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fuck /brit/ 2bh lads

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superior british engineering

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dormer 2bh lads

janny

>In the violence against the person category, the national average is 16.7 per 1000 population while Southampton is 42.4 per 1000 population. In the theft from a vehicle category, the national average is 7.6 per 1000 compared to Southampton's 28.4 per 1000.

>>70554674
seen one of these the other day

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Stop cumming with 70% boners

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>>70554607
why

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will u answer?

>>70554674
I'd be surprised it that runs

>>70554747
really enjoy this gimmick

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1485386497636.webm

ah yes

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CUTE

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>>70554735
Start watching porn.

>>70554740
just bantz, nothing personnel

I love Jews and Muslims

>>70554787
fucks sake

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ah yes was wondering that myself

Have never lost my phone or wallet

You have to be a complete mong to do this

Ol' cide' (dark fruits)

>>70554895
>drinking cider

Mmm on your period eh

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>>70554862

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me and the lass

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ate an entire 6 pack of meat pies in one sitting and it's not even 8am

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absolutely consumed by melancholic ennui desu

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built like a fucking tank i am send me over to fight the muzzies

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sip

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>>70554918

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>>70554723
Except that vehicle rentals and delivery services are readily available, and usually for a lower price than a pickup truck puts on your annual running costs over a car.

Also over here you can still get a lot of hauling done with a car and a cheap trailer, unlike the cucked US where new cars are rarely even rated for towing anymore because the average retard can't be trusted with it, and where you need - or are made to believe you need - a pickup truck to tow as little as an ATV.

could do with some hot cider

>>70555019
Both of his shoulders look dislocated

Business idea: modern victorian style buildings

>>70555067
racist anti-semitic post

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>>70555020
Never understood this meme hatred of Monster. Diet monster tastes quite good and somewhat energizing. It's something I'd gladly buy with someone else's money.

really need a bf

kid nephew watched a few russian angry birds/bad piggie letsplay videos on my laptop a few days ago and now my youtube homepage has a load of cyrillic-language videos with weird as fuck thumbnail pics

the fuck is going on in that country at all?

>>70555104
L O N D O N

No wait ...

L E I P Z I G

Btw the Rangers fans visiting was really fun, top lads.

victorian england was a stinking shithole and most of the buildings were shit

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>>70555067
germany does this a lot

not completely a fan but it works out well sometimes

>>70555173
Rothberg Goldenstein

>>70554918
Better than beer

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>>70555045
that's cute

>>70555086
I'm jewish you silly cunt

do I need to set my name to "British Resident Kike"?

>>70555173
>stinking shithole
It was about 150 years ago, and only the North

>buildings were shit
The buildings were beautiful and some of the finest in the world, with the exclusion of Northern industrial towns where everything, even then, was shit

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I'M GONNA MAKE NAT TURNER LOOK LIKE MLK! - what did he mean by this?

>>70555176
10/10

Do dogs drink seawater?

>deliveroo meant to be delivered in 10 minutes
>still only at the "accepted" stage

ahhhh yes

>>70555230
Greater London

>>70555223
>"modern"

suspected it was you

>>70555257
Dogs will drink and eat anything presented to them, they don't recognise that something is bad for them or that they're already full.

>>70555271
post arsehole

>>70555230
>only the North

lies, london was worse than anywhere, you've got a real chip on your shoulder

>>70555173
>he actually thinks this

Sorry but
>highest relative wealth
>highest relative living standards
>highest relative standard of education

It's like people in a hundred years saying we lived in squalor because we still wipe our arses with paper

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>>70555173
yes but when they were good, they were really good

>>70555176
fuck off dane anon. the green belt must stay

>>70555210
A boat this big is shameful decadence and probably not even paid off yet.

>>70555300
Dogs are literally pets for imbeciles

Cats are the thinking man's choice

>>70555230
guarantee this ponce got sparked out by some random lad on his very first weekend at manchester uni

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>>70555308
>london was worse than anywhere
What are you on about you clueless fucking dolt

The government has focused everything on London for the last 400 years

shant be giving (You)s to the yank on holiday or the rump roasted london 'sheed

>>70555318
>relative
ah yes
it was still a stinking shithole but it wasn't as bad as other stinking shitholes so that makes it alright

fuck off

>>70555341
still floats

>>70555388
It was better than anywhere else in the world you mong

It was the best society of the era

>the north was shit even in the victorian era

sparks fizzing in my brain trying to make sense of this

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>work hard, play hard

>>70555344
cats are the lazy mans choice since they basically look after themselves

they're great for that really
they clean themselves
they don't require your attention all of the time
all they need is feeding and a catflap so they can go outside
they deal with pests
they even bury their own shit

