/brit/

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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08X5bhBHpkg

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https://www.thesun.ie/news/491339/up-to-50000-undocumented-irish-facing-deportation-from-the-us-as-donald-trump-vows-to-boot-out-illegal-immigrants/

wish i was dead haha

>>70568196
not surprised you knew that seeing as you're wet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faXIlp9Q0rU

>before bump limit
my jannysense is tingling

>>70568248
He's so fucking based omg

I feel my third my third eye opening.
*plop*
ahh yes, much better

>>70568290
Time to end the oldest alliance

>>70568248
good

he is related to Cromwell as well ha ha ha

haitiANO is here

SET YOU FREEEEEEEEE

Why don't white people have friends?

>>70568290
portugANO

>yanks call indicators "blinkers"
absolute joke of a country

watch me nae nae

*dabs*

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Britain is far better than majority of /brit/ suggests

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>>70568416

going to have a Marlboro® cigarette and look gay

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>>70568423
most of the uk looks right grim on an overcast day

>>70568429
look at the top of his head

>>70568449
same

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the gf

pop pop pop that's a reload ting

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FUQ

>bum a fag

how gay are brits?

>>70568474
better be reds you little fuck ahrhrhghghghh

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>>70568459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

Not a chance, this is where I live

Just got back from work lads, anything of note happen while I was gone?

>>70568523
I dabbed

>>70568515
>jerusalem
>uploaded by a Yank

jesus christ they're fucking obsessed with us

>>70568523
i heard some lad dabbed

>>70568523
someone did a mad dab

>>70568523
I bummed a fag

How strange it is to be anything at all

>>70568584
bit gay

why does the aiport refuse to call the police?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxPSycQW8axkDpJ_NYJViyA/live

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>awake 4 hours
>eaten 9,200 kJ

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trump here. ama.

>>70568619
they will soon, ppd has a history if not tolerating protesters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2zvGuxXeFw

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hmm

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chipping norton is fucking beautiful

take a look on google earth, foreigners

fuck off /brit/ i hate you all :@

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>>70568636

Marriage?

>Spend 2,000 a month on Landlord Schlomo's studio closet rent
>Spend $6000 on a shitty piece of mass produced carbon at Moische's JEWelers for your dried up bitch who hit the wall
>Spend 25,000 on the wedding so everyone makes your wife feel like a princess
>Spend another $3,400 on a honeymoon to some tourist trap
>Try to buy a small townhouse from Shekelstein for the low low price of $400,000 while paying for everything else
>After the kissing and roses every day period ends you notice she doesn't give blowjobs or kinky shit anymore
>Says that's "behind" her after fucking multiple Chads in her teens like a porn fantasy come true
>She claims to "have a headache" whenever you want sex
>Shoots out a brat or two of dubious paternity
>Cooking and cleaning slows down
>Bitching and nagging speeds up
>She compares you to other men
>Gets bored and wants to fuck around
>Divorces you
>Makes you look evil in front of the kids
>Takes your money and "children"
>Ungrateful for EVERYTHING you ever did for her
>You move into a cuckshed apartment while she lives large in your home with her new tattooed ex-con "boyfriend" named Reggie, Bruce, or Jaquan
>Suddenly she LOVES nasty perverted sex again

Gee

>>70568640
Lol why are you in Britain?

genuinely baffled by the popularity of dabbing

>please don't post it

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>>70568727
>michaelangelo himself carved that jeb end and japs eye

Truly inspirational

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>playing chess

having a look at the happy normies on facebook
sometimes i think i envy them but then i realise i'dm too socially stunted to interact with them anyway

what are your thoughts on income inequality?

>>70568730
JUST

>>70568712
>the faggot emoticon

>>70568773
Shut up nerd

>>70568730
Literally what happened to my dad

He just went full on sex pest and fucked about 100 prostitutes, slags and married women.

Now he's 55 and probably riddled with STIs, but I reckon he made the right choice in the end.

