya sa akin, wala naman daw talagang "SPG" rating.

Google is your friend, Miss MTRCB board appointee: http://www.mtrcb.gov.(ph)/classification-ratings.html

>Ang mayroon lang ay GP, PG, R13 at R18 lang.

Yes, if you're talking about movies. TV classifications have different ratings, for simplicity sake.

>Kaya yung dating Chairman (hindi ko po muna papangalanan at hindi rin po ang current Chairman) ay nag imbento ng rating na tinatawag na "SPG" para ito ay makalusot sa TV.

I wonder why she didn't name Grace Poe-Llamanzares for that. No cojones? But I doubt it, she's all guns blazing against Leni Robredo.

>Ganyan po nila pinaikot ang regulation para mapayagan maipalabas ang mga palabas na hindi angkop para sa bata.

Because the amount of spinning in the post is not enough. Also, television is not only for kids.

>Kaya pinag iisipan ko po kung papaano matanggal ang rating ng SPG para hindi na makalusot ang mga SOFT PORN sa TV.

Because SPG is soft porn. Mocha please. Do she even watch TV? Do she even research what SPG contains? Shows that has SPG ratings may contain Themes, Language, Violence, Sex, Horror, or Drugs that is not suitable for very young children. What are we? Kids?

>>70582212
noytard alert

>>70582167
Not party alliances here
Just not an dutdut and marcos worshiper

>>70582212
Grace Peo is well connected it seems
Even more so than dutdut
Of maybe his Marcos financers doesnt allow it

>>70582244
>Dismissing a fair argument as aquino-worshiper.

>>70582285
Same, I'm a fence-sitter when it comes to politics as well. I understand the worship for Duterte but for Marcos, I have no clue. Wasn't it already established that he was a shit president? Why are people defending him?

>>70578137
kek

>>70582212
>I wonder why she didn't name Grace Poe-Llamanzares for that. No cojones? But I doubt it, she's all guns blazing against Leni Robredo.
Because Poe isn't part of the dilawan.

i want a gf
hahahaha

>>70582406
Because of history revision for kids, "ganda nung araw nun" old flips, and the cult. Oh, and >muh traffic. Always remember, to tell moderates he stole billions.

>>70578137
t. aries cardinales

>>70582406
>fair argument
lmao read your post again

Is Civil Service exam easy or hard?

>>70581563
>she finally gets her own TV show on a local cable TV branch (almost no one watches) of a popular AM radio station

>>70582653
That says a lot to their batshit internet agenda
Grace is very vocal against dutdut too

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>>70582862
here's (you) just for you

Philippines should be fed by propaganda of bullshit of how great we are like the chinese. That way we can finally stop being self-hating fags. Actually, do the chinese hate themselves? I need your opinion Malaysia.

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>>70583084
I like you juanas... to work harder.
Less facebook, more work.

>>70583084
So you want more blue-pilled shits in our society? What the fuck man?

>>70583084
>asking Malaysia
go ask your taiwan neighbour or singapore
takda duit suda sini oo. mau tutup kedai suda. tidak paham-paham ka?

>>70583321
bakla

>>70583365
babi bapok lancau

meracau je kau cina babi

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>>70583084
>build tallest tower in the world, just in case, build a twin tower so if someone else build taller tower you still have the tallest twin tower

>host an international game to put yourself on the world map and make this sick song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw_MZyzVxU0

>send people to everest, antartica because you boleh, nothing can stop you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUAUi-wInf4

If you think you can
You almost can do it
If you think hesitate
Your efforts uncertain
If you think about losing
You almost lose
If you think about winning
You almost win

You are what you think
contained in mind
Think can do it
Think can
Believe on your effort
Act according to ability
You can

>if anything goes wrong it's the jews fault, they don't want you to succeed. they know that we boleh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGWJ7tVr47o

>you are equal to everyone and feel free to criticise others for double standard (duterte has done this so good job)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVwFQ2fSHH0

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>>70583573

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I listened to a conversation between 2 Malaysian once. At first I thought it was a meme, I noticed they say BOLEH a lot.

