the so called GF as it were edition
cara
anime
nth for cara
70574321
nice
why does everybody here seem like .constantly. wanting to be spouting the next ebin gimmick like some two-bit faggot? there are no real conversations, no cohesive ideas being talked about. wtf is this place anyway?
THE BUMP LIMIT IS 310 YOU STUPID FUCKING NEWCUNT YANK REDDIT TWAT
FUCK OFF
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/109859775/
>>70574374
look at this >>70574337
i had no choice.
Australian politics is dull please stop
green tea
>>70574381
rorkes btfo
cara
>>70574397
cof-
>>70574410
thought that was a sack
did a 'cide earlier
might do another later
bf sent me this
>>70574410
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>70574415
>>70574434
what is it
>>70574410
would have a cheeky sniff of cara's flower
morning lads
about an hour away from starting the wagie life
can still squeeze another wank in
>>70574460
>gif
fuck off.
>70574385
>"i had no choice"
attentionseeking autistic o.p., just LEAVE or DIE.
>>70574372
You both asked and answered that question.
>>70574463
his uncircumcised willy
>>70574479
t. upset bruce who missed the new
someone make a non-jf new
fucking redditor yank twat
bender wanker loves his fucking benders.
Simply screaming
>>70574536
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
willy needs some succ
>>70574536
you're literally the only faggot posting here at this time. why don't you fuck off to the faggot board and post there instead?
bender wanker wanker loves his fucking bender wankers
>>70574552
ah yes, a random twitter account with a trump picture is surely telling the truth
>>70574562
i dont understand
>>70574536
the guy is honestly ugly as fuck. just has a good body
>>70574568
are you retarded? what do you not understand about his post?
>>70574597
dont get this post either if im honest.
>ah north-america times on /brit/ (plus the beta australian who spends his life here)
I fought the law and the fucking law won
>the guy is honestly ugly as fuck. just has a good body
>>70574567
#illridewithyou
the rapist is back
>hes here
>Masculinity is a social construct
>Masculinity has a biological basis
cognitive dissonance at its finest
this bloke in preston market used to do proper good jacket potatoes and cheese
what would happen if I told people "I am racist, but I never hate anyone"? would they freak out and call me literally hitler?
>>70574577
>that body
>good
lmao dyel
I go to court so much I could have been my own employer
>>70574614
is that what you tell unaccompanied minors
>>70574634
Isn't racism just the belief in races? Racial discrimination is the term that they should be using
>>70574650
YODELING at this post
>>70574650
nah it's what I type to Australian cucks
>>70574661
lol!
>>70574661
how do i upvote this?
R8 the new power-shirt lads
the rapist should die
>175cm
>algerian
>post under thai flag
>>70574678
w2c
im in LOVE (with the mexicANO)
>Trump's first measure is to reiterate that his country is still saudi barbaria's cuck (not even talking about its submissive attitude towards Netanyahoo).
>americucks applauding
doing the meme where I stay up all night
∆
∆∆
>>70574738
Obama's office made the list tbf
>>70574740
pairs well with the wank meme
>>70574702
>what are airplanes and other modern means of transportation
>why does everybody here seem like .contantly. wanting to be spouting the next ebin gimmick like some two bit faggot? there are no real conversations, no cohesive ideas being talked about. wtf is this place anyway?
>>70574786
I didn't think third world nations had those
rapist scum
doin a poo
Gimmick proposal: Rage comics
>>70574789
really don't like this 'dora because the beard zig zag looks like a perturbed mouth
dumb posters
Can somebody with an account on J*wbook just copy and paste this latest week-end's playlist from this guy. 2fm is too retardative to put it up themselves.
facebook (.) com (f. slash)
robert (.) mateer (.) 52
>No.70574702
Fucking lurk more.
i want my mtv
just sneezed and pissed myself
Do you think by the time we're 80 the average person will be living to 90 or 100?
>>70574866
Pics.
