/brit/

ahh yes arguing about takeaways on the internet on a sunday afternoon

this is what our grandparents fought for

>kebab places that do proper chippy chips
Holy Grail if you can find one of these lads

Chinese food > Indian food

Chinese people > Indian people

>>70538281

Still a virgin at 28

>>70538315
my grandparents lived in communist russia

why do chippy pickled onions taste better than supermarket pickled onions

>>70538325
>kebab places
stopped reading there. stop giving money to mudslimes.

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>when a runt says he prefers chinese

>tfw missed out on teenage sex

i'm 24, is it weird for me to shag a 16 or 17 year old? i know it's legal but probably frowned upon

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me and lads

Since 2010 USA has allowed in around 400,000 refugees of which approx 100,000 are Muslim. In them 6 years the number of US citizens who have been killed in terror attacks carried out by refugees = ZERO.

In that same period the number of USA citizens shot dead is around 100,000 (average 15,000 per year) but who does the US ban to "protect its citizens"??

wings an dat

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>>70538281
>hows your sex life edition

about the same as my social life

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the Indian whip

>oh yes hello Rasheed, delivery please
>yes I'll have the spicy red one today - oh actually I'll have the quite spicy brown one.. no the quite spicy one... brown yeah - okay thank you, bye!

>this cheap greasy slop is better than that cheap greasy slop

ah yes, the tasteless working classes. impressive.

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>you forget to send your weekly tribute of a freshly slaughtered goat to the Sultan
>he sends his sharia police to smash up your stall in the bazaar and throw acid into the face of your most beautiful wife

#JustLondonThings

got one of those stiff willies

how do i get rid of it

>>70538352
Rorke. The one by me is run by white brits

>>70538363
if you couldn't shag 16/17 year olds when you were 16/17 you probably aren't going to shag them now

>eating takeaway food
don't do this

learn how to cook for yourself and make it yourself at home

Northern England is the international hub of Pakistani culture

>>70538363
(age/2)+7

>aaah yes, hello mr Huang, i'd like the oily MSG riddled one tonight please

>>70538411
doubt it

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>>70538384
British tower

>>70538385
Good post

Anyone else have a few reddit type autist friends who think they're 'smart but lazy'?

You're so smart you're working a shit job, living with your parents and couldn't finish uni.

>>70538418
I think you're underestimating my laziness

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>>70538385

Stop saying 'ahhh yes' you fucking mungbeans.

>>70538427
nothing wrong with MSG. its a flavour enhancer, just like regular salt.

honestly when you order takeaway does the thought of disgusting pakis hands having been all over your food not put you off?

it's a 99% chance that they haven't washed them

>>70538418
I boil my own super noodles thank you very much.

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>nothing wrong with MSG

>>70538444
smart but lazy describes 4channers.

redditors work hard irl even if they never have high powered jobs and all their social life revolves around discussing what they read on TIL

lolmao

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada

>>70538444
I smell a tory

>getting treated as a Lord simply because I am Norwegian
Aah yes

>>70538281
Pretty pedestrian

Nut too quickly, have sex ~14 times a month

ahhh yes maymay contrarians

>>70538453
BUT DA CHEMICALS

>>70538477
that plus the terrible quality of the ingredients used. and the filthy kitchen its cooked in.

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>you visit your mother in the hospital after she was publicly flogged by the sharia police when her hijab came off in the breeze
>on your way home, the sharia police pull you over for a random inspection and smell the alcohol rub on your hands from when you entered your mother's ward
>you are summarily behaded at the side of the road

#JustLondonThings

>>70538496
yes, there is not anything wrong with it. read a fucking book

>>70538500
yeah I am definitely smart but lazy

if I applied myself I could be a rocket scientist

>>70538453
I agree, the point is that they're all the same too.

