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Red Ed edition
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Jeremy Corbyn
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Can't believe trump actually went through with that ban

Madman
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What's your favourite car?
You DO have a favourite car right?
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sophie
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Return of the Blairites
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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These strikes are wrong, at a time when negotiations are still going on but parents and the public have been let down by both sides because the government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner. After today's disruption, I urge both sides to put aside the rhetoric, get around the negotiating table and stop it happening again. At a time when negotiations are still going on, I do believe these strikes are wrong; and that's why I say, both sides, after today’s disruption, get around the negotiating table put aside the rhetoric and sort the problem out because the public and parents have been let down by both sides, the government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner. What I say is the strikes are wrong when negotiations are still going on, but the government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner in the way it's gone about these issues after today's disruption, I urge both sides to get around the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric and stop this kind of thing happening again. What I said public and in private to everybody involved in this is.., get around the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric and stop this kind of action happening again. These strikes are wrong because negotiations are still going on, but parents and the public have been let down, by the government as well, who have acted in a reckless and provocative manner. I think parents up and down the country have been affected by this action, and it's wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on.. parents have been let down by both sides because the government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner, I think that both sides should after today's disruption, get around the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric and stop this kind of thing happening again.
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students are so naive
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>tfw you realise all the anti-dog posters are muslims

lightbulb.clipart
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>>70560325
RX7 (I own one too)
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I study english at Uni but after 3 years of crap I hate literature, what do?
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>>70560357
S
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a
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'
t
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>>70560357
Can you give me a quick summary?
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>>70560380
very nice
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>>70560325
subaru impreza

could feasibly get one soon
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We are all thinking of the episode in season 1 where everyone has to ride bikes forever in some glass/interactive nightmare?
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*storms into the thread with a bucket of paint and a brush then proceeds to paint a line right down the middle*

OK you stay on that side and I'll stay on this side if you know what's good for you
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gone and built up the acid tolerance again haven't i
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RX7 is a peak Deano car in his single days before he had to settle down with the misses and get a sensible Audi or BMW on lease

Terrible car for terrible people
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>>70560410
The bathroom is on your side though mate.
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... me and of myself edward samuel milliband ...
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>>70560306
We're taking it all back
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me 5'9 in the front
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXBUW7X0NOc

screaming
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>>70560406
i have an 06 impreza

don't know how the fucker is still running
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Pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre

i rate it
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whats this line about? haha
*walks right over it*
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>>70560325
blista compact
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Twingo best car ever made
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>>70560325
400r landcruiser e63 wagon
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>>70560325
any generation of the s-chassis, earlier the better
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>>70560325
Those retro hippy vans
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>>70560487
people forget that traders need access to dixons
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>car people

as yes

yes... that's right
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shia seems like an evil threatening fuck
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>>70560380
how often do you need to do the seals
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>>70560325
can't even think of a meme answer i don't know shit about cars
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>>70560573
his first name is literally an islamic sect
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>>70560558
Deanos the lot of them
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>>70560465
>those bulges
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I only like movies where all the characters die via outlandish plots involving industrial-sized meat-grinders
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>>70560573
t. beta
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>>70560608
bent
runty
nonce
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pedestrianisation of Oxford Street

think it's a good idea
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>>70560666
observed
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having a wank to a girl from work
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>>70560325
S-Class S63 AMG with black rims
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>>70560325
Always wanted an Aston Martin Vanquish ever since I watched Die Another Day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCV5XWiW6gc

>tfw the politic-otron 5000 malfunctions
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>>70560596
lemans lmp1 toyota
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>>70560590
Me personally? Haven't done the seals on my current FD. It is at 65k miles and the compression is fine. It could well go to 100k miles on stock seals but I will replace them with some better ones this summer probably because I am planning on adding some more power
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>>70560719
:(
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does anyone remember that british tv show for tweens about the aliens who pretend to be that girl and boy's parents?
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>>70560608

poof
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>>70560688
screams of 2007
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax67_yNCdWA

HA HA
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it is a french champagne
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>>70560743
If you mean My Parents Are Aliens, you should be ashamed of yourself for not at least trying to guess the title
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>>70560743
My Parents are Aliens
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grind that to the beat OIOI
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>>70560690
>not even white

