fuck whitey edition
>>70540533
good edition
>can hear my sister muttering to herself in her room
ah yes very impressive
don't worry anon, slags like this aren't worth your time.
>>70540547
not opposed to a black gf but I would hate to have a kid that looked nothing like me
coalburners are weirdo extreme fetishists anyway. wouldn't want them to begin with.
how can whitey even compete?
>>70540570
it does look a bit like him
look at the area around eyes
some autist is going to thread split, I can feel it
stop before that autistic finn enters the thread
>>70540570
That kid looks kinda like him. He's ugly to begin with.
>>70540547
honestly this should be illegal, he must be into beastiality
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38786656
>"Canada is a separate country from the United States..."
>everyone applauds
Zimbabwe was a mistake
fuck it i'm going to go play MW2
>>70540570
>this argument again
Why don't you go and fuck your cousins then? Tons of kids don't look their parents regardless of skin colour.
>all the first world countries that champion the importation of refugees all happen to have sub 2.0 birth rates for highly educated white couples and have economies unsustainable without perpetual growth
really gets the brain cells goi-- no it must be a coincidence
What the fuck is a 'salt bae'? Fucking hate normies desu
if americans want to shoot each other I say let them
>>70540641
also forgot how fun spec ops was to play with mates
Evening there /brit/.
I'll be around London from Thursday to Tuesday, so I was wondering where it is should be headed concerning night-clubs.
Also how to pick up slags?
pluto is a planet
>>70540650
that's that pretentious turkish manlet who chops up a steak terribly then puts some salt on it
>>70540547
>tfw still no black gf
>>70540671
london night clubs will be full of stuck up bitches looking down on you
>>70540670
much better than the zombies gimmick they did for the next 50 games
May was gagging for his cock
going to the used boookshop
admit it you want to see their sex tape
>>70540634
>a 200 year old joke
Is this the famous aussie "wit"? Why didn't daddy UK teach you actual comedy?
fuck islam
>>70540640
rhodesia was not a mistake
>>70540713
read that post and felt it was my duty
>>70540496
lol think thats a felony here but you do hear of it happening. I want to say they typed my name and address into a laptop but if not I could see it being possible and I'm sure not all of the volunteer staff at the polls are trustworthy. The lady at the machine you put your ballot in at the end straight stared at all my answers, was a bit rude.
The logistics of securing that type of issue must be absolutely ridiculous when you think about it. They need to start scanning licenses at the desk and not allowing anyone with a duplicate or no ID to vote.
>>70540720
May is pretty fit, not even joking. Tatcher was a munter. May is FIT.
FIT.
business idea: import sikhs into this country
>>70540717
Shouldn't any different than how it goes in France then, so I'll feel more than at home...
Also I'll be on business in London, so if need be, I can dress all fancily in a suit and pretend that I have a money.
>>70540533
fucking kaffir
>>70540754
I don't think micks are any more respected than yanks here Tbh
>>70540718
WoW and BO1 zombies were the height of CoD though.
>>70540747
its not a joke
Britain has always been multicultural
>>70540547
I always found laughable the whole "black guys are fucking our whomen then we will fuck theirs !" thing as the result is the same.
why dont muslims just fuck off to muslims countries if they hate the west so much
dormer lads
JUST
>>70540803
zombies was fucking shite
>>70540745
I swear thats the goofiest nigga around lookin like Barney and Shaq's mom had an affair.
>>70540824
FETAL
you lads put baccy in your zoots
>>70540840
t. Brayden
>>70540835
exceptionally good post
>>70540769
go to Tiger Tiger near Leicester Square, you'll fit right in
>>70540858
yeh a bit. helps it burn. thinking of buying one of those weed vapes though. seems a bit healthier.
>>70540880
alright youve convinced me that i need a black gf
>>70540745
she looks jewish
had 7 pints of guinness last night. you wouldn't believe the state of my poos this morning lads.
what did she mean by this?
>>70540880
why does this make my pee pee tingle
>>70540839
Enough with the porky pies (I learned that in English class)!
But I'm especially affectionate for zombies since I was too poor then to afford xBox live, and could only play split-screen zombies with my siblings.
>>70540884
That's a bender club I'm guessing?