>>70538526
Did you mistype London for 'the North'?

how can you say that Indian food isn't diverse? they have red curry, brown curry, yellow curry, green curry and also onion bhajis

>>70538526
wish i was lee rigby (dead)

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>>70538510

>>70538558
the last terror incident that took place in the north was the IRA bombing of manchester

>>70538416
Old classmate of mine had a kid at 19 with a man older than her father. She was ugly and perhaps a little disturbed mentally, but it happened.
>>70538363
go for it if an opportunity presents itself

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fucking hell sydney hahaha

>>70538558
northern pakis are integrated

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>>70538526
>mfw Londoners did literally nothing as an innocent hard-working bloke was brutally beheaded in front of them

fell backwards down the stairs from the very top while drunk last night
must've punched a wall at some point too because my knuckles are swollen, i think they're broken

223 names lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9HMHpSUcws

>>70538584
>integrated
No they're not

They're segregated into their own communities and fucking hate the British

>Obama bombs the middle east to all hell, killing innocents and creating the environment for a rise in terrorism

>lol no one cares

>Trump wants to protect the American people from these negative effects

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF RACIST

really activates your almonds

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>you borrow your third wife's brother 100 London dinars after he loses his job on the promise that he pays you back when he's on his feet
>after getting a new job, he gratefully pays you back 120 dinars
>The Sultan's Revenue and Customs finds out and summarily beheads you on suspicion of usury

#JustLondonThings

>>70538602
>>70538602
>They're segregated into their own communities and fucking hate the British
not really

>>70538583
rorkist

>>70538599
>Drive Food Reviews
me

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>>70538583
lol

>>70538597

In america they would have been shot in seconds

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there is literally nothing wrong with race mixing
they only get more attractive

>>70538281
That's disgusting desu

>>70538605
funny how whenever this happens hoards of liberals come out to protest

it's like they don't have jobs or something

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>>70538583

>>70538628
>Stormageddon
me

>>70538598

I bet you think weed smokers are all losers

>>70538644
what will their baby look like tho????

All of the 7/7 bombers were from the North

>>70538619
>>70538526
>>70538393

Can we get these in a facebook style image with smiling muslims and fancy text?

>>70538624
have a stroll through bradford, rotheram and aylesbury and see how integrated they are.

>>70538676
a nigger

>>70538702
edgy

ah yes another north vs london debate
thrilling

All of the 7/7 bombers were from the North

The North has areas that are 97-100% Muslim

>on /pol/
>Thread about the Holocaust
>"They're such liars, it isn't 6 million it's more like 1.5-4 million"

Hmmm yes truly the worlds foremost intellects

>>70538676

tiger woods

>>70538695
>aylesbury
that's not in the north

the other two are designated paki ghettos, but outside of them they're fine and perfectly integrated

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>>70538644

>this gutter-pleb banging on about Indian food being shit

lmao, keep eating those 'chinese' chicken balls you fucking runt.

>>70538667
but anon, i am a weed smoker
i was stoned when it happened

>>70538710
reddit

>>70538722
Could be on an important business trip.

>>70538680

jermaine lindsay was jamaican

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>>70538730

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-38786182

Reminder Obama's drones eradicated IS but trump and Putin still need to discuss it as a problem because they have literally nothing else in common

>>70538730
>Lindsay was born in Jamaica; after moving to Britain at age five, he lived in Dalton, West Yorkshire

Northerner

>>70538714
it's more like 70,000

>>70538722
he's the one taking the photo idiot.

>>70538792
Southern skin colour and culture

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>Your train is cancelled after the tube station is bombed
>"Typical Monday" you think, mildly peeved, as you whistle for a camel taxi
>The Sharia Police hear you and assume you're whistling at two burka-clad women walking by
>You are summarily beheaded for attempted adultery

#JustLondonThings

Haven't lost my virginity and I'll be 21 in a fortnight.

Northern England is an Islamic Emirate

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>>70538722

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r/unitedkingdom are still assblasted about brexit

could not care less about my virginity and Im almost 30

>>70538832
how do you plan to do it?

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oneitis just announced on the work group chat she's pregnant

lusted after her for about 6 years

now i'm going to see her belly grow because her one true love spunked deep inside her

got really poor coordination

lost my virginity at 15 and that was by shagging my gf up the arse bareback. was fucking based.

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hmmmmmmm

>>70538876
>6 years

That's some pathetic shit mate.

>>70538864
What, necking myself? I'll leave it up to chance.