Shit goys, even we still have white people leading the anti-white movement
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what's that film about an american psycho called?
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>>70560813
HOLD TIGHT THE PASTY #OIOI
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>>70560805
>>70560797

ah ha ha ha this show was sick. I watched British TV when I lived in Abu Dhabi. Did you guys enjoy this show?
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my dad owned a 1968 volga

was honestly a very nice lookingg car
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>>70560756
typical beth aha whats she like
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>>70560837
Ed Milliband is white
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>>70560843
transgenders 3
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>>70560837
milliband is a polish jew
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Where my /NSX/ boys at?
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Film about some rings, and a guy who was lord of them. Any ideas?
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what's that film about gremlins called?
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>>70560859
poor mans daf 33, if it can't compete in backwards racing its SHIT
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>>70560843
Nightcrawler
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Bet that mong at swansea does history or some shite

Thinking he's hot shit, fucking hell
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What is that film about the rise of a dark knight called?
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>>70560882
here but not that one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyXo6RumGT0

mental
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>>70560887
Alri karl
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>>70560883

Chariots of Fire
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>go to 2nd/3rd world countries
>nice cars mean mafia or politician

ah yes
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>>70560871
>>70560876
Miliband Defence Forces are present lads, on your toes
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Does anyone remember that British cartoon about the family that lives in the floating platform in space alone where all the utility people are just the same guy dressed different?
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>>>/tv/78915258

HMMMM
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tfw 23 and receding hair line
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>>70560935
>deancon 2016
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>>70560912
L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir
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>>70560386
english literature?
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>>70560935
>see young moroccan in a nice bmw
>it has the little number above the dash of how many times the plates have been """"""lost""""""""
everytime
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>>70560931
v. good answer
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doing a refresh
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CARIBBEAN QUEEN
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*see something expensive, or out of my affordability range posted*

*clears throat*
*cracks knuckles*
*slides keyboard closer to self*

DEANO
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>>70560959
>tfw massive scar on the top of my head where no hair grows
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Have you ever seen a pregnant Chinese woman?
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I want /brit/ to be about British!
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>>70560954
>52 seconds
hmm indeed
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>>70560854
yes
wth were they showing it in dubai for
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>>70560935
>go to brazil
>cars mean mafia because they are the politicians
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Don't care what anyone says, a Range Rover to drop the kids off to school is the British motoring dream.
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>>70561001
what's this
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>39 posters
feels different without t'normies
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me breaking out of the friendzone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw
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2012 Lexus LX 470

AMA
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>>70560882
not a fan of those nigger wheels
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>>70560988
Well the official title of the thing says Culture, Literature, and History

But it really is just literature and a few time-wasters
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muslamic ray guns
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>>70560688
>he literally lives in a stables
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>>70561075
this
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>>70560325
TVR Sagaris
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>*see something expensive, or out of my affordability range posted*

>*clears throat*
>*cracks knuckles*
>*slides keyboard closer to self*

>DEANO
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>>70561117
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Got called a pubehead on Facebook lads.
Fuming
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>>70561075
hahahahahahaha alri arry redknapp
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>>70561111
Do you top off your own wiper fluid?
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>>70561075
they're really unreliable, but yeah best jeep
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>>70561111
>quads
intriguing
>leaf
get the fuck out
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>>70561153
care not do i
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>>70561080
you don't have this in the uk? thought it was a european standard thing
when you lose your plates and have to order new ones you get publicly humiliated by a number above one of the dashes
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>>70561146
>picture was taken in America

changes my whole perspective on things now
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>>70561114
>frenchmen study english culture in university

how times have changed
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>>70561201
lmao
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>>70561142
used to nick the dusties off these in the olden days
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>>70561205
How do you lose your license plate?
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>>70561111
how much did ur dad pay for it?
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>>70561205
Why is that humiliating?
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>>70561205
interesting. why does the moroccan mafia guy have loads
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>>70561180
no my servant does

>>70561201
alri sheed
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>hearing europoors unironically laugh about being unemployed for 6+ years

cringe
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>>70561205
how does one lose their licence plates?
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feel like gregor from the metamorphosis
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wish i'd studied anthropology
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>>70561114
literally why, sounds like a waste of time. I guess if it interests you fair enough. what do you plan to do with it in the future?
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GET IN THE BOX

GET IN THE BOX NOW!
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there's this really nice Porsche with Swiss plates that drives around my area

german plates are nice too
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no other vehicle is as aesthetic and so evocative of the norties than this one
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>>70561246
because >>70561235