>>70540835
>>70540880
>>70540897
excellent posts keep it up lads
>lesbians: claim to love women but dress and act like men
>gays: claim to love men but dress effeminately and act like women (even the manly queers have minds like women - bitchy and emotional).
dont get it.
>>70540927
no it's just overpriced and full of rich twats
>>70540802
only cucks care about what other countries think of them
>>70540897
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8399745.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Theresa-May.jpg
theresa may in her lesbian days
>>70540917
>people still falling for the petitions meme
>>70540948
they have fucked hormone levels
First day back squatting after breaking my ankle, weak as absolute fuck now
NOT a fan
>>70540835
>>70540880
>>70540897
white girls literally can't compete with this
prefer mixed
>>70540835
>twerking in a hospital ward
>>70540905
oooh guinness poos
haven't had one of those for ages
>>70540948
>lesbians: claim to love women but dress and act like men
you're thinking of butch lesbians who are a bit more manly, not all lesbians are butch
>gays: claim to love men but dress effeminately and act like women (even the manly queers have minds like women - bitchy and emotional).
you're thinking of vapid twinks who just emulate women, not all gay men are twinks
>>70540964
LAD
you virgins even been near a black woman before? they stink just as bad as black guys. their hair must be a sweat trap or something.
loving the british sound of this new music by this english artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
authentic english sound
>>70540927
no just the biggest mainstream tourist club
>>70540953
how about giving my cock a suck you mick bender
>>70540968
Maybe breaking your ankle was a sign that you should stop lifting heavy things just to put them down again
>>70540982
>implying their hair is real
>>70540948
Gays should breed with lesbians.
For one side of the equation, gays earn a decently masculine partner, while on the other side of things, lesbians can love a decently deminine partner.
Duh, I fixed lesbians and gays.
>>70540952
I'm not that REEEEEEEEE!
All I've ever wished for is to fuck slags, and you're all conspiring to keep me at arm's length from my dream.
>>70540970
same
this thread needs some cleansing
>>70540983
>british sound of this new music by this english artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyodeHtVvkA
>>70540983
(YXNG BANE REMIX)
You silly billy
>>70540570
She looks more like her dad than mom though...
Dad and daughter has the same shaped face, same smile, same nose, same shaped eyes. People are too obsessed with skin and eye color.
>>70540917
another case of the lefties accusing Republicans of allowing Russians to influence our election but also encouraging other countries to snub our President in an attempt to influence our election.
It's like they think if they talk enough shit we'll all just go "oh alright fuck it then lets swap out for Hillary, can't have foreign minorities upset with us on facebook!" lol
>>70541001
So you're saying I should just lift things and never put them now?
Hmm I'll give it a go
>>70540964
>in her lesbian days
or like nicola sturgeon has always been
>>70541021
not a fan of the foetal alcohol syndrome look
which is a big problem being irish
>>70540991
Ah thanks!
Thought there was a practical joke being pulled on me.
>>70540982
it's probably because they put cocoa butter on their skin and then coconut oil and olive oil and shit in their hair
smells clash and that
black people, especially the women, tend to take really fucking good care of their hair
someone post the realdoll from manchester
Dislikes: Nosy Noras
what race
Black girls > white girls
>>70541078
10/10
>>70541029
yxng bane is great desu
>>70541078
HUMAN race
>>70540970
fucking state of frizzy hair
>>70541078
tanned honkey
Are Greeks white?
>>70541078
spray tanistani
>>70541078
Is that just ASMR Darling, but photoshopped to be black?
>>70541078
brown
>>70541078
hawaiian mixed
>>70541039
Ahh yes...... Lefties.....Republicans......Russians.......Ahh...Election........Hmmm......Hillary........Minorities........Facebook
>>70541078
>race
no such thing
>>70541104
>implying
me by the creme egg
>>70541057
butt hurt
>>70541109
greeks are bronze and based
>>70541143
>>70541021
>scar on her tum-tums
>those tits that will sag sooner than you will start enjoying them
>that typical face-too-small-for-head inbred british isles look
pass
white girls are good too imo
>>70541109
No but they must pay denbts
This might not be just UK related but I am just curious why is far left ideology not held in the same contempt as the far right? By far left I mean Communists, people that are anti private property, people that seek the destruction of nation states, support class war, that want a centralised economy etc. and by far right I mean racists, ethnic nationalists, anti minority rights etc.
