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Anglos edition
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What went wrong?
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we did it guys

we fucked everything up the right way
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shall be posting in this one instead
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proper thread
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anglos did the mosque shooting
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>>70572651
no, trump did
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Got a bunch of Canadian junkfood from a Quebecois girl. I want to try them but I don't want to get fat.
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I really like bottomless pics
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>>70572668
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>>70572676
This OP got dubs, that one didn't.
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>>70572665
eat everything during one sitting
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>>70572684
wtf how did you get this pic of my colonoscopy
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God ble- save the Queen
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>>70572701

reported
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>there's another anon from Sacrameno here
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>>70572722
great, more homosexuals
exactly what /cum/ needed
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>>70572722

he's in chicago

Im your closest buddy, buddy
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>>70572621
they look the same
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>>70572733

Dude you live in the gayest place in the US.
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>>70572733
I am NOT a homosexual!
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>>70572733
>doesn't pretend to be gay for (You)s
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Witnesses say the shooter was screaming allah akbar.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BF APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>a girl will never tell you she loves you
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>>70572733
>orangeyougladIcandeepthroat county
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beatin my meat
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*sets the stack of applications on fire*
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>>70572684
Nice
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>>70572748
really?
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uhhhhhhhh....guys?!?!?!?!
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>>70572753
/pol/ claims they were syrian refugees

man that would be funny
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>>70572782

>still posting your edit
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>>70572783
10 steps ahead of everyone
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>>70572755
I want the daintiest, palest neck I can find to choke the shit out of. And I want you to fuck me in the ass.
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Respond to this post with one word and we will send Justin Truedau an email:
_______________

Dear
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>>70572748
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>>70572810
Cuck
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>>70572798
>edit
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>>70572782
Wrong Californian, Justin
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here is mosley as an old man
beady as ever
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>>70572819
,

We
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>>70572783

Why the fuck those dumb canadians are wearing buckaroo hats.
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Here's the latest progress of my HDI autismap
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>>70572834

wuz
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>>70572789
You could have stopped here on the way to KC and gotten some bp, fugg u

>>70572806
>And I want you to fuck me in the ass.
You're reversing the roles here bud
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>>70572814
Wrong Californian, you cock-loving CHI!
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>>70572847
>no key
shit map
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>>70572842
Alberta and Saskatchewan do cattle drives too
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BASED JANNY
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>>70572856
very good work janny
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>>70572859
You're not making it easy you know
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>>70572599

>tfw you're president isn't a nigger muslim anymore
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>>70572842
calgary

>we wuz ranchers n shiet
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>tfw I am just now studying from my two exams for tomorrow
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>>70572853
that's where you're wrong friendo. I like my chicks, dicks, and switch
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>>70572863
It's not done yet ;_;

Dark Green - .950+
Lime Green - .900-.949
Yellow - .850-.899
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>>70572847
>Mississippi
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not liking the large amount of californians in these threads now
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Uni sent me an email about how they reject Trumps executive order, I'm here to get a degree not get constant emails of them crying about trump fuck it
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>>70572842
Calgary Stampede

It's a large rodeo event in Calgary that lasts for a week.
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>tfw I cannot even do >tfw right
fuck me
>>70572908
wow, talk about calling the kettle black
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'Tis my destiny to become the greatest dancer the world has ever known.
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>>70572915
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>>70572915
:^)
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>>70572890
Obama wasn't a muslim tbqhwy
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>>70572903
should have been the first thing you added
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>>70572915
allahu ackbar honhonhon
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>>70572871

So i dont give a shit, the only people allow to wear buckaroo hats are the states in the mexican american border + baja sur, sinaloa and durango.

Everything else i wont allow it, literally cultural appropriation. Looking at my 2 hats, feel like grabbing one and go out and shoot some cannucks. REE
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The Quebecois girl didn't cancel on me because of the shooting so I'm leaving to the theater now. See ya later, buds.
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>>70572915
i wish
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>>70572922

bad post
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>>70572923
Send a complaint. You're literally a paying customer and can get someone in trouble over this.