But in which context do guys use boleh?
Memes aside, it seems like you can't make a sentence without boleh.

>>70580796
I prefer burger lembu berperisa lembu, thank you very much.

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>>70583831
boleh means penis in my dialect.

Malaysians are very lewd.

>>70583904
I agree. Malaysians love to sex with cute girls and boys

>>70583815
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSS

Looks like it's another ERP night for /asean/


Putang inang mga yellowtards, matulog na kayo at bukas may trabaho pa para magshill kay Abnoy! Mga BOBO

>>70583815
What's the story behind this?

kebelet eek

INDONESIANS GET OUT OF MY THREAD

>>70583831
boleh means "can"
as in

je kunt het?

the "kan" / "kunt" is boleh.

protip: never listen to chinks conversation of boleh, the usage is wrong.

>>70577934
>be aussie
>smuggle pills to bali cos you're a madcunt
>die

>>70583815
Make one with bakahime

>>70583084
>how great we are

Which one, which tribe?
You know it will diverge into like almost everything here
In a way it kind of already i

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>>70584270
Wow. It all makes sense all of a sudden.

It's indeed a Malaysian Chinese. I remember a friend of mine once got invited to a Malaysian family for dinner. Afterwards, he asked this Malaysian Chinese questions about Malaysian culture he learned during that dinner.

In 1 dinner my friend knew more about Malaysian culture than this Malaysian Chinese in 20 years.

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>>70584302

>>70584236
i dont like meany people

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>>70584502
I can safely say that isn't me

Delete this >~>

>>70584482
So what did your friend learn?

Do the kungpao integrate well in Nederland, from your own pov?

another protip: you can't really trust the source of the culture of malaysia from any "malaysian chinese" because it's basically a mix-up, misinform knowledge. They don't even speak local here other than chink and manglish. You had better chance with Indonesian chinks though in regards of cultural knowledge.

just back from the gym, guys. anyone want to join in the shower with me? :3

>>70584782
I forgot what he learned. I wasn't paying attention to that part to be honest.

Not sure how they do in the Netherlands. I was in China for exchange. That's where I met this girl. I'm talking about a Malaysian Chinese who was also on exchange in China and is now back in Malaysia again.

To be fair her knowledge in general is very limited. Somehow she wasn't aware USA has black people. Not sure if trolling or really stupid.

Are Malaysian Chinese really that ignorant? Or is this girl an exception?

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Oh Philippines

>>70585005
>To be fair her knowledge in general is very limited. Somehow she wasn't aware USA has black people. Not sure if trolling or really stupid.

I'm afraid it's the latter. Average Malaysian wouldn't be this ignorant because the media here basically USA-centered in terms of the Western image.

>Are Malaysian Chinese really that ignorant? Or is this girl an exception?
There's only two types of them, the really genius nerd ones or the plainly stupid ones.
The first one would go to Singapore and eventually became Singaporean, the second one would be the one you met in China. It wouldn't be considered as chinese culture if they're not a huge show off in literally everything, be it in grades, lavish house, robot-schedule and self-centric.

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>>70585544
Very Americana

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>>70585662

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>>70585662
cute jeepney

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>>70585730

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>>70585772

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>>70585800

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>>70585772
So they widen the roads and the shore walkway
Not bad

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>>70585544
>>70585662
>>70585730
>>70585772
>>70585800
>>70585829
be careful with these pictures
first you collect these,then you praise marcos,then you make neo KKK

>>70586051
I like the trees. Looks like L.A

>>70585584
I'll try to make this the last post. I actually feel bad putting her in a negative daylight like this, but your comments are really making me think.

You're totally right again about the geniuses
I almost forgot about this Malaysian Chinese girl who went to Singapore. Haven't talked to her much, but still I have a way better impression of her. I almost wouldn't consider her Malaysian Chinese because this stupid girl set the bar low for me.