>>70555375
yaaaasssss

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Wish I had this positivity

>>70555382
london had the biggest horseshit problem

it was 2m deep across the whole city, you're so insecure about da norf that it corrupts every single thought in your tiny mind

>>70555328

that's shit

>>70555443
America was better

>>70555443
literally what I said
just because it wasn't as shit as other places in the world doesn't make it some utopia, it was still a filthy shithole

>>70555045
>1.8L turbo passat torque: 145nm
>Dodge Ram ISB CR torque: 752nm

>>70555471
nah it's great

it's just in disrepair because the church of scientology bought it and have done nothing with it

not eating right lad

done a bit of reading and just worked out that I get 1200-1500kcals a day of basically pure carbs. think this might be a exacerbating my constantly grim mood but I feel full most of the time and have no motivation to eat more/differently.

also fuck /eire/ and fuck those captchas with the fading images that make you choose 10 pics and still tell you to fuck off

>>70555375
she'd make a good candidate for complementary slave-wife for any refugees who want to use her

>>70555445
proof?

>>70555461
would love to fivestar that slaphead twat's baldy tomato head

>>70555461
a young devil and his hellhound

>FEED ME WALK ME TAKE ME TO SHIT AND PISS ROOOOOOOOOOO

ah yes, dogs

>>70555469
>greater population, wealthier people = more horse ownership, more horseshit

Northerners are this fucking stupid. You are only making London look better

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Should I do it? I haven't had ben and jerrys and ages and I'm not really bothered about six pound, just feel like I'm being violated

>>70555338
didn't even mention the green belt la

19th century london had masses of starving people dying from polio and typhoid, sewers in the middle of the street, pigs and chickens running around freely, the air was thick with pollution which turned the facade of every building jet black, a foul, wretched and stinking place.

bullets are flying diagonal

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>bedtime is no longer an abstract prospect

fuck it, I'll extend it to 12

Business idea: knock down most of old towns and start again

>>70555461
>iam

rekon his mum mispelled his name on the birth certificate the dozy mare

>>70555503
do not care

Industrial companies in the North literally made loads of runt sheds and chicken coops for the workers to live in. 150 years on and Northerners live in these now (among mosques)

Utter sad dismal state of affairs

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If you sheep only knew

>>70555450
GOAT pet

dogs are manchildren 2bh

>>70555572
that's how things went so wrong to begin with

>he's never been to the USA

>>70555461
Baldy roundy-headed twat

>>70555499
Complete overkill for most applications. Hell, commercial trucks weigh 40 metric tons and have like 1600 nm.

>>70555529
so you admit london was dirtier

way to prove my brain you obsessed little flea

can tell you get bullied so much irl

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>>70555328
excellent

>>70555528
Dogs are consistently low class pets and nothing bothers me more than dogs that are permanently kept outside to bark at anyone on the street (dog owners say that they're supposed to do this) and perpetually shit up that yard. They're actually dirty as well. You can't touch one without getting the smell or residue on your hand.

>>70555479
>slaves

>>70555491
see that little flag in the corner of your flag? yeah? fuck off

finally giving Black Mirror a try

>>70555617
Florida 2008 for 2 weeks. Only time I've left Europe

>>70555626
squealing

>>70555652
this poster is a faggot

>>70555669
fuck you pommy little shit

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>>70555328
Looks like a budget St Pancras (London)

he will not divide us got a LOT more shit after they started censoring trump supporters

>>70555535
>£6

jesus do you have codes over there?

how much is everything?

>>70555614
ah but this time we do it right

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>>70555479

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The so called gf

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think the crabs are gone now. completed the final day of medication and hot washed all my sheets and clothes that could have come in contact with them, hoovered my mattress and then turned it over, and gave my floor a hoover for good measure. hopefully it's all sorted now and I can move on.

could thrash the grotty slag that gave me them 2bh

London is a literal shithole. Everyone knows this

>>70555740
>St Pancreas

imagine being so jealous of the north you constantly post about it in a really insecure manner

don't think I've ever posted about the south of england just because I felt like talking about it lol

>>70555781
why doesn't that nigger go back to africa then?