>>70568735
Golden shower time at Lulu's

>>70568768
Genuinely don't envy normies tb h

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>tfw 5'4 and built like a chicken tikka yorkshire pudding

>>70568782
>faggot
FOFFFFFY

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>>70568816
This has gone too far

>>70568849
how many mums are in your country

>hmmmmmm

>>70568849
why mate just pulling your leg haha x

>he's never shit in a forest

Making poop atm lads

>>70568876
i'm shit wherever i am

>>70568861
20-30
>>70568866
It just doesn't make sense anymore

>>70568849
Shut up HIV boy

@who are you quoting

Does anyone else audibly groan when they scroll down the page and see a Leaf's post?

might ask gf to do the sex

>>70568898
I'm not the gay one if that's what you think

>>70568945
>ask

cuck

>>70568890
>>70568894
>>70568910
>>70568925
Influenced

>>70568965
I don't want to go to prison

>>70568925
nah but i audibly groan when i slide my jumbo sausage into your mum's crusty minge

>>70568980
>asking a girl for sex
>not just seducing her and having your way with her

toilet bog fart

I need to become a druglord

going for an imported golden v rollie

roken is dodelijk

>>70569007
Sounds hot. Tell me more.

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What did he tell them?

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>>70569030

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nth for Victorian Ethics

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I want to suck everyone on /brit/'s willy and make them happy and give them a good time because they all deserve it

>>70569015
if she decides she was influenced, I raped her

this is why you're a virgin bro

ohh yes well done, you're from iceland! aren't you so special?

>>70569087
Those cunts must be fucking boiling

>>70569098
*jumps to the front of the queue*

does anyone ever stop and think, we're literally just fucking wild apes in suits?

frightening shit

>>70569115
Yeah I guess so, there are only about a thousand of us in the world

>>70569098
would you promise not to touch me in any other way? just suck me willy and then go away

>>70569105
>this is why you're a virgin bro

i can guarantee that i have shagged more girls than you m8

WTF is iceland?

Strawberries, cherries and an angel's kiss in spring
My summer wine is really made from all these things
Take off your silver spurs and help me pass the time
And I will give to you summer wine

>>70569128
not necessarily, arabs in the desert wear long dress things

>>70569157
INSANELY GOOD post

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>>70569132
>in suits

>>70569151
Yeah. I called it a bro-job when i did it for my friends in secondary school.

I'd just suck, swallow and either leave or grab them a beer sit down and continue the night .

>>70569030


DAT FUNI COS IT DEL BOY REFANCE

HA HA HA

ME GO WATCH MATCH OF DAY NOW I HOPE LIVINGSTON BEAT BOLTON CELTICS

HE HE HE

>>70569185
it wasn't that good calm down you little arse sniffer

Mexico's main claim to relevancy is the fact that America is fighting to keep them out of their country

>>70569098
will you wax all your bodyhair and wear thigh-highs and maybe a cute dress

>>70569153
okay buddy, glad you told me

>>70569160
>'summer wine' twice in 3 lines but at different points in the structure
>rhyming a plural with a singular

2/10 see me after class

>Week off
>No plans
>Very likely to spend the week sat in my house refreshing the same 3 websites every day

Hahaha

no one knows about his ""country""

JEFF IF YOU'RE HERE PLEASE COME BACK

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>>70569221
I already do all those things anon and the cute dress I usually wear for guys is a maid outfit with a collar.

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>>70569208

>>70569258
can you dress up as karen for me

just pumped. sorry

>>70569255

go visit the yorkshire dales

and remember to post your pictures here

If I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could, oh

>>70569268
I need to make a Karen outfit but im bad at that sort of stuff...

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>>70569288
you can buy her jacket

>>70569265
HA HA HA>>70569265

HE DO FUNI CONCERNY FAEC

I HEAR NOISE FROM BOTTOM

OOPSI

EHEHE

>>70569285
Placebo did it better that Bush

>>70569098
>>70569192
>>70569258
>>70569288
bent
runty
nonce

>>70569230
>do the sex
>I don't want to go to prison
>if she decides she was influenced, I raped her
>bro
>buddy

do you want to be one of us this fucking badly that you use a proxy yet your posts reek of fucking yank

>>70569311

karen looks so sexy

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>>70569309
No I can't :c

Lads my parents keep telling me I should travel but I don't even know where I'd want go

I'm not much of a party guy and the idea of travelling overseas to do drugs and have sex isn't very appealing

>>70569301
females are vile

>>70569331
it's over, stop being mad

back
dont even like smoking that much weird innit

>>70569317

Best version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgv88ZLi6LY

>>70569354
i do

AAAYYYYOOOO

DDDDDUUUUUUDDDEEEE

DUDE

LIKE....HAHAHAHAHA...

DUDE......

HAHHAHHHAA.........LIKE.....HAHHHHAHA...

DDDDDUUUUUDDDDE

THIS...LMAO.......

AAHHAAHAHA....DUDE........

THIS.....IS....HAHAHA.....

DUDE......LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA........DUDE LMAO

THIS....IS.....HHAHHHAA.......