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*BBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>70538890
This is what happens when you don't discover 4chan

>>70538876
how old

>>70538855

you are assexual then

being an incel is the worst torture possible

eau de la Fume

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>>70538896
>>70538876
10 here

lost virginity at 19
4 sexual partners
currently have sex wtih gf like, what, 8 times a month?
not that bad desu since i use 4chan

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>tfw lost my virginity when I 16
>sister is still a virgin

very impressive

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>waiting all day for my protein bars to be delivered to the uni reception
>we were unable to leave your package unattended
REEEEE YOUR ONE JOB IS TO SIT AT THAT DESK AND ACCEPT PARCELS FROM AMAZON HOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP

As a Brit i feel that we do owe reparations to India, the acts of colonial Britain were nothing short of barbarism. I love India and the people of India, there are many faults and many positives. The first step should be for the UK to admit openly what we did to India, return the cultural treasure we stole and pay a significant % of foreign aid, But rather than throwing money at India that's just used to invest in British trade there are some things that the UK does very well, the UK should employ local indians and out of our own pocket help build the infrastructure that is needed so bad outside of the cities.

I see India as a brother to the UK, we have a bad history but we are in love with each others culture we should build on this and move forward.

>>70538964
Serves you right uni runt.

Was gonna have fish fingers and chicken nuggets but you know what, takeaway sounds like a decent idea.............................

>>70538984
you're trying to get twatted mate

lost my v-card at 16 too

current gf is annoying and thinking about an upgrade soon

tumblr is unironically better than reddit and 4chan

I have a few hundred 14 year old girls following me now

>>70538966
(you)

>>70538964
I started using click and collect and getting it sent to the post office cos of shit like this desu

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>oneitis got engaged

Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this … You’re so deliciously wet. God, I want you … I’m going to fuck you now, Mister Anon … Hard ... Come for me.

>>70538920
this Tbh

ironically 4chan saved me from a life of autism

willy is so hard it hurts

>>70538941
can promise you she is not x

>>70538966
India never had it so god before or since

>>70538921
She's 26

do amazon sell every type of thing in the uk?

president Toilet Bog Fart

>>70539070
trust me she is

>>70539049

mine text me telling me she got engaged
and told me on the phone that she was pregnant

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>>70539016

Thought women were meant to be attracted to money and shit.

Out of all my mates the ones with houses and well paying jobs have never had gfs.

The ones with fuck all money and who live with their parents all do have gfs.

Think I've been lead up the garden path there.

>>70539048
post office is miles away from campus though

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>>70538941
>>sister is still a virgin

>>70538890
is this true

i doubt it


i can't wank immediately after wanking no matter how many new girls i look at

>>70539016
nonce twat

>>70539112
>Think I've been lead up the garden path there.

great phrase

>>70538597
>implying there are any non-Muslims left in London

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.

I told them they didn’t understand life

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>little sister born in 2002
>lost her virginity last night
>i'm still a virgin at 25

>>70539131
>>70539102
stay jelly

>>70539126
yes you fucking virgin

Me dad has ago at me for eating milk with me weetabix

>>70539160
were you listening you nonce?

>>70539160
>>lost her virginity last night
thin walls?

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>qt wanted me to finger
>couldn't find the hole

>>70539149
ah yes the so called reddit

dropped your gay card haha x

>>70539182
>>70539183
she had a lad round and i heard her moaning

emptied the bins around the house this morning and found a condom full of cum in her bin

>>70539160
You're overage as fuck

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https://twitter.com/Eggkin/status/825308929949306885

>>70539112
But where do you bring your gf if you live at home? Do you tell her to moan quietly so she doesn't interrupt mam's knitting?

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>>70539167
i will

>>70539168
proofs??

>>70539160
what month in 2002?

The guardian is literally obsessed with trump aren't they a uk newspaper?

>>70538583
is this real

can't be

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>>70539184
should've just stuck it in anything

>>70539194
I got in big trouble for that back in secondary

everyone else was doing it and it was a right laugh
then when I did it I happened to do it to a kid who apparently was gay and he got really offended by it
and everyone was like "JAMES YOU CAN'T DO THAT HE'S GAY ROOOO HOMOPHOBE!!!"
even though I didn't know

excuse me while pace around the house

>>70539194
oh thanks i need that one
*puts it in my wallet*

>>70539222
january

>>70539218
Men are supposed to
>have more than one partner
>groom them from a young age
t. islamic law

>>70539198

she not empty her own bin?

