Yeehaw Remember the Alamo Lonestar Beer Don't Mess With Anime Edition
all the posters in this thread are canadian except you
>>70550882
Really? Neato!
This is a Canadian best seller. No joke.
>>70550882
Your mum is canadian.
>>70550855
why do weebs gotta start threads? Fucking gay
benis
hallo?
>>70550934
you make one next time faggot
>>70550855
How do I stop being a weeb?
>>70550934
We need minimum 2 a day in order to sate them
>>70550913
>manlets can't handle the truth
typical
>>70551011
t. 5'9
>>70550926
hello azeri!
>>70550968
just go outside and get a gf
I've gotten laid via tinder 3 times now, but I'm still a power level hiding weeb. I sincerely think a gf is the answer.
>>70550954
yes dis is me
>>70551042
yeah ok, but i'm #woke so I'm technically like 6'6
>>70551055
don't reply to homos
California is doing a secession referendum lads
>>70550920
I'm fuckin laughing right now.
Amazon is memeing.
>>70551055
Hello, Bernard.
>>70550968
by killing yourself.
>>70551109
o srry wrong number
>>70550968
Try to do something else instead of watching anime all time.
It usually helps.
>>70551116
Good. Take me
>>70551141
ok then bye
>>70551010
homu
>>70550968
Enlist.
I want
NO
i need
the
pic
of
pepe
laffin
>>70551163
>>70551181
>>70551181
wtf, girls cant dock
>>70551189
That'll make it worse.
>>70551189
armyfags are giant weebs
>it's that noontime /cum/ where people communicate by sexualizing nonexistant underage girls
is this coffee still fresh?
>>70551134
>>70551082
>>70551189
nah, that sounds painful
>>70551163
I left weights and go out clubing
>>70551198
I only have this one.
>>70551205
Hey.
>>70551198
I'm still looking for it, and I've been searching since your last request. Have this one in the mean time.
>>70551266
better than a bunch of 30 years old neckbeards pretending to be twinks.
>>70551290
Are you fucking dyslexic?
>>70551198
still got plenty of doge
>>70551341
I'm only 21
>>70551230
Come here and enlist in our army then.
You'll get the joy of being beaten everyday and eating vegetables.
>>70551341
No. Believe it or not, I was really good in English composition and reading. It is just that I am lazy and I dont check what I write half the time.
>>70551300
>>70551324
thanks.
i already found it by searching "pepe laughing"
>>70551218
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=symmetrical_docking
Only a year before I move to America in search of a husband.
>amerifats
>>70551488
Oh.
Was it this one?
>>70551536
Hey bb
>>70551488
why didn't you just do that in the first place
>amerisharts
>>70551536
>husband
>>70551536
you arent a girl
>>70551530
>holding hands
>interlocked fingers
>>70551542
>mexilards
>>70551536
Please come to Connecticut
>>70551577
back off???
>>70551611
>>70551542
>>70551589
i like when people do what i say, makes me feel loved.
in high school i made my friends tie my shoes.
>>70551675
do you still make them
>>70551648
Shut the fuck up, you don't even like guys
>>70551675
would not fly up here
>>70551630
the best
>>70550855
moar!
What are you reckon are my chances of finding a lower class girl wanting to marry a foreigner to raise her own living standards without causing massive trouble because of her lower class thinking in the long run?
>>70551709
Yeah, but i got noticeably better at tying my shoes.
yeah yeah autism and all of that.
>>70551711
wait what
>>70551743
0.
Also, you have a good chance of her raising her self-esteem and dumping you for someone better.
>>70551771
The Frog is a guy
uninstalling eu iv
>>70551815
*reinstalls it while you aren't looking*
>>70551536
post hands
>>70551743
high.
But lower class girls are crazy, do not recommend. They secretly hate you and envy you.
>>70551711
thats where you're wrong, kiddo
>>70551846
>americunts
>>70551945
just had some deja vu
>>70552038
gracias
>>70551863
I'd expect to handle lower class girls better because they have lower expectations towards a relationship. With slightly more intelligent girls they always demand you to be deep and interesting and respectful and understanding and have an intellectual connection, and I don't know what the hell that even means. It feels like their wishes are unfulfillable.
>>70552038
that's a big ass
>>70552051
IVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
I don't know if you guys already know this, but
sounds a lot like what the church lied about to get people to join the first crusades
modern day crusades when?
