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maricas
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*stares at this thread in disbelief*
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playing gta IV
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*dabs on em*
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Black """"people"""
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bulge thread
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Well i'm in debt to the mob now but at least he's dead
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>Go to lecture
>Sleep straight through it
>When I wake up professor is talking about a test on Monday
>Sunday at 8:30 I'm not even sure what the test will be about
Whoops
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I want to see those hands
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>>70568576
Would you be able to save the President and escape from New York, /cum/?
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I'm really tired for some reason. Goodnight, no need for a story tonight
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>dat delicious early morning cig
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>>70568644

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
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remind me again why we tolerate jews in our country
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>>70568602
do they not know he's autistic?
>>70568620
y-you're the other one right?
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>>70568667
>Muslims
>capable of being American
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>>70568639
>tfw two exams tomorrow
>>70568646
hell yeah. I am physically fit for this! I trained for years to be the next John Mclain the bruce willis
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Fact:
America is not free
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>>70568672

yes
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>>70568667
>enforcing borders is the same as systematic execution
Hmmmm
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>>70568628
why is this deleted?
why are jannies prudes?
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>>70568716
well if they didn't do it I owe them nothing!
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>>70568740
I deleted it before lil jani hotpockets could
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>>70568667

jewesses are THICC
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Just nuked Israel, /cum/
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>>70568754
PBR. Send me some Andechs Hefeweizen.
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>>70568758
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>>70568764
you feel like a big man now?
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>>70568764
Superpower 2 is shit
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>>70568791
Yeah
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I was told this was a Muslim ban. Why the fuck are the largest Muslim countries not part of the ban?
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>>70568810
Stop getting your news from 4chan
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>>70568791
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I don't like Tim Hortons and Caribou Coffee is better and I wish they had it in this country
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>>70568764
Why don't you try picking on someone your own size?
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>>70568810
It's an ISIS-controlled country ban.
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>>70568810
turns out the public chooses to believe things are easily distillable to simplistic phrases. Alternative phrases, if you will
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>>70568830
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>>70568829
Wow our coffee is actually mentioned for once lmao
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>>70568830
that's impossible in your case
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spent the last 30 minutes or so alone in my room acting out the execution of jews

is this autism?
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>>70568838
I prefer undifferent phrases 2bh
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Meow
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>>70568830
that is really noice
>>70568857
no. you are the next hitler. practice your suicide too
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>>70568857
Seems normal to me

t. Does it with friends
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>>70568857
it's art
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>>70568857

most definitely
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>>70568857
Sometimes I enact the rape of nankings locked in my room.
btw I'm Chinese.
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If you buy an hour with an escort, but you cum at the thirty minute mark, is your session over? Do you get to have as many ejaculations as you want?
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>>70568857
On long drives I practice delivering speeches as the undisputed US dictator

So yes
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The Dems will never go back to being our guys
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I just spent the past 2 hours making my character in skyrim

I don't want to play anymore
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real girls would share hand pictures
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>but you cum at the 30 minute mark
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>>70568933
she already did in the last thread
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post music boods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ-jHeYkHb4
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>>70568857
weaponized autism, embrace it
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>>70568933
Really good taste.
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>>70568830
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>>70568931
This

When I play Forza all I mostly do is make/change paint schemes. I made a burberry pattern yesterday
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>>70568962
thank you danefriend, I missed it

that's going in the folder
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>>70568966
https://youtu.be/dNm4-RrwRco
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>>70568984
i wish east vs west was actually made
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>>70568966
thanks chilean anon.
I found more cancer to blow my ears out with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTI3hIGCTk
>>70568875
woof
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>>70569016
>ring and middle finger together
Whoa, just like in my animes
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gonna bomb humanity and fbi cant stop me
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>>70568962
>she
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>>70569035
>thanks chilean anon.
what?
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I legitimately hate leftists.
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>>70569064
oh sorry. I got this cancer from a Chilean anon on another thread.
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>>70569082
same
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>>70568966
https://youtu.be/9VKVPfJPMEc
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>>70568602
thank you for your patience anon.
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>>70569016
i wanna rub my dick on those ligaments
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>>70568966
Posting random shit from my favorites on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9eJgMOf4m0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfY7TfeGqV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR74ZadqjNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZfHpR_Wodc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5s1-Fe9FA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYxCIr-Byo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ODHnThhWD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjW-j2PAv-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7khiq25Xr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Z_SsbNWps
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>>70569131

congratulations, you're gay
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>>70569082
>>70569111
that's not healthy
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>>70569016
My gf's hands look like this
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>>70569178
so you're right hand?
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>>70569186