>>70561255
because its probably stolen and they scam the thing i guess i'm not really sure how it works
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>>70561215
Used to be the other way around, but (((someone))) funded our enemies and we became irrelevant

Not complaining, we have enough nonwhites while being a 3rd world country, imagine if we were the center of the world
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>>70561244
it's a LX 570 not a 470 so it was about 100k at the time
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>>70561075
boring cunt
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>>70561205
>>70561235
>>70561246
the continentals are a strange people
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Had an absolutely wicked quarter at DFS
My team really smashed it, so am treating myself to a new watch on finance
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>>70561334
>norties
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phwoar
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>>70561205
huh? really interesting

why would morrocans be high
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Guys, what is the difference between buy-to-let and just getting a mortgage on a house in a traditional way and then renting it out?
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>>70561354
Picture is not really deanocore

Looks more like a uni student
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Eating nacho cheese dip and watching the Simpsons lads
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think i mean have add

how would i know?
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>>70561111
Only wankers drive a lexus
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>>70561398
how would I know
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>>70561202
thanks for the (You).
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>not rating the renault espace

plebs
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SMASH THE PASTY
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>>70561438
t. jealous cunt
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>>70561382
Some 6/10 lad tried to chat her up but she fucked him off thinking she can do better.
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>>70561275
seems like a good way to get a heart attack
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>>70561205
wait i still dont understand how you """""""lose"""""""" it, like it gets stolen?
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>>70561398
prefer not to say x
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what do euros think of UK plates
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Just listened to the lyrics to Pretty In Pink really carefully
I'm a bit concerned about what it's REALLY about now....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqmTMiIMG74
Give it a listen and let me know what you think
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>>70561398
Ask somebody in a bank mongo
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wanna visit tahiti
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>>70561505
Gay and homosexual
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>>70561471
AND DON'T BE NASTY
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Doing a Saxon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdbdetriJcg
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>>70561549
wtf I hate UK now
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do you ever worry that the perfect woman for you exists somewhere but you will never meet her
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>>70561472
how much superdry gear do you own you vermin?
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>>70561548
Why?
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>>70561505
they're ok

not much info on them though but good customisation if thats your thang
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Accidentally started listening to some Enya and I really like it.
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>>70561532
the scotch are awful

sean is right
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>>70561476
not sure could be that or literally just falling off and not noticing


>>70561505
eu/10
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>>70561577

nah she doesn't exist

any potential gf needs to be able to name these 3 men
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Just had a three hour call from work for which I will be paid nearly £100 because "unsociable hours".

Joke's on them - I have no social life whatsoever.
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>>70561577
i worry that i already met her and missed my chance to be with her
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>>70561575
Who doesn't?
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>>70561580
it's always cunts who are poor or don't even own a car that go "ah only cunts drive ______ cars"

fucking potato wanker
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>his country is so small it doesn't have different license plates for each state
Christ
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So what the fuck is going on in the world re: Trump, Brexit etc

Where can I get a straight answer, /pol/ is impossible to take seriously
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>>70561603
They have the location and year of first registration, what more do you need?
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>>70561505
>EU flag

fascist
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is it true there are some people who wake up for work without needing an alarm clock
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>>70561577
I know my perfect woman exists, and she's on the steppes of Kazakhstan, riding a horse, and shooting a bow with her feet.
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>>70561636
this too actually
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>>70561505
Need some of these
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>>70561648

people are tired of the world liberalism has built
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>>70561643
Alan Partridge drove a Lexus because he fit the stereotype.
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>>70561476
monkeys at the safari park have off with it
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>>70561655
>location

oh cool didn't know that
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>>70561458
the sentiment is returned
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london is getting yellow taxis lads
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deanosheeds
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>>70561662
Outstanding post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4CIh_Lx8SY
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>>70561643
It's always wankers that drive lexus' lmao off you go to do some diffing with your little wanker friends
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>>70561318
There are end of schooling tests to get something like the GCE a levels, and when I got my results I had 100%(20 points out of 20) in English and no better than 75%(or 15/20) in anything else so I picked a degree with the word english in the name

I hate literature and reading now but it is too late to quit.

