Mans best friend edition
gas the chinks race war now
So I'm working on a story, not sure if it's shit or not.
me on the right
>be me, American
>go on /r/Canada and Canadian news sites
>pose as Canadian
>post comments in favor of refugees and mass immigration
Anyone else here do shit like this?
One more shitskin in Canada is one less in America. Canada is pretty much a non-country anyways, I don't see a problem with making them our dumping ground.
>>70566064
what did he mean by this?
>>70566076
Sounds like autism to be honest.
>>70566076
>Americans in charge of trying to troll Canadians
Try harder m8, it's embarrassing.
>>70566076
Thought I was the only one to post there!
The more i read about libertarianism the more it makes sense
>>70566142
We need socialist libertarianism
>>70566018
chinks earned this country fair and square kid
>The more i read about libertarianism the more it makes sense
>>70566110
>>70566111
>>70566123
Hmmm?
便利な言語、例えばスペアン語か官話かわり、なぜ俺は無用な言語を覚えたのかな
マジで、この言語を勉強することによって、命の三年を無駄にした
スペイン語を勉強すれば、同じ時間の中に初心者から
「ドン・キホーテ」を読める習熟度 のができます
マジで、同じ間違をしてはいけません!
>>70566194
ching chong nip nong
>>70566170
Here we go with the stupid imposters
Im leaving I'll come back when the idiots are gone
>>70566194
anatowa nico nico ni desu
>>70566111
QUÉBEC
É
B
E
C
>>70566173
t. Chang Xiao
>>70566212
By bb
>>70566076
now you need a 2000 mile wall and a 6000 mille wall
>>70566212
Back the fuck off my trip!?
how do you cite a lecture? I know how to do it in the works cited part but how do you do it in the actual paper? like if I was in my paper and was talking about licking dutch nips I would put in (CB,145) how would you do this with a lecture?
>The more i read about libertarianism the more it makes sense
>>70565978
I love Dr Savage
We are running in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrxJCOVsV1E
it is a new way I wanna be
>>70566194
ching chong come mierda nip nog a la verga caca hago pis hago popo bing bong nip ding dong mitsubishi toyoda honda build wall me gusta balls.
>>70566246
You all are gonna need a wall when me and my friends eventually leave this racist xenophobic sexist land
>>70566194
sorry, i dont speak Toronto
I'm eating a taco bowl right now
I love Hispanics
wish we could build a wall between canada and pakistan
Hmmmmmm
I'm not getting premium spotify, annoy me all you want
>>70566330
how would a wall around toronto work?
>be me, American
>go on /r/Canada and Canadian news sites
>pose as Canadian
>post comments in favor of refugees and mass immigration
Anyone else here do shit like this?
One more shitskin in Canada is one less in America. Canada is pretty much a non-country anyways, I don't see a problem with making them our dumping ground.
>>70566288
He loves you
>>70566338
Now how many of those countries not on it have an ISIS problem?
>>70566357
we'd flood it in winter and host hockey games on top of the the grave lake
>>70566338
i love how people think all muslims come from the middle east.
Also I'd like to see Trump Tower Mogadishu
>>70566357
A dome- radiating 50 km in each direction from the centre of Toronto and Vancouver.
Two domes to protect a nation.
I wonder what life is like when you don't want to kill yourself.
>>70566367
Egypt most certainly does
Why is the Final Fantasy theme so comfy buds
>>70566357
When I'm prime minister we will take all the pakis and put them on a barge and sink it in the middle of the lake
>>70566338
>the most "civilized" countries of islam countries are not banned
really made me think
also help me solve my captcha
>be me, American
>go on /r/Canada and Canadian news sites
>pose as Canadian
>post comments in favor of refugees and mass immigration
Anyone else here do shit like this?
One more shitskin in Canada is one less in America. Canada is pretty much a non-country anyways, I don't see a problem with making them our dumping ground.
>>70566443
>a non democrat being elected in Canada
lel
>>70566456
obviously its the palm tree
>>70566412
>i love how people think all muslims come from the middle east.
The five largest muslim majority countries aren't in the middle east
>Post 2011-2012 vaperwave
Literally shitty nu retro synthpop
>>70566426
True. But no where nearly as bad as the others. They don't even hold any territories in Egypt.