SHOTS

FIRED
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>>70565052
Germoney rekted
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>>70569158
Nor is spreading lies dumb people will believe.
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I wanna die buds
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i tried to hard
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>>70569082
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>>70569225
the portals right over here anon
it'll all be okay
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>>70568966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjVSewbKllk
Disclosure make the best normie music desu
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>>70569225
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>>70569204
You shall not be triumphant
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>>70569235
and came so far
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>>70569259
But I don't like anime.
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>>70569158
>>70569245
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>>70569279
Sounds like commie speak
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>I dont like anime
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>>70569245
greetings fellow red state
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>>70569293
worst californian
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>>70569297
Your opponent is yourself and he has already defeated you
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>>70568667
>gay jew
Gay Ashkenazi*.
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>>70569314
I wish I did because they maybe I'd have a way to escape my miserable existence.
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>>70569303
>anzu is a non-white male cockroach
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>>70569341
now you're getting it
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>>70569346

100% true

>>70569366

WORST tendo
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They used to call him little Janny Hotpockets. He'd make your board look like fuckin reddit, scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
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Marxist genocide when?
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>>70569293
Why do you need an North American thread to what is basically an American site?
Well, expect Mexico, but fuck them, who cares about fucking mexico, for crying out loud?
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>>70569384
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>>70569341
Start watching Anime, you fucking faggot. What's there to lose?
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>>70569391
Just wait, they'll genocide themselves
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>going back to my car
>about to head off
>checking right and a cool looking old guy is wheeling down his window to say something to me
>my foot is already gassing reverse
>go, anyway, because I don't want to get his

I still feel like an autistic dick.
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Oh wow, Jontron actually posted a 14 words video. He's on the red pill.
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>>70569397
Our neighbors are the only countries that tolerate us, and whenever there's a /USA/ thread it becomes garbage fast

And Mexico is great
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>>70569435
who?
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>>70569016
>using reddit flags
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>>70569397
there shouldn't be any country generals
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>>70569453
I like USA, expect I hate parts of it. Is there any country on earth you love every aspect of?
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>>70569456
Pretty sure he's gen z's God.
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>>70569397
Because Mexican and Canadian posters are nice so long as the Canadians aren't competing with the Aussies to see who's more autistic
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>>70569477
Switzerland
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>>70569477
binland
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>>70569477
Iceland
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>>70569464
plebian
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>>70569477
The USA, God bless
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>>70569477
Ireland, Norway, Liechtenstein, and Latvia

What parts do you hate?
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>>70569477
*the
Fuck, I really sound like a stupid foreigner right now.
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>>70569477
Me too
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>>70568610
awesome
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>>70569523
>What parts do you hate?
It's always the Rust Belt cities, why do you even ask
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>>70569464
>he has this pic saved on his computer
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>>70569526
can you pronounce "the"?
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give Trump till the midterms and see how lefties think.

its going to be brilliant
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>>70569545
I can actually, it took a bit of practice, but I can now.
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*adds another (You) to the database*
heh... too easy
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>>70569557
Do you not have th?
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>>70569526
Nobody cares if you do or not, just as long as you're legible

>>70569537
Do you know what California is?

