Czech Republic whores

>unable to get whores for free in KEK republic

definiton of beta cuck

1) pick ANY Czech woman you see on the street
2) Approach her and say 'Ahoj slično, hcete zašukat za pet tisic korun?'
3) Whether you drag her into a CzechBus, bang her on the Streets or throw a whole bogus Casting, she won't mind the place or the manner of šukanje, so long as she gets the penize.
4) Did I mention all the guys are for sale, too?

>>70554111
I just now learned that Czechoslovakia didn't exist anymore. Nice.

Are the women easy over there? I don't speak russian so I can't talk to them

>>70554150
Hm no idea what that means but I don't think I should say it.

But are they all sluts over there or what? you guys seem to dislike them

>>70554431
they dont speak russian either

>>70554150
what does hcete mean

>>70554761
want to

>>70554761
Oh, and penize does not actually mean penis. It's an old KuK term for cash.

>>70554431
Top kek troll.

>>70554150
*Ahoj slečno, chcete zašukat za pět tisíc korun?

>>70554761
It is chcete btw. And read like "khtsete" in burger speak.

>>70554682
Aren't they rightful russian clay? Nah i'm joking, but I don't speak czech.

Honestly I just want to visit those places.

>>70554761
want to fuck for 5k.

>>70554914
>slečno

So naughty! (sleči means to undress in SLO)

>>70553990

This >>70554150

>>70554914
>"khtsete

I thought the whole point of this ch funny business was to differentiate the less guttural form of the h it represents from [x] which is the only way of pronouncing h for us barbaric South Slavs?

>>70555141
Ch = [x]

You are right, but "kh" is often used to approximate that for G*rmanics.

>>70555028
Svléknout se in Czech/Vyzliecť sa in Slovak.
Slečna = young lady (unmarried) in Czech and Slovak.

>>70554150
how much is 5000 krun? about 300 euro?

>>70555435
almost half that much

but to be fair, actors in Czech reality porn usually sell themselves for about 20k kor

>>70555132
Yeah, real life doesn't work like porn.

Honest question though, what can I visit there, would I be fine without speaking the language? what should I visit?

>>70555714
U-R-GUAY lol
you better visit germany or sweden you homo
we beat your kind here
ajj bjež odavde ahahaha

>>70555141
we have both h and ch and they sound same :^)

>>70555714
Prague and the history stuff, in big towns you can speak English, especially in Prague (no experience tho as I just spoke Slovak).

>>70555714
Go somewhere else pls

We have enough tourists like you from uk etc

>>70555928
jebo ti paš mater

>>70556049
So the common places? no secret ones you don't tell tourists about cause you don't want them there?

I don't know when I'll have time but i'm considering visiting around the area so i'll to learn some words in the meantime.

>>70556123
Don't be a fag you hurt my feelings m8

>>70556309
*pas
its pas
okay you would fit in i guess

>>70556309
in secret ones people dont speak english

>>70556400
>its pas
I'll remember it.

I saw one insult with your mom and a horse that seemed more fun but I don't think it was written properly

>>70556373
Iam serious...we are aiming now at rich tourists from china, russia, Us who actually spend some money here not some young retarded latino who wants to fuck poor ukranian girl in brothel and than go drinking cheap beer and pissing everywhere

>>70556400
>>70556582
vaju bom s pasom po nagi riti!

>>70556582
all are alike
>1 jebo ti konj mater
>2 jebo ti pas mater
>3 jebo ti bog/isus/bog isus mater
>4 jebo ti bik mater
>5 jebem ti mater
here number 2 and 3 and 5 are mostly used

>>70556766
you forgot 'jebem ti sunce', which is a real gem of popular expression

>>70556639
We've had legal whores from all over the place since forever in here why the fuck would I want to go there to fuck your malnourished sex slave whores? Use your brain you dumb faggot and go kill yourself too.

>>70556650
Google translates that to
>you'll belt with the naked ass!

Which doesn't make sense.

>>70556766
They seem what would everyone would say yeah

>>70557024
So why you asking in your OP post?

>>70557024
This was the one I mentioned about the horse, dunno if it's right

jebo ti kogn krvavim kurtžem sestru na majčinom grobu

>>70557024
I'll lash you both with my belt on your naked asses

(pas means belt in Slovene whereas it means dog in Croatian)

>>70557093
>So why you asking in your OP post?
Because it was a joke you dumb russian rapebaby.

>>70557143
That makes more sense, you guys seem to have a lot of creative insults by the way. We're pretty foul mouthed too

>>70557112
jebo ti konj krvavim kurcem sestru na majčinom grobu

(may a horse with a bloody dick fuck your sister on your mother's grave)

another Yugo zinger

>>70557143
you need to use opasač for belt then
what you say for dog, pes, ker? its not ker, ker is adjective for something?

>>70557222
Good one

Next time try to be nicer when you ask for something

>>70557222
oh no, that's not us, that's Croatia and Serbia. Slovenian traditionally has the most innocent insults, which are more like minced oaths, really.