>>70552144
BUT WHAT
>>70552166
he's gay
>>70552158
>Liberals are mad about this tweet
>Liberals don't realize that prioritizing religious minorities is standard practice in refugee resettlement programs
Are liberals ever right about anything?
>>70552158
So more mudslimes can flood into Europe? Fuck off. Can't you cunts simply completely stay out of that place and let the muzzies war each other in peace?
>>70552090
They have lower standards but they also behave worse, thats why divorce is such a poor people thing.
And also dude, unless you plan to bring her with you at first the difference in your standard of living will create resentment, i just had a relationship with someone poorer so i know.
>tfw looking up to a relationship with someone that is also poorer.
But at least she looks up to be kinda innocent in a way.
>>70552237
but there are christians AND OUR JEWISH FRIENDS caught in the crossfire. They need our monies
>>70552224
they were right about him being a jew to corporations.
>>70551797
I'm not and you're very mean
>but there are christians AND OUR JEWISH FRIENDS caught in the crossfire. They need our monies
>>70552158
>ch*istians
Stop using q-tips to clean your ears.
>>70552224
INVADE IRAQ
>>70552283
>AND OUR JEWISH FRIENDS
>>70552390
why
>>70552409
wut?
>>70552445
>damages the ear canal
>impacts ear wax deep in the ear canal
>irritates the inner lining of the ear canal, which just produces more ear wax
>>70552390
>>70552505
it feels good so I'll keep doing it
thanks but no thanks
>>70552390
I use knife desu.
>>70552468
INVADE IRAQ
>>70552384
kek
ah yes a nihilist
im gonna start vaping.
>>70552684
This is not your blog, pedro
>>70552684
>Willingly memeing yourself
>im gonna start vaping.
>>70552571
we'll cut off your johnson
>>70552571
>I don't like nihilis
I like Sinaloa. Let us build a wall around DF and have Guatemala pay for it.
>>70552713
how do you know it isnt?
>>70552775
wtf i love tenesí now.
>>70552775
>have billions
>eat shit "food"
Murricans...
>>70552684
haha what an fag
>>70552821
he did it to support mexicans you jew
>>70552775
Good post
>>70552884
Hispanics
>>70552775
oh and that "i love hispanics" is kinda when your mom forces you to greet that aunt you hate.
>>70552884
>made in trump tower grill
Dumb fatposter.
>>70552893
Even better post.
>>70552775
>I like Sinaloa
The state or the poster? And why?
>>70552938
doesnt mean he eats it daily you stupid jew
stop replying to the 3rd worlder
>>70552945
because white is right
>>70552945
The poster. My favorite mexican state has to be Yucatán.
>>70552996
Fuck off, mordecai.
>>70553004
>there are 3 worlds
>>70553005
Bitch looks like a balloon these days
>>70553013
>Yucatán
Oh yes, the goblin state
>>70553108
>Bitch looks like a balloon these days
picture
>>70552128
HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO
>>70553130
I'm not your secretary
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy ur anus LOL
>>70553004
which one?
sinaloa, tennessee, germany, or azerbaijan?
Foriegn flags are allowed so long as they do not interrupt the thread. But you my man, Asserbajohn, need to bounce.
>>70553108
Why is it called that?
>>70553187
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ban christians from syria even with greencards
>don't ban saudis
ah yes
trump
>>70553185
No. That would require a skill set. You can be my landscaper though
>>70553215
>m-mum, I d-dont like him
Suck a dong, kiddo.
>Memej Khaled
>he doesn't filter Azerbaijan
You played yourself
>tfw download fallout 4 with my third world internet
>dont feel like playing it.
mmmm.
>>70553273
Hi Azerbaijan, I really love this building from your capital
>>70553322
Keep being assblasted, susie.
>>70553363
The game is a let down if you've played any of the other fallouts.
>>70553363
>falling for the Bethesda meme
>>70553377
Looks like a casino
I do not even filter el haitiano, and he stalks the hell out of me.
>>70553322
also, noice
>>70553377
Medicine Uni? But it's shit, m8.
Only good thing is it's 84% girls.
>>70553363
just play new vegas lmao
I like men
My room mate is such a fucking asshole to waiters and take out places it always concerns me someone is gonna fuck with our food. He gets all defensive when you say he's being a dick and wont let it go.
the trash bags I bought are too small
>>70553250
Saudi Arabia has an isis issue?