Besides most of them hate anything that is Californian or anything "flyover"
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>>70569551
STOP NORMALIZING HIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>70569528
really get my noggin joggin
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>>70569523
latvians killed the russian emperor and helped install communism
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>>70569570
I hear about Chicago and Detroit a lot more often than I hear about Cali
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I got rejected by everywhere but my safety school
;_;
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>>70569600
I only applied to one college.
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>>70569530
thanks
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>>70569551
Keith Olbermann is already calling for him to resign/be impeached

I don't think any of these people have ever heard about Mike Pence
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>>70569576
Kek
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>>70569596
being infamous =/= being hated
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>>70569494
I dunno. The Italian part seems like shit.
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>>70569600
I got accepted to every one I applied for
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>>70569635
It's a retarded posturing. Trump hasn't done anything illegal.
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>when a non-country tries to reply to me
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>>70569585
Latvians also fought Communism in WWII and after

Really makes you think

>>70569596
I get the opposite
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>>70569656

Windsor Community college cant be that hard to get in to
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>>70569635
itll be so laughibly easy for him to boost his approval rating.

1. Fix Flint

2. Make charter schools accessible to poor inner city kids

3. Destroy ISIS
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>>70569635
>Keith Olbermann is already calling for him to resign/be impeached
lol
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>>70569662
so they are either communists or nazis

so if you're a left-wing faggot you should hate them if you're a right-wing autist you should hate them and if you're a moderate cuck you should dislike them
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>>70569660
Beep
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>>70569677
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>>70569656
Same
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>>70569677
Community colleges go by county, retard
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>>70569568
Yeah, had a hard time pronouncing it correctly, always pronounced it as "de", now I pronounce it correctly. Commas are still a bit hard, though, In Danish we usually use commas a lot in many situations where a dot would make more logical sense, which makes it a bit harder to put them correctly.
If not for a dictionary I would type like a retard right now because of the alcohol.
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>>70569694
I like Canada tho
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>>70569729
Uh please don't reply to me non country
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haha wouldn't it be funny if everyone in /cum/ posted their hands? haha like a funny in-joke
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Who /hunglikeahorse/ here?
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>>70569704

>berkeley community college
>Sacramento community college
>SF community college
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>>70569688
Or you could quit being a faggot and like the country for what it is
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>>70569711
Vocaroo "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
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>>70569740
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>>70569743
That'd be gold haha
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>>70569754
Not me
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>>70569743
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>>70569754
seahorse
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>>70569677
that's not a thing
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>>70569754
7x6 here
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Who /micropenis/ here
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>>70569760
Um, I don't think human fonts work like that
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lads?
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>been sober a week
>feel like picking up a 15 pack of beer and gettin loaded
gonna eat some chicken pot pie instead methinks
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>>70569807
im 4x8
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>>70569816
Huh
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LMAO
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>>70569754
hung like one of those miniature horses so my dick is extremely average
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>>70569816
please cut your nails
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>>70569760
>Vocaroo
Does it sound like shit?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lXxWRI9fs6
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>>70569821
drinking is for gays
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>>70569821
Better fat than drunk
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>>70569816
Congrats on the pregnancy
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>>70569754
no human penis really approximates the size of a horse penis
maybe you mean a miniature horse
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>>70569814
It's just a sentence with two "the"s.
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>>70569754
who /slightly below average/ here?

The "good" news is that it makes no difference whether I have a microbenis or a literal horsecock, seeing as I'm an eternal virgin. Also, I unironically have absolutely no confidence problems whatsoever regarding my benin.
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>>70569821
proud of you
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I'M READY TO GET MY DICK SUCKED BY A SOUTH DAKOTAN NOW
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>>70569845
FUCK off
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>>70569871
thanks dad
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>>70569816
girly hands
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>>70569872
wew
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I haven't been able to find a good album in years now
I used to fall in love with albums but now I don't know how to do it anymore

help me please
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>>70569858
You just know
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>>70569872
He has a bf
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>>70569872
That's Canadian clay
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>media and people I know are absolutely convinced we're going to have a nuclear war because "TRUMP HAS THE NUCLEAR CODES!!"
what's wrong with these people?
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>15 pack
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ok this girl probably wont flake on me now

wish me luck for next week
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>>70569872
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>>70569872
But blowjobs are dity, anon.
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>>70569874
:C
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>>70569883

n-now you know why i blush when you call me bb
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>>70569888
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>>70569888
Listen to stuff from other cunts

Half my phone is jap shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rSDV11gytE
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>>70569842
bork bork bork
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>>70569895
what did he mean by this>>70569910
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>>70569905
Fuck her.
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>>70569895
when has that ever stopped a slut like him?
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>>70569910
driving up to rapid city and telling your bf on you
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>>70569945
He's a whore

>>70569949
Well...
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>>70569948
buying a nice bottle of vodka to get the mood right for just that
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>>70569888
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>>70569898
>knowing those people
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>be me, American
>go on /r/Canada and Canadian news sites
>pose as Canadian
>post comments in favor of refugees and mass immigration

Anyone else here do shit like this?