Stop pretending to be me (@\/@)
>>70566477
I consider myself a Liberal
>>70566493
stop making up words you fucking hipsters
>>70566493
>not listening exclusively to electronic music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9eJgMOf4m0
>>70566456
>too prove you're not a robot, select all squares containing street signs
>there aren't any street signs
>>70566477
>>a non democrat being elected in Canada
what does that even mean dumb commiefornian
>>70566506
got a snort out of me
>>70566338
Everyone does business with those countries, or gets oil from them.
Justin refused to stop doing with Saudi's despite their human rights abuses because it's a billion dollar industry.
The idea is that christian refugees are less prone to violent crime than muslim ones. Is this correct?
>>70566493
>try to prove you wrong
>all of the memewave songs I listen to are from 2011
huh
>>70566464
lel impotent american thinks he's subversive
>>70566517
That's when you select something stupid like a tire or a window
Really makes them think
>>70566553
the genre's been dead for a while now
>Be me, riding bike in bike lane
>Suddenly van that has been driving a little bit in front of me starts veering into the bike lane and nearly pins me against parked cars
>Van is used for some School charter company, looks like its been in a collision before
>dude at the wheel was talking on his cell phone the entire time
am I a dick for getting the license plate and reporting him? I tried to stop him at 2 red lights but he just sped off eventually getting on the highway.
>>70566546
Brazil has 12 million Arabs. The vast majority of them are Christian Arabs or Arabs who later convert to Christianity to fit in with their Arab brethren. How often do you hear about Arabs in Brazil blowing shit up?
>>70566443
Do as the romans did, sow them in a sack with a viper, monkey, dog and chicken. Then throw the sack into the sea
>>70566546
According to my ex-gf who was lebanese, yes
>>70566590
Nope. Would've done the same.
>>70566610
Why isn't she Lebanese anymore?
>>70566600
There's nothing in Brazil to blow up
>>70566610
I had a lebanese friend who was a total qt. She left 3 years ago. I could have had her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
found my new favorite song famalam
>>70566590
what colour was the driver?
>>70566646
She moved to austria
The fact that Persia became Muslim annoys me.
>>70566620
ok then fuck him
>>70566674
take a wild guess
>>70566658
theres that giant jesus statue
or is that argentina...
>>70566717
that's brazil
>>70566672
Romania doesn't exist
>>70566674
>colour
>>70566717
I think that's in Rio
>>70566590
>bike lanes that are a paint strip away from dumbasses like that
Keep it in the burbs kiddo
I want to ________ Succubus-chan!
>>70566836
Literally who
>>70566836
spoon
>>70566836
>not the dullahan
as usual, your bad taste is showing
>>70566836
fuck, forgot the pic
This girl told me I'd be really good at working at a Chilis restaurant
What does that mean?
>>70566836
who?
>>70566836
¿que?
>>70566874
dullahan best waifu
but succubus chan is BUILT for sexing
>>70566888
that you were 100,000 off from good dub trips
>>70566888
You either look mexican or were acting like one. Shameful.
>>70566875
have kids
>>70566908
quoi
/architecture/
>>70566947
/fah/
>>70566947
Cars and lamppost are more aesthetic than the buildings, Sad!
/kaiju/
>>70566973
that shit looks retarded
>>70566987
everything about the picture is aesthetic, bud
whenever I listen to bones I just want to be a dirt bag scrappy kid that gets into fights and smokes pot
>>70566991
More like /Akira/ amirite
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2015/11/23/why-every-man-should-study-the-ancient-classics/
aYo liL nIGgaS, was poppin?!?
>>70567010
Nope, it's plain jane
>>70566610
Why did she dump you?
>>70566991
mothra a SHIT
always ruining Big G's fun. Fuck the twins. Stupid fucking moth
>>70567076
that's where you're wrong
it was one of the first examples of international architecture and its designed by the greatest architect of the international style
>>70566291
>tfw there are a bunch of suburbs near where I live that stopped progress in 08 or 04 and I have no car to doriftu
I'm sure the cops watch them anyways, but there are some that are quite a-ways(?) from normal populations
business idea: remake anime movies as live action Hollywood blockbusters
>>70567010
>that shit looks retarded
>>70567095
square up bitch nigga
>>70567127
Delet this.
>>70567127
Fuck OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF
>>70567127
terrible
>>70567091
Because she was moving to another country
>>70567106
It was made for simpletons
>>70567127
Yeah i'm sure the k-on movie will make gangbusters
>>70567127
Reminder that L is being played by a nigger.
I LOVE to eat chicken potpourri!!
>>70567182
>It was made for simpletons
>>70567142
>>70567127
>>70567155
>>70567166
>>70567180
>>70567185
>>70567205
Starring Matt Damon as Tetsuo Shima
>>70567213
is that the 2014 game? How is that
In the theater rn, ama.