>>70574899
nothin personnel
>>70574630
yeah those were really tops
sweden
yes
>really don't like this 'dora because the beard zig zag looks like a perturbed mouth
>>70574891
fucking hell. way off you mong
>>70574880
Probably not
Although had we been born 100 years in the future we would be immune to aging and disease due to medical advances
>>70574938
lets see you do it then.
go on, do it. we're all waiting.
>>70574939
Was wondering this. We could be one of the last generations to die
>tfw
>>70574934
looks like 1142
taking a shit lads
>>70574953
pics PLEASE
anyone ITT feel like they don't have a "real" home?
I mean I've lived in my current town for years now but I don't feel any real attachment to it honestly, its just this suburban sprawl where I am.
it's just dawned on me that Trump is the POTUS
I like Amber Heard
>>70574967
sounds like you were molested
>>70574948
>We could be one of the last generations to die
Nah people will still die whether it be caused by murder or drug overdose or accident or suicide
We will never be able to get rid of death all together
really makes you think
ooh, help me dr zaius
http://pm.gc.ca/eng/news/2017/01/29/statement-prime-minister-canada-fatal-shooting-city-quebec
The Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, issued the following statement today after hearing of the fatal shooting at the Centre culturel islamique de Québec located in the Ste-Foy neighbourhood of the city of Québec:
“It was with tremendous shock, sadness and anger that I heard of this evening’s tragic and fatal shooting at the Centre culturel islamique de Québec located in the Ste-Foy neighbourhood of the city of Québec.
“We condemn this terrorist attack on Muslims in a centre of worship and refuge.
“On behalf of all Canadians, Sophie and I offer our deepest condolences to the family and friends of all those who have died, and we wish a speedy recovery to those who have been injured.
“While authorities are still investigating and details continue to be confirmed, it is heart-wrenching to see such senseless violence. Diversity is our strength, and religious tolerance is a value that we, as Canadians, hold dear.
“Muslim-Canadians are an important part of our national fabric, and these senseless acts have no place in our communities, cities and country. Canadian law enforcement agencies will protect the rights of all Canadians, and will make every effort to apprehend the perpetrators of this act and all acts of intolerance.
“Tonight, we grieve with the people of Ste-Foy and all Canadians.”
>>70574985
Of course. But to think that we could eradicate common illnesses today like cancer and heart disease and end death from natural causes is crazy to think about
Justin Trudeau's mum had sex with Donald Trump, Fidel Castro, Mick Jagger... the list goes on
>seven consecutive icons of stars and stripes on /brit/
>>70575019
sounds like a nightmare to me
made a tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSimbyS_YlA
>>70575000
he's not going to be able to hold back the tide for long
>>70575034
how long intil he lost
>>70574984
no I just moved around a lot as a kid and switched schools often
>Diversity is our strength, and religious tolerance is a value that we, as Canadians, hold dear
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>70574991
even trump answers to them
>>70575046
*lose
>bum a fag
how gay are brits?
>>70575030
could you imagine your 250 year old 6th-great-grandfather still being alive? how would you even have family events?
>>70575029
it's 20 to 6 you mentalcase
>>70575065
what do we say?
"mind if i bum a cig?" hardly any difference
>>70575092
>>70575000
>>70575049
you forgot the best part
>Multiple gunmen opened fire in a Quebec City mosque during evening prayers, killing five people and injuring several others.
who cares what Trudeau says, we aren't slaves like Americans are.
doing a big think
do you think we're all truly related? or did human life originate concurrently in multiple different isolated environments?
>>70575019
Not really
We put a man on the moon and will have a man on Mars within 10 years
Your cellphone is exponentially more powerful than all the computers used to put a man on the moon combined
Think about what used to be the most common causes of death
Tuberculosis typhoid dysentery etc now no one dies from those
>>70575090
>not noticing the difference between cig and fag and how much gayer bumming a fag is than bumming a cig
i bet you're the same retard who was 9 off when trying to guess his own post number
>>70575067
m8 i'm already going to be that weird 50yo virgin uncle i do NOT need to extend that to great-great-great-great uncle
>>70575091
fucking MONG.
