>be Australian >get Genghis KHAN'd

fuck off

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>>70573133
*unsheathes plunger*
"Wanna lick my pole?"

>>70573315
I SAID FUCK OFF

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>>70573332
t. genghis

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>>70573332
*teleports behind you*
M'Sheila...

>>70573385
>>70573353
fuck off the both of you i am not in the mood, show some fucking respect

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>>70573398
you'll be in the mood
when you get my root
next station
anal devastation

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>>70572007

>e-"sport" memes

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>>70573398
S-SHE'LL BE ROIT M8

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>>70573483
Bloody hell, I posted that in April.
That was some long ass time ago

I'll be in Poland soon, visiting Warsaw and Krakow? Is there anywhere else I should visit?

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>>70573512
Ulaanbaatar

>>70573436
>>70573483
you think that just because this is all online that you'll be able to escape me? I will come over there and fuck you up cunt don't even think i can't, i am wealthier than you know

you're fucked, cunt

>>70573557
What an interesting Polish name. What does it mean in English?

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>>70573567
>>70573580
K

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>>70573512
Skip Warsaw altogether. I know there is salt between Warsaw and Cracow, but I'm speaking from a perspective of a person who lives somewhere else. Warsaw is good for business, but it's a fairly ugly city where you have to search for nice places.

I unironically like the Salt Mine in Wieliczka. It's a breathtaking experience. I also enjoyed Białystok, because they have Eastern Orthodox, Muslim (Tatar) themes and Esperanto trail too.

>>70573567
I'll stick my plunger so far up you're arse that you're going to ride like a winged hussar screaming "URRAAA" in a voice three times higher in pitch, girl

>>70573602
>>70573635
haha yeaaa get fucked mate

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>>70573691
t. genghis khan

>>70573635
Nah you leave Sheila out of this she's for waifuing only.

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>>70573691
>>70573740
yeah nah she'll be roight with my root up her cloaka, ill just have to get some antivenom

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>>70573820
>tfw no Sheila gf to banter me while in bed
Up looks like I lost all reasons to live!

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>>70573886
>ill smear you're snag with vegemite loike petrol shaman instructed and we'll go foor anal, righto? haha ohh YES the reception is MUCH better now

>>70573936
fucking laughed

>>70574096
me too

>>70572007
Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75gCMFxCzE8

>>70573936
>>70574096
Do Australian girls like American guys? Or are they the same as women here who can smell my autism a mile away.

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>mfw the khan's descendants are doing his work, invading straya

>>70573315
>Be Poland
>Get invaded and near instantly rekt by Nazis
>War ends, Jews don't come back, lost territory to Soviets
>Soviets occupy country for 50 years
>Have to play catch up with the West

>>70581710
Sorry anon, but they can smell your autism.

>>70572007
Someone explain this pls

>>70584101
m8, I don't even no.

>>70572007
>be Australia
>has steppes
>get KHAN'd