One more shitskin in Canada is one less in America. Canada is pretty much a non-country anyways, I don't see a problem with making them our dumping ground.
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>>70569895
Gay men are polyamourous sloots

Bonus points if they're twinks
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The Beatles are the most overrated band in history. Yes, I enjoy some of their songs.
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>>70569969
I am NOT a sloot
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>>70569910
Just like that, yes
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how many cute girls are there on /cum/?
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>sadpanda loading really slowly right now

is it fucked for anyone else or just me?
>>
>>70569964
it's hard to meet people who don't scream that stuff

sjw memes are all the rage up here. most people don't actually read the news, they just parrot whatever is on their Facebook feed
>>
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>>70569888
Not even memeing, but this album prevented my suicide.
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>>70569945
Satiate his urges with images rather than actions

>>70569949
>>70569980
You're the slut here bud

>>70569951
Oh yeah?
I'll fuck him in front of you >:T

>>70569982
Me
>>
>>70569982
Just me
>>
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>be mexican
>have to watch the same dumb americunt make the same post in every thread

Anyone else here do shit like this?
>>
>>70569982
Literally me

>>70569979
Haha yeah and I'm Buzz Lightyear
>>
>>70569982

Im pretty kawaii
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>>70569938
>>
>>70569962
>not Sumday, Sophtware Slump or Under the Western Freeway
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>>70569995
Don't do it at the next midwest meetup

SPEAKING OF
the second annual /midwest/ meetup is coming up in a few months buds
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>tfw sinoala is obsessed with you
>>
Wouldn't it be crazy if we were all just girls pretending to be men
>>
>Posts Cara all day
>complains severely autistic kid posts the same thing every thread

This is why Trump won.
>>
>>70570002
wtf can I have your autograph
>>
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>>70569999
fucking checked, brother
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>>70569931
>>70569931
That's what's given me the best results lately.

What bothers me about that is when I try to show my friends they always give me shit for "trying hard" or listening to gay foreign shit.

>>70569962
I've listened to Grandaddy
great shit btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptPXxAds1Jc
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>>70570023
Y-yeah, that would be crazy. R-right?
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>he isnt a cute anime girl
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>>70570017
I probably wont bring him along

Will Iowa return?
>>
>>70570020

is just really annoying.
>>
>>70570032
>when I try to show my friends they always give me shit for "trying hard" or listening to gay foreign shit.

Tell em to eat shit Johnny
>>
>>70569988
Not a big Rush fan but I'll check it out
>>
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>>70570053
Stop obsessing over me
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>>70569995
>images rather than actions
Why not both?

>>70570017
Am I invited?
What are the details?
>>
>>70570017
Can I come?
>>
>>70570057

>Gyro says to eat shit and fall of his horse
>ends up tasting shit and falls off his horse

really made me think
>>
>>70570049
I don't think he's returned after spamming trap porn. The other Minnesotan's in Canada now so we may have to invite the Illinoisans and Wisconsinites too
>>
>>70570065

But i dont.

the only person i obsess over is connectacuk and thats because he is obsessed with me.
>>
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>>70570063
>Not a big Rush fan
>>
>>70570017
can we do it in chicago please
>>
>>70570066
yeee all midwesterners invited. we just find a middle point to meet up, eat food, hang out. Maybe drink or do autistic shit
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>>70570017
i'm invited, right?
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>>70569999
Because Mexico is shit.
I still don't hate you personally, please fuck me.
>>
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>>70570091
You're creepy
>>
>>70570091
untrue
>>
I cant stand geddy lee's voice, if Im being completely honest
>>
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>name my thread faggots
>fills up with faggos
like meme magic
>>
Ontario meetup soon
>>
I'm okay with people from Connecticut browsing here but I think they should be banned from posting.
>>
what cell phone do you guys use
>>
>>70570095
probably the easiest location if we go greater midwest.
>>70570101
not paying for your plane ticket but sure
>>
>>70570112
wow thats one rare image of justin
>>
Cali meetup WHEN
>>
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>>70570066
Because I have a qt femboy bf who loves me to death