>>70555796
Currently imagining her playing the Power Rangers theme tune on guitar

is good

>>70555799
got scabies from some dutty slag

still want to heem her desu

you're not a real man until you've known the true sorrow of losing your lifelong dog companion

>hurr cats are better
fuck off. I think your microwave vegan risotto is ready

>>70555634
My lad has one and we use it to tow his drift car to the track and our sleds to the mountains
he can fit 2 sled on the bed and 4 on a trailer. 6.8 tons fully loaded

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>>70555776
business idea, do pic related

>423

Howling. Absolute state of London

>>70555535
£1.50 in Farmfoods lmao

>>70555755
I used 30% of a pizza legend and made a custom pizza with a few toppings, good if you don't want to spend loads to get the bulk deals

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Fun fact: During the Blitz, Hitler insisted that Rochdale not be bombed, as he rather admired Rochdale's Town Hall, and planned for it to be moved to Germany after the war.

Business idea: have a wank

Mate of mine got divorced and has become a vegan and married a woman with mental health issues

Fucking state

>>70555836
scabies sound a lot worse 2bh, mercifully mine was just crabs and at least I wrapped up so it's unlikely I caught anything else. still booked an STD on the third just in case though.

>>70555904
looks like a shit hogwarts

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reading about drug laws

>>70555824
She's from the Poonited Sharts of Africa

>>70555839
this,

mind boggling to think anything with a dick could prefer a cat, I've never known a male cat owner who wasn't a proper coward

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>>70555617
I have, New York City and Niagara Falls in 2004. Manhattan was nice, but driving to the falls was a waste of time in the manner we did it (all interstate (at least we had a landbarge)). I'd do it differently if I went to the US again. More driving, more states, more rural roads, more independent food joints, more scenery, more real people, more junkyards, more everything. If I'm lucky I might even find my dream car to take back home.

>>70555880
huh, we have codes and its 35% off everything

>>70555873
Farmfoods is shut
I added a can of coke to get it over the minimum anyway

>>70555799
Nice!

>>70555836
did this once

She's very aware of my feelings about the situation.

>>70555950
you should watch america unchained sounds like you'll like it

>>70555950
cuckmobile

>>70555850
note: germans also make cars with ridiculous torque I have V10 toureg in my driveway
note: not my car

>>70555931
i went like 4 months of itching the skin off my arms and legs before going to a doctor because i didn't know what was wrong

was awful desu, and it's still not fully cleared up, you get the itching for months after treatment because there are still dead scabies/eggs all over your body

>>70555973
grim innit

>>70555904
shit taste

>>70555916
One of my uncles is on his 4th marriage atm. Each divorce was because of him cheating.

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>>70555904
Didn't he also say not to bomb Bath or Winchester or something so he could be crowned King of England there

What's wrong with the fucking water in London?

Made a cup of tea and there's all this shit floating in it.

It looks disgusting.

>>70556022
Fuck you, buddy. Go jack off into your cousin (male) in the back of your faggot truck.

>>70555966
yeah but what's the minimum spend?

>>70556045
That's just your shit poverty tap

*jacks off into my cousin (male) in the back of my faggot truck*

>>70555938
remorse shouldn't count at all

the law is supposed to be free of emotion, yet you get a lighter sentence if you're "sorry" about it

just encourages lying, reminds me of that book where a guy who is a bit of an autist kills someone, but the point of it is that he gets much worse treatment because he doesn't exhibit remorse or regret (he's unable to)

really nonsensical part of our legal process

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hang cagers

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Why do girls wear bull rings? Do they get branded to? Is this why the phrase is "prep the bull?"

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>>70554787

>>70556035
Yea it was really unnerving

Mine cleared up fairly quickly though, Everything was back to normal in maybe 2 weeks.

>>70556082
nothing, I think its 50% if its over €50

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still can't believe shes gone

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>>70556122
>discriminates against autists
>bad

>>70556093
Mate, I lived in South fucking Wales before. Poverty fucking central.

The water out of the tap there is fine.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo3e9a7QKqM

>ywn play a game with that sense of awe and wonder you had when you were a kid

>>70556142
That's actually a bloke I was watching him live

Was staring at the camera like that for ages trying to look cute or friendly or something. Freaked me the fuck out

OI ISIS

COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE ARD ENOUGH

>>70556226
Star Citizen

>>70556251
>That's actually a bloke

oh dear

>>70556251
oh dare

>>70556134
What if I like both?