As for the stupid girl again, I'm not sure if it's Chinese culture that has influenced her since she hates China and the Chinese people. Then again that feeling of superiority does sounds Chinese. Though she is 4th generation Chinese, she considers herself 100% Malaysian.

Thank you for your great insights, real Malaysian

>>70586085
These was during murica time 50's. 60's
Honeslty it badly planned and messy form the begining
The buildings are too close to each other

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>>70586085
Not really, from 1982 - 1986 you can see how Thailand surpassed Philippines. His predecessors weren't any better.

>>70584089
The erp animefag is a paid pro marcocuck

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>>70586486
hehe you've caught me

>>70586110
Nah, it's just a normal thing here (this place, not 4chan). Don't feel bad about that. You're lucky enough not meeting their parents.

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>>70586110
>real M'laysian

>>70586896
nigger >>>plebdit please

Congrats, Philipinos, of attaining one of the highest GDP growth in Asia for 2016. You guys have had an average of 6% or higher GDP growth for almost half a decade, have your standard of living improved in any significant way?

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HOL UP
HOL UP

I HEARD DRUG KILLINGS IS SUSPENDED
IS IT TRUE?

>>70587666
No, not really theres a recent survey saying starvation has grown

GDP is good for more investments

>>70587666
yes,I now have 2 ricecookers

>>70587666
yes,I now have 2 pairs of slippers

>>70587666
Unless we find oil and gas and china won't steal it.
Our generation will probably feel no significant change

>>70588372
>tfw you are not living it up like him

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https://youtu.be/BB536XiIB4E
Do you love KK?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kezia_Warouw
>1.83 m
>mfw 1.75m

fucking kill me

>>70585544
>>70585662
>>70585730
>>70585772
>>70585800
>>70585829
>>70586051
Very nice Americana Aesthetic desu

>>70585730
>all those rapeable little girls
mmm delicious

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Malaysia, 1975

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>>70587666
Life under Duterte has really been profitable.
Feels good being in the shirt printing business buying Dutdut related goods w/o paying royalties to Dutdut.

>>70589427
*people buying

>>70589416
Today Malaysia welcomes australian sex tourist

>>70589481
No, they're just transiting to Thailand or to renew their visa.

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goodnight

>>70589630
Prove this by sucking my cock

>>70589189
I don't see it
>>70589427
Kek nice meme

>>70587666
In terms of businesses last admin felt better
We are on a dip right now

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>>70587666
I now have a qt russian wife so yes.
She looks like pic related, but a bit younger.

>>70589786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sH5DQf507U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIMPsHJTuS4

Now, you will never get sucked by me. cowprincsess

>>70590555
I will rape you one way or another

>>70591039
your dick is needle

>>70591775
Baka it isnt >~<

You always bully me for no reason!! Baka

>>70591970
proof or nothing. imgur is this way in case you can't see it. --> imgur.com

>bully
I'm not bullying, you just don't get it, don't you? ;^)

>>70592160
NO >~<

People can see! Baka hentai

>>70592286
put password then.

here's my email: [email protected]

>>70589786
>>70591039
>>70591775
>>70591970
>>70592160
>>70592286
>ironically erp in 1994+23

>>70592796
Hentai T_T

Had a date with a girl.
I find it funny that I prefer to go alone than with other people.

>>70593272
How was it?

>>70593090
Awak, besar ke tak?

>>70593094
Come on if you're not a needle prick.
Or too pussy to take up a challenge and should be ashamed of yourself.

>>70593408
Ah forgot to put "now" at my last post.
It's mediocre, not really fun but not that boring either.
Or maybe I just don't really like the girl, since last time (a year ago) I had a date with another girl, it was really fun. Well I was with my sister though. Before that (not with my sister) it was fun too.

>>70593554
Not until I see your pucci

>>70593702
Did I ever mention of a trading? Never, amirite. So, please, be a good boy and show your prick here at imgur.com

>>70593789
I get nothing for being a good boy?