The far left spread horrors across the globe for most of the 20th century but for some reason it hasn't been thrown in the dustbin of history like fascism has despite repeatedly proving it doesn't work and causes misery for the people that live under it, it is a funny joke on This Week when Diane Abbott defends Mao rather than a major scandal. Why is this
>>70541148
looks shit and impractical
also she is ugly
>>70541155
gave your mum my cream egg la'
haha
do black girls have those weird pubes same as black guys?
>>70541148
terrible. you cant run your fingers through that. black hair is shit-tier. no wonder black guys shave it and the women wear wigs.
>>70541194
yes. it's disgusting. like little afros
>>70541178
no ass
no tits
>>70541194
How do you know what black guy's pubes look like?
You a poof or summat?
What is it with normies and sharing their life stories.
Literally all of them tell you their deepest darkest secrets within a few days of meeting you.
I just don't get it.
>>70541180
not a pixel of this blogpost registered on my retina
>>70540969
Compete with what ?
Congoïd tribal mating dances ?
Well, I do not wave my tail like a peacock either, for my body does not feel the need to mate with Peafowls.
To each species its customs I guess.
>>70541223
don't care
what did they mean by this
You lot swore that it wasn't a bender night club?
>>70541178
FUCK WHITE """GIRLS"" BLACK GIRLS ARE BETTER
>>70541174
thats not scarring
>>70541239
>he does the virgin post
Need more nudie mag subscriptions for the coffee table in the garage if anyone has any suggestions?
Would like to stick with my theme of bush and feet, might throw in some milf stuff as well.
>>70541251
prove it
>>70541223
they probably want to sex you up desu
>>70541263
I do not do the virgin post.
>>70541264
gay scat
state of white women
>>70541178
yeah but not those ones
>>70541220
porn. also that template where a black guy holds someone's head by his thigh
>>70541239
girls kiss everywhere though
>>70541264
Men's health
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8ClR86bSMg
>tfw no qt ancom gf
REEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S NOT FAIR
>>70541271
I have a Bachelor's from the University of Life
>>70541264
Bronze Buckets
trust me, i'm white
>>70541306
>Comments are disabled for this video.
doing a big think
>>70541274
I'm not even sexually attracted to 3d humans any more to be completely honest.
>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF
mummy may is making me eat her out again
>>70541238
>may is supplying the t*rks
ah yes white girls
>>70541303
Happens less in France that I'd be desensitized to it, but yeh it does happen for them.
American women apparently, well 24% of them have been in a same-sex act once. The absolute state of the US of A.
>>70541344
fuck may
>>70541353
white """"""""""""""""""""girls"""""""""""""""""""""""
Anyone else post on netmums?
>>70541333
I dropped out from the university of life
http://nigerianstory.com/2017/01/06/what-a-whitegirl-likes-in-the-nigerian-man/
>he way they carry themselves (confident, proud, manly, they feel themselves)
Their physical appearance (full lips, defined muscles, V-shape, soft skin, not too pilosed, not too fair skin)
Sporty style, it looks like they don’t put too much effort to look the way they look, it’s just natural
Intense sex (I feel how they desire me and how much they enjoy every inch of me, one extra is the black on white skin picture which I think is almost art, I just love it)
They’re usually sporty, athletic
Good kissers((:
it's not their fault you're all pathetic lovers
>>70541203
black guys don't shave their hair anymore
being a black man and having long hair is the new wave
>>70541353
the north is not white
Is this an alpha handshake?
>>70541344
>>70541345
The British and the Turks are natural allies. One wants to destroy Europe from the East, one wants to destroy Europe from the West.
>white women
WHY AM I NOT GETTING ANY FUCKING (YOU)S
Might start film photography
Thoughts?
>>70541393
absolutely hate how every black guy has a beard now
>tfw socialism is inevitable
Feels good lads
>>70541403
Alpha would be kissing her on the cheeks.
More than anything this is "faggot in denial" tier.