Fun fact: I got a 6 out of 20 in the french written test, I guess I failed at my own language
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>>70561661
tend to wake up 5-10 minutes before my alarm goes off, then try to go back to sleep and get there as my alarm goes off.
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>>70561648
Blairism was a mistake.
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>>70561646
Pathetic
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Refuse to get into any car that isn't 67/17 registered
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>>70561662
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>>70561722
*changes the channel*
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>>70561701
wrong
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fuck sake just lost my number plate
absolutely fuming
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NOT a fan of calamari
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notice every european country seems to have grown up afraid of kids from their muslim populations

>germans bullied by turkish kids
>brits bullied by paki kids
>dutch bullied by morrocan kids
>french bullied by algerian kids

how /pushover/ were you lot?
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>>70561720
objectively the best taxis around
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>>70561733
*juts out jaw*
*shaves the sides of my head*
*grows acne on my face*

am i irish yet
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>>70561701
>>70561772
so it's now acceptable to be an asshole?
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>>70561628
what the fuck do they wanna do with you that needs a 3 hour phone call?
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>>70561812
t. Runticae Maximus
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>>70561627
pissinstein, neetshit, farts
anyone over 13 could tell you that
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>>70561684
>not putting playboy bunny logos on the plate
>not having an "ON A MISSION" sticker
>not having a shocker sticker
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>>70561845
I went to a poor immigrant london school and there was no bullying there, everyone got along
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>>70561845
>Protestant queers

lmao
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business plan: tax the air
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going to sleep now bye
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>>70561662
*kidnaps the mother of a young steppe boy called Temüjin, thereby setting off a chain of events that will inevitably lead to the devastation of the Mongol Conquests and the forging of the largest land empire in history*
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my other car is a broom xDDD
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>>70561899
The French aren't Catholic anymore?
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>>70561857
t. أقصى باكستاني
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>tfw only 25% Jewish genotype but 100% Jewish phenotype
I want to die
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studio 66

bare clare bum
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>>70561334
I own one of these:
>comfy(good for long drives)
>cheap
>not too hard to maintain(unless you have to work in the engine bay, in which case it will suck)
>actually faster than the average shitbox even in diesel version
>sold well, long production run, spare parts easy to get
>electrics suck tho(lighbulbs and buttons keep shitting themselves)
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my other ride is ur mum xDDD
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>>70561845
>tfw i was the bully

feels bad

didn't realize it until some years later and i've hated myself since

i've tried to make up for it by being decent
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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>>70561951
someone in work has that on her car, its huge it covers half the boot

shant be parking beside that
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*smiles at you from across the room*
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Powered by Pixiedust sticker has arrived in the mail.
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>>70561960
No
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>>70561252
DEJA VU
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lads some aussie psycho is smiling at me

what do i do?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHb8tBh_VnU
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>>70562083
Since when?
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>>70561252
GAS GAS GAS
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>>70561548
mine
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*puts eyelashes on car headlamps*

*gets a fake tan*
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cocaine makes me such an arrogant nobhead. i went to a casino poker tournament tonight and kept showing my bluff hands and laughing at people and saying shit like "9 high like a boss". ended up winning about £300 but it was a small game with about 8 people and they all seem to be friendly regulars and me and my mate were being utter pricks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttPS5UstsIA
About as generic as they come, but might get points from Malta and Cyprus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M23lXWGvcA
Nul point, kind of made me angry the more I heard, think it's because I recognised halfway through that it was basically a terrible cover of Beyonce's Halo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqyPx8Xa_YI
Nul point, no emotion whatsoever - too bland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOQvr3oJyVU
Attention immediately grabbed, and has a good rhythm even if it's not very good overall, might get some points from Ireland and eastern Europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXswKMg5V48
Sounds like she's been smoking 2 packs a days since she was 8 years old, but might do ok in the Baltics and Israel with the dance beat and anti-war message

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk6va4QwmlE
Nul point, like he's trying to be a power ballad and monumentally failing
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>>70561111
The Japanese Mercedes
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penis... rising
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*notices the leaf flag*

*looks away*

ugh.
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>>70561845
scouser desu

never really got bullied, I was too willing to fight for it to be worthwhile and there weren't pakis about

was like 2 black kids and 1 german in my year
the german one time had a bottle of piss thrown at him during a trip and got called a nazi when he tried to get angry
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>hadn't showered for 4 days
>finally get a good scrub of my bumcrack
>arse feels clean again
good feel
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12228383

http://www.strawpoll.me/12228383

http://www.strawpoll.me/12228383
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>>70562104
WW2
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amazed at how many older people at my work still use email to communicate