>>70556290
Absolute scam of a game

my deliverpoo finally arrived

ordered far too much and one of the dishes is stupidly fucking spicy

wew lad

>>70556324
how dear you

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>>70556226
>when you exited the sewers for the first time and saw the sheer size of the world you were about to explore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKLfvt6CZCY

>>70556338
did you tip the cyclist

>>70556360
no
my order was 10 minutes late and he was polish or something

>>70556331
you wont be killed, but you will be sent to the reeducation camps

>>70556332
if it looks too good to be true, it usually is

>>70556290
>Chris Roberts hasn't made a game in decades
>The last game he "made" had its development virtually restarted after he left
>Only back to vidya after he failed as a Hollywood executive
You're literally retarded for thinking Feature Creep: The Game will be ever materialise or be worth the tens of thousands of dollars you've already dropped on it.

might move to los angeles lads
*moves to los angeles*
*returns 24 years later*
was okay I guess

This first episode of Black Mirror on Netflix is stressful to watch

>>70556341
sorry deer, wont do it again

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>I eat out by myself
>I order food for myself

>>70556290
Yeah but even then you'll still be like "this is a game, this has limits" and before long you'll just start grinding to level up. When I played Oblivion for the first time I just wandered round in amazement and talked to everyone. Didn't even complete a quest or a dungeon for months.

>>70556226
this is the 27th of last seed, year of akatosh 433

these are the final days of the third era... and the closing hours of my life

DUM DUM DUUUM DUM DUM DUU DUUM DUUM DUUM DUM DUUM DUUUUUM

>>70556402
might move to Dublin this year desu

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Been on ~1/4th of a square of 1P all day since ~14:00. Had a great day. Not done much posting here mind you but kept an eye on it as usual. Watched some anime, spent what felt like a long time skimming wiki articles about space (very 'dora, I know), mainly about comets.

Wish I had copped more of this stuff before the bill passed.

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>>70556332
Nah at least they're taking tome to fulfil what they promised instead of rushing out half arsed garbage like No Man's Sky. Even if it takes years and years to come out

i for one shan't be shedding a tear if that worthless cunt mo wanker can't enter britain again. fucking liberals think (((athletes))) are gods because they did a run and got a chunk of metal. fuck athletics
>>70555420
really miss firefox 3.5 desu

Texting the ex gf whom i am still in love with

Going to enjoy not being able to fall asleep due to thinking about her tonight

>>70556451
t. fat cunt

Are video games getting more shit each year or am I just getting older and struggle to stay engaged

>>70556391
I have spent £0 on it and will not spend anything until it is fully released

>>70556451
obviously is taking drugs too. gpo and that

>>70556477
t. landahn "so proud of team geebee!!!"

>>70556409
It was like watching my own personal hell. All the more worrying because the normazoids would probably welcome such a world with open arms. Orwell thought that the worst possible world was one where somebody was watching our every move. Today we think the real tragedy is that nobody might watch.

>>70556478
>just getting older
pretty much

it's why you seem baffled at how the /b/ runts still find that shite funny. it's because they're all 14.

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>>70556451
fuck off rorke, mo is a british hero

>>70556439
lol youve taken the koolaid
Wish you all the best though lad

>>70556478
play a game from the early 00s and see if you enjoy it more than today's games

>>70556478
bit of both

but there have been some decent games in recent times

honestly think gaming peaked around the xbox360 era though, which is also when I was at that age so its hard to know if I'm biased or just lucky

>>70556356
I remember I came back into the room cos I left after being bored of watching my brother get lost in the sewers. And he just said "mate, I think you can go anywhere". And I was like, holy shit no way.

And then it got dark and he got attacked by a wolf so he ran inside the Imperial City and didn't leave for days.

Good fucking times.

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>>70556226
>there will never be an open world fantasy rpg with the scale of oblivion, the depth of morrowind

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does he deserve a knighthood?

>>70556031
There's a V10 phaeton tdi knocking about near here

Madting

>>70556414
I'd eat out the one on the left by myself.

>>70556533
Paki cunt should move back to England then if he's so proud of being Bitish

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http://video.clarionproject.org/2017/ISIS-children-hunting-killing-prisoners-building.mp4

>>70556597
wait, is he a paki or a darkie? thought he was black 2bh

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>>70556583

>>70556616
no thanks

>>70556631
>cuckrim

all olympic athletes are fucking useless wastes of time and money and have contributed NOTHING to the world

>elder scrolls games are good
Couldnt imagine being that pleb
Depressed for you 2bh

>>70556616
New Call of Duty looks really weird. Don't like the new direction they went in

>>70556478
haven't been a 'gamer' for years but I would imagine the latter

the scant updates I see from the gaming industry makes it look rather innovative and appealing

>>70556628
Black (Somalian)

witcher 3 was pretty based tho lads lets be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ZH2qqlOqs

love getting called a rorke when i don't toe the rasheed line
t. orthodox marxist

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>>70556655
Master race reporting.