>>70539239
dunno some facebook comment said "the government website doesn't work so it might as well be real"

>>70539216
I don't understand the 'freedom' stuff at the end and the old lady?

>>70539221
you can look yourself you lazy cunt. it is well known that women do not have an orgasm refractory period.

>>70539217
my brother always just said 'we're going upstairs to watch a movie' and played a movie really loud
i was only like 9 or 10 when he started doing that so took a while for me to catch on

>>70539194
thanks lad gonna go put 10 squid on it

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>>70539198

>>70539297
thats not what the picture said.

look again you fucking idiot

The reason I'm still a virgin is that deep down I consider myself to be much more desirable than I factually am.

Even though rational thinking leads one to conclude I am a 5-6/10, I cannot fundamentally accept this. For this reason, I have scoffed at all the 5-6/10 girls that I have a chance with, because on a fundamental level I have convinced myself I am worth at least an 8/10 girl.

Still, I could never see myself accepting a 5-6/10 in my life. I would rather be a virgin. I am quite fine as it is really. Still waiting for that 8/10.

Donald Trump is literally an ethnic nationalist

>>70539229
no

>>70539261
kek why would you do it do strangers anyway

>>70539229
Trump is easy material, whether the papers are for or against him

>>70539184

just below the peehole for future reference

>>70539294
someone interrupted their performance

>>70539198
should've left the condom on her bed or somewhere your rents would find it

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>>70539198

>>70538832
I lost mine at 21 laddo

>>70539315
oh, didn't read. yeah that is wrong

>>70539322
I knew him, but I didn't know he was gay

>>70539221

I don't have any proof at hand but I remember studing sexual biology and in social groups where 1 alpha male gets all the females, if he currently only has one female to mate with he will release lots more cum into the one female, but if he has lots there is a sorta subconcious regulation where he limits the amount of cum he pumps into each partner to maximise breeding efficiency

>>70539346
not him but how do you know

haven't had sex since 2014
this is beyond a dry spell now, i'm essentially a virgin again imo. Need to have sex soon

>>70539316
absolutely screeching with laughter and despair because I do the same thing

Big tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7J_pYhCK04

/pol/ was always pretty low quality but it's absolutely fucking terrible now, full of literal redditors

>be me in school
>top gimmickster
>pulled out a lads chair just as he was about to sit down
>heard a big crack as the base of his spine hit the floor
>he writhed around in agony
>went to hospital
>came in fine the next day with no problems

thought i'd killed him haha

>>70538281
>"refugees" detained in airports
>migrants already in the country notified by various organizations that if they leave the country they may not be let back in
>pipeline being built
>Obamacare set to be destroyed
>lefties still in outrage

loving my president

>>70539368
ah yes i too graduated in 2014

>>70539333
Hot chick, you got any more?

>>70539358
did you make that up

>>70539358
>I don't have any proof
discarded

>>70539330
yeah but what's he on about freedom

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Sister on the right

>>70539373
>>70539316
same, its a coping mechanism iah

>>70539333
post the full picture
>>70539363
because when I came when I lost my virginity I did not want to fuck anymore, like how we and every other mammal evolved to be.

>>70539198
REPOST

phimosis is normal for virgins because the foreskin snaps like the hymen when you first have intercurse

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>>70539374
woiiiiiiii

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who is the qt 3.14 in the 4chan banner

things i'm going to do before i kill myself:

fuck an escort up the arse
inject a speedball

>>70539332


>parents
>literally pay rent for me

oh wow

>>70539399
no, I grossly oversimplied but it is a thing, but it was ages ago learning about it

it is legit a thing, I don't know if it nullifies refractory period in humans, but say you had 3 birds to shag or 1 bird to shag 3 times

your gross sperm output would be greater with the 3 birds

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WTF WTF

WTF

knuckles broke
what do

>>70539461
That's hiroshima's online persona

>>70539473
Not a letter

>>70539481
Has science gone too far?

>there are boys born in 2007 who have kissed more girls than me

>>70539465
do it in the other order though

>>70539481
has science gone TOO far

>>70539324
>>70539324

yes but whining on about him non stop live on their shitty website. there are no more decent news sources any more

where do you guys get your news?

