>be American >

In fairness I believe that we should ban niggers in addition to banning Muslims.

>>70567950

why don't they just shoot the beds????

>>70568272
We've tried that. It doesn't work.

how the fuck can anyone die falling out of bed?

>>70568303

use bigger bullets

>>70568210
You didn't ban Muslims tho, only those in countries which have never attacked you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lehbd3GHH4I

>>70568322
can't pull yourself up
phone too far to reach to call for help
die of starvation

>>70568320
bunkbeds and very old people

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>>70568427
Why do Amerigeezers sleep in bunkbeds? I thought you have large houses built on giant tracts of land.

>>70567950
>getting hit by a bus
Do you tards jump off the bus stop to get a bus or something?

>>70568487
Cardboard houses aren't known for being spacious.

>>70568427
>bunkbeds
that's bs, I've fallen from bunkbeds several times and I haven't died

>>70568546
you're also a few hundred pounds less then the average burger.

>>70568526
lmao

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>>70567950
>armed toddlers

>>70568964
Her ay-ay-eyes are rather pepesque. Cute.

>>70567950
>be American
>lying in bed watching TV at 1:00pm on a Wednesday
>try to reach over to my nightstand to finish the rest of my cheeseburger
>can't reach it
>stretch a bit more
>really trying to reach it
>c'mon now
>end up falling off of bed
>can't get up because rolls of fat don't allow me to sit up
>try to pull myself up by grabbing onto mattress
>wood below instantly snaps
>iPhone is on nightstand, can't reach
>yell for help, but no one hears because I live in rural Alabama and my mom is working her third job so no one home
>eventually starve to death after 1 hour and 30 minutes on ground

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>>70569028
>anon do you like my eyes? pls be honest

>>70568572
>>70568546
>>70569141
obese people are at risk of a condition called sleep apnea where they stop breathing while asleep and it can cause a lot of strain on the heart, if youre fat and fall on your front without waking up then youre probably gonna suffocate to death

>>70569163
Not as much as I like your pussy(butthole).

>>70569247
good riddance fucking natural selection at work.

>>70568360
You're right, seven countries is not enough. That leaves us with like 40 more to ban.

>>70568546
Argentinians aren't people

>>70570667
made me kek, take your (You)

should we deport every bed on America back to Mexico?

>>70570831
yes, and buses too, they're a danger to society