SOME....HAHHAA...LMAAAAAOOOOOOO...

SOME....GOOD....DUDE....SOME HAHHAHAA......LMAO....WEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD

DDDDDDDUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEEEEEE
WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

AHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.....HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

DDDDDDDDDUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE

THIS.....

HAHAHAHAHHAA...IS.....LMAO....DUDE....IS.......HHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH........WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD.....

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....LIKE................LLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..............WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO GOOOD DUUUUUUUUUDDDEEEE!!!!!!!!!

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH DDDDDDDUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD LLLLLLLMMMMMMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

DIS.............SUM....REALLY.......AHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHA....DUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE.......LIKE..........REALLY......GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>70569353
it wasn't over i just popped out for a fag

you fucking anglophile

eating carrots atm. good source of vitamin A.

Remember to eat healthy and stay /fit/, /brit/

haitiANO

im so lonely, i saw a VERY beautiful girl at the store today but didnt talk to her.

>>70569348
are you that rich NEET spaz?

kys you half-man

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singing
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singing
Ooo, baby, ooo said ooo

>>70569357
i dont like marlboros
dont taste nice
i do like lucky strikes
but arent sold in tesco

>>70569382
Not sure who you're referring to but no I'm not that person

At work right now desu

>>70569348

are they willing to foot the bill? I bet NZ would be p. comfy

>>70569348
Go to New Zealand with me anon I need to go and stay their for a while anyway.

>>70569348
come amsterdam you'll like it here just don't touch the brown heroin it kills anglos

>>70569399
oh uh

brb haha

*appears offline and punches my bed from embarrassment*

will be asking me da if I can stay at the cottage for a month

getting pretty tired of civilization lads

am I still a fat person if I constantly think about food, yet never binge?

>>70569396
benny hedgehogs are a real mans ciggie m8

enough of the american shit

>>70569374
Theyre actually full of carbs

One of the worst vegetables to have

>>70569451
>not wanting good eyes

>>70569404
I have enough to do a trip on my own now that I'm employed

When I was younger they offered to pay for a trip as they did for my sisters (one went to the US, the other to Nepal) but I put it into an index fund instead like the MADMAN I am ahaha

>>70569412
But anon I want to travel outside of Australia

>>70569418
Doing drugs around a bunch of foreigners I don't know doesn't sound like the smartest thing, but I imagine the Netherlands is a nice looking place

also i really really dislike the smell it leaves on your fingers and hair and the aftertaste

really really dont like that

makes me feel a bit sick

>>70569463
Go to Japan with me that's next on my list. We can double team a cutie japanese maidgirl.

>>70569450
Benson n Hedges?

Benny Hedgehogs?

hmm

https://lichess.org/fFi9TLdk

>>70569463
Malta, Morroco, Southern France, Russia, Austria

Always wanted to see the navy blue night skies of the Mediterranean

>>70569496
virus dont click

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0OnmhhFk9g

must watch vid of aussie tourists at some japanese casino

its almost as if i'm addicted to cigarettes

limewax & lemon d

>>70569509
fuck off i want a game

>>70569534
I'd play you now lad but I have to dash x

Maybe later tonight

t. chesslad

>>70569529
dont know what that means wank me off

>>70569525
they sound like highschoolers

https://lichess.org/fFi9TLdk
https://lichess.org/fFi9TLdk
https://lichess.org/fFi9TLdk
https://lichess.org/fFi9TLdk

>>70569554

no worries

limewax & lemon d forthcoming on citrus recordings

>>70569525
>maxmoefoe
absolute wast man

>>70569484
>>70569507
Maybe. I'm sure there's a lot to see in those places.

I like the idea of going somewhere with a goal in mind, I don't know how well I appreciate an *environment* or *culture*

Made an appointment for an std check lads

>>70569525
>must watch

Not really

wank off me?

>>70569607
FONT

chess is literally autism: the game

>>70569525
what an aggravating little nerd

what's it like talking to blue eyed blonde women lads?