>>70575100
we are all related
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve
>>70575131
not clicking this shit. never reply to me again
>>70575131
this>>70575141 was not me. That was Piers Morgan that replied to you
thanks for the link. I just opened it
>>70575103
>Your cellphone is exponentially more powerful than all the computers used to put a man on the moon combined
sick of this meme desu
>>70575094
I thought it was Western Canada that has all the refugees, wtf
>>70575119
lol one off is way closer than fucking 8 off you moron.
Why are Anglos such sissies?
>Last June, worshippers at the same mosque discovered the severed head of a pig left in front of one of the doors, wrapped in cellophane with bows and ribbon, and a card that said “bonne appétit.”
>The incident took place during Ramadan, a month-long celebration during which Muslims fast between sunrise and sunset. Muslim dietary laws forbid eating pork at any time.
>Three weeks later, an Islamophobic letter titled “What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide” was distributed in the vicinity.
>>70575064
*loses*
>>70575065
how filthy is the american psyche?
>>70575110
and you're the same retard who thought he'd get onto an anonymous forum to best conceal his homosexuality only to come up blatantly obvious. you aren't anything new, you're a part of the standard
>>70575157
watch this
>>70575187
>>70575179
haahhahhah confirmed the same mong
>>70575155
the majority of the population lives in ontario and quebec, the majority of the refugees are in ontario and quebec
>>70575182
delete your account
if you post a comment replying to a post number that doesn't exist yet, and the post you reply to happens to be your future post, do you open up a wormhole and destroy the universe?
>>70575182
cringing mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZI6gmwCm2k
just deleted my /brit/ account
>>70575220
>>70575221
>>70575222
>>70575223
>>70575224
>>70575225
>>70575226
>>70575227
>>70575228
>>70575229
>>70575230
>>70575231
in all honesty
this is where canadians live
mostly along the border with new york
>>70575231
just deleted my life account
>>70575247
that entire region is some of the most fertile land in the world
>>70575184
i'm not actually. i'm another "mong". and you're the same pathetic asshole. trying to gain dominance on 4chan is pathetic. you'll learn soon enough that reality goes beyond who you impress on your funny little internet hide out
>>70575252
alri turtlenecklad haha
>>70575264
STOP misattributing me
>>70575256
so is your mother
Don't misgender me.
>>70575280
YELLING
>>70575259
>all those haitiANOs
The French are destroying your country
>>70575259
whoa.. so canadians really are british...
what country is nunuvut?
>>70575288
the most powerful race
>>70575259
haitiANO
just circumcised myself
>>70575288
every bartender is a brit by law
refried beans for dinner
>it's a conky episode
have seen a LOT of people complaining about phimosis on 4chan
maybe circumcision is a good thing
>>70575351
reminder if you dry hump things like your bed while sleeping on your stomach it causes phimosis
>>70575344
is this true and if it is is it actually followed or is it one of those unenforced archaic laws?
nay, the ol' 'mosis is merely an 'eme.
thailad how do you say cuckold in thai
>>70575362
dry humped your mother to cure my phimosis
>tfw EVERYONE hates Muslims
we can honestly make multiculturalism work by uniting everyone in their hatred for Muslims and maybe blacks
https://mobile.twitter.com/doamuslims/status/822816452302557188/video/1
lads, you remember that inbetweeners episode where simon couldn't have his gf touch his doodle or it would go off, so he went to the toilet for a quick wank and then when he came back he couldn't get it up?
same exact thing happened to me yesterday
>>70575362
stop reading my posts
>when someone links a mobile website and it doesn't auto redirect
>he clicked the leafs virus
>>70575405
why would you do that? better to cum quickly than not get hard at all
>>70575438
that looks like english
>>70575452
*cums on you*
how about now? want to retract that statement?
Doin' 'n ol' 'omolust.