>somehow ended up on r/canada
The memes are real, holy shit
>>70553363
Play it
It's mindless fun
I'm 220 hours in, ask me anything
>>70553461
why do you hate yourself
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on the bogdanoff brothers?
Women are inferior beings
>>70553461
where exactly on the spectrum are you?
>>70553450
I check it out occasionally. That place is a toxic shithole. A lot of posters there are people looking to move to Canada too. Any conservatives get banned or downvoted to hide the post.
>>70553437
I like women
>>70553450
Quit trying to force your shitty plebbit meme
>>70553429
Huh, why is it shit? it looks like a palace. It's really a university? A public one?
>>70553438
Examples
>>70553487
www.quickrundown.club
>>70553487
shitty forced /pol/ meme
>>70553507
>>70553408
>>70553395
>>70553461
i already played it once, but feel like playing something, maybe my friend will lend me his account to play the DLC.
>>70553432
i unironically have played the game like 10 times.
Tried to replay it 2 weeks ago and made it to the mojave outpost before i got bored.
As a Canadian who has spent a significant amount of time in Mexico in the past and will be there for a month starting next week, thank you.
The Mexican people just want an honest shot at life, and I absolutely love how hard you fight for it despite the incredible challenges you face. Your country is beautiful, has an incredible rich history, and is a modern cultural mecca.
You'll get through this tough period. We'll be here to help make sure of it, too.
I'm not even sure they should count as human
>>70553487
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
THINGS
My hair is all matted down like a dog
>>70553507
Look at that piece of meat
>>70553551
Have you tried playing it with mods like Project Nevada and stuff?
>>70553555
>Your country is beautiful, has an incredible rich history, and is a modern cultural mecca
lel
>>70553555
i unironically hate fag that say "mexicans are such hard workers".
Mexicans work hard because they are hungry not because they want.
>>70553445
>who funded 9/11
>>70553518
>It's really a university? A public one?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijan_Medical_University
It's shit because there's a huge-ass oil pocket under it and our dear mayor shithead takes bribes from it's rector and refuses to take it down and secure that pocket. One day it will go down with everyone inside and 12k parents will come for rector's blood.
Mexicans are vastly superior to Americans
If we copy all the datas of your brain, put them into a robot and then kill your body, are you still alive and is the robot you?
>>70553646
>implying that wasn't the Bogs
>>70553646
Who said anything about the taliban? Quit being so xenophobic
>>70553639
No, i dont play on pc.
Also
>Your country is beautiful, has an incredible rich history, and is a modern cultural mecca
>lel
You know is true fag, unless you are that one anon that is convinced the mudhuts red skinned nomads you had in the US were as advanced as the mesoamerican civilizations.
>>70553689
No because it doesn't a SOUL
>>70553587
ok but what is their endgame
when WILL they learn?
>>70553689
Me and the robot me are two seperate beings at that point
Just made breakfast tacos.
>no, i dont play on pc
console kiddie
>>70553770
delete this
>>70553769
>implying anyone knows
Hopefully they're benevolent to us.
>>70553689
This is literally what the plot of SOMA is about
>>70553555
>mexicans
>not criminals and corrupt to the bone
i say this as a descendant of south americans too
>>70553809
enjoy your shitty n64 emulation
I'm gonna take a break from /cum/. I'll see you guys later.
>>70553865
That he got >for free
/9y7uxnaw
>>70553689
No, there's a break in consciousness
>>70553809
>tfw fell for the mac meme
Worst choice of my life desu.
>>70552775
>Taco Bowl
>>70553875
See ya in a few minutes
>>70553899
I'm so sorry anon
>>70553770
>be anon
>have a face that looks like it's been burned by a cheese griddle
>ha-ha atleast I'm tall, when they w-will they l-learn
>>70553899
anybody want to join a discord chat
it could use more North Americans to balance out the Eurofags
https://discord.gg/e53Bn
https://discord.gg/e53Bn
https://discord.gg/e53Bn
>>70553681
Wow, that's a really a Middle East exclusive issue.
>>70553899
I know that feeling
Speaking of, any good """gaming laptops"""" for a fairly affordable price. Maybe under $800
>>70553937
projecting a bit hard, mr manlet
Geographically we are very close to the US, so any company willing to take the plunge would not have to relocate very far; this is the biggest selling point of Canada versus another EU country like France or Germany. Their employees would not have to learn an entirely new language and would be able to enjoy a culture that while not identical (bagged milk), is very similar (sans gun totting confederates). We could easily promote Canada to the highest educated as somewhere that actually respects human rights and is willing to stand up for them.