>>70541291
those calves are outrageous
>>70541304
I keep those by the toilet
Might put a urinal in the garage too 2bh
>>70541403
mays isn't
>>70541391
>nigerianstory.com
hmmm
doing an enrol
>>70541239
>>70541367
I thought you were trying to say that the women looked so manly it was actually two blokes kissing
Don't think bender can mean lesbos
>>70541458
What? I own the site
>>70541435
every man who can grow a beard has a beard now
it makes most guys look more attractive
wish i could grow mine desu, wanna see what it'd look like
>>70541427
D-do you like ethnic Turks born here
how can white women ever compete?
this has become quite a strange thread
the lines between ironic cuckposting and actual cucks is quite blurred desu
>>70541449
a lot of korean girls have massive calves for some reason
>>70541505
Every man having a beard will mean you'll stand out more to women if you don't have one. They have a subconscious desire for genetic diversity, it triggers that
>>70541542
t. White """"""""""woman""""""""
>>70541518
they can't
>>70541487
>Don't think bender can mean lesbos
Wew thank God I could be enlightened to this before I ship off for the United Kingdom, what with all the females I was potentially going to call benders there.
>>70541505
>it makes most guys look more attractive
Statement bit too broad for my liking. Some chaps look absolutely retarded with a beard, especially when you know they're massive sissies.
>>70541518
They can't and that terrifies them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wZpVbA7y_8
I would like to thank the swede that linked this channel here
>>70541507
Never met any
Wailing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWs6pgzpH4w
flick to 15 min for slow-mo replays of that brutal knockout
>>70540533
If even sissy ugly black boys get gf in UK I probable will get 10 gf in UK.
>>70541617
king of the dot? more like king on the knob
>>70540897
why does this look like its filmed on a jailhouse basketball court?
also, name of girl?
>>70541623
OH FUCK
MATE
DELETE THIS
>>70541429
what is sadfu doing?
>>70541638
post more choker girls
>>70541203
You can run your fingers through it just fine. Black hair that's well taken care off will be soft and smooth despite it's curly and springy appearance. I grew my hair out for my gf once (I usually shave my head bald). She ran her fingers through it every chance she got, she loved how smooth and soft it was, she wanted it longer and was sad when I cut it, but I hate having hair on my head.
What's your favourite Shakespeare piece?
mine's Troilus and Cressida
>>70541617
>he's never watched KoTD
Bender is a veteran
>>70541668
fuck off literal nigger
>>70541435
there's a goatee trend going on in basketball and its awful
How do internet banks work?
Where's all the money?
watching some prison break
>>70541689
>nigger
FOY
>>70541689
stop being racist
you wouldn't dare say that to a black guys face you whelp
>>70541617
Hmmmmmm
>>70540570
But the baby looks a lot like him you colour blinded dog
>>70541682
King Lear.
France invades England to seat a qt on the throne.
Truly Shakespeare's most refined.
>>70541689
What's wrong anon? Are you upset that you can't get a gf to run her fingers through your hair?
rorkes HATE us
>>70541707
Same as any other bank
>>70541732
no normie niggers allowed
the gf just sent me this
the numpty!
>>70541732
fuck off nigger
>>70541682
Tempest
why are chinks always so well endowed
>>70541689
no racists in /brit/ allowed
>>70541682
the tempest
or romeo and juliet
just dropped 22 press ups
going out now to drink coffee and chat to girls
see you faggots later
>>70541752
what's with the math tattoo?
>>70541759
chemicals in the water
same reason yank girls have bit tits
>>70541717
>>70541752
Stunning waist hip ratio
Need more
alt-right/4chan is:
>anti-feminism
>anti-"degeneracy"
>pro-gun
Islam is:
>anti-feminism
>anti-"degeneracy"
>pro gun
>alt-right hates Islam
What?
unironically developed a gay crush on Jihadi Jesus from the HWNDU stream
>>70541769
you must be a fucking runt to think 22 is impressive
I havn't done a press up in about 6 months or more and I know for a fact I could do 30 with ease
>>70541791
niggers need all the help they can get in the math department
>>70541689
>>70541745
this made me think
>>70541759
>>70541721
>>70541722
>>70541759
>>70541842
well hello there reddit!
>>70541818
you forget
Islam is:
>anti-western
4chan is:
>western
>>70541830
lol doubt it
not a fan of this thread desu
>>70541864
what brings a girl to do this?