>>70569597
That's why you go to Japan with the sole goal of fucking cute maidgirls with faux cat ears on with your BIG ANGLO COCK

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Well maybe I'm just thinking that the rooms are all on fire
Everytime that you walk in the room
Well there is magic all around you, if I do say so myself
I have known this much longer than I've known you

>>70569646
it's actually pretty boring since all they talk about mostly is about themselves. the whole time you are thinking about how to bring about the topic of fucking her

t. blonde sex pro

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feel very sad all the time lads

>>70569715
stop breathing you anime nonce freak

>>70569715

I'm sorry lad. Is there someone you can talk to about it irl?

my advice to sad cunts: get a dream

when you have a dream in life you will persevere through all kinds of shit to achieve it

these guys are giving more reasons to vote trump in the next election
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxPSycQW8axkDpJ_NYJViyA/live

>>70569727
anime website

What were the 80s like lads? I'd have liked to have been a cocaine sniffing, champagne swilling yuppie city boy. Imagine getting to vote for Reagan/Thatcher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfgf9HatIHI

>>70569727
Thanks lad you made me smile desu

>>70569747
Not really, seen a psychiatrist, CBT therapist and psychologist separately and none really helped

>>70569761
I have aspirations but i never have the motivation to pursue them and always end up failing at the first hurdle

>>70569809
don't care nerd
>>70569855
>Thanks lad you made me smile desu
always here to help

>>70569835
LOVE the original Miami Vice

worth watching

>>70569761
this 2bh i desperately need something to work towards but i have no interests and don't know what i want from life

>>70569525
I never understood how gambling machines could be appealing to anyone, but I can definitely see why machines like that would get people hooked.

Think I might be a bit of a ponce lads. I look into the mirror and find myself really attractive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuz94ZIPfJk

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

heyyyyy you

gimme a (youuuuuuu)

https://www.youtube.com/user/memeulous/videos
what a legend lmao

>>70569886

For you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_fv0_8WMrI

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were the 80s the most aesthetic decade?

>>70569989

Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbL3NfWJUQs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQunCjYdAcU

this is a tune

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good game, this

have to be at my desk in 341 minutes

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>he thinks people click on his youtube links

>>70570105
I click on every link posted on /brit/

>>70570119

Thank you for your service anon.

>>70570090
shut up SHUT UP

>>70570105
I give most links a chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LxE8AQfKHc

>>70570119
www.nigerianstory.com

prove it

got called a yank dickhead here earlier
NOT happy

Remain Strong /brit/

>>70570139
why
>>70570155
yank dickhead

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ITS over,
trump will resign tomorrow

smeg me arse, lads. anyone else properly pissed about the Covenant trailer including a le sex scene? honestly could've done without it. stupid marketing crap baka

https://youtu.be/H0VW6sg50Pk

>>70570152
virus do not click

>>70570187
http://nigerianstory.com/2017/01/29/omg-wife-burns-n50000-of-her-husbands-secret-money/

Christie Brinkley or Phoebe Cates? In their prime, which one?

>>70570174
fuck off, insectoid

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfIcZtjAch8

haven't played chess in a while, anyone up for an online match?

>>70570267
thought american music is shit

>all of Trump's children are married to Jews
hmm... thinking...

wank
me

stiff upper lip

>>70570286
i would if you clicked on my link

Is it better to have a conventional tinder pic or a weird/outrageous one?

>>70570292

I like Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

>>70570301
All of Trump's children are married to jews, and jews still accuse him of being an anti-semite.
boggles the noggin

>>70570338
Have one that shows you're WACKY and ZANY

#notmytoiletbogfart

>>70570338
an average looking girl will get as much as 50 guys swipe right on her in a day. you tell me

>>70569620
>>70570267

>>70570319

oooooh hoh hohohoo oooo..i am watching you lad
teee heeehee

>>70570326
i'm in i think. you'll whoop my ass if you're half talented at this game, i'm mediocre and haven't played in years

Icelandic lurker clicked on it

they are only protesting at airports

>>70570326
i closed the browser since everyone's saying it's a virus. sorry m8.

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>>70570410
>>70570410
>>70570410
>>70570410
you didn't click on my link, only iceland did

>>70570387
So the outrageous then

>>70570448
everyone report this twat

>>70570448
Icelad taking one for the team

https://twitter.com/farhiya_khalif/status/825117005573419013

this is how yanks try to pull girls lmao

i'll only play chess if you visit nigerianstory.com

>>70570448
>hiragana
Weeb

Chess is for inferior minds.
Baduk is the thinking man's game

Which one tastes nicer?

Monster absolutely zero or monster ultra

>>70570548
My cum

>>70570548
that lads cum i hear

do people ever click on twitter links
I usually post some really good videos

https://twitter.com/getcIoser/status/825817942587736065

>>70570548
my mates cum

need some feedback on my vocal covers, leave a like! thanks guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUBBm1mXeI

>>70570519
this is 4chan m8

dunno when the last time you went on the front page was, but there's an entire 1/3 of the total boards under the "japanese culture" header

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>this is 4chan m8
>dunno when the last time you went on the front page was, but there's an entire 1/3 of the total boards under the "japanese culture" header

>>70570598

What I want to know is how that French dude managed to walk between the twin towers of the WTC but those Americans just jumped to their deaths.