>>70593678
Why not just marry your sis? Just adopt so that offspring won't be cacat

>>70593554
13 cm je

>>70594019
Pushed down? Mine's around there I guess but I never push down and it's a little bent

>>70593835
You'll get something in return.

>>70594019
Nampak sangat menipu. Besar kan.

>>70593927
No, please don't make me think about that.
I admit that I'm siscon, but I'm not delusional enough to think to marry my sister.

>>70594246
You always bully me and call me cow princess. How can I trust you?

>>70577934
Henlo my colonial brothers
How many of you are gay?
Traps are also gay.

>>70594287
Adam and Eve are brother and sister. They had sex and made the human race. You can too

>>70594331
You can trust me on this. No one will know if that's yours.

>>70594384
>Adam and Eve are brother and sister
Literally kill yourself, Eve was born from Adam, and is thus his daughter.

Protestants should off themselves

>>70594334
Traps are not gay.
Male to male are gay.

>>70594384
STOP
Don't bully me ;_;

>>70594488
traps are men

>>70594440
It says so in the Life of Adam and Eve 'fan fiction'. Hold on while I get that part for you

>>70594428
I am scared anneki

>>70594141
no, i measured it when i woke up with measuring tape. my penis kinda bent upward and left

>>70594246
entah la bang. dah lama tak stim betul2 ni

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>>70594573
>Adam and Eve fan fiction
Genesis 2:21-22 says differently

>>70594556
Just pretend they don't have any benis. Traps are the passable as girl ones. The one whom looks manly is shemale.

>>70594573
Do I need to slowly blow your ear. to reassure you? Just put a password on it.

>>70594844
>just pretend they don't have any benis
That's what makes them a trap, no benis means it's a woman.

Trap lovers are gay.

>>70594722
Mine bent towards the right. I measure with my ruler once when I was curious and I was shocked by how it at least exceeded slightly 5.5inches since I always thought it looked kinda small.

Just to be sure, I did measure quite often

are you a shower or a grower?

>>70594508
Not bully

>>70594722
>bang
adik
>dah lama tak stim betul2 ni
Eh? Boleh pulak? Nak tengok.

>>70594943
You bullied me. I almost thought far about that before and I hold away that.
There's no way sibling can marry in this nowadays society. It's not non-abrahamic religion era again.

>>70594921
Rephrase; their benis are invisible. You'll only see the boipucci. So, it's not gay at all.

>Trap lovers are gay
No. Masculine af. They dominate the trap like the ancient culture, so they're not gay.

>>70595074
Adam and Eve are not siblings, stop this fucking heresy at once

>>70595092
>I'm fucking a man but can't see his benis, im straight
Trap lovers are gay

how come malays are always homoerotic in these threads?

>>70595149
It's not about that though. That bakahime tried to corrupt my mind.

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>>70595179
kepimpinan melalui teladan

>>70595149
They are in the Latin version of the Life of Adam and Eve

>>70595209
Marry your sister in secret

>>70595092
What will be my reward if I show you?

>>70595149
The trap receiving pounding are gay, the guy pounding the trap is not gay. Don't make your life complicated by overthinking stuff, just like a girl- - are you a trap?

>>70595179
No, it's just you happened to get in here at the wrong time.

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>>70595209
Do nae listen to the voice of the Serpent, the voice of Satan

>>70595344
They are not, you imbecile. And the Old Testament wasn't written in Latin, it was Hebrew.

T. Roman Catholic

>>70595344
Reward is a surprise. Can't spoil the mood. Enough talking. Now. Please.

>>70595418
The official Catholic version is the Vulgate, which itself was a translation of the Greek Old Testament known as the Septuagint.

Technically the children of Adam and Eve committed incest.

Also...damn it why can't I find the reference to Adam and Eve being brother and sister in the Life of Adam and Eve? It was there the last time I read it

Hi! My first time on 4chan! I heard this site is like Reddit!