>>70541876
being racist for the sake of being edgy is an obvious sign of someone from reddit trying too hard to "fit in"
Yanks are fucking mental
https://youtu.be/sweaLqIzLCE?t=480
>>70541818
>What?
>white
>brown
Got a MASSIVE willy 2bh ngl
>>70541878
rorkism is anti-western as well
should i bring my doggo into my room lads???
last time i gave him fleas :\
>>70541909
mate you realize white women love black guys is more than a meme right?
>>70541932
>wanting actual niggers posting among us
>>70541909
watching internet porn as an impressionable teenager
>>70541920
man she is going to age so hard. all that is going to sag to shit before shes 30.
very good thread
>>70541965
a) no it isn't
b) i meant spitroasting
>>70541957
it isn't
>>70541978
true. might as well enjoy it while it lasts
>>70541946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU
love this video
yanks really are insane
>>70541946
look at that fucking cunt fucking around in traffic to get to the vape douche supply house
I swear I want to run those bent cunts over
thic
>>70542006
it is
>>70542000
yeah okay. white girls love nigger dick you delusional cunt
>>70542028
>>70541885
gonna do it right now
brb
ok did it 30 easy. did not struggle at all, nor did I cheat with form, tri-ceps burnt a little but I could have done more
I do pull ups and dips quite often though, just don't do press ups anymore because theyre boring
git good next time you wana brag about 22
>>70542032
oh lord i need to move to a latin country. need some of that hispanic arse NOW.
>>70541818
You forgot, Islam is:
>egalitarian
>protects women's rights (through sharia)
>charitable
>not for the lazy
Alt-right:
>racist
>hate women
>greedy
>for the lazy
in britain any black worth fucking secretly has a thing for white british. being the ruling class they some feel like we don't approve of them so deep down they all beg for it
i should know, i've fucked some
>>70542036
it isn't
>>70542041
oh well now you've convinced me!
Think I may have accidentally liked a Trump video on facebook on my phone.
Whoops.
>>70542036
mmm very convincing. next caller
>>70541965
would rather you leave than this black yank who isn't even making a big deal about it
why are white americans so weak and femme
>>70542041
maybe in the land of 56%
>>70541946
atrocious camera work
>>70542097
rasheed
>>70542135
im white english 2bh
>>70542132
it's a gopro mate
>>70542080
>>70542090
it is though
gf said she fell in love with me when she found out I was a radical centrist
*goes back to bed*
imagine getting slugged by sonny liston lads
http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/styles/marquee_large_2x/public/2014/08/22/sonny-liston-neil-leifer2.jpg?itok=3Z9LiO3j
>>70542032
dat thicc pussy
is she an outtie
>>70542163
No its not. The west has been treating nonwhites like shit for nearly its entire history
hate islam but hummus is pretty good 2bh
>im white english 2bh
Things man don't care about: yards, whose arm
Things man just care about: bimmers, if it's blingin'
>>70542175
>tfw no katie gf
>>70542202
mussies make some decent veggie scran
can't fault them there
pakis IN
Might just start saying "oh it's fine I'm just [x activity]" when instructed not to do things.
>>70542200
pretty sure all humans have treated each other like shit for all of history. its not exclusive to the west.
wish I was this self-confident and outgoing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An5H1tOvt-8
>>70542200
the 'west' is defined by liberal democracy and the rule of law, both things that rorke hates
rorke's home is authoritarian russia
imagine being a yank father of a daughter in 21st century USA
howling over here
>>70542243
not a big fan of uggs
lets be real for a second: we shoulds only accept women as refugees so we can all have gfs.
>>70542243
i wasn't a believer but monica is looking good!
>>70542269
only since ww2
>>70542275
they're very comfy
tinie tempah was really good back when he did grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISWFkuDWVvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2UUXYyPhJ0
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38768562
David for PM when
>>70542312
I thought they weren't allowed to drink
Wonder if anyone has ever died instantly from a knockout in a proper sanctioned boxing match
I've heard about people dying the next day etc. But never instantly
>>70542269
stop moving the goalposts
>>70542312
dont think muhammed would approve of this
>>70542300
ummm actually since long before that sweetie x
>>70542312
1,2,3
>>70542339
asian girls at uni/away from home are very slaggy
>>70542402
sorry lad but /brit/ is for anglos