>>70567242
starring scarlett johansson as the major
>>70567212
King of plebs, every building he made was a block
>>70567281
why are you all alone at the theater u loser freak. how sad. baka
>>70567259
I dunno, I only played the best one
>>70567212
all his buildings look the same
>>70567297
>not appreciating modernism and old architectural styles equally
>>70567205
kek
Does anyone have the pic of Johnny Rico saying "I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all"?
>>70567310
Third time in the past 2 weeks, it's really nice to escape from everything for a few hours.
>>70567316
And how was that? I only had Save the Earth
>>70566947
i took dis
>>70567358
When you see couples kissing in the rows in front of you, how does it make you feel? Like an inadequate?
>>70567358
What are you watching f@m?
A guy was smoking a huge joint in line at burger king. Nobody said anything.
>>70567400
10/10. Mechagodzilla best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd-2TWoWidI
>>70567433
>allowing smoking inside
Whites in Canada rank:
1.) Prince Edward Island
>97%
2.) New Brunswick
>96%
3.) Newfoundland
>94%
4.) Nova Scotia
>93%
5.) Québec
>87%
6.) Saskatchewan
>82%
7.) Alberta
>75%
8.) Ontario
>72%
9.) Manitoba
>70%
10.) British Columbia
>67%
Fun fact: I made the first /cum/ thread
>>70567433
'Twas I. Apologies for the inconvenience.
>>70567484
eastern canada strikes again
>>70567507
prove it
I'm so bored right now. I wish I wasn't such a loser so I'd have friends to talk to.
Fun fact: I make the best /cum/ threads
>>70567528
I didn't screencap it. I didn't expect it to take off.
>>70567433
>things that didn't happen
>>70567123
fuck the police.
drifting is a right!
>>70567465
It's not allowed, but if you've ever worked in retail or food service, you know it's not worth trying to stop some who's deranged enough to try that in the first place.
No point in getting stabbed over a minimum wage job.
>>70567544
Then you can't disprove the fact that I made the first /cum/ thread. Nice try.
>>70567524
Ontario is Eastern Canada
>>70567415
I usually sit as far back as possible and don't look at anything but the screen
it'd be nice to go the theater with a cute boy someday though
>>70567430
The Founder
I really wanna see Fences but it only has one screening at 945 and I have work in the morning
>>70567524
>>70567484
>quebecois
>white
>>70567410
Nice where is that? I took this pic in Manhattan this summer
>>70567579
>Louisiana
>white
Alright /cum/
>>70567561
Fair enough, I just assumed a manager at a food place would make an effort to avoid bothering the other customers. You tell them not to and if they refuse say you're calling the police sort of thing.
Rate me
>>70567572
'no'
>>70567579
t. 77% non-hispanic white
>>70567554
>he's never been to chinatown in Toronto at night
>>70567600
I already proved I'm white
Doing some chemistry homework rn
>>70567618
I don't think I was there
>>70567615
yes
you're all welfare leeching niggers
>>70567582
New FMC building in Philly. The picture doesn't do the whole building justice.
I think I've seen that building before. Its actually curved at the bottom going up, right?
Lol when the CTR shills just got 40 million dollars and they choose to ruin liberal websites.
Kind of wish I was Quebecois 2bh
>>70567623
canada west of the ottawa river isn't canada, sorry
>>70567572
Lolno
At best Ontario is considered central Canada, though if you say "the west" most in Newfoundland and the Maritimes will put Ontario in the category.
>>70567647
explain
it's a canadians argue which strip of land is the least shit episode
>>70567657
>>70567662
Ontario is Eastern Canada and you're grouped with them. Deal with it.
>>70567649
kind of wish i wasnt me 2bh
>>70567674
all of its shit, it's about which is the most shit
>>70567677
ontario sits above the mid-west of the united states
its NOT eastern you sad sack of shit
>>70567657
Absolutely this
Absolument ceci
>>70567674
It's objectively Northern Ontario
>10 minutes into Demi-class n chill and she gives you this look
wut do?
>>70567622
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/70324658/#70326094
No regional flag, but that's me
>>70567679
Same. I wish I would just die already or get the balls to actually go through with killing myself once instead of pussying out again.
>>70567710
>celts
>white
I remember that
>>70567704
Kiss her and hold her hand because she's pure and not for s*x.