>>70556654
they've become better at something than everyone else in the world in competition with millions of others who tried but failed to do the same

whereas your crowning achievements are being born and shitposting on the internet

let's be honest video games haven't been good since 2012-ish

>>70556655
tell us what games are good so we can shit all over your opinions lad

cowardly tactic from people on here, its easy to criticise literally anything, and you hide by not offering up anything of your own

>video games were ever good

>>70555617
WA,CA,TX

P comfy desu

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penistone

screaming and howling

>>70556616
say what you want about their morals and beliefs - ISIS' production quality is the dog's danglies

>>70556631
>le big dragon gonna eat the world, use your superpowers to beat him and go to heaven
>dark brotherhood are just cutthroat retards
>curse of nocturnal questline rehashed from thieves guild of Oblivion
>spell crafting and enchanting mechanics absolutely gutted
>lore is about 1mm deep
>imperials renounced talos

Jesus christ what an awful story. Literally the only improvement on Oblivion was the Daedric quest lines, everything else was horseshit.

>>70556733
Shite casual console kiddy combat
"Spam A to win"
Wow mum look I just killed all those guys!

>>70556745
>gothcuck

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>I play video games over the age of 16

>>70556583
Morrowind is the better game, but Oblivion has special meaning to me as my first one.

>>70556654
this post is so underrated I assume it was made with post-enhancing substances

The Witcher 3 was fucking great

>>70556771
More like 2008
Too much money in games now so they appeal to the lowest pleb tier prole

>>70556356
I'd already played Morrowind so I knew what to expect. Business as usual t b h.

>>70556818
play it for the story though

you're just a miserable cunt

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>I ever played videogames

You know how emojis are a thing now, like normals use them etc, why are they "in" again?

They've always been around. I remember back using MSN they were a thing then. But then the period between MSN and through dumbphone years they just existed and no one cared.

But now over the last few years they have become "a thing" again. Why is this?

i like games that actually require skill like dark souls as opposed to shitcher 3 and cuckrim

>>70556873
the whole battle at kaer morhen sequence was so good, the soundtrack was amazing too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja38HYULTHw

>>70556876
most of them are just boring now 2bh

call of duty reached it's peak in MW2, every game since has been exactly the same

there's a hundred open world games out now but they all feel lifeless and boring in the same way

all the good MMOs are either dead or changed so much that they might as well be

no half life 3

>>70556873
Yes lad

Would ruin Keira Metz ngl

>>70556961
iPhones adopted them

the fucking gubbermint spends bare money on fucking velodromes and stadiums and all that shite while our nhs is at breaking point
and brainwashed 'sheeds will stand by and trot out "muh team gb!!! mo farah is a british hero"

>>70556961
Because they are new to normies
Normies only really started using the internet in like 2008

>>70556987
thats just your opinion, doesn't make them "better"

>>70557011
>2008
Wrong

2011-ish

business idea: give the footballers wages to the NHS

>>70556961
Apple started displaying :) etc. As graphical smileys

>>70557009
shut the fuck up fat fuck

why does jeremy clarkson wear poor clothes from 2004

>>70557035
who the fuck are you quoting? when did I say they were objectively better?

>>70556961
They got adopted into unicode instead of just images pasted in

give the banker bonuses to the footballers wages and replace the nhs with soldiers

>>70557086
shut up you fucking drone and come back with a fucking argument

>According to the Pew Research Center, the average American eats 21.9 pounds of cheese per year and about 122 pounds of grains.

really does make you think

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>>70556434

unlucky pal

ciri was a strong and likeable female character

the final mission where you play as her and shes turbo OP and all glowing and shit teleporting and cutting down every enemy in 1 strike was sick

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>>70557035
Ah yes Dark Souls the franchise that will keep putting out identical games until it loses steam and dies.

Dark Souls and CS:GO are fucking normie games. Cs:GO is especially popular in Europe for some reason. It's the Eurpoor's TF2.

please don't tell me you're still playing video games over the age of 18

going to bed desu
fucking shattered

>>70556988
soundtrack was stellar

>went through TW2 getting my save in order because of Letho in TW3
>get to his quest to recruit him for the battle
>game bugs out and he doesn't appear

very impressive
the DLC was incredible too

>>70557006
nah lad she's bun
I shagged her then killed her

>>70557125
maybe lose some weight by exercising and you won't be so dependent on the NHS to live you literal sack of human shit

>>70557147
>dark souls
>identical games
the mechanics are the only thing that is close to the same game to game, which is a fucking good thing

mad ting in TW3 where you go to all the different worlds

>>70557146
goat moment

>>70557193
>the DLC was incredible too

yeah for sure, both of them

>>70557200
what has this got to do with dipshit olympiphilia?

is it true that there are no white people left in london?