>>70570598
Black people should not be allowed to use the internet

>>70570548
I think they taste the same but the drink is just a different colour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH1CMCtV4to

havent done the ol sex for a while

FUNNY ISNT IT

>>70570717
AIN'T IT FUNNY HOW IT HAPPENS

>>70570548
khaos or ripper are probably the nicest ones i've tried so far

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38793071

>shots fired at canadian mosque
>at least 2 killed

blatant set-up by CIA to make trump look good and trudeau look like a twat

>>70570717
imagine having sex with the same woman for the last three years in your early twenties

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>>70570799
YES

>>70570810
wall just got ten feet higher, juan

>>70570799
Trump third attack is against canada hahahaha

Is there anything at subway better than the "meat"ball marinara

trump fucked trudeau's mom, and now attacks canada

>>/pol/109926412

Imagine not living in an island nation and having to spend billions building ugly walls instead of just having a perfect natural barrier around the entirety of your country lmao

>>70570846

Canada is one of the hardest countries in the world to get into, and they recently cracked down on single men claiming refuge.

Does the Queen have citizenship in all the commonwealth countries?

>>70570965
Haha could you imagine?

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*walks towards the camera*

>>70571035
thanks

>>70570965
>Tfw want the whinging leeching scots to fuck off but don't want to have a Land border

>>70570974
no it isn't

>>70571035
wtf, When did /pol/ get so much posts

Milo Yiannopoulos CRUSHES MALE FEMINISTS! 2017

Why are all modern day physicists british or american? why are we so far ahead of everyone else?

How is it that Glasgow is so utterly shit but Edinburgh is brilliant

>>70571139
Gypsy curse on Glasgow

http://www.jackinworld.com/node/122/talk
this is the best thing ever
read the comments

>i am 12 and i love this tec but everytime i feel like im ganna cum i just piss all over myself... if any1 can tell me why please tell me

>So far I've tryed this once but wen I thought I was gonna cum I just pissed but the werid thing is I tryed this just after I had gone to the toilet
So should I keep going after I've pissed or wat?

>>70571169
Nonce

>>>109928408

shots fired at mosque in quebec city, lads

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>>70571169
>this was so nice i swollowed all my cum an tryed hard not 2 scream as my mum was next door arrrrrrrrr so nice

>Omg this was so wonderfull!!
>it had me peeing and sweating hard for 30 mins! Very nice

>>70570942
>>70571235
ABSOLUTE state of you lads

>>/pol/70571266

>>70571235
fucking racist frogs

>>70570942
>>70571235
>>70571277
jesus christ reddit

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normos are celebrating it

cbc is blaming it on trump

>>>/pol/70571266

>>70571277
>>70571108
>>70571235
fucking neck yourselves you failed abortions

>2 shooters

FALSE FLAG

Trumps Muslim ban really is pretty fucking meaningless because it only lasts like 3 months, I was excited at first because I thought it was permanent.

Also most of the 9/11 bombers were Saudis and it doesn't even include Saudi arabia AND a lot of them were dual citizens of countries such as Germany and it doesn't apply at all to dual citizens

Long term demographic shifts will still March on regardless of this and terrorists will just delay their journey 3 months

Feels like he's doing it like this just so he can say 'look I banned the Muslims like I said I would!'

look, i never link to other boards, alright?

>>70571317
/r/pol>>394828420

How did this happen? AK-47s are banned in Canada.

so whodunnit?

a white supremacist
or;
a refugee

>>>>/pol/109926412
here you mongs

>>>/pol/109928408

>>70571379
Sam Hyde

>>70571169
doing a sex wee is how you know you've finished
what a mong

quebec is getting their gun registry back now lmao

>>70571395
He can't keep getting away with it.

do not enable the nonce

>>70571429
OH FUCK

THAILAD

>>70571429
*enables you*

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>>70571452
>>70571456

>>70571452
shoo

>>70571471
>>70571471
>>70571471
new

>>70571452
>>70571456
vile
what if it was your kids

thaiguy

WARNING: ACTIVATING ALMONDS
PLEASE RETREAT TO A SAFE DISTANCE

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THAILAD

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>>70571496

>>70570800
haha yeah imagine that.