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>>70595717
Adam and Eve's children were siblings though, and they made the sex

But Adam and Eve were not siblings, literally read Genesis. Eve was made from Adam's rib/Adam's side.

also
>tfw can't find proper reaction image

>>70595648
Not now...I am in public

>>70595872
kys

>>70595179
Also, what is the best SEA/ASEAN country for a brief holiday? I like Thailand the most and I'm not interested in sex tourism or partying (or dying). Which has the friendliest people and the most interesting shit to see (I would learn the basics of the language of said country beforehand too)?

>>70595872
Welcome! This is a great place to be if you're familiar with Reddit! I hope you enjoy your time here.

>>70595872
Stop RPing as newfag, Just please, for your own good, go back to plebdit.

>>70596018
More adrenaline rush, isn't it? And that's my fetish.

>>70596051
You've said it. It' Thailand.

>>70596228
*It's

>>70596010
In the First book of Adam and Eve, Adam called Eve his sister. Now I rememebered the pseudepigrapha I read before

>>70596357
The bible doesn't mention it

>>70596422
But technically, tradition does my dear dutch

>>70596228
I scared m-maybe later

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I don't see why you aren't centrist liberals
>not economically inept
>not socially retarded

>>70596737
When is that "later"? I want get to bed in around 10 minutes

>>70597020
Guess you get your present tomorrow then aneki :3

>>70596422
It isn't even in the apocryphal fan fictions

wtf...I can't believe I was mistaken

>>70594943
id say just a grower

>>70594972
dah2. nak erp dgn mat saleh tu. aku bukan gay

>>70599725
Same here. You can say that it transforms when agitated

DAULATAL ISLAM BAQIYAH
BAQIYAH WATATAMADDAD BI IZNILLAHI TAALA
ALLAHUMANSURIL MUJAHIDEENA FIL FATHONI WA MALISI WA INDONESI WA FILIBINA YA ALLAH

Butthurt Marcocucks always ruin the comfy

Incoming tirade

subuh gan

pagi

selamat

Do people in Filipinas speak Español ?

>>70610513
No, but they have Spanish names.

>>70610513
Before American invaded ph yes. Some survived the American brainwashing its called chavacano now

>>70610513
No. Policies were never implemented we are too far away

>>70610708
It broken spanish almost street slang tier spicanese

Its a badge of brainwashing and cuckness from Spainish invaders

PRIBUMI GENOCIDE WHEN???

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Just sharing

I dont know why but i Cant stop laughing

Saw it on Facebook btw

>>70605923
Remember Mona?

>>70611581
I want to fuck her brains out

>>70611581
Monay?

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Is this the new meta for the paid pro shills, Spain dindu nuffin only muricans?

wtf

>>70579893
are you me?

>>70612177
How big is your dick?

>>70612094
Selamat pagi la

9gag! LOL XD

>>70613331
>tfw I used to browse that regularly

>>70587666
Yes. Directly proportional on how many starbucks shops we have in a remote rural place.

>tfw no kathoey gf

>>70610513
We speak bad spanish.
Like some of the words came from español, but bastardized.

>>70614687
lol so none

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>>70614877

>>70615006
>metroplaza
>dagupan
>remote

I thought it would be in babuyan island or Saisi

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>>70610513
Casi nadie lo habla. ¿qué pensáis sobre nosotros?

>>70615050
Well that's remote enough, considering that it wasn't there years ago.

>>70615126
Dagupan is a second tier capital to lingayen

its hardly remote its one of the stops you can pass if you wan to go to illocos sur.

>>70614011
I still do it even now. It's fun if you just look at the pictures without reading the cancerous comments.

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>>70612198
12 cm

>>70615939
C-Cute

>>70615939
What the hell, are you asian?

>>70611581
The fuck was Mona doing there?

What does /asean/ think of Cambodia?

>>70616652
Cambodia doesn't cross my mind at all

>>70616652
rare poster

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I'm racist and I have aids