>>70570074
>we may have to invite the Illinoisans and Wisconsinites
Wew

>>70570101
<.<
>>
>>70570109
It's an acquired taste. You'll grow to love it.
>>
>be me, girl
>go on chinese cartoon forums and alt-right news sites
>pose as a man
>post comments in favor of gayness and mass cucking

Anyone else here do shit like this?

One less man in this world is one less in competing females. Beta men are pretty much non-human anyways, I don't see a problem with making them their dumping ground.
>>
>>70570124
iphone 4
>>
>>70570102

whats wrong with you.

>>70570112
jotos atrae a mas jotos, es simple.
>>
>>70570112
Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see

>>70570117
Better be in Ottawa
>>
>>70570123
no u
>>
>>70570129
2bh if LMM came it would be fun, watch him take creepshots and get yelled at
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>>70570124
>giving yourself cancer
>>
>>70570132
Size queen here, if your penis is under 9 inches pls remove yourself from the gene pool
>>
>>70570124
S7
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>>70570098
nice

I have only had good experiences with online community meetups . I'm going to vote we rendezvous in the Black Hills and go camping on a lake

>>70570129
Where do I cop a "qt femboy" of my own?
>>
>>70570124
Still using an s5, waiting for it to grow legs and run away.
>>
>>70570160
We could all play Monopoly too and we could buy the orange tiles and sell them between ourselves just to piss him off
>>
>>70570186
fuggg a camping trip out west is the quintessential american thing to do besides roadtripping.
>>
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>>70570124
You can get all sorts of attachments. Like a camera lens, speaker and projector
>>
>>70570129
That's a really disappointing strip
>>
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>>70570179
>>
>>70570112
Nice picture of a faggot.
>>
>>70570186
Fuck off autist
>>
>>70570186
>Picking the furthest point from the rest of the Midwest for the Midwest meetup
Hahaha

Better we just put it in St. Paul again
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>>70570195
>not the blue tiles
>>
Will the scenarios in this video ever happen again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybjY9CK90VY&index=11&list=FLLUhk-0Mf8hWs_aDkhLMX7g
>>
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>>70570198
I've done both. Only good times, I promise it won't go south
>>
>>70570186
Also I got my qt bf from a bordertown in Texas so :T

>>70570248
There are only two dark blue tiles though?

Do you might the light blue ones starting out?
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>>70570275
No one will ever understand the image, just stop, stop, please stop
>>
>>70570129
Fucking a trap is not homo, prove me wrong.
>>
>>70570275
How much did he cost?
>>
>>70570186
>Where do I cop a "qt femboy" of my own?
Have I got an offer for you
>>
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>>70570293
It's a bad image
>>
>>70570275
>TX
brb vomiting

>>70570311
I'm listening

>>70570245
St Paul is also cool
I spend a lot of time down in the cities as it is though, given they're only like 3 hours away.
>>
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>mexicans
>>
Seriously, guys, do traps actually exist? Do they ever go out in public? Is it possible to meet one that doesn't whore itself out for attention?
>>
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>>70570315
It's the perfect image
>>
>>70570335
You let me live with you and I'll be your qt bf

You have to let me be the little spoon tho
>>
>>70570345
Check Craigslist
>>
>>70570344
so this... is the power... of british journalism
>>
>>70570345

they are all ugly.
>>
>>70570345
90% of traps are exhibitionists, they just do it for (You)'s
>>
HAPPENING
>>/pol/109921148
>>
>>70570126
this was when he was a cool faggot.
>>70570140
CHEEZY AS FUCK
>>70570138
lo único que odio de gay posting es que no saben controlarse los anones que lo hacen.
>>
>>70570307
It is because yes

>>70570310
Nothing?