It's like they actually expect me to keep up with their emails to me knowing full well I have a cellphone number they can call or text me at directly and it will immediately get my attention.
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>>70562128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqyPx8Xa_YI

ugh, I as afraid it was going to be her
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who wants to sniff my phimosis
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would you say we're a nation of sea food lovers?I'd wager the portuguese are probably better known for their love of sea and coastal food
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>>70562113
Are you Catholic?
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>>70562220
x220 is objectively the best small laptop ever made
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>>70562215
They're smarter than you. E-mail is like a letter, you can check it when and where you want. It allows you to detach and separate from work. I fear a future where work demands will be allowed to constantly infringe on your personal life as a result of technology.
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>Canada has 33 times the land mass of the UK

fucking hell
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the japanese earthquake+tsunami was 6 years ago
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>>70562128
How does it feel knowing Australia is going to beat you at Eurovision yet again lads
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the whip and yard
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>>70562251
not really, we mostly eat farm yard animal meat
don't know many that properly love seafood
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>>70562128
EBU is a microcosm of the whole EU and as major funders are get significant influence and we just through all that away
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2zbAO5_jCE
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>>70562306
weird that they say parts of Fukushima will be uninhabitable for hundreds of years and yet Hiroshima and Nagasaki were rebuilt in a decade or two
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>>70562330
>he has a gravel yard
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>>70562341
Yea I was thinking, Japan is a relatively comparable island nation and they're really known for that sort of thing. With us it's just fish and chips really.
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>>70561853
quite rude, reckon an apology is in order
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>go to remote cornish beach
>no car park
>long path just to get to it

>there are a thousand people there

ah yes british population density
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>>70561845
I never got bullied because I was the tall fatass, I was the one who bullied undesirable minorities

Got along with one or two mooslim boys though(and we bullied other people together)

>that one time I threw bacon at the muslim guys
>that other time I put a bunch of ham in their water
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>>70562325
Not good.

I genuinely love Eurovision. I feel about it like others do about the footy team they support.

I hate how little Britain even tries anymore despite paying 1/6 of the running costs every year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQqUTigWKHY
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>>70562220
shite
>>
>>70561871

none of the women i work with can name them

they also haven't heard of schrodingers cat and one had never heard of hiroshima
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>>70562281
Yes but the problem is they use it for time sensitive information and then get upset with me when I don't receive it and respond in time.

I'll be at a job site working and some grumpy old lady from the office will call complaining that I haven't responded to her email about a PO number or something that she's trying to get finished early. Just fucking call me in the first place when you need something in a hurry, I can't dick around and keep refreshing my email all day because I do actual work.
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>>70562379
Outstanding taste
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*trips over some runt's shoe and drops my pint of beer*
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New headphones broke the day after I got them and now I have to wait for Amazon to pick them up, process my refund and deliver me a new paid.
>>
>>70562441
Fair enough, if it's time sensitive then a call will suffice.
>>
>listening to Eurovision songs outside of the Grand Final

why would you ruin it for yourself
>>
pint glass mentioned
>>
WHY AREN'T YOU LIVING LIFE ON CREDIT RIGHT NOW? LEASE A BMW AND A NEWBUILT FFS
>>
>>70561845
the bullying moroccans turn into drugdealers they're constantly shooting each other in broad daylight
>>
>>70562406
the original atomic bombs didn't spew fallout and radiation everywhere though
nuclear bombs and power stations are obv much more powerful now than then
>>
>>70562455
Shoulda gotten Plantronics
>>
>tfw you subscribe to a new channel and they address you personally in videos
its a pretty comfy feeling 2bh
>>
>>70562269
I was raised one, but quit going to church at like 13 or 14 when my grandmother(who raised me a church lad) was too old and ill to go every sunday. Not much of a believer nowadays.

Why?
>>
>>70562505
wtf is wrong with the netherlands?
>>
>>70562474
All the best songs get knocked out in th semi-finals anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR9rtB2ilZU
>>
>>70562560
See >>70561899
>>
>>70562560
Ah yes, the so-called "Daughter of the Church"
Catholics won't even go to Church. Sad!
>>
>>70562455
get superluxes lad
>>
>>70562559
patreon ?
>>
>>70562579
it was far worse in the 70s/80s when amsterdam was the miami of europe desu
>>
What is the most likely name for your dad's friend who's a bit pervy, never been married and has a bachelor pad full of cool stuff like a decent home cinema and pool table etc?
>>
>>70562406
A nuke works by using the radioactive stuff to go boom(turning it into less dangerous crap that will still kill you)
A nucular power station works by using as little as possible of the radioactive crap to create energy
>>
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>>70562582
>rapping slavic astronauts
>>
reminder if you're under 6' you are literally a runt
>>
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>>70562427
>tfw official /int/ thread gets too much spam for any meaningful banter
>tfw autismo janny spergs out over Eurovision discussion even taking place on /int/
>>
>>70562505
My sister drives a Fiat
>>
>>70562625
No just subscribing and commenting, because there's so few they talk with you directly