>I don't pay for this institution to get political on me.
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>>70572922
me2
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>>70572923
lol they ""reject"" it, good luck to them I guess
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>>70572923
My classes were canceled for two days after Election Day

>>70572900
I WILL be the grill dammit
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>>70572922
CALEXIT
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California's a good state, albeit very overrated.

>>70572938
Duly noted
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>>70572958

*moves north*
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>>70572915
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>>70572915
I'm not seeing a source
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>>70572755

stop being gay
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http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485735921998.webm
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>>70572990
it's fake, read the names again
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>>70572953
higher education is subsidized by int. students,
Imagine if Trump banned Chinese nationals
tuition would go up 20% every year without those sino buccs
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>>70572922

we need to gas all of them to death in concentration camps

starting with... you
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>>70572980
*acts rude until you move*
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>>70572992
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>>70573008
There's another Chicagoan who's even worse.
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>>70572947
I suppose then SD, ND, MT, NE and WY boys aren't allowed to wear them despite cattle ranching making up massive parts of the state economies?

Fuck yourself cowcuck, I've been riding horses before I even knew where my state was on a map
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>>70573030
shut up and post thighs
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>>70573014

pls spoon feed me no native speaker mi señor.
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>>70573030

thinking about moving to Austin
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>>70572990
>Hassan Matti
i-i dont get this one
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>>70573019
schools also get money from the government there and here. I have no idea what they spend it on considering most of the teachers I had were barely learned in the subjects they were teaching.
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>>70573057
let me see your belly button
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>>70572953
The letter was sent by the president, vice president and dean. They're all fucking insnae
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>>70573014
>>70573062
I'm tired
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>>70573080
What are you even going to school for?
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never mind I thought the name were a Sam Hyde reference :o
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Saying all of California is bad is like saying there is a good place in Canada.
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>>70573058

that'll only get you gassed faster
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>>70572947
There were a bunch of western movies shot in canada because their prairies are even less developed. There's even a fake western town used for filming
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what did kek mean by this?
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>>70573096

>californians gassing other californians
>texas "education"
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>>70573096
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I honestly hope those Syrian refugees killed them all.
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>>70572948
>québecois kissing
Sounds terreebl
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>>70573124
Why cutie?
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>>70573089
Majoring Economics and Classics, getting a certificate of business at another Uni this summer too
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>>70572915
What's the joke?
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I bet you kiss girls fag
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>>70573121
It would make for some good shitposting.
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>>70573161
Damn right I do
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Frogs did the mosque attack
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>>70573116

>implying after the Great Wall of Trump is built we won't build an enormous fumigation dome to cleanse our capital once and for all
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>>70573049

Nigger i dont give a shit, is literally hispanic culture.

im not even memeing, cultural appropriation.
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>>70572948
try making a light hearty joke like "I'd like to shoot you up tonight, with semen that is" or something
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>>70573188
>implying you're not just a massive autist who needs to stop roleplaying
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Really need a French gf and some pizza ASAP
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>>70573067
I was thinking about going into higher ed administrative work, but when the bubble pops there are going to be a ton of mostly unskilled people out of work.
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>>70573198
Is there a portion of Tumblr dedicated to spics? You should find out.
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>>70573212
Admin jobs never really go away but that's mostly middle manager stuff. Accounting and shit, or paper pushers.
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If you can't manage Blacked.com then you can't manage the future.
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>>70573198
Umad???
Looser???
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>>70573201
oh
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the gf
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INTERRACIAL BREEDINF CAMPS WHEN?
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>>70573210

finally something in this thread that isn't fucking gay
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>>70573219
When trump got elected I saw a long ass post from a mexican written in english (also pasted it on /pol/), so there probably is.
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>>70573201
Same article says they had a strong Qubecois accent. I think this is fuel for the frog furnace.
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>>70573259
Too bad you had to come along and ruin it
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>Muslims attacking Muslims
What. You still want ours, Canucks?
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>>70573254
she's in highschool
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>>70573286
Trump

Was

Right

Again
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>>70573234
I think a lot of these jobs will be cut out if higher education is ever restructured. The ratio of students:admin has gone through the roof in the past decade.
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>>70573291
ageist
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the gf
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Need an Aussie gf and some sushj ASAP
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>>70573286
real source on them being muslim?
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Looking for sax music
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>>70573219
>>70573242