A suppose a plane ticket up here that's it
>>
My lymph nodes are boutta buss
>>
>>70570399
>>>/pol/109921148
>>
>>70570399
add an arrow fug can't do this sober up
>>>/pol/109921148
>>
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>>70570399
wow frogs sure are xenophobic
>>
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>>70570344
hmm?
>>
>>70570426
>>70570427
oh boy
>>
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>>70570364
>let you
I'll make you

I have really high standards when it comes to femboys, though.
>>
>>70570426
>>70570427
Uh oh spaghettio

This does not bode well with current events
>>
>>70570443
Will you choke me sometimes? I'll pretty myself up if you'll choke me
>>
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>>70570426
Hmmm
>>
>>70570426
Why is t murder banned in Canada?
>>
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someone post the "justin treudeu welcomes people of any religion to canada" image from yesterday's country ban shitfest
nice going, canada
>>
>>70570401

A mi se me hace muy aburrido la verdad.

Debería estar prohibido.
>>
/cum/ recommend me a movie to watch tonight, I'm down for anything. Pref pre-2010's pls
>>
>>70570470
Time to get out if the shooter's white.
>>
>>70570472
Nice white girl tier fetish
>>
>>70570488
It is. Reports are saying that deranged Quebecois separatist Samuel Haide is behind the attack
>>
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>>70570472
anon please stop

[spoiler]I hope you like spankings too[/spoiler]
>>
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>>70570501
>>
>>70570506
Howard the Duck
>>
>>70570506
Sorcerer
>>
>>70570506
stay safe anon
>>70570426
>>
>>70570506
If you want dialogue-driven I recommend Glengarry Glen Ross. It's /biz/ tier as well. Has Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, and a younger Kevin Spacey.
>>
>>70570506
the truman shiw
starship troopers
>>
>>70570506
Five Easy Pieces
it's literally me the movie
>>
>>70570501
plot twist: the perpetrators are American militia forces
>>
>>70570426
>>70570427
based
>>
>>70570533

To hell.
>>
>>70570563
plot twist: its asians again because it's always fucking asians
>>
>>70570523
He can't keep getting away with this.
>>
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>>70570539
This is actually terrifying

>>70570550
>>70570554
>>70570558
>>70570559
I will download all these movies rn

>>70570553
It's okay, I'm not a m*slim
>>
>>70570523
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>
>>70570506
Me, Myself and Irene
>>
>>70570506
Something with Clint or Arnie
>>
>>70570633
>>70570633
>>70570633
>>
>>70570533
>have vetting processes for refugees
>don't take single guys
lying brown nosing fucker
>>
>>70570128
you are so beautiful
>>
>>70570409 My logic doesn't realy follow because of alcohol. Does my accent sound all right, though?
>>
>>70570525
Pls be my bf
>>
>>70570690
It's understandable
Could use some polishing

And traps are gay because you're still fucking a man no matter how girly he is

Same logic with trannies who haven't transitioned
>>
>>70570721
>>70570525
You two should come with us to /Midwest/

You could snugglestruggle in a tent together while me and St. Paul sit and try to drown out your erotic noises with campfire songs
>>
>>70570766
I'd like to come. Maybe next year
>>
>>70570739
>And traps are gay because you're still fucking a man no matter how girly he is

>Same logic with trannies who haven't transitioned

According to that logic I am bi, does that still count, though?I don't count myself as bi, since I don't find men attractive, still I find traps as hot as fuck, though. Am I gay? I really don't care at this point.
>>
>>70570766
What?
I don't care I've fapped to my share of trap doujinshi, so I really don't care.
>>
>>109928408
bump my thread thanks
>>
>>70571000
Shithead was wrong though, Danes drink constantly. Scandinavians are always drunk, no matter what.
>>
>>70570933
The traps you see in pornos aren't like the traps in real life muh dude.
>>
>>70571938
I don't find anything besides the the dick and cum attractive through, does that still count as gay, though?
>>
>>70572129
Yes that's very gay
>>
I am going to the military in a couple of days.
Do you have conscription in your country, and you find it fair? '

[spoiler]If you complain, then you're a shithead
who doesn't want to take any responsibility.[/spoiler]
>>
>>70572260
We moved here like 30 posts ago bud

>>70570633

And no the US doesn't have conscription
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