>>70575452
i can usually get the old boy up just fine not too long after a wank, it was just performance anxiety, didn't think it would happen
>>70575438
>straight dimes haha
this makes me glad i'm out of the dating pool
>>>/r9k/34510013
lol that image
>erectile dysfunction
alri 40 yr olds
hello yes wake up
*pokes /brit/*
>>70575518
we're all depressed here
>>70575518
>being 40
i feel like my life is over at 24. i can't imagine what it's like up there. good luck with everything
me and the crew
>>70575566
>i feel like my life is over at 24
my life has begun yet lol
Doctor gave me a script to cialis for pelvic pain. Still have most of them. Might use one on an escort.
>>70575573
hello nigger
>>70575573
me third from the left
>>70575573
me 2nd to left
>>70575594
rorke
>>70575597
Mieux vaut prévenir que guérir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbkS3ArOO_I
if abortion is murder, wanking is genocide
got fired
might kill myself, save the torture of starving to death
HEY
HO
LET'S GO
>>70575616
tell us what happened lad
>>70575616
>firing someone on a monday
dumb
>motorcycle taxis charging extra for overweight passengers.
>being black
why is this allowed?
THE BLITZKRIEG BOP
>motorcycle taxi
Ah yes, the 3rd world.
>>70575644
I thought it was illegal to be fat in asia
>>70575644
>hmm yes I think it would be a good idea to wear white shoes to my job as a motorcycle taxi driver
>>70575656
They're handy af
>>70575656
>motorcycles being the dominant form of transportation
don't do this
baggy clothes are obviously good for concealing firearms and drugs and wads of money but they are a real impedance to running ability
>>70575644
I cant imagine sitting on the back of a motorcycle like this
Business idea: charge people money in exchange of curing people from disease
>chokestralia
>>70575615
abortion is murder because life starts at conception
wanking is a grave mortal sin that will send you to hell for all eternity because it is an intrinsically disordered act, no one has the right to marital pleasures outside the bonds of the marital act between a husband and wife with the possibility of being open to a pregnancy, but wanking does not incur any form of canonical impediment like abortion does (women who have abortions are automatically excommunicated from christ's holy roman catholic church outside of which there is no salvation)
>>70575679
Only women sit this way, as a man you shouldn't
motorcycles are exactly 35% cooler than cars
>>70575626
they had too many staff so i got the sack because i was unremarkable
how do i get autism for free dollars
>(You)
ah yes i very much enjoy the rare treat of second person acknowledgement
>>70575656
>being dependant on automobiles instead
>being forced to be saudi barbaria's cuck, down the line
>ah yes
>>70575701
why not? you scared of a little ballbag treatment?
>>70575703
squids need to die
or stop riding like pricks
>>70575701
Even if I were a girl it seems hard to balance
>>70575701
>he'd prefer to straddle the asian man in front of him
>hes here
>>70575697
>women who have abortions are automatically excommunicated from christ's holy roman catholic church outside of which there is no salvation
wrong!
it used to be that only bishops could grant absolution for the sin of abortion but now priests can as well
>>70575697
god isn't real, dweeb
>>70575735
I know what you mean, I don't fancy it myself either , but you see it all the time at incredible hihg speed too.
>>70575738
>but now priests can as well
ah ha ha alri id like to see a priest try and take that liberty on me
>>70575738
right, i left the rcc before bergoglio took over so my catechesis may be a bit rusty
>>70574842
How is my picture with the GFs related to your post?
>>70575735
it's hard to straddle a motorcycle while wearing a skirt so it's easier to just ride side saddle
i'm a girl btw that's how i know this
>>70574372
It's shitposting with little effort often with a dry comedic and somewhat intentional undertone.
>>70575770
based bowlegged /brit/posting gf
>>70575770
pls be in london
>>70575764
Is that actually you? I thought you were a white expat pretending t b h.
>>70575770
Post a picture of yourself please.