IS JUST A PRANK BRO.

i dont give a shit, but is funny because is something that i feel so close to me and finding out that some snow niggers like it 2 is kinda funny i guess.
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really hope my NZ application goes through!
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>>70573313

me on the right
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>>70573358

>probably browsing 4chan on the job

is pete /our guy/?
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>>70573306
Depends where. I don't think they'll go anywhere any time soon to be honest. Trades jobs are usually a safe bet I hear.
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>>70573358
You're having pizza?
I have invited myself over
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>>70573346
>sax
the best meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr0Tfng9SP0
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>>70573348
It's close to me too bitch

I still remember my first rodeo

>Get separated from my dad
>Lady at the concessions stand gives me free cotton candy and finds my dad
>Watch one of the natives from my school get bucked by a pony
>Buy a coonskin cap and see my grandpa hogtie oinkers
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I could blow my load into your mom and your dad would thank me after what he's produced.
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people who order pizza should be killed

have fun wasting your money on shit
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my stomach hurts so bad aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>70573318
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>>70573364
what application
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>>70573321
Survivors stating them yelling allahu akbar. Also coulters law
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>>70573346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odtHjbYTVDA&list=PLySfSqvkfW2-eTeEIMfLNEoXFwaLPi9k2
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>>70573438

kek, fucking aussies
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>>70573435
Pete better mind his own fucking business and start looking elsewhere
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Good pizza:
pepperoni, onion, pineapple, bacon
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>>70573442
whoops

meant to write NZ gf application. hope they send me a qt one!
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>>70573418

ill allow it then.

corn and buckaroo hats, we can be friends i guess.
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>>70573470
>meat on pizza
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>>70573484
>should be marmite
Marmite is the UK tho
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>>70573444
Supposed names
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>>70573494

>not getting meat lovers every time
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>>70573494
>being veganarian
>ever
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>>70573494
t. typically vegan californian
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>>70573484
Vegemite and Marmite unironically taste like if semen was a breakfast spread, but with the added wonderful taste of yeast
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>>70573494
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>>70573115
>>>/pol/109942222
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Big fan of sausage and mushrooms on my pizza. May be a little too grown up for you kiddos though.
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went to a WHL hockey game earlier buds. what about you?
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>>70573529

quintessential SD post
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>>70573494
I have had vegan pizza and it was pretty good
but you are wrong
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wew buds

thanks for the (You)'s
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>>70573541
Played NHL 17 earlier. Power forward if you're wondering (you were)
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just put some pepperoni on the za' and call it a day jfc
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>>70573542
mushrooms are great fuck you
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>the za'
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>>70573529
They literally don't

Stop spreading lies among the unclean masses
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>>70573508
>refugees
Really vibrates the cerebrospinal fluid
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>not mushroom, spinach, feta

you're all trash who should go out to the pavement and wait to be picked up
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>>70573558
nice
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>>70573543

>>70573559
>Jew Yoak
>'za
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>>70573494

>he'd rather put pineapple on pizza than something good like meat

calposters really do deserve death
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>>70573559
>just pepperoni

Uh, the adults are trying to order, honey. Sit back down.
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i cannot wait to discuss the attacks in class
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Eyo im from brooklyn
My asshole is extra dry tony give me ya greasiest slice
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Gonna go to bed

Goodnight /cum/ <3
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>>70573588
Look at this fancy pants. I bet you drink RC Cola.
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>>70573609
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>>70573606
isn't school a terrible space for discussion these days?
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who here /mild dislike for Donald Trump/
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>calposters really do deserve death
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>>70573595
strawman desu

also pineapple always goes with ham on pizza so lol at you
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>>70573609
You're not allowed to go to bed.
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>>70573609
goodnight sweetie
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>>70573610
That stuff is like cocaine, don't tempt me
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>>70573637
I'm going to anyway
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>>70573609
see ya
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>>70573633
>James

At least you got an anglo.
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>>70573626
I love that guy.
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Sausage pizza is pig disgusting
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>>70573609
oyasumi~
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>>70573619
i have 2 classes that are 90% women

i get heckled
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I wish I had a friend.
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>>70573609
thank fucking god
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George Takei is the Alex Jones of the left.
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>>70573677
have dubs instead
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>>70573677
pls be in seattle
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EYO I'm from brooklyn, no I don't get lost in the bronx
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>>70573670