>>70567710
>celts
>white
I'm so glad i evolved byond the need for a gf
FUCK OFF
>>70567710
>germanic
>white
Who here in /cum/ has actually kissed someone who isn't a family member before? Kissing someone as a little kid doesn't count.
>>70567767
no lol
>>70567607
Middle management often doesn't care either around here. I used to work in a dollar store downtown, and there was this lady who looked like a vampire crack whore that would come in and steal stuff by the bagful, all while loudly talking to herself.
If the security guards weren't in, the managers just told me to follow her from a distance until she left. She'd run away from me too. It was kind of fun.
>I'm so glad i evolved byond the need for a gf
>>70567778
ive kissed 1 girl
>>70567664
They canvas the sites with all anti-trump propaganda and it ends up pissing off the more moderate leftists.
>>70567778
Who hasnt?
>>70567778
I held a girls hand
>>70567810
Get the fuck out of here.
>>70567778
wait
there are virgins in /cum/?
Ah yes, another year where I pretend to enjoy the pro bowl.
>>70567819
Shut the fuck up
>>70567778
One time a drunk lesbian licked my face. Does that count?
>>70567778
I kissed a guy, it was really bad though
>>70567814
>tfw never been in the same room as a girl
>>70567815
slut
if you have a tinder account you should gtfo /cum/ because you're an insufferable normie
>>70567822
N-no! I-i've had sex! It was with a girl from another school! You wouldn't know her, she's from Canada!
>>70567778
lmao yes plenty of times
>>70567848
it felt warm
>>70567857
what does a canadian girl's vagina feel like?
*googles 'will i be 5'10" forever'*
>>70567879
never reply to me again you prostitute
How many girls (female) have you kissed? Unless of course, you're really all kissless virgins.
>>70567857
Liar
Seems extra autistic tonight. Think I'll stick around.
>MANLETS
>>70567903
A-alright..I haven't had a friend since 5th grade.
>>70567902
that has already been asked you dumb frogposter
>>70567902
He was a girl(male)
>>70567919
kys
>>70567912
>>70567919
I'll be your friend
My gf (guy) hasn't had her period in a long time. What do I do?
>>70567912
That's a lot of homosexual medicine you've got there
>>70567927
Male girls don't count.
>>70567888
delet this
How can I make myself get taller? Stretches?
>>70567972
Says you faggot
>>70567992
how tall are you? and the only way is surgery in india LOL
>>70567972
that's where you're wrong kiddo
>>70567919
what a fucking loser, i had friends until high school
>>70567902
My "count" is exactly 2 (TWO) whole female girls
>>70567019
chinook isn't Salish. basically it's all the tribes living in this area.
salmon is literally the only they care about
they live in long wooden houses and have totem poles
Took the pro bowl to sell out the Dolphins stadium.
>>70568009
>>70567997
t. cock-hungry homosexuals
>>70568000
4'3
>>70568027
I'm not gay, unlike a certain californian
>>70568017
Really based culture when they're not drunk beating their wives.
>>70568022
Trump enjoys animes like the attack on titan, inspiration for the wall
>>70567704
I shout "boo-yah!" at the top of my lungs and slap my thighs in exuberance
>>70568017
Alright. When do you have to have the trade paper done by?
>>70568027
You're my favorite poster
>>70568028
you should invest in thick rope
>>70567758
you are a good boy im proud of you
>>70568068
It's only a temporary ban until moefags can be properly vetted.
>girls(male)?
>yah, Im a fan.
>>70567767
watch your language there are little baby canadians in here
So what's your limit on previous partners a girl has had in order to be your gf? Any answer other than zero is a cuck.
If you wanna blow smoke, go hack a dart, bud.
>>70568121
I prefer she is properly blacked before relations.
>>70568121
One
I haven't had any friends since 5th grade but I have absolutely no issues talking to people. I still can't make friends.
>>70568101
the most conceited region in the US
>>70568145
>>70568121
lost my virginity to a girl that had one sexual partner before me, am i a cuck?
>>70568167
Only if it was good.
r8 me
>>70568167
If you breathe you're a cuck. You're breathing air other people already used.
>>70568189
I'm a cuck if the sex was good? It was alright
>>70568167
idk, I've only been with one person
>>70568199
post thighs
>>70568199
can't read that scribble
>>70568199
Cut your hair you pinko faggot
i hate jews
>>70567778
Yuck! I'd rather not be infested by cooties, thank you very much.
REALLY makes me think
>yes sir I do like traps
You heard it here first
I'm amazed that there are protests at our local airport. That airport does not do any international flights and will not deny access to anyone inbound.