>>70575704
vaccines
>>70575780
hows lorde doing?
i am a woman also
>>70575788
fucking newcunt
R8 the new coffee machine lads
life is sOoOooOOOOooOOOOO boring
>>70575792
Doing drugs with Taylor Swift and whinging about growing up as an upper-middle class Aucklander
>>70575807
looks good alan, what prozzie did you buy it for?
really REALLY oscillates my ear drums
rapist faggot
>>70575807
get the nesquik ones aye they're fucken mint
ANO
>listening to oliver harper podcasts
is this what having friends is like?
algeriANO
>>70575816
tell her i said hello xx
>>70575807
>He fell for the infomercials
https://youtu.be/BrdOy6JhYyo
>>70575871
doing a scream
>I am also a woman
alr
>>70575871
what is she saying about it
what are the MAIN FEATURES if you will
>>70575865
Yeah alri mate I'll nip over right now
>go on /pol/ to see happenings
>American having a tantrum because they're not the center of attention atm
like poetry
why are yank egos so fragile?
>>70575891
while you're out tell my mate in welly i said hey xx
What would a person of either sex with absolutely no sex hormones look like?
>>70575898
ironic post
>>70575890
>It has lots of different flavour capsules.
>It's easy to use
>It makes delicious coffee.
>>70575821
The left presenting it as a 'muslim ban' is just as bad as the right cheering for being cucks. This law sent one message and one message only 'dear, saudi barbaria and pakistan, we are still your cucks, don't worry about anything'. It plays on the average american's ignoranc of geography/geopolitics (which has been used for DECADES. Ah yes hitting the poor iraqis or yemenis is fighting terrorism arr sandnigger rook same, while you continue sucking saudi arabia's tiny hairy cocks like you're life depended on it. Yeah the list exists since Obama. That's what I'm saying cucks. Continuation of the policy of being cucks is the only message this is sending. Good job america kek
>make a really low-effort, /b/-tier post
>Canadian/Yank replies "SCREAMING" or "HOWLING"
pottery
>southern euros are dark
>north africans are white
>>70575898
>go on /pol/
>anglo canadians assmad that quebecois are the center of attention
>>70575917
why not get a Keurig then, probably costs less. or a regular coffee maker.
>he's enslaved himself to the coffee–Jews
>>70575926
SCREECHING
>>70575871
Haha true not gonna lie
>>70575926
let's see an example then
>>70575941
FOY
tea > coffee
and doesn't make you poo like mad
sheep fucker
>>70575950
that's what I thought you little kiwi dickhead
>>70575940
did you actually move there? I thought you were just visiting
>>70575934
Idk don't like anything with proprietary flavour things. I've got a regular one with a timer so it makes me a cup in the morning :3
>>70575890
its similar to a keurig but looks like a giant buttplug
>>70575951
if it wasn't for coffee I wouldn't poo more than once a week
>>70575975
delete this post mate
>>70575951
>being heterosexual
>drinking tea instead of coffee
Choose an integer between 0.99 and 1.01
>>70575960
FOB
>>70575975
lol!
>>70575959
do NOT bully kiwis, they are an endangered poster.
[sips a 'presso]
[poos like a loon who stares at moon]
>>70575925
>This law sent one message and one message only 'dear, saudi barbaria and pakistan, we are still your cucks, don't worry about anything
>le what a inefficient ban indonesia and saudi arent banned!1
The list of countries was decided on instability and threat level. Saudi Arabia and Pakistan are fairly stable and capable of rooting their own population and refugees in one place (the common masses of Muslims). Genuinely effective terrorists from well connected bourgeois backgrounds like the bin Ladens wouldn't really be affected by the country ban which was meant for the kind of unorganized stream/horde of Muslims entering Europe.
>muh sucking saudi dick
Ah yes I'd much prefer to export "democracy" (Islamism) in the Middle East instead of despots like Assad and the Sauds which control their masses.
>>70576013
>>70576034
not very considerate towards those who have epilepsy
>>70576036
The Gulf Arab states are the largest sponsor of jihadi terror
>>70575975
>>70575819
>>70575821
WHEEZING IN LAUGHTER
>its another "spotty o'heem acts like a spacker" episode
*changes the channel*
By Allah, I have encountered cases of cancer, caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts.