>he gets bullied by girls
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>>70573664
Frick off
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>>70573698
Wisconsanon here.
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eyo, Im from brooklyn

my cousin vinnie works at Solianos down on 5th street. FUHGEDDABOUDDIT
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>>70573701
nice projection anime pro

i cuckquean the women and get plenty of them submit to my redpills
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>>70573699
YOU GET LOST IN BRONX YOU GET CLIPPED FOR BEING WHITE

DON'T DO THAT
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>>70573727
I got lost in the bronx in an RV ama
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I'm gonna shower real quick, nobody post until I get back
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>>70573727
i saw some pretty fucked up shit when i was in brooklyn

its a shit hole
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>Allahu Akbar
wow french sounds weird
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>>70573725
I'D RECOGNIZE THAT REACTION IMAGE ANYWHERE
STINKY I KNOW IT'S YOU
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Reminder that Brooklyn has never seen the stars at night
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>>70573751
Hitler prefirió hornear a los maricas a 870 C en los hornos
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>>70573701
getting bullied by girls is unironically my fetish
>>
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>>70573752
tell me about it man, one time i saw a dude pissing his pants in public with a straight face
>>
>>70573758
>dude i should be paid $12/hour to work at walmart lmao
son have you ever worked a retail job, especially for a big company like that
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*sniff* Lads...we saved the world...
>>
Hey I'm from kansas

*nobody hears me*
>>
>>70573609

please don't wake up
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>>70573775
literally who
>>
How do I act like a normie? Getting back to work after some time.
>>
>live in NYC
>pay my $5000/month rent on time so the landlord doesnt turn off my hot water or sell my apartment to some yuppies from Florida
>step outside
>get stabbed by a black urban youth
>ambulance picks me up, gets stuck in traffic trying to get to the hospital
>its puerto rican pride day, so the float is going through
>5 hours later, the parade is over. blacking in and out
>get to the hospital, get checked out
>have liver replaced by one from a dead hobo found on the subway
>walk outside
>someone drops their trash on me from the 6th story window
>as Im walking back to my apartment, I try to hail a cab
>every single one avoids me
>only way home before dark is the subway
>put on my hazmat suit so as to avoid the literal CESSPOOL of disease that is the New york subway
>fall asleep
>wake up at staten island because i missed my train
>>
>>70573824
>plebbit
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>the islamic republic of al-Canada
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>>70573776
oh.. you remember that post.

why you gotta remind me? i've only seen it in pictures because i've never been to the country

the most stars i have seen in my life was on the 4th of july one time and it was still not much
>>
I need some ideas for improve my english
>>
>>70573830
You buy a new machete and try to catch up on all the decapitations you have missed being out of the job market.

Start doing some pushups so you don't get stuck in and look like an amateur.
>>
I fully expect trudeau to make some doubling-down statement that makes him look "iconic"

>Still. Welcome.
>>
I masturbated today and derived no pleasure. It's become mechanical, habitual. I'm so alone.
>>
>>70573852
Sad!
>>
>>70573862
talk to english speakers on the spanish english discord.
>>
>>70573670
>>70573725
aw

poor sweetie
>>
>>70573862
post on /brit/ if you want to learn true english
>>
USA, PLEASE CUM IN MY BUTTHOLE!
>>
>>70573824
PLEASE BE R/POLITICS PLEASE BE R/POLITICS
>>
buds, I'm gonna (You) a post but don't overreact pls??
>>
>tfw tonsil stones
I wish I could just get my tonsils removed.
>>
>>70573876

>320k retweets, 670k favorites, 245k yass queens

used to love twitter and now it's just become the world's biggest liberal circlejerk
>>
>>70573852
No, I remember it from some New Yorker coming to Mt Rushmore when I worked as a guide there and telling me "How do you not get scared at night? It's so quiet and dark, though the stars are pretty"

>>70573897
Go to bed
>>
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>Be Californian
>Die of dehydration
>>
I bet once the Blacked meme dies out the hot new thing in porn will be porcelain white women getting fucked by refugees
>>
>>70573780

your spanish sucks.