>>70553980
A desktop.
>>70553980
Just build a PC for cheaper. Mine cost $750 over a year including my monitor.
>>70553963
>>70553980
Use $600 to build a capable desktop and $200 for a cheap business laptop, if you really need a laptop.
>>70553983
>That instant response
OOph, hit a nerve huh butterboy?
>>70554016
You are absolutely cancer. I fucking hate Americans so goddamn much.
>>70554016
>somewhere that actually respects human rights and is willing to stand up for them
>doesn't allow citizens the right to self-defense
>>70553899
my condolences to your gaming experience
>>70554028
>>70554029
I'm not looking to play particularly crazy intense games. Maybe Cities Skylines, Planet Coaster, Banished, etc.
>>70554081
>>70554081
I'm assuming he's just copy pasting from plebbit. Considering the tier of these posts
>>70554080
>almost a minute later
time moves faster when you're shorter to the ground, I guess
Certainly if you want a global headquarters, you’re going to be setting up in Canada and not the USA now. Trump is intent on fencing out the rest of the world. We should plan to be mostly outside that fence: it is unwise to put all of our eggs into one basket. We can do deals with a global market of tens of billions, not a self-isolating market of mere hundreds of millions.
Considering Trump's impulsive sabre rattling can you imagine if he takes aim at China? Then the shit will hit the fan.
In my company we have two programmers from Yemen and I forget one other gulf country. But we have over half of our developers from mainland China. If we were located in the U.S. we would be totally boned.
>>>/pol/109831567
>/pol/ ''''''mods''''''
>>70554081
A Canadian originally wrote that post, you dumb leaf
>>70554137
I know
>>70554137
canadians ARE reddit
>You are absolutely cancer. I fucking hate Americans so goddamn much.
Imagine a world without the black belt.
>>70554144
Time moves faster when your cheese griddle face doesn't obscure the view of your clock.
>>70554178
I know, a """""""Canadian""""""" and he's spamming it in /cum/
>mfw a manlet tried to banter with me
>>70553962
l-lewd.
>>70554098
desu when i bought my pc i only played FIFA so i didnt care.
Hell i still don't care much, i love playing Nintendo games above all <3 (kinda burned out at the moment though), im not that much into vidya, i just have lots of free time right now.
>>70554174
>>70554195
Coming from the American lurking plebbit
>>70553962
I'd recognize that succubus anywhere.
>>70553974
I blame France. Bureaucracy is your invention, Pierre.
>>70554256
I've never been to reddit
say it with me
I
LOVE
ANIME
>>70554270
did someone say SUCCUBUS?
>>70554254
Eh I still miss the old 64 to be honest anyway. Plus like most people, you will grow out of gaming. I believe that I've stopped gaming since a month ago.
>i've never been to reddit
>>70554290
You lie, grape.
>>70554174
Doesn't matter for the many Trumpets, who would rather look to short-term emotional appeal than to the actual complex realities of international companies and logistics networks.
>>70554344
No, really
>>70554343
>not the black cavalier hat
>mfw a cheese griddle faced lanklet tried to banter with me
>I believe that I've stopped gaming since a month ago.
>Why yes, I play Runescape past 2009
If you are shorter than 6 feet and you lift this is how you end up looking like.
Accept it.
>>70554373
I don't believe you. Even I went to reddit once and made a new account to harass a guy from /gsg/
>mfw a manlet took three and a half minutes to copy and respond to my post because he couldnt even think of a retort
>>70554477
Nope. Scouts honor
>>70554442
*posts the California is gay pic*
Cum doesn't taste that bad desu
>>70554453
it was decent up until the EoC and the release of Dungeoneering
>trump demographic
>>70554174
please tell me you're getting all this from /r/canada
Makes me think
>>70554524
>>70554573
REALLY activates my almonds
>>70554453
I play tibia currently since 2008
>mfw a cheese griddled faced lanklet thinks he's actually important enough to warrant a quick response
>>70554600
Maybe a little
>>70554599
Dark blue states confirmed patrician, while the south, predictably, is shit
>>70554545
nerd
>>70554599
That southerners love the BBC is well documented.
I want to move to Maine and become a hermit who lives in the forest.
>MFW protesting is the cool hip thing to do now
>>70554599
How the fuck can they allow teen? I thought it was the biggest taboo
>>70554701
I don't lol
>>70554693
say that to my main and not in lumbridge, fag
>>70554683
>dark blue
That's purple you twat
>>70554724
Teen doesn't mean people under 18, my dude.