Tristo kosmatih, kakšna scena! (three hundred furry ones, what a scene!)
Jebela cesta! (the road is white! - alluding to jebati - to fuck)
vrag te vzemi! (devil take you - this one's a serious insult)
naj te strela udari! (lighting strike you! - this one was usually the cue for unsheathing the knives in 19th century Slovenian taverns)

>>70557256
Pes (pron. ps), yes. Opasač is a utility belt, I think. Is that you word for it?

>>70557253
So from what I see your languages are all similar in base but some words can mean different things.

Or are they way too different in normal conversation?

>>70557488
vykuř mi

>>70557618
we use remen but if someone says opasati/pasati/pašem se it also works

>>70557505
>vrag te vzemi! (devil take you - this one's a serious insult)
That doesn't seem very insulting, is there a special meaning to it or what? are you guys very religious or something?

>>70557685
>So from what I see your languages are all similar in base but some words can mean different things.

Yes, that's right. Also the accentuation, syntax, cases are only slightly different. And 20 - 30% of the vocabulary. I'd say our languages as similar as Portuguese and Spanish, though I may be overestimating the proximity between those two languages. But you can understand each other in writing, right? We can for the larger part, though it took me some dictionary delving to really become fluent.

For instance, if >>70557688 mentioned the word remen, i'd have no clue what he was talking about, but he'd surely be able to find a synonym I understood, and vice versa.

Czech is the language that's just too different for holding a cross-language conversation, even if the similarities are apparent.

>>70557905
dont know, those slovenian ones really seem innocent
we use "vrag te jebi" casually here
(devil fucks you)

>>70557685
Czech and Slovak are almost the same, the other ones I can kinda-sorta get the general meaning but not really understand.

>>70556579
This. But I haven't travelled that much in Czech Rep. desu, I can recommend you places in Slovakia. Prague was nice through, despite the touristiness, through obviously I felt less like a tourist there being Slovak than some "I wanna be in Czech porn yay" tourist.

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>>70556123
what do you mean

>>70557688
We use both opasok and remeň.

>>70558122
dont invite foreigners here you daft cunt

>>70557905
We used to be when this phrase was in fashion, and maybe our secularisation is the reason why our insults were replaced by a more vulgar mix of newly coined native ones and basic Serbo-Croatian ones as time went along (we say jebi se, pojdi v rit, v rit se zaleti, or kurc te gleda,, but never 'pes ti mater jebe', it's still too much for us)

>>70558035
i remember when we were in czech republic at excursion and we asked some older lady for a tavern. we say "gde cafe bar/taverna/bertija/kafić" she doesnt understand
then somebody shouted "KRČMA" and she told us immediately lol

>>70558290
Yeah, krčma is some old school vocabulary. You can't expect them to understand birtija tho, haha.

>>70558035
>. But you can understand each other in writing, right?

Well to be honest I don't know because I lived in a neighboring brazilian town for like 5 years when I was a kid so I just picked up the language without really trying. I don't know if other people can understand it so easily.

>Czech is the language that's just too different for holding a cross-language conversation, even if the similarities are apparent.
I'll have that in mind when learning, we have a czech embassy here so maybe they can teach me some stuff.
>>70558169
That you're poor or you go to fuck slav girls

>>70558604
>That you're poor
probably poor behaviour. anglo tourists are worst in my experience. they go around shouting and being disrespectful like they own the place. probably catched it from their fellow dark-skinned countrymen

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>>70553990
Do this >>70554150 and don't forget to stream it online

>>70558748
>>70558786
My sides

>>70558947
You're late now

>>70553990
very easy.

czech women love the big polish pole

>go to czechia
>find a qt
>say "cześćszukam dziewczyny"
>she's already wet and all mine

>>70559518
>>70559588
Are poles the nignogs of slav land?

>>70559640
Here's a czech woman singing how much she craves to be fucked by a BPP (Big Polish Pole)

https://youtu.be/B_kMMYQISeg

>>70559640
he was joking

word szukaćmeans to look for [something] but it sounds the same as the czech šukat which means to fuck

so if you go to czechia and say
przyjechałem tutaj szukać dziewczyny
which means i came here to look for a girl

a czech might understand i came here to fuck a girl

>>70559817
Why does it have so many dislikes

>>70560007
So it might get you slapped?

>>70560660
basically, though i think it's a well known meme among our nations by now

>>70560660
>Why does it have so many dislikes
butthurt czech beta males

>So it might get you slapped?
No. You get your dick wet.

>>70560699
Man this thread made me realize how little I know about that part of the world

>>70560767
>butthurt czech beta males
what does it talk about

>No. You get your dick wet.
they scare you and you piss yourself?

I heard you can pick up any random Czech qt off the street for about 5000 krona. Why are you slavshits so disgusting and whorish?

>>70560990
Ching chong ping pong

>>70561028

>Czechstreets is Czechenia's most famous contribution to the world

>>70560990
try next time with polish zloty

their eyes shine when they see a banknote larger than 50 PLN

>>70561161
It's a pretty good contribution though