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>>70539431

Kissed 3 (THREE) girls lads

>>70539481
>rat-rabbit-wombat-squirrel

science has gone too far

>no one takes trump seriously
>he is a comedy figure
>he can't win
>wins
>he won't actually do all those things he said he would do
>does them
isn't this literally how hitler took over germany?

still think that the 70's were 30 years ago and the 80s were 20 years ago
im stuck in the 2000s

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the niece

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Wow

neighbour used to play this weird chinese music which was traditional and modern at the same time

wish I knew what it was

>>70539473
nice

>>70539409
idk

desu the lefty news sources who are staunchly against trump must have thanked their lucky stars when he got elected

basically 4 years of free material that they don't have to work for

>people signing petitions for our prime minister to not visit trump on st patricks day

ah yes snub the US president brilliant idea

>>70539550
inclined to believe this

>>70539316
What does a 5/10 girl look like to you, btw?

>>70539559
was it this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

>Barron Trump was born in 2006

Jesus Christ

can get a leeds win at evens wtf

>>70539559
DANG DANG DANG
*gong sounds*
DANG DANG DANG

>>70539548
nah I think there was more violence when Hitler took over

>>70539550
nonce

the whole trump migrant thing would make sense if the country was hungary but america hasn't even had to take very many muslims immigrants lol

>>70539606
no it was literally chinese

>>70539594
>st meme's day coming up
fucking hate it, halloween tier

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>>70539610
playa

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>>70539602

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>>70539610
he's our guy

I want to play on his Minecraft server!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7QmSu1v3po

time needs help
he's really ill

>>70539612

wait scratch that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtbOpDJIWJ8

*throat sings at you*

>>70539553
I really wish actors would just stop shoving it down our throats. Truly I do.

So many funny and talented actors (and a whole lot more fat untalented retards too) are ruining their stand up routines, interviews, online personas and even their in-show characters to virtue signal about yank politics and it is doing my nut in.

I wanna see you be funny, not see you be an angry douchebag complaining about boring foreign shite.

>>70539640
Is this woman missing because you have abducted her?

>>70539651
hes thinking about the American Reich hes going to build

>>70539299
What if you don't have an upstairs? Do you just share a blanket in front of the telly

>>70539548
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQYdEiNUZ4

i've got 2 tickets to paradise

all hillary had to do to endear herself to american working class was have more than 1 child

>>70539655
had a neighbour like tim once, he was a schizo and used to get drunk and play his trumpet (badly) at 2am
he died

>>70539634
halloween is unironically my favourite holiday

followed closely by NYE and christmas eve

>>70539623
For good reason though, they're not well liked.

Obama gave us a quota of what 10-15k? That was enough for Trump to campaign against and win.

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the so called 'f

>>70539485
Can I marry Hiroshima? Does he have a gf?

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HMS repulse lads

>>70539666
that isn't throat singing you spastic

>>70539548
No, Hitler promised to do stuff, did it, then got the parliament to vote themselves out off existence with the threat of mass murder

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Rasheeds will be triggered by this.

>>70539685
i enjoy how lefties are ok with historical parallels that fit their agenda but parallels which detail how immigration destroyed nations is racist and evil. bunch of fucking losers.

>>70539677
Or much rather the giant cobblestone castle or huge wooden wall

>>70539701
shouldn't you be recovering form your hangover and planning a cheeky nandos with the lads you cunt

>>70539695
and not be a career criminal/politician with a long term marriage to a former president to protect her image.

>>70539720
the bit with the fella is

clearly you just heard the woman and closed the video you fucking spastic

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business idea: victorian architecture revival

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>>70539634
>tiny country
>has an international holiday every year
when did you realise the Gael was the strongest race in the world?

>>70539708
Nonce.

>>70539682
he said room actually. his room was just upstairs (next to mine)

just go to your room and play something loud is the obvious answer

>>70539755
she was careerist but not a criminal. that's a meme that also worked against her

>>70539751
don't like nandos, never have. nor did I go out this weekend

apologise

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BANANA BREAD?!