>>70554765
>purple
you some kind of stupid, boy?
>>70554724
EighTEEN, NineTEEN
>Americans in charge of counting
>>70554701
ebony means black woman usually
>>70554765
It's dark blue
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Canada#Visible_minority_population
>76% white in 2011
>whitest country in NA
Jesus Christ
>>70554831
CHANG'd
>>70554794
>>70554821
OMG you giant homosexuals. It's purple
>>70554831
found the racist
>>70554810
i
know.
dont
ruin
it.
maybe is ebony shemale who knows.
>>70551290
>his hobby consists of picking things up only to put them down
>he does this repeatedly
>>70554831
We're all apart of one race, the human race. There is nothing wrong with being non-white
>>70554831
It's also one of the smallest population wise.
>>70554765
>>70554768
>>70554821
The starting USA tax rate is 35% and then 0-12% on top of that depending on the state.
In Canada, the highest combined tax rate is something like 32% and as low as something like 23%.
Basically, anyone claiming business taxes are higher in Canada is probably a metacanadian or fallen prey to the right wing propaganda that business needs lower taxes.
Additionally, effective tax rates on individuals in Canada is around 34% and effective tax rates on individuals in the USA is something around 32%. Remember that USA individuals also don't get public services we enjoy.
Basically, the claim that taxes in Canada are much higher are bullshit from both a business and an individual perspective. But metacanadians don't like hearing that.
>>70554891
lavender
>>70554897
True facts. What's a metacanadian though?
>>70554897
And mom wonders why i don't move out
>>70554917
Not blue
>>70554891
lavender
>>70554897
Please stop posting this garbage
>>70554950
did I say it was
>>70554883
yep manly shit, isnt it
>>70554897
>The starting USA tax rate is 35%
Wtf? I thought USA is a free state with low taxes...
>>70554977
No I said it was ya dingus
>>70554713
I'm coming with you
>>70555012
bet you think the moon isnt made out of cheese too...
>>70555000
Those digits are manly enough for me big boy
>>70554885
I know you´re joking but I still hate you
>>70554713
I want to move to Alaska and build a giant bunker I can run insurgent operations out of when the Russkis inevitably attack
>>70555080
>tfw will never have a body like this
why not end it all
>>70555093
I'll join you. We can listen to music from the Cold War as we shoot the horde.
>>70555080
is this some kind of fat pride parade
>>70555049
>moon
Nice meme, m8.
What else, the earth is round and billions of years old?
Roundabouts confuse and enrage me
>>70555090
Canada was never a white country. We're a nation of immigrants. In Canada, the question isn't where you came from, but when you came.
>>70555153
You confuse me and enrage me.
>>70555090
I'm quite literally not joking, I value all people of every race the same. I honestly have zero respect for racist low-lives like you
>>70555135
Make a new thread, dipshit
>>70555153
>being dumb
New Thread
>>70555188
>>70555133
WOLVERINES!
>>70555155
Yeah, ur mom is always asking
"did you come yet cause im exhausted"
>>70555153
>go on roundabout
>purposely miss exit so you can go around another time
>>70555153
dumb southerner
>>70555076
glad you enjoyed em
>>70555254
I will fuck you
>>70555155
>>70555190
You're either a cuckhold or a shitskin. You're not a real Canadian.
>>70555348
>cuckholds and shitskins
>not real canadians
uh
>>70555403
No, those are cancers spread by American cultural hegemony
>>70555475
wrong
>>70555348
>>70555475
I am a proud Canadian who extols the virtues the country was founded on. You, on the other hand, probably descended from Vietnam draft dodgers. The war's over, you can go back to Dumbfuckistan now.
>>70555501
You're less white than we, were the first multi-ethnic modern nation are and are the biggest producers of cuckhold porn on the planet
>>70555542
You are not a real Canadian, you are a treasonous shitskin lover who wants real Canadians to be replaced by shitskins.
>>70555555
>ein Blatt
>>70555640
The fact that you even use the term "real Canadians" shows you aren't one.
>>70555555
checked
>>70555693
The fact that you put that in quotations and trivialize it means that you aren't one.
>>70555555
>es Blättli
himmelherrgottsakrament
>>70555542
>I am a proud Canadian
>lives in Ajax
sure thing Pajeet
>>70555555
America btfo
>>70555555