>>70568077
>when
it's due Wednesday by midnight but I have to be somewhere until 10 pm Wednesday and have another paper to write tomorrow and will only have 2 hours for homework on tuesday so I'm going to try to finish it tonight. it only needs to be a couple pages long so it's not a big deal
>>70568062
yes. I legitimately wish I was one. cool culture stuff plus my college would be paid for plus every tribe member gets a share of the casino profits at the end of the month
>>70568202
If it's good it means she learned how to please men with her first partner and must've gone lengths to master the techniques.
>>70568207
me too
I'm a war veteran who has fallen in hard times. I don't have enough (You)s to feed my wife and her son. If anyone could spare a few I'd appreciate it. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs.
>>70568275
nice edit
>>70568199
You look like the guys I used to bullying back then
>>70568262
Which map is this?
>>70568281
In the interest of equality, if 1 airport is being cleansed of fascists then they all must be
>>70568284
OK
>>70568288
cuck
>>70568207
That's cute
>>70568299
You can't prove that
>>70568199
hippie uggo /10
>>70568225
>>70568287
she basically just lay there
and she only learned how to deepthroat after months
imo its the worst of both worlds, she's already been defiled but still fucks like a virgin
@704568291
Sorry, I don't support glorified murderers
How big is too big for a penis to no longer be feminine?
>>70568328
*looks back at the post*
Christ almighty this general is fucking terrible. Weeb fags, assorted turbo degenerates and nobody with anything interesting to say.
Every couple days I come back hoping it will get better but it's still utter trash.
Think I might stop posting on 4chan entirely. Fuckin hate the addictive nature of this website.
@70568291
uh, sorry man I'm all out of (you)s
>>70568275
lol
>>70568299
lol fag
Would I pass as a Chicano if I dressed the part
>>70568352
Post dick picks
>>70568332
yoooooooooooooooooo
wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>70568352
quien te conoce largo de mi hilo
>>70568354
says the one proclaiming his love of dicks on the map
>>70568325
You're cute
>>70568352
fuck OFF cia
>>70568344
Anything above 4 is no longer cute.
>>70568367
get a trenchcoat
Ring-a-round the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down
>>70568378
map proves my straigtness
>>70568332
take a better picture, /cum/ isnt visible, it looks like /ut/
*stares at this thread in disbelief*
have you ever had autism
>>70568379
Be my cute bf, Arkansas
>>70568370
post your mothers vagina
>>70568380
that's not me you fuckin retard jesus christ kill yourself nigga
Done with this shit mane. Peace.
>>70568399
Im looking right at the map
my favorite color is green
Just bought SuperPower 2. I'm gonna nuke Israel.
>>70568413
Why don't you have your reddit flags on?
I will tho. Where do you live?
>evening /cum/
>>70568370
political violence is being normalized what are you going to do about it
>>70568425
I'll find you
>>70568407
there's this autistic guy who I'm basically in charge of calming down when he freaks out at everyone
>>70568407
nope
>>70568442
carry a gun for self-defense rather than ""Nazi"" shooting
>>70568442
Shoot back
>>70568456
>literal tard wrangler
>>70568455
and do what?
hire your mafia buddies to put a hit on me?
>>70568437
alright now post just your hands
both at once please
>>70568488
yes
they're snaking spagehtti through the internet cables right now
>>70568425
Post map
One day i'll be able to afford a one bedroom shotgun house on the outskirts of town. god that's gonna be a nice life
>>70568524
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625
*hic*
>>70568524
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625
>>70568535
>i was born in le wrong generation
why does my room suddenly smell like meatballs
why do I hear the godfather tune playi-
>>70568576
shit bread
>>70568486
it's not my official job or anything but I'm on my college drumline and the guy next to me has autism and everyone else just gets mad at him but me. like once when there wasn't enough cymbals for everyone and he didn't get one he started to cry in the middle of the basketball game in front of everyone. I had to talk to him and make him understand that it's not cause everyone hates him. the other guys just get made at him when he does this stuff. it's really frustrating to deal with, especially when I'm trying to learn stuff while also trying to make sure he's ok at the same time
>>70568586
Consider it a gift, from Tony Soprano
>>70568491
alright but im worrying that my secret identity might be revealed despite my mask
>>70567465
Marijuana is healthy for you
Just nuked Israel
>>70568547
what u drinking nigga
>>70568547
Eheheh
Nice face there bud
no one will know I'm actually an illegal alien