>>70539765
not liking the brickwork

I assume its from local sources

>>70539793
>I dont like chicken and chips

fuck off freak

>>70539757
I could do you in with my little finger you video game obsessed runt

is it just mere coincidence how the initials 'gf' and the file format '.gif' are both very similar

makes the noggin do its business

need to be fully naked to wank
even take my socks off

>>70539802
I think it's just dirty and needs a wash

being a career politician is one thing
but obviously being a career politician is just despicable

>>70539785
idunno, it's not as if all of her scandals (crimes) came out during the election. I think it was more a matter of nobody caring about them until she decided to pursue more power.

>>70539810
I said I don't like nandos you stupid cunt

its fucking overpriced and shit for what it is

Seriously what the fuck is going on these days
Germany and France coming out and condemning Trump for banning immigration of muslims.
What the fuck does it have to do with them?

>>70539821
at least keep one on your willy so you don't make a mess

>>70539602
Hard to say. Just a woman with fundamental physical flaws in my eyes. So could be a too chubby, have an ugly jaw, a huge nose, things like that. But still not a freak, not obese, not scary looking.

>>70539801
ME AND THE BOYS

>>70539863
you're overpriced and shit for what you are

i am fucked

>>70539813
I could unironically kill you in a fist fight you bent little shit

>>70539867
>Seriously what the fuck is going on these days
Summarises the post-truth era nicely

>>70539553
literally 'dit incarnate

>>70539770
The Brits have dozens of holidays in nearly every country dedicated to them each year. They're usually called 'Independence' or 'National' day.

Little donkey, little donkey, on the dusty road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfW1bkPI8Kc

world at war best cod

>>70539848
if she was a criminal the cia, feds, trump would have followed through with the rumours

>>70539939
do me a favour

MW2 had the best online and the best campaign

>people who care about politics

have they considered just not caring about it?

genuinely never had any political action or inaction affect my life in any tangible way

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

i mean, thank you come again

>>70539921
uk is raysis conolaials
keep ur bigotry off this board

>>70539867
>france, which has been promoting itself as super secular for the last few months, tells america that banning muslims is against christian values
makes perfect sense

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>>70539928
got to keep on plodding onwards, with your precious load

>>70539954
I barely remember MW2 campaign, I'll give you the online but WaW and cod4 had much better campaigns

>>70539939
this is true tbqh

>not using the Kar98k exclusively

hehe

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rate my sunday lunch folks

>>70540033
vile

>>70539553

I hate how these liberal celebrities act like they speak for everyone


>"sincerely, America"

Half of America voted for him you fucking twat

>>70539898
me and my big mate would fucking crucify you if you came round here with your smug little shitcunt attitude

>>70540016
I was a demon online with the bolt actions at one time, pretty much only class I used. Getting them 1 hit kills close and long range iron sights only

preferred the mosin nagant though, but mostly because you didn't unlock the kar until a higher level

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>>70539954
Had like 8 one man army classes for search and destroy
Used to annoy people all day, fucking brillaint

>>70540045
>half of america

I thought at least half of america didn't even vote

https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/5qt92o/this_girl_went_strawberrypicking_with_her_bf/

screaming wtf is wrong with this girl

>>70540045
>Half of America voted for him

Well given that Hilary got 6 million more votes (same number of Jews killed in the Holocaust - coincidence?), no half of America did NOT vote for Trump. And that's why his presidency is illegal and will be overthrown as the sham it is

>>70539988
Yeah its stupid, they said the Christian value of "love thy neighbour"
cunts need to look on a map if they think the MENA is neighbours to America

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>>70540044
quite tasty imo

>>70540033
planning to eat your cum as dessert?

>>70540101
Literally Tomoko Kuroki

>>70539867
Germany has been trying to bully the world into conforming to their ridiculous immigration ideals for the past couple years, no surprise they continue to do so.

>>70539942
They almost did but again you have to remember she is a career politician and married to a former president, and was also campaigning to become POTUS. I think in this case she was, unfortunately, effectively above the law. Anyone that really tried to make a move against her would also make an enemy of her entire party which is no longer in power anywhere of importance but is still potentially troublesome.

Also she and her husband have a long history of accomplices and enemies dying in very questionable circumstances, so you might get murdered if you cause problems for the Clintons.