never speak it again.
>>
>>70573924
but rape is illegal in porn
>>
>be from brooklyn
>have so much brain damage from drinking from the east river that you dont know half the state isnt even in a drought anymore
>>
>>70573913
I only use it to follow bands, trump, and xgames-tier shit
>>
Thank you for your cooperation, buds. :)
>>
Those are awful nice baseball teams, Brooklyn. It would be a shame if someone took them from you.
>>
is water cooling a good idea for an idiot like me?
>>
California is a great place is a great place and if you're from there please don't move and remember ain't nothin better than the goldren state.
>>
>>70573941
kek

>>70573928
cara de huachinango
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>>70573970
we had an agreement
>>
>be californian
>get arrested for bringing mew silverware home without a permit
>>
>>70573924
They have to be accepted (infiltrate) your country first.
>>
>>70573928
nah
>>
>>70573996
u wot
>>
>>70573792
let me tell you about my time in brooklyn
>be in downtown brooklyn
>have to go piss
>go to the burger king near metrotech
>bk employee banging on the bathroom door
>'sir you've got to get out'
>go in, confused
>theres a junky with a needle sticking out his arm and drool coming out his mouth standing in front of the urinal
>mfw
>gtfo, get the bk employee, ask him to deal with this shit
>he goes in, bangs on the stall, and doesnt do anything about the junky
>door to stall opens, i see a obese puerto rican man with his pants around his ankle and his dick out
>theres a smaller hispanic twink on his knees that gets up and wipes his mouth
>goes to the mirror, looks in it, adjusts his hair, looks and me says
>'you got fiddy cents?'
>mfw
>ask the twink
>'is he your friend?'
>the twink then starts speaking to the junky in spanish and carts him out of the bathroom with the bk employee, and fat puerto rican guy leaves too
>pee
>leave bathroom
>the junky is just standing there with the needle still sticking out of him and people are staring at him while eating their whoppers
>mfw
>i then proceed to take a chair and push his body into so that at least he can over dose and die in relative comfort

i have other weird experiences from nyc
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>be floridian
>number one race in the WORLD
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I hope the Patriots fucking lose
>>
>>70573969
suspend your computer's guts in a tank of mineral oil
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>>70574026
forgot pic
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>>70574014
okay thaank you daddy
>>
>>70573862
are you a girl
>>
National League > """American""" League
>>
>>70574029
This
>>
>>70574026

>>i then proceed to take a chair and push his body into so that at least he can over dose and die in relative comfort

what a guy
>>
Californian here

pls nuke us
>>
>tfw a White Sox fan but prefer the National League as a whole
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tomorrow we will defeat the patriots, rise up with me
>>
>>70574061

Jints >Doyers
>>
>>70574061
Jints >Doyers
>>
>>70574019

itdoes

you need me to teach you.

>>70573979
Cállese maldito menonita joto cara de verga.
>>
>>70573852
curious: what's the biggest forest you've seen? central park?
>>
>>70574087

>tomorrow
>>
>>70574092
>>70574108
more like G*ant faggots
>>
>>70574111
i told you from day one yes fool
>>
>>70574083
>Ventura finally fired

young new team is exciting. can't wait to see kopech
>>
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>His state didn't go red this year

You know who you are and you deserve nuclear fire.
>>
>>70574124

>even the doyers famous broadcaster was a giants fan

KEKED
>>
>>70574128

y-yeah but how am i supposed to teach you.
>>
>>70574119
>>70574126
i unironcally thought it was tomorrow, i only watch 2 NFL games a year
>>
>>70573670
>quebecois males
smdh
>>
>>70574139
I like the Giants too
I just find it funny that giants fans are perpetually mad
>>
>>70574068
not sure if youre being sarcastic or not, but i didnt have a cellphone although i did consider calling 911 i didnt know who was going to foot the bill
>>
>>70574178

I meant it

going the extra mile for hobo joe
>>
>>70574148
it dont matter. Im just gonna go on discord and keep going to hispa and taringa and other sites. I seem to have no trouble there.
>>
>>70572599
Anglos ist Übermensch
>>
redpill me on the happening today, /cum/
>>
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>>70572922
Accurate.
>>
>>70574543
It's not happening
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