>>70562654
Johnno or Robbo
>>
always thought of that Disney film whenever someone mentioned emperors new clothes
>>
>>70562660
me at 5'7
>>
just circumcised myself
>>
>>70562654
Barry
Clive
Julian
>>
>>70562654
Uncle Knobhead
>>
>>70562654
Todd or chase
>>
>>70562670
/int/ gets spammed because the /sp/ mods delete everything and force the autismos out

Use /tv/ like the rest of us this year
>>
>>70562654
Mr Slippyfist
>>
>>70562530
>>70562658
So were Hiroshima and Nagasaki still habitable because the radiation naturally dissipated quickly or because it was able to be cleaned up quickly
>>
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>Get 8 and 9 ratings on /soc/
>never had a gf

why is life so cruel
>>
>>70562596
I don't know any generic protestants(like lutherans or calvinists) and quite frankly I find them absolutely disgusting
>>70562610
I bet you don't even throw boomerangs
>>
Lads im 6ft 3

its fucking lifting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFOzbmCqkJA

she was so hot and the song was so catchy
>>
>>70562626
didnt realise western europe had crime in the 70s
>>
>>70562654
Robbie or Darren
>>
>>70562610
I will beat the tan off your specky face
>>
>>70562654
Clive
Uncle johno
>>
>>70562582
The qualifying rounds eliminate all the novelty acts that make Eurovision fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAdOlQPbwg
>>
>>70562754
because it was far less potent
>>
>>70562774
6ft 4" here
>>
Is this episode seriously all about a bunch of idiots getting blackmailed with wank videos into carrying a cake around London
>>
>>70562781
why wouldn't there be
>>
>>70562710
Picture Titchmarsh whenever I hear Clive 2bh
>>
>>70562757
/soc/ over rates everybody
>>
>>70562774
ironic since lanklets look dyel as fuck
>>
>>70562837
>>
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trump will likely be the last president the Queen will meet
>>
aint been here for like 2 years haha

is ribena still here the dirty paki cunt?

we still le walking man gimmick post?

haha
>>
italiANO
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>one chance at life
>recurrent major depression
>>
why do lefties (american lefties mostly) say "WOW" whenever they hear something they don't like?
>>
>>70562890
The last white American president, yes.
>>
>>70562885
reckon they underrated me desu
>>
>>70562875
Titschmarsh's first name is Alan though

?
>>
>>70562892
yes

yes
>>
>>70562859
the reveal isn't til the very end

I was thinking throughout I would not go to all this effort if it was just a vid of me wanking, big deal
>>
>>70562980
>>70562980
>>70562980
>>70562980
>>70562980
>>
yes yes very interesting

*looks the other way*
>>
>>70562626
was it bad?

Belfast was a literal warzone on a par with many south american cities in the 70s/80s, but desu it was always a shithole anyway so not really surpising ... but I just don't think of shit like that EVER occurring in somewhere like the Netherlands
>>
>>70562890
Will big Don kill her???
>>
>>70562754
Because there was much less radioactive crap left around, a nuke must be quite "clean" to work propperly and they had less crap in them than the power station
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>>70562944
obama was black

what do you mean by this
>>
>>70562890
>implying that her only life goal now isn't to live longer than her mum did (101 years)
>>
>>70562969
Yea wouldn't have bothered missing work over that, my friends wouldn't be surprised to see that video anyway.
>>
>>70562697
what channels?
>>
>>70563019
All Hispanic/Black from here on in.
>>
that's me in the corner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ920cN2HmA

>UK public give them 12 points

>(((judges)))) give them 0 points because they're not "family friendly"

>they get 1 point and lose

Eurovision is dead
>>
>>70562892
nice gimmick
>>
>>70563009
>>70562754
As a comparison, little boy had 60kg of uranium and fat man 6kg of plutonium

the smallest reactor at fukushima had 50 tons of uranium in it
>>
>>70563086
that's me in the spot-light
losing my religioonn
>>
>>70563104
wtf i love poland now
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