>>70557225
Ah yes learn the boss animations and press the roll button : The Game
Thrilling

>>70557270
nah

have not read a single post above this

>>70554747
Spacker phone

>>70557180
Most the people who tell me this exhibit identical time-wasting behavior at bars or clubs or various "hobbies" with the same mental and physical rigor as playing video games. Most people regularly do time-wasting activities and for more introverted people this is naturally not going to bars, staging potlucks, reading fiction or travelling to the next country over as a reason to talk about cultured you are.

>>70557255
how miserable is your existence you hate the olympics so much

dont pretend you're better than anyone just because you don't like sports you clown

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>>70557193
>killed her

Savage. She's a good crack at kaer mohren

>>70555851
that's completely retarded and a fine way to destroy our country. who wrote this


t. planner

>past 21:00
>now literally impossible to ignore the fact that tomorrow (and hence wageslavery) is visible on the horizon

need my life ended.

Read every post in this thread except ones containing the flag of the so-called Poonited Sharts

>>70557284
yeah it's renowned for being easy isn't it. as opposed to tw and tes where you can just spam the attack button and walk through, so hard

credit score is up 37 points this months meaning I am now at a dizzying height of 761. If I save for the next couple years I may be able to put down a deposit on a tiny terraced house with no parking or garden

>>70555499
It's not quite as bad if you compare using VW's diesel offerings. The 1.9L TDI produced between 210 and 310nm depending on the variant.

But regardless of engine output, the chassis/suspension and transmission/drive components of a car are not designed to tow heavy loads safely and reliably the way they are on 1+ ton pick up trucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cFIa29FXfM

tune

>>70557317
don't pretend you're right by saying that spending mad cash on useless shite is ok

>>70557225
>identical mechanics

Little to no story + identical mechanics = same games. I do enjoy that Dark Souls is one of the few popular games that has an emphasis on gameplay rather than becoming a beautified slideshow or film with little real gameplay like Bioshock Infinite.

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>made the mistake of going to a TedX talk at uni
>literally just 3 braindead cunts talking about their gap year

Fucks sakes

>>70557352
wish i had a job

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bit mad that buenos aires looks better than any british city

>>70556519
It's frustratingly believable

>>70557423
t.Ferdinand O'Reilly

>>70557381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuGojluVis

Nostalgia time

Nicked this game off my cousins haha

>>70557368
>rpg's
>ever focusing on mechanical combat

*drools*

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m-my my is it 9pm on a sunday already

I suppose I had better put my little head down to sleep so that I am awake bright and early for Mr Meansofproductionstein

>>70557423
lmao

>>70557332
I killed her by accident

I was just trying to be firm with her and not let her charm me after that bullshit she pulled, and she started beefin so I had to cut her down

>>70557416
should have asked about their gaping anuses tbqh

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The battle of the ages

>>70557460
that's my point you fucking retard

>>70557315
>reading fiction
huh

how does that not fit in as an introverted activity

>>70557416
If only there was some way to leave places you don't want to occupy any longer rather than enduring 3 hours.

>>70557485
haha turk cockroach

>>70557416
Gahp yeah

in europe, trucks have flat fronts
in america they have long noses

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>>70557452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMydjOmIMs

>>70556586
d double MBE lol

making memes only i will understand lads

>>70557543
hmmm who could be behind this..

>>70557549
>Metroid Prime Hunters
GOOD LAD

>>70557506
I failed the reading SAT

>>70557521
delet this

>>70557480
Thought you sent her off to Novigrad lel

>tfw metroid prime 2 echoes has horrible slowdowns on dolphin whenever your visor gets wet
had to drop it at torvus bog

>>70557593
sad case you are

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>>70557615
>>70557615

>>70556586
yes
>>70557558
good post

>>70557565
show us

>>70557599
Only if you post anime

>>70557517
Sat right in the middle of a row in a lecture hall, couldn't leave without it looking terrible.

First one started pretending to get emotional about a kid she saw getting married underage in Kenya.

Literally fuck off, could not give less of shit.