>>70576036
>the list of countries was decided on instability and threat level. Saudi Arabia and Pakistan are fairly stable
But their citizens constitute the biggest threat by orders of magnitudes (cf. List of 911 hijackers).
The second part of you post doesn't make sense and contains a huge logical flaw (saudi barbaria is your best friend not foe).
It's all basically rationalization for being a cuck 'yes yes this is exactly what I wanted my gobernment to do'. Made me throw up in my mouth tbqh.
>>70576065
Private citizens do and that is dubious. It is inane to pretend that exporting democracy (bettering US trade interests) is better than despots because Muslims cannot be considered capable to elect anybody but Islamists who will openly oppose the US or will ravage their country into a new refugee horde.
>>70575821
>when you realize reality isn't a comic book
>>70575859
Nah irl is more awkward and less forced
>handed a free sample carton of orange juice in the morning.
>bit warm
>stick it in the freezer at work
>forget
now I have an undrinkable solid block of orange juice.
>>70576115
I'd prefer a blanket ban on all Muslims and toppling all stable regimes in the Muslim world so that they all kill each other off
>>70576159
how do i unsubscribe from this shit blog
>>70576106
>But their citizens constitute the biggest threat by orders of magnitudes (cf. List of 911 hijackers).
Private well connected citizens who would otherwise be unaffected by something as broad as a country ban. Again, this ban more than anything was designed for the unorganized stream of Muslims who are entering Europe whose nations have been decided on Instability which is the prime indicator of refugee exportation. Saudi Arabia does not create refugees but absorbs them.
>The second part of you post doesn't make sense and contains a huge logical flaw (saudi barbaria is your best friend not foe).
It's all basically rationalization for being a cuck 'yes yes this is exactly what I wanted my gobernment to do'. Made me throw up in my mouth tbqh.
>contains a huge logical flaw (saudi barbaria is your best friend not foe).
Ah yes /pol/ memes aside Saudi Arabia is a shithole whose private citizens are connected to numerous sources of social discord but again Saudi Arabia is fairly complicit with US interests whilst being a vanguard against openly anti-US Islamists who would create another Syria in that country and another refugee crisis.
>>70576159
how do i subscribe to this shit blog
>>70576159
*subscribes*
thai chicANO
>>70576159
it's a popsicle
business idea: refugees IN white males OUT
Based Jesus is online lads
How do you 'dislike' things on social media lads? Trudeau said something gay and I want to downvote his retarded comment but I can't find how to do it
>>70576159
*takes out credit card
*pays subscription fee*
>>70576228
>/pol/ unironically thinks they're being oppressed
>having social media accounts
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Might start a shit blog for yanks
>export "democracy"
>muslims elect islamists, unelected islamists tear country apart
>islamist country openly supports al qaeda
Tell me again why are Muslims allowed to decide their own fate rather than being subjugated by Baathists or Kings?
why does thai chicANO always post the same whore?
>>70576251
there were Albanian mobsters wearing MAGA hats on HWNDU last night
>>70576276
delet this
>>70576276
what do you think about dolan trunk?
holy shit lads
>>70576192
>Again, this ban more than anything was designed for the unorganized stream of Muslims who are entering Europe whose nations have been decided on Instability which is the prime indicator of refugee exportation
No, that's what the refugee ban is there for, you imbecile. More rationalization for being a cuck and bringing other topics that have nothing to do with the list (e.g. Regime change, who talked about that? Saudi barbaria is the only regime change that was ever necessary to stop sallafi terrorism at its root. Period). Cocu mais content is how you'd be described in french.
ONE MAN OF QUEBEC ORIGIN AND ONE OF ARAB ORIGIN
thailad post a funny image
>>70576272
>Tell me again why are Muslims allowed to decide their own fate
They never asked to decide their own fate. You bulls (Israel) asked you to force them to do so (against your direct economic interests shall I add. Yeah keep thinking that those contracts make up for the trillions you've spent in the ME wars kek) in order to destroy any opposition to it in the region. Period.
>>70576305
Shut the fuck up, Cuck.